Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, April 13, 1893, Image 3

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    GOOD NIGHT.
We hear it from a mother's knee. In echo down
the Btnlr,
Ofttimos in notea of childlike glee, ofttlmoa at
close of prayer.
We hear It at the garden gate, half whispered,
sweet and low,
While lovers linger until late and loath e'en
then to go.
Wo hear it said in gilded halls, where mirth
and gladness reign,
Where beauty glows and music falls in capti
vating strain.
We hoar it at the bedside, where dread pain
and grief arc known.
And tender ministrations share with the strick
en and the lone.
We hear it when the sun of day withdraws
from mortal sight;
What comfort, then, to hear and say, "Good
night, dear heart," "Good night."
—Clark W. Bryan in Good Housekeeping.
TWO TENDERFEET.
The "old timer" in Colorado has a su
premo contempt for tenderfeet, or new
comers. This feeling is gradually dying
out, hut it will never be wholly extinct
until the last old timer has passed "over
the range." There was a time, however,
when the old timer looked upon the ten
derfoot as an interloper and usurper.
Less than 10 years ago two bright
young fellows from New York arrived
in Colorado bearing letters of introduc
tion to the most prominent and wealthy
men in Denver. They were young men
of ample fortunos and announced their
intention of engaging in mining. They
did not desire to purchase a mine. They
wanted the oxcitemont of prospecting.
They wore halo and hearty and were
anxious for the experience of roughing it.
Among others to whom they brought
letters of introduction was Uncle Billy
Golden, unold timer, who had "struck it
rich" in Leadville and was rated finan
cially at $3,000,000.
Uncle Billy had all of the pioneer
dislike for tenderfeet, but these young
jnen were such manly, independent fel
lows that they soon found favor in the
old man's eyes, so that one morning
when they came to him and announced
their intention of going to Loadville to
prospect for "carbonates" the old man
gave them some very valuable informa
tion. Ho told them of a locality where
. he was confident they would find min
eral. He shook them warmly by the
hand at parting, and they promised to
take his advice and never to forget his
great kindness.
"Those boys have the right kind of
stuff in them," said Uncle Billy.
A month later he received a letter from
the boys. They had located a claim in
the exact spot suggested by him and had
named the claim the "Uncle Billy" in his
honor. They were very simguine of
striking mineral, and as Uncle Billy had
given them n "jtointer" on this promising
location they felt that they ought to
show their appreciation in some substan
tial way, so they sent him a deed to a
one-third interest in the "Uncle Billy"
mine.
Two months passed by, and Uncle
Billy received occasional letters from liis
young tenderfeet friends. They had not
struck mineral, but they were expecting
to do so any day.
A few weeks luter Uncle Billy received
the following telegram:
NEW YORK, July 10, 1882.
To Williain Ooldon, Denver, Colo.:
What will you take for the "Uncle Billy"
mine? Spot cash. Answer quick.
J. MADISON WKIQHT & Co.
This telegram set Uncle Billy to think
ing. He reasoned that the bays had
struck it in this mine and had acquaint
ed their New York friends with the fact.
He had been purposely kept in ignorance,
so that they could buy him out cheap.
It was all clear to Uncle Billy. He had
been through a number of mining trans
actions, but he had never yet been "done
up by a tenderfoot," as he expressed it.
He wired back:
DENVER, July 10, 1882.
J. Madison "Wright & Co., New York:
1 cannot make u flgurj without consulting
my partners, who are now in Lcadville. If you
want my one-third interest, wire me, and 1 will
D&mu price. WILLIAM GULDEN.
4 That night came the answer:
Must have the entire property. Sue your
partners and fix lowest possible price. English
capitalists waiting.
J. MADISON WIUOHT & Co.
The next night Uncle Billy arrived in
Leadville, and early the next morning
started for the mine. He had little
trouble in finding it, for the fame of the
"Uncle Billy" had quietly spread
throughout the camp.
"Haiti"
This challenge brought Uncle Billy to
a sudden standstill. It came from a
miner standing in front of the "Uncle
Billy" shafthouse. As he gave the com
mand he lowered a Winchester rifle to
enforce it if necessary.
A parley ensued. Uncle Billy learned
that the mine hud been closed and left
under an armed guard. No one was al
lowed on the premises.
"I am one of the owners of this mine!"
exclaimed Uncle Billy.
"I can't help that," WUB the reply,
"you can't come any farther. I've got
my orders, and now you've got yours.
Keep off."
"Where are young Jackson ant'. Mil
' ler?"
"In Denver."
Uncle Billy managed to get a liundful
of the dirt on the dump when the sentry
was not looking and made a dignified re
treat.
"I see how it is," he said; "these young
tenderfeet are trying to do me up. I'll
show 'em a trick with a hole in it."
He hurried back to Denver and found
yoting Jackson, one of the co-owners of
the "Uncle Billy" mine.
"How much do you and Miller want
for your interest?" asked Uncle Billy.
"We are not anxious to sell," replied :
Jackson. "We think we have a pretty
good thing, but if you want our interest
you can have it for SIOO,OOO oash."
"Come in this evening," replied Uncle
Billy.
He at once wired J. Madison Wright
& Co.:
"Will take $500,000 for' Uncle Billy*
mine."
■y The answer came promptly:
"Terms satisfactory. Will leave for
| Denver tonight." This telegram was
I signed "J. Madison Wright."
{ That evening William Golden gave
James Jackson a check for SIOO,OOO and
received a quit claim deed to the prop
j erty.
I Then he waited for J. Madison Wright.
Four days passed. J. Madison was due
Jto arrive. A week elapsed, and no J.
j Madison came.
| Then Uncle Billy telegraphed the firm
of J. Madison Wright & Co. and in
quired about the delay. He received an
unswer that they did not know to what
[ delay he referred. Explanations fol
lowed, and Uncle Billy learned that no
; telegrams had been sent him by the firm
of J. Madison Wright & Co. "If any
i such were sent to him, they were for
geries," the telegram concluded.
"Bunkoed!" exclaimed Uncle Billy,
"and by tenderfeet too."
*•
James Jackson and John Miller were
sitting on the veranda of a quaint little
hotel in the south of France in the early
summer of 1884. A bottle of wine and a
box of cigarettes were on the table. Mil
ler was laughing uproariously.
"You ought to have seen the look on
the old man's faco," said Jackson as lv
lighted a cigarette, "when I gavo him the
deed. He actually thought he was doing
us up iit great style. I would have liked
to have seen him when he got into that
sand bank which wo called a mine."
"I suppose he has found out by this
time that I sent those telegrams," said
Miller as he raised a glass of wine to his
lips. "Oh, well," he continued when he
had drained the glass, "it was only SIOO,-
000, and he has more left, while we will
soon have to go to work again, for we
have only $15,000 left. Why, what is
the matter, old man'/" he suddenly asked
as he observed his companion gazing at
a London paper, his face pale and his
hand trembling. "What is the mutter,
old man; are they after us?"
"Read it," replied Jackson.
Miller picked up the paper and read;
"The Denver Tribune records a wonder
ful mining sale. William Golden, the
noted Colorado millionaire and mine
owner, has just sold the 'Uncle Billy'
mine on Fryer hill, Leadville, to on Eng
lish syndicate for £1,000,000. During
the past two years this mine has pro
duced £300,000."
Miller's faco was white. His lips
trembled as he said, "We've been bun
koed!"— New York World.
Where the Date Line Strikes.
The international date line is the line at
which dates must be made later by one day
when crossing it from east to west, and
earlier by one day when crossing it from
west to east. This great imaginary line
passes just west of the Behring straits west
of Clarke's island, west of Gore's island,
and thence southwesterly between the
Aleutian islands and Asia. It then posses
southwesterly some degrees east of Cape
Lopatka and the Kurile islands, thence
just east of the Japan islands, Jesso and
Niphon, keeping west of Guadalupe, east
of Bonln, Loo-Choo and Patchoo islands.
From the last named places the line passes
through the Bashee channel, just north of
the Bashee islands. It next enters the
Chinese sea east of Hong-Kong, then passes
south a little west of the Philippine is
lands, b>. to the east of the Palawan islands.
It is at this place that it reaches its most
westerly poiut, being about 116 degrees east
longitude.
From here it takes a southwesterly course
aguin, passing almost exactly through the
center of the Sooloo islands. Thence it
passes east, nearly purallel to the equator
and just north of it, to a point 165 degrees,
or just north of Scliank islands; hence
southeasterly, leaving Taswell island to the
northeast; thence through the Samoan
islands to about longitude 268 degrees west;
thence south, keeping east of the Friendly
islunds and west of the Society group; still
south, bearing a few degrees west, so as tc
cross (according to some authorities) the
Chatham islands; thence straight over the
great waste of water lying between the
last named group of islands and the south
pole.—Omaha World-Herald.
Moody's World's Fair llevivul Meetings.
The arrangements for a series of evan
gelical meetings to bo conducted by
Dwight L. Moody in Chicago during the
fair have been completed. The evangel
ist has surrounded himself with a staff
of able Christian workers from every
part of this country and Europe, and
preparations have been made to hold
meetings each night in every part of the
city, beginning May 1.
Homing Pigeons lit tlie Inauguration.
An interesting incident of the inaugu
ration parade which occurred directly in
front of the grand stand was the setting
free of a basket of homing pigeons. The
birds as soon as liberated circled round
and round in the air in front of the pres
ident and then taking their bearings flew
off to the southwest.
Au Old Sword.
This glittering sword, this same bright blade,
A glorious part in history played.
See, there half effaced Is the British crown.
And the hilt is ablaze with jewels gay.
My grandfather found it In Boston town
Just after the British hail sailed away—
When Washington was our general.
And then for years, tradition sings,
It helped to sever the apron strings
Which bound us to England acroßß the seas;
It served to make real a hope forlorn;
It fought for the thirteen colonies.
And then in a _>roud saluto was home-
When Washington was our president.
This glittering sword, this same bright blade,
In a case for a hundred years was laid.
It made all titles seem
In tho land where men are equal and free
Forever-but wait, now, faint as a dream,
A face and form fair and lovely I see.
I forgot that a queen reigns over me.
—Munsoy's Magazine.
Frontier.
When man shall sit upon Thought's farthest
height,
Achievement's guidon, hoping thence to see,
At last, all knowledge yieldod to his sight
Unveiled by mystery,
That vantage point will only show to him
Fresh fields beyond whose utmost edge appear
More lofty peaks, which, by their outlines dim.
Define a new frontier.
—Meredith Nicholson.
Concentration.
The man who seeks one thing in life, and but
May hope to achieve it bofore life be done.
But he who seeks all things wherever he goes
Only reaps from the hopes which around hlra
he sows
A harvest of barren ryrat%
PHYSIOGNOMY.
! A projecting nose and mouth show self
i confidence, impudence and rashness,
j High choek bones always indicate great
! force of character in some direction.
! The best noses always show a concav
ity between the nose and the forehead.
| Noses which wrinkle easily are rarely
found in men of good natural disposition.
Thick, hea*y, regularly arched eye
i brows always indicate sound judgment.
Fullness of the temples is supposed to
show powers of mathematical calcula
tion.
Very small, thin ears are usually asso
ciated with great delicacy and refine
ment.
Long foreheads, with close drawn skin
which shows no wrinkles, are the char
acteristics of cold, selfish natures.
When the corners of the mouth turn
downward, the indication is of a scorn
ful, contemptuous, opinionated man.
Small, dull blue eyes, half hidden un
der a bony forehead, are generally found
in suspicious and cold hearted people.
Eyes without wrinkles, or with a great
number of very small, long wrinkles,
generally show weakness of character.
Turned up noses under high, arched
foreheads are found only in men of a des
potic temperament and bad disposition.
Black eyebrows, which almost shade
the eye, combined with bony forehead,
belong to men of revengeful disposition.
Regular wrinkles of the forehead par
allel with tho eyebrows are generally
found in very intelligent and deliberate
persons.
A flat forehead and an abrupt descent
at the back of the head are both unfavor
able, either indicating limited under
standing.
A perpendicular, a very high or a very
short, knotty forehead is always bad.
Either always indicates lack of sympa
thy.—St. Louis Globe-Democrat.
STAGE GLINTS.
Manager Charles Abbott has high
hopes of Henry Guy Carleton's new
play, "A Bit Qf Scandal."
Mrs. Osmond Tearle (Minnie Conway)
has been seriously ill in England for sev
eral weeks. She is convalescing.
A. Y. Pearson has engaged Laura Lor
raine Gaden for the rest of the season to
play Sweeter in the "Police Patrol."
J. T. Smith has l>een engaged as acting
manager of "A Scandal in High Life,"
and Joseph Barrett will go in advance.
Grace Huntington, whoso last engage
ment was with Mrs. Bernard-Beere as
leading lady, is now residing in New
York.
Frederick Solomon has been engaged
by students of Yule college to direct re
hearsals of some forthcoming amateur
performances.
The son of A. W. Pinero, the English
dramatist, is a staff writer for tho New
York Sun and has become a permanent
resident of Paterson, N. J.
Among the many promising attrac
tions for next season will be Lydia Yca
mans-Titus in a romantic musical com
edy entitled "Ups and Downs."
Charlotte M. Stanley, tho well known
author and actress, has been obliged to
abandon her contemplated tour with
"Only a Pauper," owing to illness.
"Tho Chamois Hunter," a German
comedy drama, said to have considera
ble igerit, with Paul Barnes in the lead
ing role, is one of the spring attractions.
RAILROAD JOTTINGS.
George H. Pegram has been appointed
chief engineer of the Union Pacific, with
office at Omaha.
The works of the Westinghouse Air
brake company, at Wilmerding, Pa.,
have been put on full time for the first
time in over a year.
H. F. Royce, for a number of years
past general superintendent of tho Chi
cago, Rock Island and Pacific railway
at Chicago, has resigned. The reason
given is advanced age.
A St. Louis-Dallas-Galvoston vesti
buled limited train service over the St.
Louis and San Francisco and Santa Fo
routes in anticipation of World's fair
traffic is officially announced.
Edward Heiso has been appointed mas
ter mechanic of the Adirondack and St.
Lawrence road, with headquarters at
Herkimer, N. Y. Mr. Heise was formerly
a conductor on the West Shore road and
was at one time an engineer.
The seventh annual report of the Penn
sylvania Railroad Relief association has
been finished. It has a membership of
82,000, an increase of 20 jier cent during
the year. The fund which it proposes to
use for business amounts to $220,000.
Orders for 1,000 freight cars for the
northwestern system have been let by
the Pennsylvania railroad to the follow
ing ear building companies: Indiana Car
company, 200; Mission Car and Foundry
company, 300: the Madison and Barney
& Smith companies, each 250.
ODDS AND ENDS.
Over 600 varieties of cotton are said to ,
exist—4oo in Asia and Africa and. 200 in- [
America.
The Spanish peasant works every day
and dances half the night, and yet eats
only his black bread, onion and water- j
melon.
Montana is larger than NewMamp
shire, Vermont, Massachusetts, Rhodo
Island, Connecticut, New York and
Pennsylvania put together.
The making of a man cook in France '
is a long and tedious process. When a
young man decides to pursue a culinary
career he selects his nominal instructor,
to whom he pays a fee of SSOO. I
A Ilemlmler.
! "I shall ho away a whole year, HO 1
must give you a koepsako, my pot," ho
said, drawing a rather Insignificant ring
off his little finger.
| "It's not much, Charlie, is it?" she re
marked.
j "No, darling. But it isn't the iutrin
| sic value of the thing that"
"Of course not, dearest," she hurriedly
j interposed. "But, my own, if you could
manage to give me a diamond ring I
j should be so glad. You see, dear, if I
had a diamond ring I should always be
looking at it, and that would make me
j think of you, and I do so want to think
of you when you're away!"— Quips.
Skeptical.
Woman of the House (to her other half)
—Ye will try to boss the runnin of this
house, will ye? The next time ye won't
get off so easy.
Life Insurance Agent (looking in) —I
guess I'll go, for I don't believe he'd be a
good risk.—Life.
Trapped.
The burglar stepped lightly into the
room.
Ho moved forward in the dark with a
pistol in one hand and a bottle of chloro
form in the other. He was desperate
and ready for anything.
Especially anything to eat.
Suddenly his foot struck something,
and the next second an indefinable body
hurled itself upon him. With a muffled
shriek of fear he dropped his weapons
and grappled with the monster. He
fought and tore, he struck savagely at it
in the dense darkness, but all to no pur
pose.
He was as a child in the awful grasp
of a giant. Only for a moment the un
equal battlo raged; then he sank upon
the floor conquered.
They found him the next morning
cold and stiff, but they were too late.
And as the head of the house disentan
gled the wires of his wife's hoopskirt
from about the unfortunate burglar's
neck he said softly: "Poor fellow! Sot
it again, Maria!"— Truth.
Too Much.
"I think I learned to lovo you, dear,"
ho said, "becauso you always dress so
simply. It is comforting to think that
my little girl has the right idea about
expenditures."
"I don't know, George," she said
dreamily. "This gown I liavo on cost
nearly $200."
"Two hundred dollars!" ho muttered,
striving to keep buck the tears, "$200!
Will you excuse me?" and the next sound
hoard was the slamming of the door as
Georgo Plankawuy camo swiftly forth
into the cold air.—Life.
Couldn't Agree.
"What means this coolness between
Jonson and Joanes —is there a difference
between them?"
"Difference? I should say so! As much
difference as there is between a gentle
man and a donkey."
"H'rn! But which is the gentleman
and which tho donkey?"
"Well, it is just there where they dif
fer."—Boston Transcript.
Worse Still.
"I'm very tired," said tho lady at the
head of tho supper tablo one Sunday
evening.
"You should not bo," said her minis
ter, who had been asked in to the even
ing meal; "you haven't preached two
sermons today."
"No," said the lady absentmindedly,
"but I listened to them."—Yankee Bhwle.
In Doubt.
Mrs. Clara Foltz, when in San Diego,
had for examination one day a large,
burly Irishman. The idea of being ques
tioned by a woman lawyer was to him a
huge joke, until she began to question
him on personal matters, when, assum
ing a suspicious uir, lie remarked, "I
don't know yer intentions, mum, but I'm
a married man."—Argonaut.
Tl© Game of Life.
"Dey tells you," said Uncle Eben to
the little boy next door, "dat lifo am
mos'ly luck; dat it am jes' like er game
of kyards."
"Yes."
"Well, don't you blebe it. In life dah
ain' 110 booby prize fob de man dat gits
lef."—Washington Star.
A Long Journey.
First Clerk (in the Skyscraper block) —
I wonder if I'll need my overcoat to run
across the street for a minute?
Second Clerk (with his head out of the
window) —Not now you won't. Don't
know what you'll need by the time you
can get down stairs though.—Chicago
News-Record.
Nothing I.uft For Her.
Mother (at a ball) —Are you enjoying
yourself, dear?
Daughter—No, I'm not.
"What is the matter?"
"I've refused George six dances run
ning, and he doesn't seem miserable a
bit."—Yankee Blade.
Not Ills.
"Why aro you so silent today, Mr.
Corlo?"
"I have been lost in thought."
"In whose, pray?"—Fliegende Blatter.
Power of Reuuty.
"Your cook is a very handsome girl."
"She is. She mashes the potatoes by
limply smiling at them."—New York
Press.
FOR LITTLE FOLKS.
A Little London Singer.
Little Miss Evelyn Hughes is only 9
years old, but already she is famous in 1
England as a singer and mimic. She has
scored success after success during the
past two years upon the stage and at j
select private entertainments. At the |
Drury Lane theater she is announced as
"Tit Bit," and it is by that name she is
best known to the people of London.
She was the principal feature of a re
cent entertainment given in honor of the
tenth birthday of the little Prince Alfred
of Connaught, when she not only de
lighted the y-oung folks by her singing,
but the older members of the royal fam
ily were greatly pleased by her imitations
of well known men and women.
The accompanying portrait is from a
photograph taken but a short time ago.
The First Toy Balloon.
Perhaps in old time days the children
had playthings which nowadays are quite
unknown. There may have been many
toys at which we cannot even guess now,
because not even a remnant is left for us.
But one tiling is certain, and that is that
the children now have the benefit of a
great many little contrivances for their
amusement which were not known then,
although thero may have been other ones
to tako their places. For example, there
is the toy balloon, which is so much en
joyed by the little tot of 2 or 8 who has
never seen anything like it, and who
cannot understand why the gay little
colored ball should flout in the air with
out apparently anything to keep it up.
It was only 100 years ago or a little
more that the art of making the air cas
tles, as they were then called, became
first known. The first ono was con
structed at Paris in 1783, by a certain
M. Montgolfier, who did many wonder
ful things in the course of his life, but
the most wonderful of all was tho in
vention of the balloon, which has brought
pleasuro not only to thousands of chil
dren, but has also added much to the re
searches of science.—Exchange.
A Puzzled Little Youngster.
A little boy went to hia mother one
day and said: "Mamma, I want to ask
you a question. Will you answer mo
the truth, mammal" "Certainly, dear.
What is it?" "You arc sure, mamma,
you will toll mo tho truth?" "Why, of
course. What does my little boy want
to know?" Then tho little boy looked
I up with his great brown eyes and said,
"Mamma, won't you tell me whether I
am really your own child?" "Why, to
be sure you are mamma's own dear lit
tle son. Why do you think otherwise?"
"Well, mamma, all tho rest of tho fam
ily have curly hair and are Democrats,
and my hair is so straight, and I am a
Republican."—You tli's Companion.
Ilow'sho Would Tell.
A little 7-year-old girl living in Denver
was very fond of "Saratoga crisps." She
had an aunt living in one of the suburbs,
on Saratoga avenue. Tho similarity had
evidently struck Janet, for one day when
going alone on tho electric cars to visit
this aunt tho nurse said to her:
"Now, Janet, where will you tell the
conductor you want to get off?"
"Oh," was the quick reply, "I don't
know; I can't remember tho name of the
street, but I'll just say it is some kind of
potatoes."—New York Tribune.
A New Vend on of un Old Game.
Tell each one of tho company you will
name eacli one for some animal, and at
a given signal each one shall shout his
or her name aloud. Yon whisper in
each one's ear (after telling the first to
shout elephant) to keep perfectly Btill.
Then the signal is given, and amid pro
found silence the unlucky "elephant"
shouts his name aloud.—Grange Homes.
Johnny 's Reflections.
I—A MYSTERY.
My baby brother is so small
That what 1 cannot see is
Just where ho keeps his wondrous
voice—
' Tin thrice as big as he is.
LI—A DISCOVERY.
The reason why trees do not walk
Away from woods and farms
Is that they haven't any legs.
For all their limbs are arms.
III—A FAVORITE.
There's lots of things in this big world
To please us little boys,
But of them all the thing I like
The best is Just plain noise.
,Liked Monopoly.
First Boy—That there coal combint
works bully.
Second Boy—How?
First Boy—Makes coal so high priced
that pop carries it in liiaself 'cause I'd ;
scatter it. —Good News. 1
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