FREELAND TRIBUNE. Published Every Thursday Afteruooh -BY— TIIOS. A. BUCKLEY, EDITOR AND PROPRIETOR. TERMS, - - SI.OO PER YEAR Address all Communications to FREKLAND TRIBUNE, FREELAND, FA. Ollico. Birkbock Brick, :ld Hoor. Centre Street. Entered at the FreeUmd I'out office as Second Class Matter. FREELAND, PA., APRIL 2, 1801. THE Department of Public Instruc tion for New Yoi k State will award a gold medal to the student in the com mon schools of that State who shall present the best essay oil a plan for the most profitable observance of Arbor Day; and a private individual has i fibred two prizes, one of SIOO and one of SSO, for the best kepi school grounds in t lie rural districts. Educational work of this character is thoroughly practical and well worthy of imitation. UNDER the English Factory acts in child under 10 years of age can be employed in a factory unless a sur geon's certificate that it is lit for tin work can be produced. This prevents the employment of unhealthy child ren in occupations that would be in jurious to them, and the factory in spectors see to it that t lie law is et fectually enforced. While we have in Pennsylvania factory acts for the pro tection of children, there is no evi dence that lliey are enforced with any of the strictness that is observed in Great Britain and Ireland. FIIOH present indications the long looked for ballot reform promised anu made a special plea to the voters of both political parties before tbe lasl 1 election, is not to be realized at this Bession of the Legislature. There seems to be a disposition on the part of somebody behind the scenes to have the ballot bill laid aside and t > take up the question of a Constitu tional Convention two years hence, j This is only a subterfuge by the pari \ j in power to have the hill shelved. Ii never was and never will he sincere in its advocacy of ballot reform. THERE were 200 deaths iu New York during the twenty-four hours j ended at noon yesterday, an increase of 54 on tho preceding twenty-foui j hours. Sucli a large proportionate \ increase is, of course, attributable to ! the "grippe," though, in point of fact, j "the bleak winds of March" rarely fail i to he attended or followed by an ah normally high death rate. As the j current month is proverbially showery, it is reassuring to be told, on high medical authority, contrary to the popular notion, that the mysterious malady which came to us from Russia a year ago is not necessarily intense tied by humidity. THE Grangers who scan the news from Harrisburg from day to day to see what may have been done to lighten the load of taxation will please observe that the representatives who pretend to speak for them refuse to take tho necessary steps to carry out the provisions of the Constitution de vised to protect them. The railroad companies are permitted to charge as much for carry ing a steer or a bushel of grain front one place to another in Pennsylvania as they charge for carrying a steer or a bushel of grain from Chicago to the seaboard. While i the Legislature is tinkering with the ! Tax laws, iu the hope of fooling the j farmer with an impossible equaliza i tion, the railroad companies are cut ; ting the life out of his industry by j unwarrantably and unconstitutional ! discriminations. THE indictments found yesterday j against the directors of the New j York, New Haven ' tnucli higher wages than the union asks for, and that the fact is largely re j | sponsible for the wonderful prosperity ! and circulation of both journals. The t refusal to pay its employees living wages j will not deter the Press from continuing , as the great advocate of "Protection to a American Labor." r i —George McLean died in Wilkes t Banc, yesterday, aged 57 years. He was one of the pioneers of Cuiurada and Montana and one of the founders of the city of Denver, and was a Colonel on the staff of tiie Governor of Colorada under i the provincial government. He served i throughout the civil war. The Italian Minihtor HccallfU. I A decided sensation was caused in of-! | ficial circles at Washington Tuesday afternoon by the startling announcement ! that Baron Fava, the Italian Minister, j had demanded his passport from the State Department in consequence of the failure of this Government to satisfac- j torily comply with demands of the j Italian Government in connection with the killing at New Orleans of persons claimed to be Italian subjects. A de mand of this kind is an extreme act and is usually a precursory of a declaration of hostilities. Pending the negotiations between the two Governments touching the occurrences at New Orleans, the ; official representatives of Italy and the ! United States very properly decline to I discuss the Questions involved with out i side parties. 1 Whether Baron Fava was recalled be- j j cause his Government is dissatisfied with i • his services here, or whether the recall j is intended to mark the displeasure of , the King of Italy with the United .States ! | in consequence of the New Orleans kill i ing,cannot beauthoritativelyascertained, i An official investigation into the facts J | of the killing and the nationality of the j 1 victims is in progress, and until that is terminated apd the facts ascertained this I Government will not be in position to make a reply to the demand of tlie King of Italy. If it is found that the persons killed were Italian subjects the matter will resolve itself into a simple question of reparation, the character and extent of dam 'ires indicted to be agreed upon ' by the two Governments. ] j Bp : cy D flnitions. A smart, pit iv, or hum rous defitii- i tion often turmshes a happy illustra- i tion of the proverbial brevity which is I the soul of wit. Here are a few apt < ones that are evidently spontaneous: < A hoy once said that "dust is mud with the juice squeezed out." ! A fan. we leara from another juve nile source, is "a thine to brush wirmlh off with," and a monkey "a small boy |will a tail;" salt, "what makes vour potatoes lade bad when you don't put | , any on," and ice, "water that stayed 1 out late in the coal and went to sleep." | A schoolboy, asked to define tho word " oh," whimpered out: "It means 1 i w h 'ii a fe lor don't mean to cry an lit j hursts out itself." A youngster was asked to give his idea of the meaning of "responsibility," j so he said: "We 1, supposing I had , ; onlv two bn tons on my trousers and i one came off—all the responsibility ; would rest on the other button." To hit oft' a jury as "a body of men organi ed to find out which side has the smartest lawver," is to satirize manv of our "intellig nt fellow-country- I ho word "suspicion" is, in the opin ion of a jeal- HIS husband,"a feeling that compels vou to try to find out some-1 thing which you don't wish to know." A good definition of a "Pharisee" is "a tradesman who uses long pravers and short weights;" of a humbug, "ono who agrees with everybodv," and of a tyrant, "the other version of some body's hero." A lady's idea of a ballet crirl was "an j open muslin umbrella with two pink ' handles," and a Parisian's of chess, "a humane substitute for hard labor." j Thin soup, according to an Irish mendicant, is "a quart of water boiled down to a piut, to make it strong." i Of definitions of a bachelor: "un- \ altared man," "a singular being," and | "a target for a miss," are apt enouglu ' i A walking-s'ick mav he described as " he old man's 8 rength and the young f man's weak' ess." and an umbrella as 1 "a fair and foul weather friend who has . I had many ups and downs in the j world." mmm He Wou'dn't Trust Them. We are reminded of an incident thai Xscin-red in a Pennsylvania town in the Did Whig-Locofoco times, the Loco focoof that period being just about i what the Democrat of to-day is. A J Whig farmer had a son of the voting a p, who was a Locofooo in his politic-*, ; hut who lived at home with his father. | On the morning of an e'action day the old man proposed to his son Hans that i they should pair off, and neither of 1 them go to the polls to vote. Hans j readily agreed to this, and went off to j , bis day's work. But not so with the j old Whig. lie made his way to the j , vil age and voted a regulation Whig tic et, but said nothing. At night, while smoking their pipes, Hans asked his lather if he had heard how election j I went. The old man promptly replied : | I "Yay, it went all right for do vig j I ticket." ! "How do you know dot, father?" j queried Hans "Yell, I vas dere meiosolluf," coolly | replied his dad." "But you tidn't vote yourselluf, tid , you?" said Hans. 1 "Bu I shooat tid vote," replied tho I old Whig. Hans in h s astonishment and wrath, ejaculated: "Vv, you old rascal; you bromised you vould not vote der vig d cket if I vould not vote der locus dick t, und I tidn't vote. Vat you i means by dot?" "Veil, Hans," said tho old fellow, "I I nefer drust der hroinises of any tarn lo -os." — Jerseu Citu (N. J.) Journa . Special Announcement. We have made arrangements Dr. B. J. Kendall Co., publishers ot "A Treatise on the Horse and his Diseases," which will enable all our subscribers to obtain a copy of that valuable work free by sending their address (enclosing a two-cent stamp for mailing same) to D . B. J. KENDALL I Co., KNOSBURG FALLS, VT. The hook ! is now recognized as standard authority I upon all diseases of the horse, as its j phenomenal sale attests, over four mil-! lion copies having been sold in the past ten years, a sale never before reached by any publication in the same period of time. We feel confident that our patrons p will appreciate the work, and he glad , to avail themselves of the opportunity h of obtaining a valuable book. T,,p I*oor Hoard Organize. The Director, of the Middle Coal field 1 oor District met yesterday and made - ! I! " changes in the management. The e following are the appointments: Steward ' G. T. Wells; Stewardess, Ha M. Wells; jj Secretary, S. 11. Hollinger; Physician, r Dr. P. H. Latham ; Treasurer, The i liazleton National Bank ; Solicitors, I Rapsher and Cassfdy, Mauch Chunk. PIT IT ANT) POINT. IT is tra e ing the broad road that frequently puts a man in a tiuancial strait THERE are tender-hearted in the saloon business, sometimes —bartender hearted. | "IRISH STEW," said the restaurant guest. "Faith lam Irish, tew," said the waiter. Texan Siftings. THE editorial "we" had better be careful The editor of the Springfield (Ma a.) Union. savs: "We ate 3,100,- 000 bags of peanuts last year." AT a traveling agency. To clerk "Did you ever realize anything in the German lotteries?" "Yes, sir. I tried five times, and resized that I was an | idiot" i PROFESSOR K.—Mr. Smith, can you give me a good illustration of reserved power? Smith—Yes, sir—a mule wa ting for a fool.— Burlinyton Fret | Press. I Iris said that the United States Sen ate is the most august body in the w rid. Things look now as though it would he a September body this year, j too.— Burlinyton Free Press. • IF old Diogenes lived to-dav he wouldn't use n lantern to find au honest man. He would be out scratching for an umpire who would give satisfa tion to all con erned.— Lincoln Journal. "I HAD reckoned on having some fruit for dessert, landlord," said a dis satisfied traveler at a hotel. "Well, you reckoned without your host that time," was the retort. — Detroit Free Press. FRANK MURPHV, the temperance ad vocate, wants a law passed making it a crime to tre it or be treated. Frugal minded politicians will back him up in the first part of the law, if not in the last.— New York Journal. THEY have some lively parties down in Georgia. An old lady, 70 years or age, living in Dooly County, perfo ms the feat of dancing a jig with a tumbler of water halun ed on her head, with out spilling a drop.— Peck's Sun. "You can talk as you please about the foolishness of the bus !e," observed the snake editor, "but 1 notice that women are more active since the in tr< duction of that articl i of wear than before." "Indeed!" replied the horse editor. "Yes; it makes them hump themselves." SHE —Wliv, what's the matter. Mr. Porkius? You seem to be wearing a ruh'-r disgusted look this morning. I He (with a sigh)—Yas. I don't com I pwehend what ma meanthe, but she thavs ath Febwuawy is past, and I hav n't 'ad a pwoposal, I shall 'ave to : go into thuru 'orrid twa le. CLAit A (exhibiting photograph)— How do you like it? Hat tie—lt's per e. tly lovely. "You think it a good likeness?" "O, no; it doesn't look a particle like you, you know; but I wouldn't mind that, Clara; vou ar • not likely to have such luck main if vou sat a thousand times."— Box ton Tro n xcr ipi. "THESE fish, my dear Mrs. Hen dricks," remarked the minister, who was discussing a Sunday dinner with the family, "are deliciously fresh. 1 am enjoying them very much." "They ought to ho fresh," volunteered liobb.v, who was also enjoying them. "Pa caught'em this morning,— New York Sun. HE —Tell me, do you prefer men of groat reputation, or do you rather like the common-place fellows? She—To | s .eak frankly, I like the common-place men best, particularly at a party like this; but you must not think I said so ! just for the sake of saying something complimentary to you! Flieyende ! Blmtter. \ THE fisherman of Kirkcaldy had been suffering greatly from a scarcity of fish; | but better times came, and Mr. Shirra, j in his public prayers, duly rendered thanks therefor in these terms: "O Lord, we desire to otter our grateful I thanks unto thee for the seasonable re lief which thou has Bent to the poor of this p ace from thy inexhaustible store house m the great deep, and which avcry day we hear called upon oui itr -ets, 'Fine fresh herring, sax a penny. sax a ocnnv!'" Hints for the Well. When an engine is running full I sp ed, every part in perfect play, the engineer knows well that constant vigil : ance is the price. If he relax his care ! to oil, polish, and examine, trusting to , luck and good chance to take him along safely, he will soon be dismissed for unfaithfulness. The human body, that perfect ma chine, the man wonderinl in the house beautiful, must also be looked after by the engineer, otherwise the boiler will 1 run low when lie wishes the propelling j power strongest, the tension snap when j need of firm hold is greatest One is prone to forget the "ounce ol j prevention," but it must be remem bered if good health is long retained. It pays to consider the m itter. The "hints" given are from good authority, j and I think merit attention. Do not wear tight clothing; the ob* vious reason every intelligent mind ] can see. Cleanliness is next to godli* | ness, therefore a virtue worthy ol praotice. Do not eat too much. Eaeb person can best determine for himself when that amount is reached. Dio Lewis says, "After all, it is not so much the quality as the quantity." Do not eat hot food, esp cialiy bread, and do no! ea' late at night. Eat something within an hour after rising, if obliged to labor or study, or exposed to malaria or contagion. II ! possible eit in pure air. and nor tco I fast. No liing is gained by bolting ! food, and much harm may follow. Drink at close of meals, not toe strong nor too hot; never a full glass of very hot or very col I liquid to wash down food, as the saliva is waste 1 and stomach tlo >d*d. Keep the body scrupulously clean; change clothing often worn next the skin, and do uot economise in wash bills. Never sleep in clothing wore j during the day. Ventilation caunot be accomplished j by simply letting the pure air in; the i the bad must bo let out. If rooms, I especially sleeping-rooms, are not con i 8 true ted on this plan, a little contriving | will find away. i Have a stated time for going to bed. j and if possible adhere to it. "Late i hours are shadows from the grave." Fail not to take full respirations. Deep breathing is one of life's strong holds, and pure air is free. Watch the children in regard to health matters. Many delicate >y born children have been reared to strength and usefulness by careful adherence to hygienic rules, i Physicians differ widely in the modut 1 operandi of disease, diagnosis, and j treatment, but all doctors of all schools I agree in the beneficial effects of air, | water, and sunlight, and general hygienic principles. Christian at U'oj'L The Mine Law Commission. I The commission to revise the mine laws met in Court Room No. 2 Monday afternoon and began a session which is to j last a week. Mr. Win. Connell, chairman of the commission, is ill and could not attend Monday or Tuesday. Vice Chair man 11. F. Bren nan, of Girardsville, is absent from a similar cause. J. R. Hoff man, C. E. t of Pottsville, is acting chair man in the absence of the above two gentlemen. Messrs. McCarmac and Reilly are also unable to attend from sickness. Tuesday the question of re vising the laws to afford more safety to the miner was discussed. The running of loaded cars from the face to the main gangway was considered. The question of dividing the various districts and in creasing the number of inspectors was favorably considered. At present each district is so large that it is next to im possible for an inspector to make such a thorough examination as the safety of the workingmen requires. Tuesday afternoon Mr. Steen, of Girardville, inspector of the Mohanoy d'strict, and Mr. McMurtrie, of Ashland, inspector of the Shamokin district, were examined before the commission in re gard to the causes of accidents in the mines. Mr. Blewitt, of this district, has also been invited to appear before the commission. The sessions of the com mission are not as secret as has been given out. The only objection is to a crowd of idle spec tators whom nothing but curiosity prompts to attend. Any one with any suggestions to offer no matter who he may be will be allowed full opportunity of expressing bis views, as the commis sion are anxious to receive suggestions from all quarters. The sessions will be continued in this city all week. Not only is there nothing secret about the session, but on the contrary they invite every person who has any suggestion wherever to offer. All such will be re ceived and given an audience before the com m ission.— Scran ton Truth. TpOUND.—Found n key between Freeland I' and Drifton. The owner call act it by cu'ling at the Tumi NE oilicc. TJX)It SALE.—A fresh cow and calf, Jersey I breed. Will be sold cheap. For terms j apply to EDWAHD QUINN, Highland. r PW" LOTS FOIt SALE, SITUATED ON I Washington Street, Five Points, Freeland. For terms apply to PATRICK MCKAIIDKN, lick ley. Pa. SALE.—A property in South Hubert on F Consisting of a lot iHIxIUO feet with a dwel ling f six r. ins and large store room thereon; also . large barn and all neeessary outbuildings. Will be sold on reasonable terms. I minim at this office. IJ'OH SALE.—One lot 43 feet,ttinches front by I" l.jO feet deep, containing one large double 1 block ol buildings and out-houses 28x32 feet, also one house on rear of lot 14x24 feet and stable 14x14 l'eet, all in good condition and fenced, situated on lower Main street, near the Cottage Hotel. The property of Frank Mc- Slicu, a good title guaranteed. For further par ticulars and terms apply to T. A. BUCKLEY, Freeland. Pa. Birkbeck Brick DANIEL J. KENNEDY, DEALER IX FINE CIGARS ANI) TOBAC CO, T E M PE R A N C E DRINK, CONFEC TIONARY, ETC. Centre Street, Freeland, Pa. Wher, to Find Him! Patrick Carey has removed from the Ameri can hotel to John McShea's block, 95 and 97 Centre Street, where he can be found with a full line of Medical Wines, Gin, Brandies, Bum, Old Bye and Borbon Whiskey. Any person who is dry and wants a cold, fresh large schooner of beer will be satisfied by calling at Carey's. Good Accommodation For All. SIX DIFFERENT KINDS OF BEER ON TAP. ' D. LORENZ, Practical -BvLtclier. BEEP, PORK, VEAL, LAMB, MUTTON, PUDDING, SAUSAGE, &c. No. 135 Centre Street, Freeland. (Near Lehigh Valley Depot.) Wm. Wehrmann, WATCHMAKER, Moran's Block Front St., Freeland. | Cleaning 8 Day Clocks, 50 cts. | " Almm " 25 " " Watches, 50 " ! Main Springs, 45 Cts, to SI.OO J Jewelry repaired at short notice. All Watch ; Repairing guaranteed for one year. Washing ton lie use, 11 Walnut Street, above Centre. c/. Goeppert, Prop. The best of Whiskies, Wines, Gin and Cigars. Good stabling attached. ARNOLD & K RELIT S Beer and Porter Always on Tap. HENRY STUNZ, Boot and Shoemaker Cor. Bidgeaud Chestnut Sts., Freeland. Having purchased a large J stock of BOOTS & SHOES I am prepared to sell them at | prices that defy competition. Repairing a Specialty Call and examine my stock. I Cor. Ridge and Chestnut Sts. HIE Ellilll (Willi! WIS And so do all kinds of Ready-Made Clothing, Dry Goods, Carpets, Hosiery, Gents' and Ladies' Furnish ing- Goods, Notions and all Kinds of Fancy Goods. We keep the largest stock in town and in the region, at JOSEPH NEUBURGER'S BRICK STORE, ZP^__ GOODS MUST SELL At the prices we make to all that deal with us. WE BUY FOR CASH ONLY And we are therefore enabled to get large discounts for the benefit of our patrons. To sell for cash is no mystery, but to sell cheap for cash we can do, because we buy for spot cash only. Our prices will compare favorably with city cash buyers' prices. Dry Goods Department. Yard wide unbleached muslin, 5 cents per yard. Lancaster Gingams, best qual ity, 7 cents per yard. Small checked bonnet gingams, 5 cents per yard. Good calicoes, 5 cents. Shirting flannel. 20 cents. White checkered flannel, 121. 3 yard wide Cashmeres, 121. Velvet and Velveteens from 40 cents per yard upwards. Taped lace curtains. SI.OO per pair and upwards. till 111 EMI 11 STOCK IEHE ElYilS EESEIHE. JOS. NEUBURGER, ! BR\GK STORB, Centre Street, - - Freeknd. Pa. BOOTS ANI) SHOES. A Barge Stock of Boots, Shoes, Guiters, Slippers, Etc. Also HATS. CAPS and GENTS' FURNISHING GOODS of All Kinds. A Special Bine Suitable for This Season. GOOD MATERIAL! LOW PRICES! HTTGH: Corner Centre and Walnut Sts., Fre.dnnd. Wt 4ft Headquarters And Hardware of Every Description. REPAIRING DONS ON SHORT NOTICE. We are prepared to do roofing and spouting in the most improved manner and at reasonable rates. We have the choicest line of miners' goods in Freeland. Our mining oil, selling at 20, 25 and 30 cents per gallon, cannot be surpasssed. Samples sent to anyone on application. Fishing Tackle and 'Sporting (roods. BiRKBEGK'S. CENTRE STREET," FREELAND, PA. Clothing Department. Good suits for men, $5.00. | Boys' Suits, $4.00. Children's Suits, SI.OO. I Children's kn e pants, 25 cts. Undershirts and drawers in all | sizes, 40 cents. | Sweet. Orr & Co.'s Cveralls as i cheap as the inferior make can be bought for elsewhere.