WORK OF THE WITS. SOMETHING to bo studded-a shir* front. A PIN is like a man. It is useless when it loses its head. No ONE wants to put out a woman who blazes with diamonds. A WOMAN'S beauty may be "all in her eye," but it is there just the same. WARFARE has its romauce; even the din of battle has a sort of an engage ment ring. IT is always safe to learn, even from our euemies—seldom safe to instruct, even our friends. "DOES it pay to strike?" asks an ex change. Generally it does not, especi ally if the other fellow is the bigger man of the two. MRS. S. Have we everything out of the house now V Mr. S.—Everything but the children. You know the land lord won't allow them in the new house. SHOE factory foreman (in thunder tones)—-What's the matter there ? Did you slit that leather wrong?— Ope rative (humbly)—N-o, I only cut off my fingers. BEFORE the Venus of Milo: Smith era (reading sign)—" Hands off." The poor idiots! Do they think any one could look at that statue and not know the hands wore off ? "I'M bright. I'm sharp," exclaimed the counterfeiter when he stood up for sentence. "Yes, you're guilt-edged," observed the judge, prior to giving him twenty years for reflection. , O'FLYNN (reading a death notioe) — Poor Jim! It savs ho left a wife and two children. Mrs. O'Flynn—Och, ye might know that. He was too mean to iver take thim anywhere wid him. ELDERLY Widower Mrs. Little, I have just one question to ask you. Will you marry me? Elderly Widow—Mr. Biggs, I have just one question to ask before I can answer. Do you snore ? "FINE night," said Smith to Jones as they came out of the club. "Yes," answered Jones as the clock began striking the hour of 12, "it is a fine night, but I expect it will storm when I get home." .MATTIE—Dot, what is a zebra? Dot (who has been looking into natural his tory for the last hour)—A zebwa? Why, Mattie, it's nothing but a funny little horse that wears stwiped stock ings all over—clear up to his ears. PAPA—It 110 use talking, Emma; these Sunday evening meetings have got to be shortened. My latest gas bill was enormous. Emma—lt's not my fault. It wouldn't be half as big if mamma didn't come into the parlor so often "TELL me, Charley," said young Mrs. Tucker to her husband, "is that man a cannibal?" "Certaiuly not. What makes you ask such a question ?" "He cause I heard him say just now that lie was going around the corner and swal low two fingers." "No," SAID (ius De Jay, "I don't care much full these temperance people, you know, but I should nevah think of put ting an enemy into my mouth to steal away my brains." "And if you did," said a friend of his, "it would be a good joke on the enemy." LADY (in tax office with diminutive pug)—l understand that dogs have 1o be registered ? Tax clerk —Yes, madam; ono dollar. Mrs. O'Flannlgan (with big bull-dog)— Say, mum, he's a cheat in' uv ye. He only charged me wan dol lar fur this big, foine animal. PHILOSOPHER (at the theater) —It is most remarkable to me how that hero and heroine can act so vividly, like truly impasioned lovers. Theater habitue—Off the stage those two are man and wife. Philosopher—Yes, it's remarkable —very remarkable. THE TELEGRAM'S RETORT. On tv table two moßsagos lay Blilo by side, Each bound on a different way. "I'm going abroad," the Cablegram cried, "Perhaps I'll moot priuuoH to-day. I'm sorry for you and your commonplace task, But, then, you're not clevor nor bright; No wonder in royalty's smile I may bask, I always come forth with the light." "Although," said tbo Telegram, "part of that's true, Of boasting, my friend, liaveacaro; No matter how royalty smiles upon you, You're only a 'flash' affair." From Acorns Into Oaks. llow money grows, by rolling on itself like a snowball, is very aptly illustrated by the subjoined item from the Philadel phi Ledger: A preacher at Cortland, New York, adopted a way—-not a new way, how ever—of raising money. He bought $25 worth of nickels and distributed them among the congregation. No person could take more than one, and it was to be invested in any way the possessor might please. The result was surprising. One little girl put her nickel into eggs and cleared $2 on the investment. A lady, who first invested in cucumbers, by successfully re investing her accumulated capital in potatoes, soap and bread, came out with a neat profit of $3.02. Four young ladies formed a pool and with a joint capital of 20 cents went into photo graphs of the pastor, which they sold at a profit of $17.35. Many other members of the church invested their nickels in various ways with like success, ami the neat sum of $375.82 was realized from this ingenious idea. A Recalled Tragedy. The calamity which has deprived Secretary Tracy of his wife and daugh ter recalls another which appalled the people of the whole country just forty six years ago. On Wednesday, Feb ruary '2B, 1814, a large wrought-iron gun called the Peacemaker, burst, when fired for the third time, on the United States ship Princeton, on the Potomac. Mr. Upshur, Secretary of State; Mr. Gilmer, recently placed at the head of the navy; Commodore Kennon, one of its gallant officers; Virgil Maxey, lately returned from a diplomatic residence at The Hague; Mr. Gardner, of New York (formerly member of the Senate of the State), were killed. Besides these seventeen seamen wero iniui'ed. Mirny of the now tartans in Fife colors nre in stripes, and when of surah tiro made up in combination with black velvet, nnd when of fine wool with black Henrietta or cashmere "Good and Honest" 'w- la thus;prtfljHiti:! IBvt I a * -vSHMt f p er> * s 80 a^u,K ' an^ J that ordinary meas- 1 11 res for driving ■ HflH f "| (them out have prov i T Wcounty authorities a ™ studying how ■*" best they may dis pose of the troublesome vagrants. On account of the extremely mild winter the tramps who usually seek a warmer clime in the cold months are hovering about the comfortable barns and hay stacks in Bucks and Montgomery Coun ties, and are lodging also in the rail road stations and conveniently open freight cars. The sober vagrants are troublesome enough, but the hundreds of intoxicated tramps are even worse to deal with, and they not only defy the orders to "move 011" but also threat en violence to country folk whose farms they invade. An old-time Bucks County farmer has suggested that ft revival of the Bobering-machine that did effective work in Doylestown thirty or forty vears ago might have a wholesome influence on the hordes of tramps and make them shun Bucks County as they HANDSOME COIFFURES FOR THE SEASON. No. 1. Princess Headdress—The front is a turn-over toupee, the back formed with new spiral wreath. No. 2. Cover-All Poudree —Described in the Queen, .lan. 18, page 06. No. 3. The Spiral Headdress—The front is a Hebe toupee, or may be worn with waved bandeaux. On the top is a new spiral toupee. No. 4. Evening Headdress—The front is demi-pompadour, the back is formed with spiral wreath. For all these headdresses the ends of the hair should be curled. Where this can not be conveniently done the new spiral postiche should be substituted. No. 5. New Postiche for Daily Use or Fancy- Hall Wear.—The new spiral designs are most successful. Figs. 1, 2, and 3. Spiral toupees and spiral wreath. They have no foundation, and are entwined with the hair to form the back or top. Fig. 4. Lichtenfeld combs, on a new pattern. Fig. 5. Marteaux comb, also a new pattern. These are handy to fill up gaps, support ornaments, and have become almost indispensable as auxiliaries to hair-dressing. would flee in terror from soap and water. Not many of the present gen eration in Doylestown are familiar with the sobering-machine, but men who lived there in the 'so*B and early in the '6o'b readily remember the unique Apparatus. The famous meehanieism was noth ing more nor losa than the shafts and front wheels of a light wagon gear, with a big wooden box fastened flrmly upon the axle, making a rough kind of a cart. The machine was kept in a convenient dark alley, and whenever 0110 of Doylestown's good oiti/ens came home so filled with ardent spirits that he could not handle himself the ma chine was run out from its hiding-place, the tipsy man was seized and dumped upon his back in the box, and with |||J A BUCKS COIHTY SOBERING-MACHINE. three or four sturdy burghers at tho shafts he was given a ride over tho rough streets that was enough to shake every drop of liquor out of him and make him a soberer and wiser man. This heroic treatment was oftenest applied to intoxicated strangers, but the moral influence of the machine was all-powerful in preserving tho sobriety of the townspeople. The circumstances human beings, thev only killed two in piow are such that many Bucks and Montgomery County men believe it .would be well to revive the old-time moral institution. lYilil Hearts in India. Every country on the globe has its own special curse. Wild beasts are tho curse of India. They destroy on an average about twenty-live thousand per sons a year, most of whom are killed by the bite or tho hug of snakes. Tho British governments in India, which pay rewards for the slaying of wild beasts, keep also exact accounts of their depre dations, which are published from time to time in the newspapers. The Lon- ton Times summarizes the last report thus: "During the year, twenty-two thous and one hundred and thirty-four per sons were killed by snakes, nine hun dred and twenty-eight by tigers, two hundred and twenty-two by wolves, one hundred and ninety-four by leop ards, one hundred and thirteen by bears, fifty-seven by elephants, twenty four by hyenas, and eleven hundred and sixty-nine by other animals, includ ing scorpions, jackals, lizards, boars, crocodiles, buffaloes, mad dogs and foxes. "In the same year nearly sixty thous and domestic animals were destroyed by wild animals, but in this case'the proportions are quite different, for while the snakes were responsible for the death of eleven-twelfths of the every fifty-seven animals, tigers ar leopards doing the greatest damage. "In the case both of human beings and wimals, the destruction appears to be on tho increase; in the former case, the number is higher than any one of the previous ten years, and in the latter it is third in ten years in point of numbers killed. "At the same time, the numbers of wild beasts killed and the rewards paid for that purpose are increasing. In 188(5 twenty-two thousand wild beasts were destroyed, and four hundred and seven teen thousand snakes. Among the wild beasts were nearly seven thousand wolves, four thousand leopards, about fifteen hundred each of tigers, bears and hyenas and seven elephants.- India contains a population of two hundred and seventy millions of people, and it seems surprising tha the wild beasts can hold their own rgainst such a multitude; but, in fact, a large por tion of tlio terrritory is covered with dense growths of forest of bamboo, scarcely penetrable by man, in which huge snakes and savage tigers anil other beasts, And themselves perfectly at home. Besides, it is not every man that dares face a tiger, a wild elephant, or a boa constrictor; nor can the Indian vil lagers in remote places command the weapons which make the conflict equal between men and savage animals. The people there are effeminated by the warm climate, and are kept ex tremely poor by the various tax-gather ers who prey upon them. Two hun dred and seventy million people of our hunting race would soon do for India what Saint Patrick is said to have done for Ireland. Some Needed Inventions. r" "a"T TENNIS racquet that \ " K f lean be used for a snow- PYvWdW/S I kind of bean that lit twill make either tea, kjS*!coffee or chocolate. fesATjSe A bad cold that can bo cured by any of the thousand cures which will be recom mended. A blacking that can bo used ou a stove, a Bhoe or a mustache with equal ly good effect, and that is also a good ink. A rat poison that is good for the dys pepsia, will improve the complexion, and quiet children when teething. A table-fork that can also be used for a toothpick and nail-brush. A gun that will do for a fife or a tel escope, and that will not gooff, wheth er loaded or empty. A preparation that will soften leath er, beefsteak, hard-boiled eggs, and the heart of the forlorn sinner. A baby-carriage that can be used for a roller-coaster. An ice-cream freezer that can be turned into a pan for stewing oysters. A croquet mallet that can be used in the winter as a skate. A straw liat that will serve during tile winter as a chest protector. A bicycle that will be useful during muddy weather as a pair of rubber boots. A piano that enn be lengthened out into an invalid's bed, and then an in valid to occupy tho bed all of the time. A baby anil a flannel shirt that will not shrink from washing,— Chicago Lednw LETTERS FROM THE CORNERS. NECK OR NOTHIN HALL, I KILKENNY CORNERS, f otheoalt^ ' t.het 1M ■ staysqquit ef you'll let him off this time," sen I with tears into my eyes, an so the ossi fer went off. "Now, Willam Henery," sen I, sturn ly, "you must behave yerself es you'd orter, or tliet ossifer will take you to the calaboos." "Who keers a gol-ram fur a ossifer," ses he. "Want thet a awful 'foul,' tho?" "Do not use secli languish," ses I, a lookin all around iur sum sort of a fowl. Purty quick I ketehed site o' a cup pie o' men, an I node in a minnit thay wus them rumatiz doctors, an Hunkses I "thay liev cum fur tliare pay, but thay won't git it, fur lie hain't cured." Purty sOoii 0116 of 'em kim up an ees; "How's vur rumatiz, Mr. Seooper?" "Best game I ever seen," ses he, a streetchin his neck. "He's a tryin to git out o'it," ses the othern. "It's yure rumatiz I wus arskin you about," ses the man, lots louder. " Who the ole harry be you ?" n©o Willam Henery. "Don't you recomember the physi cians thet cured you o' rumatiz?" "No, I don't, fur I hain't cured," ses he. "Well, you agreed to pay us SSO, an we wunt our munny," ses thay. "Les see you git it. You didn't do yure part o' the program, an we'l see whutheryou git it or not," ses he, kindy mad. "Well Ave will see. Hey, cum here ossifer." And when the perleece min kim up he ses, "take this man iu, lie's a swindler." "Cum along, mister swindler," the ossifer. " 111 cum along you," ses Win.Henery, off an hittin the ossifer are on tho jaw. "Youl find out how it goes to resist a ossifer," ses one o the men es the per leece blowed on a whistle an I more kim a runnin up. J baiged and baiged, but twant no use, thay tuck luni rite along, so I hunted up Billy an Mr. Crucksliiu an thay sed thayd go bail im out. So we all tuck a keerfur the calaboos and got thare bout es quick es thay did. "Oh, Mister Jeilge," ses I, with the tears a runnin outin my eyes, "lio didnt meen 110 harm, indeed he didnt." An then I went on an tole him all about how it was, An lie sed Willam Henery ud liev to pay the note, fur it turned out to be a note lied sined, so Willam Henery ho pade it an the cost fur saltin an bat terin the ossifer, an then we tuck the keers fur home thet same nito, fur Willam Henery was plumb disgusted with base ball, and ses he: '.'l'll be dod burned ef yon ever git me into secli a scrape agin." "Ho not use perfanc languish," ses T, 'an you got yer self into it, fur ef yond a stade away frum thet park it woodn't bev happened, an you no it," ses I. The widder hated to leeve Cruck shin, but he sed he wus a cumin to the Corners afore long to see her. An w,e got home next day along tord nite, an I liaint hardly r6ested yit. Tours es ever, HESTER ANN SCOOPEH. The Kestrel's Keenness of Vision. Wonderful is the keenness of vision which enables the bird, when itself ippearing little more than a mere speck ill the sky, to detect the tiny, crawling mouse, whose sober tints hurmonizc so well with those of the ground and the herbage around it. Take a mouse and let it loose in a field of stubble, and, once having lost sight of it, one finds it almost impossible to discover it again. It is so small, so sombre of hue, and moves with such quiet stealth, that there is nothing to attract the eye, and one cannot see it, very often, even while gazing directly upon it. Hut never does it escape the notice of the kestrel. That wonderful sight, telescopic in its pene tration, and microscopic in its perfection, detects the smallest insect which creeps upon the ground, and the mouse which ventures from its hole while its vigilant enemy is watching above, is surely ami certainly doomed. A Little Curious to Know. A farmer read in an agricultural journal: "Aside window in a stable makes a horse's eyes weak 011 that side: a window in front hurts his eyes by the glare; a window behind makes him squint-eyed; a window on a diagonal line makes him shy when he travels, and a stable without windows makes him blind." The farmer has written to the editor of the agricultural paper asking what effect a window without a stable would have on his horse's eves. STUPIDITY is to the mind what clum siness is to the body. It exhibits just iho same fatal power of mischief in its Spring Medicine . a necessity with nearly everybody. The run lown, tired condition at this season Is due to im jurltles in the blood which have accumulateil dur ng the winter, and which must be expelled If you .vish to feel well. Hood's Harsnparllla thoroughly •mritles and vitalises the blood, creates a good appe !te, cures biliousness and headache, gives healthy ictlon to the kidneys and liver, and Imparts to the .vhote lKwly a feeling of health and strength. Try It his spring. •'J take Hood's Saisuparllla every year as a sprin ■; ronle, with most satisfactory results."—C. PARMEI.KK, M'J Bridge Street, Brooklyn. Purifies the Blood •'Hood's Sarsaparilla purified my blood, gave me itrength uud overcame the headache und dl/ziucns, JO that I am able to work again. I recommend Hood's Sarsaparilla to others whose blow! is thin or Impure, and who feel worn out or ruu down." —LUTHER NASOV, Lowell, Moss. •'We have used Flood's Sarsaparilla for years, and recommend It as the best spring medicine or blood purifier. Our boy 1b nine years old aud has enjoypd health ever since we began giving It to him." -a F. OBOVKR, Rochester, N. H. Hood's Hood's Sarsaparilla Sarsaparilla Bold by all drugglßta. $1; six for $5. Prepared only Scdd by all druggists. $1) six for $5. Prepared only by a L HOOD ft CO., Lowell, Mass. j bjr Q. J. HOOD ft CO., Lowell, Mass. 100 Doses One Dollar "i 100 Doses One Dollar Butler and Randall. A group of Congressmen were dis cussing Mi*. Randall's prospects for complete recovery the other day in one jf the cloak-rooms of the House, when rhe conversation turned upon the re ent "conversion" of the Pennsyl vania statesman and his formal recep tion by baptism into the membership of a certain church here. Just then the well-known figure of Gen. Benjamin F. Butler passed Jhe door. It reminded some one at once of an episode in Congress in the famous deadlock over the civil rights bill, in which both Randall and Butler were conspicuous figures The question of adjournment was under consideration, and Gen. Butler had stepped over to Mr. Randall's desk for a private conversation. But ler favored a Sunday session. Ran dall opposed it. "Bad as 1 am," said Randall, "I have ' some respect for God's day, and I don't I think it proper to hold a session of j Congress on that day." "Uli, pshaw," responded Butler, "doesn't the Bible say that it is lawful to pull your ox or ass out of a pit on the Sabbath day ? You have seventy three asses on your side of this House that I want to get out of a ditch to morrow, and I think I am engaged in ' a holy work." "J.)bn t do it, Butler," pleaded Ran dall. "I have some respect for you that I don't want to lose. I expect I some day to meet you in a better | world." I "You'll be there, as you are here," retorted Butler, quick as thought, "a 1 member of the lower house."— New ! York Tribune ! The Turtle Grow# Better s l Grows Old. Like wine and whisky, the turtle im proves with age. One of the delicacies at a recent dinner at Windsor Castle was a turtle which had reached the advanced age of 100 years. Notwith standing its antiquity its flesh was sweet and tender. It was captured by a British cruiser near Ascension Island, and so thoroughly did her Majesty en- I joy the soup and steaks provided by j the venerable crustacean that she lias sent the cruiser off again for a fresh supply. It must travel several thou saiul miles in order to obey her com mands. The turtle is probably the 1 only edible tluC grows better with i years. Age does not really improve fowls, game and meats, although the restaurants sometimes appear to be lieve that it does. A spring chicken, instead of being tender and palatable, like the turtle, at 100, is often tough and unwholesome at ten or twenty. The same is true of other birds and animals, and it is botto* to nrrvdhem 1 up for the table before they have reached the age of the Queen's favor- 1 ite turtle. RAILROAD corporations are reticent —they keep their own counsel. Miss Lai-kins was bilious and feeble and sick. Audit seemed as if nothing would ever re lieve her. Her liver was clogged with impurities thick, I with*'fove^ n0 WaS constau,ly boning ' Of the great G. M. D. she bought a supply, And directions for taking pursued to the let- i ter, 'Twos the best thing on earth she could possi bly try. Ami soon,very soon. Miss Lark ins was better, i Ihe (i. IS!. I), which she took was Dr. Pierce's I Golden Medical Discovery, the great remedy I lor bronchial, throat and lung diseases, sieJc headache, scrofula, dyspepsia and all diseases t hat have origin in iuipure blood and a disor dered liver. The cleansing, antiseptic and healing ouali i ties of Dr. Sage's Catarrh Remedy are uu equaled. One of the novelties of the spring Benson is i tin all-wool Amazon coßtumc, trimmed about the foot of the skirt with a fold of silk plush, j above which is a band of embroidery in fin" , silk cord in Rmpirc design. How's Thiol We offer One Hundred Dollars reward for 1 any case of catarrn that cannot be cured by taking Hall's Catarrh Cure. F. J. CHENEY & Co., Props., Toledo, O. We, the undersigned, have known F. J. Cheney for the last 15 years, and believe him perfectly honorable In all business transac tions, and iinancinlly able to carry out any ob ligations made by their firm. West & Truax, Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, i Ohio. ! Walding, Kinnan & Marvin, Wholesale Drug j gists, Toledo, Ohio. E. H. Van Hoes-en, Cashier Toledo National Bank, Toledo, Ohio. Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken internally, act ing directly upon the blood and mi;con* sur faces of the system. Testimonials sent ttee. Price 75c. per bottle. Sold by all Druggists. A famous New York beautifler claims that veils keep the ladies' faces dirty. Dust lodges in the meshes of dotted net, and this is ab sorbed by the skin, settles in the pores and form what is known ns black hemls. Old Smokers prefer ' Tansill's Punch" Cigar. Mrs. Reginald De Koven, Senator Farwell's daughter, is one of the pretty women ol Chicago. She iRa little above medium height, slender ami gnire'ul. She has con siderable literary ability. The Ladies Delighted. The pleasant effect and the perfect safety with which ladies may uso the liquid fruit ; laxative. Syrup of Figs, under all conditions j make It their favorite remedy. It Is pleasing ' to the eye and to the tnste, gentle, yet effectual j in actingon the kidneys, liver and bowuls 'l he young lady who was in the box with Mrs. Lincoln the night the President was shot by Booth, was killed some years ago by the young man who accompanied her that terrible night. Six Novel* Free, sent by Oragln & Co., Phlla Pa., to any one in U. S. or Canada, post paid upon receipt of 35 Dobbins v a Electrical Soap wrappers. See list of novels on circulars ar •mnl each bar. This soap for sale by all grocers. Black and white plaid in cloth or flannel will make a stunning us well ns a serviceable dress if worn with a long ulster of dull red cloth. I 16 i The chief reuson for the marvelous success of Hood's Sarsapurllla is found In the article Itself* It U .Merit Hint wins, and the fact that Hood's i : Sarsaparilla actually accomplishes what Is claimed for it, is what has made It the medicine first In the . j confidence of our countrymen, and given to Hood's Sarsaparilla a popularity und sale greater than that , of any other blood purifier. 1 "Early last spring I was very much ruu down, had uer\ous headache, felt miserable and all that. I was very much benefited by Hood's Sarsapnrllla andnoommend I to my friends."—Mas. J. If. Tar ton, lllii Euclid Avenue, Cleveland O. Qreafes an Appetite "I wish to enroll my name a* one of those who ■ have derived health from the use of Hood's sarso j purillft. For many years I have taken It, especially j In the early spring, when I am troubled with dlxr.l - dullness, unpleasant taste In my mouth In the morning. It removes this bad taste, relieves my j headache and mokes mo feel greatly refreshed. The two bottles I have used this spring have lieen worth many dollars to nio. I advise all my friends ! to take It.' -JOHX DIKRS, M 3 43d street, Town of Lake, Chicago, lIL j Said Sarah to Mary: "Pray, tell me, dear cousin, what can he the matter? Sure, a lew months ago you were fairer and fatter. Now your cheeks, once so rosy, are sunken and sallow, Your thin, trembling hands are as hueless as fallow ; Your nerves are unstrung, your temper is shaken. And you act and appear like a woman forsaken, i Said Mary to Sarah: "Your comments seem rough,but the facta are still rougher. For nobody knows how acutely I suffer. I am sick unto death and well ni>rh desperation. With female disorders and nervous prostration, And life hardly seems worth tbe trouble of" breathing." Said Sarah to Mary: "Forgive me, my dear, if my comments seem crusty. And, pray, try a cure that is certain utid trusty. 'Tis needless to suffer, to murmur and languish And pass half your days in such pitiful anguish. For ' female disorders' of every description Are certainly cured by Pierce's Favorite Prescription." Mary heeded this gtxxl advice, bought a supply of Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescrip j tion and it wrought a jxerfect cure. The ' history of her marvelous restoration to I health is similar to that of thousands. Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription is tho I world-famed remedy for nil those chronic 1 weaknesses and distressing derangements so 1 common to American women. It is a most ! potent, invigorating, restorative tonic, or strength giver, imparting tone and vigor *9% I SICK HEADACHE, TjjrSfyfcJvj- ' KiHons Headache, Dizziness, Constipation, Indiges ' tion, Uilious Attacks, and all derangements of the stomach and llfc bowels, aro promptly relieved and permanently cured by the use of A\JP DR. PIERCE'S PELLETS. j Eurely YuKctablv and Perfectly Harmless. As a LIVER 3?XIJJJI, Unequaled! ONE PELLET A 8©313 ! FST' T t\ke! r ' Cures where*all else'fnils. Pleasant and agreeable to the Effl Kl taste. Children tako it without objection. By druggists. El nnillAl HA It IT. Only Certain and cany (IKK In the World I)r. VI lUITI j. hTtI'HENM. Lebanon, 0 DCUCIftIIQ SURE I'OR ALL or NO PAY. CilvlUllw N. W. Fitzgerald, Att'y, Wash., D. V. FITS stopped free by DR. KLINE'S GBEAI NERVE RESTORER. NO Fita after first dayS use. Marvelous cures. Treatise and tria! | bottle free. Dr. Kline,olll Arch St., Phlla., Pa PATEHTS-P^IONS^Mi: gest of Pension and Bounty laws. Send for Inventors' Guide or llow to Get a Patent. PATRICK O'FAKRELL, I Attorney at LAW, Washington, D. C. DETECTIVES | ft ran aaa Uetcetire Bursau Co. ii Arcui,Ciaciiati,o. For Fifty Years the Standard Blood-purifier and Tonic, Ayer'sSarsaparilia lias no equal as a Spring Medicine. Prepared by Dr. J. C. Ayer & Co., Lowell, Mass. 7T TT/TTr CHOLERA antl ROUP bAPbfesss Tells yon how you can learn to prevent and -ire nl! their diseases. A. 11. i. <'vr •>!. My YOU WILLSAVK MONKY MM* i M | El| Tin,.., l'nln, Trouble nutl will CURB ■^LDVNHEN 0 ] | C ATAIIRH Ely's Cream Balm E— AP''jy I'aU" Into r-an'i B -YS anil GIRLS ™ German, Spanish and Music, paying expenses by work. Address ...„ .. .. v LINGUIST. HARTSDAI.P., N. Y. PSA/EH Afkl I lif4AC.ncDc} e . r three millions of tin m being sold in lesa .•"ft" *tJ days. WA have alter considerable tro^'"dex ti c. uifitci'wtlti, at OIOS.VHIB' thoir orWin.L Ilu 11ii11L.* ,*H for clubs Ro-ieties or lodges. in.rdTi to /itrod£ tli.i Kxeclsior In tial Badges, we wiU send one ian.ple with your initial for 1 i\ sss- asu!rss-n^ , Ss. tion whether you wish the German Hllvor or Guinea ( of lodges, clubs, societies, etc., should send for sample medal. School teachers desiring the!* PUPils to take nn extra interest in their studi. will find tho Excelsior Initial Badges u first-class article. Address all orders to UNION STAMP WORKS, 15 Vnndewatcr Street, New York City. to the whole system. As a soothing nervin# it it is unequAled. See guarantee printed on bottle-wrapper aud faithfully carried out for many years. A Book of 1(H) pages, treating of Woman and Her Diseases, and their Self-cure, stmt in plain sealed envelope, to any address, on receipt of ten cents, in stamps. Address, WORLD'S DISPENSARY MEDICAL ASSOCIATION, HO. COM Main Street, Buffalo, N. Y. □riß.Tj'X'iH: AND NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH THAT DR. TOBIAS' VENETIAN LINIMENT AtTS LIKE A tHAK.II for palm and acLei of all descriptions. Try it and bo convinced Send to us If your druggist or storekeeper does not keep our goods. DEPOT, 40 MURRAY ST.. NEW YORK, Star Printing. Outfit, 25c. I' sor household us% * § ind instruc |MBiiiaaf?!C3aog •'', pfflssfiisßaaaiiiiffiJ xx'vnm I'oun 1 not < nly a source of i>cei:!.;,ny advantage. Iml n!so >.>( great amusement and in t:'."tio to th young. 'I he outfit contains Hove alphabets of rub i T ty| e, or e bottle of l> stM.i.v- . l>loink, pallet tor noMimr type, ink pad. u I on pair of typ tw> e/ers. Tho entire outfit n."ll\ and securely packed in a substantial box, witli full instruction! fo' use, will to mailed postpaid any address. Star Printing Outfit by mail, t —ti aid, 25c. a i'T (!Oe.; (tier X I : •. l.< i s;t. Add rest nil oilers. I Mt>N STA Y!!' IVIIItKS, 15 Vniuletvnter Street, New York. || VULCANIZED FIBRE ilfli CHKAPKST AND BES T. OUTWEAR FOUR LEATHER ORES. Ask your Hardware Dr a lev '>r t- in, or write to Vulcanized Fibre in.. 1 ! tn "..New York. PATEwTS v;."c: DR. 3CH£NCK'3 DYSPEPSIA Andalll'Tl rsi r theDigest | Ivo tjrgari-' It is hkewdse a L... jfer taken with gre.it benefit in all ■*" * ' easesof Debility. For Sale l>r nil DrußKbts. Price,fl.HO|>er l-ottl.-. I r . <•-henck't New Book on Lungs Liver and Stomach mailed free. ®ddrcs. Dr.J. M. BCHENCK a SON. Philadelphia. ftP®clflc tortlie certain row jg~iwi to f of thli disease. Bui lev o. H. INf Nervou# t'omplainta. Blood Poisoning, Blotches, Kruptiou% Piles, Catarrb, Ulcers. Soros, impaired Memory, Despondency, Dhnn'tf of Msioa. Lung. I.ivp Stomach. Kidney .ftilghi s Disease); confidential. UirUall or write for qaeKtloa ilst and book cICHCSTCR' ENOUIH PENNYROYAL PILLS ■ ■■■T BCD CROSS DIAMOND 'JSANO /*m\ l*afe 't rfllabie. Ladles, A AjML " k h'MSit ,jr fNa..>ni nil ''l'akr no ottier. All pills ex V. 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