CHILDHOOD S DAYS. !BT EMMET F. HABT, AGED THIRTEEN. gx ! swoet wore the days # my youth i \ V All '* t t' t ' innocent / % hours of play. With a sticky for • wii-'n winter spread V. t Over t h' meadow 18 ilel ljt Thou came tho time, to <£M m fl childish alee. 1 \ n To i'Ti ke '- uemy With balls of miow as We charged the enemy's flank. Advanced, forced hack, 'mid loud hurrahs, As the victors charged in rank. But spring, with her rain aud thunder Bhowers Ami fleecy lambs at play, Brought lighter heart* to children folk Thau ever the winter gray. Dear children. Jet up prepare for tho time When we shall grow aged and pool, When the angel Death. In his robes of Mack, Shall vine and knock at the door. GE.NTHVVII.Lh Mo. THROUGH DIITLSE. IIY I„ 11. \V. Dr. Mills sat in his ollice casting up his yearly accounts. "Yes." be said, after careful con sideration. "I think next year I can get a carpet and some new chairs here. I want one new chair, anyway," moving uneasily. "1 ought to paper and paint, too. 1 wonder if I could afford to do both! 11 1 made my old harness last, I could; perhaps I can ttnd a second hand one." Like many other country physicians. Dr. Mills was. though well educated and possessed of more than ordinary ability, very poor. He was interrupted by a summons to a lady visitor at the rectory. In a moment he had stepped from tli€ dingv ottice to a room tilled with bits of the tropics, in the shape of rich, bright shawls and jewels, and on 0 sofa a woman pressing lier hand to hex brow. Dr. Mills sat down by her, laid his finger on her pulse, and gazed down on her face. Dr. Mill- was a plain country doc tor, thirty years old, just from calcula tions about second-hand harness; but, as he sat with his hand on that hot brow, I am afraid his reflections were not exactly of nerve disturbance and bis infallible remedy. "Have you been subject to these at tacks?" he asked, at length. "Yes," answer, d Miss Lyle, "for the last lew weeks. This is tho worst, though." "There is serious derangement of the nervous system," said he. "It w ill take time to cure it." "But yon can give me something to relieve this pain, can't you. Doctor?" and the large, melting eyes looked up at him with iulinite entreaty. "Certainly," he replied; "but some thing temporary for to-night. I must see you again if I am to do you much 1 good." "If you will only give me rebel no\v," said Miss Lyle, "I shall be so grateful that 1 >hali be glad to see you again as often as you will come." At home one*, more in his shabby office, there came another knock, and his landlady appeared at the door. "It's Mrs. Black's child again, sir." "And what's the matter with Mrs. Black's child?" asked he, impatiently. "His mother thinks he's eaten some thing that isu'i good for liim, and it't got tangled round his heart," replied Mrs. l'odgkins. "Tangled round his granny'." ex claimed Dr. Mills. "Is the woman out side ?" "Yes, she's here." "Tell her to come in. Well, Mrs. Black, what has your boy been gorging himself with now ?" "I can't tell, sir," said Mrs. Black. "I've given him every remedy I know of." "No wonder he doesn't get better, then," muttered the doctor, and sat without speaking for some minutes. "I'd been taking home some fine things," pursued Mrs. Black, "that I'd been getting up for the lady at the rectory, and I see the light in nere, so I thought I'd stop." Dr. Mills faced round and stared fixedly at the woman. She had the handling, then, of the lace and frills that clung to that soft, warm neck. "She's quite poorly to-night," con tinued Mis. Bluck. "Maybe you've been there." "Yes, I've been there," answered Dr. Mills, shortly. "I'll come round and see your boy. Mrs. Black." Two hours later saw him again seated by Miss Lyle's couch. Ilis drops had failed to quiet that surging brain. He tried magnetizing her. While the hours of night throbbed away he sat with hand- pressed on the knotted temples. Every now and then the snowy eyelids would tremble and half rise, and through his whole frame would run a thrill. \\ hen morning began to steal through the windows, lie with drew his stiffened fingers, and bent low over the sleeper. Did his lips touch he.' brow ? Mrs. Everett, who sat in a chair by the fire, thought so, ; but the next moment he was tip-toeing his way out of the room. "Can ! know the outward cause of all thi-v he asked, the next morning. "I do not think the knowledge would guide you at all: but the shock for it was a shock—v.as not peculiar." "I beg your pardon! Everything that happen to you must be peculiar." "\ou are mistaken. lam not an un common woman." said Miss Lvle. Immersed in his profession, Dr. Mills had heretofore had no time for love; in fact, he had regarded it only as a sclv olgirl pastime. But now, after weeks which might have been a hasheesh dream, 110 woke suddenly to realize his folly. One morning, Miss Lyle announced to him lies departure the next day, and was startled by an abrupt, hoarse j avowal of devotion. She turned around, looked at him steadily with parted ... .• •; wondering eyes. Then j she raised her hand and lifted away the dark-brow 1 , aes of hair from his brow, and let the warm, thrilling weight rest there, while she continued to gaze wistfully and intently. "Do not try me too long*" he said, with quivering lips. "I might not," she said, "but " | And then her face clouded. Ri. Mills understood it and took up his hat. "Give me something of yours to keep?" he said, hesitatingly. She took from her arm a little fancy Bracelet tied with a knot of amber ribbon. He placed it next his heart. The next morning, while sitting in his ofiiee, lie heard the rumbling of a carnage, arid stepping out upou the j porch, saw the enchantress pass. She 1 Waved her hand to him. Ho turned I 1 into his den again and drew the bolt. ' How dark and dreary everything j | looked. Five years rolled round. At a higlr j window of the Grand Dome, in New York, stood Miss Lyle, in a sad and weary attitude. She had just returned from Europe. Suddenly she turned to her companion and said: "Zaidie, you know I believe in im pulses. I have one to go and see Mrs. Everett, the minister's wife, in Hazle ton, for a few days. You will not be afraid to stay here alone without me?" i "No, dear, if you will not remain there too long." Nina Lyle turned and went into her bed-room, and next morning was on ; her way. Dr. Mills was sitting down to supper one night, after a long, cold ride among his patients, when sudden ly the bell rang. * "Well," he said, wearily, as the serv vant entered. The girl put a small parcel into his hand, saying : "A mes senger brought it over from Mrs. Ever ett's." There was something in the dainty way in which the little parcel was tied up—a delicate fragrance that reminded him of his one dream of hap piness. "What a fool I am," he said, as he I untied the parcel. And upon opening j the box lie found a bracelet tied with amber ribbon. The color rushed to his very fore head; his heart beat fast: his Angers j trembled as lie lifted the bracelet. It j was the exact counterpart of the one 1 laid away in his desk. The Doctor put 011 his hat and strode I rapidly down the street. He seemed ten years younger than an hour ago. Very soon he found himself in the presence of Miss Lyle. She received him warmly, and after a moment he said, "I have kept the bracelet, see! And you have come to reward me." "l r es, I have come." That was all. A few days later Miss Lyle went hack to New York. "I am going to he married," she said to her friend. "And that heart-break which hap pened just before you went to Hazle ton, Ave years ago?" "There is the secret. I found one .soon after who spoke as if his love was real, but tlie wound was not healed, so, after Ave years, I returned and found him waiting for me, and think I shall be happy." Two lives, through impulse, have certainly been made happy. A Gallant Young Cliiiiaimiii. A Secretary of the Chinese Embassy 111 Washington was introduced to a j lady, who among other questions asked | 'him: "Whatvirtue do you most highly prize in your women ?" " The virtue of domesticity," was the reply. "Then you do not like your women to move in society much?" she ques tioned. "Not at all. Our law oven recog nizes cause for divorce when a woman . —pardon me, madame—is inquisitive and talkative." "Then I would be in danger of being divorced if I lived in China?" smiling ly asked the lady. "The very day that my country would have the luck to possess a womanly be ing like you," replied the gallant son of tlie heavenly realm, "every cause for divorce would he rempved from the Nvorld."— Wan king ton Post. Cornfield Philosophy. A bird in the hand is not worth two in the bush when the bird is a buzzard. Talk to a bov as though he wore a man and lie will be pleased, even if he does not understand you. The man who can tell all about the next winter by looking at a corn shuck usually lias to borrow the shuck of a neighbor. It is the bug's insiguiflcant size that keeps him from being hurt when lio falls from the top of the house. Some men are so constituted that they would rather make a dollar by a, sharp trade, which is in reality a species of swindling, than to make ten times as much honestly. The long-haired man is not always a poet. He may simply be too hard up to afford a hair-cut. White collars and cuffs are not signs ! of a white heart. Gamblers nearly always wear stylish clothes. A snail cannot see the necessity for railway trains. You cannot make a tramp believe that a barking dog will not bite. A man cannot keep his head cool and his feet warm by trading good boots for bad liquor. Too much knowledge is sometimes dangerous. The owl cannot see any thing in the day time. Tlie toad is not valued for beauty, but for utility. Ho eats insects and is thus mankind's friend. The mocking-bird sings a pretty song, but he is 100 small to make it proAtable to.eat him. Married iu a Twinkling. Justice Blackwell is a lmstlor when the occasion warrants it. He had just adjourned court yesterday for tho pur pose of beating a man out of a cigar at poker dice when a couple entered who wished to get married. Their names wore S. R. Fatten and Dillie Connors, and they stood anxiously awaiting the performance of the ceremony. The man who wanted to shake for tho cigars was in a hurry, and started to leave. "Hold on a minute," called out the Justice to the departing citizen. Then , turning to the candidates he fired the following questions at them : "Do you | take this woman to be your wife?" I "I do. 'said Bam. "Do >Oll take this man to be your husband?" "I reckon," j said Dillie. "Then 1 pronounce you man and wife." The ceremony occupied just two j seconds by the watch, and the Justice ' overtook his friend, beat him out of the j smokes and was back into his office to collect his fee before the couple had sufficiently recovered to realize that they were married.— Memphis Ava lanche. Explosion in Vest Pocket. An explosion in hi* vest I)ocket wa( .what Mr. l'owler of Agawam experi- 1 jeneeil tho other (lay. He had bought (some chlorate of potash table's, and had put them in the vest receptacle with some sulphur matches. The mixture always causes commotion. But unmind ful of this fact, Mr. Fowler sat down in •his home to have a quiet smoke. Pretty soon he felt something warm in his pocket; he stuck in his fingers to see what was up: the matches ignited, the {potash exploded, blowing open the front of his vest and burning his hands severely. Mr. Fowler jumped high in the air, and the work of stripping off his vest took but a moment. Now he car ries his hand in a sling.— tiprinajield Union. STYLES IN FOOTGEAR. THK FASHIONS THAT ARE JUST NOW MOST I'OI'ULAR, Eiirllhli I mule* Seemingly Accepted by tbe Great Majority of the Votaries of Mimlo Perftimed Mioon for Women at New Fad and Laced Shoes Counted the Tiling for Gentlemen. ja&Y UST now, as there m&gL I is a tendency to J* 0 I follow every tiling that is English, it might be well to state that this sea- Jry-^ soll Gle mos l fash y/' 1 \ TaV ionable London £ \ IJ shoes for very: \ \ \ Ma smart occasions \ \ \/l are * n snede, A wjT | or morocco, corre- JgW sponding with the gowns with con-* r/rinlvix*sk t lasting heels and (((141l fciAffll rands, and either ribbon tying the I W>Jij™gßr side flaps together i 011 " ls^e P' or a handsome buckle. VY/////Miltllll r a -V or mo " Yv/,//liOl\ I llfxk rocco, white heels, KnTwNlfflultS?vS\u rands, and silver -fj/lt buckle - dark green with white, reseda, wit li pale pink, black with red, 1 gold color with : )| I gray, have all been \ popular combina <&*<£/* <+*-*** tions. The lace boot is again reinstated in j favor, but it comes back in a more or-, naniental form. In some instances the THE SPRING FASHIONS FOR GENTLEMEN The Three-Button Cutaway Promises to Be the Most Popular Coat of the Season. The accompanying cartoon, displaying tlio spring fashions, lias been reduced from the largo drawing published bv John J. Mitchell it Co., of New York. It shows the various fashions in which the best-dressed men of the country will attire themselves during the coming season. Soft finish will be the ruling mode of making up overcoats and coats, and the fabrics shown are all of them particularly attractive. They include tweeds and fine diagonal cloth and ,all the range between. The Covert coat will be one of the features of the coming season, but the reul attraction will be the three-button cutaway, which will be the most popular and most numerous coat worn in 1890. The equestrian costumes display the modes which gentleman and lady riders will employ if they wish to bo thoroughly tailor-made. fronts are of patont leathor, cut in j scallops, and tho silken laces of some ! bright color, as scarlet or yellow. A I notable example is seen in a lacoil walking boot (Fig. 1) that has vamp . and quarter cut ill one x>iece from dark gray morocco and patent-leather trim- i mings that extend from the toes up the lace front and around the top. This trimming is made the subject of much ornamentation, being pinked and perfo- j rated in fanciful designs, nnd the stitch- j ing is with colored silk, which shows off to good advantage on the black ground of patent leathor. Another \ peculiarity is that the patent-leather laps over the quarter deep enough to allow a row of buttons to be set in mock button-holes-—worked with gray | silk—and thus give the foot tho ap- ; pearanco at a side view of the button j boot while it has all the advantages of | the lace. Another novelty is tho "bluohor" ; (Fig. 2). They are made on tho Pie- , | cadilly last, which gives that slim | effect to the foot now so much sought after iu the best grades of tine wear. ] j They are made iu different combina- j I tious of leathers, patent calf and French j enamel being most used. They are : I ornamented with toe-eaps of various I | designs in outline, with fancy perfora tions. On the ladies' "bouchers" tho front laco-piece is of a different leather from tho quarters. The quarters are stitched on the front lace-piece instead of its being stitched on the outside of quarters as of old. The effect is much handsomer. The front edges of the quarters arc pinked and perforated with fancy "Grecian" patterns, or t pointed, and scalloped wheels. i In button lioots the latest novelty is i of French importation (Fig. 3), and f first made its appearance 011 the return | of the gushing belles that "did" tho ( Paris Exposition. They are of a unique design that permits of variety enough 1 in combination to suit the most ultra tastes. Besides unique in de- 1 sign una color, lis cmc appearance is ( set off by the presence of three broad ribbons, ono at the instep, a second at the heel, while the third spans the j ankle, and each is clasped by a light , silver buckle. The vamp, quarter, ] trimmings and ribbons may all bo of different colors or shades to suit tho fancy of the wearer. A fad, and a rather singular ono, to say the least, is to wear perfumed shoes. Many favor the Russia leather shoe on this account, as it has a dis tinctive odor that is hard to imitate, although it is now being done to some extent. As the genuine Russia leather is quite expensive, and thus can bo worn only by the wealthy. and as tho | demand Is for a perfumed shoe In the medium grades, several of the leading manufacturers have adopted the plan of sprinkling orris-root powder, in which is sifted a favorite sachet, be tween the leather and the lining of their patrons' shoes. A slipper suitable for morning wear 'MM is a most desirable part of a lady's toilet. To be right it must be light, comfortable, anil of a material that will harmonize with the variety of morning wrappers worn and of neutral colors. Of these there are many styles shown to tickle the vanity of the fair pur chaser. Perhaps the most fanciful de sign is somewhat of a combination ot slipper and low shoo (Fig. 4). The material for the quarter, which, as will be seen, extends around the toe, iorm ing a border to the vamp, is pearl colored buckskin bound with narrow silk ribbon to match the color of the buckskin as nearly as possible. Pearl colored silk is also used for stitching. The vamp is pearl-colored dull kid crossed by narrow, flat silk braid, pink in color, aiul stitched 011 oacli edge. I Tlie contrast in colors is enough to giv( a rich, dressy appearance without be ing so decided as to offend taste or mai i the harmony by strong contrast. The same design can bo had in almost any ' color, shade, or combination, which ij usually decided upon by the color ol the wrapper with which they are to be worn. One of the attractive novelties fot evening wear is a slipper (Fig 5), cut very low at the sides, and open across the front just above the ball of the foot. The vamp is cut of glazed white kid, low at the toe and long on the sides, extending back to the thin por tion of the shank. The quarter is ol kid to match the wearer's dress ill color. It is made up plain so as not tu show stitches anywhere 011 the outside. I 'The inside is lined with pearl-colored ! kid. The buckle, which is very long and bout to fit over the instep, is ol j oxydized silver, or gold, fire gilt. Tin) (frame is open fretwork, and the bands I are held by an initial letter or mono gram, suited to the name of the wearer, I the monogram being studded witli Btones, the kinds to suit tho taste or whim of the wearer. Tho heel is cov ered with white leather, and tho edge of tho sole, which is very thin, is fin ished white. In toilet slippers a great variety is shown, comprising a range of stylos from which the most particu lar can make a selection. They aro to he hail in almost every known shado and color, and of choice selections of fancy leathers and cloths of any qual ity. Thov can be had with heels or without, to suit the fancy of the wearer, and with a plain inner sole, or one padded with the softest down and quilted with rich colored silk or satin vamp (Fig. t>), trimmed around the edge with a sort of box-plaiting, the whole surmounted with a neat bow or ponpon of gold or silver threads. An other novelty (Fig. 7) has French kid vamps and Louis XV. heels. The lace walking shoe, or balmoral for gentlemen's use, is the principal' style of foot-covering now worn. The buttons and congress stylos are losing their old-time popularity. Sliakspcare's Deer. Tho story that Bhakspeare went to London to avoid imprisonment for stealing a deer has no reliable fact to support it. In tho first place, stealing deer was not at that time a punishable offense; then the story was not told during his lifetime, and wo may well suppose his jealous contemporaries would not baye . to use it against him had the incident really oc curred. Nor did he seek London sim ply to provide for his increasing family. The parents of both were in good cir cumstances, for the attempts to prove jtliat his father became poor at this time are not entitled to respect, while his wife's fathor is described as a sub stantial yeoman and property-holder. And were it otherwise, were he really in reduced circumstances, he would scarcely have gone to London to better his fortune as writer or actor—re sources equally precarious at that time. His course was simply the nat ural consequences of his nature, the necessary result of the unerring promptings of his genius, and the spurring of the ambition which always accompanies its possession. Genius cannot be circumscribed—it will lib erate and vindicate itself. Wo have no patience with the sickly sentimen tality of the idea of genius being hid den and lost for lack of opportunities. It creates opportunities; or rather, it discovers them everywhere, and turns them to its advantage. In Shak speare's case, genius was allied to business sagacity and shrewdness, and to the latter qualities ho owed much of his prosperity. ('undid Hospitality. "It ain't ev'rybody I'd put to sleep in this room," said old Mrs. Jinks to the fastidious and extremely nervous yo* ng minister who was spending a night in U , at her house. "This here room is full of sacred as sociations to me," she went on; "my first husband died in that bed with his head on these very pillars, and poor Mr. Jinks died sitting right in that corner. Bomotimes wiien 1 come into tho room in tho dark I think I see him settin' there still. "My own father died layin' right on that lounge under the winder. Poor pa! He was a Bpeeritualist, and he alius said he'd appear in this room after ho died, and sometimes I'm fool ish enough to look for him. If you should see anything of him to-night you'd better not tell mo; for it'd be a sign to me that there was something in Speeritualism, and I'd bate to think that. "My son by my first man fell dead of heart disease right where you stand. He was a doctor, and there's two whole skeletons in that closet that belonged to him, and half a dozen skulls in that lower drawer. "Well, good-night, and pleasant dreams." THE international display of scien tific progress to bo made this year in clude the Electrical and Industrial Ex hibition at Edinburgh and tho Exhi bit ion of Botany and Microscopy at Antwerp. At the latter will be cele brated the tercentenary of tho com pound microscope. A Minister's Big Salary. The maternal grandfather of Jona than Scott Ellis was tho Lev. Jonathan Scott, a Scotch Highlander who lived and preached in Mi not during the last years of his life. Mr. Ellis tells how he was ouce sent to Portland by his grandfather after soino Bibles for dis tribution among bis fioek. Young Ellis called on tho Hov. Edward Payson, was invited in to rest and made known his errand. "How much salary does your grandfather got?" asked Mr. Pay son. "Well," said Ellis, "they agreed to gi\o him $:i()0, but so far as I can find out ho only gets $.'10!" This an swer so pleased Dr. Payson that, after entertaining the young man ho handed liiiu back the money lie had brought, saying: "Well, SOO isn't a very big sal ary; give this back to your grand father. " Ho then gave young Ellis an order to the agent of the Maine Mis sionary Society for tho Bibles sent for free of expense. Evidently there was little danger of the clergymen of those days knowing much about the deceit fulness of riches except from hearsay. —Farming to ii (Me.) Chronicle. lirick-tt-brac References. Lady (to applicant for position as do mestic) —My goodness! This reference is signed by Mrs. Upton. Applicant—Yis, mum, she signed it herself, mum, after I'd been there a wake, mum. "But Mrs. Upton has been dead for twenty years." "Is that so? Wull! wull! It's wan place after another Oi'vo been gettin' on that char-act-ter for twenty-foive years an' Oi niver heard befoio that the poor leddy was dead. Iliven rest her sowl." IN a startling paper to the Vienna Academy of Science, Theodor Gross has doubted that sulphur is an oloment, .believing, for reasons soon to be given, that it is a compound of carbon with some other as yet undetermined ele mentary substance. ro GROW WATER LILIES SOME USEFUL HINTS REGARDING THEIR CULTIVATION. But Little Lal>or and Expense Involved- How to CoiiMtruct a Cheap but Beauti ful Aquarium—The Pontederia Cordate and How to Roit*e It. BY PROF. J. F. ELSOM. f HERE aro many persons far re moved from ponds and inland lakes L where the sweet waterlilies grow, who aro not aware of the easo with which they can be made to grow and bloom in all f their beauty and fragrance in the yard, with the trifling cost of constructing a small pond, or sinking in the •jf ground an old ' tub or barrel sawn in half and kept fllled with water during the summer, covering up with straw and boards in the winter to keep from freezing. For ponds, they should be made about two feet deep, for lilies bloom better in shallow than in deep water; get some healthy knotty roots, cover but slightly with rich mud, till with water, and the job is ended. For tubs, take one strong barrel, free from tar, oil, or salt; old molasses or whisky barrels are about the best, for the nature of their contents presup poses them strong and well hooped; if an old wagon-tire be driven snugly 011 the bottom and the tub well painted they will last a dozen years or moro. Now saw the barrel in two at the bung, till each half full of tine loam, or if the barrel be a large one only All about a third full, lay in the roots, straigliton out the small fibers, and cover to the depth of about two inches, and if it is intended to put fish in, overlay with coarse gravel to prevent the fish from burrowing down and exposing the fibrous roots until all arc well sot. Now j sink the tub on a level with the ground, and fill very gently with rain or river water. Well water is not natural to aquatic plants, and it is poor policy to attempt to start them with it, though we have a fine lot now in bloom in an old wash-tub which has always been filled from the well, except what has rained in, but the well is fed from a spring. But I venture that ninety per cent. of the failures to grow plants in this way is the result of using well water. Koplenisli the tubs with water from time to time, to supply e vapor 1- tion. This is all the care they ncod. fliiip A CHEAP AQUARIUM. If desirable these tubs may be set on a platform on rollers instead of sunk in the ground, and can thus be kept in doors during the winter. Kept tilled with water they will come out early in tiie spring. A very elaborate and beautiful affair, which is really a joy forever, if one cares to stand the expense, can bo made by a cooper. This should bo constructed of heavy ash or oak staves, with a false bottom, the upper one, not too heavy, well perforated with two inch holes, and should bo about six inches from the true bottom, leaving about eighteen inches clear space at the top. Plant the roots in the bottom spaco, till with dirt as in the other in stances, mount 011 large, strong cas ters, and you have a very cheap and •large aquarium, in which many beau tiful lish and water animals may be kept, which could not be made to thrive in an ordinary aquarium, even with a fountain and constant supply of fresh water. In ours we have many •kinds, such as spoon-bill cats, gars, shovol-noses, and the like. The roots of the water lilv grow in continuous length-, hence will crowd and limit the tub if not taken up and out back; remove the forward or crown end in trimming to about six inches in length, and replant in new loam as be fore. This plant can be set with equal success in fall or spring. If, when the roots are secured, the tub is not in readiness, place in a pail of water, aud thoy will keep fresh and hearty several days or a week, and will take root as readily as if first placed in the soil. The better plan, however, when prac ticable. is to have all things in readi ness before the roots are secured, then dig up, carry home in a pail of water, or pack in wet moss or damp cloths, being careful not to wrap too deep, and plant as soon as the tub can be reached; in which event, failure to grow will not result one time in a hundred, if all the conditions aro carefully observed. Another beautiful aquatic plant is the Pontederia cordata (arrow-head). It can be grown together with the lily if desired, but unless the pond is large it is better to use separate to avoid crowding. It grows about eigh teen inches in height, has long-stalked leaves of the form of an arrow-head, with a one-leaved stem terminating in a spike of purplish-bine ilowers. It is admired more, however, for its dark green foliage than for its bloom, though, small as it is, it is fragrant, This plant grows in shallow water,and its root increases iu size by throwing out new crowns from year to year until it becomes a large bushy plant. It can be grown in tubs or urns in the yard or flower pots in the house as desired. Any vossel that will hold water, fill two-thirds of tine loam, put in the root and cover in the center lightly, fill the vessel with water and keep moist; they will grow every time without fail. If for the aquarium, plant the same as water [lilies. If it is desired to grow both 'together, it is better to leave a place in the center of the tub large enough for the Pontederia root, and cover same as lilies. No particular directions are needed. The tub, however large, w ill soon bo full. Besides, there aro many other aquatic plants that will grow equally in tubs. YEAST —What's Srnithors playing in now ? Orimsonbeak —Hamlet. "Hoes ho enter iflto the spirit of the pieeo ?" "Oh, yes: ho is taking the part of tho Ghost." A SKILLED MAIDEN'S ADVICE. A Few of the MUtakoft of Which Girls Are Guilty. f'ERE is a skilled maiden's advice - "Tall women are mis: taken in supposing that decided styles of millinery make their stature more observable. I don't see why so many girls are afraid of their height, and come to me, or go to their dressmakers, with piteous entreaties to do something to make them look shorter. It is ridiculous. A tall, thin figure, if it is only straight, al ways has possibilities for the milliner and dressmaker; whereas a short, dumpy wom an is often beyond the reach of art. ,You might as well *ask us to add an inch to her stature as to m-rke her look graceful." Lot the tall, thin girls take this advice to heart, and Be content. But let them also bear in mind the condition which this export at taches to their success—a condition pre cedent—viz: to have an eroct carriage. A stoop in the shoulders is fatal to a tall figure, and it rostricts your choice of a hat. No matter how she may tower above ordinary mortals, a woman must keep her figure straight. Better a ramrod stiffness than that terrific stoop, which is quite enough to destroy the beauty of an angel. No mirror or set of mirrors can give a tall woman a correct idea of her ungainliness when this dreadful bend in the shoulders has taken jiossession of her. If she has unhappily acquired it, she should extend her headgear back ward as far as possible. A man once made the discovery that ho was spending one-third of his exist ence shaving, bathing, dressing and un dressing himself. The thought was so agonizing that ho proceeded to commit suicide. But whether it requires one third or one-half of a really fashionable woman's time to care properly for hex toilet, she must give it; and no woman, married or single, rich or poor, young or old, can afford to neglect her personal ap pearance. Many men of excessively neat habits present a careloss and neglected exterior. We excuse it in them, some times, but in a woman, never. Well, to quit generalities and come down to something specific, what is there that a woman should bo more caroful of than her complexion? Nothing. Beauty is only skin deep—absolutely only skin deep; for given the featuros of a Psyche, they would count as nothing under a bad complexion. Nature seems to bo willing to give a woman almost nnything rather than a perfect complexion. Good ones are common, but perfect—ah, perfect ones —they are usually kept by the gods for their own family. But what nature fails to give, may art supply? In a mod erate degree, yes. Said Ninon de l'Enclos, as sho reached out for her powder puff: "Now, I'm going to out just a suspicion ! of springtime on my cheeks." Ninon, it will be remembered, had the reputation of being a beauty away along in the sixties; but vory likely she was a painted and powderod old preserve. What I am going to commit myself to is the assertion that a harmless face powder helps some complexions out wonderfully. Psyche herself would fold her wings and go out of business if she discovered that her nose had a shiny look. So whon you get your new hat or bonnet on, just wipe your face over with powdered rico, pul verized chalk, or any of tho simple pow ders sold by tho druggists. Don't leave any of the whiting on, hut merely employ it to deaden tho gloss, nnd you will thus make your visage harmonize with the chic of your fresh millinery. Berry Wall, ox-king of the dudes, was once asked how he was HO successful in keeping his trousers from bagging at the knees. "By simply ordering half a dozen pair with each coat and vest," was his reply. And yet men cry out against woman's extravagance. The question is often asked, "What is the smallest number of dresses that a really swell woman can get along with?" Well, she must have at least one dishabille, two costumes for calls, two for dinners, two hall dresses, one traveling dress, and one knockabout for shopping. That makes nine. "Noth ing so fenrfully extravagant in that," re marked my informant. "Say they cost SI,OOO. My husband's club expenses reach that figure, without any great effort, either, to say nothing of another thou sand for winos, oigars, luncheons, etc." JENNIE DP:AN. How She Helm veil. The negro makes us laugh because he will say things which he should have left unsaid, and say them w itliout the least intention of giving offense. An admirable illustration of this sort of humor is given in the "Editor's Drawer" of Harper's. Briefly told, it is as follows: Samson, the colored janitor of an apartment house in which Mr. and Mrs. Robinson occupy a Hat, is not treated by their Irish cook with the deference which he thinks due to his position. One morning wheu, at the going up and down of tho coal-scuttle, Samson had been worsted in a wordy encoun ter, his wounded dignity could stand it 110 longer. Stopping Mr. Robinson on the front stairs, lie complained to him of his sharp-tongued servant. What (Samson wished to say was that the girl assumed as much author ity as if she wero one of the ladies of the house. What he did say was this: "Mr. llobiuson, that girl of yours has ordered mo round, an' yelled at mo down the elevator shaft, an' blowed me an' jawed me until you'd have thought it was Mrs. Kobiuson her self." llow the Jutlge booked at It. "He was tho quickest man at seeing a point I ever knew," said a detective. "I remember one day I had an assault and battery case in his court; one l'olack had struck another with a ham mer. I made out a very strong case, and I didn't see how the prisoner could get out of it. Just as the witnesses for the defense wero about to be examined, the man who had been assaulted showed me a machinist's hammer he had brought along, informing me that that was the hammer ho had been struck with. To make conviction doubly sure, I sent the man up to tho stand again to show the murderous-looking weapon to the Judge. " 'And you say the prisoner strucki you in the forehead with that hammer ?* asked the judge. " 'Yes, sir.' " 'That will do; tho prisoner is dis charged.' "As you may suppose, I was thunder struck. I didn't know what to make of it, but as I thought it over it came to me. The man had beon lying, for if he; had over been struck on the forehead with such a hammer as he exhibited l his skull would have been crushed in.! I learned subsequently that ho had not been struck in the head with a hammer it all." CHOLLT—I am practicing on the type-writer every day now. Mollie—t I thought there was a.remaijtablejjm-