THIS HEART OF MINE. BY ANIDA. This heart of mine is sadly human, And passion sweeps it oftentimes; Bhall oat tlily pleasures never fill it? Or do I loup for things sublimeV It flutters restless in my bosom, As ir r pined sad and alone. Is it t! - p - t'b soul within me That makes my spirit weep and moan? My heart ie empty of all pleasure— Such pleasure as the world can give; My path is shrouded still in darkness, I've lived—and still—oll hopo I live. My heart is tired with Hope's beguiling, And Faith droops low with weary wing; How long can Patience bear her burdens? When shall those lips in rapture sing? Beirnk, Ark. WHAT WORD? BY KIL COURTLAND. What was the word you said to me In the gleam of the sunset glow? When the moss-rose pressed her scarlet lips On the lily's cheek of snow. Ah ! poets and sages tlioir lives will spend And the tides will ebb and flow, But only the roses can tell, good friend, And only the lilies know. But what was the word I said to you, In the btart of the ruby glare? The passion flower swung high the cross, The pan sies w ere all at prayer. Ah! poets and sages their lives will spend And the tides will ebb and flow, But only the roses can tell, good friend. And only the lilies know. Pknuleton, 8. C. LITTLE ROBBIE'S NERVE BY DWIGHT BALDWIN. V-W N the fall of 1878 \ f my business call %: f .ed me into the • ; ji Ijipine regions of the State of Micliigiin. I had J a Patent of great jmSßz value iti the fell kßa °* t>aV ' V 1 ' troducing it —r?' among the log jfl„ Jd \ - ging camps and saw mills. In this I was meeting with decided success, and was making money at a rate I had not, in my wildest dreams, anticipated. I was a widower, and, as will readily be believed, was devotedly attached to my only child, an active und unusually bright boy of eight years. A father— particularly a doting one, as I admit myself to have been—is apt to exag gerate the abilities ami attainments of his children, and I well know that the first branch of my statement will be giveu greater credence than the last. I will not stop to argue the matter with the incredulous reader, but pro ceed to relate the story upon which I have already made a beginning, confi dent that it will convince the most skeptical of the quick wit and nerve of my little Robbie. I bad brought him with me to Mich igan, and left him at school in East Saginaw while I conducted my profit eble canvass among the pineries. Late in November the friend with whom I had left him wrote me that he had be come exec eilinglv lonesome, and could not apply himself to his studies. It required no great evidence to con vince me of the truth of the report, for a month's separation from my boy had brought me to a similar state of mind. The letter decided me upon a course that for some days I had been considering —a foolish course any man in full possession of his faculties would have said. I directed that Robbie be sent forward to me in the vast pine woods. Three days later he joined me, hav ing been placed in charge of a kind hearted lumberman, who delivered him safe enough, though with but little ap petite for the sweetmeats I had pro vided in honor of his advent. But the ripened harvest of dollars awaited my sickle, and not even the pleasure of playing with my boy could detain me from business. I had worked all the camps in that section, and decided to start the next morning for a point on the river, some twenty miles away, where I was confi dent of disposing of a number of ma chines. I was to make the journey 011 horse back, Robbie riding behind me. We had mounted, said good-by to our new but none the less warm friends, when an old skidder came running toward us. "Don't start to-day!" cried he, when within speaking distance. "Why not?" I asked. " 'Cause we're goin' to have a storm, an' it's a long an' lonely stretch you've got before you." "1 see no indications of it." "You would, if you'd been waitin', 'JL •another in-tant and the TREE was UVOs* US.* as I have, a fortnight for snow to start ♦he sleds, -o that you could earn the grub you was a-eatin'. We'll have a storm, and a big 0110 at that, afore dark." "But I've lots of time. It's only a few hours' ride." "I hope so, for 1 sees you's hound to go. A\ ell, hustle along, an' don't waste time a-talkin' to me." The old man had judged me rightly; 1 did design to go, seeing nothing por tentous of evil. Accordingly, I acted uuon his su a nr. I iion. aud rode awav from the log buildings that consti tilted the camp. For some miles there was a fair In-idle- | path through n wilderness of stumps and underbrush, anil wo made Kr „„p -progress. At length we reached a point where wo were obliged to make ft turn, and strike into the heavy tim ber, through which the remainder of our journey lay, A railroad line had been projected here some years before, and abandoned, after the timber on the course hail been felled, a telegraph line con structed anil some little grading done. I well knew that it was hut a poor apology for a road, and had only adopted it because It shortened the distance bv more than one half, from j that of the regular wagon road. We were, as nearly as I could esti | mate, within five or six miles of our destination when, to my con sternation, | I saw that the prognostication of the old skidder was about to be verified, j The sky had become overcast with clouds, the tall pines were rocking in BOBBIE CUTTING THE WIRFB. the rising wind, and flakes of snow were Beginning to flutter to tho ground. I tried to increase tho speed of tho horse, but found it impossible by rea son of the numerous obstructions iu j the form of trunks of trees. "Don't be afraid, Robbie," said I, in 1 as cheerful tones as I could command. "Not a bit of it. I think it just I jolly. I'll make the eyes of the boys j at home open " A snapping sound cut short the lad's remark and caused his own eyes to j open pretty wide, I fear. An upward glance showed me the i green top of a huge pine, describing in I our direction an awful circle in the air. j I dug my heels into the flanks of the ' horse and shouted at the top of my | voice. This seemed to increase the terror of the animal, which stopped stock still. Another instant and the tree was upon us. I felt a sharp twinge of pain and lost consciousness. My first thought was of Robbie, and the groan I uttered was caused not so much by pain as by the dreadful fear that I had lost liim forever. .fudge of my joy when I saw him not 1 only alive but actively engaged in clearing away the branches which cov- I ered me. The horse had been killed outright, and my right leg broken above the knee. With the assistance of the cool headed boy I changed my position so as to lean against the body of the dead horse, which somewhat relieved my pain. Our situation was desperate in the extreme, and Robbie realized it as soon as myself. "Brace up, father," said he, "I'll run on, and be back before long with lots of help!" But I at once interdicted this plan.' The storm had become furious by this time, and I well knew that the boy could never face it and live. Toward evening, however, it abated and finally ceased altogether. But tho wind, howling through the only avenue afforded it, had piled the snow into enormous drifts, which precluded all thought of the child's working his way through them. No words can describe my anguish. My pain was forgotten in the awful consciousness that my foolish fondness for my boy had brought him to a terri ble death in the wilderness. "Where do the telegraph lines run, father ?" asked Robbie suddenly. "To some point on the lake," I re plied. "And are they used?" "O, yes; I understand they are a great convenience to the inland camps." "Can't we use them, somehow?" "No, my boy; wo have no instru ment, and would not know how to use one if we had it." Then I spoke of other matters, not wishing him to entertain hopes which I saw had no foundation. Suddenly I awoke from an uneasy sleep and missed him from my side. i In terror I called his name, and with a sinking heart listened for the response that did not come. An awful fear took possession of me. Knowing that he could never secure my consent, the daring little fellow had started off to meet his death while trying to bring relief to me. This terrible conclusion, coupled with the pain of my broken limb, caused me to lose consciousness. When I revived, it was to find Rob bie rubbing my hands and face, j "Where have you been?" I asked, in a tremor of joy at seeing him in the starlight. v "Looking into that telegraph mat ter." he replied. I'm hoping " "Hope 110 more for that Robbie, but j sit down beside me. Help may come Jin the morning," I added, not wishing ! to discourage him. j Help did come in tho morning. I t About nine o'clock Robbie set up a 1 ; joyous shout, and a moment later 1 saw i strong men approaching. 1 "How came you here?" I inquired, as soon as my feelings permitted me to , sneak. "I telegraphed for them," cried Rob bie, as lie turned a cart-wheel in the snow. "That's about the size of it," said one of the men. "The lines wouldn't work this morning, and we were sent OU JA° l° ( ' a t° and repair the breaks." "That's just what I figured on," said the delighted boy, "when I climbed a polo last night and sawed the whole six wires in two with my knife. I had an instrument and knew how to use it!" Who will say that increasing years ! has added foolishness to my fondness, j and that the handsome young man who sits beside me and makes disparaging remarks as I writo, was not a bright and nervy boy ? IN round' numbers 10,000 mission aries are sent out by the various Chris tian nations to preach the gospel to 1,000,00(1,000 heathen—one missionary to every 100,000 of the heathen. PHYSIOLOGISTS say that tho older a man grows the smaller his brain (be comes. This explains why the old man knows nothing and t he young one every thing. AN ecclesiastical point—The church steeple. Tile Compass. The compass needle points to the north because practically the earth is a magnet, not differing essentially in its magnetic properties from a bar of mag netized steel. It has two poles of greatest intensity, and, like most large steel magnets, there are several sup plemental poles of lessor intensity. Just as the pole of one bar magnet at tracts the end of another, so the mag netic poles of the earth behave toward poles of the compass needle, unlike poles attracting and like poles repelling each other. It is well to modify the statement that the needle points north and south. As a matter of fact, there are but few localities oil the earth where it does point due north and south, and these are constantly changing. An irregular line drawn from the mouth of the Orinoco lliver, through the east coast of Hayti, Charleston, 8. C., and De troit, Mich., represents very nearly the line in which there is no variation at the present time. In all the places east of this line the north end of the needle swings slightly to the west ward; in all places west of it, to the eastward. At the north of the Colum bia River the variation of the compass is about twenty-two degrees east; in Alaska it is from forty to sixty degrees east; midway between New York and Liverpool it is about thirty-five degrees west. The reason is that the compass needle points, not to the geographical hut to the magnetic poles, and these do not coincide iu position. The mag netic north pole is at present on or near the southwestern shore of Rootliia Peninsula,in the northern part of North America. Its position is constantly changing, and in the last five hundred years it has moved about half the distance round the googrnphical polo. During the three hundred yoars in which ob servations have been carefully made at the Magnetic Observatory in Paris, the variations have changed from eleven degrees twenty minutes east of north to twenty-two degrees ten minutes west. In tho United States the rate of the change ill variation differs much in dif ferent parts of tho country. In Wash ington State it changes at the rate of about seven minutes a year; in Arizona anil New Mexico it is stationary; ill tho Now England States it is from one to three minutes per year. The Ingenious Small liny. AigST the close of a peaceful Sunday, * ' father laid down his paper | for the fifteenth fjl/fltime to separate I i hi* two cherubic sons, and prevent ! *h { their tearing each iIPSI f"J ether's eyes out. j M (~j With an eloquence Ml \ l Rn B u ftge and a HI \M fervor of feeling 31 j_ i— [iJk'P s*' 5 *' l.hat would have *' wrung repentant tears from a Bowery tough, ho talked j to them of their misdeeds, when ho : was interrupted by each youthful j scion declaring enthusiastically that the other fellow struck tho first blow. . Here was another iniquity, whose enormity overshadowed the* first, for one boy must be telling an untruth, and another dissertation on lying fol lowed that would have melted tho obe lisk, despite its parafiine coating. Then, thinking tie had deeply im pressed them and wrought sufficiently | upon their innocent, sensitive natures, he appealed to them to tell him what to do about it, whereupon tho younger, aged 7, said cheerfully: "111 tell you what to ilo, papa. You just take a 10-ccnt piece and shake it lip in your hand this way, throw it down on the table, anil if it comes heads I told the lie. If it's tails the other fellow told it, and, if you ain't satisfied with that, why, you can just call that I told it any way, and never mind." Anil tho other boy nonchalantly remnrked, "I told you it was him all the time," as the lecture was brought to an abrupt termination. A Bet Declared Off. A large yellow-nnd-white cat started to cross Broadway, nearly opposite l'ark row one afternoon recently when traffic was at its greatest. Where she came from was known only to herself, but that sho was making for tho friend ly shelter afforded by the rails of St. Paul's churchyard was apparent to all. Her chances of getting across the street safely did not seem to ho good, as she shrank hack terrified from a passenger car, dodged under the wheels of an ex press wagon,and escaped being run over by one of Uncle Sam's small vans by less than half the length of her tail. Two well-dressed men from Phila delphia stopped in tho middle of tho thoroughfare to watch her. "Bet you she is crushed," said ono. "Take you," replied the other. Just thou the polo of a double truck struck the fifth rib of the man who had offered the bet, knocked his hat off, and nearly threw him down. "Hi!" roared the driver. "Hain't you got no eyes ?" At the same moment the man who had taken the bet received a blow on tho back of the neck from the off horse's head that nearly dislocated something spinal. "Ho!" roarod tho driver. "Are you asleep ?" The men escaped to tho sidewalk. "Where's the cat?" asked one. "How tho devil do I know ?" replied the other. And as the venturesome creature was not visiblo, dead or alivo, tho hot was ordered off. An Unexpected Rebuke. He was a deaf mute who had learned to talk by imitation. His wife could both hear and talk, but at tho theater tlioy preferred to converse by means of the sign manual. Tho couple that sat behind tlioin, thinking that neither of them coulil hear, took occasion to com ment freely and speculate on their re lations to each other ad libitum, great ly to the discomfort of the lady, who, of course, heard everything. She communicated every word to her hus band until ho could stand it no longer. Then, turning to the gentleman, lie mildly asked, "Will you allow me to seo your programme?" The chagrin and discomfort of tho pair wore ap parent. Hastily handing over his pro gramme, the two hustled out of the theater just as tho curtain went up on tho second act.— Chicago Tribune. THE greatest TlepTh "known in the Western Mediterranean—lo,6oo feot— is between Sicily, Sardinia and Africa, liecont soundings in the eastern basin have yielded a maximum depth of 13,- 556 feet, between tho islands of Malta and C'undia. A STUDY IX CRADLES. KIIDE CONTRIVANCES IN WHICH TO ROCK THE BABY. Comanche Mothers Make tho Simplest Cradles, Those of the Sioux lleing Very Elaborate Curious Affairs in Which Children of the Semi-Civilized I'asa tlio First Year of Life. are al f ways with us, and a cradle of some sort has from time imme morial been consid erod a necessary ad junct to a child. It may be a soap-box, or it may he a gaud ily decorated bag or wooden frame car ried by some Indian mother, or it may rise to the height of patent springs and dainty lace, but all nations and all tribes have been obliged to recognize the cradle. The National Museum at Washing ton has a large and growing exhibit of the cradles used by the people of this continent, and it is interesting to note in this collection the points of similar ity between the widely separated na tions. Many questions of scientific nnd gen eral interest depend upon the knowl edge of the manner in which a child passes the first year of its life, and the museum has gone extensively into the subject tor this reason. Deformation of the heads, in some of our modern tribes, and in nearly all of the abo riginal tribes, was brought about pur posely or accidentally by means of the cradle board or frame in which the children were confined almost entirely for the first period of their existence. Cradles in this case serve many pur poses. They are nests for the helpless infants, serving as beds in which the child sleeps in either vertical or hori zontal positions, and as a vehicle in which the child can he easily carried from place to place. It is in every sense a cradle to be hung on the limb of a tree and be rocked by the breeze. And still again it forms a play-house TO *C.O*(H ITBtVMO. for tho young Indian, many dangling objects being hung upon it to amuse tho youth or maid not yet graduated to sliootiug blunt arrows or talking scandal. The study of cradles also answers another purpose in marking the cli mate of different countries. The Es quimau mother carries her child in a hood on her back, as the method prac ticed by tho southern women of strap j ping tho youngster to a board frame would, in that severe climate, insure a very sad Christmas for the youthful | Esquimau. Why any human being should livo iu | as cold places as Greenland and Labra- I dor is yet to be satisfactorily explained, but the baby Esquimau is hardly re sponsible for this vagary during his first year or so of existence, and we can examine into tho means provided for his comfort with some degree of patience. The mother in this paradise for icemen lias the hood of her skin robe made very large, so as to carry therein the babe, which nestles around I the mother's nock secure from tho cold. Homo writers have also spoken of Es quimau mothers carrying their children in their wide hoots. These, for northern people, are not very migratory. In their benighted way they know a good thing when they see it, and are well content to stick pretty close to their homes. Tho hood, therefore, answers their purpose, besides being warmer than any carrying frame. Coming furtlior south we find the natives on the Upper YTtkon using a very ingenious trough-shaped cradle of birch bark, made from three pieces, forming the bottom, the top and hood, ! and the awning. Rows of beads orna ment the awning, which, in a country the main inhabitants of which aro mosquitoes, is found a very useful por tion of tho outfit. Playthings of vari ous kinds are also hung to this awning, and the infant is at liberty to enjoy himself as much as he sees fit. On the eastern coast of Labrador the infant, immediately after birth, is laid naked on a layer of moss in a bag made of leather and lined with hare skins. This bag is securely laced, leaving the child freedom to move the head only. The youngster closely re sembles an Egyptian mummy and is kept in this state until about one year ysai h old. At Cape Breton the children are tied up much after this manner, and then hammocks are used, partaking considerably of Southern methods. West of the Rocky Mountains trough shnped frames of cedar wood are goner ally used. Angles and bends near tho child's knees are effected by boiling and bonding the wood into shape. The characteristics of those cradles are tho headboards, like a little gravestone, and painted in red ar. 1 black with the symbol of the owner. Strenks of red paint skirt the margin, and the bed consists of a moss aJ finely shredded cedar hark. The Indians, ancient and modern, oi I Oregon have been accustomed to flat ten tho heads of their children by ap pliances attached to the cradle, which ' is usually made of cedar wood. These cradles show considerable skill in work manship nnd aro suspended by strings to ]limit poles and aro swung by the mother with her hand or great toe. The Chinook cradle from the Columbia River is of this class. Tho mother car lies the cradle in an upright position on her hack, often hnnging it to some branch during n halt. If tho infant dies the cradle also forms its coffin, be ing put in some lake or pool and lelt to float, the water, even, often being re garded as sacred. The compress for the head is of bark and is drawn down tightly. The child is kept in this con finement almost continuously until about a year old. The Flathead Indians, inhabiting tho lower parts of the Columbia, carry the fashion of flattening the skull to still greater extremes. The process with them consists in placing the in fant on a board, to which it is so se curely lashed that, being only a few days old, it can only make known its abjections vocally. An inclined board rests on the forehead of the infant, be ing every day drawn down a little by means of cords which support it until at length it touches the nose, thus forming a straight line from the crown af the head to the end of tho nose, after which the young Adonis is re leased to commence his career of break ing hearts. In California the Indians weave very pretty and artistic slipper-shaped cra dles of wicker-work, which they deco rate elaborately with beads. The Mo doe women make a very pretty baby basket of fine willow work, cylinder shapod. with one-half of it cut away except a few inches at the ends. The little fellow is placed in this and wrap ped around like a mummy, with noth ing visible but his head. The cradle of the Pitt River Indians is a transition type. A pole of wood with the bark removed is bent in the middle, the two ends crossed and lashed together. Across this frame are laid broad laths, perforated at the ends and lashed to the poles with buckskin strings. The foot-rest is a block of wood, perforated, and through it are passed the two ends of the pole. This cradle passes from the stage of a mere nest, in which the child is tied, to a primitivo cradle, as wo know the arti cle. Tho Mohave cradle is also of this class, being a prettily made ladder or trellis. A dainty quilt or counterpane of braided bass is used with this. The Montana infant has any amount of pains spent on both himself and his cradle-board. The board is covered with a tanned elkskin or deerskin and beads worked on it. The place where the child reposes is loose and is laced and tied up when the child is placed in it. Tho Ute Indians of Nevada use aflat wicker cradle frame, kite-shaped or roughly triangular. Over this is stretched a covering of buckskin, and the young Ute is also provided with a sometimes elaborately decorated awn ing. The elements of the Mold cradle frame are the floor and the awning. As a foundation a stout stick is bent in tho shape of tho ox-yoke bow. Rods of the size of a lead pencil are attached to the curve of this bow and stretched parallel to the limbs. Twigs are close ly woven on this warp by regular basketry weaving. An awning is also provided. The Comanche cradle is the most primitive cradle in tho National Mu seum. It is a strip of black bearskin thirty inches long and twenty wide, doubled together in tho form of a cra dle frame. Along the side edges loops of buckskin are made to receive the lacing. The Sioux Indians are very particu lar in their baby habitations. It is a frame of two diverging slats, painted yellow, held in place at tho head and foot by cross slats. The tops of the side pieces project above the cradle, each at least eighteen inches, and are studded with brass-lieaded nails in straight lines. The case is shoe shaped, and all over tho outside is or namented with beadwork. If tho in funt dies during the time allotted to it for remaining in the cradle, it is buried, and the mother fills the empty shell with black quills and feathers, and car ries it around with lior for months. East of the Mississippi River, north of the Tennessee, and south of the Hudson Bay, the Indians used a sim ple flat cradle board. Farther south the Indians were ac customed to use one of the forms al ready described, with various adjuncts for flattening the head. Homo nations ,in Louisiana used clay, which was wrapped around the infant's head and binds and compresses until the proper shape is l oathed. The Crucial Test. Maino Lawyer—What is your opinion of the character of Deacon Blank ? Witness I cautiously ) —I never heard nothin' agin him. "Don't you know him to be an honest man ?" "Wall, he's been fair an'square in all his dealin's with me, and with others so far a-i I know." "Isn't that sufficient to prove him a man of sterling integrity ?" "Wall, I dunno. I never traded bosses with him."— New_ York Weekly. (inllantly Rewarded. He—What are you reading, Clara? She —How to be beautiful. He—You have no need to read such a book as that. She —Why not? He Because you are boautiful al ready. She—l think you asked mo for a kiss Inst night? He—l did. Klie—And I refused it? He—You did. She—Well, you may take it now. NEVER"buy''milk from a "dairyman whose wagon has a oreak in it- TIIE FASHIONS OF '76. NOT AS MODEST AND SENSIDLE AS REPRESENTED. How Ladles of To-day Would Appear ir Rigged Out In Fashions of a Century Ago —Many a Sense of Maidenly Modesty Would He Shocked at the Great and Sud den Change. ftooken without her wasn't nico f" said a little maiden who was gazing for the first time upon the portrait of her great great- grandmamma who in her day was a beant.y of colonial reputation, and who was portrayed in a Josephine gown of that time. Frivolous maidens are often remind ed of the modesty, sense, and exquis itely proper manners of their grand mammas. But the reminders should take a peep back into the history of the fashions of a century ago and then get down on both knees and adore the modern girl. Speaking of the stays worn a cen tury ago, Bocial history tells us that the beautiful Dolly Madit-on's waist measured but seventeen inches, and that Mrs. Alexander Hamilton's waist was but an inch larger. When Dolly Madison came as a bride to Washington she wore at one of her first receptions a costume which, with a few modifications, might bo worn in a modem drawing-room. It was a slip of soft white silk, narrowed enough to show the outline of the hips, and reaching just to the instep. The waist was cut extremely decollete, and gath ered in a simple yoke, the sleeves were little puffs, concealing tho upper part of the arm, but not the line of the shoulder, and just below the bust was LADY CATHARINE DUER. a sash of white China crepe, cmbroid- I ered in white blossoms, with a "mou | strous deep silken fringe." She wore her hair in curls about her j snowy neck and shoulders, curls glis tening with perfumed pomade, and ! about her waist fell in careless grace I a scarf of white gauze. Her slippers j were white and silver; licr silken hose showed the "pink flesh" through them. This costume was among the first of the Josephine gowns to be worn in Washington society and came into vogue after the great hoops and bro cades which prevailed during the days of Martha Washington. "We have the latest fashions from France here, and our profit is groat be yond that of Washington and Philadel phia," wroto Mrs. Alexander Hamilton, who during the revolutionary days was i tho leader of the world of fashion for all Manhattan Island. The best portrait of the lady shows her in a brocaded skirt, pink flowers on a cream ground, made in eight widths over a potticoat of red quilted satin. The waist is cut low, in what is now known as the "English decollete," and is pointed in front, lacing like tho mod ern ball bodice in the back. Her hair j is drawn straight up from the brow over a great roll, and is made into com pact puffs at tho back of the head. Lady Catharine Duer, who was the daughterof Lord Sterling, was a leader of fashion for many years in New York and Washington. Her gowns wore brought over from France by special packet steamers, and it is said that sho wore tho finest gloves of two buttons ] and slippers of satin, with soles of "fine thinness." Mrs. Duer of tho present : day has part of a gown worn by her ancestress. Tho little bodice, from the MRS. JOHN JAY. waist-lino up, moasures but six inches in the center, so one cau imagine it a rather too decollete for the present day; and the circumforenee of tho waist is but seventeen and a half inches. It is all sewed by hand im the most exquis ite of stitches, that would put to shame the prize handiwork at the Woman's Exchange, and across tho front aro strung little inch-square silken bags, which, in days gone by, were filled with perfume. Lady Catharine wore her dark hair a la pompadour made over immense rats, and on dress occasions it was beautified by a string of pearls. "Her shoulders were so exquisitely drooping that it was with difficulty her evening gowns were kept upon them," writes one of her admirers. Where would our society beauties be if drooping shoulders were in favor nowadays? Mrs. John Jay, whose husband was Minister to Spain in the early days of tho republic, was one of the exquisites of her day. When she was 18, in 1774, she was married, and a description of her "wedding chests" is still cherished by lior descendants. Her underwear was of the finest white woven linen, made by hand, of course, and beauti fully trimmed with drawn work. Some of it was trimmed with lace,' which was raro in those days, as it was all hand-wrought. She had "six cedar chests of white linen petticoats and underwear, and a double number filled with house linen." Women a century ago were not less extravagant than nowadays. It was necessary for them to have a new gown for every ball. To be sure, a gown in those days did not cost as much as a Worth or a Pingat. Slip pers, stockings, and gloves were, how ever, more costly, and at least j£l was needed to purchase any one of them. SPLENDID CROWN JEWELS. The Most Intensely Brilliant Diamonds Worn ly the Ladles of the Court oI Braail. I wonder what has become of the crown jewels of Brazil ? They were in a large measure derived from Portugal, of which for hundreds of years the crown had the exclusive right to own Brazilian diamonds. Those which it did not wish to keep were sold, and their proceeds were paid into the treasury. A great quan tity were given to the churches and looted by tho French when they in vaded Portugal. I never saw more intensely brilliant diamonds than those of the ex- Empress Theresa Maria and the Prin cess de Joinville, who is sister of tho ox-Emperor, writes the Paris corres pondent of London Truth. Marie do Gloria was the eldest of the four children of Pedro 1., and was given a share of the regalia. Pedro 11. is a great-uncle of the present King of Portugal, and would be monarch of the country if his father had not made Brazil a separate empire and settled it upon him. The first Emperor was a clever man, but had the manners of a buffoon. He was fond all his life of playing blindnian's buff. It was hard, he thought, for a king hemmed in by eti quette, to enjoy himself unless he broke loose in a game of romps. Miguel, his brother, had the advant age of him in a handsome face, an ele gant, slender figure and gentle plaus ible manners. He had the grace, of a feline. I never saw a plainer set of women than the ladies of the Empress of Brazil. Her Majesty herself was far from pret ty in youth. But she improved wonder fully as sho advanced in years, when her faco ceased to be tho shape of a long wedge, and was set round with white hair, which appeared to light it up, It grew to be a kindly and rntlier in telligent face. Tho eyes, perhaps, are too searching. They visibly seek to take the measure of those who are pre sented to hor. She has a fine Italian voice when she speaks freely, which is not often, a guard being placed by a diplomatic Italian temper upon her lips. Mario Amelie, her aunt, has this guardod re serve in speech. Tho plainness of the ladies was not the only drawback to the court of Bra zil. Tho courtiers being more or less mulatto, they stood in need of scented Baeliets in their coats and drosses, and did not always wear them. Tho negro skin, yon know, has not the perfume of miUejieura. Jem Browne's Stratagem. For several years before his death frequent draughts of sherry became a necessity with Jem Browne. Owing to poverty, however, he was ill able to provide it. Attracted by the announce ment "Funerals supplied." Browne one day, when fatigued in his rambles, waited upon an undertaker, his face buried in a handkorchief, his voice in audible from emotion. The man ran for a decanter of wine; Browne drank and was relieved. He asked several questions about scarfs and hat bands, coffins, hearses, mutes and coaches. Tho undertaker assured him that he would provide all. Browne at last stood up to leave. "But you have not told me whore I am to find tho remains," remarked tho undertaker. "Yon said you would find everything —find the body," exclaimed Browne, ns he loft tho house and rapidly turned the corner. Cornfield Philosophy. The burnt child fears the fire, and so ho will try to find some method of playing with it without getting burned. A drunkard can preach a good sermon on the evils of intomperance. He knows whereof he speaks. Kindness is the grease that makes the world run smoothly. Tho faster a man runs tho farther ho will go in a certain time and the sooner he will be tired. The poison yon put out for your neighbor's dog w ill kill your own canine if he eats it. A sheep cannot climb a fence as readily as a goat can, and ho is not so self-conceited, but he produces more wool. A big head is no more a sign that its possessor has lots of brains than a large smokehouse indicates that its owner has plenty of meat. Both may bo empty. Extinguished by Bees. Two or three years ago, as Queen Victoria was journeying from Balmoral to Windsor, the royal train was stopped by Bomothing, tho like of which had never before happened in any railroad man's experience. The signalman at a certain junction had lighted his lamps, and everything apparently was safe for the passage of the royal train. As the train ap proached, however, the engineer noticed that one of the signal lights had been extinguished, and instantly brought the engine and cars to a stand still. On inspecting the lamp it was found to contain a swarm of bees, so numer ous that they had put out the light, by which they had evidently been at tracted. Fine Sage. Motaphorical language is sometimes misleading. When one begins to "call names," oven in a complimentary fash ion, thore is a chance that some literal person will wonder what he means. A gentloman visiting a little town "Down East," says: I called on business at the house of an old lady, and entertained myself in looking over her library. We fell to disoussing books, and, thinking of Emerson, I asked her if she knew much about the "Sage of Con cord." "Concord, where?" sho asked. "Concord, Massachusetts," I an swered. "Is it any better'n any other sage ?" she innocently inquired.