QUEER 111' RIAL RITES, HOW THEY DISPOSE OF THE DEAD IN ASIA. Vai-iouH Outlandish Mod** of Burial la One of the I.argeMt European Nation*-- Million* Expended on Some Dead llodio*> Willie Other* Aro Food for Uogx and Vulture*. tECENT investiga tion shows that oro matiou is rapidly growing in the I nit ed States. There are cremation societies in New York and Washington, and there aro crematories in active operation in New Yoik, Buffalo, Philadelphia, Pitts burg, Detroit, Cin cinnati, St. Louis and Los Angeles. All of these institutions, writes Frank Car penter, have beon opened within the last three years, and the one at Now York cre mates' hundreds yearly. Without doubt more than 1,(100 persons have been cre mated in this country since the building of the crematory at Washington, Pa., and those who desire such a means of decom position aro said to be on the rapid in crease. The home of cremation is in the East. Siani disposes of most of its bod ies in this way, and I saw dozens of corpses frying and sizzling on the banks of the Ganges. I visited a great crema tory in Japan, whore the men in charge told me they burnt between 300 and 400 'bodies in a month, and I attended a big cremation in Burmah. This Japanese crematory was on the edge of Kiota. In going to it I drove through the streets of shops filled with the beautiful blue china for which that city is so noted, and out through fields of rice and tea to a large brick building on .A JAVANESE FUNERAL. the side of a hill. As I went I passed many funeral processions, consisting of stalwart Japs in blue gowns and bowl hats, four of whom carried a box swung on a polo which rested on their shoul ders. This box was much like a child's playhouse, and it had its roof and its cur tained windows. 1 was told that it was a coffin, and that each party carried a corpse. Those coffins were about four feet long, two feet wide and four feet high. They were made of thin white pine, unpnintod and unvarnished, and each coffin is burned or thrown away at the same time of the burning of the body. -.The crematory itself looked much like an American engine-room; the furnaces might have been made in America, and they were built so that they opened into an aisle running around a large room. Wood was pilod at their doors and a furious draught sucked the air into their mouths, and the groat ffames roared as they ate up the human fuel which was piled in the vaults above thom. There was but little smell as I entered the building, but I could hoar the crackliug and frying of the llesh, and the whole of the burning could be plainly seen. A hollow-eyed, bald-beaded ghoul presid ed over thom, and he stirred up the fires as ho chatted with me in regard to his business. "We have," sail ho, "first, second, and third class cremations, nnd wo graduate our rates according to tho ago of tho body. A man or woman can he burnt here in first-class stylo for $2.50. We "will give either a good second-cluss burn ing for $1.25, and wo can send a man off jn very respectable stylo for sl. Chil dren under 3 years aro burnt according to tho class for sl, 76 cents, or (0 cents, and boys and girls from 3 to 12 years of |age are burnt for from $1.50 to 75 cents apiece. We burn the bodies as soon as they come in, and wo average at loa6t teu cremations a day. We give tho bono ashes to tlio families of ihe dead after Ihe cremation is over, and they take ■them away and bury them in their family tombs." Siam is the land of cremation. It costs jmore money to die there than to live, and |the funerals of Congressmen, which aro paid for at extravagant rates by tho Gov ernment, cost but little in comparison with that of a Siamese uoblo. When a king dies in Siam the wholo nation takes •part in the funeral, and $1,000,000 and upward is sometimes spoilt in the turning of the royal embalmed body into ashes. The last queen who died at Bangkok was seated in a golden urn for a number of months after hor death, and the foreign merchants in Siam bought thousands of dollars' worth of goods from Europe and China for tho king to give as presents to those who oamo to the funeral. A great CHINESE WORSHIPPING AT THE TOMBS OF THEIR ANCESTORS. temple or palace with roofs covered with gilt paper was built as her bier, and the funeral our was overlaid with pure gold and sot with jewels. This car was six stories high and it was surrounded by tiers of golden umbrellas. All the foreign diploraatos attended the burning, and there was a tiger fight, a lion dance, uud a tournament among the celebrations. Tho king lighted tho firo at G p. m., and he gave presents of gold and silver as well as a dinner to the most noted of the mourners. It took a full week to per form tho ceremonies, and at the close the ashes wero taken in a royal barge and strown upon tho waters of the Menam Biver. Every man in Siam has ns good a burn ing us liis purse will buy, but few are able* tn nndavtiiuo t.h ovnenqo of huildina a 1 palace in which to bo burned. Tho aver ago cremation takes place on a pilo o{ wood laid ciossways, and after it is ovet 'the bones are gatbored up and tied up in ;a rag to be kept as relics. The most hor rible of funorals are those of tho very poor of Bangkok. Tho bodies of these aro taken to a temple known as the Wat Sah Kate. Imagine an inclosure of many acres, filled with bushes and whisperiug palms, at the feet of which aro piles o\ coffins, and along tho roots of which skulls aro lying. Enter this garden path if you dare. There aro no men to stop you, and you wander in and out through ihe trees, snarled at by lean, hungry-look ing dogs, until at last you come to a number of low brick buildings. Here vou will meet a loan. toothless parcnraenT-skinneit bio liag who has hair as white and stiff as the bristles of a Chester white pig, and who smiles at you through .her toothless gums, and with long, withered fingers beckons vou in. I remember hor well, and I still se her in my dreams. Vul tnros by the huudrods sit upon the trees over her, and as you go in you hear the snarling of dogs. You look toward thom, they are fighting over the half-eaten bodies of men, and, tho vultures swoop ing down, flap their wings and attempt to seize n part of the prey. Beside the bloody corpses are a mass of half-dried skulls and the odd legs and arms of the day before, and the old woman laughs through her toothless gums as she points you to them. Someof the Buddhists be lieve that their chance of Nirvana, or heaven, is better in case they give their bodies to the vultures, nnd some of these bodies have been dedicated in this way. Others are, as I have said, those of very poor people, who can not aft'oid the cost of cremation. There is at Bombay a colony of about 70,000 Parsees, and the men, women, and children give their bodies to tho vultures. , They aro fire worshipers, and they say ; that fire is too sacred to be defiled with a dead body, and they believe the work of the worms is too slow and too vile. I [ visited the Towers of Silence at Bombay, on the top of which all dead Parsees are laid, and where their bodies are left foil j the vultures. Those towers are great,- white buildings of block granite, twenty five feet high and 2,300 feet in diameter. Each is built around a central well, and tho bodies are laid on the top walls, which incline inward, so that the rain j will wash tho bones aud jnicos down into ; the well. Each well has drains running off into the sea, and each is half filled ; with charcoal. On the top of each of these towers there is a sort or grating net- ! work, with meshes of different sizes, I whether they aro intended to hold men, women, or children. Surrounding the towers is a beautiful garden of sixty acres of trees and flowers, and when I visited this everything was in blossom, and the surroundings were as beautiful as tho | garden of Eden. As I looked at the towers it seemed that each had a coping | or frieze of gray about it, and this frieze j represented great birds. As I got nearer ! I noticed that tho birds were alive, and j they craned their qecks at us, evidently ; taking us for corpse-bearers. While I i was in the garden a Parsee funeral came, j and these birds rose in tho air and j swooped down upon the tower upon j which the naked Parsee baby was laid. 1 There were GOO of them, and they live entirely off the flesh of dead Parseos. They will strip a skeleton of every shred of llesh in two hours, and the bones are left under the sun to dry. A day or two later they aro pushed down into the well, where they decompose under the purify ing influence of the charcoal. The Par sees always walk to their funerals. They are tho richest and brightest merchants of tho East, but there is no difference , shown as to their condition at funerals. ] Tho corpses of tho rich as well as the ■ poor lie naked on those towers ol' silence, ! PAUPER CREMATION, BANGKOK. the bones of all going to the same reser voir, and the vultures who to-day feed on the llesh of Dives make their morrow's meal off of Lazarus. ! I saw many cremations among tho Hin ! doos, and I attended not a few fuuerals j in India. The bodies wore generally I carried on tho shoulders of men, without J coffins and covered with cloth. In somo ; cases a band accompanied the procession, and tho burnings wero in general very simple. At Calcutta they took place in unroofed sheds on tho hanks of tho Hoog ly, but tho tires wero built on the ground and a little holo was scooped out below them to make a draught. At Beuares the cremations took place in tho open air, and, after tho body had burned to ashes, tho ashes and bones remaining i were dragged down into the river. Tho undertakers of India belong to tho domo or chief caste. These preside over tho funerals and sell tho wood and light ! the fires used in cremations. They | break the elbows, wrists, knee and ankle joints before cremating the j body, and at Calcutta the body is ! placed on tho fire with tho face down ward. It is covered with ghee, or clari fied butter, to make it burn, nnd the wood used varies with the cost of tho funeral. A rich man will send his soul to heaven with sandalwood, while a poor man takes what ho can buy. Tho domes sell everything connected with tho crema tion, and to le chief dome of a big city is a money-making position. One of the lichest men in Benares is the bend of the undertakers, and ho made his money in j this way. There is a regular charge for burning, and the ordinary cost of acrema ' lion is less than $2. Funerals in India j aro, however, very expensive, and prcs ; eels are given away by the nearest rola ; lives of the deceased to those who "come to the funeral. A rajah of Calcutta not long ago spent $250,000 in burning his father, and rich families often spend as high as SIOO,OOO in this sort of lire works. A JOKING SOLDIER. lie Always Saw tlio Itrhfitosl Side of Everything:. Only this week I was reading Gen. Doubloitey's story of Gettysburg, and j the day before I had seen the old Gen eral on tho street. His presence in New York and his book combine to re call to my mind a very practical joke that was played upon liim at Gettys burg by Capt. Joe Parker, of Gen. Hancock's staff. Col. Billy Wilson and .Too Parker wero Gen. Hancock's pets. They were both young, full of mischief, and only saw the ludicrous side of everything, no matter how serious. In the very white heat of the battle on Cemetery Hill on July 8, 1803, Gen. Hancock was severely wounded, and Capt. Parker immediately rode off to find Gen. Doubledav, who was the senior division commander, and put him in command of the Second Corps. He found Doubledav sitting under a big tree. He saluted him quickly and said: Gen. Doubledav, Gen. Hancock has been very seriously wounded, and vou will " Just at that moment, before ho had time to finish the sentence, "assume command of tho corps," a shell burst directly over ilie General. The shook half stunned liim, and he fell over, ex claimiug: "Oil, I am killed! I am killed!" Capt. Parker couldn't resist this op portunity for a joke, and lie rode off rapidly in search of Gen. Gibbon. Ho found him, reported to him that Doubleday had been killed, Hancock had been wounded, and that ho was to take command of Ihe corps. The news spread rapidly that Doubleday was deud. and Capt. Parker so reported to Gen. Hancock. A f ew poti* 8 later a railroad train containing {Ia nCOc k, his staff and a number of . °fticers was moving toward Baltii ,lore ' Han cock was lying on a stretch® 1 "' suff ering intensely, but bis mind a® 4 * s J lll Pathy went out toward his division comi hand ers and his other officers wh° wer ® dead or wounded. , . "It's too bad about P? u ii* e day's death," said be to a wounded.officer sit ting near him, who was shot i u t j lo arm. "Doubleday "n't dead," replied the officer. "I saw him in command °f the corps after you were wounded and two hours before I left the field." "Why, Joe Parker told 111 e "at he was killed," replied Hancock. Darker, wlio was in a front car w j tll the boys having fun, Wa3 immediately summoned. He app 6are d be fore Han cock, who said: "Capt. Parker, didn't y°" t 6 ? l that Gen. Doubleday was jellied ?" "Certainly I did,"'r e pif e d Joe. "j-j,, told me he was, and what the.devjj was I to do but take his word for Despite the suffering jn that oar i there was a hearty laugh, ll " 1 ' barker : went back to liis companions. As he closed the car door, Hancock re . : marked: "That boy will never so® j Serious in the most serious things 0 f this life." Poor -Toe Parker an< j liis counter part, Col. Wilson are both dead, while the old General of whom o®°., anooek told this amusing story walks ai oug fcroadway apparently a3 hearty am j healthy a's a man of htty.—-^ ew y or!c Star. Spelling-Reform jtcdi yilis . I : ZTjHE people who! I would amend cnm - : f? " ' '."&f H btoUß ? Ht°m ai)h . V js! Pplnnd subhDt'Uu fol . fjjnyj*' soiiie elm °* a are again coming lo | however. ?.* en - j deavoriug to secure the adoption of a bhonetic alphabet, i n which eac h letter would have but one sound, and each 'sound be represented by ° n ? letter ! Duly, the offort is now dit'® c . the adoption of a f 6w defi" ite ' easily i learned, and generally applicable rules for the dropping 0 f superfluous letters. The rules sugg eS av ° as follows: J. Drop ue at the end 0 , w' nr Js ilk,. dia logue. catalogue, etc., W | luro tm> Preceding vowel is short. Thus S p ol i dem epilog. : synagog, etc. W ken the precef tag vowel i Is long, as in pro, ogn 0i vo _„ 0 , disom\jo.,uo, retain llnal letters as at D ? e9 ent. 2. Drop llnal In such word 9 aB de flnito. dnllnlte, favorite, etc,, wi, ml tl' e p, ecedi ne vowells short, llius Bno [i °>'P,S?, Pre terit, hypocrlt, fequlsit cto . when the preceding vowel is lon s , 118 m polite, fl n j ta , unite, etc., retain Present form 8 unc ®*nsed. 8. Drop final te in Words l' ka coquette, cigarette, oto. Thus B P clloi garot, roset. epaulet, vedet, g a *et, e to- m 4. Drop llnal me is wo rds uke [iro . gramme. Thus spell program. orin amj gram, eto. . . 5. Change ph 10 -t in words Ilk®,Phantom, telegraph, phase, eto. Thus SP°" alf a h a t, paragraf. filosoty. fotog rar o tc. Substitute e for th„ aiptiljmpss at and te. when tlioy have the sound ° f V," 1 letter. Thus apeli eolian- esthetic, diarrhea, 8u |j. pena. esofagus. atheneu^'etc, These rules, though f e w ' n . would, if adopted i n our writing aiH i printing, save au app rec iahle Percent age of the labor now iuvoD, • They have the sanction of tho liig' lCfi i schol arship in the United Stat e9 an d En gland, including the tench 01 ? 1 if phi lology |in our foremost educational institutions, ihey ] mvo been com _ mended by leading oditotf n . xv titers, and there is nothing ag a '. n!it . their adoption except the dish l , ? a 'i°n io change. Yet their n so would m a {uw months become so habitual t " at; every one would wonder why they had not been adopt ed sooner. It is proposed that these rules . H ] ln ll be adopted M the newspH' ei i fi °f the country at an early date, when the eyes of reading peopl 0 would ;o 0n j, e . come educated to tho neW appearance of tlio words, and when® 0 °iy llso would quickly extend to °! u ' hooks. This would he in the <1 iV"' of tlio injunction of Noah AVebsto 1- ' a t "(he tendency of our language toward sim plicity should be sodulou s v encour aged." The soonor they aie a doptod the better.—'"Cfflffo Led0 er ' Charming Duel of rfr- -Cakefront is bound to take the first gold prize for tho largest number °U, r, o, ' ca de crees shown at tli e vvoi'h' 8 t' air, am l I'm bound that she slia'n't- OUR TINY LIGHT-GIVER- The Nu n , erous Processes Necessary in Match-Making-, The Dpeiatiou of making matches fi'om ft P'ue log may be divided into four heads, viz M preparing the splints, dipping the matches, box making and filling. When the timber is brought into the cut ting-room of the factory it is seized upon j by gang of men, who place it before a i circular saw, where it is cut into blocks I 15 inches long, which is the length of seven matches.' It > s tlu 'n freed of its bark aud taken to the turning lathe, j where, by means of a special i'oyu of fixed j cutting band running its entire length, a I continuous tool the thickness of the match ! is cut off. As the block revolves and decreases in ] diameter the knife advances, and a band j of veneer of uniform thickness is ob tained. As the veneer rolls off the knife I jt is met by eight small knives, which cut J it into seven separate bands, each tlie size [ of a match. By this one operation seven I long ribbons of wood, each the length I and thickness of a match, arc obtained. These are then broken into pieces six feet long, the knotty parts removed, aud they arc then fed j n fo a machine which looks and acts li| co a straw -chopper, which cuts them into single matches. The machine eats 130 bands at the same time, and a mechanical device pushes tliein forward j the thickness of a match at each stroke of j the cutter. This little machine with its ! one sharp knife can cut over 10,000,000 matches a day. From the cutting-room the splints are taken to the dry-room, where they arc I placed in revolving drums, which ab sorbs all the moisture the splint may con- j tain. They are then prepared for the j dipping process, which is a very itu- j portant, operation, ax each splint must I have sufficient space to be fully coated j and yet not placed so close to the others ] as to cause the mixture to clot the heads I of the other splints. To do this they are I placed under an ingeniously constructed machine, which seems to work with j almost human intelligence, and are caught j up and placed closely but at. regular in- | tennis in u dipping frame. These frames j contain 44 mo vabic lathes, and between | each lathe the machine places with clock- I work regularity 30 splints, making over | 2,000 spli n t s in eneli frame. The heads of the splints are all on the | same'level, and nsinglc attendant at each j machine can place over a million splints | in the frames per day. The dipping vat is a stove* of masonry, which contains] three square . I!11IS _ The iirst pan is for j heating the splints so they will absorb the moisture, the second contains molten paraffine, in'which the points arc dipped, and in the third they are coated with the igniting composition. Over 5,000,000 matches can be dipped by a skillful work man in one day. After the dipping pro cess the matches are dried while still in the frames and are then taken to the I packing room, where they are put into I boxes by hanci.f— Chicago Mail. Arury Life Is Not an Easy One. 1 The Supposition that army life is an easy one i s the civilian's delusion. No j occupation on earth is more exacting. j The reveille is sounded at daylight, aud j the soldier must he up and ready, be- I tween reveille in the morning und "taps'' at O.ilO at night, he lias to attend to the ! majority 0 f thirty-three bugle calls, and he is on his feet- most of the time till "re- ] treat" at sunset. The officers arc busy at nearly all times over new military prob lems. They are called to mount and manage artillery that would have struck dire dismay into armies like those of Caisar, Hannibal or Alexander. To-day I war is a science, requiring all the skill of the best navigators, the most able engi- | necrs and the finest elect ricians. All the j known means of defense and destruction are availed oven down to the last elec tric triumph ' the telephone. In future battles the 'commanding generals will | open the engagement* with "Hello 1" to their subordinates. H beaten they will ; either say "Good-bye 1" or reverse the syllables of "ICellol"—[Baltimore Ameri can. Novellim ivnowtcn,.. . j A.new book of ft tractive reading. brimful j of C'oi3 things wortb knowing and tllUßtrftlecl, | Is fust Issueii. It contains a lari;o collection : of valuable autographs, oxcelluir receipts for | plain ilbibea humor i'J rhyme ami pio.ie monthly calflndnrs, and c - a ' b V , twn ' druggists an d di alers, by arnding " V cent HtvnDto the pul Mi era. An important J feature Music, ( which ofifopigalt forth therein, and by procur ing th-. i Co p afc once, nnyoao can bo supplied ■ with \ choloo selection. The little volume is | the Bt. Jacobs Oil Calendar for ISBO-00. pub. . lis bed by The Charles A. Voider Company, Baltimore, Md. It D fully tho equal of any of Its predecessors in the interebt of the Orout j ftomody f OI . pain, St. Jacobs Oil,whoso virtue never abate and whose popularity neve: j wanes, fho demand for both bjok and medi cine ig Very griu<* o°odneß in thlß world will become as | contOßioue U8 v ico when it i H appreciated ! and proper approbation given to it. O-ee-ou #lie Paradise ef Fnrmrri. Mild, equable aliuutt-. certain and abundant crops. fe est iru f t g1 aln. grays and ; too-< coun try in the world Full information free. Ad dress Oregon DoatCj'erll&ud. Ore. —AooorfJing to oliifio-l t.fitiuLi*H Mnrsoilles's j traffic has nearly doubled since 1870. Wo recommcml "TumUl's Punch " Cis>r. ! —The now French eenKoiiig torpedo boat ; lias need her torpedo tubee with encccse when I going at the rate of 21/4 luiote an tiour. ] Curd ofTlinnlca. If the p r0 p r |otor 0 tor of Kemp's Balsam should publish ft card of thanks, containing ox pre* i °X Rmtltude which come to 111 in dally, ' fhrm.f OSo who have been cured of severe V?UoL a,ul hing troubles by tho use of KompV i woiildiiM a , book. How b'-tter to invito all to iai | on any drug i gist ana gc .t a f re o sample bottlo that you nr> j aud $1 I ° ur#elf lu P° wer * Large b ttles £•>. , -The long a woman believes iu u man, tin* ' greater t}, e respect he io lt to feel toward her. every article sold l s cheapened, i, j f ofit ef production, at cxp use of quality*. Dob I Wnse liq 1 the course of the nerve ' ) S 111 Kfifected. St. Jacobs Oil \Jr\X.* by goutle rubbing and J applied frcqucntly> will ° u, 'o JV E: Ult .A. Cjt IA. , 190 Sae.kett St. Brooklyn, N. Y., .Tan.31,1889. 1 was taken with neuralgia in hMo ami , Buffered G months. I was given up by doc •ore, but cured by fcMta*. i AT DBVCOisTS AND DEALERS. THE CHARLES A. VOGELER CO.. Baltimore.Mtf. . Rich Japauese Merchants. Tlicrc me in New York quite a number of rich ami iuHuentinl Jfipauesc mer olmiils* Some of thciu lutve been in this country for quite a number of years, and have adopted both the Innguatrc and dress of the couutrv. Fifteen years ngo a Japanese club was started, but it bad no settled abode until about three years I ago, when the funds of the exchequer j warranted renting a good-sized dwelling i i house on West 22d street, near 6th uve- I uue. The decorations ot the house ore a ! mixture of Japanese and American styles, i but there are some very tine specimens of j Japanese art and bric-a-brac. The cuisine jis m charge of a Japanese cook. The i annual reception is always given on the j emperor's birthday, November 0, and I they always celebrate New Year's day. j The reading room is furnished with all the Japanese periodical literature, and ! the library is well supplied with books. ! Foreigners always enjoy the hospitality I of the club; it seems 'to them like a small ! piece of their native land, brought over i for their special enjoyment. Emeralds at a Low Cost. Some yearn ago one of the present Con -1 gr ess men from New York State and his • brother were examining the stock of a , pawnshop in London in the hope of pick -1 ing up some curiosities. They came j across a necklace of green gla SS beads, | which the New York man purchased for j $2.50, intending to bring it home to bis j little daughter. The brother was sur prised to find in the shop the counterpart j of the necklace, which he brought home to j his little girl. Two months later the latter ' showed her gift to a jeweler, who pro- I nouueed the glass beads to be emeralds, i and who sold them afterward for several j thousand dollars. The member of Con j gress, upon hearing this, took his neek | lace to the same dealer, who pronounced jit to be composed of glass beads. The I London pawn dealer had purchased them j oil a thief, who had stolen them from a wealthy woman. The latter kept the f emeralds in a safe, und wore their glass counterpart. Of course no on c could tell I the difference when the necklace cncir ■ eled her throat. j i Nf*cr Say Hi"' Bcq*<*l with ulcer 4 , holla :in{ ] to tter. Weak of iimb and aura of e ,- e , lloMeteas now of growing bettor, Suroljoqa must die. Not at oHj unor. disc'ianigoi suffer or f r m ; disordered 4ood nnd serot inus irouhle. Tuyo Dr. I iOtoe's Goldm- Alodig# Discovery, Ujy or. at blood-parifer and life-saver () f modern . <1 'y 4 . AH tboß.t unwholes olll ': 1 Soros and blood disorders may be cured, and tho victim will look and fool like a now loan. It t a ifdn-mitFu i to benefit or ouro or money paid foe it prompt ly returned. Pi r ectlqn Is attained In l>r. Bageg Catarrh , Rcmeds'* "t cureb the worst cikiea. —God created the coquette a* Boon a s he J innde the fool. now'* Tltlst We offer One Hundred Dollars reward f°* any oftso of eatavf.i tliut cannot be cured by taking Hull's Catarrh Cure. I F. J* On en icv & Co., Props., Toledo. O. We, the undersigned, have known F Cheney for the bust 15 years, aud believe him perfectly honorablo in all businoss transac tions, ami financially able to carry out any °°* ! ! ligations made by their firm. , . West A Iruax, wholesale Druggista, Toledo, . Ohio. ! Walding, Kinnan & Marvin, Wholesale Drug- ! ; gists, Toledo, Ohio. , . i E. H. van Hoeren, Cashier Toledo National , Bank, Toledo, Ohio. Hall 8 Catarrh Cure is taken internally. acl " Ing directly upon the blood and mucous sur fuees of tho bysteni. Te* H l ,lu nials sent free. Price 7oc. per oottle. Sold, uy all Druggist** ; —Joy never feasts so high aa w hen first '• course is misery. U4. ENJOYS ; Both the method and results xrhen ! kjyrup of Figs is taken; it is pleasant 1 and refreshing to the taste, and acts | gently yet promptly on the Kidneys, ! Liver and Bowels, cleanses tho sys tem effectually, dispels colds, hi id achesand fevers and cures habit', at constipation. Syrup of Figs is the j only remedy of its kind ever "ro j chieed, pleasing to the taste aud -c --] ceptahle to the stomach, prompt in its action and truly beneficial in its i effects, prepared only from the most j jiealli'.y and agreeable substances, its many excellent qualities com mend it to all and have made it the most popular remedy known. Fynip of Figs is for sale ill 50 and $1 bottles by all leading drug j gists. Any reliable druggist who j may not have it on hand will pro cure it promptly for any one who wishes to try it. bo not accept | any substitute. CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP CP. SAN FRANCISCO. CAL. WUISVIUE. KV. ftv YORK, N *- iEly's Cm BaMEpiS wu.T, ciuu: CHILDREK^ 1 #! | or' I'ATAIIIf 11. BL /(S-zH iioftf.'il .? ; ELY BROS., waf eft St. NV. \° a 1 I I If youarotbln!;irigof hujlJiiiffa houae youofh| i loh'ijrthe ne-.r booit, Fn l "'! i 4 A yiericai> Arch- I'Loro la not a Bulldt-.r or , lnt**nd'>f tq ] hull.l or olUop\vi*e int rented that can a Lord to'be i uithputit. It ift u praclii al U'oik and everybotti hityj ; jt. 'Jhe best, fvr.pMt and JJoBt Popular worlcever ! staiiad on ilutUiinif. N.-itrly four hundreddrawlnw, i A un i ft vie, but w have determined to , msbe jt m-ot thp popular d, en ViV,, I,° uit tho tirnta, $o that it can bn ensiiy reached by all. I Thi-book contnlna H* Dxii inches in size, i spd c ®, a i'' ts °f lftron • ..n nnk\ It V . I Hill I tmu ' I . i Mil - • 1 . I , . | . HJ It SI BSCI.' -PTiON A(;h\C>, Boston, JlnfeH. IMcnlion this p.pt t.J WIffSTREET Vf ilillj INVESTMENTS 1 Full information supplied; how to operate on small capital. Batch a KENDALL, ba E-sohuugc PI., n. y. whore all else fails. Pleasant and agreeable to tlio EjpJl taste. Children take it without objection. By druggists. P^a The Latest -i- Craze! Whoever gives tic true Bcientiflc explanatit nof this pheiuun nou aill leu public benefactor 10 Cents, WAHTiSD--The Biggest Blom-er in the Country. We have a letter of acknowledgment on tliitf marvelous scientific toy from the Executive Mansion, Wnnhingtou, D. C. $-<>* MAILED TO ANY \DPRESS ON RECEIPT OF 15 CENTS. Liberal dif count to tic trade. IWIIAfJON CO., I.* Vandewater Street, New York City. she said naively: "Is there anything con taminating in the profession?" ller fa ther lived to be nearly 50 and he never had a decayed tooth. None of lier fam ily or friends were ever troubled. She never hoard of an Eskimo who had auy j thing but sound teeth. Mr. White found ■ Miss Krarer's needs from a dental point of view, to be quite as great as those of any average American lady, all of it de veloped, she declared, since coming to America.—[Lewiston I .Me.) Journal. in long standing, complicated and ob stinate cases. Do not expect speedy relief and cure, but have a mind of your own, and when you have decided to seek a cure of your malady through the medium of this wonderful medi cine, show a little will - power and tenacity of purpose, and you will, in due time, rejoice in the complete res toration of your health and strength. The " Favorite Prescription " is the only medicine for woman's peculiar ills guaranteed to give satisfaction in every case, or money refunded. A large Treatise (100 pages, illus trated), on Woman : Iler Diseases and their Cure, sent in plain, sealed envel ope, on receipt of ten cents, in stamps. Address, WORLD'S DISPENSARY MED ICAL ASSOCIATION, NO. 66il Main St., Buffalo, N. Y. STANLEY'S j Au'iiis Wanted, mml your own, and oddices ofall Booiv A vent A vou km >w, nud we will send you u cony I /m. P. W. Zieglerx Co., Cher-taut-t., Phlla., Pa, l!i| A ' T'lTl':\ 'I., IO I-.. I Ith Si., Nerv York City. CHICHESTER'S ENCI-ISH ! PENNYROYAL PILLS neo CROSS DIAMOND BRAND. futoand uiwayt n-llable. Ladlen. A 1 ?" S\ V-AM. *'\ r..r Diamond Brand, in jS\ B ni- C!!.- l.ox . c tiled with blue ywV\ jTX Take no other. All pills \*ASr "Wx iKA V,N 'p paitobciurd ti..xe., pink wrappers. are >Sr I / "~ tj( dangerous counterfeits. Send -Ic. v I *• jlr ' , '* n 'l ,s - fnr i articular*, testimonials and V t"* & "Relief for Ludlow,"in letter, l return fr ninth Name Paper. t'kirbwtcr the w-i Co., Madbon Sq., I'liils., En AFTER ALL OTHERS FAIL CONSULT BR. LOBB North Fifteenth St., Philadelphia, Ph., fo the lieutmcut of Blood Poisons, Skin Kruptious Nervous Complaints, Bright's Disease, Strlcturea Impoteney and kindred diseases, no matter of how long standing or front what cause originating UTTen days' medloltios iiu-ui n. J mall rftrr , Send for Book on HP LCI AI. IHs?IIN'h. lil&E# ii; I presence and faliysn. (* as only I O'U.'HWUAHAM.M.D.. I ftfcj awsimw/B Amsterdam, N. Y. ! tSM vrdosiybyth* Wo have sold Rig CJ for vfiUvguOfcMlMlOo. many years, and It haa W T..?fSiwsa f . vcn tho "® Bt of fffia fuctlon. D * R * DYCTTE A co • Trl'^K2S^r.ark v31.G0. Bold by Druggista