810 MOUTH JIM'S LOVE. >• j, old Spoon i b tik 0 grows mighty tall, 4 . VIV 'r ' tlie fannorg have to \hm Si 1 )$] hustle lor to pick an* crib it all; ItTtimsT 3 Whore tho pumpkins are i !' / tlie bi^oßt an> tliu I s®3W9cider crop iB prime, II yi" \ '\(f 4K*~~7 *^ n ' the home lire is the MrHir Bnu tKo ri t that IVUI M 'lvf ' Whet J tho' farms grow MVflVl' I rank with everything \l lull/hi t7r/Jy)i thttt'H tttton fer to eat, ) ' ; W/ ! ;| | \jp (I From tho apploH tho * held BO' wheat; \U Wbero peace an plenty U sots around a-singiu' of a hymn, There come in early spring A CUBS called big- Mouth Jim. Ho wasn't good to look at; ho was uglior 'n sin; His jaws protruded fearful an' his cheeks was nil sunk in ; His chin was like a dagger an' his noso was long an' hooked ; His ears was big an' droopy, like a cabbage-leaf that's cooked; His hair was sundy-colored, an'it never would lay down, But his mouth—that was the wonder of all Wyoming town; An' when he opened It to laugh it showed up mighty grim. Which was why tho people sized him up with "Big-Mouth Jim." He went to work at Thomas', jußt down the southwest rood, An' no one ever saw a chap so williu' fer to load Hisself with others' burdens, an' he never seemed to mind The way tho,others worked him while they lagged along behind; An' when the day was ended an' the field work all was done He stabled all tthe hoßses and he fed 'em, every An'then ho'd milk an'do the chores with hunger raokin' him, An' eat cold grub au' crawl to bod, would Big- Mouth Jim. You know how that thing workß, o'course; I reckon at you've hoard . About tho way the williu' Loss ft hustled on an' spurred, An - made to do three times as muoh as him 'at jest hangs back An' stid of puiliu' stoddy lets the tugs git sortor slack? Well, that's the way it was with Jim; young Thomas soeraod to think He needed slathers of hard work an' littlo eat or drink; Bo Jim worked mighty late at night an' In the mornin' dim Out of his bunk afore the rest, did Big-Mouth Jim, Ho novor soemod to mind it an' ho never made no fuBB Nor kiekod for higher wages as was reg'lar like with us; An' so wo got to dov'lln' him, mode bleove onct ho was sick An' doßod him with hoas mcdicino, a cupful at a lick; An' then wo sneaked his Sunday shoos an' spiked 'em to the floor An' spoiled 'em so they wouldn't keep out water any moro. We sprinkled sand-burrs in his bed—his sleep that night was slim— Oh, wo made it mighty jocular for Big-Mouth Jim. An' all this time he never got riled up or said a word; He seemed as sunny-tempered as a chirpin' woodland bird; But when wo grabbed his Sunday hat an' jabbed it full of holes Ho smilod so sorter Bickly like it acted like hot coals On me an' 1 let up on him, but Thomas didn't Ho hunted up somo smellin' stuff that wouldn't take a dare From any skunk 'at ever lived au' smuggled it to Tim. Who spilled itjaccidontally onJßig-Mouth Jim. Nobody couldn't stand thim near fer party nigh a week, An' when ho showed up fer his grub all us boys took a sneak; The clothes was buried by the barn an' Jim went 'bout his work, Which all this time kep' growin', but he never w as no shirk,* An' took it jest as choerful as the measloy jokoa wo playod. An' the' novor was an instance of a single kick he made; Ho was full of ripe good nature an' of kindness to the brim, An' ho couldu' patently git mad, this Big-Mouth Jim. But one day young Bill Thomas—he was mighty mean an' low- Was ornerier'n ovor an' ho had to up au' go An' slap his cousin Jennie durin'dinner-time when Jim Was eutin'—have you ever seen a cat jump from a limb? Well, then you know how Jim he jumped and grabbed his boss' throat, An' then he stood uu' shook him till he couldn't pipe a note; An' when the raßcal turned to fight ho jest lam basted him An' used him up most scandalous, did Big- Mouth Jim. The fun of tlio whole bizness was that old man Thomas swore That Jim was right in all he did, an' wouldn't bounce him, nor Allow him to bo put upon or bullyragged agin ; But portection wasn't needed, for nobody cared to win Distinction as the second man as Big-Mouth had lickod; So Jim went on la-workin' like before he ever kicked An' everybody stood in ftwo an' much respected him, An tho world begin to brighten up for Big-Mouth Jim. Then one day ol' Mis' Thomas, who was watchin' things quits sly, Give Jim a kind o' gentle hint—a twinkle in her An' Jim, who hadn't never hoped to havo a word to say, Was made to sorter realize his love want thro wed away; He couldn't scarce believe it, but he braced his nerve ami wont To Jennie, an' he told her how he loved hor, all content To jest say nothin'.an' be round where Bho might smile on him, : But now ho hoped she'd be tho wile of Big-Mouthl Jim. An' Jennie—well, if you're a man, you know 1 how women are; When love's woigued in the balanoe they ain't Fer fancy togs an' beauty—what they want's A a good plain man ; Thoy ain't a-findin' nary fault with Nature's general plan. Tho rest of it all happened like a story or • Tlie wed' Tin ' was all reg'lar in the good old-fash ionod way, An' when tho least was ovor an the lamps was burnin' dim, Old Thomas sprung a big surprise on Big-Mouth Jim, He told how Jennie's parents had both died when she was small, An' how thoy loft to him in trust for her their farm an' all; An' how slio was of ago that day an' he allowed 'at slio Would henceforth need the title deeds to all hor propertv; Well, Jiui wus all kerflummuxed like, but Jen nie simply took The deeds an'give'em to him with a mighty - meltiu'iook. -——. Tney settled down quit* cozy like, their oup filled to the briin. An' love lias showered blessings down on Big- Mouth Jim. —Chicago Times. Keep Cool. I mean, don^ losing your £l*. US' J^ teni Poraud head at v 7 ~ the same lime. I w34££dl#?i@® have figured it out that worry kills B. more men, causes * show itself, and pro- Jffijß-Jy; duces more wrinkles on men's faces than base-ball, taxes, and politics. Life is too short and people should be too busy to get angry. If a man calls me a liar I naturally would be in clined to fight, but my philosophy comes to my rescue. In the first place, if I deny his statement he may be inclined to back it up with his fists, and I may be whipped. In the second place, lam a liar or I am not. The assertion that I am one does not alter the facts in the case. If I have told a lie, I am a liar and it is poor policy to be averse to having the truth told to me. If 1 have not told a lie, then the assertion of the man that I am a liar is false, and the man himself is what he was pleased to call me. Engaging in brawl will not determine the truth of the matter, no difference whether I am the victor or not. Then, as I said, there is always the possibility that I may be whipped. It is hard on your clothes, your eyes, and vour religion to be ill-tempered. You lose half the enjoyment of life, and go hunting around to find some thing you would be better off without. The history of the world shows that few really great men were in the habit of getting mad and smashing things, and those few would have been greater men if they had been more smooth tempered. I admire the man who can knock the rutliau down, or kick at being imposed on, and still maintain an unrullled ex terior. Such a man impresses one as being truly great, and at the same time one who thoroughly enjoys life. He gets the best of everything, and has more friends than he can count. His wife and children are like him, and nothing disturbs the even tenor of his life. When a man is mail he will do more damage in a minute than he can repair in a month, and will make his friends and relatives see what a weak and silly fellow he is after all. He fumes and frets, is always busy, and is ex ceptionally likely to ho mad at meal time. He would be provoked at receiv ing a pension, and thegreetingof Saint Peter will not suit him. It is a habit, and completely controls him. But the habit of being provoked at trifles can be overcome, and thrice blessed is the man who never gets mad. — Chicago Ledger. The Indians. A writer in the Century, who has no faith in the Indian Bchools, and who ignores facts well known to persons who have taken au interest in the In dian question, says: If anything is done to relieve the condition of the Indian tribes it must be a scheme which begins at the bot tom aud takos tho "whole outfit," as a Western man would say, in its scope. If these measures of relief are at all tardy, before we realize it the wild In dian tribes will be, as some writer has said, "loafers and outcasts contending with the dogs for kitchen scraps in Western villages." They have all raised stock successfully when not interfered with or not forced by insufficient ra tions to ent up their stock cattle to ap pease their hunger, and 1 have never heard that Indians were not made of soldier stuff. A great many Western garrisons have their corps of Indian scouts. In every case they prove efficient. They are naturally the finest irregular cav alry on the face of this globe, and with an organization similar to the llussiau Co/sacks, they would do the United States great good and become gradual ly civilized. An irregular cavalry is every year a more and more important branch of the service. Any good cav alry officer could, I believe, take a command of Indians anil rido around the world without having a piece of bacon, or a cartridge, or a horse issued by his Government. So far as effective police work in tho West is concerned, tho corps of Indian scouts do nearly all of that service now. They all like to be enlisted into the service, uni versally obev orders, and are never Bislnval " * A Wearisome Subject. People who are completely absorbed in their own own personality make the grave error of supposing that the subject of which they never tire is equally interesting to others; hence, if they "enjoy poor health," it is their habit to give effusivo descriptions of numerous aches and pains to whom soever they meet. Now, illness, of all things in tho world, is the least inter esting, and even in one's own family soon becomes tiresome. Sympathy called upon too often becomes to a cer tain degree lessened. We can each re call too many people who make bodily ills the stock subject for conversation in anil out of season, and a feeling oi depression inevitably follows their minute recital. We ought not to ig nore real illness and expect it to leave or pass by ns because of our non recognition, but we need not draw tho shadow of disease about our family gatherings and gala days by describ ing every little pain " that lias wearied us. How the Arabs Make' Tea. The mistress of the tent, plncing a large kettle on the fire, wiped it care fully with a horse's tail, filled it with 1 water, and threw in some coarse tea and a little salt. When this was near the boiling point she tossed the tea about with a brass ladle until the liij ■uor became very brown, and then it was poured off into another vessel. Cleansing the kettle as before, tlie woman set it again on the fire in order to fry a paste of meal and fresh butter. Upon this tho tea and some thick cream was tlien poured, the laille put iu req uisition again, and after a time tho whole taken off the fire anil set aside to cool. Half-pint wooden mugs wore handed around and the tea ladle* into them, this tea forming moat and drink and satisfying both hunger and thirst. However made, tea is a blessed inven tion for the weary traveler. THE destruction of ine rumple 01 Heaven by fire at Pekin was an un looked for event. It was probably not insured, as fire in that direction is not dreaded, STUFF AND NONSENSE. GAINING ground—The successful real estate man. THE proprietor of a crematory is de pendent upon his urniugs. LANDLADY —How do you like your eggs? New boarder—Fresh. "AZURE cure for the blues" sounds rather cerulean as well as paradox ical. HE —Darling, will you love when I'm gone? bhe—Yes; if you are not too far gone. WHO can give us the name and ad dress of the shoemaker that first tried to cobble stones ? REPUBLICS were ever ungrateful. We put our great men on postage stamps, and then punch their heads. AN old maid said she wished she was an auctioneer, for then it would be per fectly proper to say, "Make me an offer." A WRITER takes aw hole column in a newspaper to tell "What We Drink," while another has simply to wink at the bartender. ED —My grandfather died to-night. Al—And 1 suppose you will have to pay for the funeral? Ed—Oh, no, the city pays the expenses; grandpa was hung. MRS. SHAW, the whistler, separated ! from her husband a few years ago and earns her own living. We suppose she asked him for money and he said she might whistle for it, so she did. AN old man of our acquaintance says he was born at the wrong time. "When I was young," he says, "young men were of no account, and now that I am old, old men are of no account." "YES, sail," said Maj. Riffle, "the Kentuckians are a courageous set of men, sah. Brave and self-reliant in any peril." "That's very true," replied Billy Bliveu. "I never knew one of them to take water." WOMAN (to tramp) Want some thing to cat, eh? Well, here's some cold hash. Tramp—But I haven't got anything to eat it with. Woman —Just keep on a little further and you'll find a fork in the road. JIMSON —Great heavens! old man, what have you been doing with your self? Why, you're covered with mud from head to foot! Wilson— l dined in a Bowery restaurant, and a waiter upset a cup of coffee on me. NEPHEW (trying to make a good im pression)— Uncle, this port is excel lent. Uncle —Well I should think so; it is fifty years old. Nephew—By Jove, you don't say so! What a superb wine it must have been once! MR. GALL —I wonder what you were dreaming about last night? You reached out and patted the marble top of the table and smiled. Mrs. Gall— Oh, I remember now. I dreamed I was patting you on the cheek. GILDED youth (to charming young lady whom he meets on the cars)-—Aw, good morning, Miss Dasher. Glad to meet you. We do not see as much of you now as we did when wo were at j the beach for the bathing. "WHAT'S the matter, Eddie ?" "Willie Thomas has gone and moved out of this street, boo-hoo." "Well, don't cry; there are plenty of other little boys in the neighborhood to play with." " Y-e-s, b-u-the's theo-n-l-y one I could i-i-c-k." DISENCHANTMENT. While wo gftzo in admiration On a Hwoot and radiant lass, And think only swyotost music Through thoao coral lips can pasa. We'ro awfully tthoekod to see her Down the garden pathway stride, And hear her cry. "Say, Johnniocomoin, Or mother will tan your hide I" MRS. WICKWIUB —lf woman were given tho credit she deserves, I don't think man would bo quite as prominent in tho world's hisrory. Mr. Wickwire —I guess you are right. If she could get all the credit she wanted, he'd be in the poorkouse. WHERE he put his faith: Long suffering Wife—How do yon expect a woman to provide vittals and drink when vou don't bring home no cash Saturday night? Husband—Why, M'rier, tho grocer and the butcher aiu't moved, has they? NERVOUS Gentleman—Now, be care ful how you drive, cabby, and go slow ly over the stones, for I hate to be shaken. And mind you pull up at the right house, and look out for those dreadful steam cars. Cnbbv—Never fear, sir, I'll do my best. And which 'orspital would you wish to be taken to, sir, incase of an accident? A COOLER ON THE SEA SHORE. Miss Boston—"You will please excuse me, Mr. Scliraubstader; I believe mother is calling me." Mr. Sohraubstader—"Whycertainly, with pleasure."— Cliicaijo Ledger. The Calendar We Are Living Under. In the Blank Grammar School yes terday the divisions of time were under consideration in the class. The teacher had explained the origin of the Gre gorian calendar and recounted the diffi culties which arose from the Augustan calendar, and noted tho reluctance of the Greek church to adopt the reform ed arrangement of time. Then he turned to the class and said: "Under what calendar are we living now ?" Silence on the part of the class. But presently the smallest hoy of tho lot piped out shrflly: "Under the life inßuraucc calendar.' Huston Transcript. A Professional llitcli. A middle-aged farmer came to a young Vermont minister the other day and said: "Parson, I don't want to trouble ye too much, but I wish ye'd tie tho knot for me and 'Lizebeth again." "Why so?" asked the young man. "Weren't you legally married before?" "les, I suppose so," was the reply, "but 'twas done by a jnstico of the peace and was a kinder clieap job. I'd be williu' to pay two dollars for a ginooine perfeshional hitch." —■ Bur lington Free Press. 'THE childish miss resents a kiss and runs the other way, but when at last some years have passe/1, it's different they say. ' IT is muehTJelter to have your gold in the hand than in the haart. NOTES AND COMMENTS. MISTRESS MARGARET SCHREINER, of Chi (ago, declares the Commercial A(l- I vertiser, is now languishing in a Cook county peneteutiary, to which li • was ; seu en eil l'or ten y es ate. It is a principal of law tint no n au can take advantage of his own crime or laches, but possibly Mis. Sohreiner ! thinks that, bung a woman, she is en titled to better things. As she looks a 1 | her ease it must s em much like that of the two French brothers who tried out their fat old father for the oil he would yield and who, when brought in guilty of murder, wore recommended to judi cial clemency 011 the ground that the e were extenuating circumstances. The extenuating circumstances wore that they "we.e orphans." ATTENTION has been directed to tlio banana Balk and leaf as sources of fibre supply. It is said that fibre s of the stalk of a silky finen ss can l e obtaino I of a length varying from five to nine 1 feet. "We remember," says the Maim- ( facturers' Record, "seeing masses of this fibre in the Florida exhibit at the Atlanta Cotton Exposition in 1881. The 1 cultivation of the banana is increasing j in that State, and its consequent oppor tunity for producing a long fibre must be in the ;amo latin. If the banana fibre has all the qualities its advocates ascribe to it, it would be well for men engaged in textile indus ries, in twino 1 and in small rope manufiic'ures to get 1 samples of it and submit it to such tests ' as will determine its practical value. Should it prove to be all that is claimed for it, then our Central American and Wo st Jnd an neighbors, as well as our Florida friends, would have a new article added to their already \aluublelist of 1 native products." THE islands of the Pacific, have been the sphere of some of the greatest trnns formations in history. Among these the story of New Zealand is by 110 means lc ast exciting. It is a land 1,500 miles long from north to south, full of great resources, agricultural and other wise, enriched with some of the most romantic scenery 011 the face of the \ globe, lofty waterfalls, towering snow clad soutliein Alps rising 12,000 feet, and beautiful stietches of coast. The change has been most wondeiful. New Zealand has GOG,OOO happy, prosperous inhabitants, poverty is little known, the cities are full of cmi fort and taste, and the whole people are worthy tmd intelli gent. Easiness is thriving, improve ments are of vast extent, and a solid basis for the life of tlio colony is as sured. There is room for ten times as many inhabitants, and the next fifty years will find a gi\ at increase in the population. THE Minister of Na'ional Defense of I Hungary is to bo impeached upon what, at this distance, seems like trivial ground. Wben the Emperor visited Mouor recently to inspect the cavalry . manoeuvres, the Austrian imperial colors ■ were raued upon the building which served as headquarters. The display ex cited a gnat deal of unfavoiable com ment, and during tlio night some un known person tore the Hag down and threw it into a ditch. The Emperor was very angry, and domamled that the an- I thor of the "shameful outrage" should be severely punished. Unfortunately, | the ting was removed so quietly that 110 one has been found who could 1 o mado responsible, and the Minis er of Defense is to be made the s a egoat. THERE is 110 apparent limit to the feats of instantaneous photography, it has caught 1 all players in the act of t pitehin . running base-*, striking a ball and catching a tty. It bus j hotogi a; bed | running and trotting horses, and it has taken a successful piefci re of a Hash of lightn n/. Until lately it has stopp d at a bullet shot from a rifie, but by an ingenious 1s; of electricity even that swift and diminutive object has been photographed. The camera is provided | with an extremely se isitive plate, anil the bullet is tiro lin a dark room. As it j:a ses the camera it breaks an e'e trio current by which it is illuminated for j an imtant, when its image is transfixed on tlio sensitive plate. ONE of tlio youngest monarelis in the world is King Ti antai, potentate cf Annam. He is nine years of ag very precocious aid fully conscious of the importance of his position. He is solemn and thoughtful, disdains chi'd isli sports, and s a nds all his time in the s: elusion of his palace, stu lying, conversing with ngid c mll ollor.s an I j poring over books and munusarip s. 110 is learning Chinese and Fioucli, and shows remarkable aptitude in the a qui- j sit ion of foreign t ngr.es. l b is very arbitary and oat ng, and his teachers stand in groat awe of him. WHILE the world at large has been in terested of lato in vario s matters of in ternational importance, a change of ad- ( min stration has taken place in a Euro- | pean State which 1 as bee 1 left almost unnoticed. The new i egents of the Republic of San Marino—l> menioo Battoiiand Marino >i *oliuo have en- i te< ed upon the discha ge of their diffi cult duties. Jn their opening address they declared it a fund 111 enftil principle of their p ogiamine to livo in p nee with the States of Euiopo and the rest of the world. %Sotp siq .I9A'> swop qnnpw 'piroq snopuopiqs 11 pun 'oqmqsn nu Suidoo.ws osu.uumt i n pun 'ogou qvq v qpAv 'pfuq tqinh 'qpiid ui pun ui inoq qinid it s>moq 'ointfij pisso o.> v"si OH vdAh ii.usfi'o ) ]]•) -ousnpj u ouioooq s. q t .leutroni ui puu oons.u<>(ldti ui ILLOJ] THE art a of the unreel aim d swamp and marsh land in the Unite 1 States which can 1 e drained and b ought under cultbatii n is equal to that of all tlio ; cultivated lands, or nearly 800,000,000 ; | acres. Much of this land could be re- j I claimed without great diiHculty or ex | pense, and would make farm-land of j great value. An Old Slave's Return. John Hardin (colored), of Ottawa, Canada, who ran away a slave from Flemingsburg, Ky., in 1840, went back the other day to gather up his family, | He has prospered since his fiight. liei found one son whom he left a prattling 1 child, a grandfather. The rest of the j family were dispersed in some slave sale, and all truce is lost.*—[Cincinnati j Enquirer, A Patient Entomologist. Professor Lintner, a bugolist, Rays that thoie are a million sp • ies of in sects in tlio world. The fact that the insect tribe is so numerous is not re markable as thai Professor Lin tor should have hid enough time and pu tiene Jto travel ar mnd tlio world count ing them.— [Norristown Herald. " 'Mid pleasure* and palaces, tho' wo may Be it vo so humble, there's no placo like home," eqpecial-y if blessed with a wife whoio hours are not spent in misery caused by those drug- King-dowu Paius arising from weaknesses no ouliur to hor 9Qg. 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Flowers can be kept fresh for somo timo if a pinch of soda is added to the water. If every woman in this land knew for herself the actual quality of Dobbins'* Electric Soap, no other w ashing soap could be sold. Millions do use i, but other millions have never tried it. Have yout Ask your grocer for it. A scheme is on foot to construct a railroad up the Jungfraa. U4ts. u ENJOYS | Both the method and results when tiyrup of Figs is taken j it is pleasant | and refreshing to the taste, and acta gen tly yet promptly on the Kidneys, Liver and Bowels, cleanses the sy> I tem effectually, dispels colds, head aches and fevers and cures habitual j constipation. Syrun of Figs is the only remedy of ita kind ever -ro | duced, pleasing to the taste and rc ceptable to the Btomach, prompt in ! its action and truly beneficial in its I j effects, prepared only from the moßt liealthy and agreeable substances, j its many excellent qualities com ' mend it to all and have made it | the most popular remedy known. Syrup of Figs is for sale in 50 i and $1 bottles by all leading drug gists. Any reliable druggist who may not have it on hand will pro j cure it promptly for any one who wishes to try it Do not accept j any substitute. CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP CO. SAN FRANCISCO, CAL. LOUISVILLE, KV, NEW YORK, H.Y. "F *ol' WISH ' I, | | , - ! ; Eratoa^wn'u 0 * wesson 1 llrit. choice of all expert*. uWSSI Manufactured In calibre* 32, 38ami Vl-liO. Sin- MgaOj rte or double action, Safety Hommerless and I'nr.TRET model*. Constructed entirely of HE MI QUAL ity w kiii uln ateel, carefully Inspected for wort' manshift ami stock, they are unrivaled fur tlni-.li, dti ro In liiv n nil nrctirnry. I)onot bodeix-i vod l.y cheap inn II en hie cnnt-ii-011 linlr n i i OHM which are often sold for the genuine article and nr.- not . onlv unreliable, but dangerous. The SMITH & WESSON ltevolvers are ail atauiind upon the bar rels with iirm'ti name, nddriHM ami dates of patents and are ouurii ntrnl perfect in every detail. In sist upon having tho genuine article, and If your dealer cannot supply you an order sent to adaroas , below will receive prompt and careful attention, i Deacrptlveoataloifue and prions furnished upon up plicaton. SMITH & WESSON, ; WHtteutlon this paper. gprluglleld, Maes. nnill&l HABIT. Only Certnln and IIP 111 &V eniyi I RKIn the WorlJ. I)r. j U I IU Ifl J. J.. STEPHENS, 1t ' ill; BASE BALL , "S::DS-' SENT FREE StfßSSSfti aSSM" ' Theodore Holland. I*. O. Box I -Ml, I'll iI a, I'll. The Latest Craze! JL UNCLE SAM P|||la THE MYSTERY. PATENT APPLIED FOR. Whoever gives the true scientific explanation of this phenomenon will bo a public benefactor. ID Gents. T 110 Cents. WANTED—The Biggest Blower in the Country. We have a letter of acknowledgment on this marvelous scientific toy front the Executive Mansion, Washington, I>. C. ttaTMAILED TO ANY ADDRESS ON RECEIPT OF 15 CENTS. Liberal discount to the trade. PARAGON CO., 15 Vamlewnter Street, New York City. StJACOBS5 t JACOBS oib For Neuralgia. "Cured/ How and on llour Ago f • At Druggists and Dealers. THE CHARLES A. VOGELER CO.. Baltimore, M 4. OPIUM HABIT. I A. VuluaMe Treatise Glvlnd I lull lotortfiiiUon of no Buy and Siwly cure.lrte 1M Uwumiouu Dil J. c.lu.rrrm ;a^p,wucoaiaa HAVE A CAB? When you are addressed as above, your first im pulse is to look at the driver. If the day be stormy and the driver is a wise man, you will linil that he wears a " Fish brand Slicker," and he will tell you that he is as comfortable on the box as his passen ger in the cab, and that for his business this coat is invaluable. When you get once inside a " Fish llraud Slicker," there s no such thing as weather for you. It doesn't make the smallest difference whether it rains, hails, sleets, snows, or blows. You are absolutely and solidly comfortable. Get one at once. No danger of your not liking it after ward It is a waste <>f money to buy any other j waterpioof coat. They are worthless after a few weeks of hard usage. Beware of worthless im itations, every garment stamped with the " Fish Brand " Trade Mark. Don't accept any inferior coat when you can have the " Fish Brand Slicker" delivered without extra cost. Particulars and illustrated catalogue free. I A. J. TOWER, - Boston, Massi FRAZER^fM IE9T IN THE WORLD UIILMOC KW Get the Genuine. Bold Eret nrhere. AFTER ALL OTHERS FAIL CONSULT DR. LOBB 34R North Fifteenth Si„ Philadelphia, Pa., foe I tlto treatment of Blood Poisons, -Skin Eruptions. J Nervous Complaints, Bright's Disease, Strictures, lin potency and kindred diseases, no matter of how j long standing or from what cause originating S Jr-Ten days' medicines furnished by mail rnrr ItiH.k iiii Sl'l'.f'l V I. l)i*fii*-c-. rlfkCa dors N Bi rRI & Md th > li r *lr fiEjf "' U ' lK Amt'fdiu'."'. vl |yl If fd only by the We have sold Big Ci for Elßvini ChsalCil Od. many years, and It has Irak _ given the best of satis* faction 181.00. Bold by Druggists." Y7~V*l\ , FREE, r^fCT\ -V vcmvt C,O\L?V.UAQU vWI sad perfMtly pw# COMPLEXION** kiuM.' i... :.r. . i aa