So rmitage. Some handsome two- are for the in- 1ests who were ing young fron- was elected to owing year he nt to fill a seat senate, not so ambitious him- wanted to lift L social position s pride in her, gned, served a of the Supreme 1d then, happy e was through ed forward to r of his years r at The Her- he War of 1812 » again—as the ee volunteers lians who had In January, Creeks in two ded the war in [orseshoe Bend . As the result m he was made regular army. he British were 'w Orleans and | army of 2,000 of the most history—defeat- h veterans and a greater loss ree. im the hero of in his triumph . For he sent w Orleans and he frontier won rranddames of aturalness and jousness. They set of topaz ind ball in her Victor of New her out as his ng partner, mn had become the promise of 1 store for him, hoped that he ssee and in the mitage recuper- had been shat- ampaigns. But ther ambition As the Presi- 824 drew near ng for her fa- date. He made st popular vote, college John )y Henry Clay, ther campaign son was a can- of 1828 was a more Jackson's charge of his kson withheld ction was over, ardently than could vindicate her the First it would be her hose who spoke of the election 1 Hickory.” 2 to the Hermit-: fter much per- Nashville to ob- eping with her or of being ther not one which her husband’s she planned to "ashington and While seated in hotel in Nash- rself discussed 1S hampering a e. For the first r horrified ears been circulated er husband had rom her knowl- d she returned stunned. she suffered a h she failed to » desire to live, roken man sat ss to aid her. th her died all Jackson. paper Union.) rm — on is mst at) rr CR ane A ———— cars LIGHTS OF NEW YORK By WALTER TRUMBULL This may be old, but it was told to me as an unpublished story, There 18 a man in New York who liked to have people around him, so he used to keep open house on Sunday after- noons. It got so that a good many persons came regularly to eat, drink, KANSAS GIRL CHAMP Miss year-old freshman in Kansas Agricul- "tural college, has been declared the outstanding 4-H club girl in the United Florence Melchert, twenty- States. She went from her home in "Franklin county, Kansas, to the Inter- national Live Stock show at Chicago to receive the trophy given by Sena- tor George H. Moses of New Hamp- shire. smoke and talk. The man, while not rich, was pretty well off and, at vari- ous times, helped some of his visitors financially over tough spots in the road. He felt that they were his friends. Many of them didn’t need any help. Sunday afternoons were gay affairs, . LI Then came the crash and the man was wiped out. The next Sunday he made a little speech, He said he was embarrassed, but the truth was that he had been caught out on a limb in the falling stock market and was flat broke. He hoped to get back on his feet, but he was broke now, “But I still have this apartment,” he said, “and I hate to see these pleasant Sunday afternoons discontin- ued. We still could meet here, but— and it isn’t easy to say—I haven't money enough just now even to pro- vide things to eat, drink and smoke. I thought, if you each would put in two or three dollars, we could buy some ‘stuff and still continue these pleasant times.” : The guests assented with enthusi- asm; but the next Sunday none of them arrived. They haven't been back since. » .- 9 A writer got what he thought was a fine chance to show a new play with an amateur dramatic club, in a town near New York. - He induced several well-known producers to at- tend® the try out. One ig scene showed a mother discovering a man, who had been her lover, making vio- lent love to her daughter. The moth- er was supposed to enter in sports clothes, hat the woman who played the part had heard that there would ’ Bealeodeateedredroduedoatueosgontesfosteootrogsetoatostiatidsatsatestoatoots < TET ee ce. o oo 3 £ WHAT WE MOST 3 3 x % DESIRE ® o & | 3 4 By THOMAS ARKLE CLARK 3 3 Dean of Men, University of » & Illinois. & Eee tod David, all things considered, was a pretty human and a pretty successful man. It is not an easy job being king, I imagine, but Da- vid stands out with all of his human weaknesses as the ideal ruler and the ideal man. Per- haps there is a rea- son why. He says in one of his psalms: “One thing y have I desired ... that will I seek after.” He had a high purpose and a determination to accomplish it. Most of us want too many things and so often miss getting or doing much of anything worth while, Story, whom I have known for some years, has a good mind, I think, and husky, healthy body. He has, in addi- tion, a college degree which should have given him some balance and some training. He has drifted from one thing to another, however, for the last ten years and always with en- thusiasm. When he joined church I thought he would be a power for good among our young people, but he has scarcely seen inside of the church since. He is too busy. He was going to be a teacher when he entered col- lege—economics or accountancy or something like that. Then it was business, law, the consular service, a half dozen other things, and’ up to date it has really been nothing per- manent, for he no sooner is possessed of one desire than he is seized with another. He has the desires, but he does not seek after them very long and so realizes nothing. I have watched my young nephews just getting ready for high school with a great deal of interest. They are strong, healthy, active young savages full of desires of all sorts. Eating and play and adventure and new ex- periences all take their attention and fill up their time. But since they were ten they have been hero wor- shipers. They have had one idol and one great desire. Their idol is an athlete, and their one great desire is one day to gain athletic glory, to be in the game, to carry the ball, to clear the bar, to make the long plunge in the water, and then to see their pic- tures in the metropolitan paper the following morning and to read all about it. They train constantly, they practice winter and summer in doors and out. They run and jump and hurdle wherever and whenever they may be. They have scales in their sleeping room to weigh themselves at regular intervals to see how their physical development is coming on. They go to bed early in order that The Truant A BOY MAY MENTALLY es STAY OUY OF SCHOOL AMD YET RECEIVE 100% FOR REGULAR { ATTENDANCE o “ lw} notables In the audience and, at tne last moment, decided that she would be more effective in a negligee. When the time for her entrance ar- rived, she was making the change. * . - The pair on the stage sprang apart at the proper cue; but no mother ap- peared. They made love some more; still no mother. The situation grew strained. Finally, the girl impro- vised, “I thought I heard mother,” she said. “I'd better go see where she is,” and she walked off stage. The man, left alone, opened books, lit cigarettes and stalled for some moments, but there was no sign of mother or daughter, so he said: “I must see what has become of them,” and he walked off, leaving the stage empty, By this time the visiting producers were In hysterics and the curtain fell on another play gone wrong, * LE A man never really is fat until he commences to catch his safety razor in the folds of his double chin. - - »- There is a handsome doorman in front of a Fifth avenue apartment who looks like a German drill ser- geant. He spends all day marching up and down, calling taxis and open- ing automobile doors. The other night an inhabitant of the apartment house discovered what the doorman did with his evenings. He saw him standing stiffly in front of an armory; probably waiting for some one to come out and put a uniform on him, 30 he would feel free to call a taxi. a (©, 1930, Bell Syndicate.) THE PATTON COURIER Eulalia Tasso Go brings her $1,200,000 report that she is 1 ©z, an Argentine infant, who possesses a fortune which annum. It was revealed by a recent government biggest income tax payer in the Republic. To Restore Queen’s Toy Village Paris.—Plans made to be sent to Austria by Marie Antoinette to prove that she was falsely accused of ex- travagance in building her hamlet of doll houses at Versailles have been found and are to be used in restoring the hamlet to its original condition. A favorite resort of tourists and students of history has been this fra- gile, imitation village of peasant houses in which the queen, bored by the formality of courts, used to play at life on the farm. But in recent years its houses, built only to serve as playthings, have been falling into ruin. And had it not been for the Rockefeller repair fund the ruin would probably have become com- plete. Most of the interiors are bleak ex- panses of bared lath, corners black with cobwebs and floors rotting. The thatched roof of Marie Antoinette’s own little cottage in the village has fallen in, and the hole is now covered with tarpaulin. Six months ago a tall poplar fell on the little imitation mill, crushing an angle of the roof and causing a whole wall to lean. they may get a proper amount of sleep. They drink no coffee; they use no tobacco; they eschew whatever is said to be detrimental to the growing athlete. They read books on how to play the various games in which they are interested and like David they can say “One thing have I desired; that will I seek after.” One of these days you are going to read in the newspapers that Bob is captain of his college football team and that John has broken the record in the pole vault, for what we most desire and constantly seek after we are likely to win. (©. 1930 Western Newspaper Union.) Repaint Kissing Gates Rayleigh, England.—Three of the six kissing-gates in Loveland are to be repainted. The entire hamlet just foul a wreck as anythi: zone in 1918. Money available for restoration raised a new problem. [low did the hamlet look when it was first built in the Eighteenth century? where in looks as the war- any of the archives cou 1s show- ing the color and texture the orig- inal walls be found. It known, moreover, that the restor n made some 40 years ago was > guess- work and probably inaccurat In the library of the D of Fer- rara in Mondene, Italy, 1 price- less “album” of original ings of the hamlet made by Micket, the archi- tect who built it. They were colored drawings. The queen had had the little book made to s ck to her home in Austria to prove to her fam- ily that the hamlet was after all a simple little affair and not the king- dom-bankrupting folly which rumor had made it. The book never got to Vienna. Marie Antoinette had to answer to the French revolution on the charge of reckless extravagance, and the click of the guillotine ended the argument about it. Patrice Bonnet, chief architect of the Chateau of Versailles, has been to Italy to copy Mickel’s colored drav- ings. It is from these that the ha: let is to be reconstructed. One of the discoveries made in the album is that the hamlet when new was a faked antique. It was built not to look like a new hamlet, but like one weathered and softened by time. 3uilt in the reign of Louis XVI, it looked as antique as if it had been there since the time of his great-great- grandfather. The renewed hamlet will be exact- ly as Marie Antoinette saw it first, with a toy wooden mill wheel in the toy mill stream, and with some of the accretions of later years removed. Only it will be stronger, for hidden in the toy houses will be frames of reinforced concrete that will prevent any such general collapse as makes the hamlet a dilapidated ruin today. FOR THE AFTERNOON This creation of midas gold crepe, trimmed with black crepe and ma- chine embroidery, makes a smart mod- el for afternoon wear. The blouse features bell-shaped sleeves, and the flare in the skirt starts above the knee in inset panels. A black felt turban, rose beige chiffon hose and black leather pumps are worn. It is a gown formal enough for afternoon tea and not too fussy for business engagements. Disasters for ’31 Are Predicted Paris.—Mme, Delmas-Fraya, famous soothsayer and confidante of sev- eral great political figures, predicts that 1931 will see the end of Fascism in Italy and a violent revolution in Germany, accompanied by economic and material catastrophes in every part of the globe, “I see,” she says, “the violent death of Italy's greatest statesman followed by a complete transformation of the political regime. Germany will be tormented by revolutions causing eco- nomic and financial ruin, “Argentina and Brazil have not yet completed their political revolutions and -there will be several violent changes, * without great bloodshed, during 1931. Spain also wil] be tossed upon the stormy sea of political con- vulsions.” Madame Fraya prophesies that war is fast approaching in Europe but that 1931 will be passed under the constant panic of war without actual fighting, During this time France will continue to consolidate its position through the efforts of a “young man” whose SUCH IS LIFE-BZZZZ 7/, TA Junior, wy aren [7 & YOU IN BED? AV, THERE'S AN OU MOSQU political star has not as yet arison. “I am afraid,” she laments, “that the coming year has many unhappy events in store for the world. The United States will be even harder hit by the economic depression, but will emerge victorious from the struggle. The women of America will play a large part in the re-establishment of financial and economic order. “Europe will be tested by violent tempests and earthquakes while simi- lar cast throughout the world will take thousands of lives.” astrophes © By Charles Sughroe Baby Large Income Tax Payer " flutterings there, hut nothing more RE — Eternal War on Plant Insects and Diseases On the old apple tree that used to stand by our garden gate, where we learned the mysteries of mumble-ty- peg and where, on moonlight sum- mer nights, as we devoutly believed, fairies came to dance, there was never a devilish insect or ruinous wilt. The hees would swarm in April to gather future honey and in autumn golden butterflies would hold farewell sinister Year after year fruitage followed blossom without a misad- venture. Little boys needed eastor oil, especially when apples were green, hut the tree was sufficient unto itself in all matters: of physie, Sprays were unheard of. So, too, with the peach orchard and with the figs, except for an occasional plague of June bugs, many of which met with condign punishment at the end of a piece of string. Horticulture was then a pastime. Now it is a battle. Hostile insects and plant disease entail upon our country an annual loss of $3.000,000,000. Thus report the captains of the federal Depart- ment of Agriculture, and we take their word without question. “The unfortunate thing is,” they ominous- ly add, “that the end is not yet. Each year adds new pests and new diseases at an alarming rate. Only by adoption of the most efficient methods of control and eradication can we’ hope eventually to triumph over these apparently insignificant enemies,” Moths, beetles, borers and what-not are swooping upon us as menacingly as Goths and Vandais upon ancient Rome. This is no rhetorical flourish, reader. Consider the Mediterranean fruit fly. What other incursion of undesirable aliens ever wrought such havoe as did that pestiferous immi- grant in Florda and in southern parts of Georgia? Consider the boll weevil. Its march was more destructive than Sherman's. Potato bugs we have had always with us, but now comes the bean beetle, cutting a cleaner swath than did Attila the Hun. Devilish insects, we say, because they strike at our creative and pro- motive industries, and if they took a motto it well might be Mephisto's, “I am the spirit that denies.” Men have been fighting one another for thou- sands of years. Henceforth they must make common war on the challeng- ing insect, or they will have no use for either their swords or their plow- shares.—Atlanta Journal, Frenchman Planning to Found Tropical Utopia A proposal to form a new colony in the South seas as a sort of tropical utopia is advocated by Alain Ger- bault, famed for his world trips in his 36-foot boat, Firecrest. M. 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