THE PATTON COURIER
FINNEY OF THE FORCE By Fo. Alexander
(® by Western Newspaper Union )
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tl on 1 This particular cabin was even a
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— sisting mainly of the remains of an
i | old top hat, presented a comical ap-
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3, — Fm 1x pearance. One of the tourists
ed a youth who was sitting content-
edly on a fence.
4 . “I say, my boy,” he said, “does that
THE FEATHERHEADS .. 20mm, Get Your Picture Taken—Then Go chimney draw well?
) . —— HIS NIBS — “Sure thin, it does,” was the boy's
| You KEEP PUTTING ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGUT/- , OH FELIX. MAYBE ll DO YoU KNOW THAT THE LANDLORD) prompt reply; “it draws the notice o’
at all druggists or THINGS OFF, FELIX { - WHEN ALL RIGHT, FANNY! ILL GO | YouD BETTER NOT GO if IF ANYTHING HAPPENED To YOU, ivory phool that passes by!”
or | ARE YOU GOING To SEE THE TONIGHT AN’ IF THERES ANY TONIGHT AFTER ALL «- WE HAVENT ONE GOOD PICTURE ————————
ret pe ce? LANDLORD ABOUT RE PAPERING TROUBLE ABOUT IT, I'LL TAKE !
WHY PARROT SWEARS
Se
FREDDYS ROOM Zone: OF YOU AROUND THE HOU!
A SWING AT THE BIG BLOKES,
S nights, interrupted
eed no longer distress
ack to your normal
ound condition by using
> C & C OR BLACK
Don’t let this trouble
atigue Joi when you
ese real healing, sooth-
which have given thou-
asting relief for more
. Get them right now,
“Why does your parrot swear sO
terribly ?”
“We can't help it, my dear—the
His Wife—I haven't the faintest
- pret [] | golf course lies right in front of the
Srioty ailments if you | house.”
odemarked label on ie The Home Censor Along the Concrete
rn geting 2 |) | Up for Dinner
Boxof 24 Caos Said the chamber maid to the sleeping
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A NC ex =H I kA / “Get up you lazy sinner,
cect, Brooklyn, N.Y. WHAT 15 THE EXTRA > I SH = KEEP STILL AND EXTRAS! a De = nk £7 S 2 eM 2 Sa Z| | Wo need tne sheet for a tablecloth,
ABOUT DEAR? = | rLL BUY YOu OUT! . HERE'S —— ; td 3 fo 7 There's company for dinner.”
5 é NOTHING! 2 —— - SOME MORE x YES SIR, FLL JES BET IF) 7 & i a Teadie.
; z SH AN ABSOLUTELY || JusTER HADN'T SKIDDED OFF THE Py ae Tea Bog ies
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hs GAPS ULES $4 NOTHING A AL Z ~ PAVEMENT THAT GUY WOULD'A —| | boots from Mose. Time passed and
tm esis / A SMASHED INTO ME SURE! | the boots were not returned. They
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able speed, battery igni- 0 ~N ™ | Said Mose—Sambo, when is you-a
FAeH 7 Stuyvesant de, { S gwine gimme back dem boots ob
IT Shins ETT A 3 | mine?”
RE oh Trea J J > “Ah ain't got yoh-all’s boots, Mose,”
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COULDN'T LET THE LITTLE LADY
idea. I made it from a recipe in my
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with three or four fresh eggs, right
cotton cloth have
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her size.”
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And our attentive care it claims
To tell the difference between
Elections, fights and football games,
A Slowness Explained
“You English are slow to see a
joke,” said the forward young woman,
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“But, you see, real jokes are so scarce
in our country that one has to take
a little time to inspect any article
that's offered.”—Washington Star,
Excuse It, Pleasel
“How would you classify a tele-
phone girl? Is hers a business or a
wrofession 2”
“Neither. It’s a calling.”
Lost Is Right
Mistress (interviewing cook)—=Sup-
posing I wanted you to cook an elab-
orate dinner for about 15 people—
would you he lost?
Cook—That's just 'ow the last folks
lost me,—Humorist.
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She Soon Showed Him
He—When I married you I thought
ideal winter home. a, 7) SN you were an angel.
Chaffey 71 VA ; 1 She—1 imagine you did. You
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