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The teacher was teaching his class
| about parrot fever, and warned the
| pupils never to kiss animals or birds,
| especially parrots, canaries, and so on.
| “Can you give me an instance,
| Jackie?” he asked.
“Yes, sir; my Aunt Emily used to
kiss her lap-dog!”
“Yes, and , . .
“And it died, sir!"—Lustige Kolner
Zeitung (Cologne).
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“He takes his typewriter in his car
with him everywhere he goes.”
“She's the portable kind, I guess.”
Books and Problems
We read of problems great and small.
No novelist relaxes.
| The greatest problems of them all
Are payin’ rent and taxes,
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ote glibly and authori-
hath no fury like a
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Depot Literature
“There's one good thing about your
railroad,” said the tourist to the con-
| ductor on the Mosquito Bay line
“What's that?” was the surprised
query.
“Your time tables. They don't al-
ways get the facts quite right, but
| they are never sensational.”
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i Why Wearied?
| “I'm very tired,” said the lady at
| the head of the supper table one Sun-
| day evening.
| “You should not be,” said her min-
ister, who had been asked in to the
| evening meal; “you haven't preached
two sermons today.”
“No,” said the lady, absent-minded-
ly, “but I listened to them.”
an excellent negative
qa cold in the head,
What Will Baconians Say?
First Pig—The devil quotes Scrip-
ture for his purpose,
Second Pig—What did you say?
First Pig—Shakespeare never re-
peats.
Second Pig—But, then, you're not
Shakespeare.
First Pig—Same thing, I'm Bacon.—
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EVERY PANE
OF GLASS |N
YA FACE!
VAN PELT COULD TAKE A NOTE To SPIDER *
KELLY S FATHER.
“No—the cattle kicked.”
Guessing
A man will struggle hard and long
To gain what he esteems success.
He wins it; feels that he was wrong.
And starts in on another guess
His Idea of Consideration
| “Is Bliggins a considerate man?"
[ “Not exactly, He is one of those
people who think it is all right to
| tramp on your feet as often as they
g ec i | WISH HE WOULONT, - AT WAS A FORLORN {HOPE OF THE TEACHER'S IF SHE | choose, provided they say ‘Excus
his. Fholpeg WABBCE So MUCH PRop THAT EVER THOUGHT-FOR ONE MOMENT, THAT 0SWA PD | me!” every time.” di i
my nerves and NOTE OR
The Sarcastic Lover
| “And after we're married, dear,
| we'll never quarrel and fight like oth-
er people.”
{ “Y—you mean we'll have an entire-
| ly new and original method.”
|
Oh, You Sheik?
“What happened to your new wrist
watch, Gladys? It looks like it had
been run over by a truck.”
{ “Not a bit of it, honey; last night
Charlie held my wrist while he was
kissing me.”
| Possibly a Hint
| He—There was something IT wanted
| to say to you, but I forget what it
| was.
She — Was it “good-night" ? — The
Hamorist.
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