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t to defend a man for a
in the future is unworthy
~ his contract he conspires
ation of the law, and he
ho accepts a retaining fee
immediately disbarred as a
he welfare of the state. He
rosecuted for conspiracy to
felony.
serious menace confronting
ten years been rising and
unities have been aroused
stripped all previous expe-
from this modern curse.
it, and we are in the back-
whose vitals are gnawing
ime and terror.
ited vice and public gam-
nce, and he is now waking
1 a tidal wave in place of
checked it will eventually
pon the altar of freedom
, martial law may have to
TRAINING
St. Louis.
encountering grave diffi-
helor girl with her bache-
lege boy with his A. B.
r boy chums, but because
mercial and professional
as they used to, partly
of the fundamental rea-
nding college men whose
with diplomas find their
se that is not linked up
he race the husband who
L or comprehend art. I
educate the ladies above
1 I would polish off the
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> could be cut down to
ltural gollege education
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. The “educated” men
ound work for it.
technical training, the
which doesn’t help mar-
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nufacturer.
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created commensurate
he automobile business
> industries in a period
50 per cent; the num-
t which a man goes to
an it was a few years
ng that period.
doing unprecedented
more employment in
rapidly being absorbed
the older ones. There
| be increased as this
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BUNCO ARTIST
SELLS VICTIM
A STREET CAR
New York Swindlers Have
Nothing on Brethren of
Rio de Janeiro..
Rio de Janeiro—Bunco artists In
New York may sell the city hall and
the Brooklyn bridge, but down here in
this capital it’s the street car business
which furnishes the traditional best
example of the “army game.”
Brazilians are always joking about
the Portuguese immigrant who came
to Rio de Janeiro and was persuaded |
to invest his money in buying a street
car, with is cash register which con-
tinually registered receipts, and never
disbursements. But whether or not
that story is legendary, if you'll come
to Rio and visit the Sixteenth district
police station you'll find on its records
all about a street car sold in A. D.
1929,
Thriving Business.
Jose Pestana da Silva, far from his
native state of Minas Geraes on a visit
to ‘he Brazilian capital, happened to
find himself in the congested suburb
of Villa Izabel. Street cars with
trailers, filled to capacity plus the
sush hour straphangers, came to a
stop, unloaded, and were quickly
loaded again.
“Amazing,” Jose said, out loud, un-
consciously.
“Yes, it's a thriving business,” a
bystander told him. “I happen to own
some street cars, and they make about
$1,240 a trip. They average about 30
trips a day, so that it’s a thriving
business.”
The Mineiro was enthusiastic.
“The only trouble,” continued the
bystander, “is that I have street cars
all over town, and it keeps me on the
run to handle the business.”
Pays Cash for It.
“If only the street cars weren't so
expensive . J» said Jose.
“Why, they're dirt cheap for what
“It’s Your Tramway.”
they bring in. I'd be able to sell you
one for as little as $1,800.”
“That’s too much.”
“How about $1,4002”
“That’s fine.”
“It’s your tramway.
take charge of it.”
Jose paid cash. He jumped in the
car, sat down by the register, and
watched the fares as they were rung
up. When the conductor came around,
Jose considered it impertinent to be
asked to pay to ride in his own car.
In fact, he demanded the conductor’s
money. The discussion between the
two lasted the entire length of the
journey. Only at the city's terminal
point was Jose convinced that his
investment was too good to be true.
Flyer Loses Engine 600
Feet Up; Finds Safety
Philadelphia.—Fast thinking saved
the lives of two navy air men when
the engine and propeller of their plane
broke from its moorings and dropped
to the ground when the craft was
more than 600 feet above Mustin field
at the Philadelphia navy yard.
Chief Radio Electrician 0. E. Wil-
liams, realizing the predicament of
the pilot, jumped from the plane with
a parachute to permit Commander O.
W. Erickson, chief inspector at the
naval aircraft factory tc bring it safe-
ly to the ground. Neither flyer suf-
fered injury.
Williams’
Go ahead and
leap from the
control the downward spin of the
engineless plane.
Indian Girl With Baby
Attacks Bear With Ax
Franz, Can.—While attending some
traps and hampered by a papoose,
which she carried on her back,
Frances Zuckigesick, an Indian girl, of
this place, was attacked by a female
bear that had two cubs. The girl had
apparently surprised the bear in the
bush.
The only weapon the Indian girl
carried was a small hand ax, but she
fearlessly gave battle to the animal |
and at last succeeded in killing it.
Bolt Kills Two
Junchitepec, Mexico.—\Vhile carry-
ing the body of a man killed by a
bolt of lightning, Maximo Tapia and |
Trinidad Martinez were killed by a
second bolt, near here,
plane |
lightened its rear section to such an |
extent that Erickson was enabled to |
WHEN FRESH CORN
IS COOKED RIGHT
If Boiled Too Long It Be-
comes Tasteless.
(Prepared by the United States Department
of Agriculture.)
In cocking fresh corn on the cob
surround it with a generous quantity
of boiling water in order to lower the
temperature of the water as little as
possible when the corn is put in. Be
careful not to cook sweet corn too
| long or it is likely to be tough and
tasteless. The sooner corn on the cob
is cooked after picking, the finer the
flavor. While corn on the cob is al-
| most always boiled it can also be
roasted or steamed. Sometimes when
corn is steamed at a clam bake one
layer of the green husk is put back
on the cob after the silk has been re-
moved.
Succotash, a mixture of green corn
and beans, usually lima beans, is a
dish borrowed, name and all, from the
American Indians, by our early colo-
nists. The following recipe for mak-
ing it is supplied by the bureau of
home economics:
1 pint lima beans
6 ears corn
1% cup cream or
rich milk
2 tbs. butter
Simmer the beans in a small quan-
tity of lightly salted water until
tender. In the meantime cook the
corn on the cob in salted water for
ten or twelve minutes, then cut from
the cob. In cutting the corn use a
sharp knife to trim off the tops of the
kernels and then scrape out the pulp
with the back of the knife. Mix the
corn with the drained cooked beans,
add the cream or milk and the but-
ter, heat to the boiling point, and add
more salt if necessary.
Corn with tomatoes is another mix-
| ture which many persons like and
| which is commonly served. Other
| good ways of using fresh corn after it
has been boiled on the cob and the
| kernels have been cut off are as scal-
loped corn, corn fritters, in corn cus-
tard or pudding, in soup, chowder,
souffle, or stuffed green peppers.
| Recipes for making any of these
dishes may be obtained from the
United States Department of Agricul-
| ture by writing for Farmers’ Bulle-
| tin 1236-F.
Pineapple Sherbet Is
Very Delicious Drink
In the very warm weather a fruit
| sherbet is often more appealing than
a richer dessert. - Lemon is used with
most other fruit juices to bring out
the flavor and add a cooling acidity,
as in this recipe for sherbet made
from fresh pineapple. The use of a
beaten egg white is customary in sher-
bets to give a smooth texture and
make the mixture seem less cold on
the tongue than a plain water ice. The
directions are from the bureau of
home economics,
1 large fresh pine-
apple
Sugar
1% tsp. salt
4 tbs, lemon juice
White of 1 egg,
well beaten
Select a well-ripened pineapple, re-
move skin, eyes and core. Grind the
fruit in a food chopper, using the fine
! knife, and take care to place a bowl
| underneath to catch the juice. Press
{ the juice from the pulp and add to
the juice in the bowl. To each meas-
| ure of pulp add an equal measure of
sugar and heat, When the sugar has
dissolved press the mixture through a
colander to take out the tougher fibers.
Combine the juice and pulp. Add the
salt and lemon juice and sufficient wa-
ter to make 1 quart, and more sugar
if desired.
Use a freezing mixture of 1 part
salt and 4 to 6 parts of ice. Turn the
crank of the freezer slowly and when
partially frozen remove the dasher and
stir the beaten white of egg into the
mixture, Pack the freezer with more
ice and salt and let the sherbet stand
for 2 or 3 hours to ripen in flavor.
These proportions make about 114
quarts of sherbet when frozen.
THE PATTON COURIER
BIBS THAT CHILD
CAN MANAGE ALONE
One of Most Necessary Ar-
ticles for Youngsters.
(Prepared by the United States Department
of Agriculture.)
Everything a little child wears may
be made to play a part in its develop-
ment if thought is given to the way
the garment will be used and what
the child itself will have to do to
manage it without adult assistance.
Being interested in children's cloth-
ing from the standpoint of self-help in
dressing as well as in practicality
tive appearance, the bureau of home
economics of the United States De-
partment of Agriculture has scruti-
nized a good many commonly used
children's garments and found them
lacking in some important feature.
One of the humblest, smallest, and
yet most universally necessary arti-
cles is the bib worn at every meal
from the time the first solid food is
fed from a spoon. Attention has been
given rather to protection of the cloth-
ing than to ease of manipulation, so
usually obliged to ask some one else
to tie the strings of his bib at the
back of his neck. Bibs of rubber and
other water-proof fabrics are widely
sold, and while these have the merit
of preventing damage to the garments
they are not comfortable.
Clothing specialists of the bureau
have several suggestions to make
Note the Strings Which the Little Girl
Can Adjust Herself.
about the fabric used in bibs and its
recommend improved styles of bibs
which train the child
Ratine and Japanese cotton crepe are
favored because they are soft and
semi-absorbent, easily washed and re-
quire no ironing. These materials
prevent the food which the child spills
from dropping to the floor, and can be
used as napkins. Children love pretty
colors, and interest can be added to
the wearing of the bibs by
them of different cclors bound with
white or of white bound with color.
One successful bib developed by the
bureau is of white ratine, bound with
bias tape in color.
extended at the neck line nto 18-inch
strings which are put tltrough eye-
lets on opposite sides of the neck and
then fastened to small brass or bone
rings. The bib has no right or wrong
side, and the child has only to get
both strings over his head and pull
on the rings as in the illustration, and
the bib is adjusted snugly around the
neck. If the strings are thrown back
over his shoulders they form a lock
which holds the bib securely in place
throughout the meal. To get it off,
the child takes hold of it at each side
of the neck and pulls it out and
down. Even a two-year-old may be
taught to manage this bib without help.
Anyone can easily cut a pattern for
this bib. The United States bureau of
home economics in Washington will
furnish a diagram if needed, but it
does not have patterns of this or any
other garments for sale.
STUFFED TOMATOES ARE MOST APPETIZING
(Frepared by the United States Department
of Agriculture.)
One of the most successful and ap-
petizing vegetables for serving stuffed
is the tomato. Large, unblemished to-
matoes should be chosen, firm enough
to hold their shape when cooked. Aft-
er they have been washed remove a
thin slice from the stem. Carefully
scoop out the pulp so that the tomato
shell will not be broken, This pulp
is added to the stuffing. Here is the
entire recipe, tested by the bureau of
home economics of the United States
Department of Agriculture:
Stuffed Tomatoes.
6 large firm toma- 1; tspscelery seed
toes 15 tsp. salt
| 1 cup diced salt pork 14 tsp. pepper
1 cup dry bread % cup buttered
crumbs crumhs
Most Appetizing Vegetable for Serving Stuffed.
2 tbs. chopped pars=
ley
1 ths. onion pulp
Fry the salt k i is |
: © Sal pork untdl erjsp and I ing and incoherent,
remove it from the pan. Add the
parsley and onion to the fat and cook
for two or three minutes, then add the
cup of dry bread crumbs, the salt,
celery seed, and cooked salt pork, and
stir until well mixed. After preparing
the tomatoes for stuffing, mix the
pulp with the seasoned bread crumbs
and salt pork and add more salt if
necessary. Fill the tomato cups with
the mixture and cover the top with
the buttered crumbs. Put the stuffed
tomatoes in a pan in a moderate oven
and cook until the tomatoes are ten-
der and the crumbs are brown. Serve
from the dish in which cooked.
attractiveness to the child, and they |
in self-help. |
making |
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(© by D. J. Walsh.)
RS. BARRETT sat on her
wide porch knitting a sweat-
er out of gold-colored yarn.
It was intended to embellish
a new golf costume in which she aec-
companied her banker husband to the
links at the Country club, where he
| got most of his much needed exercise,
| Like her husband, Mrs. Barrett was
and simplicity of design and attrac- |
stout and florid, a condition which
came from having plenty of ease, a
good cook in the kitchen and an un-
limited credit at Mr. Houlehan's su-
perior grocery store.
Very comfortable and fair looked
Mrs. Barrett as she sat knitting this
delightful summer afternoon, while
the honeysuckles threw off their gold-
+ en perfume and the bees hummed and
that even a child of three or four is |
| natured
| wanted to
| seen it.
This binding is | nowhere to be seen.
| stood empty.
her three-year-old son, William, Jr.
plied up and down the lawn in his ex-
pensive new automobile, painted green
and fully equipped, save for motor
power, which Billy's stout legs sup-
plied. Mrs. Barrett had Billy where
she could keep an eye on him for
| the reason that she lived in a contin-
ual fear of his being kidnaped.
It was Miss Stowe who had put the
idea in Mrs. Barrett's head. Ideas
usually had to be put in Mrs. Bar
rett's head; they did not grow tlere.
Miss Stowe lived alone in the preity
house opposite, and she hadn’t a thing
in the world to do but to hear her
parrot swear and watch her neigh-
bors. She was sure that the child of
Westmore’s banker would sooner or
later be in danger of the kidnaper
anu had so announced to Mrs. Bar-
rett. As a consequence Mrs. Barrett
kept her eye on Billy every moment
that Avis, the reliable $10-a-week
maid did not.
The telephone bell rang and
Barrett ran in: to answer it.
Miss Stowe, who had just read some-
thing dreadful in the Tattler and
know if Mrs. Barrett had
Those dreadful Serges had
bought the house where they lived
and Gordon street had them perma-
nently, Now wasn’t that sad tidings?
The Serges were quite beyond the pale
of banker's families and moneyed old
maids. There were six children and
the father watched the Bell street
crossing and the mother was a good-
slattern who didn't know a
| thing about sanitation. It was aw-
ful, horrible, shocking to have such
| folks in the neighborhood. “I knew
when Jennie Pratt went away and left
her house to be rented that trash
would get into it. And now we've got
them forever,” cried Miss Stowe pas-
sionately. “Until they came there
wasn’t any objectionable feature here
on Gordon street, not a dog, not a
cat, only dear little Billy and Honey-
dew, and I'm sure Honeydew is harm-
less enough.” Honeydew was the par-
rot.
Five minutes later, when Mrs. Bar-
rett returned to the porch, Billy was
His green auto
She called, she hunted, she got Avis
to call and hunt. Miss Stowe saw what
was going on and came running out.
Billy gone? Kidnaped! Of course. At
that Mrs. Barrett had hysterics. Mr.
Barrett was out of town, she hadn’t
an available relation or a friend near-
er than Miss Stowe—Miss Stowe sent
for the police. They came, gorgeously
panoplied. Westmore’'s entire force,
four crowded into a borrowed road-
ster. They beat through the shrub-
bery, they looked into the pond, they
asked questions. Who had seen Billy
last? Hazel Peters said she had seen
a little red car going like everything,
swoop through the street a moment
before the alarm was given. Mrs.
Cryden said she had heard a scream.
Old Mr. Mitt said that a mysterious
car had kept it’s headlights turned on
the Barrett house for ten minutes the
night before, Little Carrie Wade, pie-
eyed with imagination, said a queer-
looking man had walked past the Bar-
rett house three times that morning.
The consensus was that Billy had been
kidnaped for ransom. Mr, Barrett was
notified by telegraph, extra police
were called. Mrs. Barrett went to bed
in a collapse and Dr. Hilton, arriving
in haste, administered bromide and
strychnine.
They searched far and near without
avail. Miss Stowe enjoyed the first
real excitement for years; after Mrs.
Barrett she was the center of attrac-
tion. Honeydew swore to empty ears;
he capered on his perch, beat his
wings, stood on his head with rage
while his mistress, with folded arms,
held audiencé on the front steps.
Hours passed. Afternoon arrived
and the Tattler was just ready to
get out an extra edition with dazzling
headlines, “Son of Banker Disap-
pears!” Five times had young Boyd
Walters, reporter for the Tattler, ap-
peared on Gordon street to gather
news. Avis, swollen faced with weep-
told all she knew.
Miss Stowe told much more than she
knew.
Three o'clock brought Mr. Barrett,
ith perspiration.
1s splashed with
scarlet and dripping
His high-nosed car
mud, for he had soucht every possible
short cut. He bar looked at his
moaning wife, Being efficient, he went
to the telephone and called up the
Tattler office and the chief of police.
Half an hour later, damp from the
press, startling lettered bills appeared
in several public places, “$1,000 Re-
ward!”
About that time swarthy, tubby
woman in a faded blue dress appeared
in Gordon street. She ambled casu- |
ally by Miss Stowe’s with a wide |
white-toothed smile. Obviously she was
looking for somebody. |
“It’s that awful Serge woman,” Miss |
Stowe said to the little group on her
steps. They looked after her scorn- |
fully. “What can she want on this |
street?”
The Serge woman ambled down and
ambled back. Then Miss Stowe over-
hauled her.
“Who are you looking for?” she de-
manded.
“That
boy got
amiably.
“What for?’
“Oh, ’cause.”
grinned.
“Do you suppose she knew any-
thing?’ asked Mrs. Lippitt.
“How could she?’ Miss Stowe
sniffed. She pointed. “That's the
house over there.”
The woman went to the front steps,
changed her mind and went around to
the back door. An instant later Avis’
voice was heard ascending in a shriek.
Still another instant and Mr. Barrett
dashed out of the house and plunged
into his waiting car; he waited only
long enough for the Serge woman to
take a seat beside him before he broke
the speed limit in his flight.
Ten minutes later he returned with
the missing child. A waving of hand-
kerchiefs and cries of joy went up |
from the group on Miss Stowe's steps.
All the same they were disappointed.
Billy Barrett had been found. In
fact he had never been lost at all.
Lacking society, and freed for an in-
stant from his mother’s watchful eye,
he had wandered forth in search of |
some one to play with. He had come
to the little house beside the cross- |
ing where Mr, Serge kept watch, had |
strolled in and finding it impossible
to understand Mr. Serge’s jargon or
for Mr. Serge to understand his he
had promptly gone to sleep. He had
awakened refreshed and had had his |
dinner from Mr. Serge’s pail—dark
looking bread and onions and a ripe
red pepper. When Mr. Serge's “trick”
came to a close he had taken Billy
home with him and he had been hav- |
ing the time of his life playing with
the smaller Serges when Mr. Serge,
who had gone to the news-stand after
some tobacco, had seen the poster—
“$1,000 Reward!” He had hurried |
home to tell Mrs. Serge and she had
fared forth to the bankers, discreetly |
keeping Billy in the background mean- |
while.
And that was all there was to the
kidnaping of Billy Barrett except that
Mr. Barrett really paid the $1,000 to
Mr. Serge, who refused to take it.
“Na—Na! Me like lil fella, na—na!”
protested Mr, Serge.
But Mr. Barrett insisted and it was
Mrs. Serge who finally took the money.
The $1,000 gave them their home free
and clear. And because they were
simple. kindly, honest folk who
minded their own business, even Miss
Stowe had to admit that she did not
begrudge them their good fortune.
|
man’s house where the li'l
lost,” returned Mrs. Serge
Mrs. Serge broadly
Diamond Only Precious
Stone Formed of Carbon
Among Biblical references to gems
are many interesting passages. The
vesture of the high priest, ornament-
ed with symbolic stones, was made
“for beauty and for glory.” The ephod
of Aaron contained two onyx stones
engraved with the names of the 12
tribes of Israel, In the Apocalypse of
the New Testament there is a descrip-
tion of the New Jerusalem as follows:
“And the building of the wall it was
of jasper, and the foundations of the
wall of the city they were girnished |
with all manner of precious stones.”
In the Iliad and the Odyssey there
are passages describi=; the jewels of |
Juno, and in modern times the display |
of gems at social functions often |
equals in splendor the magnificence of
ancient Rome,
It is worthwhile to know something
about the origin of these highly es-
teemed objects. In the first place, ail
precious stones are transparent, or at |
least translucent, although it is im- |
possible to distinguish absolutely be- |
tween common precious stones and or-
dinary stones, as the processes of na- |
ture are always gradual. The finer |
stones are called oriental, and the in- |
ferior ones occidental. This classifi- |
cation is solely a distinction of qual- |
ity and has nothing to do with the |
regions in which they are found.
The reason for the distinguishing
characteristic of transparency or trans- |
lucency is that precious stones are
formed through the agency of heat or
water. The majority are of silica or
alumina, the diamond only being |
formed from carbon, These stones are |
found among igneous rocks which have |
been pushed up from the earth’s in
terior in a plastic state, ground down |
through ages of glacial periods into ir- |
regular peaks and cones, and reduced |
to sand by the disintegrating influence
of ice and floods, They are rarely |
found among great masses of rocks,
the destructive agencies to which the
latter have been subjected being evi-
dence of their great age. In fact,
these much-desired stones are far old-
er than plants, animals or man.—
Washington Star.
Literary Chauffeurs
London’s most enterprising business
magnate is the man who is making |
a regular $50-a-week hawking round |
second-hand copies of magazines to
chauffeurs compelled to wait long
hours for mistresses unable to tear
themselves away from the shops and |
restaurants. |
“My peak hour is arouna midnight,” |
he said, “when wealthy and fashion- |
able auto owners forget their waiting |
chauffeurs in the glamor of supping
and dancing.”
[
|
|
| enced by the air current to a certain
i able to confine themselves to compar-
| about to sail from New York on the
Leviathan, said to a reporter:
“I think America is wonderful. You
| Durga, the Lakshmi and
| existence,
| of Rheims,
| cus note,
Insects Borne by Wind
Travel Long Distances
The race is not always to the strong,
at least not in the case of insects.
This has been determined by the use
of an insect trap carried on an air-
plane operated by the Department of
Agriculture. “So far, it seems that
the stronger flyers, although influ-
extent in their directions of travel, are
atively low altitudes and have rather
definite control over their directions of
travel,” says the report “The weaker
flyers, however, are not so successful
in offsetting air currents, and appar-
ently many of them are carried abso-
lutely as the wind takes them.
which never before have been suspect-
Species
ed of being wind-borne have been
caught at great elevations.” As un-
comfortable as this may be to the in-
sect, it gives him, as a race, a con-
siderable advantage over his stronger
cousins in his fight against the per-
sistent efforts of the government scien-
tists and private farmers to extermi-
nate him,
Wonderful
The Princess Joachim Albrecht
pay the highest wages, yet you pro-
duce the best and cheapest goods. I
think it is a miracle.”
The princess smiled and added:
“It is like the German clerk's land-
lady. The German clerk said, you
know :
“‘My landlady is a wonder. We
had a 12-pound Westphalian ham for
supper last night, and she carved it
In such thin slices that after we were
all served the ham weighed 14%
pounds.’ ”
Shrivelling
Little Betty was left in her bath
while mother answered the phone. The
telephone conversation became long
and caused no end of worrying to the
tiny bather. for Betty had never had
experience with a prolonged stay in
water and its effect on the fingers.
Mother was startled by a ery from
the bathroom.
“Muvver,” Betty called excitedly
“come quick before I shwivel up into
a grandmother!”
Hindu Festivals
The outstanding Hindu festivals
which have a national appeal are the |
Kali “pujas”
in northeast India and their equiva-
lent, and the “Dewali,” in the rest of
India. The pujas and Dewali take
place in October and are celebrated
with pomp for several days. Govern-
ment trade is all but suspended.
Business at the bazaars during the
few days preceding the puja is very
active.
Sow “Adopted” Skunk
A Duroc sow became the mother of
ten fine little porkers on the Coffey-
ville (Kan.) farm of C. F. Emerick
Some three or four days later a baby
skunk wandered into the pen, appar-
ently about lunch time for the pigs
The baby skunk accepted the invita-
tion to stay to lunch, and made its
home in the pen for a month, when it
was accidentally killed by its foster
mother,
Historic Chapel
Although the present building of St.
Jartholomew’s hospital in London is
comparatively modern, the hospital pa-
tients still use the beautiful old Nor-
man chapel, the only part of the an-
cient hospital that remains. It is one
of the earliest Norman churches in
the work of Bishop Gun-
dulf, bishop of Rochester from 1077 to
1108.
Shells Still Plowed Up
Although the World war ended more
than ten years ago, farmers are still
plowing up shells in the rural districts
France. In many cases
the shells have exploded and caused
injury or death,
Some Parties
A White House reception is a col-
orful event, About 3,500 invitations
are issued.—American Magazine.
Gave Him Credit for One
Mr. Bore—I know a thing or two.
Miss Yawn—Really? What's the
other one?
A girl is never seriously ill until
she loses all interest in romantic
novels,
An elephant seems to know that
it isn’t for him to look pretty.—Cir-
We all like being popular, but some
of us despise the work of qualifying
for the job.
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Properly cultivated, saving has its
thrills as well as spending.
The worst enemy a
is a fool friend,
man can have
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“What About Call Money?”
The first inside story of the Call Money
Market. Who Ss the rates, its machinery,
its influence, rs, etc., all interestingly
told. Ten cents in postage to
J. 0. JOSEPH & CO.,
Desk A, 247 Park Avenue, N
INC.
w York City,
Summer Camp and Arts School for Women,
Painting, Modeling, Music, Languages, Drama,
Sports, Putting G Mrs. Augusta Beyer
Col B.—LL, Pleasant Valley, N. Y.
§ 80 a. plant and veg. farm, irri
ed, improvements worth half price askedg
grew $18,000 worth of produce las year.
“Suburban Plant Farm,’ Box 635
W.N.U, PITTSBURGH, NO. 34.
1929,
Worried
After a recent censor meeting in
Chicago, all the picture pruners left
with newly sharpened scissors. Asked
if censorship was to be lightened or
not, one of the party replied:
“We cannot say, at present, We are
all looking forward with trepidation to
the first talkie of a golf match.”
Secret Service a,
Hungry Man (in cafe)—We've been
here half an hour now, ‘and haven't
been waited on yet!
Another Ditto—This must be that
secret service they talk about.—The
Dietitian,
Just the Implement
a woeful ballad te
“ee
ould vou write
v's evebrow?”?
“Sure. Hand me an eyebrow pen-
cil.”
Practical F
“Why the filmy outfit?”
“I'm taking a screen test this morg-
ing.”
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A rich man has many friends.
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