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| \ —f fame, was talking at the Bankers’
- club in New York about the automo-
z bile price war.
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2 § diets that he'll give us a good $100
x IZ - A ma —* we car within three years, but such a
— ; : car is impossible.
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chap who was held up one morning
§ ) THE FEATHERHEADS @ Br Osborne by a friend, but he jerked loose and
said as he trotted off:
“ ‘Excuse me, George, I can’t stop;
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| QUOT THIS NEW LINE OF RUBBER. CO-OPERATION THAT NATIONAL AD- WE I'm catching the 8:15 train.
y | el A BOTTLES WE ARE BEARING N VERTISING CAN BRING 10 YOR AD, EH PRO- “Well! George yelled after him,
| MIND NOT OUR OWN PROBLE!S _ | BUT AFTER ALL IT WiLL BE TE CON- WHAT WE NOW WANT ‘you'd better hurry, then. I just
| ALONE, BUT THOSE OF YOU STANT PERSONAL EFRORTS OF EACH GRAM, AND WHAT WE NOW fcr
| MEN ON HE FIRNG LINE I \_ AND EVERY ONE OF YOU SALESMEN 15 To HEAR SOME EXPRESSION ° i
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He—Many doctors are coming out
flat footed against petting.
She—How do doctors get flat
footed?
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t. Write Sulphurine
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The Real Sport
Tell me not in doleful measure,
Baseball nears a sad decline;
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her breeds; satisfaction 7) WE AN DO ($ 10 // 7
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Bulbs; my descrip~ / WALT UNTIL THESE 7) 7
/) Critical Comment
stocrats of the glad
12. Ralph J. Rooney,
its., Portland, Ore.
“You criticized the grammar of sev-
| eral speeches very severely.” -
“Yes,” answered Miss Cayenne. “By
commenting on’ the pronunciation I
was able to conceal the fact that I
was occasionally too dumb to know
what the ideas were all about.”—
Washington Star.
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OTHER FOLKS LEAVE
per Sh. for largest 77777);
2ss; send for price
S, Midland, Mich.
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ndy beach, excellent
buys it. Act quick.
ANNE, MARYLAND. |
NOCK-KNEES eb ———
* makes you a new ‘
‘mation = free, Le Pass Around the Medals
41 Slim Balloonist—Heavens, what
ley, Orange, N. Je
of the late Dr. P. S.
a., between Towanday
rms., 2 baths, elec=
parate offi Inquire |
CARPE LR
VW
| shall we do? We just dropped our
last bag of ballast and we are still
over the lake.
Stout Balloonist—Never mind, Ill
| take this bottle of anti-fat and then
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are a formuls
5 in relief of such | w oi vice acai
. gastritis, sour | we will rise again.
, indigestion and al- ——eeeeee.
elief course $3.00 for .
if not satisfied returm Literal Truth
mount, A. A. Golden | “pq hs >a i : op"
ve, No., Minneapolis. apa, what was the stone age?
== “That was the glorious period, my
| son, when a man axed a woman to
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marry him.”
Medical Discovery |
, with money back
diate relief and sat-
This preparation i®
known. For external
rmation and be con-
10t be disappointed
ant to stay in busi=
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ANTED.
ET, NEWARK, N. J.
TOO SOON FOR INCREASE
HEMMED IN
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MICKIE, THE PRINTERS DEVIL By Chistes Sune The Silver Lining
GH, NO. 17-1929.
ne United States
| in any previous
it 5 per cent of
nied,
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AND YET MOL SEEM
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been out of luck. These were horse
NOW Do THEM GEY 'M SO GLAD 'M
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QUT AGAIN=
AWAY WITH 7% SURE | AM, ;
NOW. NES, SIR: “] give my wife forty dollars and
she’s kickin’ fer sixty. What d'yubh
think of that?”
“Well, why don’t you give it to
her?”
z ree) rere “Why, I've only had her one week.”
A SILLY GINK 1S i RE
JASPER STOKES! Sweet Roses
This old world we're livin’ in
HE LOVES TO Is mighty hard to beat.
LAFE You get a thorn with every rose,
AT HIS OWN But aren’t the roses sweet?
JOKES | eee
Huh!
“I thought you were a chiropodist.”
“I was, but 1 gave up that line.”
i “What are you doing now?”
SE > = “Attending a barber college.”
; “Oh, 1 see, you have gone in for
The higher education.”
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Clanc Kids = mM / Peedeecue—Did you ever have more
A builds you y 31 Rj money than you knew what to do
lly a doctor’s i 4 dh)! | : ; wih "ol dite ; nt
at physicians . 1] rr — 1 ¥ Jeeveedee— don remember, bu
DS | o He Has a Kick IN | I must have had or I wouldn't have
n of energies, Coming —— | Aw, e! got married.
Jo pleasant to ! 9 I tse iin
” ONLY TH REE 1 Overdoing It
OH, 6000. SH ws T * The Lawyer—I1 wouldn't complain
7's GOING TO THISLC BE The 0 - LAS of | about that if 1 were you. It’s an oid
START OVER THIRD SHow NOW, WE ENC THEY GAVE p (tosh | custom to throw shoes at a bridal
IM SURE Lucky To Sm ? \ couple. [t's supposed to bring tuck.
A X 0 wy. - — —— 3 { The Bridegroom—Then | must have
a |
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BcAsLe TO SE= HE So
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es shoes anc stopped a couple.
Case for a Club
Husband (testily, after going down
| badly at bridge)—You might have
guessed | had no heart, partner.
Wife (sweetly) —Quite, but I thought
you had a brain, darling.
TST : | .
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PERCY L. CROSBY
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