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EMBRYONIC SALESMEN
"Old college ties, gentlemen,” orated
he old grad from the platform, “old
ollege ties—the lasting loyal love for
ur alma mater, and her love for us
Where, fedlow alumni, where, 1 ask
you, can you find a greater, better,
worthier, nobler, finer, stronger bond
mn —a& bond which will repay you more?
are too dangerous
not contain arsenic, phose
im carbonate or any deadly.
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y the U. S. Dept. of Agrie
ir latest bulletin on **Rat
od customersjust told us he
dcad rats on his farm from
ce package of K-R-O. Wa
find ng 30 or 40 rats afteg
wo ZY Osborne Down to Earth
which Is highly successful i
ase you. * Wolgamot's Drug
od, O.
Qrugaits large size (four
h) $2.00, Sent postpaid
8 if dealer cannot supply
“Y-a-a-a-ay!” shouted the entire
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Por lass of '26 rising to their feet. “A
xX customer!”
‘we And the old grad was utterly de-
LON MONEY. BACK : zs 7 gn SIMME A . d in the rush
aT FY Phe 0 ' ~ tH stroyed in the rush.
LISTEN TO THIS, DEAR LATTICE WAS Dae. rsuewas bp SAY LISTEN HAND, WILLYA 2 JERR fre 8 et?
| MALCOLM BANGED OPE WHERE BEHIND HI IN HIS ARMS ' THAT PIPES STOPPED z al ~ Even Up! 55k
) THE DOOR. ‘LATTICE, \P AGAIN / » § “What was your car expense last
RATS-ONLY HE CRIED ~~
year?”
“I"ive thousand dollars, 1 bought
1 new car for $4,000, and it cost me
$LOOO to run it. What was yours?”
“The same. | bought a used car for
$1.00 and it cost me $4,000 to run
it! id - 23
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ar child grit his
his nostrils? Have
1 stomach? These
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CHEEK,” SUDDENLY...
CouLD HEAR HES\TANT ’ FANN im.
STEPS ON THE CUSHIONED
SAROUK ~HE FELT A
SORT: BREATH ON HIS /
WOULDN'T BE LONG THERE
sign of worms, give
v's Vermifuge. For 75
Vermifuge has been
vegetable worm med-
day at your druggist’s.
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Events in the Lives of Little Men
Wa [1 AE RF or m RRS,
FMEA
and Make BIG PROFITS
vecial Prices and Terms
Box 589 York, Pa.
Witie—Don’t you think our new
hautfeur is too tali?
Hubby—Yes; but 1 don’t think he'll
be long here.
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to every customer. Send
cle. Complete plans Iu
Yakima, Wash.
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Although this rhyme may make you
grin,
It’s time, you will agree:
I'here are two or three monkeys in
Most every family tree,
No Hope
“Now,” cautioned the judge, “re-
nember you are to tell the truth, the
vhole truth and nothing but the
ruth,”
“Golly !” exclaimed the dusky de-
fendant. “Mah case am los’ right
low !"—American Legion Monthly,
on Windows ’
art colony in Boston
question of keeping
dows attractive, says
Ss Magazine. Instead
1 the glass constant-
€ #4 paint brush now
panes are covered | / LUT] _ TT
lesigns of wide va. Ll 1] g Eo 4 :
"he plan is especial
* windows that are
to admit light, and
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I) Security
po 3 flere, are Brown—What gnarantee will you
designs, IT! sive for the loan?”
—_— : Jones—The word of an honest man.
Come? i
expert can show a
Brown—Go get the honest man and
4 will give you the money.
r how to make hig
earnings, then Why
hat line himself?
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MICKIE, THE PRINTER'S DEVIL BY Qurles Sugheoe Callers
Western Newspaper Union
A GREAT VARIETY OF VISITORS COMES INO AND | GET A LAUGH OUY OF THE ANGRY “THEN WE HAVE THE LADY WHO ASKS WHY HER BESIDES “H' GUY WHO ASKS FOR A COPY OF
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. SAS 2 S BARELY MENTIONED WHILE MRS. BLANKS SHE LATEST ISSUE BUY DOESAMY OFFER TO Miss Passe—"I'm a great lover of
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A NEWSPAPER OFFICE = ITS" FUM Pons Sto JAN SN ao. HNOCRERS SO | Gey WAS DESCRIBED FULLY, AND | POINT OUT THAT PAY FOR. IT= AND THE SOREHEAD WITH A wcient history.” Miss Young—*Yes,
AND TALK TO ‘EM = THERES oH ew Iu COPY AND WHEN HE SEES WW 16 FROWN As MRS BLANK KINDLY SENT IN FULL DETAILS = "ROASTON HIS ENEMY= AND A LOY OF OTHER youre always recalling the events of
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“Don’t worry!”
daches, or any of
yer Aspirin can
Try, Try Again
Mechanic—Now your car's 0. K.
vsicians prescribe MR STEWH FUSS A If you find she doesn’t run right come
free use, for it “ (ABOVE) WORRYIA' ! 1zain,
art. Every drug- Bey: THE NY, Owner—How many guesses do you
fail to ask the WORLDS SUPPLY want?
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says Bayer, with WHALES { Tagged
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ited in red: i APRIL 20uT A f “Didn't some brainless idiot pro-
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ried?”
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“lI wish to goodness you'd married
Sn. Dive AL ‘ im.”
i The MM Ling! we “I did.”
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Man With Sense
“No man with any sense would al-
ow you to carry on the way you do.”
“How do you know what a man
with any sense would do?”
Clancy Kids
: The Ding-a-Ling
‘ Candy Store Man
Has Our Sympathy Fine
} a O'Donpell—Stimson claims he has
z J ' [ SE— y rere two receiving sets and that he can
RSA lean I YAITALLDAY. MN tune in on a fight program with either
2 WHAT 00 Ye WANT? F. NOTHIN .e one,
IMJusT Look InN’ O’Connell—That’'s his little joke
AROUND. He has a party phone, besides his
| radio set you know!
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| Dora (as young man passes) —Awful
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Doris—Yes—don't 100k around, deur
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PERCY L. CROSBY