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Half Century Since Birth of “Tom Sawyer’ That perennial American boy, “Tom Sawyer,” is fifty years old and liter- ary societies of the country are cele- brating the birth of Mark Twain's in« corrigible pen child, an event which marked a distinct epoch in Amenican literature, While his stories of “Tom” and “Huckleberry Finn” established » | | | | Mark Twain's genius in the eyes of | later-day critics, his worldwide repu- tation as a humorist had been achieved | almost ten years before they gained | wide circulation, A. H. recalls, writing a biographical sketch of Mark Twain in St. Nicholas Maga- zine. His “Innocents Abroad,” a collection of newspaper letters sent back during | his trip to Europe and the Holy land, | was published in 1869, and by that date his popularity and royalties were rivaling even those of modern best- seller authors. On a single lecture tour he earned $8,000 and the royal- ties on “Innocents Abroad” reached $6,000 in the first six months. 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ECAUSE of the difficulties in securing legislation for labor and because the general welfare requires that the state should not do for its citizens what they should do for themselves, the work= ing people must and should rely upon the trade union and col- lective bargaining to attain the economic welfare of themselves and their families. Unless they are successful in this the result will be additional regulation of industry. The problem then is, how to organize the four-fifths of the working people in the United States who are not organized. The large reserves of concentrated capital are drawn upon in vari- ous ways to prevent the spread of organization. The financing of under- cover men, card indexes and blacklists, the maintenance of propaganda bureaus, the creation of funds for legislation and litigation, and the establishment of paternalistic welfare schemes are some of the means used. Court decisions restricting the labor movement tending to strengthen a belief that labor is out of harmony with American ideas of justice and the news and editorial columns of newspapers subtly or openly attacking the working people are doing incalculable harm. The church is within her jurisdiction when she opposes this false and pernicious attitude. The churches and priests and ministers should reconstruct a sane attitude toward the dignity of labor. Failing of Youth Is Inability to Discover Real Meaning to Life By REV. DR. ROBERT R. WICKS, Holyoke, Mass. Are we becoming an overindulged generation? This question touches the most persistent and insidious problem of our American life. Its root lies in the failure of Americans generally and of our youth in particular to discover any real meaning to life. We drift toward secu- larism and materialism as a solution to our dilemma, and it is not amazing that we only succeed in becoming more perplexed and fed up. Compare these two statements of life’s meaning, one from a college senior and the other from the founder of the college at which the young man is a student. “The only meaning of life,” says the student, “is to get all the fun you can out of it and don’t’do anything you can’t get by with, because that’s what everybody does anyway.” The founder of the college says, on the other hand: “I received during my years of university training one thing that I have never had to change. That In a comparison of these two statements we find a key to the present unrest. In an age when everything is done for us and everything is easy of attainment, we lose the opportunity for the strenuous endeavor that characterized our predecessors, the pioneers. was a sense of what was worth while in life.” Pastor, to Be Influential, Must Be Honest in His Pulpit Utterances By REV. DR. ALBERT EDWARD DAY, Pittsburgh. How can a congregation trust its minister as a spiritual adviser if it ! | | suspects that he is saying what he does not believe, or is not saying what | he does believe? Only a few weeks ago I sat in a company of the most intellectual men of the day. One of them, an educator of national repu- | tation, told of having gone to a prominent church, andy as he listened to | the preacher, having jotted down on paper some things which the preacher uttered. A few days later this educator confronted that preacher with his pul- pit declamations and asked: “Do you believe these things?” The preacher hastened to avow that he did not; that he only said such things to please his pew holders, who would be shocked by a revela- tion of his real state of mind. How can a minister stand in the pulpit and utter insincere words and expect to retain either the blessings of God, or the confidence of men ? It costs something to be honest, but as long as a preacher stands in any pulpit his congregation should be sure that he is dealing honestly, and that what he says in the pulpit represents a conviction and not a bid for salary. Economic Facts Ignored by United States in War Debt Settlements By JOSEPH 8S. DAVIS, Adviser to Dawes Commission. The United States used its legal position and ecenomic power to force war debt settlements which fall short of commending themselves | to allied and neutral countries as fair, reasonable, or even political. Except on the humiliating ground of capacity to pay, our repre- sentatives apparently ignored practically all suggestions and consider- ations brought forward by our own critics and by the debtor nations. As the allied powers did in the cause of the Versailles treaty and as Germany’s reparation creditors also did for several years, the United States arrogated to itself the right to be the final judge of what was just and expedient. As a result, it is likely that adjustments of the debt settlements will have to be made. America’s position as the great creditor nation of the world has given latitude to its foreign investments, which are estimated at between 11 and 13 billions of dollars. Because of this, the nation is interested In maintaining political and economic conditions that will make such investments safe and productive, and thus may take a more liberal attis tude on the question of debt adjustment. J Country’s Prosperity Dependent Upon Workers’ “Fat Pay Envelopes” — By JAMES J. DAVIS, Secretary of Labor. There isn’t any room in this country for people who love other | flags, and the soofer they get out the better it will be. I am in favor of restricted immigration. If mere population makes for prosperity, China and India would be the most prosperous and we | know their present condition. If I wanted to start a panic in this country, and if I had the power, I would immediately close all factories manufacturing the things called | luxuries. A country is only prosperous when the toilers are prosperous. | As soon 8 you stop the power to buy luxuries you stop the greatest pur- | | | | | { chasing power we have. When you cut the pay envelope you start a panic. There is pros- perity only when the workers in this country have fat pay envelopes. | District of Columbia, which had been | missioners, who, under his direction, | fore the 15th day of July, 1792, shall | produce to | next in merit to the one they shall adopt. The building to be of brick, and to contain the following apart- NF L A A Na By ELMO SCOTT WATSON HE Capitol at Washing- ton, symbol as it is of the nation’s growth, is soon to have an addi- tion, according to pres- ent plans. Although the Capitol has passed through three major stages of expansion, it is not yet completed. t To relieve the congest- ed state of the quarters in which the government is called upon to tran- sact its business at the present time and to give the Capitol better archi- tectural balance with the present senate and house wings, a new wing is to be added to the central part of the east front, The history of the Capitol goes back to the first administration of George Washington. In July, 1790, Washington signed a bill passed by the senate, definitely locating the Capitol on the Potomac river in the established under the eighth section and first article of the Constitution. The bill provided for the appoint- ment by the President of three com- were to make a survey of a required territory and were empowered to pur- chase or receive by present such land as the President thought necessary for the use of the government. The three commissioners selected by Washington were David Stuart of Virginia and Daniel Carroll and Thomas Johnson of Maryland. In or- der to give every architect in the country opportunity to offer a plan for the Capitol, Washington and the three commissioners wrote the follow- ing advertisement: A premium of a lot in this city to be designated by impartial judges, and five hundred dollars, or a medal of that value at the option of the party, will be given by the commissioners of the Federal building to the person who be- them the most approved plan for a Capitol to be erected in this city; and two hundred and fifty dollars, or a medal, to the plan deemed cient to accommodate three hundred persons each; a lobby or anteroom to the latter; a senate room of 1200 square feet area; an ante-chamber; 12 rooms of 600 square feet each for committee rooms and clerks’ offices. It will be a recommendation of any plan if the central part of it may be detached and erected for the present with the appearance of a complete whole, and be capable of admitting the additional parts in future, if they shall be wanted. Drawings will be expected of the ground plots, eleva- tions of each front, and seétions through the building in such diree- tions as may be necessary to explain the internal structure; and an esti- mate of the cubic feet of brick work composing the whole mass of walls. A fee of $500 for designing a na- tional capitol would be looked upon as a joke by architects of today, but in the early days of the Republic that sum was a munificent one, indeed. At any rate, 16 plans were submitted as a result of the advertisement in the newspapers and they yere sent in by a few real architects, a few draftsmen and by a number of other persons who were neither architects or draftsmen, but to whom that $500 and the glory of being the designer of the government building were very attractive. The architect whose plan was accepted was Stephen Hallet of Philadelphia, a Frenchman. But he was deprived of the honor by a cu- rious accident. Jonathan Trumbull, the celebrated artist, had a friend, Dr. William Thornton, of Philadel- phia, whose hobby was that of ama- teur drafting and who had won some renown as a designer of the Phila- delphia library. Trumbull suggested to Thornton that he submit a design for the Capitol and send it to the Pres- ident. Washington preferred Thorn- ton's plan to Hallet’s, and although the latter and his friends stirred up considerable of a row over the matter, the doctor's » plan was finally ‘ac- cepted. The design by Doctor Thornton called for a domed rotunda, a portico and two wings. But funds were so scarce when the young government set out to build the Capitol, it was decided to erect only the north wing at first. It was this wing which was compfeted in 1800 and into which ments to wit: a conference room and a room for the representatives, suffi- congress, the Supreme court and the library were moved. “The Oven,” a temporary round brick structure, was put up the next year on the site of the house wing, but the permanent structure of this was not finished until 1811. Then came the great calamity, one of the most disheartening which the infant republic had ever suffered. During the War of 1812 the British captured Washington, burned the new Capitol, the White House and other public buildings. It seemed an al- most impossible task to President Madison and his subordinates to re- build the charred remnants of the government buildings. But a few weeks later, Madison called congress in special session, and as a result of its action the rebuilding of the Cap- itol began. By 1843, however, it was discovered that the Capitol was already too small for the needs of the govern- ment, and congress passed a resolu- tion providing for the enlargement of the building by the addition of a wing on the south side. Nothing was done about the matter until 1850, when Jefferson Davis, then a senator from Mississippi, requested an architect named Robert Mills to submit plans for the enlargement of the Capitol. Mills’ specifications called for new wings on the north and south and a dome in the center of the original building. Davis succeeded in getting through the senate an appropriation of $100,000 for each wing, but the house reduced it to $50,000 for each and arranged for competitive bidding in the planning. The plans submitted by T. U. Walter of Philadelphia, which were especially favored by President Millard Fillmore, were final- ly selected. It took more than six years for the completion of the work, and during that time it was discovered that the original appropriation of $50,000 for each wing would be decidedly insuf- ficient. In fact, the total cost was something over $8,000,000. The new house wing was occupied for the first time December 16, 1857, but the sen- ate did not move into its wing until January 4, 1859. Now, after seventy years, a new wing is to be added to the Capitol to give Brother Johnathan, the lusty young giant among nations, plenty of room in which to carry on his affairs of state, Sold A “swell-head” went to a fashion- able artist to have his portrait paint- | ed. The fee was pretty stiff, and the likeness too true to be flattering. Not well pleased, the sitter demurred at the price. “Well, you need not pay for it un- less you want it,” said the artist. “Then you'll have it on your hands. How can vou sell it if I refuse to have it?” “As easily as T can paint a tall on it,” said the artist, in a tone which brought out the checkbook like a flash. — Pittsburgh Chronicle - Tele- graph, To Preserve Ferns There are at least two very satis- factory ways to preserve maidenhair ferns. One is to dip the ferns as soon as gathered in perfectly limpid gum water. This should be done carefully. After allowing them to drain for two or three minutes, arrange in a vase to dry. Another very good way is to put the ferns, when first gathered, be- tween two clean sheets of blotting pa. per. Lay between boards and press for a week or so. “Sneeze Gas” The introduction of a small quan- tity of a recently discovered “sneeze gas” into illuminating gas is the sug- gestion of a prominent American gas expert, with a view to lessening the large number of suicides and acci- dental deaths by gas poisoning. mp EE — This flag, w! 13,874 fire brillia the national con Edward L. 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