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NIGHTINGALE’S FRIEND
“I heard a story the other day,” sald
Daddy, “a quite true story.
“Mr. Nightingale had built too large
a nest
sAfter a while he thought of a vis-
itor he would like to have all the
time, and off be started on his trav-
els.
“As he went along, flying as fast as
he could, he kept thinking to himself
how very lonely he had been of late.
“At last he reached the spot he had
chosen for resting. It was in a
blackbird’s bay.
“There were many low bushes and
shrubs and berry trees in this bay,
and in the marshy water were quan-
tities of pond lilies. .
“Soon a very fine bird—black as
black could be, and very shiny, just
as if he'd polished his wings with
shoe-blackening—perched on a bush
beside the one where Mr. Nightingale
was resting.
“Did you come to hear us sing or
talk or scream? asked the blackbird.
“Ar. Nightingale sang a little open-
ing song and then began to talk to the
blackbird.
“ ‘Mr. Blackbird,’ he said, ‘you're a
handsome fellow, and you're very
smart.
“I've heard a secret about your
family. Many have done what you
will do.
“‘You must try. That's all” And
again Mr. Nightingale sang a song.
“ ‘What do you mean, Mr. Nightin-
“What Do You Mean, Mr. Nightin-
gale?”
gale? Your song is lovely, but your
talk is very, very queer.
“And Mr. Blackbird shook his head
sadly.
“ ‘Well, I mean you to come to my
nest. It's too big for me.
“t's fitted out perfectly—all the
latest improvements—fresh water to
drink supplied by my water man, Mr.
Showers, and new worms each day
my children bring to my nest in plen-
ty of time for breakfast—and our
rooms are both shady and sunny.
“In fact, it's a very superior home.
“But in the house nearby lives a
dear old lady, and I want to give her
a treat.
“She has gone away on a visit
and when she comes back I want you
to be singing duets with me.’
“ “What? shouted the blackbird.
‘I'm to sing with you?
“Most certainly. Many blackbirds
have copied our voices so that you
wouldn't be able to tell us apart if
you couldn’t see us.
“The nice old lady will hear our
voices and think that there are two of
me!
“ ‘When she sees that one Is you,
she'll think you're a very bright bird
—that's what she'll think.
“ ‘Besides, I want a companion and
I like you.’
“¢ pever heard so many reasons
in all my life,’ laughed the blackbird.
“But I'll go just as soon as I get
my suitcase packed.
“ “There are several little delicacies
from the bay I'd like to bring along.
“And Mr. Blackbird stopped to put
some red berries and other goodies in
his straw bag.
“Then off they went, and Mr. Black-
bird did learn to sing just like Mr.
Nightingale, and when the lady came
back she was delighted, surprised and
amazed.”
Owen’s Clever Ruse
Owen's Uncle Jim had an automo-
bile which was a novelty to the little
boy. He wanted to ride in it all the
time, so that his mother had to warn
him that he must never ask Uncle Jim
to take him for a ride. One day Uncle
Jim was in the garage working on the
car, and Owen went out to watch him.
He climbed into the back seat, and
pointed te the flowers in the flower
holders.
“What fis these flowers, Uncle
Jim?” he asked.
“Roses, Owen,”
Owen thought for a while and then
suggested, “I thinks those roses says
they want a ride, Uncle Jim.”
Tooth Was Hatching
Maribelle went with her father on a
trip into the country. While at a farm
house she was intensely Interested in
the baby chicks in the incubator.
A few days later she was pushing
the baby carriage in front of her
home when an elderly woman met
her. The woman admired the baby
and asked how old it was.
Sald Maribelle, “I don’ know ‘zact-
ly, but his first toof Is beginnin' to
batch.”