The Patton courier. (Patton, Cambria Co., Pa.) 1893-1936, March 30, 1906, Image 3

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COULD NOT KEEP UP.
Broken Down, Like Many Another Wom-
an, With Exhausting Kidney Troubles,
Mrs, A. Taylor, of Wharton, N, J,
gays: “I had Kidney trouble In its
most painful and severe form, and the
tarture i wentthrough
now seems to have
been almost unbear-
able, 1 had Dback-
ache, pains in the side
and loins, dizzy spells
and hot, feverish
headaches, There
were bearing-down
: B pains, and the Kidney
Le N secretions assed too
frequently end with & burning sensa-
tion, They showed sediment. I be-
came disc.araged, weak, languid and
depressed, so sick and sore that 1
could not keep up. As doctors did not
cure me I decided to try Doan’s Kid-
ney Pills, and with such success that
my troubles were uil gone after using
eight hoxX>:, and my strength, ambi-
Jon and general health is fine.”
, Sold by all dealers. 50 cents n box.
Foster-Milburn Co. Buffalo, N, Y.
" v——
: Japan's Pensions.
According to a statement made by
Baron Takahashi, before sailing from
New York last week, the Japanese
‘Government proposes to recognize the
service of its soldiers and sailors in
a most marked manner. Japan al-
ready has a pension system which pro-
vides for the disabled and for the wid-
ows and orphans, but it is proposed to
£0 much farther. The proposition is
to distribute a bonus in addition to
the regular pensions of $75,000,000 in
bonds to the soldiers and sailors who
took part in the war wiih Russia. Both
officers and men are to share in the
distribution, partly in accordance with
rank and partly in accordance with the
degree of meritorious service. In this
way the men who fought the war
through to a successful termination
will become to some extent bond-
holders, and will have an additional
Interest in the general prosperity of
the country. That the Government
feels able to take this step is another
indication of the confidence that is
felt in the future of Japan.
Cost Exceeds Receipts.
A: rural post wagon caries, on the
average, 54 letters and posta: cards,
107 newspapers and circulars and
three parcels. This amount of mail
weighs less than 20 pounds and would
about fill a bushel basket. Only 20
letters and postal cards and two
pieces of other mail are collected,
weighing about two pounds. The
average route costs the Post Office
nearly $50 a month, and pays only a
little more than $10 for business orig-
inating on it. Between the cost of all
the routes and the income from .busi-
ness origingting on them is a discrep-
ancy of $9,500,000 a year.—World's
Work.
Trade Relations With Spain.
Last year the United States sold
to Spain goods worth $17,000,000 and
purchased $8,500,000 worth, the lar-
gest total of trade we have ever had
with that country. It is gratifying
to find the business relations of the
two nations moving peacefully and
profitably.—St. Louis Globe-Dembo-
crat.
In the churchyard of Woolwich,
Kent, IIngland, is the epitaph: ‘‘Sa-
cred to the memory of Major James
Brush, royal artillery, who was kill-
ed by the accidental discharge of a
pistol by his ordly 14th April, 1831.
Well done, good and faithful ser-
vant.”
HOSPITALS CROWDED
MAJORITY OF PATIENTS WOMEN
Mrs. Pinkham's Advice Saves Many
From this Sad and Costly Experience.
It is a sad but
certain fact that
Pevery year
brings an in-
crease in the
numberofopera-
tions performed
upon women in
our hospitals.
More than three-
fourths of the
patients lying
white beds are women and girls who
are awaiting or recovering from opera-
tions made necessary by neglect.
Every one of these patients had
plentyof warning in that bearing down
feeling, pain at the left or right of the
abdomen, nervous exhaustion, pain in
the small of the back, pelvic catarrh,
dizziness, flatulency, displacements or
irregularities. All of these symptoms
are indications of an unhealthy con-
dition of the female organs, and if not
heeded the trouble may make headway
until the penalty has to be paid by a
dangerous operation, and a lifetime of
impaired usefulness at best, while in
many cases the results are fatal.
Miss Luella Adams, of Seattle, Wash.,
writes:
Dear Mrs. Pinkham :—
“About two years ago I was a great suf-
ferer from a severe female trouble, pains and
headaches. The doctor prescribed for me and
finally told me that I had a tumor and must
undergo an operation if I wanted to get well.
1 felt that this was my death warrant, but I
spent hundreds of dollars for medical help,
but the tumor kept growing. Fortunately 1
corresponded with an aunt inthe New England
States, and she advised me to take Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound, as it was
said to cure tumors. Idid soand immediately
began to improve in health,and I was entirely
cured, the tumor disappearing entirely, with-
out an operation. I wish every suffering
woman would try this great preparation.”
Just as surely as Miss Adams was
cured of the troubles enumerated in
her letter, just so surely will Lydia E.
Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound cure
other women who suffer from fe-
male troubles, inflammation, kidney
troubles, nervous excitability or ner-
vous prostration.
Mrs. Pinkham invites all young
women who are ill to write her for free
advice. She is daughter-in-law ot
Lydia E. Pinkham and for twenty-five
ears has been advising sick women
oe of charge. Address, Lynn, Mass.
A FUNNY LITTLE CRAB,
How the ‘Fiddler Folds Up for His
Long Winter Sleep.
One of the most Interesting mem-
bers of the crab family is the queer
and grotesque litle “fAddler,” which
lives in burrows In the banks of creeks
and estuaries back of the beach, Into
these burrowe the crab retires in
autumn and composes tself for a long
winter sleep. Tlie eye stalks are then
folded down into sockets beneath tho
shell, and the large claw rests closed
and inert against the body, while the
legs are folded up until the entire ani-
mal is snugly closed upon itself, and
it remains in this dormant condition
until the spring, Early in April the
fiddlers’ awaken and immediately at-
tend to clearing out their burrows.
The large claw is useless for eating,
only the small one belng available for
this purpose. It is amusing to sce the
delicacy with which this. little claw
feels about and picks up the particles
of vegetable matter and places them
in the mouth, while the eyes are all
the time raised aloft on their stalks
and apparently looking off into the
distance. The female crabs have both
claws gmall and of equal size, so they
are both used in feeding, and she can
satisfy her hunger just twice as easily
and quickly as the male. These “‘fid-
dler” crabs also gather food and store
it in the burrows for future use.
FITS permanently cured. No fits or nervous-
ness after first day's uge of Dr. Kline's Great
Nerve Restorer, $2 trialbottleandtreatisefree
Dr. R. H. Kung, Ltd. 981 Arch St. Phila. Pa
Economy is the roaa to wealth—ard it's
a hard road to . avel,
Antelopes Choose The Open.
The antelope lives always in open
country, unlike members of the dear
family, which invariably prefer a thick
dense forest, They cannot be driven
into timber cover or thick:ts cf
brush, but will literally turn about
and run over a pursuer, if necessary
rather than be forced into cover. If
they ave ever obliged to pass by or
through such places for food and
water, they take a great deal of time
to do so, as if they were determined
to see everything that could be seen en
route.—March Century.
STOPS BELCHING.
Bad Breath—Positive and Instant
Care Free~No Drugs—Cures
by Absorption.
Cures
A sweet breath is priceless,
Mull’'s Anti-Belch Wafers will enre bad
breath and bad taste instantly. Belching
and bad taste indicate offensive breath,
which is due to stomach trouble.
Mull’s Anti-Beleh Wafers purify the
stomach and stop belching. hv absorbing
foul gases that arise from undigested food.
and by sunplving the direstive organs with
natnral solvents for food.
They relieve sea or car sickness and nau-
sea of any kind.
Thev quickly cure headache. correct the
ill effect of excessive eating or drinking.
They will destroy a tobacco, whisky or
onian breath instantly.
They stop fermentation in the stomach.
acute indigestion. cramps, colie, gas in the
stomach and intestines, distended ahdo-
men. heartburn. bad complexion, dizzy
spells or any other affliction arising from
a diseased stamach.
We know Mull’s Anti-Delch Wafers will
do this, and we want von to know it. This
offer may not appear again
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3246 GOOD TOR 2je.
Send this coupon with your name
| and address and your druggist’s name |
[and 10c. in stamps or silver, and we |
t will supply you a sample free *if vou |
have never used Mull's Anti-Belch |
Wafers, and will also send vou a cer-
| tificate good for 2je. toward the pur-
| chase of more Belch Wafers. You will |
! find them inva’1able for stamach trou-
{ ble: cures by absorntion. Address {
| MuLL’s Grape Toxic Co.. 328 3d|
| Ave., Rock Island, Jl.
Gwe Full Address and Write Plainly. |
All druggists, 50c. per box, or by mail
upon receipt of price. Stamps accepted.
Do You Belch?
His Prize.
A Pittsburg widower, while away
from home on a business trip, met
and married a lady who, though fam-
ed for her goodness of heart, would
be spoken of even by her friends
as ‘‘piain.” The man believed that
she wouid be a kind mother to his
two children, however, and as she
was also possessed of a fair amount
of this world's goods was not inclined
to expect the beauty of a peach in a
potato.
After his marriage he telegraphed
to the eldest of the children, a girl of
15:
“Have won a prize. Am
Will be home to-morrow."
When the bride and groom arrived,
the children were watching at the
door, and at sight of their future
mother gave a little gasp of conster-
nation.
The second child, a boy, nudged his
sister and whispered:
“Say, Nell, that must have been
the consolation prize that pa got!”—
Harper's Weekly.
married.
Deafness Cannot Be Cured
by local applications as they cannot reach the
diseased portion oi the ear, Thereis only one
way to cure deafness, and that is by consti-
tutional remedies. Deafness is caused by an
inflamed condition of the mucous lining of
the Eustachian Tube. When this tube isin-
flamed you have a rumbling sound or imper-
fect hearing, and when it is entiraly closed
Deafness isthe result, and unless the inflam-
mation can be taken out and this tube re-
stored to its normal cond tion, hearing will
be destroyed forever. Nine ¢ out of ten
aro caused by catarrh, whichis nothing but an
inflamed condition of the mucous surfaces.
‘We will give One Hundred Dollars for any
case of Deafness(caused by catarrh) that can-
not be cured by Hall’s Catarrh Cure. Send for
circulars free. F.J.Cueney & Co., Toledo, O.
Sold by Drugeists, 75c,
Take Hall's Family Pills for constipation.
The Golden Crested Wren.
The Golden crested wren is the
smallest not only of British but of all
Buropean birds: Its average weight
is only about eight grains troy. The
length of the feathers is about three
and a haif inches and the stretch of
the wings about five inches, but when
the feathers are taken off the length
of the body does not exceed one inch.
The Scriptural Fathom.
The Scriptural fathom was four
cubits or about seven feet three in-
ches. -
Revised Maxine
Early to rise,
And early to shop.
Makes daddy’s bank accoun
Take a big drop.
Must Be O14,
“She don’t look so old.”
“But I can remember when she had
la grippe.”
—————
Trying,
First Chicken—"You seem nervous.”
Second Chicken—~"“"Why, ves. I've
just seen a cousin of mine running
around with bis head ofl,”
Ihe Gesticulatory Language,
“Ah, bon jour, monsieur.”
“Oh, talk English—it’s too cold for
French to-day. I want to keep my
hands in my pockets,"—=Woman's
Home Companion.
———
He Doesn't Counts
Caller—“There is Mr. Henpeck al
the window, and you tell me there
isn’t anybody at Lome.”
Maid—*“Sure, then, an’ Mr. Henpock
{sn’'t anybody—at home,"
Spe Riinant,,
Prue—“Why don't you break the en.
gagement if you find you no longer
love him?”
Marjorie—"I've just discovered that
he wants to break it himself,” —Puck.
It Often Happens.
“I understand yon played a solo af
the musical last night?”
“No; merely an accompaniment.”
“Why, nobody sang.”
“True. But everybody
Louisville Courier-Journal,
talked." —
Difference in Pupils,
“It costs a good deal to get a thor
ough college education, doesn't it
Henry?’ asked one of his friends.
“Naw!” responded the I ¥ You
athlete. “It ain't costin’ me nothin.”
—Chicago Tribune, -
Aun Awful Warninz.
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Men "of the Strap-hanging Age.
(From a print of the period, 1005.)—
Panch.
C—,
Had the Dust,
“Was there much dust on the trip
coming through?’ said lis friend to the
new arrival.
“I didn’t notice any,” said the other,
“but the porterfound fifty cents’ worth
on my clothes.”—Detroit I'ree Press.
After Christmas,
Rivers-—*Brooks, you've heard that
familiar saying, ‘Give a man rope
enough- 2
Brooks—"And he'll smoke himself to
death? O, yes, I've heard that, ard 1
have often wondered who the pretend-
ed friend of yours is that's trying to
kill you off.”—Chicago 'I'vibune.
Disappoinied,
“Don’t you know,” said the young
man who thinks he has musical tal-
ent. “I sprained my throat the other
day playing the cornet.”
“Yes,” replied his landlady, “and the
neighbors sent their sympathy until
they heard the truth,”
“What truth?”
“They thought you had sprained the
cornet.,”—Chicago News,
Habit,
Hicks—-“He was at one {ime quite
prominent in Wall Street tinanclering,
wasn't he?”
Wicks—"Yes. but he's settled down
now as a gentleman farmer, raising
ine cattle and all that sort of thing.”
Hicks—“Well, well! How entirely
lifferent from his ¢!d work.”
Wicks—*"‘Ob, not entirely. He wat-
ars his stock, of course.”—TFhiladelphia
Press.
mci —
Investigation Called For,
Julius Cacsar—“"When dey git froo
mvestigation.n’ de luiquitable Life 1
wish dey'd disillusionize dis yere telle-
raft company.”
Marcus Cicero— Wot
Julius?”
Julius Caesar—‘“Dey done said in dis
message, ‘Mopey sent by telegraph.
My ole boss \done sent it, too. But
when I open {2 eenvelop dave ¢in'3 #
sent in it, sab!" —JJudge, !
dey done,
To sweeten,
To refresh,
To cleanse the \ b
stipated;
For men, women
Effectually
and children;,
system,
and Gently ;
There is only
one Genuine
Syrup of Figs;
to get its bene-
ficial effects
Always buy the genuine — Manufactured by the
FoRNIA FiG SYRUP
San Francisco, Cal.
Louisville, Ky.
Dispels colds and
headaches when
ilious or con-
Acts best, on
the kidneys
and liver,
stomach and
bowels;
C
NewYork.AY.
The genuine Syrup of Figs is for sale by all first-class
druggists, The full name of the company—California
Fig Syrup Co.—is always printed on the front
of every package.
rea A A)
Price Fifty Cent
s per bottle.
mn
A Famous Phrase.
In a recent addr betore the
nois Historic fey, Ci
Carr consider '
two-minute addre 1
and pointed out 1 fay
words contained in the address—'a
Government of the peopl
ple and for ths people—were
original with Linco! tis
that there was con i
it the time of his u them, whic
went so far that it was insinuated tha
he was guilty of wiltul
fhe matter was thoro
gated by Lamon, Ni and others,
and it was found that the phrase
been so often used as to become com-
man property. It appears, substan-
1 I
LYS
not
invesri-
tially as Lincoln used it in webster's |
It was used by Theo-
anti-slavery con-
reply to Hayne.
dore Parker in an
vention at Boston in 1850, and by Joel |
Parker in Massac usetts Constitution-
al Convention in 1853. The first avp-
pearance of this phrase, so far as it
has been posible to ascertain, was in
the preface of the old Wickiiite Bible,
which declares that “this Bible is for
the government cf the people, by the
people and fer the people.”
Chicago Skyscrapers Sinking.
Chicago is gradually dropping into
he bore under the streets known
¢he 1liinois tunnel. The hig Marshall
Field store started down and sinasheq
the glass in two plate glass windows.
The Reliance across the
street has settled until ¢ ints are be
coming frightened. The Puliman
building has goie down so far that it
is split from basement to turret, The
Itield wholesale structure on Adams
street has been s ‘or months and
is still guing down. At 12 differeni
street intersections there are depres-
sions noticeable.
skyscraper
GRAND TH 1”
And the Last Langh is Aiways ths Best
“Six monies : I won
laughed at the idea that the.» conld be
‘anything beiter for a boverage
than coffee.” writes an
“now I laugh t. know {here is.
“Since childhood T drank coffee as
freely as any other member of
family.
11
id
table
aid not gain in bealily, hut was afflicted
with heart trouble, a weak
dered stomach, wrecked ov
general breaking down, till ast winter
at the age of 38 1 seaimned to he on th»
verge of consumption. My friends
greeted me with ‘IIo had you look!
What a terrible color! and this was
not very coxforting.
“The dectors and patent
did me absolctely no
thoroughlv disconraged,
“Then I
menced Dostum onl Cotiee, At first
I didn’t like it, but after a few trials
and following the directions exactly, it |
was grand. It was refreshing and sat- :
medicines
was
goog. 1
and
gave un coffoes
com-
isfying. 1: of weeks I no- |
ticed a it change. I became |
stronger, my brain grew cleaver, I was
not troubled with forgetininess as in |
coffee times, my power of endurance
was more than doubled. The heart |
trouble and indigestion disappeared |
and my nerves became steady and |
{
|
couple
strong.
“I began to take an interest in things |
about me. Housework and home-mak- |
ing became a pleasure. My friends |
Lave marveled ar the cha and when |
they enquire what brought it about, I |
answer ‘Postum Food (offee, and-noth-
ing else in the world.” Name given |}
by Postum Co., Battle Creek, Mich.
There's a reaswm. Read the little
book, “The Iicad to Wellville,” in pkgs. i
, by the peo- |
| foliage will still pre
had |
i suffering,
| foreed to call i
i sicians of my to
| announced it to be
| ever. The
| Lizzie
have
Ohio woman— |
1 the | 13
The result was a puny, sickly | of
. - . Is
girl, and as I grew into womanhood I | ists.
and disor- |
es snd a |
feiters
who was captured by Government of- |
He is known |
as the “man with the velvet touch,” |
and making |
HE
OE DAY
uy 0 has M
AATHGRIPIN
obit 1 Sov) on'tsell A
8
-GRIPIRE
GUARANTEED TO CURE
Rip, BAD £0LD, KEADAGKE AND NEURALGIA.
nii-Gripine 10 a dealer who won't Guarantee Kt.
vr MONEY BACK IF IT DOESN'T (URE.
. Springfield, Moe.
Ths Willow.
I has
even
stich a wonderful
when the interi
m decay that only
ns, the ap-
pearance of iif
WORST FORM OF ECZEMA
Llack Splotehes All Over Face-—Affected |
Parts Now Clear as Ever-—Cured by
the Cuticura Remedies.
“About
with black
a lew cover
a severe
caused me
four ye I was
vlotches
tion, and which
a gr
to such an extent that 1
After
mination of the dreaded complaint they
eczema in its
They treated me for
» tha length of cone y
did me no good. Finally my
purchased a set of the Cuticura
. and after using the contents of
bottle of Cuticura Resolvent in
n with the Cutienra Soap and
Ointment, the king out entirely
stopped. 1 continued the use of he Cutie
cura Remedies for six months, and a
that every splotch 1 as entirely gone and
the affe parts were leit as clear as
Cuticura Remedies not only
cured me of that « daiul dise-se, eczema,
but other ec ated “4r well,
0 Jones Ave. Selms,
skin
form,
connection
bles as
Ala.
Huge Turtle Shells.
The huge that existed dur-
turties
line the youth of the world appear to
the |
inhabited the foothills of
jaya mountains. The shells and
these extinet creatures,
which wash out of the
ines where have been buried
ages prove that they were more
bones of
cceasionally
ey
toriose family
A Blind Counterfeiter.
the most
arrested
skillful
is a blind
One of
ever man
ficers a few weeks ago,
a die for
passing his fin-
could
counterfeit
engrave
coins by
| gers over a good coin and thus secur- |
{ing the mental impression of its de-
| tails,
WE MANUFACTURE
Gas Saving Gas Burners |
For Boilers and Hot Air
Write for Catalogue.
STARDARD HEATING AND RADIATOR CO.,
PITT BURC, FA.
ARE
IN PENNSYL
I'he v 0a
great variety of 1
your produets. }
and bought. Write for particu ?
RAYMOND G. FRICK, 1102 Real Kstute Trost Bldg, Philada.
States my sp
est Garden Seeds. $1's worth of Universal Pees
5 C for Sc worth of Yeading 26 novelties in Cherise |
ug Cullpous ree with very oder,
8B
LOLUIANU'S bith D 8M UKE, BALLIMORE,
P. N. U. 12, 1906
48 p. book free. Highest refs,
Long experience. Fitzgerald
' &Co.Dept 54. Washington,DC
If affilcted
saws Thompson's Eye Water
eyes; use
leaves and
afliicted |
| over my face and |
, which produced |
deal of annoyance and |
was |
vo of the leading phy- |
. thorough ex- |
the |
r, but the |
ice as large as any specimen |
which now ex- |
Furnaces. |
W. L.. DoucLAS
13322432 SHOES
| W. L. Douglas $4.00 Giit Edge Line
cannot be equalled at any price.
WADOUGLag |
SHOES
ALL
PRICES
© WORLp)
> UES Garg
tree |
“LE 4,
by CEN |
£2006, 5 5 OR j
5
A ESTABLgED ;
JULY ¢ 4876
CAPITAL $2,500,
| W. L. DOUGLAS MAKES & SELLS MORE
| MEN'S $3.50 SHOES THAN ANY OTHER
MANUFACTURER IN THE WORLD.
$10,000 ENA to anyone who can
I I could take you into ny three large factoriés
at Brockton, Mass., and show you the infinite
care with which every pair of shoes is made, you
would realize why W. L. Douglas $3.50 shoes
cost more to make, why they hold their si y
fit better, wear longer, and are of greater
intrinsic value than any other $3.50 shoe.
WW. L. Douglas Sinony Made Shoes for
Men, $2.50, $2.00. Boys’ School &
firess Shoes, $2.50, $2, $1.75, $1.50
CAUTION. Insist upon having W.L.Doung-
Ias shoes. Take no sul ute. None genuine
without hig name and price stamped on bottom.
Fast Color Eyelets used ; they will not wear brassy.
Write for Jllustrated CatiJog.
W. L. DOUGLAS, Brockton, Mass.
pS sts SECT
{HOLD UP!
Rand consider
(, {THE POMMEL
BRAND. SLICKER
LIKE ALL
TOWER;
SFT
EO
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CLOTHING.
is made of the best
N malcrials, in black or yellow
¥ lully guaranteed.and sold by
reliable dealers eve
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Paxtine
Toilet Antiseptic
Whitens the teeth— purifies
mouth and breath — cures nasal
catarrh, sore throat, sore eyes,
and by direct application cures
all inflamed, ulcerated and
catarrhal conditions caused by
feminine ills.
Paxtine possesses extraordinary
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LARGE TRIAL PACKAGE FREE
The R. Paxton Co., Boston, Mass
Hoxle’s Gough Disks
Check & cold fn one hour, 25 cents at druggiss
or mailed A. ¥, HOXIE, Buffalo, N. Y.