“ito it in the Bible man for. h ¢ odd i ci ¥,"! na; dros A Ww. 1 oie nde. up yoy recommend it in the future. gentleman cams inte my v colic padne Bat Boor. 1 gave remedy which | doing. 1 begat Enos south By the examining bishop becsose Aber could mot tell the date of fhe Bord Nevertheless the bishop who asked the question knew what he was It may not have been a fale question, but there Is & Coline answer 1 men!, would answer it at once. after the birth of Adam, in the second math and the seventeenth dy. be pan then sod continued for 40 days _ | and nights This is how It is figured: { The third verse of the fifth chapter of i Genesis pends thus. “And Adam lived | 180 years aod begat a son in bis own | Hkenesn, after his hnage, and cabed his | Loma Seth” “Then in the sixth verse ft fe told that Beth lived HO years apd Adam. sare the [earth | Heed 0 posts after the Nirth lof th, and the Satter after the b Lot Enos Hwed a7 F yar. So " i minirtey " the 5 and be po doubt | bust “| thought that the eight candidates if | ¥ | they were wall versed in the Ol Testa The date of the Sood was 1.650 years fies,” ssid 3 well ksown theatres! | manager fo the writer the other day, “bappeniel to the late Tom Keene when he was perforaiing a porthern New York tow B SHIMDANY Was playing lulig Cand a1 the i IR LT i fond {a lead to wend ap the | ir teed Bh the sen. od rustle chr wis ihe oft OF the sg savers wilh : hastily fit vrimt fae Cthemter sad, after be druning. Was presse the mide of The w mest was do ebay, wud ite ia The 8 erpe wasps i attached HIBHIS, ‘walfared. logan 0 swarm about the . stage. seeking fevenge upon the Ro - mans ln ter low necked and short dseved 4 The wasps seemed to be particiia iy offended with Cesar, cand Hoi doulafol if Cesar's dest Cpene WER over aoted with Ping. fer at the mesaent Be Wi ponrced by the sunsnin the wasps core fest ¥ Fat il 1a the nt we fk and : at Noati. whi oh a gow of the sev Cduy of the Ronis the hte dar nee all the fontaine of the great deep broken up al all the windrwy of Heaven were pened” This was the food. and JY eam to pase ia the yeur OM after the birth of Adam New York | 5 Bun. : : Brown's Battered Wntermeton, Colonel George W. Anderson, & oen of wpleidid genius snd mre oratorieat gifts, was stomping for Greeley and | Brown down ln sonthwest Missourl (One night In the mbdst of his speech sn e old fellow arose in the back of the | “house and said. : “eialamel Andersen, is it tro thet ! Governor Brows was so drunk st that Yale alomai dinner that be butternd : oy red it in frag that Governor Brows « buttered his watermelon at the Yale | alumni dinner. and | am happy to in fortn yon that that Is the only way io : which watermelons are eaten In puiite Fh i asked to speak with Girardin } the whale village, street, be sald: “Girardin the king has | Was the last ever heard of the story | sional of i which goes to demonstrate the valne | of the butters! water: of Daston's famous motto: “Landace! Toujours I'sudace? 8 reagh diamond. fag be never bad a coperior in Mis sour, which is saying & great deal He Was go adept in the use of every spe cles of orstorical weapon. Champ J Clark iv Saturday Evening Post. Wenlda't sen) the Howse, 3 "'he Bouse in which Josn of Are wis ‘born is still faithfully preserved in : pious veneration a1 Domremy, where un shrice. Passersby tavarianty cross The story goes that a rich and eccen. tric Englishman tried bard to buy the | place in 1837. It was at that time the ‘would pot sell it even to 8 Frenchman, | i much leas to a foreigner and especially an Englishman People bere would call me & traitor and a coward were | | part with the house from which Josn of Arc set out to serve France : . The Englishman convinced himself that further bargaining wis oseless and went his way, Boon afier an officer from the King's household arrived fn the village and sasembied in the learned that vou have oefused fo sell your house to an Englishman, He de sires to reward you, but not In coin He knows that yon no more sant the money of the Pronch than of the Eng : Hinds, : to present you with the cross of the La therefore has he ovanmasuled ine gion of Honor” Two Great Objecon. "They say.” remarked the very evn 1 bem] person, “that fo this corrupt and | superficial age the great object is pot {to be found out™ “That shows you have very little ex perience with bill collectors” mswered the impecunions friend. “My great ob- '{ ject is Dot to be found in.” Washin i ton Star. Spinsters. Unmarried women are called spin gters, of spinning women, because it was 8 maxim among our forwfatbers that a young woman should pot marry Y | until she had spun enough linen to tor i pish her house. All unmarried, old or young, were then called spinsters, a same stil retained in all legal docu sturmper. He was ome + wondertas ; In the rough and tumbie, catch as you-can wtyle of debat. i property of a farmer named Girardin {The Englishmen offered fo let him {name his own price, but the old man hel firm. “No, no. no.” he cried. 1 Hetfore | Shee : Antony f® Swollen Sargent oh n. Lurine Phe trmpedy CREW Very 5 8 ing a Fukrieg sopuwady whag Mr KB i, “Ani . of Four lows fa yet unknowns yous words: they rol the By cand lesve them homes and tha Cd0tor who was dotag A atoms replind Not stingiess too Ue Wash ngton Star IR RO RI EF 0 Whe FH HI W Bat for Tsang Oriental Ponishoranrs, 0 Whe Beathet. {ainee deeds (be dese eration of Eiaves one of fle mewn the aed of Toba legally BiH the villain on the spot wi aut fear of conseguences. thst fhe into serview Ia ton dé oe of oy rage te the becoming | | ledignant at the disturbance they had Static os jn 9H pen snd Aber me licines bet oth ing belped me. As drowning man grabs at a steaw | grabbed ar Kodul I felt an improvement 48 outs and ser afew bottles am sound and well’ | Kodol is the only preparation which | Cexactly reproduces the nutors! diges- “tive julees and comdeguently is the only one which digests any good fxd | ang cures any form of stomach trouble, | CW. He wiiine, Patton, and Hasting ; Puarmacy. Roware or - Comb. A cough is not a disease But % symp- ton. Consumption Appears fre easily © open sive sale by cies 16 rar cutee comp hing. wii For sje by | +4 CW. Hodgkins Paton, and Hadings Pharma & Aipants Fake ted Ai Ridaeys become and give strength in daoe of weakuiem, Boca OW, Hodrkins pardonable of orives, sod. wecording folding ansther Ir WW EK graverany) may fF If & Turkish baker palms off a loaf ‘of brand on your that = proved to ba of less weight thas it js represented, {yon can tnstract a policethan to nadl the defaniter by she of his ears to the door of Bix shop so au to be In full view . % the passershy The poor wretch will | then be provided with 8 sliarp dar ‘oF knife, with which he oxy ont hinuell foe so soon as he can snmimen op the DPCESARrY courage required for the op eration of self maiming : a8 well nigh secred oblects Ht Is nw | aneomtnon hing for a wel rocher to be punished with death penalty for falling from your bores In many of the oriental countries, . where precious stotes sre looked gpoti A meh, *ii drugy LANGHAR NED. CO, Le Roy. N. v. fn Tibet the Cw, : Hodgkin Putton Phasmaey- when taking part in any milleary op erations or public athistics Is death. {review wearing & stained uniform. sii saat Saevifierd the Mastaehe, ely feshy men One writer recalls bow he saw 8 man [shot in Montensgre for appearing ai 8 Thomas B. Reed at cue time wore 8 7 mustaches of a few strajgling hairs : #0 often seen on the upper lip of ex- 3 How Mr. Reed : parted with Bis hirsute ‘apology oan best be told hy a certain larber In the . house of representatives who attends] (the gentlesnan’s wants: 7 ¥ “One day the big man from Maine | settled himself in the barber's chair ani | requested a shave. When the operation | [was completed, Mr. Reed straightened Bimerlf and asked, ‘Have you suy of that old fashicasd pode to wax mustaches with?Y “The barber hustled ameng his pots 3 Car cfully compounded And at the right price. That's what we are head- buarters for. | Fancy Stationary aod Novel Gem 5 speciaity. Hastings Pharmacy, and jars and produced a French preg- aration in vogue a quarter of & cen. ‘tury ago and then procesded to war wirellke haters. “When the man of snapadot sentences the ends of the Maine statesman’s few i srose and contemplated Limself fo the | fines. be tarned to the astonished bars | this banked blank ber and sald. Cut mustache off, for you have made me look ike a confounded catfish.’ "New | England Hoos Magazine. dni Old Teeth Bought. recently appeared in a Loodan paper Post Offios Address, HASTINGS, PA. | ANTHONY ANNA, The following curings sdvertissment “Hd False Teeth Bought Many la dies and gentlemen have Messrs BL cores mee EORER DEISR well be turned Inte money. Doand J Bon of Lge} ince (NTS bay you semd Tour eold te them, they will remit you by oefarn post the wimodt value! or if preferred they w you the Gost offer gver for vaur reply. 12 Pmpeesgnry, a0piy to Messe een, way Eig we pe gid baobd the teeth URRR SB on sire A SA Por A Advice From a Botcher. “What the new He to devote as sp people shinbd wear aod more tu wha they shoubd wad” remarried the bagel er. “Fasbiorably dressed wotoen © Trin atten of 8 hen Hon 8 ross dd files teeth If by thew oid cor disused false teeth, wideh might as will make referenon 18 JUSTE OF THE PEACR | Dollections promptly attended to. Dealer | in real estate, ete. Geo. Simmelsberger, | IIVERY AXD FEED STABLE, Draving and Had short notice, R. F. B. EVANS, DE NTINTG, HASTINGS, PA At Lot Hier Clad Hotel Barn. eshora, every Thursday YAR NER & FRY. Ni wonder men have dyapegsind 1 fad that men kaon of fom stuits than woanen do of the latiur dou’ even know the few siniple tests that might belp them to diztingeish an old fowl from a young one, and about peal they'te groveer Feb A youn woman vate in bere the more abet the gualiyy Many - other dus snd asked Tor two poonds of © veal cutlets. 1 showed her the loin I proposed to chiop the cutlets from, and she remarked. “Yes, that's but o't it rather thick to fry? | Prlladeinbia Times. very niee, Foley’ s K idney Cure makes kidneys and bladder Hight. A He and brobohitis | which are the mas! datgeroos and fatal diseases, bave for their fired indi | ‘oation » persistent cough, and If prop | erly tremtod as soot as this cough Chamber | # cough 5 remdy es proven won , and gained its wide tb dlessses which pot beneficial | Hw aot oe Fol a al hing CO a - I mmm for the most pa Bill 3 AI. Tha in the going every the year round. 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