The Patton courier. (Patton, Cambria Co., Pa.) 1893-1936, December 17, 1896, Image 8

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    in weiana, factory hadi and those who
{hope 0 be wives and mothers,
¢ | sohonling sy vier that most young girls
; Only
rf there 4 large preference for
th fo persuade him
told me thes soa
x and pin
¢ | have its
| writer's parchment
wottid you
p prow ap?
report of the dee
wm in New York
BN per cent wanted
Spas ors pitilinera, 11
rd BY CRPETR, RHTAES
ve, ehcly & phe cont artis, §
per een the fuliow miivdonarics, ma-
tach
atout threa-feirihe of 1 per cont It is
jodend § poor showing tor the dosire for
1 motherticod What is wrong with our
make uy their meds that they wouald
1 ike to bi teachers, and that only three
fourths of 1 por cent of them oxpio
; tevvat in being a wife and mother?
oi the boyw Who were questioned
i
Pp
Next in
dire to bo merchants, 13 percent; then
olorks, 7 per cent; then farmers, § por
eet: dostors, about [| per cent; Inwyem,
per cent railroad mn ‘and sailors, each
sent; business, 3 per cent. The |
fext naxeed 35 differnt occupations. It
was notiond that the boys thought that
an oon
ants or animals meat something that
sterol power ower one’s feliows
in boys abot 7 years oid was
: such oocn-
pation ws that of peliceman, Sreman of
yailrond man. As he grows oidur the
| average boy modifies hig desire for the
perilous, until ap 14 he wants to be 8
bank chick. There bs one intercs! ing ex
ception to this. The ambition to be 8
sailor appears at 7 aod increases slowly,
| calminating at 14 ! :
| Ilere is the comprmition of a boy of
romts Arocrican, his father a In
hover: *' When Lam a man, I will go to
sen and be a sailor (0 the slormy ooean.
Then 1 can soe strange and foreign lands
ud plntes, where no man but the sailor
n go * *% [can go among the ice
ightly witder in some arctio
ry. The dark continent boids many
for the sailor. He can hunt and
adventures without other cost than |
walking into them. Because I speak in
ok ing terms of the sailor docs
st I think be bas no disowm-
for what kisd of life does not
ave its full shure of the dangers and |
iscontorts? The millionaire frets about
Jos
it is
and soldiers, each 8 |
pation that dealt with tools, |
rash, on the
. tudia and Ceylon withont
rinse be a “rogon,’’
for plainly dumgeromn and destruction.
his careful training ure things carried
ont arder nn admirable and seientific
system, which ives fo the administra.
tion in all its branchis and to the native
conrts a saperd staf of mwsive and
faithfal servints, the commissariat and
artitlery clophanta
Although they will seldom or never
breed in eaptivity, the grand creatures
| demise whntever tusks they may carry go
to the world’s stock of ivory. The older
in ary case, how sendeiems it seem to 0x
“tirpute the living sofiroe of this beauti:
ful commodity, as this reckless hunters
chants are stil allowed todo in central
_Afries! When shail we ses the govern.
ments of thew varicos regions sensibi
enough te perocive and prod ok
Hive elephants are yory moeh io :
able even commercially than dvad onvs.
and that the preservisiion of these state.
benefit?
It bas been troly remarked that di
rectly the native and foreign hunters
thetiotans and patural science, for
protection in fotore of the nobis boa.
whose mnjesty and trangailiity of mic.
Phflosepn is, harmless existence,
eared
_sphant for Afric ie that vven the most
tiem to do. But certain it is that if do-
eidod moeasnied be pot promptly taken
there will bo no clepbaus to save aud,
wit shall me in another contisest the
shameful buman sin and folly perpe-
trated which has stripped America of
every free livisg vistige of bor pobio
droves of bison
THE TIPPING QUESTION.
THE ONLY PLA
PUTS Ann |
eh init oy sy where eles |
The capture of the wild elephant amd |
gre easy 0 keep and toanage, invalunbls |
for many wpocial poiposes, and at thor |
tie the better generally ite quality, But, |
and ignorant pativi chiefs and mer
Hang LE
ly and seriveeable aninials shail be
henceforward a fixed policy for African
are convinced that ope lve siepbant js |
worth dogens of tosks they will be as |
keen to preserve the animal as they pow |
ave to exterminate him. Wa might plead |
earnestly, eviin upon the ground of ws
so well boone bis silent hands aud
Tha
dof these, bowiaver, Who massa |
the innocent giant 10 cot from him 20
or 80 pounds of material for papir
kpives and shoe borax weubl ba plisnd |
to sach remonstrasces The best hope of |
all who andérstand the valoe of the whe i
yrathless of bax asvamine may come 50
fenry that they ar destyioying their own,
market. The rest i for offeiul authori
gh
WILLIAM NORRIS
Ft Was oa Satire oe the Justice Dispensed
by Sir Peter Ddiin- The Poet Artist Took
» Part Iimmelf —A Socialist Benefit Per.
formanes, ; :
shear supering
be makin ris Wm
amd so epikesader oo Fairy re
Cael we Coder so vat mle der
Smite ~ebof rap in der oo
der vi Lip vat tized der 4
pate, © La says whe con purty =
Joh, butivoa bare ro git dor thraok
Gowen to der crossin tad as vi inks dat
»
On tho sabiiet of the theater, an en-
thowisstic young first nighter would
| protably have given Morris up after the
first nitimpt to gether his opivion of : ;
“ie Second Mrs Tangoeray' as an th ick gone purty quick, lat op der
ordinary citizen who had never formed thal cums der big puffer ike der het.
the Babe of playgoing, snd either knew fall, nnd vile ve talked about vat ve do der
por cared mnvihing about the theater throck goes uti over de head of det paffer
pest En treat for ebildrest once a year | nud der spikes und men go plank in der
ris would Bava written for the stage if | two legs und he be Hot sthyong enoagh
there hid bees iiny Stage thus a poet and | for valk ve put ‘hm dn mit der Tugeagh
artist could wriia for. 'W : he dion pune. Mike Dooly
| ‘mens the Socsal- | in der cnr vere :
jst legos one: proposed to #aise the { go np nut de air und cumk Bot down
wind by & dra tio entertainment and | yet, und ve sot find him easy, bot ders
suggestod thut be should provide the bees riod ings for him to hit op dare va
play, ha set to 5 onoy sod provided IL
And what ki 1 of play wos it? Was
it a miracko play on the lines of those
scenws in the Towpeley mysteries bo.
tween the “shi pends abiding fy the iden”
| field,” which ho awd fo qoots with | :
great polich as bis ides of a good bit of {A Farm Where ‘insils Are Ralsed.
comedy? Nota 21 ft was a topioal ex- | Over in Switeerlatd the people are
| travagunza, eotitied ‘Nopkins Awak- vary food of
Der growbars und nine shovels cunt
pnma down foo Yours Jikn Sebel
—miiroad Telographr.
ena ANH NI Bry HW
ing Sir Peter Kolin, Tennyson and an | jong sage beeam: impossible for even
jmaginary archlishop of Canterbury. | sharp eyed sunil hunters th find all the
. Bir Peter owed tha compliment to his { salle they could sell, and w) somo of the
asrivity - thas time in endian Soja | clover Swiss have started nail farms
ov prison oO shargas of obstrat- | Aq eo s ON eR TT g 3
tion,’ which was alveays | proved by got- | Son ois A fow rode ant oh
tiny a policcuinn to swear that if Any vided into smull parts, poparated by
passe. '% OF Yihicls bad wished to pass fances shout two fret high, with nails
Sr : bf BE ma Sarin | along the top to prevent the snails from
APR C5 RID ¥ IPR RET CO I Anal rannd AR aby he gre fs ’ i
coven BRboened tn best anding fhatyr pres { runing away. Little arbors of Tr ae
EL, oe pros | provided for the snails ad sheitor from
“nos would have obatractad Bim. the sun, for soaiis do pot Tike the san.
This contention, which was regarded j If there is not Hine or ehial’t in Lin ean
: a quite sensi bie a unanswerable bY | of the farm, the farowy sprinkles it
yo newspapers of thie duy, waa pat ito ghont Suaiis ent cat tuge, imlsd, netths
s notshell in tho coarse of Sir Peter's | and dandelion, Thy Seed to bo. most
summing up ia the play. “In fact, got | hungry after 8 rain :
L glemen, 15 54 8 matter of grave doohbs | The harvost ti
whethar wa ars not wil of ascontinnally | ter part of Anus
setnnnitting this offenvs from coy cradles Cher When this sro
to our graves’ Thin speech, which the Those baving rm
: peal Hix Peter of conrss never made, | soni dived far a
Dat of redateing-
i grt ode,
pk vibe Hey
boat Eo
though be sertainly would have done #0 | hia, Hhey ave pol ind
had he bad wit envugh 0 ses the abe | yg sds bay for + is
¥
EY e
ion,
he Leen talkin der drath vn makes der |
| dinks he onms down purty sane all right,
down so ve vaite here till Mike Doole |
gi Es : : sutbile—~almont as fond 8 |
ened,” the chi! “character parts’ be | thie American bot Is of mince ple. It |
down in the
this Farie!” be oried, and he provoonesd
this Bret syllable to rhyme with bash.
Mr. Consnings paused, perplesind Juss
then biv eve caught the eye of an espe-
yan contd net walk through him, o%
pecially when it would have beet #0
eney to look Nim np for three months on
moire respectable potest, will probably
keep Bile Poter’s memory green when ail
his aetoal judicial gtterances ara forgot-
i ;
14 fo Tor arson, Morris took a social.
fat who hap wed 1 combing the right
surdity of anfemnly sending 8 man 10 for high prives Lilies
prison for two months tecanse grother | ;
No Better Serded, ;
| Questioned aden the Salat bl sd and
butter plates, Shorty rated Bis haod in
signifioant prop df. Atsadately neverl
I do pot ows a butler plate. Tne
thi is irrevocable va Dolley 48 any
dinner or supper Which Fue spomior
for. Why should |! Evdrthing ie ae
companied by Hs own sae or retinh,
will you gsy them words over age
aieetlodest” aa
“11 pupented the question in stentorian
tones, while | was conseions, sf the poor-
cre. When the man cought the import
of the words. he looked ab or in wr
grise aud then blured out: “You bet I
willl That's what I'm here for." Under
such circumstances it was hard to pre:
serve my digrity, bot I did tho tent I
could sud pronounced them aud
wifi : he
“Then the groom gave mo a grovine
srprin. Coming sp 1 We, be suid,
Minter, what's the damage? "Noi ag”
I replied. ‘T's glad to have been of sere
fon to you! ‘Bat I won't have it that
way,’ be sid ‘1 know it's the castonm
to give the minister somethin, and se
you won't name a sam 'ildo it myst.’
And he handed mo a $20 bill, "Now
York Tribune
One on Amos J. Commings
A gossiper in the Washington Post
fellu this story cn Aoios J. Cammniogs,
which his says was told to him by Amos
himself: Daring the inst campaign Mr.
Comings tried fo say as litgle about
fron wilver an poawibie, though he was
ranning for congress as a free silver
max Secure in the friendship of every
policeman and Jotier carrier in his dis
triet, he got on swimmingly til al
most (he very last speich he made, J
wii in a great hall snd he bod » large
audienes. He talked shout naticoal
honor, and he ag, and the equality of
map, and the righte of the muses, with
» twist or two of the British Jon's tail
by way of variety. [twas s great spooch,
Haddeoly it Yas intsrrunted by & man
front row, “Tell us about
aa
cially friendly policeman, No words
1 | wers exchangd, bot an instant ister the
strong band of the Taw discended on the
Leoilar of the inquiring man.
| yanked clear out of his seat and hustled
He was
to the door. “1 1 have you understand,”
said the policemen as be jerked lime
down the aisle, thus we'll have Bo such
lsngunge need bern.”
Polsoning br Phosphores.
Tiss attention of sdentists bas been
culled to the rapid incresse in the num-
his own efforts!
: | interest in it by nrousiog afresh in each |
| woeonssive gemersition of
| and tradition which bas sornetimes ob. | pros, Anna Ivanova
os | strated ita fres course, And that we a1e _ Hamlin,
saved from the danger of finding it trite
1 by the feeling that we
| treawurs which, though a gift,
| tively independipt of cor on
| for the measure in which it
Pew Tt Is Practised st Home and Abroad
: and the Need For sa Lefors.
sailor! : {Phe question off “tippiag” stems
here is a little end of the cen- ‘small enoozh in detail, but rather b-
jd maid of 9, of English and |
minister of the gompel : “1 want to |
_ 1! ter to ber waiter of breakfast and luneh-
il | eam, those being meals taken alone. At
| band, who always handed the servicer
| 80 conta. Ha J
1 The Intter vam veomed th evenly fill
2! the man's ides of what was due bim, |
y | and is’
“Thank you, sir!” was bland
deine, bat the jady’s modest
the black walstooat pocket, with Bo ex
| pression of gratitede from the reeipd
| ent’s face, which wore & meaning look,
| aw of ome who sayd, Women gre moan,
{ sh pever knows ‘ow to do the right
thing by » mau, Bot one as to pus wp
with ‘ema’
Juin only in nokless, good natured
On + taal Gospels Eke Cen
of oor Yeuders there may be
.d it difficult to understand why, |
od Bas revisled to ox his will in|
i
rae she wis Soined by ber hos | I
gracis :
quarters alseays fiond their grave ing
| gars off beard with 4 melancholy temper.
| gent and driiied him in a certain por
| penton ineivility of speech which, taken
from the qaality of kis remarks, threw
always sufficiently rich wud batter is
4 nvecessary ss (he tialitiounl Sfth
cartwheel, It in never usd ab the pr
- of: Tennyson Inn Bibles of thom Now Jork tasliien
hich was all tho moro justructive be- | & iva correctly. Ooentlemally | Nive
canse hho delighted in Tennyson's verse 8 protest. 1 did uot lag ago, ATIeY &
ax kesoly as Wagpnir delighted in She
E,
year. One of the guests, 8 mab, came
to me to give an ;
sme time that be had recently dtd
| bere and was much disappointed of
goursn | urged an expligit statement,
cope be Bowertboloss
was no butter, to which I pleaded guilty,
Put explained that wy rile in that par
tieniar was invariable. "New York
(ieevdad Ant BO mM
ape Hliusion than
such fom main, a orook for a
bishop, 6¢, Sf you liked, & cloak and |
dager for Che villian and aTedrig for
the tomedisn A puis of clarion bands aan § iy a veterinary surgeon of
and lilaok sticking procininaed the reh- EE rund Fini who seers
bishop. The rest Ir did by oBILEratIng | ur che position of the lores’ logy is
Bis hamor wid int ligeses snd presebt | wang in all of them, pot excepting the
ng his own perecs fo the andience Uke | goeqen of the Groat Kurforst, of Fred
SI ASIN BARSORRAMOERN IE 1 BY brs
wr rather ins library of inspired
‘as the Bibi truly is, be has not
mame time given us an infallible
xt. flow much labor would have been |
wved bad we possessed the sutographs |
four evangelisti! To this we answer
hood larger than they qught ta be A dollar,
man to give at disper in a fashionable
er stave; although he would have the
prosonos of mind to pocket it quickin
| In Paris thers iv am unwritten «ale
# includ. | which apportions & per cent cu the
made an idol of the | amount of » custimer’s bill as a Hp
ite teaching altogether. : | sonts $2 would, on settling his bill, add
seek to com prehetid the ways |
od—wivald
t of Provi- | 10 cents for the attendant.
sphere by chaeivivg thom It ia time we had either a legal ov in-
Mab is the heir of all | formal ruls governing fips in this coan-
od, clothing persons will help on the reform.
It will never by dome by those whose
| means are really small eocugh to feel
We tax, for it i ne of the errors of the
vestigator, raised much liberality ae 8 wiilionaire, sven
ss she resalt of if, Tikes the guest in “Charley's Anas,”
ST "| he has to borrow hall a dollar from the
"Is it not possible that be who gave butler with which to tip him. [ils
the word of life iesigns to quicken oUF trated American.
the scidntific in
> o savage simply
to its sources, | Ove of the most splendid crows fa
th of legend the world is that; of she RB ~~ ry
MINT iy
to remove the
it is well proportioned avd
lightly formed of open
possess a diving
1% not en- | gems and among thems 2, 546 dinnmionds
op exertions of great perfection. Ou ite top, sETVISg
shall min- | asa buss to » slinder grons of pearls, ie
LED UE Hh ye
pail of very Lot water, the water
| jeter to our edification Agnes Bmith
* Lewin in Centwy.
Plucking fowls may be easily and | SOO rubies
«ooeprydliched in this way: As The Gerasiom.
Lord is dead pmorse tina The geraninin expresses preference
to cov. The idea has net, wo fur ax known, any
wk Ope minate is usa. t foun
placed the mnt nse and wonderfal ruby
, which the Ruidan embassador pur:
| chased at Pekiiig at the prien of 130,
pn FAAP
Cepiikiy
fer hil fae fo
ly long evcugh to keep the :
bok water 'To6 jong soskiog is Lableto ed preference for Anne Boloyn by give
dor the skin Att this bot bath ing her a buneh of rect Howers Bome
eathers are su loosened that they persorix have supposed thess flowers $0
most ribbed off. The bird 18 be gersninuis, il the plant was
in cold water and wiped | if at ull, kuow iu England at that time
b. It shonld then be put isi im
ag kept for this purpose }
eed place Is
be uid at ouce, they should
» Joosiily rolled in cloth or pas
p thin from turmng dark.
comriin so moch oil
ous not penotraty them.
A fiy ixalmost invincible. It will sar.
Only tarpeuiipe, chloroform and am-
monia can gt the beter of a iy.
Thirty days are yequired for mail to
travel between New York and Bashire.
wok dB
I
which inn commis emoagh sum for a;
| wamlioose ia the Farin
t » tall and beautifisl figure, tiny LH
try, and it ix to bt hoped that some rich |
hmpecunious to fel obliged to show as |
“ing 10;
gold work, io.
srustedd with & vast number of exquisite
dation in history or legend. It in
fos] under | said that Henry VIII first showed mark. |
Little,
When fowls vive long hmairsion in water and will
sustain the oders of saiphor and other |
_disinfeotan:y withogt apparent injury. |
x lanfern with the fight blown out, With | oeiok she Gress sod of Frederick Wil.
a dull absorption in his owo dignity BItY | iam IIL and IV. He tt nde the samo
which several minum of the wildest | foiie in many of the paintings in the
seretning lsaghter at kis when be 09- | Berlin National gallery. In Egyptian,
erect sori not distorts Inaghed Ie | a gvrian, Babylonian an
models Iy yseil, aud I can still we of art she positions of thio horses are nat:
quite clearly the long top for thu | geal and right. In thows of the Cire
whan wo 4 as 1 0d Romans they are not always earmct
The equestrian
father and san, io the Naples museum
have the legs of the bones in the proper
positi :
saw ib in glimpees Between no
yore, with Marrin gravely on the “iho
fn Bi Dandear coeend ; Joe D3 m0
delist spive abo a kir Toe 0 00 i 40 monn
ehitnney pote, at the cbr, os
Jey won of rolling, wallowing, galley
| mociul ints between,
| ~~ Thers has beech oO other such sucoons-
| ful first night within Living memory, I
| belinve, but [ remsanber culy one dra-
| mats oritie who took care 10 be prosent
| William Archer. Morrie win s0 inter:
2! While prospecting near Doath valley,
in Ariacos, a miner snd bis friend dis-
sovered the dead body ¢f » horse which
had been lying for scale time upon the
crude borax deposit. Xa they were
pearly dying fran thirsg they cut nto
the Hoshi ia order to maisten their lips
ewténd by hid experiment in this sort of | with the blood. Mash to thir sarees,
| enmposition that be for some Sime talks | they fonnd teat both flesh and blood
| ed of trying his band at & serions drama | were quite vest owing tn thar presers
. and would no donbt ‘have done it had | vation by the berax iia neddent lod
{ thers been any practical oceasion for it | to an inostigation of the properties of
| OF any mune ef eonsuminating it bY | boris avd ite Bout adoption by the meds
| stay representation wider propor pondl- | joa fassity a8 8B ans plies agent of
| pioiws withous sponding more timo OR greas vaiae
! the job than if was worth, Later, at ono mi bien
| of the annual festivities of the Hammer | The Five Month.
The fly's esting apparatus is renlly a
ientianan in the bath chair in a : ao ker of very barge prisportions when
| shart piocs called *“The Duchess of Bays | goniparcd with the size uf the an imal,
| smith Socialist wooety, be played the |
| abd
wate” (oot by himself), which ono | If the month of a man wer of the kame
| served its torn at the Haymarket a8 & proporticuuts size as that of the fly, his
i It was hmpossible f0F | head would bave to be enlarged about
| smoke» born teller and devonrer of 810° | yw fest on every side to accommodate
| rigs as bo waa to be indifferent 10 an ATS hig lips aod teeth.
| which is pothing more than the most cna
| vivid and real of ail ways of story tell- |
| ing. No man would mare willingly
{ have seen his figures move and heard
| their voices thao he Saturday Roview.
§
| partain raiser
0 ess ARRAN in 1 RAS Ban Cast
Too Tree,
+12 you had the nerve this tooth has,”
said the dentist fo the quivering wretch
in the chair, “you could have tis nil
over in about five sewonds MelChicago
Tribune. j Lin
Mere Vagus Amsun ption.
ESR OR Ee RU EEL ed
A Javenils Taste Explained,
i Little Boy—Crar cook has gone away,
{and I'm awtally glad Now mamma
i will have to wake the cake, and mam-
pnts cake is always heavy.
Chaent ~~ Weil, 1 declare! Do you pre-
fer heavy cake?
Little Boy—Yes. Yon get more chews
jon Fan
tom?’
viigeer, | believe’ — Indiazapoiis
Journal
Quick Aion.
Men may come aml men may go, but
iu in » piece. — Low
! Hie Business.
| Bobbles—I boar you are in business | , yigw five always gos. Philadelphia
for yourself now? | Lodges. |
Wiggins—1I thought I was, bos from ' © Ames
the little I get vat of it it appears that The standard measures of Great Brit-
‘1 am in basivess for other pecple.— ain are prescrved in the archives of par-
Reston Transcript iament.
Ly x 2
By NP A
dinner on which 1 pride myself enh |
make | Lo he Anaily fold me thar fire thers | To
Berlin equestrisn statues have been |
4 Porstan works |
statues of the two Haibl,
{ apd Yale's mnong them, W
per of cases of plinsphorous polsoming
amore workers in ustoh factories. Un-
Jess thn vontiintion and general condi
tions are of the best the workuen inhale
large grisntitiesat rende phosphorus and
after a oon sss rapidiy develop dis
aie divetly to this deleterions
1, But apes it Deoomes
gh the svete iS is very
adieate, Tu feet, it is bee
en whiepneras has ono
«uf if the physical forces
19 Alimysns it and INE
of deowy have begum
Sisbie pon anidies iS bas
SRE ASI 0B
heat
PEE
prs opis tba made to me
pr Cp pwd phos and vents
pat Any ed she Lar SARE aad To forbid
tho hos of wile nbespiviras in the preps
aration of msiches ~~ New York Ledger.
FIR
Grant's War Fetters to ils Wile.
As usual oo the eva of battle before
the general motired he wrote & litter So
Mrs. Grant. [did not know the nature
of the eoutents of the letters to his wife
until after the war, when Mra Geant,
in speaking of thew, sid that they al-
ways contained words is of cheer and com-
fort, expressed an abiding faith io vie
sad thought which always :
suftiriugs would have to be endured by
his wife were very frequent during »
campaign, and no pressure of official
duties was ever permitted to interrupt
until my wagon eomes up.’
done, and ever after that when i
whalix, stop bere and get into the
on when it comes up,’ be would
the solumn, lie down in the shade
await the coming ap of my team 10
into camp. —Animal Friends.
College Bred Criminsis
When a graduate of Cambridge uni
versity, England, commits a crime, the
authorities of the university take hisde-
the roils of the alumni. Commenting on.
this, the New Haven News says: “Some
of our American triennial catalogues
She is & Daughter of the Revoln
the woman who uscd a kerosene can on |
little pruning of this kind
better for it. They use
orime. It is a bealthy deserrent for those
who have any station in soviety to lose”
Oddest Monament Da the World
Perbaps one of the very oddest mone
sents is the tablet in & Berkshire ahuroh
ti memory of a soldier who had his lef
Jog taken off *‘by the above bal i
| top. —Pittsburg Dispatoh.
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would have to be sacrificed and greas i