The Patton courier. (Patton, Cambria Co., Pa.) 1893-1936, May 02, 1895, Image 3

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    A OMANCE OF PRONOUNS.
By was
pnd if was far.
I was courting. I was happy, | was lirave, for
he was there,
Bho was pretty, she was blushing, she was ci)
ing to be wed -
Be grrivel, and he objected
fis
a
I return) He wan repentant. Ble
+ ing ber mamma.
pelenied, and 1 thanked him and forgave
‘ him —~dear paps!
Then he biecssod ve I was happy,
binshed a Posy rid.
+ Be was willing, She was wi
fog. We were wed {
HALTED BY A MOUNTAIN LIC
Was eon
I was will
n ‘Tit Bits
A Nigkt Adventore of Three Girls on a
: California Koad,
© We were driving fro
Contra Costa counties, three girls bound |
for a conntry dance at Moraga valley, a/
on the Cofitra Costa
little settlement
gide. It was late in Jannary, and the
night was pitch dark, but as the yo ang |
rancher who drove knew every inch of
the way we were not afraid
We bad made the ascent of tl)
tain and were driving down
pace when suddenly the hors pd,
geared and then swerved to ane side,
overturning the
us all in the pind on the s
road. ‘No cne was hurt, and as wo pick
ed ourselves up wondering in a dazed
way what the troul }
thing leaped out of
backs of the prostrat
the brush on the lower
There was a fearful roa
saw two great, green
of the darkness.
The driver hind succeeded
the frigiatoned horses to thei
righting the wagon. [i
get into onr seats, and
Hpes to the girl on the {x
Wa ber to hiang on for dear lifs
“It is a lion, and he'll jump in
other nsinate,”’ raid the man
Then, as we sat spocehless
un
nt oR gor
g Bie
(Sy ow tis
x
t RING
and lit in
of the road,
il then w
Ing out
mt goat
trom
He was papa, fo
while she
a Oakland over |
the ridge that divides Alameda and |
rockaway al ud | ling l
, fiver the.
DETAILS OF Scrviem NZERISY,
i His Direction
| Professor Sehweninger rece
| this elaborated sun :
nent to 8 COrrosp
James Gazette: :
Jui aso as of
much at »
rnoal, Whee z
gerated walter, Ww
fon or range
tmly at
Cmcals
IL JF. COE
und then a cap
Shoko a
eration
nity
Fis
1 The
by my
vw AIO Lake 8 It
taat 1s ned
A tir x,
ttle avd Younis Wits
fr the oiler Hitt:
which you have bern acoust
Bathe often, bat do not wet tho én
{ire surface of tae body at once. Exar
vise should beregalar, Change your po
| pition as often as possible
| 1nain standing or sitting or lying to
ries
asst
Take your meals at a different
i honr every day. Never cat at reg
{ hours, but Srengven you hang
and, if it be not too soon before or al
i real, ever you are this:
Betray tips a
two
in bod,
are
ch at
Cross
ato
fright, the rancher drew his revolver. |
There was a scream unlike and more
dreadful than anything I had ever heard
Then the great bes gt rolled a few fect |
in the brush and was still
After the horses were quieted and we |
‘had regained our composare sufficiently,
we jumped ont of the rockaway, and,
with the aid of matches, examined our!
game. It was a splendid young Califor-
nis mouutaia lion, measuring about]
“four feut in length. We three girls |
were all very brave when we found the |
beast wis really dead, so we helped the
driver lift the carcass into the buck of
~ the wagon and then continued our trip,
creating a great sensation among the
young rustics at the dance when we
told of cur adventure. To be sure, we
gave the driver credit for the actual kill-
ing, but weren’t we there when it ‘hap-
pened, and didn’t we keep quiet, in-|
stead of screaming as lots of girls
- would bave done?’—New York San.
In Want of Milk.
+ A good story is told of two young
Englishmen traveling in Europe. They
bad never thoroughly mastered any of
the languages commonly spoken on thn
continent and were particularly weak
in their French, knowing that language
‘+ #11 enough by «ight, but not having a
‘speaking acquaintance with it. .
Finding themselves in a small French:
town ome evening, they were desirons
of obtaining a good cup of coffee. Know-
ing that cafe was coffee, and that lait
was milk, they endeavored to call for a
judicions mixture of the two, but their
articulation was of so remarkable an
order. that they succeded only in get-
ting the coffen. Cafe an late they tried
without suceeon. Then da lay-it was
attempted navailingly. The suggestion
that loit ht be pronounced ‘light’
was adop. oqually in vain
Finally in despair one of tae strug:
- gling youths exclaimed:
“Wall, it's. mighty queer wo don’t
know nough to get a littlo drop of |
milk."
“Do you want milk?’ asl pod the wait-
ress, opening her mouth for the first
time. : :
“Y.yos,”' gtammered tha travelers,
overwiielmed with surprise
“Then why didn’t you say &) at first?"
queried the girl as she floanced off.
And again the young men didn's
know. — London Tit-Bite
Passing an Examination,
The story of a well known bishop
whick reached me the other day socms
good (nough for publication. The bishop
was one day éxamining a batch of dea-
oons for priesta’ orders. - After the the
oretical part of the examination, be said
to them: ‘‘Gentlemen, you have passed
amot excellent examination in theory.
. I should now like to see ycu do somo-
thing practical. I shall go into the next
and personate a sick man. You
11 come in, one by one, address me as
a sick parishioner, and say something
comforting. '’ When his lordubip had re-
‘tired, the candidates were in some con-
fusion, and nobody cared to begin, but
at last a mad Irishman voluntered to be
the first. He entered the study and ap-
proached the bishop, who was lying
with a wodbegone air on the sofa, and |
thus addressed him: '‘Oh, Anthony,
- Anthony! The drink again! Shure it
will be tho death of ye! Tum from your |
evil grays before it's too late and Le
man!’’ This is said to be the last time |
that the bishop held a practical exami- |
nation. London Truth.
Asthetics Kun Mad,
O’'Kief—Why did tho Newsplicss |
move?
Mo Ell—The wall paper cu their old |
flat didn’t harmonize wiih the new
baby's complexion, 1 believe. —Brook- |
lyn Eagle.
otis was so “called in ho nor |
of Queen Anne. The Catholics, who
settlod it, called it St. Mary's. It
was renamed Arandelton, in honor of
- the Earl of Arundel, still later was!
‘A fa
true
} guy t
wird gives
York tan
SAS WOUST
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_YALUA SLE.
{ Mode re: Discovery For the Utitization of a
Heretofore Useless Ofal.
tweri raade from sawdust is tho miALG-
facture from it of oxalic acid, which is
» simple process, producing a wsterial
in wide commercial demand in the art
of dyeing and other chemical arts. As
intimated, the process is not only sim-
ple, bot the outfit for conducting it does
not involve a large investment. The
1 principles involved are not complicated,
and the process can be carried out by
cheap labor under the superintendence
of a fairly intelligent director.
Oxalio acid is frequently met with
in the vegetable kingdom, especially in
sombination with gases which destroy
its poisonous character. Oxalate of lie
i# found in considerable quantity in the
rhubarb plant Omalate of potash is
in salicornia and sal soda Formurly the
pcid was obtained from the sorrel, Oxalis
noetosella, but more recently from sugar
by tho action of nitric acid upon it
some time, then evaporated to ¢ TY ness,
and the oxalic
crystallization from water.
cheaper material than sugar is sawdust
In this case an alkali must be employed
instend of an acid, as well as at a high-
er tetnperature. Tho operation is con:
ducted in an iron voseol of suitable size
and shape, and either caustic soda or
phtash is cmployed,
greater with the latter
Bom recent expe riments madle go to
prove that 2 a mixtarg of 40 parts of cans-
tio p wash to 60 “parts of caustic soda
will produce as large a yield ax when
shallow vessels
a-
tion ba performed in
with thin layers of the material, avo
mash. Soft woods, such us pine and fir,
thas hard wood like cak. The propor-
tien of the wood to alkali should
exceed 75 to 100, and the temperature
delphia Press.
Might or'Right.
not only vote, bot will fight, too,
poll gous against thei. Which has,
than, the right to rule?
which will rule. The brave and resolnte
minority will rnle Plato says that if
one man was stroager than all the rest
of mankind he wold rule all the rest
of mankind It mn bry 80, becanse
thero is no appeal. The majority un
be prepared to assert their divine right
! with their right hands or it will go the
| way other divine rights have gone be-
{ fora.
I will not be the
3 been £0 il 1 constrocied
rights which cannot Le enf
| pears to me that the trus right to rale
| in any nation les with those who are
| | best and bravest, wheather their numbers
84,
sieve
that there
reed It ap-
ar
{ are large or emall, and: three centuries
i
i ago the best and bravest part of this
| English nation had deter mined, though
| they were bot a third of it, that pope
and Spaniard should be po masters of
| thei irs. —Froude in Mage:
| zine.
Longmans
An old and good 1 rome dy for fiervous |
headache, which is felt at the base of |
the brain, is camphor. It is most effect.
| {ve when applied to the part and rubbed
for a few minutes.
| Omaha is named from a tribe of In-
hristened Anne Arundel, and finally |
dre ent name was bestowed. diane
tinme to strive {or
of ge
Do not re |
| long 84 & time nor pass too many hours
| tory gives no inthu
| woman has br
| that is as far from
I men are {
: { wre ME
| sex would
| avenues of oo
> One of the methods wheteby profit has |
found in the sorrel, and cxalate of soda |
The nitric acid and sugar are boiled for |
id formed is purified by |
A -muoch !
the yield being |
potash alone is used, provided the opera- |
ing ns far as possible the fusing of the |
produce larger quantities of oxalic acid |
not |.
3 0 degrees F ~—Phila- |
should be about 430 degrees F. —Phila- | proof doors and ¢
; tion, while
1 can tell them !
1st |
world to have
AS TO WOMAN SUFFRAGE.
dpi
it was oomlight, it was Inde, | The Authority on Fat Reducing iiatarges. Are Not Ten Erponents Eericonsly Mistakes
‘In Somme of Their Cisteas”
Prominent woman salfragisis in the
east give ont that they propose 1c oon- |
ihe enfranchisement
their Torts AYE CTOWE-
Ty state the
of their sex until
ed with
Uni
ead
8 no
FUCCOSE in Ev in
ey
1 $w
a extent
Lift the
rg
power
18,
man than is pn fe
jawmaking
the qoestion
en franchisement of
woman going to fit her for the duties
and requires sents of political &gnality?
The mistake that suffragists make,
it is safe to say, is advancing the
theory that all women are as well fitted
by nature to deal Jie ecomotmnio and
political problems as the average man,
and that oppartonity = all that is peed-
ed to fart It will not
be dink natnrai-
war to deal
with political guest £ han &GIe men,
er than
curd ts her by the
voernments, bot
How is ti
Te
in
demonstrate that
are
Iy better vx
wonld oT e A &
standing of what is needed
to time to anos th
cial welfare of
CERN LTE er
ny ii
or
aii
EYE TLS
bumanity,
be an experichos conerrning whic
a of the pr
bs bis.
atid bali
onteonie . :
The altra antisulfragists insist that
and
life, bot
as the
claim thas the anchisern will
remedy all the evils of our political
lifa. There are Pie nty of women wha
are as unfit for don a8 any
for railitary gs ty. We do not
mean mentally or physically nnfitted in
either case, but th wy wera just ‘born
' and pothing less than recren-
tion would fit either one for what thels
indicate were the natural
jstence and employment
for then. ~—=Omaha World: Heralg-
ASBESTUS MAKING.
y patural She
a al
teing roe
errhp
iisé
that is © social
Fee.)
¢ bois rind
Prepariag the Minerat - For Its Many Tm
portant Uses
it any re ‘ers have ¢vir made the ao-
quaintance { asbostas at ail it, has no.
doubt been ni the shape of backing to a
. gas stove or a firebrick Very fow peo-
ple outside the trade know what enor-
mous nantities are otilized where ma- |
chinery is used. - The business done in|
domestio astestus is a mere bagatelle
compared with that got through in
packing for steam boilers and engine
pistons
Asbostns in its original state is a
fibrous mineral indigenous to Canada po
and other places and is sent over berg
in lamps like plots of raw slate on the |
top and bottim, while the sides are cov:
ered with a fluffy sntstance-—the ber,
when it is pulled: from the bulk. Von
can pick each lamp to ploces ‘with yor
pails, nithoogh to Took at it « woul a
think that nothing: less than a heavy
hammer would make any lmpression o
it
When it reaches tho facts
into crashers. These are
nary mortar mixers that
buildisg operations
the resulting gritty,
throws into wii
The devil tears
prongs and then
flufl.. The forme
with tha asbestos .a
while the latter 18 shetintoa rec { apt
that reduces it to a consistency alm
as fine as cotton wool, As it falls from
this machine i8 looks for all the world
like snow. ;
In other departments the raw sen
tus is crushed and then mix ed with cor
tain earths to used for covering
the outer surfacvs of steany byllers
bostas being a
Theti, again, large
board are made {o
one
TY, it is pa
like the ordi
FOU REC wWhern
gang
fiully mass
at is tor sod a’ ril.
it op with > arp
gifsg th in ¥ a
k
als 43, BLO
Tis
OER
rat
8
be
aK
(RC AK)s
one of the main «
T have often asked my radical friends | prool theater curtain, Pearson
whut is to ba done if, out of every hon- | ly.
dred enlightened voters, two-thirds will |
give their votes one way, but are afraid |
to fight, and the pemainipg third will |
if the |
THE PLAY.
Lo! 'tis a gala nigh
Within the foes
phd ly + Man, *
its ‘here the conguarar, worn.
~ Edgar illan Poe
t :
i
TOBY AND TH E BEAK.
| A MANEUVER OVER WHICH THE WISE :
OLD NATIVES DIFFERED.
Toby Was the Smartest Bear Dog In AH
the Woods, and His Ownér Wouldnt
Have Sold Him For B104, but
Cut (sot For at, Acrobat,
wed Toby whin 1
Pernsylvania ham
Ww. Heys lis
1 1h n mpAnY.
LET Poars, 8
Encws who ever fived among them, hats
¥ — 3 ’
Ise; two ley
TR
Shay
ow grpoe® To Zo
EFI nZ ¢
. ind wiil fregnentd
Acs ba
vi fol ETP 15 eRe §
soing banter just for the satis
‘waitiog for the dog that Is yelp
| bind bin and taking a fali
when he comes up, a fail
ends the dog's carver,
= dog not especiaily tras
[£45
ERT
ne was famous
"He wat an-
Ey
pest
Lng }
ered Bi;
day T
wa or
girock the
lear in
which he doo
the bear to ta
a pie ws if
DO DOCK TY ( tear tarning at
but he evi dently we stand $0 got a whack
at Toby. I conld have easily sent a bul
Jet thromgh tha bear, bot having the
most confidency in Toby's smartness
and seeing that the bear was anxiou
‘ put his smartness against the dog's, 1
concluded to let him have the chanos and
[to emjoy the sport of a few minutes’
maneuvering between the twa
“It was fun, Toby worried the al
i ready ugly old chap with tricks and
{ quick movements until the bear was
| wild with rage. Do what be might, be
| couldn't get a blow or a bite in on Toby,
while Toby got a nip at the boar at al
a Sma Pp
bay,
roost every turn. This amusing dance |
lasted for ten minutes, and [felt so
proud of my dog that I declared thers
and then that it would take a good deal
more than a $100 bill to buy him.
“Beare wise old natives of those woods |
| assured me afterward that what this
. bear finally did was a premeditated aet,
deliberate iy and successfally carried out
as planned. Others declared that it was
| an afterthonght of the bear's I myself
i that it was entirely
held and hale
an accident, berause I will not admit
that tire £ver Wi wv" a bear smart enosgh
to get etter of Toby by design.
“After sparr
: Jy at the dog for ten minut
put his back
1 for
: har
The
1" ¥ op Fons 3
NR al 3 TGs hing ATA
= foa
acle |
as the bear cil!
went the tighter
on tn ats
swing
He Sr
When he struck
tren, To by WAS
; re Wal
}
round. abe
that was all
; hundred px ands of bear had fiatt
{ 40 pounds of :
i shape. The catiustrophe was
' and cnexpected that before I coun
from thie painful surprise
10 the bear had
£10y
{2%
IRAP aT
Cr WAS A Smarter
y wasnt
the Manner Born,
i rod
To
What a weil man
Hi
aim?
He
‘a baker —
iiKe
is
fie Wasn't
» Bt |
- bappy life demands
taoguan.
MIS LAST POEM.
In the hightands is the rountry places,
Whers the oli ¢ win men Save rosy faces
And the yomeg Ae masidens
Cad wy EYE > ,
Where eawentinl #lenas cheers and bloawes,
Ard forever in the Bill recosiod
wire ert 1 hamted,
poe Bumm tek
-
Figgas ge
YiL'N5 CF ae
ATER
Consumminies Life Xo Siogie Life Is
the FPorfect Ome.
We bear young men say,
or to get rnarTh
nt
man I marry most be
HATES SLpear r
hava a ertain by
and
SUE ZeEtR
tance that no sie
shall
Ha
monial ventore sb
that nothi
yi We ja
i | ard of chances Parents must understand |
= |
that their children are to be parents;
| that there is no escape from the responsi- |
bility, apd that education is incomplete |
| and training inadequate which does nos |
| qualify for paternity
i The yooug man and the yOUDg Woman |
and maternity.
who are fitted for marriage ars fitted
for ail that a healthy, courageous and
Jack's Royal Rpree.
“Kipling oaght to study Jack,’ said |
p ® y
most pio. |
land cor sea, and po- |
a naval officer. "Jack's the
toresqos IND On
body bas written abont him as be ia
“If I could do it as well as Kipling,
thers is ope story | know of which is as
‘Reipcarpation of Krishna |
good as the
Mulvaney.’
“When 1 was sssistant engineer on
the Francisco, thera was a ooml
passer nani > ey wader me.
He had been sav
1m
S 1%
Re Gn :
that he
ne Bowery to have the |
Hing
0d
1z to be
3 to th
3
: A of 1
bw a mystery; |
vted with the matri-
ft to the hoz |
or fmposes. —Chao- |
Kit;
EARLY UFE OF PAUL JONES
| Be Came 10 Amerion to Faber we Retute
In Virginks.
| Thers is po record of his bavieg ale
| temded amy school except that of ibe
pur! sh of Kirkbdan, but be developed 8
rely Sante pasion for resding snd
3 at #53 Whets 13 Yousy
wis during bie
bat hating the
hip Ar 20
rigantive.
be calls,
“a grim
FW
nmstanse of wy fife will stink
me in ¥ p Pie trom ble Was
3 threatened criminal prosscation for
a carpenter fogged, which
i mode of punishment in
i y smatter ye investiga
{ od, and Paul Jones was folly saqaitted
i It is worthy of remark that the mag
| strate who inqaimd into thet matter
| notes that Pani Jopes expressod great
| sorrow for having bad the man fogged,
althomgl the charm of crosity was folly
disproved. He ratinyned to Sootisnd once
after this and although affectionately
received ewes family bis friends
; sein 80 have treated hing
wr this injustion
% folt for his
evar after
ta free from
ing wen born
t 12 years of
i= a cowetry.
hoyesr a great
grrad to hiss
sud amines
there, left him
abe that Peal
in want of
ba Tomi.
in want of
tenth contary.
parers preserved’
mia bt bo consid
the War 8 man
pres
4
nr OT
5 runs
FP GATR
of indeps :
in Virginia
axpoted frome
a yproviodial
Th Tide
of war with
Jomes hastegert te
throagh Mr. Joseph Hewes, :
af eongress fram North Carolina got
: his commission as senior frst lsutenans
in the infant navy of ‘the solonies IS
was then he made the acquaintancy of
| Robert. Morris, to whom he felt a pas-
sionate gratitads and affection, and
| whom be named ag sole executor in his
Mr Hewes being then desdl —
i Miss Molly Elliot Seawell in Century.
i Wisi,
IN THE FUTURE.
on nh
When the Gir! Whe Earns $5,000 & Year
Will Be » Desirable Wife. 2
“Don’t you think it about time for
| Mabel to consider the subject of matrs-
| mony?’ he asked hesitatingly.
“Oh, thers is plenty of time," replied
| his wife. ““Malel is very ambitious,
. you know, and she is used to certain ea
1 called luxuries that she would dislike
to id ap.’
© “Well, frankly, I think. he is work-
ing too hard.”
On po, she isa's Is will do ber
good. And sine abe won that case in
the supreme court her income bas heen
steadily increasing. If she continues to
| do as weil in her pioféssion, she may be
able to think of marriage in a year of
‘so. You see, things have changed since
wh Were Tied, |
Indeed ey ‘ha
“Then a girl's
i and accom
C with be
very d
ma
** be sighed.
= eanty, temperaniont
ts had more todo
ihonial chances, bot itis
rent now, very different ine
RE yet toe prize thas ¥
hohe and Ie she enaid
be sure of getting the chad ’ haostand
ii2 Aira to have ‘The bes$;
men Try: particular, yow
_
I
th
®
3 shiaent
=
{
r
ne
Na #
¥
& ry
her
arm
3, admitted.
? them will hardly look at a
2% capac ity is nod #4, -
wear. Mabol ag
[with me that it is best to wait until
car and 7
his money
ACK and res |
Evsational Literatares
ty a | *
nse Bd ris of poopie
of x day's run
t.3 Lia tran
£0 La bay as
~f Winter ores
: RIOT ZT
”
a
bey, after the |
“Look acrost the |
FOIAD &-CT¥il
or, the Doom
Over
: pretty as 1
NERO 8D
PRT
-
Lotacrat of tb
x +1
was in ta foathe
de of irem
much
% ba ¥ ‘m
he hoopskirt
t was then
ey
1 4Y vey
LiL
as
os
the Pri, government ors
ses to be Het
said the |
he |
chews
of
bas reached that po sn, and thon she
: spre to bes t after by the very
and most desirsibis youn g nun in
city VT--Chicago Ps
“A Niee Pupii™
a great soldier, but
could not spell [lis handwriting
also 80 bad as to give rise to the
that he wsed sndecipherable chara
| to ecnceal the fact that he, the mas
of Earope, could not master French
thography.
In the early days cf the empire a man
of ruodest aspect presented biinsel! be-
| tore tb 19 EmMHTOT
‘Whoare § * asked Napsleos.
bad ed honor as Brienne for
to give writing hy 0
1 out a nice pol! said
with vivaeity. 1 ex
' ulate you on Four SUCCESS |
1 Neveruse-
less he conferred a pensicys upon his oli
master. — Y onth’s Companion. :
Napo
Wad
sam gC 3
4 turn
Ena
€Inperr
3 18
the ©
Wasted to Help
Van Mission—What are »
ny pet?
Mrs
1
Pg 13
readin a lo
roast a turkey.
3’ tite you wens sl
gro wif vor, sad wis
utia tracts I'd tell’
M3 00d a
riginally Irene, or the
It was called the
1 ' becanse of the brilliant”.
ir of its rE, which Qaoaghong
year is a lively green ;
Mary, queen of Sots bad red
and a cross eve, and in spite of the e
) | comin of her conteruporaries is beds
eved not to have been a handsome
Woman,
cpr dea si i
cong
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