with a coarse piece of rope. trembling with cold, was emaciated and | | which flows a mile from the town. They | was altogether the most deplorable look- “ing human object the policeman had ever He was about to take ber to the police station to give her shelter when she told “him that she was’ looking for a Mrs. Townsend, who lived in the neighbor. hood. The policeman found Mrs. Town- chose this spot for their tour for game " because it is rarely visited. Finley and while Goodwin remained on | the bank gunning for snipe. Without knowing it, Finley walked into a bed of quicksand. He did not | send, and the latter said she would take care of the woman, with whom she was well acquainted. It turned out that the woman was the owner of a fine four story brick house at 884 Bedford avenue, had a bank account of $15,000 and other : and that her entire wealth wns estimated ‘at between $50,000 and $80,000. Her pamé is Berths May, and she bas long been the solitary occupant of the big Bedford avenne house, Not even a dog, for nearly 30 years. Her husband, Ed- ward May, had a wig store in this city. when she married him, and she has care- folly watched over the fortune he left her. Mr. Townsend escorted the aged re- ‘clase to her home yesterday morning and then went around to the Clermont. victim was sinking more rapidly now, Avenue police station and called the at- tention of Captain Hardy to the wretch- ed condition of the woman and the neces- sity of providing for her. Captain Hardy sent Detective Sergeant Fitzpatrick to the hogse to make an investigation. k secured an entrance by rep : erward tried to resch the bottom of the bed with long sticks. The sand was found to be over six feet Seep Pilla: himself as a building inspector pi Ag ie pgm i He re ported to Captain Hardy that from cel to roof the house was in an intoler- ably filthy condition, and thst there were several years accumulation of dust on the old fashioned furniture. 80 miserly is the old womun thut she will not even buy the food she needsand | . would starve to death did not a benevo- | goo] suxiliary telephone, which is - designed to be nsed in conection with substations. The auxiliary consists of a lent family in the neighborhood supply ber laily with bread and coffee.~-New | York Son. A ROMANCE ON WHEELS. Two Young People Make Kove on Bleyeles | mand Are Married In Road Costumes. It is not oftem that a bride and bride st the altar rail clad in | body costumes to be united for life. | that the chair will answer the } ceiver, a compound induction cofl, the . tertiary coil of which is connected in se- | golf ' ties, and an amplifying magnet located but his legs had sunk to the tops of his _ | water touched his waist. Finley | and togged at his right leg. It yielded, but at the same time his left foot pene trated deeper and deeper into the mys- | .terious substance. Then he reversed his | efforts and with all his strength pulled ’ eat or bird has shared her seclusion. She = ot his left leg. It yielded, but the right " {8 74 years old and has been a widow’ leg went down to an alarming depth. Finley called to Shine for help, and | the lstter responded quickly. He tried | in vain at his own peril to extricate his friend. By this time the quicksand had | almost swallowed Finley’s legs, and the | water was gradually rising and Senting his shonlders. Then Goodwin was simmoned. The | the water was getting and pear his chin. The combined efforts of | the two friends checked the descent. They tugged for 10 minutes before Fin- ley, the quicksand. For curiosity they aft- delphia Record. THE CHAIR TELEPHONE. A New Invention Which Might Be Used to Advantage In Barber Shops. An Ohio inventor has just patented an y constructed chair. The back | speciall of the chair is so made that it will act as sa transmitter, sc that a conversation may be carried on with perfect ease while the operator is seated in the chair. The principle on which this patent oper- ates in the vibrations produced in the the speaker, wkich are trsns- 10 the chair back and thence over the life in the usual manner. chair telephone is so designed | of an ordinary office chair. Mr. McKel- | vey, the inventor, is now making exper- | iments with & view of putting this at- ! tachment to suy ordinary chair now in ' use. In devising this telephone Mr. Mc- | paths followed by inventors and has 6. slong new lines, employing a pole nonmetallic diaphragm in the re | immediately behind the diaphragm in il | the transmitter. This telephone has | been successfully worked over 115 miles it | of telegraph wire with earth return, and it is believed that when further experi- r ments are made a distance much greater : than this can be Sueeamtuly worked. — y | Electrical World. KLEE fri } took it to 14 editors without getting it - accepted, and finally it had to be nent to Wearing of the Green. _A man wearing a §1 greenback note in siderable attention. At Filbert street he tered some naintances, whom | asked into a nearby saloon, and tak- ing the note from his breast they all drank to the memory of St. Patrick. Pin- ning another greenback of the same de nomination to the spot from wkich be had taken the first, he started out, pre- _ sumably to meet more friends.—Phils- | Sulphia Beoord. ‘Williams Johnson of Boston, who has | taken weather observations at § a. m. | “every day for years, reports that the st that hour 41} degrees | all last month, and that it was the warm- | . est March within the 40 years he has been | kesenine a record, He Unearthed & Lawsuit. The inquisitiveness of a boy in Allen- town the other day resulted in the find- . ing of $600 and will cause alawsuit. The | personal estate of Silas Camp, a rich old bachelor, who died s month ago, was sold at suction. “Among the goods dis- posed of was an old safe, which was | knocked down for $8.50. The safe had been used by Camp, but after his death it was opened by his relatives, and every- thing of valne was taken out, as they supposed. Before the purchasers had an | opportunity to take it away, however, a small boy worked the combination and opened the door. While examining the interior he pulled out a private drawer, and out rolled a pile of ‘When counted, they were found to amount to nearly $600. The money was taken in charge by Camp's brother un- : der the protests of the new owners, who | say they will bring suit for the gold.— 1 Allentown (Pa.) Lowder. A Buyrack Ambulanee. : A rather curious spectacle on Court street in Auburn recently wis a hayrack | containing a bed made up neatly, In the bed was a man, evidently an invalid, for be lay back weakly upon thie pillows. rather strangely with his surroundings. Beside the bed sat a lady and over him | bemt another carefully attending to his wants. This sickroom on wheels was part of a spring moving and will go on record as one of most novel louds of the season. —Lewiston Journal. Siem tt : An Intermittent Well. There is a spouting well on the place of William Deutsch. four miles south of ‘| Anacortes. The well is 112 feet deep and bas only three feet of water in it, which When the well begins to spout, it con- tindes for several days at a time. It roars precisely like the Ohio gas wells and forces the water and spray several feet above the top of the well. Then for the sane time it will cease to breathe and remain perfectly quiet. —Seattle Post-Intelligencer. Humilisted Athens. '» humiliation which never could have been imposed upon ancient Athens. The city is bill, amounting to 447,000 that the gas will be cut off unless the | Bill is settled within a few days. —Puarie Shine waded in the creek searching for boots in the consuming sand, and the! ntterly exhausted, was pulled from | purposes Pets Amsterdam. A hut Wis upos ¥8 hen, coutraniing cannot be lowered from its present depth. : The Greek capital is threatened with apparently unable to pay its gas . drachmas, and ' the company has notified the anthorities ; i “The rose Era 4 Gist Sal cheek grow deathly pale | Crests. “You will aot find one woman in a hundred who is familiar with the rules of heraldry.” said a fashionable stationer. | “Ladies insist on having crests embossed on their writing paper, even when I tell | themn that they are permitted by the usages of centuries to use only the arms. A handsome woman. came in the store one day and said, ‘Mr. B—, I wish you wonid put a crest and arms on my paper.’ I mew it would be nseless to argue ‘abont the crest, and so I asked her, | ‘Have you any crest with you? ‘Oh, no! | | haven't any,’ she answered. “You can | make a nice one, can’t you? | learned | that her husband was a grain dealer, so for a crest | designed a sheaf of wheat. For the arms I designed heads on a shield, and she was delighted.” _ Women who are interested in these ' things should observe the regulations set down for the use of spinsters, married for the arms should be used by each. : The spinster is required to put her fam- “lily arms into a diamond frame, with - | very simple adornment. When s wom- . an marries, the arms of her family must | of her husband. The shield is impaled, ' the wife's arms occupying one position and the husband's the other. comes a widow, the frame for her arms again assumes the form of a diamond, . symbolizing her unmarried state, while "her arms and che arms of her deceased husband remain impaled as formerly. —. Chicago Inter Ocean. I» Duplicate. enue with his chin cut ‘in several places, #0 that it looked as if a4 drunken barber had been practicing on it. “Merciful heaven, Gus!” exclaimed *What did you do to ‘the barber? You ought fo have murdered dene.” “I didn't do anything of the kind. Aft- er he was through sbaving [ invited him across the street and treated himto a cocktail and a cigar.” “Well, you are a fool.™ “No, I ain't such a fool, after all,” re- “Oh, that's a different thing. Youare ' » kind of a double barreled fool.” —Texas Zeng Trees by Electricity. Trees are felled by electricity in the great forests of Galicia. For cutting ' comparatively soft woods the tool is in the form of an auger, which is mounted on & Garriage, and is moved to and fro ' and revoived at the same time by a small ‘electric motor. As the cut deepens, and Wines at the bar, some hawk women and widows, A specified frame be put on the same shield with the arms Gus de Smith came down Harlem av- him. That was the least you could have sponded Gus, “for you see I shave on or : FIFTH AVENUE RESTAURANT, gl A Modern ! po. R. SNYDER, Prop'r, avenue, below Berk ty Hotel. will ibid Er all oars. a everyth i had in a fintciass restaumn ; served in 2 Br do | | MARAPPEY HOUSE Mahaffey, Clearfield Co., Pu Accommodations first-ciass. Best of Liquors | Htabling attached. GBORGE FERGUSON, of Prop’r. AUGUST K. HUBER, STONE MASON, Mellon Avenne, PATTON {1am prepared to do all kinds of work in my | _ line at ressonable 5. Contracts taken and | setimates furnis hen destred. Satistaetion © | gnamnteed, Give Sd hen ie PW BITTNER. AND Bui DER. co» CoNT TRACTOR ; | Sa Fatimates submitted on short notices. PATTON. PENNA. W. E. Probert, SE ARTISTIC wr Barber and Hair Dresser. IN ALL ITS BRANCHES. . SF NEXT DOOR TO POSTOFFICE Go To : DANIELSON & ENGBLAD’S SHOE 4th Ave., near R. R. Station. Shoes made to order and repairing of all kinds done promptly. moderate. 181. Reuel Somerville, Attorney-at-Law, PaTTox, (pffice in the Good Building. aa J.P McKENRICK, Attorney and Counselor at Law. Pa. If she be- = Esewspueo, Pa. “And everything kept in a firpt-class several store. a specialty of the best grades Will attend to all bosiness with PrOmpLIe : Cand fdadity, Offer opposite the Mountain Hose, WH DAVIS, —- Attorney and C ounselor at Law, EBENSBURG, PA. | All lean! basiness promptly attended to, {fice on Contre Street, M M. CRAIN, S PrLasTERER and CoN TRACTOR, Patton, Walnut Run, Spangler, and Hastings. p ADAMANT laste: ting specialty, Fstimates giv kinds of work. M. M. CRrArx, Patton. Pa. “non an! L MCNEEL, BARBER AND Hair DRESSKR, In the room formers accupied by Ott) Closer, Opera House block. First-class word, guamn- teed. Hair Cut 2 cents, Shave 10) cents, hampon | 2, and Sen Foam 10 cents, " wedges are inserted to prevent the rift: from closing, and when the tree is near- ly cut through an ax ov handsaw is used to finish the work. In this way trees are felled. very rapidly and with but little labor. «London Tit-Bita. Growth of the Eegliish Language. In the year 1794 the habitual users of the English language did not number over 15,000,000; in 1892, 105,000,000. If these fignres are correct (and they are from a recognized authority), by the end of the present century not less than 120, 000,000 people will use the langmage in their everyday conversation. If the same ratio of increase holds good, Eng- lish will be spoken by at least 840,000,000 of people in the year 2000.—i3t. Louis Republic. Sin One Child's Youibuiazy. : The statement that a child 34 years of age would not have more than 130 words in its vocabulary that it was able to use understandingly led a careful mother to note for a month the number of words used by her child. All the parta of speech used were recorded, with the re- sult that in this case the child appeared New York Post. Atheros Te Prtcrbig, there is » room full of diamonds, pearls and other precious stones. The empress -of Russia is allowed to borrow from this room after giving a receipt for what she takes, and generally the grand duchesses are allowed to borrow from it also. Jewelers are ¢ fervently wishing that the styles prevalent in France in the tenth century might be revived for the sake of business. Judith, the wife of Caipuchin, wore a solid girdle of gold that weighed four pounds, and all dames followed her eaampla. Hoopskirts, which came into vogue in the year 1530, weighed between 80 and 40 pounds, but it was the ‘“‘faskion,” and they were lugged about by tha belles of | the period despite the discomfort. Professor Karl Pearson pronounces the Monte Carico roulette wheel, as viewed from the standard of exact science, bord most prodigious miracie of the century.” The Thinglit tribe tribe of Alaskcn numbers | 4,800 persons, - For spent the greater part of io aves. dong to have a vocabulary of 1,528 words. — the fashionable HARRY MoiORMWICK, M. Db, CPHYSICIAY AND RURGHON, PATTON, PA. J. to John Yahser's Hardware store. Special attention given to Fevers and Dis- ene of Children, WARREN, assess Per CONTRACTIA NG NTE R, 10 years TaN Best work guaranteed, lowest ~ Prices. oe en. om ete. Landscape, Grecian and Ormamental Painting Taught. Advertising a Specialty. Pon Seasd bo Bay 53, : PATTON. PA. , Carriages, | Hangw Paper, Model 36 Columbia, - Price, $125. The New Columbia stands | casjly at the of all fully equi pay maintain the high tation et oy have established. Ful etails concerning its new Ry in the Columbia catalogue, which is a beautiful book and full | of interest. Free upos application. | | For Sale by C. W. Hodgkins, | * Patton, , Pa. = [ao “gent for the Hickory and Hart- ford Bleydles: ‘SHOP — Prices Ofer and residence vn Magee avenue, next | sia necessary companion. There : | DEALERS who push the sale of [W. L. as Shoes gai which helps to increase the — - 1 Doulas 5 of #fford to sell at un leas profit, ang ue we bell i foot wear of the dealer advertised below. For Sale by MIR Everhody is cordially invi of goods which are offered AT A REASD mare Watches ag Watches, but the Watches that 1 OYSTERS IN THE HALF SHELL. | | ete yon wil run and keep time with san. x tall line of Watboa and | at lowest prices. Repairing and Engraving Pull line of Spectacles Yours eyes Good 4 Building, Patton, Pa : BE a 80 pre and wrk, Costing (rom $6 tn f3.55 Police Shes, 3 Soles. 82.50, and 82 Shoes, Unequatied at the price. Boys 82 St 78 5 School Shoes 3 $2.50 S185 $1.78 n customers, . They vem Tig Sopris SeTing al yr KIN & KUSNER. ed to call andl see our Targe stock r sale at our store : it fo MBLE PRICE. : In will be our constant effor} to supply the wants of all - our customers and keepa from. DRY 50005, BOOTS FLOUR, - FEED, - ‘A Inrge assortment of CARPETS, OIL, CLOTH, ~ TING, Etc., ke yood class of goods to select We have a full line of We make of HAY, - GRAIN, on hand. All WwW ARE. DISHES and (All kinds of Shelf Hardware kept on hand. No trouble to show gdods. Come in and look around, - Respectfatly; GEO, * GARDEN of every description a Now is the time to ge and we can supply yo ~ PRINTS and OILS of all kinds and all shades and colors, It will pay wonderfully to call an w We a you can save General of every description. TOOLS ‘and prices. reasonable. hoe, shovel, Span, ete, 's taste. a [ a rake u toa youu d sce what we have and Fe -headquarters for Hardware Our store.is stocked to its ca- pacity with a fine ling of shelf and heavy hardware and all kinds of builders supplies, such as DOORS a We can supply you line, such as nails, e You AMT d SASH. vith any thing in the building c. .Be sure and see us first. for Honest Dealing, HOM 1A Few Fa —The fact that you Day Rux They h | will interest you. FIFTH AVENUE. ts OF evERYBODY. oo an buy economical of the— Store Co halve a complete line of choice, sea ] 1 | sonable goods, embracing dlmost everything in the general - | merchandise line, which they are offering to the public at the lowest possible and will success. | ‘Hard Ti mes Prices! Right Goods At AL the Right Prices, Corner Mages and Fifth Ay |s the Text of Their Story, ; entes. i,