BA tire ln : 19 3 a 4 uh - whole scheme Whale scl ly » lunatic and very likely a very dan- : for Browns gives visible evidence of be- out a + One look at the impossible pictures i: sacrilegious mofttoes which are held aloft ‘made lhim & BRA NS OUT OF TONE. ha dn . J4GHTS AND SHADOWS OF ‘rHE “ON “TO WASHINGTON" EXPECITION. Lo om———— oy . Mingular Features Concerning (Joxey and | His Pand Evidence of Minds “J and Out of Tene” The “Paraguries! Pan- | ~ovama”—The Grest Unkpown, : {Special Correipondence) _Prrrsevro, April 3. —imey”s ‘On to Washington'' procession of a handful of Abt aul pape hich ¥ hat andoubtedy fur- pished the most extruordinary spectacle of the present day. [It has bem accom- panied by very ing © and if it were not for the fact that the a serioas, not to side there would be noth- one. He is far more ob- > {| panorazsa’ outed It may be best described in the Missisnippi and enrolled himself at Can- , tom, The warden of the workhose there, | BEN EY § i 2 5 SUTTEAWORTH'S OPINION OF ‘WISS MADELINE POLLARD. ; the Corey camp, saw that Andrews was | 5 : ‘pot supplied with a good overcoet, and ! Breckinrid that his hat was ventilated by ‘the re- [Son » SoH Cotound Buln ‘moval of the entire crown, #0 he gave | cull | Andrews an old rain coat that barely | clety—-Intes 1 w With Ma) | missed draggi the go a0 long | hi {was i, and a high bat with 3 high | (Bye cial Correspondence] | wood. Wien Andrews had donned these | Wagmworoy, April 5. —"I¢ is queer , articles of apparel, he looked a little way | ow things work around in this world,” : Major Ben Butterworth ina talk sm ————— | off like a dude clad in the height of fash- | gid fon, although his stylish clothes were in- | with the subscriber on the now famoas deed a bit rusty. When he had pinned | ease in which he bas been So prominent. upon his manly chest a large yellow | “Ju is queer how the lawyers in this flower, he was the most extraordinary | gase were teropght together, and soch looking creature of the organization. | things sometimes make me think that Sensible Men Driven Away. we are pot the sothors of our ows ooavse in life at all, but that there isa mysterions potracy rurning concarrent- : ly with our daily lives and shaping would be impossible to say. I haw per things to a ; jesus. Now, somal Imowledge of a score or mare of | Jeremiah Wilson was born enly « ae honest workingmen who have not had | mile from where I was in Warren coun employment for months who intended to | ty, O.—iovoly old Warren, {Be land of Join the raarch, but gave it upon seeing | good men and handsome women! Browne's banners and his pe an- “Ogr parents were neighbors and : enor Morrow was a great mam in the 4. and so Jere was named | after him, his full name being Jeremiah Morrow Wiison. And we both studied Ward. Mr. Wilson, bowever, is several : years cider than J am, and Iwas taught discomforts, however, did ude | to jock up to him as one of the big boys short rations even at the start. The for- | of the neighborhood We plowed and ager of the party, a lank ex-cowboy, | hoed corn in neighboring fields and grew culty any day in securing from persons | stances. His father was long elerk of diving near the encampment of the pre- | the county court and was a sort of gen- vious night » larger quantity of substan- | oral adviser and good natured helper to tial provisions than Coxey's tramps | 411 the neighborhood. He wrote the peo oomld cat. The most exaggerated ideas ple's wills and drew up their contracts of ‘the size and splendor of the proces | and arbitrated their Yittle disputes ind sion were found daily by correspondents | in a general way was judge, lawyer and who (rove on ahead to obtsin among | helper to everybody. . the firmers along the routé. Ome patri- Counsel In the Case. srchul agriculturist near Salem, 0. “Mr. Wilson awhile in asked eagerly of a carriage load of news- | Lebanon, then went to Indians and be- paper men: 1 came a judge and. : the “How many bands have they got? | Richmond district. He and our own What kind of uniforms do they wear? | Samuel Shellasbarger retired from cob- When do they show the pictures of the | Shire | A Lucid Explanation. : ‘The panorama to which the farmer referred, by the way, is the most impos- sible thing that the mind of man ever conceived or the hand of man ever exe- words of an swestricken tramp who a4! tial serge ns the “Great Unknown." begin pow vast mambers of ren at pres- emt unemployed work to do. Coxey's plan of raising the by mony $0 wounld have plenty of for the work by the 1ssu- ing of millions of fiat enrrency seems tho height of folly to some, but isnot at all objectionable to those Wio bold that a peserve of gold ar silver is not needed as of the genuineness of tho _@ guaranit pation’s circulating medium. HH Mr. Coxey bad confined his efforts to the propagation of these twoideas, ho would _mndonbledly have secnred——in fact, be | tocrafts. That there man Browne,” be | downtrodden Ww : down in the mud by the pus proud went on, ‘is a great man to use big wards, bat he sin’t got balf so much "ihe mention of the “Great Unknown'’ | brings to mind the one strong man of | theowhole outfit. At the present writing : 50 ono knows who he is, though possibly | : his identity will bave been discovered | MAJOR BEX BUTTERWORTH. the time this letter sees the light. | gress at tho same time and formed this Hy cnrtainly has ~ genius for coramand- | partnership in Washington which has img men. No ons withont §t conld have | made such a strong law frm. Mr. wil- maintained which be possessed over the Coxey men | Jooks and is a very tharongh lawyer in during the early part of the expedition. | deed. John Shell vr, who sits tomy right, He was well dressod in military fash- | is the son of an oid and well known eit icm, he rode and walked and gave his | wen near Lexington, where John was commands in trae military style, and | born. He made a very fine roe rdinect- whenever ho directed a commonwealer | lege, and had a complete | the literary departs ' has been a partner of emel Breckin. corset both in has giréady secured——the idherence of a very large number of (arnest and in the It was probably the joining of Carl : Browne's fortunes with his that switch. ed Coxey upon the track which has do- ~ weloped the priposteroms procession of tramps that begmm on Easter Sopday. | “Browne is crazy. ‘how airy ono can talk with him as I have 1 comnict un during the present ro- e of nw'er dowells with- agreeing with mo in this eonclusion, on poles by the tramps who-ere follow Coxey would permanently confirm | © this opinion. It would require tho most ymins snd the most vivid ion ta fabricate a story of more " alwhys docs. His dicst sort of ho jty and the doctrine of the reincarnation of the soul that it has ever been the lot ‘of any cne to listen to. The general tenor of what he says may be appre- hended from the fact that he states with solemn crirn¢stness his belief that. Mr. Coxoy’s soul is largely a reincarnation of ‘the soul of Jesus Christ, and that he * (Browne) is also possessed of a portion of the divine soul, although in a lesser degree than Coxey. : Coxey's sympathizers along the route have daily filled up the notebooks of the correspondents with stories of prova- inent men who have intended to join, ‘but who have most jnvariably failed to | materialize, Tho secretary of a political organization in Canton, O., did join, and so did cne or two members of a milis tia company located at that town. Ome ‘of the most interesting recruits Who en- tered the rinks st Alliance was John Thrum, whose one eye and whiskers inarked man. Ho had letters sient from two or three Popu- of indorsepient bapers, and his intelligence was far : | gbove the average of the Coxey men. A : and wards of the Coxey contin ys | dubbed him Major Corns, on the basis | to do anything it was done with the the pT 4 rida | 15 Fours wows there they alacrity that iz born of shjoet forror It i: net apparcnt srr tohes were afraid of, for the man | till practice on cipeniz, after the man. pevir thee ntened and ne r used profane pes of the old Kentneky bar, going from lapraage. Yor there was in his tones one county to another, as the judme goes that poenliar note thas means “1 am 10 round in the eirewit. I donot know that be coyed.” : it is of wanch eonsequence, but Mr. Shel : Keeps itis Owa Connsel. py is» man of very strict ligions Louis Smith was the name ho gave to | training wad a church member of high {he POrriEpenie ER, with the statement | standing, besides a TIT energetic and that that was not his name, and all sorts | qnccesafnl lawyer. Phil Thompson is the of conjectures became rife at anee as to | gon of Colonel Phil Thompson of Harris what snd who he iz. C ne earrespondent { burg, Ky., one of the eminent lawyers ; | of the étage for many years : | @3r. Charles Stoll, the other suang lawyer, as you might say, js thesonof a | Blue Grass farmer, who was a very noted | nin man during the war dnd has been ! & leading Republican eves since. He also | had a complete college and law course | and has been remarkably snccessful in business outside of law—that is, as a what iit St ———————p— 1. . Indeed I am quite sure studied law with Colonel Breckinridge i and owes so much of his soccess to the ‘colonel that his interest in this case has been very strong on the line of friend- “| ship. Indeed it is far more personal than easional. 1 don't know that I ought probably Smith was a corn doctor | to speak of him as a young man except _svivertisi ng | a8 youth goes in the healthy Blue Grass § cio wo after | age : : “Rilced Will Tell.” inost improbable speculation as to the | same age, and yet we speak of him as +Great Unknown's’’ identity is the one | young because we do not just now re- that makes him out an agent of the ni- | member any case 50 noted nas this in hilists. Whatever he is and whoover he | Which he has taken a leading part. It is is, he is certainly decidedly sase and por- | Said that be is of Spanish blood an his Jectly ablo to take care of himself and to | Mother's side and English on the other. koep his own counsel. ; : | But that cuts no figure, for he is a very "What will be the nltimate outcome of | intense West Virginia American, a good Coxey's advance to the Potomac? Who fellow and a remarkably able lawyer. can predict? If any consid rele number | His father was a leading Virginian, and of bona fide unemployed workingmen | he was born: there before the s.paragion join the parade, it will be strange if | of the sections Speaking of the old they do not force the tramps who began | familiss of the border states and about with Coxey to fall oat by the wayside. | there being something in blood, I feela sort of pride in the fact that my ances- 1? the increase of trarops concludes a8 : tors on both sides were Quakers of the it began, Mr. Coxey may find it impos- known Smith, to keep order, and there rights of man. : ab mav be trouble of a most deplorable | “John Linton, my mother’s anewstor, sort: Coxey himself sces thatand saw it | Same to this coantry with William as carly as the second day of his prog: Penn. His father was a prominent offi- pest. On that day he said to me very | CT in the British navy, the family oe seriously: *‘I should be perfectly satis- | cupying a good rank, and John Lintcn fied if not another person joined the | was disinherited for turning Quaker. commanweal. We can handle this crowd | Theresfter he cast in hia Jot with the | without trouble, and I belisve the effect | friends of liberty, and the record Wes. of 100 men marching to Washington { maintained without a break until the will ba just as great ua the publie : abolition of slavery in this country. My mind ns if there were 10,000. | mother's maiden name was Linton, and Pr oh MM. L DexTER lpess. Bot let us ‘cha the remarkable discipline |gon is really much stronger than ba body in the neighborhood knows to be | nt and in Jaw, and . to sell his | region, for he is about 42 or 43 years of to ruin Colonel gible, even with assistance of the un- | VET¥ highest principle ir regard to the in Vieginia when they joined 1hve Qunlk- ers and soon after emanci all their slaves. Some they fook with thers $0 Chigand located thea in the Minmi wi Jey. This was carly io this ccatury, sod their deoendunts are still in Ohio. The descendants of the ofhers are in Viz Twas Ever Thas. , “Mr. Wilson and 1 were Born on | farms pear Lebanon and reared there, as 1 anid before, as country bors. I sttend- od the academy, but pever graduated, ‘and stoidied law with General Durbin Wand and William M. Ramsay of (Cin- einnati, attending a course of lectares ‘jater. I was admitted tothe bar inthe wing of 1541, and soon after the war broke up ail professional arrangements, | and you mew abwat that After return: ling from thn servios Twas appointed Coited States district attorney for the southern district of Obiforand soon after | that won my spurs od a politician, over. | coming the Bemocratie majority of over | a thousand and securing s seat in the | sembly. : sutside of our legislative Tbors wa were’ a sociable set, the good Slows on both or Republicans wo were sf] very ardent southern Ohio and Miami valley men. It was after F tonk up muy residence in Cincinnati that I was nominated in Mil. ton Sarler's ald district in the fall off $878. I suspect 1 was pat up as a sort of forlorn hope, but I got in that year and was re-elected in 1880, and then came the big fiuke, when, as Governor Tm Young ssid, ‘we wera such foie as to shake the rod rag at the Datch ball ' Pardon the comparison: yon knoe how Tom Young talked The plain Eng- tish of it is that we went cur tergth om some radical temperance measores and got thrown ‘nll length Jt was ever thus. - The slanghter of Ohio Repablio- it was worse in Cincinnati and the citing’ generally. Toutlived it, however, as you know, and was re-elented in 1884, 1888 and 1888 Then I decided to quit poli- ties and try to make some money, for 3 had never learned how. to slight my work, and in spits nf what people said or might have imagined from’ my being generaily good natured about it, | really siled like a slave while I was in coB- What are yon going to say about the plaintiff in this case™ A Bright Weswsn. 1 “Well, it is my business not to talk, but to hear what yom say. This How sides affiliating, and wheter Demorrats ans that year was terrible, and of coarye: 2a the sabimet, | | jm. . Of course you understand it's | m side lay— oot my WISE IN THE MATTER OF PRATER NITY PINS AND BADGES. : A Bowery Mss Who Makes These Things a Festure of His Pawubroler’s Sale Shop and. Finds Ri] the lost F ascinstieg Incident of Wis Busines : On the Bowery pot far from Broome | gtroci is a pawnbroker's sale shop, the proprietor of which makes a spesiaily sayy: : pie ei : Donbtiess stupches and saga, repre- sented in such vegetable foods ss bread, rice, tapicea sod the Hike, ar fat form ts. The living body bas thus a power of making fat.out of that which is not. fat. And slopg with this point is an of dealing in sifege fraternity pigs and badges. You muy exumise every of ! pawnshop and sale store cn (be ! and Bnd pot mere than Bee or six sacl | emblems in al of them, but im ie shop, ocenpying a conspicnons posit] in the show window, there is alwaps ; velvet coverad tammy on which a dozen or | different secret societies | ‘ place is getting to ‘be known atnong eollege men, and 3 ple who have lost fraternity badges: go tibere as the fir.t step to finding them. | Every few weeks the proprietor of thy plimce goes ou a tonr of the pawnshops ibeking for badges, and in his long: be bas picked op a fond of} farmation about college fraternities tbs would pot ‘be average graduata tod blash. There is not much money in pasticuln. branch, be says. bat be become ir terested im it and made ita sort of sis iy, Net only does be kno the emblems of every fraternity in part of the country, but be is a pexfey encyclopedia of information regard] their relative size. importance and | other —that fat. Reelf does not go, di- rectly at least. to make fut in the body. fat is. on the osher Band, a valusble addition to the diet af Jf crpe nient per- son because it Hawa poe ad istered of baming off food exces. Cs This may be en, bel the wisdom of the proceeding. All we know about fat prints to ites an absolatsly sssential elerpent of otir food. We can’t Bve beaRthily without it, snd if decreases in weight follows ity elimination from the diet | the very rupsiity of the reduction is en- swgument against its safely. Resides, flesh foods, will seer needed more gradusily, bet I also bold: more safely for the patient. peculiar characteristics of each y amd of the moliegesin which each basits _dhapters. One would be certain that The lesson of pliwsiology, therefore, t- os ail is: Doti’t neglect. tise fats of ‘thie other focds and are camutisl for the higpself is a college man bet for certaia pecaiiaritivs of speech that prociaimithe | cast sider and bis positive assertion toat | Be bas pever heen inside the doors of| a cellege and bus paver ven seen sap tot the local colleges Frun the omteide: “A reporter in search «Ff a lost ge which be thonght mig! : have toned ite way, as many los articles do, ‘ato = { He didn’t 8nd his badge, bat be many others. The proprietor bad.iscme jmteresting things to teil aboat seme of bas pins. ay : | “There ain't many things in this line that's fon,’ said be, A man we n't go into it for bis health. But th rn society pin busimess is mighty i | did 1 get into #7 Why, the fume aet- ever. seems to be plain—that Madeline | | Pollard may be ssid to rival Frank | | Momlton as the champion witness of the | ninéteenth century.” | met ecnsummate setress I ever saw (n | the stand. She bas ail the little tricks lof the trained feminine witness and knows just when $0 tarn on the pathet- i fo when she canmol answer a question. | 12 wo could (nly get witnesses 10 ome into court! But yon know how that is, Thera are utterly imposible to prove wihalt oreres ters on the pins need to catch me ¥ I was on the lookout for stuff im the bockshops, and 1 began pickin en Op ‘Bowery pawnshop went nto this stone | | to Jook over the stick of iraternity pina Sond body's nutrition. I sbouid net believe in any system of ordinary diet ov of weight reduction which seglected fat on. the ope hand or insisted that its absence: was esseritial forthe curve of @ | em the otber.— Sow York Times. - = - It rather staggers tbe North Americen formed yoong women eollecting {ures on the street railways, but when be vi its the second 2ity in Metion Gosdais jars, and witnesses the sefdped courtesies - by the wale conductors onthe street ars there he is completely pa alyzed. : self entering 3 street eur in New : or any city in the United! States and be- fore taking your seat bowing, hat in batd, t) your fellow passengers, measof Thea ] got interested more b an old} | gent trom the University clab tat was | VRival Frank Memlton! Why, Frank | ! fsm't in it fur sopparison. She is the | AA AIA certain: cases in which it 18 § trae. How often it happens thet a wom. | | an is a notaries character in 8 country neighborhood for 10 ox 20 yvars! In the whe Sis neighboris wx there BI LO sol but knows her mpatalion well, and yi you i whale tov p it. Cit isa littl case in a eiffel rove v pd 2 A Yant look at the Yep heen sherwerad on esd) men who Baye mstl- fied. XY off racher than oon 3 a rade. will rom vis eonrt and mare rife poe tO BE wa teary in their eyes, saying, ‘Dear Mr Butterworth, do » gry REE Wh ng follows, as Ba yon want to vain we? (8.4 don't. ove. here's a woman who has been practicing on the weaknesses of 1 nen ever Sines elutes, and she has become absnlnte mis- tross of her business, She might have had anything she had a mind to ask She could have gun to Europe and had all her expenses paid to complete that | edmeation of which she has said so mach. She might have had any reasonable sum of money. But she wanted to be jidenti- ded with nn great statesman in a sensa: tional case befare the public, and then —well, I don't know what—wyite a or goon the stage or something g is foolish enough th think : she can rise on the ruin of his great- pes, and yet she is smart enough in ber ' way to be, as. I said before, a witness | with whom Frank Moulton is not to be compared.’ : i Interesting Ruina. Whether the plaintiff's policy is as Ma- | jor Butterworth tininks or not, one thing is morally certain. If her intention was : she ‘ans car- ‘ried it out. Hisis indleed a colossal ruin. : ; : | But it is a picturesque rain. Baalbec and | «Mr. Calderon Carlisle is about the Palmyra are not in it for comparison nor all the broken columns and ruined | temples of Thebes Much bus already poen said of this feature, 100 much per haps, but one point will bear repetition. It is probably the only case of the kind in which the lowsst grades of society agreed so completely with the highest, In the once famous Kalloch case the re- ligious people divided not anequally. Good society wns not unanimous, and the dissolate cared nothing about’'it. As to Mr. Beacher, his church stood by him anflinchingly, and all the alleged rings jn Brooklyn, whether political or com- mercial, were his supporters. In the vari- ous trials of the last 10 years of cases where liaisons ended in murder I do not just now recall one in which public opin- jon was pot pretty fairly divided. But the markixd - feature of this case is that the defendant is cqually damned by high politician and coal heaver and by every grade in morals from the preacher to the prostitute. J. H. Brarin A Labor of Love. Judge J.T. Dulvin of Silcem, Ga. who has married over 130 couples, says that he never received a single foe save | her father was a pioneer surveyor id |g bushel of potatoes, ' : : > da perfintly | parmoay the | svar wpel a sho was cut of short. | the cast but what I've handled ope oF | choir ia Saffoik. . mans of its pins. | | bockehops nil the while, and whepever | rook. a blncheaith whose tepes voles Usnally|I ot | was us metallic in sound as his savil, a | get there 3 ap on that Moe and used to (tell me things about the badges and their d or farewell to. the car in | ent organizations, He came ft % i my | shop one day to look ata badge. ‘s| bow I got tokno « him. He sed to pezd | me books nnd magazine articles on fra- | ternities 1d) I got to knoe 38 about it as be did, and now I goes they ain't many college societies & iis of the esantry that I don't krow enbugh aboat to sarprise the members if I want. whom you save ever sen before. ; ‘Then sup pose yourself arrived at: your destination. You riss, mnie a shake hands with. the conductor, and with a polite inclination of the bead take loa of the driver. The pumber of times I have witnessed sesh exhibitions off po shuch | litenees canvince me that it isone of the | customs of the ccuntry.—New York Jourmal. Dasa-iptios of a Village Chhoti ha NAPA. SATAN ] Dr. “* Westminster’ Elridge, at thoend Ped to tell it. | of. a musical lecture in London, § EEL ey i a gil r. . 2 : : : 2 . They ain't a college [radernily ia} gg acvoant of An I'm keepin tabon the f find a hedge 1 nail in The local talast wes | thus described: ** A few boys whoscared ‘ers cheap, for they ain't any demand | boy ito who bad in bis youth, it was fur “em tospesk of. Occagiopslly 3@ad | paoaited swallowed nu whistle, which bret omg + § “Ty 5 os ” 3 : 4 brings in a pin to me, or I see cb v0 8 gouapently bad lodged in his larynx and ed the pawosiops Well, most of "em arp lost, I think. I know encagh aboot know that the man’1l buck i§ his society pin. at Ck coat. aid buy ont i" ; : bums cot and bt it, bot it’s spostly | helped to produce sounds of » mest BR- {owe do 1 ¢'possl they oyrtlily character, and 8 miller who bad i : i | five low notes, rod only five, which bad - mn 0] glways to fit into the chant or hymna be- last thing a cpllege] jug song dnd which made a wart of When | pombiing accompanitnent, BOS snlike they do hock em, thongh, it's dOWN | she wound of bis own ‘millstones The bere, and not ap town, where they think other eollegn fellows may go in apd ses ‘ern. They get mighty little oy ‘em, for the hockstiop men ave dead leary of . things they don't anderstand, Of ponrse the pin itself as a good deal to do with | Pit. I2aUs heavily jeweled, a map may | get balf its value on it. Then pita that | are a marked design bock well, hecause they sell well. The T pin of the Delta | Pyis, and the star and crescent of the Al- | pba Delta, and the crosses like the) Alpha | Tau Omega or Delta Phi will find a | tpariet easier than the plain mMoPoOgrain pins or the diamond shaped. “Now, here's a pin," continasd this eradite student of fraternities, taking a small, plain Psi Upsilon pin from the case, ** that 1've bad bere for 18 months, and not an offer for it. Igotitina queer way. [ was ina down by Canal street chewin the rag over a couple of badges that the proprietor bad, when in came a young aboat 36 or 98 maybe and 5 B00, only she locked kind of balf starv She unpinned the pin from her dress and asked: | ‘How much will you — on this? : “Her voice trembled, but ‘was game and kept a steady face. Tlie man offered her $1, and she turned tq goout, when I said I'd give her §3 for jt. + +1 don’t want to sell it,’ sh ‘1 want to get it back some timp.’ “ ‘Well, I'll ' keep it six mopths for sou,’ I told her and gave her my bos pess card. She tock the money, she said. me. I never saw her again. There's pothin on the pin but her name” The speaker handed the pin tp the re- porter, who looked cn the back [and saw returned the pin to its place, apd it is probably there pow if any Psi U wants to go Bowery hwiting for it.— New York San. : Romeo Up-te-date—What | does it matter whether we are rich darling, #0 long as we have Two souls with bat a single thought-- Two hearts that Deal as one 7 ; : Juliet Vig-de-siecie- Ouly this—that for ail we've always got two mouths that eat ag bro Liverpool | Mercury. kissed the pin before she handed it to | engraved the one word “Lizzi.” He | or poor, | miller sang on forever.” Tit Bits. : Loin = Chief Parker. Chief Quanal Parkerof the Comanche Indians possesses sone odd traits o character. He occupies, with his wives, a bandsome house 20 pear the reservation, aod whenever 2 Jeares for a journey be turns Bs wives out of doors becansethey “have 50 Ore senso than to let the house take fire and barn down in his absence.” 43 years old, 1 ‘adopt the ways tent of wearing team of fast horses end table the best that the —New York World. : ————— When the Liverponl and Manchester of objections were made. would set the houses cn five.” sangers could not treathe in a train moving so rapidly.” “The railroad would kill all the game. * “Thousands of coachmen would be thrown out of employment.” “The English spirit of inde wonld be totally destroy- al. "—8t. Louis Globe-Demoerst. - © «I don't see your husband with you so much as when youn were in yous hon- eymocn, '" said the clergyman us be met an occasional attendant at his church. “Has he grown cocl?’ “Not if what you preach he true,” she said coyly. * Ho is dead. **—Toledo ‘Blade. = : : : Slight Misunderstanding. | Teacher— Who was the first man? ; First Boy—George Washington. | Teacher—Nest. : Second Boy-—Adam. : Si First Boy (indignantly)--1 didn’t | know ‘you meant foreigners. ~ Boston Globe. : : : Unexpected Bet. Poor Woman (to choup scrivener, who bas just res vat to her the begging pe: tition she bad ordered, bamsting into tears) T'was as badly off as all that! | Warte. ; traveler in Pers toses the prettily ami rook boys came and went, though the pr.’ london ° all sorts | woald kill all the binds." **The sparks ~ Iargely omitted from. of . 2 £h, man, I'd niver ba’ hellewsd
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