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II ALL, J EDITOI1 rnorRIETOR. . The Port Corner. THY I1T. They Ah ! well, suppose they d, But can they prove tho story true? 8'i'picioo may arise from naught But m slice, envy, want of thought. Why count yourself among the they" Who whisper what they dare not say. Tiicy fj hut why the talc rehearse, And help to mike Hie muter worse ? No good can posih'y accrue From lellii g wlnt maybe untrue ; , . ' And is it not a nnhlor plan To speak of a J the best you can ! They ny Well, if it hIiouIiI he no, '" Why need you tell ihe tale of woe ! Will it the bitter wrong redi-efs. -.: .' Or make one pang of sorrow less ? Will it the erring out; restore, r Henceforth to "go and sin no more ? ' They tny Oh! pause nwl look within' See how tbine heart inclines to sin ; Watch, lest in dark temptation's hour. Thou, too, should! sink beneath its power. Pity the frail, weep O'er the fall, But speak of good or not at all. 1EIT LIGHTLY. Trip 1 ghtly, over trouble " ' . ' Tr:p lightly over -.wrong, '" - j We only tnnke gtief douhte ' By dwel'ing on it long. '"' ' Why clasp woe's band so tightly J. Why sigh o'er blossoms dead ? , Why cling to forms unsightly ! Why not seek joy instead ? Trip lightly over sorrow, Though all I lie day bt dark. The sun may shine to morrow,. And gaily sing the lark : Fair hopes have not departed, '. Though roses may have fled ; Then never be down hearted, But look for joy Instead. Trip lightly over sadness, Stand not to rail at doom ; W e ve pearls to gtriug of g'adness, On this side of the tomb, . Whilst stars are uigiitly-sliinlng, And the Heaven is overhead, F.nciimine lint repining. ut look for joy instead. JOHN MORGAN. Hose 7 r Escaped from the Ohio feHileul.ary. Front the advance sheets of tlie forth coming lite of Johu Morgan, the rebel 'raider," written, we believe, by Kasil Duke. wj eitract the following account ot the cstipe ot Morgan n I Lis con federates trotu the Ouio Penitentiary. They had succeeded in breaking through the stooe fl wr a hole Itnjo enough to a 'Itiut the body of a uiuu, ami hail reach ed the air chamber. The narrative ptocetds : Ttie method adopted, then was for two r three to descend mid go to work, wnile the otheis kept watch. la an Lour or two liesli relief would be put on, Mud the work would be kept - up in tb is way throughout, the day, until time of locking up arrived except at dinner time, when every man who was away iVotu the table had to jive a reason for his absence. The woils, conducted un derground, was tedious an 1 difficult, but all labored with will. The candles which Lad been purchased and hoarded way, now did service. Without, them it wouid lave been til.n -st itnpos sible to finish tlie ta-.k. A code ot sig nals was invented to meet eve.y con tiuL'eiiey. Hy niu-di-i. it'tiar of w tot upoti the etone fiou.-. ill ' alsjvo ci-tu tuUUtCHlfd U thwe. in e tiejtil ii.'or .luatiun o! every danger witicli Mmal ened, and eaih-d on M .n t einiiu l.ntli. il neceftkity. ihr.wj i.-n, il.i- a;i ehaui ber were two or three lee.t th'i.k, mid built ol hujreHt-Hies. Two nr tjnee of thee Ktones were removed. n I a tun nel was run Btruiht to the outer wall ol the bill.. Fortune livored the work at this juncture, and Jirew in their way an adequate tool with whioh to aeeoiu plinh this part of thoir work, ffotue ne had discovered lyiu in the jnro through which we paused vi our . way to break last, au oM ru-tty spado with a broken handle. It was ut. once dete.r iniued thut the said t-p-.de must be se cured. Aceoidingly tueu were detailed and inntructcd iu their respective paru, and at the first opportunity'' the spade wan transferred to the air chamber, and iiiit to work iu dir;it)x up the tunnel, 'nis is the uiunncr iu which that valu able, the priceless, old, rusty, broken spade was gotten, One man was. selected to secrete the spade about his person him 1 will call No. 1. he wore, for the occasion, a loujr. I Ioomj sack coat. Six or sevn otl.er ineo were hi accomplices. It was a usual I eccurenre or those who were awaiting f their turn at the wahiu) troughs to I romp and ruffle aith each other in the I yard. Tbe e.ospiiatm were, this 11101 n I injj, eiceedinly lrolicue. At leiigtu No. 1. fell, apparently bj an aecidenl, upori the spade. hisaccomplieM tumbled gn a beap upon him. No. I dexterously lipped the spade under his CiMit. 'aiid buttoned it up. He went into break lust Kith it, aud sat Mouqeriully straight. iu! earned it safely into tho hull, and jwa into the air chamber. the nuiu wall ot tie hall was (tatfhfd, the bcvy stoaea H its lounda ,u)u were removed iu sufficitiu uutuher p adtplt of the pansage of a niau lint ' ji wl diifoMNd that u tuuuel led right tinder an immense- coal pile. It wis necessary that this difficulty should be remedied ; hut how ? With out a view ot tbe ground just outside of the wall, no one could calculate how far, or in what direction to run a tunnel, so that when it was conducted to the surface all obstrlueions iiieht be avoid ed. 'In this emergency, General Mor gan ena:ed Scott iu conversation about the rt niarkabte escape of some convicts, hicl) had occured a year or two pre viously, and wh.ch Soott vas very fond of describing. These convicts had climbed by the bnlcouies. iu tront of the ratiges ot cells, to the ceiling, and had passed out through the ekylinht to the rof ul tho prison. Scott .declared his belief that there were no two other, men on the continent who could perform, the font of aseendihi by the bn loonies. . 'Why," says General Monran, -'Captain Paul. Ta) lor, small as hi id, can do it-" '1 hereupon a discussion ensued, end. ing by ircott'a giving Taylof preiuission to attempt it. Taylor, who, although very small, was as active ns u sqairrul, immediately commenced the ascent, and sprung from one to the other ot the bal conies', until he reached the top one. He was one ot the men who bad been selected to escape with General Morgan, and comprehended immediately the hit ter's object in having him attempt 'this feat. It would afJurd him a ch mee to L'latiee out of the widows ut the ground just beyond the wall. As be leisurely swutij; himsell down, be studied "thb position' carefully, and his observa tions enabled them to dire t the runnel, aright. Once)-- during the tunneling, while Captain llockerstiiith (another of "the projectors of the plan) was at work underground, i;eott culled fur hi in and seemed anxious to fin 1 him at once. General -Morgan's presence of miud pre. vented a discovery, or, at least, a strong suspicion of the plot from at once re sulting Irom Hoekerstuith's a Use nee. The General said to Scott, "lloeker smith is lyin dowu iu my cell ; he is sick," and he re quested Scott to examine uud give his opinion upon a memorial which he proposed forwarding to Wash ington. It was sotuothiug regal ding our removal to a military prison. Scott highly fl ittered by this tribute to his jud.uient) took the memorial, looked at it attentively lor some minutes, and ri turned it, saving, think it will do first rite." It did do In the acan. time. Hockersmiih had been signaled, and hud "come op," uud he m ide his appearance complaining of a aetious in disposition. While the work was goinjon, General Morgan and those who were to iscupe with bitn hahi'.ually slept with their lases covered and therp hands concealed. Tb'is was done to accustome the night guard to take their presence in the' cells' lor giunted, by the appearance -of the bulk upon the bed, without actually seeing them. This unard went the rounds tit : the expiration ol every two hours during the rijlit and he would place his liiu.tei ii c'ose to each cell door, iu order that the light should fill the eeli si'd show the occupant. General Morgan U8i'd t say that u peculi ir shod d-r'iig and creeping of the flesh wotiht nsui! lii'ii whetieve- this nmn approach ed. He would lioiiMitly cieej about with list slippers on. his ' teet,' rulid he moved them without the slightest noise. ; Ho used lo remind me of a sly, cruel, bloated, suspicinu, tiigntprowiin spiiler. When the tunneling uppionulied its eompletioti, all the other necessary pre purations were made. The prison-yard into which they would emerge from the untie, was surrounded by a wlM twen ty five toet high, and means for fCaling that had ti be provided. There was an inner wall running irom the comer of the ''Kust Hall" to a smaller build ing, in which some of t!ie lemale con vicls were imprisoned, but it was com paratively low, and they anticipated lit tie difficulty iu getting over it. 'Ihe coverlets of several beds were torn into strips, und tho strips were platted into a strong rope -nearly thirty teet in length. A strong iron rod. Used tor stirring the fiies in the stoves, was converted into a hook, and the rope was attached to it I. ope an I hook were takeu down into the air cham ber, wheie all the 'valuibht' were stor ed. General Morgan had manaied to get a suit of citizen's clothing, and the six men who were going to escape with him were similarly provided.- Th Warden had prohibited the introduction into the prison ot uniform clothing,, but occas ionally allowed plain suits to be reeeiv ed. The General had also gotten a curd of the schedule time ot tint little Mia mi llailroad.'at.d knew when the tram loft Columbus, and when it arrived at Cincinnati tor this lie paid (litem dol lars, all the uiuney used Iu effectiug bis scape. . Despite the strict search i.ustitiifcd when we first entered th. Fuiiientiry, several of the party had managed to m. crU tuooey to that it ws not jouud, ; l i.t i:, : -1k''-' V? ' --- ' ' This was. now divided anion a tlie neved who weio to eseap?. ' Those wer, be sides Morgan; Captain Thomas H. (lines llalph Sheldon, Satn Taylor, Jacob Hen, nhtt. James Hockers.inith and Gostavus McGc. It is plain that, as each roan was locked in a separate cell, and eould not get ont of it by the door, without au interview with the night guard, it whs necessary to cut on opening into thir. chamber.' through the floor of each eel', from which each one of the: seven would escape. If ' these apertures -were cut from the top of the fl to'n of the cells, the' risk of detection : would he .prnnnr. tionitely increased : so an ttccurste ineaa hrment of tho --distance between the cells wore taken, ani wit.1t Hine's cell was a pomt of departure, it wns easy to calculate wherf to commence iiting from itt-r;7te'EfA,''ln order that the fl tirs of all these particular cells should be perforated A thin cYust. only of the cement was left, but to' all outward ap pearance the fl mr was as sound as vnr. .' By means of an arranirpment whinh had been perfected for 'obtaining nil ab solutely" necessary article'. aeh' one of the party about to eseane hd procured a stout, sharp knife--verv effective wea pons in rae of surprise and an attempt to stop the:r escape. When everything was ready. th.'V waited several ni'.'hta f-irrain trustinsr to elnde'lhi visrilnne.a or thS guards m we easilv in t hi obsouri ty ( such a n'ht and ' taking the chance, also. tTint'lhe doj which were turned loose eyprv niuht in the yard, would be driven by the rain 'into their kennels, which wer Mtni'ted on the ih. er side of the yard from' that, where they woahi euierse. Two or threo dsvs 'e fore lx.ie eff-rt was made. General Mor gan received a letter from Bn Trihwo. man iu Kentiieky. wirnins hij not to attempt to make his escape, from which, she predicted, rreat evils to him would result. She alluded to -his kindness to the poor in Lexington.' and claimed that she was informed of the future in some supernatural manner. On the 2fith of November, General Morgan learned that there- had been a change of military commands at Coliim bus. Well knowing that this would be followed by au inspection of the prison und a discovery of the plot, lie determine ed that the effort should be made- that very niglit. His owu'ccll was in tho secoud range, from which it was Impos sible! to reach the air chamber and tun nel, but the cell of .'his brother, Colonel Ki-hard Morgan', had been prepared for him, and when Scott tapped, as usual, on the stove, as a signal for each man to retire to his cell, the exchange was ef. tected. ' There was a sufficient resctn b la nee between "thera to deceive a man who would not look closely, especially when they were seated -with their laces turned away from the door. . , ..At any ra'te7 Scott and the night guard were both deceived, and efforts were made byhe occupants ot the cells near to both ot those, where close in spcetum would have been dangerous, to attract to the the attention ot the guard when he weut the rounds. As it was especially necessary, on this occasion to know ccrta'uly wheu the night guard approached, small bits of coal had been spiiukled. jut before the hour for luck ing tip, ou tlie fliKjr of the first range; so tout (Head as lightly as he would) tbe slinking cur couid uot bc'p making a loud noise. I t had been arranged that just after the twelve o'clock visit from the guard, ('aptuio, Taylor should decend into the uir eli am ber and give the signal under, neath the fl ar of each cell. Fortunate ly, tlie only tna.i. who was vile enough to have betrayed the plan, was ubsetit iu the hospital.. Six hours elapsed after the loekitiii in ; regnlaHy ' the night guird during that time weut his rounds, making'au awlul crackling as he passed ulomr the lower ruiiuc. Sixty odd men lay liwuke, silent and excited witii hearts beating louder and blood rushing taster through their veins that the ap pioach of battl') bad ever occasioned. I'i rhaps the coolest of all that number were the seven who were about to incur the li 1 Twelve o'clock struck, and the clang ot the bell seemed to be in tho hull ii selt the jiuard passed with bis lantern a few minutes elapsed, while the ad. venturers lay still lest he should slip l aik. and then at the signal they spraug from their bedsj hastily - stuffed flannel shirts with material prepared before huuJ. and mado up bundles to lie in their places and repreeut them Then stamping upon the fl air above the ex cavulions the thin crust of eurth gave way und they "descended i -to the air ehuuiber. They passed one by one along 'he tunnel until the ioroino-t oian leached the terminus, and with: his knile cut away the s-4, which had of course been It ft untouched. Then they emerged into the open air. ' Mr. tlraver, a rr.'ncb savan, says the greatest mtorio -skower will coaie off next November. -i wag says he prevented a ease of by dfupliuWa by getting on a fourteen rail fence aad staying till tut dog left. JOHN QUINN ADVERTIS ETH FOR, HIS DOG. , The dog is a very useful aniiiinl. That is, when he j active in the pur. sail of rodent vermin, aud don't bite. ' As the bigh school coinpositioMS si ways sav, J- he is the friend of mau," and ol wotti'in too, for thit matter, and boys and uirlg and children in nrtns, on J ever variety of the human race - am partial t digs.' Alw.iyi like to have theiu Mbout the h.iii-o. Tney have such in Intelligent wiy ol running right into the entry, aud letting you know when anybody is lurking urmud,. and tneii they : ' tiny a deep inou-.hed welcome hoioe," when vot've m-en out,. which is very relre.shinir. To be sure, thy-y some, times bowl a little to i much ut uiglu. when you elriin 'e:u up in the buck yard, but this is easily .remedied by u proper application - of bts.t jinks sue) paper Weights. is 1 uwo a dog. black und ton terrier. lias his ears clipped to a sharp point and hi rail , amputated. Tail points straight upwards ti vw. when it was first out it was luolitied to curl. Ten deucy was so stiong i that it threw the W into a Iriubttul series ol back sum ersaults, that must l.avo ended his exis tence it ( livl'nt tied him down . Alter that I put 'tie Iraguieiirnry c.il'n! in splints, an I he g-ts alonif now with only a slight hitch iu his hm I l-o. that gives hiai the a'pe-?ii;cv' ' I lr,ivil:n in a continuous Motor - He was a nice dog. used to look very terticiousj ' and fly around the r,x)in when any body w.id " rats," although I uevr knew him to ctch any. But. he was great at raw beef. In that respect I never saw his equal. llii auswers to the nam of " .J'ick." I suppose there must bo several million dogs who rejoice iu the sumo corrupted cognomen. Jack strayed awav a wee ot two ago, loft ihe nimua of my house lor the flesh pots of some beguiliug alranger, ( t-uppose. Missed him when t caiue home. House seeuied empty without him. His ' bark" wusn,t on the sea " or In the second story front, or any where else. Cbilureu cried tor him, while onr Thonnsc.it no loupes mounted hurriedly on tho chair and ta b!es as he approached.- I was distress ed. I consulted my wife, I advertised for him, offered five dollars reward. Ad vertisement appeared iu the morning papers. 11 ing at the door hell about 6 A. M Whole llnii'y iu bed. I lose and put my head out. of the window. Man with two spotted dog, that looked as if they bad just reeovored from a severe attack ot the measles. Fellow looked up and wanted to know " if either one of idem was him." Don't use proline language, so simply said no' and shut the wiudow Door bell rang eighteen minu'es with, in the next hour. Got up at last and dressed. Jlegau to 'eat my breakfast. Another ring at the bell. Short man with shiny hat. Wore what my oldest irirl called 'spit cutis.' Had a bull dog, with a head like a cast irou water spout, and crooked legs. Said he'd found tnv dog. Told him that wasn't him. Said he kucw it was, tathei savage. I'og de gau to growl aud look bard at me. As sumed a mild, persuasive tone, and do scribed my lost cunine. Fellow said, anyhow be was a better dog than luino, aud he guessed that he Would leave him. I said I would'ut have him under any circumstances. Fellow pushed the dog, and suid-'S-s kerch eni." Dojj tuudo a dash at me. Sprang inside and shut the door in his face. Weut into the purlor, and watched him 'cave through the font gate. Saw another man com ing in. Had a redi sulous poodie with a brass collar around the neck. Threw up the window, and told iiitu that wasn't, my doi:, so he needu't bring him. lie eyed me with a sarcastic siuile, and said I could'nt afford to own a d"g like that Told him 1 did'ut want to, either. Suid that dog had killed his nineteen rati iu four minutes, he bad Suid I would'ut believe him it he crossed his breast to it. Fellow theu dated me to come out. Said he would poke lue iu the nose, or something of that sort. ' I didn't go out. Another ring at tho bell. This lime a fcllo in a fur cp, and a yellow mmi giel that had but one eye. Asked nu ll I had lont a dog. - Said yes. t'uresp said be hud found him, and wan'e.d the lewurd. Told liim thut wa-n't my d ig Fur cap wanted to know if my dog was'nt named Jack. Suid he w. He then culled bis billions little c nine bv that name. Dog flapped his attenuated tail against the p-ivement three or four times, and flung his undamaged optic, around in a wild sort of style. Was'ut oouviuced. however, and the fur cap lelt after breaking the third eoiumuudmeut iu a most horrid manner. llad'nt got fail lv ii the house before there was another call. This time a e'i:p in tat e I raiment, nothing purple a'.out him but bis nose, and no fiu lin. eu oo him. or coarse either, as tar as I could see. ' Had a big black and tan ter. rier with him. Dog looked a good deal cared. Had a way of putting but tail between his legs. My iuinreidon is that the teliow went out an I bunted up a doi to get the reward. Didu't seem to tuk" kindly to his education. Syn tax was de'ective. Suid he had "fetch ed hack that d ig of yourn." Told him that he wis not the one I had lost. Fcl low insisted that it Has. Seemed vitn. er down hearted because I 'wouldn't take liim. Asked mo it L didu't ohscrve ho jjnd tha dii'iib hoist was to see me. Sii l I hain't vbaerVed it. Fellow sail I'd resrrct it it let such a ch itioe slip to ifrt a valuable tiea-t. Said I euessed 1M iiav.-. tn let her slip. Then he tho't awlii'o. ,oi t Hkcd tnu if I wouldn't lend him five 'iollais anyhow, aod take the d.g us .xom-i'y. Told him I was' una hlii to perceive it. r:eisely Irom that staiid potiit. So be wont away, lookitg as it he lelt hurt. Then itlier man came with a fierce looking hound, w'nh h iitless tail. II. mod rushed riit . me. aud o.wi nenced ex ercisiii his oltactone-J up and down my trou -urn. Iiooko-J as if he uiiuiit bite Willi very little provocation. Man slid he'd bro'ijfht in v dog .'J old him rather sharp that my do.r wa a terrier. Said so was this one Cau.'ht rsts before bis ey.ia' Were os-n. and had been enaue-l in that Idi.Hid thtsty occupalioii regularly ever fiuce. Told hioi I c oildo t take h'tu. Man sal I he wouldn't lea .re with out, the live dollars. Said I would si-e hi iu iu ill .j t It i,l tho Capitlcts first. Fellow thought I was swearing at hint, tin I s'liiek at me. Ili-took it up ritflit off fl-w ut lue. t.nd toro my tronerv be sid t;-tiug my rl-ish. I aaOaped iuto tin Vioiwe. shut the dmtr and locked it. Determined not lo answer any more r'ms-s. Bell was puiled Iwu hundred and seveuty five limes more. Didn't answer it. Und r-too l alrerwards th t several of my friends had been to see me and gone a way offended. About dinner time went up and looked out of the win dow. Found sevenfy-fKM or eighty men there, all of whom had dogs. Bull tei rieis spaniels, setter pups, bloodiiouu I, doutded nosed pointers, Newfoundlands, lap dosn, whifiVs, greyhounds, mastiffs, tno.igrels. Dogs with strait rails., curly tails, bob tails, and no tails at all. Vet low. black, white, browo, spotted and flea bitteo. I suppose that every variety ot d 'gth-it ever w-ut on our lejfs, or three either, were tathered in my front, yard. Put the sash up and attempted to disperse the crowd, ('row I all eom me.nced to talk at once. D-i.-s all howl ed. yelped harked an I snarled. I'ould'tii heir my own voice, aud shut the window in disgust. Haven't seen mi' do tet. Don't ev. er expect to see him, or any other doir. HaA-csern enou-i-h of dims to lost me the balance of my natural lite. Horrible stories arc iu circulation, connecting dogs with restaurant s.iusa ges. Hope my d is tucked uway iu some sausage skin. Wish all the do's were made into one large sansa-re, und the fellow who owus tho dog with the hairless tail, that bit mo, had to cit it at one sitting Ec. Ge.NERAt. WAsinisoriiN's Last Vote .Measures not men." Yester day being Washington's Birthday, a national salu'.e was fired on Capitol lliil iu honor ol tho dy. it wiil uot be amiss to pu'dish the f i!iu.v:n, wliiei' we edp from an exodun.ro: The Father of his e i i.itry w h con cieiiti.ius in the di.scl are oi every duty as a citiziu. and never faded to vote, Tho last iHieisio i o- his d lin-i so was in the spring of 17JJ, iu the town of A' exaodiia IK-d.ed on the 11th ot De cumber fillowing The court house of FairUs County was theu over the old uiaiket house, and immediately li'ontinj i ladoy'n tavern. The entrance into it was by u slight flight of crazy Steps on the outside, and while the election was progressing several tlioo-aii N of per s ins being a:sseliblcd around the po'is Wa.suii'gtou drove up iu hi. own well known carriage. The cr .w 1 sisiiitani -ously gave wa an I made a line for him to p8 through as bn approached the Ci-uit bouse steps. A ireuilenuri who W;u staud tig at lis ;bv I or saw ei.'lil or leu iiid lo ikintr men immorl lately spnug 1. i ward and follow the General u,. llui steps, in trier to uphold and S'i;isrt lion, if we'jossary Acmu'd tii to t.'ie cu-fom f that lime, the G-.-e n six undid t et were sitiiu on a bench who rse in a ho ly uud pioluuinll on the utranee ot Washington. Yr. Uiaceiully retuininn their s'tiluiatlon.i lie Rimwter ol the polls suid: "Well General, how do you vote?' (ltw.e thru by eiv t pock, j He looked a mo ment at the uaudidutes. and replied . "IJi n'teui n. I vote for meitstires not men;" slid huvmg audibly pronounced hU Tote, he ui.i Iu another graceful bow a.id r.-tiro t. He was lou lly cheered hy the outward crowd ion returning to his err iige. The Republicans in Wiuh.ngtoa sty the iiup4!icaai2iii furore w.ll, iu liio end, aiaouai. t uothiag. C unorou w.is in 1H; lie eirm-U to oc cupy tteuator Cowan's seat iu tue 8.01U e tli a olber day. during tna temporary ab sence of tha UtUr. This, That aud the Olhir, A Nashville puDur snaaks of n blood pudding. II hy is a lady's dress like a rsaatod gooio? llccausa it has been basted. A colored poot is eivin? readings la Washington. One of the State Senators of Virginia owns 100,000 aores of Und. A western Daoer duba Tlmd. tho lircat Vulgarian. A youns man in Iowa, after his ritil cr's death, married his step-mother. JosI J.indslev. tha child gets only four years and throo months in tiie penitentiary. Durlni tho past month there' bara been 7,907 rations issued to the Missippi negro- s, an inoreaso of 119 oror Uie pre vious OlOIllU, P. T. Barnum is a candidate for Con. gress at the approaching Connecticut eloo tion. A womsn hos boen brought into court in Xortanmpton, Tu., ou the caarga of be ing a common .n;orl. A worar.n In Ciiicngo on visiting her huio.niTs otuC3, discovering long hairs in iiuir brush, applied for a divorce. It is estimated tliit since the close of the war, tho colored population of Virginia has been reduced I'JJ.WO. John McI)u!T, of Marietta, committed suicide, last Saturday, by taking poison. Whisky cuusod him to commit tborusb act. lion. Jolin Monissy is suid to have lost $IUO,000 by tho Cumberland corner smash, iu Mull etrout, lust week. Miss Gustiini H.irtlett died nt Bart, left's ImIiii I, Mj., oa y-js'erd-y, a at was but. nitoon yc rs iuu. and weighed four uun li -J pounds. A b.U levying a specifio tax on old bachelors, to support a bureau of emigra tion, has bean introduced in the West Vir ginia Legislature. An unwashed street boy being asked what rnuio liim so duty, his reply was, 'I was made, they tell me. of the ground.&nd I lCikon it's j u tt working out." At a recent fisiiiouubie rcoeption in New York, si-vcrul yuuug uion i.ppcur jd in m.n'ooa uelvoi uua una breowues, with ak stockings a sort oi ccurt oostume. A bill has bean intro Iucud in tUs Se-.v York Sonute, providing lor coavcntious to amuud the Smie Constitution, so us toss cure the l'ranshise to colored porsons. ' Speaking of impeachment, -Mr. Gree ley says no patriot will wantonly or light ly sliiko tho twoi fabrics of Public Older uuJ Public Credit. Tlia radicals h ive no objection to thoir membership iu Co igress doing, bat ouly of tajir being told ol it. C irp jnter's "licath Bed of Lincoln," rcpiesouis jjchuylor Colfax, who wasn't luuru, d ouu ut' inj chief mourneis over tu9 cuuoii oi' our iiiarcyr I'rt-Sideat.. Ncvji- d jsp.se couusils, Irom w'.iafov er qii.trter tu.-y reucU you. ilvmu-nibcr tlmt mo pjarl is koenty sought lor in spit j of tho oo-irsd stiull tb.it eitruiopes it. A Colorado woman eloped from her hiiib.uiduud luieo children. Adding in sult to itijury, siio lolta note behind iufor iiun j h -r buslj.ind that uot one of the chil-di-c.i wore his. The Tennessee Legislature -so-called which represents about oao-eightu of the people of the Slate, bus pa9sod a lugro Batl'ragj b:il With wh:ca to prop up tat rae.Cil uaarpttoii, The litis of tho Nevada Legislature have pissed a rasolutiou uskiug taa.r bre tarou of tint itu.i.p to give tiiem Slat ju risdiction over tue territory of Utah. Qaito a modest (?) request, truly, Tha Hari-isburg Telegraph complains that curtain pa rties steul its subscribers papers. Any person who can bring biin siii'down to si ) Uiuj thataiieot, utuat be a uiM-.m cuss indeed. Tu3 Maine House Ins refused to join in the action ut' tlie !j?nate in amend. the law so as to permit white prsous to luieriiiari-y with uegroes, lujiaus, or mu lat tool. number of bootblacks were arrestod in e k"ork lately for Violating tho excisj law Tiiey polished boots for twenty tire cuts and gave drinks of whisky to their customers' trout tnu-.ll bottles ivuicu they had about th.-iu. U. W. Elcry, tho last of 17 children of Win. KUery, signer of the Decle.-ution of ihdepvndeuco, died t Newport last .Mon day. D.-ce-isol had been collector of tin port of Newport for forty years. Bob ScUenck wants to liavo tho mili tary academy removed from Anapolis, Ml. because the fenuil scot" are likely to work upoa the irrepressible feelniks" of young sons of M.irs. (Jue;s Mai-ac-iiusetts wants the school. Impoutant TO OmCERS OP T,1K I. ate War. Uy a late de;isioo of tha court of claims all o!h-er t-naeyl in tho late war are entitled to one, two. three or four servants, according; to rank, or in 'i -it I servantf, 1 1 tho ) ay i f u pri vato soldier, lor each servant they are entitled t i Go tho 1st id May 18 j I onyross iucrcue 1 t he pay ol a private soldier to Slii per iiiouth. O i the 3d of .Waicll 18-i." tloo.'resS oxpl.iiuu 1 t It3 Measure of un ollie Ti allowance for a saivaiitto hi '-the pay ot a private sol dier, us !xo 1 by law at the time." Sinoa which dare, but not beta e. officers have o u allowed $ li pet monti f -reach servant they were entitled to, between t'i-e dates, ofliet rs wue allowed only $11 per month tut vaoli servant, between 'o-e dales viz : .My l.-t, l(j"il. and March Ul, lSd3, officers a e entitled t? the it liereuce between . 1 an i I Id or i 'i - mouih lor each serva nt they an cut tl td io. T!9, i eel.iig- at Je. t at whila wotkeciirio ho Ii'.uas, they tali j bsirof lh jit eol. V1 tl . I.'