ltatos ot Advertising. Adm'rs andrxeettf-'s Notice, rncli 6 times 4i !2 Wf A.udilor'6 Notices, each....; 2 f(J Transient Advrlistnjr, per fqunre of 10 lines or less, 3 times or less 2 oil For each subsequent insertlonini.,... 60 Professional cdars, 1 year 6 (' (A LOCAL AKD OXNTBAl NEWSPAFEB, s Published Every Thursday PY JOHN F. MOORh Per Year in advance $1 60 JiayAll subscriptions lo be ptfid in ad vance. Orders for Job Work respectfully solicited. B,OfllcB on Main Street, in the iccontl story of Houk & Gillis Store. Address JOHN O. HALL, EDITOR k PROPRIETOR. Kiisioisst Dii'ivloi-jj. (special notices per line 11 Obituary and Marriape Notices, each 1 TO Venrly -Advertising, one square i 10 (),) Yearly Advertising, t wo 6quarc.; l r00 Yeni 'y Adrer'ing, three squares 20 It I Yearly Advertising, J col itnn l!o 0:i Yearly Advert isnjr, column So (JO Yearly Ad.ieti sing, 1 column 70 00 Advertisements displayed more tliati ordinarily will bo charged for nt the i nt e (par cilutnn; of 00 00 JOHN a. IIAL.L, Editor. J. T. MOOItn, Publisher. TEIMSS1 &0 Vtr Ivor iii.ldt fince. nmautJ pexv.i, teb. 14 in, isgt. POIIN 0. IIAMj, Attorney at law, Ridg way, Klk county Pa. mar-STOfi ly. criptions done at this office VUYEIt HOUSE, Warren, Pa., Hull & Hall, Proprietors. niigO'liti-ly A I.P1XR IIOUSK, St. Mary's Yn.. Her man hretz, Proprietor. rug'J bo rpilK nrt of JIG DANCING -ml BANJO i PLAYING taught by G. W. BROWN, llidgway, Ta. fsepl-l-if E XKt'l'TIONA', SUMMONS, SUBPtE. 'i uns, Warrants, &c, on hand and for Bale at tins olhcc. DR. W. JAMES M.TkELY Physician and Surgeon, St. Mary's, Elk county l'a. mar-HJ'liC. ly. DR. W. W. SHAW Practices Medicine and Surgery, Centreville, Ell: county l'a. mnr-UU'fiij-ly. TAR. A. S. HILL Kersey. Elk county Pa. Ik I Will promptly answer unprofessional hills by night or day. ninr--!: dO-ly. DR. EBEX J. BUSS. Physician and Sur geon. St. Mary's Elk county Pa. June-'Jl'tiG-ly. Toiniod Oil, God Quality, by the , barrel, at 00 cents per gallon, by oet lltf J. POWELL. It VOll want a load of Salt, Hour, of Feed, you cau save money by buying of oct 11 tf. J. POWELL. T .YURIE .T. BIjAKETjY, Attorney and j Counsellor at law, and U. S. Conintis osuer. Uidgway P. O. Elk county. Pa. mnr-tili-ly. SOUTHER AND WILLIS AltovncyTa Law, Riigway, Elk eounly Pa... wil attend to all professional business prompt ly. ninr-U'i'lHi-ly. TAR. W. B. H A B TMAxT sf. Mary's".' Klk j county, Pa. Late of the Army of the Potomac. Particular attention given to all cases of surgical nature. mar-JJ'tili-ly. II" VOll WMlit I1'-- Jane s or Dr. Ayer's celebrated Medicines, pure, call upon ihe only authorized aient in Bidg wny. oct. 1 l-l f J POWELL. f""' rocfvios ol' all Kinl. cheaper I linn can be bought at Eric, ot wholesale or retail, by oct. 11-tf. J. TOW ELL. K'EliSKY HOTEL. . B. WIltELHu, Pm.i'iiiKTon. Tiiis house is conveniently nnd pleasant ly loeat"d in the thriving village of Centre ville. Every attention paid to the conven ience of guests. 1 :11 18G7if TUB PI11NT1NO, ueh as Cards, Posters, Hand Bills. Bill Heads &c, done at the ADVOCATE OFFICE on short notice and at reasonable prices. CI1. YOLK. Manufacturer and Deale , in Lagir Beer. opposite tho Railroad Depot, St. Mary's, Elk county Pa. Mar-'W-lv. EOttDWEI.L AND MESSENGER Drug gists, Dealers in Drills and Chemicals l'aints. Oils and Varnish. Perfumery Toil, ot articles and Stationary, Uidgway, Elk county Pa. mar-2J'li(i-ly. HENRY H. THOMAS, Dealer in nil kinds of Furniture, Spring Beds and Mattresses. Picture Frames nnd Collins, llidgway Pa. Ware Booms on the corner of Main and Depot Si's, may-1 7'liii-ly. DR. J. S. BOB DWELL Eleclic Physi cinn. Late of Warren county Pa., will promptly answer all professional calls by night nr day. Resilience one door cast of the late resilience of Hon. J. L. Gillis. Mar-l'JXiMy. kllTASIilNGTON HOUSE, St. Mary's, I y Elk county Pa., Edward Babel Pro. prietor. I Ins house ta new nnd fitted up with especial care tor tlio convenience ot .guests. Good stabling attached. Mar-lili ly. "V-IYKR & BACON, Manufacturers and Wholesale Betail Dealers in I'lonv, IVol mill drain, : 1 A. I h MIL L S. LRUJ. J'A. Orders solicited and promptly tilled nt mar ket ratss. utig '.ith-'iii-ly J01IS 11. II A i.l IAS. K. i. HALL. MALI, & HKO. Attoriit'vs - at - I jaw, ST. MARY'S: BENZINGER P. (). El k. COUNTY, PA. September 20, 18(i(i. ly. ST. MARY'S IIOTEUli. V.. Weilcndwf. Proprietor, St. Mary's, Elk county Pa. This house is new and titled up with espc. vial care for the convenience and comfort of guests, at moderate rates. Free Hack, to and from the Depot. Good stabling nt Inched. mar-SJ'fJG-ly. PRACTICAL CLOCK AND WATCH MAKER. ST. MARY'S, Elk county l'a. Edward McBride, keeps constantly on band and for sale, Watches, Clocks, Silver Plated Ware and Jewelry of all descriptions. BMjuUepairing neatly eieculed, and dune on short notice and reasonablo terms' Mar L"J'i;0.y. SOMJiTIIINCr NEW! HOUSE, SIGN lo ORNAMENTAL PAINTING. flMIE SUBSCRIBER W t) U L D UK 1 spectfully inform the citizens of Elk county hut lie has just started in the above business in Bidgway, and feel confi dent that he can please all who may favor liini with their custom. GRAINING, VAPMl HANGING AND CALCIMINING LONE ON SHORT NOTICE AND IN THE i-.ou fashionable and improved manner and atyle. Orders left at this Ollice or at the Bunking House of Souther, Willis Si Souther trill be promptly attended to. W. 1. WILLIAMS, May-17'ritt-lT. rpiIAYER HOt'Si!, X RIDGWAY, TA. D.4YID THAYER, Proprietor. The undersigned having fitted up a large and commodious hotel on tho southwest coiner of Centre nnd Mill streets, with good nnd convenient stabling attached, respect fully solicits the patronnge of his old friends nnd the public generally. deci:J'uU lj DAY1D THAYER. rrihc subscriber begs leave to innounce to the citizens of Elk nnd adjoining coun. ties that lie has purchased the bnrncss shop lately occupied by John Suiutz, nnd that he is prepared to do all kinds of work in a suit able stvle, SAl)'lLES,nR;nLESJlARSESS kept constantly on hand nt prices to suit the times. Give me a call shop in ihe sec ond story of Book's building. ocll-ly. C. LEVIS. LICENSED A UCT I ON E R. NOTICE is hereby given that I have tak en out a license as auctioneer, and will attend promptly to tho calling of till sales entrusted to my care. Any person calling sales without a license wil be held answerable to the strict lederof the law. P. W BARRETT. rec2418CCtf. Auctioneer. WHEELER &, WILSON'S SEW. ING MACHINES. The under signed having been appointed Sole Agent for the sale of Wheeler & Wilson's Sewing Machines for Klk county. He keeps an assortment constantly on hand Machines sold at Philadelphiaand New Yor prices. Any parties desirous of obtaining them can address J. K. WHITMOHE, March Ol.'GG-ly. at Ridcway, Ta. HLACKSMITIIINO! II. S. BELXAP desires to inform the cili r.ens of Ridgwny nnd vicinity thnt he has leased J. S. Hyde's Blacksmith Shop on Mill street, nnd has employed good work men wl will be ever ready to make any thing from i buckle to nn anchor. Particular attention given to the shoeing of horses. All I ask is a fair trial. May 17'0(i-l.y. HI'. OYERIIOLTZER. . MERCHANT TAILOR, ltidgway, Klk Co., Pa, Tho subscriber desires respect fully to in form the citizi ns of Biilgwny and vicinity that he is propu.ed lo make to order as weil as it can be done any where, anything in the line of his business. All he asks is a fair trial. Good Fits guaranteed. J!5,Clolhs, Cassimers, YeMings and Trimmings of the latest and most approved styles kept constantly on hand, which will be sold CHEAPER THAN THE CHEAP EST. atlgSO.y Ay SHEllEH. II . Dealer in :i?i;i10?, tilc'loJcoiiss, Pr-cj.ioa floJ Siicd itjitsie. ' MCSiO ROOMS; Xb. 45, Feral Avevun, Cony, Pe na. Refers to J. Powell, B. F. Ely, Bidgway. Ignaiins Garner, Chas. Haigen, St. Mary's, no ir -2,'U0, Snipd. A. II. Gray, A. I. Wilcox, R. H. Emkbson, E. F. Aoams. QUAY, WILCOX & Co. WHOLESALE GROCERS, ST. MARY'S, Opposite Alpine House, Elk County Ta. DEALERS IN Flour, Food, 15uttcr, Choose, Feed, Corn, Salt, Fish, Fork, Ham, Powder, Canned Fruits, llcef, llcans, Nails, 0 lass AND STAPLE GROCERIES. December 20, 18G6 ly. Tip:ell.li)joiS. milE SILVER SKIRT. JL MORE DURABLE, MORE ELASTIC, MORE graceful: And will keep its shape and retain its place better than any oil er Skirt. This new and beatiful style of Skirt (Pal cr.'ed March 7, 1SH3.) was awnrdtd by the Great American Institute Fair, held in Xcw York, October, 1SG5, a SILVER MEDAL, being Hie Highest Premium ever given for a Hoop Skirt. The Steel Rpring.s are wound with fine pbi'ed wire in place of a cotton covering which will not wear oil" or become soiled, and the whole skirt may be woshed without injury or fear of rusting, and will be as good as new. The Combination Silver Skirt This invention combines with the ordina ry Skirt the advantages or our Silver Skirt the bottom hoops are the same as those us ed in the Silver Skirt, the covering of which ca u not wear off, while the upper ones art. covered with cotton. No lady having once worn one of our Skirls, will be willing to wear any other, US the lower hoops of all other kinds are soon injured and soilced. The best mnteeials arc used in their con struction, and, from their durability and neatness they are destined to become a Favorite Skirt. Manufactured solely by the Silver Skirt and Wire Manu facturing Company, 30 aDd3-', lL41tt'L.4Y ST, NEW YORK. T. S. Spirit,' Sup't. Aug 9th-l Select S t 0 r 5 . WRONG R.IGHTED. BY CLIO STANLEY. lie was a man suoh as you rarely moot, and, at the same time, a man whom Few could understand. Some ay ho could only be read by a woman, yet I think most woman would ha"C failed hero. He was slight, and rather below the average height of men, yet with a look about him that indicated ;reat nervous vitality. His hair was a light brown, curling away from a broad, white fore head, under which his deep-set eyes grew bright or dark with every passing emotion. Just now he stood in a hVf shadow made by a lighted curtain io the parlor ot the IJclleview House, watchin? the dancers as they swept by to the mad mu sic of the waltz. Presently his eyes flashed as if with a new inspiration, and ho almost clenched his hand on the win. dow-scat behind him, and in a moment more Annabel Lyle swept by. It was this woman whom Philip Stanley had been watching (or, but now that she had once crossed his vision, he felt him. self deprived ct all power to look after her. He had spoken to her but once, al though they had been three weeks un der the same roof ; but people said Miss Lyle was an accomplished coquntte, and Philip Stanley was not one to rush head long into danger. Ho would wait un til tare of himself. To-night she was more radiant than ever, and she knew it too. Few women of her character can live an hour in a throng, and remain unconscious of their power. There was an ease in her every motion that reminded one of a bird on wing, and while her Iigur8 was almost perfect, her face was fasinating. That was the only word for it. The slum bering fire in her dark blue eyes, the scarlet beauty of her parted lips with always such a charming curve upon them ; tho little bluo and crimson veins that never fail to denote a highly emo tional nature, and tho pink color bloom ing in her cheeks were rare iutensity all comblni-a iu mars uur tacc me most beautiful in the room. Her hair hair ot pulid gold drifted in tiny, lustrous waves ovei fairer cheeks and fairer shouders, unconfioed save by a broad band of blue velvet, just flecked with gold. It was her will to swear it so, and, while the women could find na fault with it except that it was peculiar, the men fairly rav ed about it. Neither of which moved her. And to-night Philip Stanley decided to brave fate, and with a slow, careless step, ho moved down tho room as the dancers paused ' lie was passing his old friend U'aiburtou, with eyes that took in all bfijon i him, and the nest moment he fouud himself face 'o faco with tho ouly woman who had ever possessod the power to move him out of his self con trol. Slip was naying, " I envied you the power to remain quiet by that far, cool wiudow, Mr. Stanley, whilo we were all doing penance for our overcoming love of tho merry tune and step." So she c( seen him, and did not seruplo to acknowledge it. "It was pleasant," he returned, whilo a quiek thrill of rec ognitio.i ran over his nerves ; "won't you come for a breath of this delicious uight air r She took his offered arm. and drawing her shawl closer about her, its fleecy folds wrapping her beauty like a sunset cloud, walked with him through the crowd that pirted and closed again after their retreating forms, out the open win dow, on, down to the very shore of tho sea, lying before them iu its unquiet splendor. If they heard any of there, marks which followed thein. they neith er of them showed any consciousness of having done so. They walked quietly ulmig, appparently listening only to the sad music of the waves as they fell aud broke at their feet. "You are quiet," ho said at length. "I wonder if the time and place exeicise a bpell over your mind so?" Is' that your own case ?" she return ed gently. 'Yes, there is a feeling of actual re pose steals over me as often as I wander here. 1 feel somehow alono in tbo world ; alone, yet uot lonely." Pol hinder the spell V she asked now, half laughing, yet at the same time strangely moved. He drew a little nearer to her, as he spoke almost below his breath. "One could scarcely be lonely where Annabel Lyle brought her magical power aud sweetness of her presence." She moved back a step with a little startled air of astonishment, but as she lifted her eyes she bccamn almost pow erless under his burning gaze. Was he made to trifle with her thus? She would givo him no chance of triumph, though. "Go on," she paid, with a mocking smile ; "even flattery may be pleasant, coming from Mr. Stauley'g lips." IIo word aud toue grated harshly on his car, but ho would uot forbear yet. "Docs Miss Lyle believe oil such words more flattery ? Can no D'an speak thus and be sincere ?" Sho began to feel a ftrange fear, that yet wis not altogether fear, in the pros enco of this man, but tho tremor passed not beyond her heart, fr eyes and lips wore firm as she asked half laughingly. "Shall we teturn ? It is surely gi owing chilly here, and wo are some ways from tho house." "If you desiro it, certainly," and ho m i Jo a ruovctueutas if to draw her shawl about her, for one end of it w is trailing along the sand, its little llcei-y b ills swinging silently to tho Bound of tin wind aver the water. Put she repell ed hiiu, and threw it carelessly ovor hor arm. They found some of thoir late com. panious laughing and talking as they came up the pia..a, but Philip Stanley paid little heed ro them, going by with scarcely a worJ in exchange for their jests and hastily disappearing io the shadow and silence of bis own room. And Annabel Lyle was .she unmov. cd by this ruan's earnestness? She thought for a time, half sadly, that he srcmerl different from the idle devotees ot fashion surrounJiug her; but when Ouy Warburton came up to her, smil ing, and say iug, "Has Miss Lyle really Tullen a victim at last, and to such a no ted heart. breiker as Phil. St.inley ?" sho threw asido the last remnant of her unwonted sadnessof maimer, and became once agaiu her old self the belle of the ball room. Yet day alter day, as they met and conversed, sho felt an inward thrill of regret that such apparent nolnl.ty of character and high-minded sentimunts should not only bo assumed, but f jr a sel fish purpeso tho gratificatioa of the man's pride of power in subduing u wo ntau's heart; while he, gaining daily in sight into her motives and real desires, felt his faith in womanhood purified aud his love for one woman increased a thousand-fold. But what need to tell of tho countless times when these two met this man and woman with such strange power over each other's lives and hearts, yet one of them, at least, with a pride so stronj? nd suspicious tlial it vtuuiu uut jiciu iu per- suasion, but dashed aside, cnee and again, the untasted cup of happiness from their lips. ' What joy and grief, wh it sorrow an 1 fulfillment, have been sung by poet tongues all over the world ; yet uot one human soul has ever yot told tho capa bility of happiness or woo tuat existed in a brother's soul. Only each one knows its own history, and the tongue is palsied by the knowledge, so that from the pale lips no words tall to enlighten the careless throng ! Hotter so ! better so '. It is a strange truth, and one difficult of comprehension, that some loves, how. ever pure iu the ideal, tiro but the reali zation of an intouse sellishuess, with no enduring, sclf-sacrifioing pow;r about them. Put not of this kind was the love Philip Stanley telt for Annabel Lyle. It had become, somehow, the key.notc of his existence, to which all tho melodies of his life must be harmon ized or bo recognized only as discords. Would Annabel Lyle forget the few, faint words, traced with a trembling hand, that had come to her the morning bciorc her departure, telling of his love so true and sincere, awaitiug but her word to become the devotiou of a lifo. time? the could never forget, yet lor the rumored hiut whioh had grown into a certain certainty iu their little gossip ping world, she had resolved to cast it aside: so that sho went home, uf'tar all, tho betrothed bride of Ouy Warburtou, and the uext Christmas was to witness their bridal. Speedily tho preparations went for ward, aud the weeks lengthened into months, and the time drew near. It was a chill evening iu December, only two days before tho one appointed 'for tho ceremony, when Aunabel Lylo sat alone in her room, weeping those bit. ter tears which a womau she Is but once iu a life time, when she realizes that she is not ouly taking upon herself vows which she cau uot keep, but is shutting herself out forever from a remembered paradise. She was reading over agaiu the little note she had received that sun. ny summer day at the sea-side, aud then, as memory became so consciously tender, she rose and held the noto in the flame of the lamp, until nothing remained of it but a little heap of grey ashes which sho could have blown away with a hasty breath. Put she did not do it. She gathered them up, instead, aud closing them iu a tiuy, jewelled casket which stood upon a dressing table, sho turned away to answer a knock at the door. It was one of the servants in the house with a pale face, saying over in words which she only lull comprehended, that there had been an accident to tho train on which Mr. Warburton had been ex pected, and her frieuds feared the worst. She stood there with a white faco, listen ing to it all, then hastily throwing a shawl over her shoulders, and a thick Veil over her bonnet, she wont out. In less'titne than it takes to tell of it she had reached the station, nnd found her way to where the disabled passengers wcrii lying, nnd passing on with a trem bling step, sho paused at length by the side of the man sho had promised to mar ry. Put ho had no word for her. lie was still happily unconscious, nnd her eye wandered past his to another famil iar form, which, a moment later, sho had recognized lis that Uf Philip Stanley Then the truth nil at once flashed upon her. Tin's was the friend whom hohad asked to stand up with him when she should becoinj his wife I Her brain fair. ly whirled at the thought ; but in atiotnor moment fdio had stolen to his side, and kneeling down, murmured, "Philip, uear Philip !" almost ns it unconscious of what she were doing ; but at the well. beloved voice, both he and Warburton had open ed the.ir eyes. She thought nothing ntoro could be said ; but Guy Warburton, with the fear of death before his eyes, called her to him, and told tho story of his heartless deceit ; that Philip was truly the noble, honest man she had wanted to believe him, nnd that his own tale had been one of deceit, framed only to gain her hand. Then she walked straight away from them, back to her father's house, up to her own room where she spent tho next hour in unavailing regrets. Guy War burton recovered, but did not iutruue his presenre again ; only sent a littlo note of penitence and of farewell. On the next steamer ho had sailed for Europe. And what ot Philip Stanley ? Tho broken word of tenderness ho had heard as he lay just at tho poor that opens be. tween Lilo and Death, became to him words of life, indeed, and when he could walk, he went again to Aunabel Lyle, and laid his heart with all its tried and true lo.-e a' her feet As ho paused fo.r an answer, sho only laid her hand iu his with a half-smile, as she said "He gave mo a friend, and a true, true love," but, as the next lino came to her mind, tho lightness faded from her speech, and she was but tho earnest, lov. ing woman. So Philip Stanley took her homo to his heart, thanking God that through the mist of doubt and uncer-- .,. i i . , sweet fulfillment toward which his soul had turned with such unutterable long ing. Ouly ono little year aa;o and to.night into tho firelight shining clear nnd bright on his hearth, two shadows fall, and tho light of tho joyous new year shines on two faces, on which are written sweet records of truat and humility, of faith and patience, and, above all, of be lief in God's kind, overruling provi dence. A Good Stoiiy. A soldier of the west, during the late war, being off duty, was engaged by a landlord to dig a patch ot potatoes on condition that ho should bo lurni.shed with a bottle of whiskey to begiu with. The landlord, accordingly, took him to the field, showed him the patch, aud left him a full bottle of his favorite beverage. About an hour afterwards the landlord went out to seo how his sou of Mars, progressed in his business of farming. He found hi in holding to an old stump, unable to stand without it, his bottle lying empty at his feet, and no potatoes dug. lleing quite exasperated, the land lord exclaimed : "llelloolyou scoun drel ! Is this tho way you dig my pota toes for me ?'' "Ha !" says the soldier, lapping h'S tongue, swaggering half round, squinting and hiccuping. If you want your potatoes . fetch 'cm on for I'll bo d - d if I'm going to run mund the lot after 'em." During the iireat speculation in town rots in 1 :. '.'iii in Mississippi, Doctor T. ol Vieksbuig, went in largely, inves tinv; all the cash funds received in his lucrative practice, and as usual, paid one third cash, tho balauce in six aud twelve months, with interest, these being tho usual terms of buying aud soiling. One day when tho Doctor was deep in town lots, he had to answer the call of au arisfocratio patient, for whom he hastily prescribed a box of pills, and al lowing his mind to return to the town lots, was on bis way out when the ques. tion was asked, how thcpilli were toXe taken ? To which tho Pncror replied, "One-third down, the balance in six and twelve months with interest. A raltsman who had dtatik a little too freely, fell from the raft into the river, and was near drowning, When his brother jtnnbed in to his n lief, seized him by the hair, aud was strugling with him to tho shorrt, Tho tide was stroug, and tho brother's strength was nearly exhau sted, ho was about to relinquish hid hold when tho despairing one raises his head above the wat'T, exclaimed, 'Hang on Sam 1 " I'll treat, I swear I will." His words were stimulating, and the brother at length saved him. Tho Philadelphia Mint is producing bout 2,01.10,000 pieces ot the new lives per mouth. BRIEF PAR.AGR.APHS. A TrtAVKr.Ett'.s Sronv Sotno per sons relating to each other tho mat.y wonderful ohjc?ts they hai seen in tho course of their travels, one of them n.: sorted that he had seen, in Africa, somu !mss growing that was ns high ns a house, nnd appealed to his companion for the truth of the story ; this his com panion mado no hesilaton in con firm i tig, and declared that in tho very snino field where this grass grew, after having walkd sonio time, ho sat down to rcsrt himself', and in the course ol a few min utes found himself raised thirty feet from Ihe ground, in consequence of having sat upon a mushroom that was growing ! ! 1 An atrocious oiifraga was perpetrated on Tuesday morning, in Prookiyii, by n gans: of ruffians, who entered a hotio occupied by a number of sewing rjirls, nnd having robbed the inmates, soizt tho terrified women nnd subjected them to the most revolting indignities. All the females wore outraged in a horribio manner. Had this occured in the South, it would have been declared a remnant of tho barbarity of slavery, and be cited as another evidence why the South should bo politically persecuted. O.v a rainy wintery evening, a genUc mun trnvling in a cab found, on wearing his destination, that he had no tnouev with him, so thinking ho' would try tho honesty of tho cabmnn, he eal'ed out as ho ran up the steps, "Wait a minute ; I have dropped a sovereign in the cab, nnd will get a light and search for it." Tho words were barely spoken, when tho cab. man, gave the horse a furious lash, and drove off at. n violent rate. Tho gentle man, heartly amused at the result' called after him repeatdly, but never saw cab or driver again. Last week, near Winchester, Franklin county, a negro entered tho hmwo of John Conk, who was absent' nnd after oning furnished a drink of water, seized his wife, threw her on the bed, and whilo attempting to accomplish hi:i purposes, was interrupted by a neighbor boy. Tho negro fled, an although pursued by men on horse-back and on foot, with gum ami similar outrage by a negro, within four miles of Columbus, had occured a short time before. The culprit iu that case: is in jail. Charles Patterson, beloniriiisr to tho navy, shot his fister, in Philadelphia, on the 27th. badly wounding her in tho head and breast with duck shot. Sho refused to leave a house of ill fame to which tho had resorted to escape tlm cruel treatment of her stcp.m ither, and he shot her, as ho said, because ho pre ferred seciug her djad tluu leading such a lift. "Conductor," said au over-dressed dandy tho other day, in an omnibus ' "do not procrastinate but urge your equine motive power fotho greatest vo. locity, lor I have an engagement in tint city at a stated hour, which I must ful fil or expire." ''.Jem.', shouced tho con. ductor to the dtiver, "push along. Hori,s a lunilic iuside swearing away liko mad." They have n new institutot: in Lon don, called "Female Garroters," tint use a ropo. and seize their victims in tho streets. We always knew that female were garroters, but the only weapons they evet used was u pair of loving arms. " No Cards. Snooks says tho wards "No Cards" are affixed to wedding no. tiers because tho parties played all their cards beforo marriage. This is a new theory and will bo generally accepted. A paper asks very innocently, if it i-i any harm to sit in the lapse of ages. U depends on the kind of ages selected. Those from seventeen to tweuty.fivo aro extra hazardous. The Imperial Court of R-om, France; has jnst decided that tho epithet "female" applied to a woman conti. tuted an insult. A returned Califomian named Whit ing, who has been absent for three years found his wife living with another nua in Philadelehia, aud the mother ot a child, lie threw the child out of thu wiudow, stubbed the woman and fled. A cotemporarv t-uggets that a lady, on patting on her corsets, is likt u man who drinks to drown his grief, becausji iu so lacing herself she is getting tight. A little gir! in school being a-e 1 whah a cataract or waterl ill was, ahi: replied that it was hair flowing over something, she didn't know what. ''I wunt to buy a pewing machine,'' said a ladv entering a Mmp. "Do von want a machine with a feller?" "Sake no, don't want any of your fellers about me," Tho Merchant's Uuion Express acrenfi at Auburn lust Fr'ti.Wy, expressed a la I 12 years old to Toledo, Ohio, a choo! bririjj put tipnij himt th.l id.Ka,