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TROPES 5I0NAL CARD S
LAURIE J. BLAKELY
ATTORNEY AND COUNSELLOR
AT LAW.
United States Commissioner.
Ridgway. or Reiizinger P. 0. Elk Co,
Pa., .
SOUTHER & WILLIS .
Attorney's at Law. Ridgway Elk coun
ty Pa., will attend to all professional
business promptly.
k "TtTTtTx" G II a r. L
ATTORNEY AT LAW
Fidgwav i;lk
County
Penna
T T. A B R AMR,
Attorney at Law
LOCK Ilk VEX. PA.
Dr7 W B H VLTHL "3
.s r. ,V.4tf S ELK CO . PA.
Lnt of the Army of the Potomac!
W3TP irMcnhir at'cntion given to all
raes of surgical nature.
DR. W. JAMES BLAKELyT
M Mary's Mk Tonnty Pa.
DR W. W. SHAW
i Practices Medicines fcSurgery
Ceulrevillc Klk Co. Pa.
DR J S BORDWEL L
Eclectic Physician
(Lately of ITatren county Pa.")
Will promptly answer ell professional
calls by night or ilay. Residence one,
floor Eat of the late residence of Hon.
J. L. Gillis.
R.
C. R.
Ear ley, Kersey
Will attend to nil
July 21, 1861.
Elk
call
night or day.
DH A S. HILL.
Kersey, Elk County Pennsylvania.
Will promptly answer all professional
ealls, by night or day.
HOTEL CARDS?
ST MARY'S 110TFL.
St Mary'. E'k County Pean'a.
2 E Wellendorf Proprietor.
(."i'.iiii house is new auJ fitted up with
e.-q.-i-cail cars, lor ilie convenience and codb-fui-i
of imcss-.s. ni Moderate rules.
FUEii II.VClv, to and from the Depot."
JtS7GnoD Si'ahuno Attached."!
FRED. KORB'8
Hagta Hotel
Luther-burg, Cleirfiiud County Pa.
(iSrFra Irick Korb Proprietor hav.
i.ng huiit a Urge and commodious house
is now prepared to cater to the wants of
the traveling public.
Luthersbur;:. July lf.th IPG!. ly.
" L U TJIER S7' r-'i G HOVE L,
Luthersburg Clearfield County Pi;una,
VILLIAM SfTTWEM. Proprietor.
I.M l
.Tu!
nh isfii. tf.
Corner of Paoh Street and
the Buffalo Road,
h u l r a .
ENOS 3. HOYT, Proprietor
. , ,
fiSyl lus House is new ana urea up 1
with e nccial care for the convaniecea
and comfort of guests, at moder
1
raset.
rr3?",lclOI) HIMll.lSfl TACH"
EXCUANijf. HO'i'Ki.,
Jiihprni. Elk minify Ph.,
DAVID THAYER, Prop'r.
BTlii house is pleMfinily iiumed on
the lantt of the OlBrkn. inttie lower end
of the town, is well provided with house,
rnn n .ml .nWinf. nnd the proprietor will
nare no dins to ven ler the stay of his
enit3 pleasnTitnnd apreeable.
Ridairay Juy 28, 1860.
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HOUR K
HOYINGTO
N & .MOORE,
Proprietoi'3
1'idgway 1 Ik County Penna.
CLEARFIELD HOUSE,
Cobser of Market am Water ST't
Clearled Pa
GEO. N CO LB URN, Provrietoii
MH'ti ii vi:
E. W. BIG ON Y, Proprietor.
Omnibus running to aud from the Depot
free of charge.
"bTj 's f T ess caTTds
jboh cm 1 1- Mi:si:Gi:it
imi aaiTs,
Dealers in Drugs and rhemicnls,
PAINTS. OILS AND VAKMSII.
Perfumery k Toilet Articles & .Stationary.
Uidwiy. Ek Coiinly Prima.
Kidu'way Markets.
Corrected weeekly:
Apples, (dry) -j9 bus'iel -
Buckwheat " '
Beans, " " .
Butter " tb -
Beef " ' .
Boards " M.
Corn " bushel
Flour " Lbl.
Hidei " lb
Hay " ton
OaU bu.
Wheat " "
Ilv " "
Shingle " M.
E"" " dozen
Ilanu " ft
?i
4 00 1
1 50
4 00
43,
10I5
SO 00
1
11
60
00
03
00
1)0
50
75
50
50
25
15
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P. W. BARRETT Editor INDEPENDENT
VOL. 6
1860
18G6
1 aAurnirf&-
)niLADELPIIIA k ERIE RAIL
J UOAD. This great line traverses
the Northern and Northwest counties of
Pennsylvania to the city of Erie, on
Lake Eric.
It has been leased by the enmylva
via had Road Company, and is opera
ed by them .
Its entire length w;'s opened for pas
senger and freight business, October
17th, 18(U.
TIME OF PASSENGER TRAINS
AT RIDGiV AY.
Leave Eastward.
Erie Mail Train 8
Erie Express Train i
Li'arr Westward.
Erie Mail Train 1 1
.19 a.
57 p.
37 a.m.
10 p. m
without
Erie Express Train 10
I'nssenirer cars run through
change both ways between Philadelphia
and Erie.
NEW YORK CONNECTION.
Leave New York at 6.00 p. m., Arrive
at Erie 3 37 a. tn.
Leave Erie at 1.55 p. tu., arrive at New couple. As Mr. Devil and the neighbor
York 1.15 p.m. were very particular friends, they needs
Eleoknt Sleeping Cars on Express stl))l on the way and chat a little.
Trains both w ays between Williamsport . -Good morning, sir," said she. "and
snd Baltimore, aud Williamsport and pray what on earth makes you look so
Philadelphia. j bad this morning ? Isn't the controver-
For information respecting Passenger hy between ull the churches doing ser
tmsiuess apply at the S. E. corner 3uth viee ?"
and Market Sts
And for Fnight busiuessof the Com
pany's Agents:
S. B. Kingston, Jr. Cor. 13tU and
Market Sts." Philadelphia.
J. SV. Reynolds Erie.
W. Brown, Agent N. C. R. It. Pal
imore. II. II. IIot'STON,
Grn'I. Freight Aj"t. Phi'a.
II. W. GwTNsr.u,
Gfti'l. Tirhrt A'jl. Phil' a.
ALrnED L. TVLF.lt.
General Supt. Wms't.
Dealer in
Cl (thing, Hats, & Moil's Furnishing Goods
WAT Kit SI KEl'.T.
Lock Haves, Clinion Co., I'a.
A I) O .P II
Centre iiRe . IU
T t M M
county I'a.
8 General Manufacturer of Wagons.
Ruggies &C-ALSO Furniture, eiich as
Bureaus, Tables. Ptanos Bedsfads and
Chairs. All kind of Repairin done at
! reasonable rate.
i "1 T00R1IEAD
MOORIIEAD IIOT SE, Main St
Rrookvillo Pa., C. N. Krctz. Prop'i
This house bus been refitted and furnish
ed in a neat style, and is every way
adapted to the wants of the public.
I W. J. BLAKELY,
Bookseller Stationer and deal
er in fancy articles
! Post
Office Buildiug, Centre Street.
St. Mary's, Elk county. Pa.
COUNTY DIRECTORY.
Vrrtideiit Jrnhje.
Hon. R. G White, Wellsborough.
Anxorifite Judiji s,
Hon. V. S, Broekway, Jay tp.
Hon. E. . Sehultze, St. Mary's-
Sheriff.
P. W. Hays', Ridgway
Piot fif notary, lifQ. nd Rec.
Georgu Ed. Weis, Ridgway
District Atiorury,
L. J. Blakely Ridgway
Tnaturer,
Charles Luhr. St. Mary's
I County Surveyor,
George Walmsley, St. Marys
' commixitnter,
CharlosWeis. St. Mary's
i Geo. Dickinson, Ridgway.
1 Joseph W.Taylor, Fox.
i A'lditolt,
R. T. Kyler, Fox
' Jacob McCauley. For.
! II. I). Derr ' Benczett
WHISKERS ! WHISKERS!
Do vou want Whiskers or Moustaches?
Our Grecian comnound will forcetheni
to grow ou the smoothest face orclnn,,
or hair ou bald heads, in Six weeks,
Price, 1,00. Sent by mail tny where
closely sealed, on receipt ot price.
Address, WARNER & O., Box 183
Brooklyn, N. Y.
Feb. 25th 'G5. lyi.
""NOTICE. All persons indebted to Ute
Firms of C. Luhr & f'o, nnd Fred Siclioening
Si Co., tire reqiieHted their accounts by I he
6rsk of July next, either by note or other
wise, when the r.woouaii will then be left
for immediate collection. Persons indebted
to Fred Scheming & Co., will find their ac.
eountiat Cenireville until the above stated
lime.
CHAS. LUHR.
- Bt. Vsry's, Msy 16t 185.
IIidoway Klk County Penna.
MADAM SCANDAL.
A long time ago, in the western par,
of England, there lived an uged couple
whose time passed away since carl
youth iu the every day round of farm
life, and who had never been known tn
have the least ill feeling towards each
other, since the time when pood old
Parson Harlot bad united them in the
holy bonds of wedlock, twenty five years
before. So well was the tact of their
conjugal haiipiness known that they
were spoken of far and near as tho hap
niet nair in Enirlaiid. Now the Devil
(es'-use the abrupt mention of his name)
had been trying for twenty years to
cPMtri what is called a "fuss in the fam
ily" between these old companions.
Put. much to his mortification, ho had
not been able to induce the old gentle
man to L'l umblo about, breakfast being
too late or the old woman to give a sin
gle curiaiu lecture.
After repeated efforts, the Pevil
became discouraged, and had he not
been a person of great determination, he
would doubtless given the work up in
despair. One day as he walked along
in a very suily mood after another at
tempt to get the old lady to quarrel
about the pigs getting into the yard, he
met an old ladv. a neighbor of the aged
"Yes."
Isn't Deacon W. making plenty of
bad whiskey ?"
"Yes."
" ull. what is the matter, my highly
honored master ?"
"Everything isgoingon well enough,"
replied the Devil, '-but (and be looked
as sour as a monkey on a crab apple tree)
old Blueford and his wife over here are
injuring the cause terrib v bv their bad
example ; and alter trying four years to
induce them to do right, I must say U
consider them hopeless."
The hag stood a moment in deep
thought. j
"Aic you sure you have tried every
way '!" ;
-Every way T can think of."
"Aieyoii c rtaiu ?"
"Y.s."
-Well,-' replied hhe, "if you
pn uiise to in .ike me a present of a
pair of shoes, iu case I succeed, I
make tin- attempt iny-el'", and spe
will
new
will
if I
can raise quarrel between them "
To this reasonable request tho Devil
gladly assented The old hag went her
way to old Blueford's bouse, and found
Mis. Blueford busily engaged in petting
things ready for her husbaud's comfort
on bis return from work. After the
uuai compliments had p;.ssed. the fol.
lowing dialogue took place :
"Well, friend B., you and Mr. B.
have lived a long time together."
"Five and tweuty years, come No
vember.'' said she.
"Aud all this imo you have never
had a quairel '!"
"Not uue."
"1 uui truly glad to hear it," contin
ued the hag ; "I comider it my duty to
warn you, though this it the case, you
must not expect it to be always. Have
you uot observed that of late Mr. R. has
grown pevish and sulleu at times ?"
"A very litilo so," observed Mrs.
' Bluelord.
"1 kuew it," continued the hag, "and
let me warn you to be ou your guard."
".Mrs. IS. did think .-he had better do
so, and asked advice us to bow she
should manage the case."
"Have you not noticed," said the hag,
"that your buabuud has a bunch of long
harsh hair growing uudcr the chin, side
of his throat?"
"Yes."
"These hairs are the cause of the
trouble, und as long us they remain, you
bud better louk out. Now us a friend
1 would advise you to cut them off the
firs' time you get a chance, and thus end
the trouble, und u long us they remain,
you hud better look out."
Soon alter this, the hag started for
home, aud made it convenient to meet
Mr. H. on the way. Much the same
talk in relation to his domebtic happiness
passed between him and the old woman
i "But, friend Blueford," said she, "I
think it my duty as a Christian, to warn
you to be ou your guard, for 1 tell you
your wile intends your ruiu."
Old Mr. B. was very much astonish
ed, yet be could not wholly discredit her
words. When he reached home, he
threw himself on a bed iu perplexity,
und feigning himself asleep, studied the
mutter over iu his mind. His wife
thtuking this a good opportunity for cut
ting off tho obnoxious huir, took her
husband's razor, und crept softly to his
side. Now the old ludy wus much
frightened at holding a razor so close to
her husband's neck ; and her hand was
not o steady as it ouoe wa ; bo, bo'.weu
the two, she went to work very awk-
Wt&V nrr
TERMS $1 50 per Annum if paid in Advance
Saturday March, 3d, IS66.
wardly, and pulled the hairs, instead o
cutting them off P. opened his eye
and there stood his wife with a razor a
his throat. After what had been toh
'dm, and seeing this, he jould notdoub
but that she intended to murder him
ile sprang from the bed with horroi
and no explanation or entreaty coul
convince hiiu to the contrary. So iron
hat time there was jaw. jaw, quarrelling
and wrangling ull tho time.
With delight tho Devil heard of the
success of the faithful emissary, ami
Incut hc-r word if she would meet him
at the end of tho lane, at a certain time
he would pay her the shoes. At the ap
pointed time she reparcd to the spot,
and found the Devil at the place (Ie
put the shoes on a pole, and standing on
the opposite side of the fence, banded
them over to her. She was much pleas
ed with them they were exactly the
thing.
-Rut there is one thing, Mr. Devil. I
would like you to explain; that is, why
you hand them to me on a stick ?"
"Very easy to explain ; rejdied he.
"Any one who has tho cunning and
meanness to do as you have done, don't
get nearer than twenty feet to me." So
saying, be fled in terror.
After a while the old woman died,
and when she applied for admission to
the lower regions, tho Devil would
not let her in, for fear she might de
dethrone him, as she was so much his
superior fcu the old woman is yet con
demned to wander over the world, crea
ting quarrels and strife in peaceful lam.
ilies and neighborhoods.
Would you know her name ?
It is Madam Scandal. When she
died, the little Scaudals wero left or
phans, but tho Devil, in consideration of
past services done by tho mother, adop.
ted them ; and so you see he is father to
that respectable class called scandal
mongers.
Reader, don't you know somo of the
family ?
' Brick Pomeroyals"An Un
lucky Dutchman-
Jlillnicker Mneksnaeker, a leutonic
vender of sour kraut, wooden combs,
crude cabbage, strippjd mittens, cotton
suspenders, and such 'diddle dings,"
with true patriotic zeal, left his home in
La Crosse at the commencement el' the
I wur, and enlisted as a sli p grocery keep.
: er behind the sutler's tent, on the Po.
tomac. Whan ho went away it was the
intention ol making soui 'moiiish.'' it it
took all summer, and nobody did ho
fight it out on this line. How ho done
it, is best told as he told it to us ou his
return, last week :
You see, Mr. Bumroy. der trum beets,
and der call coon.s to go to wars mit
arms. Ise be patriotic so much as Shen-
eral Washbun, Sheneral Cortiss or
Shcueral Bangs, or auy deui Shenerals
what lives to come home great men. So
I bu) some little lings, and gets some
bapers from the Wat Committee und
goes mit ter poys ter be patriots and sell
some little dings and make some inon
ish. I kiss my frow five, nineteen
dimes, and goes mit der war. I goes
to Shambersburg and makes much
nionisb. One day I poke my window
' out of mine head to hear the serenade,
and dinks of soniedinga, when t see
Sthonewall Shaekson mit bis droops un
der pig brass band cotuini: down der
street playing like ter tylcl ou der brass
baud.
"Who's bin here since Ish bin goue ?"
Dat Sthonewall Shaekson is ter tyful
mit fighting, and I puts my mouish iu
: uiiue bocket, und mine little papers in
! mine bug, und I goes so quick us never
wus to Uettysburg. Lud der l opens
some stbore and sells some liddle dings.
Und one day I hears men on der horse,
back riding dowu dar sthreet like dun
der' and den I pokis der winder uuder
mine head und looks myself up der
sthreet, and der goomes that tyfel Sheu.
eral Sthonewal Shaekson, playing dat
same older tune as I heard before.
"Who's biu here siuce Uh bin gone ?"
Den I make mine monish gooms inter
mine buckets, uud makes mine bag
goome inter mine bapers, uud put mine
sighuVm ter pig store ou der corner, so
I looses inure goods I had uot got, and
dinks I go to Wisconsiu to sec mine
vrow as 1 haint seeu deso two years, so
lung time as never wash.
Den 1 goomes horn t, und knoks und
der door, und my vrow she uiuk talk uud
tell me "whose der ?"
Deu I say "Hillflicker Snicksnacker,"
uud she kuows dat is mine name, und
she tuuke bei otll gooms out of der house,
aud give me nine, seven times kiss on
mine face so good us never rash.
Den Mr. Bumroy, I looks mine eyes,
aud I sees some dings ! Aud so I ask
mine vrow is shes to be married, why
she makes so much grow, when I be
goue mit te wars? Und I gits mad as
de tylcl, und den I tinks ot dat tamd
Sheneral Sthouewull Shaekson uud his
pig prass band ; und I sings :
"Who's bin here since Ih bin gone ?"
And now, Mr. Bumroy, somepody
makes trublci mit me, for Ib been gone
WW
to o
NO
wo years, und I know some dings. I
oes pack mit ter war und sings dat tani
ithoncwall Scbacksan song all ter way ?"
Ln Vroane ( M.) Dtmocrat
JOSH BILLINufON SKATING.
Having herd mutch about skating,
arks, and the grate amount ov health
nid muscle they woz imparting tew the
iresent generasliun at u slite advance
rom fust cost, I bought a ti;ket aua
.vent within the fence.
I found the ieo in a very slippery
rondishun, covering about 5 akers ov
irtyfishul water, which was owned by a
stock company, and froze tew order.
Upon one side ov the pond waz erck-
i-d little
roser buildings, where the,
'ellers (kivverod with blushes) hitched ,
tho magic iron tew their feet.
It was a most exsiting scene; the
sun waz in the skey the wind waz in
the air and the birds ware in the
South and the snow waz on the ground ;
and the ice lay shivering with a kold !
and angells (ov both genders) fluktu ,
ated past me pro and con. 2 and fro, i
here a little and there a good deal.
It was a most exciting scene ; I wan.
ted tew holler "Bully," or lay down aud
rool over.
But i kept in, and asked with glory.
Health was pikturd on menny a no-
bell brow.
Az the femail angells put out ov the
poud, side by side with the male angells,
it was the most powerfull scene i ever
stood behind
The long red tape from their nocks
swum iu the breeze, and the feather:0' uw moustache, the "look and die
in their Jockeys flut tered in the breeze, i expression of bis simpering face his
and other things mew much to mention-)' 'stream of sin ill talk, and sundry
Muttered in the bnKCza.
n .... I
more crazy
1 don't think i ever was
before iu my life on ice.
For 2 long hours i stoud and gazed
with duui excitement.
I felt like a kanall hoss turned sud- j
deuly out tew grass.
I didn't kno how tew proceed.
Az one of the angells, more sudden
than awl the rest, cum flieing down the
tiak.o lengths ahed ot her male angel
awl eves were iorL'in.' with her heav.
enly bust ot speed ; she seemed tew have
I cut luce from earth, mid was bound
J South, for tho Capo of Good Hope,
when awl tew uu.st. with gcrgours swoop in the way ot giving man an unmaniy
terrifliek, down crumbling in a limpid '. appearance. The woman who marries
heap she went, with squeal terrific; a : one of these flatterers is to be pitied;
living lovely mass ov disastrous sVirt for, if she has pay glimmerings i.f com
and tapring ankle. nion sense, and a heart under her bodice,
Awl gathered around the busted an- she will soon discover that her dainty
gell ; but lo ! in a minnitt's space, !r lui.-lr.iud has no more of a man's spirit
wings ayiu was plumed, and evry teath- 1 in him than an automatic figure on. a
er was in its lawful plase ; and "on she j Savoyard's hand oigaii. But a woman
fled, lading like wine thru its buteous worth a true man's love is never caught
bluhe.. by such a specimen of ornamcuted hoi.
I bad saw enuff more happi ness ! low ware. A eiiMule woman is, in fact,
than belonged to me and as i 'sloly j a terror to ' ladies' men," for they are
wended back tew mi hum at. the tavern aware that her penetrating eye looks
i felt good I through them, and sounds the depth of
INCR EDPL1TY 1 'E RSON I F 1 ED.
in i:..:.. t i
an old man who lias never been off the
Island, and the extent of bis knowledge
; . , 1 , ,. ., , ... - r-
is bounded by the confines of his home
it 1 l iii 1 . .1
He has been told of a war between the
i neiu is living ou .'luriuas iiicvarii
North and South, but us In
ueier
heard the din of battle,
1101 sciu un)
soldiers, he considered it a
1 J. 1 . , . .
is told of his first and only day at school.
He was sent, und us the teacher was
classifying the school be was Called up
in turu uud interrogated us to his for
mer studies.
Of course he had to say that he bad
never been to school, and knew none of
his letters. The seln o'mistiess pave
him a seat on one side until she bud fin.
ish the preliminary examination of the
rest of the scholars. She then called
him to her and drew on the black board
the letter A. told him what it was uud
wished him to remember how it looked,
lie looked at it a moment aud then in
quired (be stuttered :)
'TI-h how do you know it's A ?"
The teacher replied that when she
was a girl, she had been to fehoul to an
old gentleman who told her so.
'1 be boy eyed the A for a moment
and theu usked, "11 b how did he
kuow ?"
This wus almost a stunner, but the
teacher suddenly recollected that lie had
told her that wheu a boy he had been
to a shool to a lady, who taught him
that it was A.
The boy eyed the letter a little longer,
wheu he burst out with, "11-h-huw did
he know but she 1 1 lied '!"
The teacher could not get over this
obstacle, an ! the pour boy was scut home
as incorrigible.
A Bad Fix -Veil, iusht night v. is
de vushash never vas. I thought to go
down de bill to mine house, out no
sooner did 1 valk.de faster I stand still,
lor de darkness was fo tick I cood uot
stir in mine boots, and de raiu duuder
aud blixen ! Iu More'n tree minutes
mine tkin vas vet to mine close. But
alter one little while stupped quitteu
rain rouiediugjso I keep feeling myself
all de vy long j und wheu 1 come to
I mine own bouse to valk in, vat you tiuk ?
It belong to somebody ehe
Courtirc; in Eight Styte
"Git eout you nasty puppy !et u;u
alone, or I'll tell ma !" "xclnimcd Sull
to her lovor, George, who sat about ten
feet from her pulling dirt out of the
jam. "I ain't tcchio you Sal," rospondod
George1
"Well perhaps you dou't mean lu
nuther, do yer?"
' No, I don't "
'Cause, why, you're to tarnal scarry,
you long legged, lantern jawed, subsi
ded, pigeon.tocd, gandet-kneck owlt.
you ain't got a tarnal bit o'senae; gc,
along home with you."
'Now, Sal, I love you, and 1 can't
help it,.and cf yon dou't let me stay, and
court you, my daddy will sue youru Sot
that cow ho sold him 'totber day. By
jiugo! ho said he'd do it."
"Well, look hero, George, if you want
to court me, you'd better do it as a whito
man docs that thing not set ther as if
you thort I was pizen."
"How on arth is that Sal ?"
"Why, sidle right up bora aud hug
and kiss ine as you really had some bone
aud sinuerof a man about you. Do you
s'pose a woman's only made to look at.
you fool. You know fhey are made for
I "practical result," as Kossuth says to
i i 1 i . i -l.
IKig IIIK1 K1.-3 UIJIl MUO
"Well," said George, drawinw a long
breath, '-if I must I must, for I do love
vou Nil," and G eorge commenced sidliug
up to her like a poker going to battle.
Laying his arinsgently upon Sal's shoul.
dcr, we thought we heard Sal say
"Now 7ou begin to pltase me, old
hoss; that's acting like a white man.
orter."
"Oh, Jerusalem and pancakes !'' ex.
claimed George, "it this aiu't better
than any apple sass ever inarm made, a
darn sight. Crackee: buckwheat cakes,
slapjacks and lasses ain't nowhere long
side of you, Sal Oh, how I ' love
you I"
Here their lips came together, and the
report that followed was like rullini; a
! horse's foot out of the mire.
"The Ladies' Man,"
By his air and guit, the ultra-fashiona-
ble stylo of his clothing the killing curl
otner signs anu tokens in a piuuiora ui
vanitj, and a lack of soul and brain, you
may distinguish at a glance, the indivd-
j ual who plumes himself a "ladies man
His belief in his own irresponsibility is
written all over him. Aud to say the
truth, your ladies' men have some
grounds for their self conceit. It is in.
dubilable that girls do sometimes fall in
love who look as if they had walked out
of a tailor's fashion plates, creatures that
by the aid of the various artists who
I ootitribuie to tho "make up" of human
'. popinjays, have been converted into
I superb examples of what art can effect
their cmpt.ness M:o knows ttie man
i indeed from the trumpery counterfeit,
, , , .1. ' .1 1
a,,U .naD0. M"10'1 " fl1"" Z h.r
"f JU'"P ? T 1' l rff"
wholesome composition. i he ladies
, ,,. 1 -.. i,,r..,
1 man shoa d be permitted to live and die
, , , , , i
! a 'jaeucior. 111s ucawuu is iu u-iuiw
j . , ,. nonsense t,,
t .lrl... tliuwl uiul tat-.s. to astuish liard-
loax. lie,. ' ... . ... 1 i......
flames us evanescent tuni nannless as tho
: Uzz V' ? 6tluU)
If, however, ho must
needs become a Benedick, let him bo
1 yoked with some vain and silly flirt, his
: natural counterpart. So shall the luw
' of Ctucss uot be outraged.
I The'Youno Men of the Age.
' Not long since, we saw a tear gathering
1 in the eye ol an old man as ho spoke ot
the pat and the present of the time
when he burned pine knots upon the
rude home and hearth for light to obtain
, a scanty education, and compared the
! ten thousand privileges which ure now
! scattered broadcast around every door,
i Oh, said be, in tremulous tones, the
i vuung men tt this day, do not appreci.
i iitu the light ot tin) age they live in.
I The words of the old mail made us sad,
while at the same time, we felt mortified
' that so many of our young men fail to
improve the advantages within their
re. c'.i. They are even continually mnit.
eriug about their lot, and pushing for
positions where they can win thj reward
without the sweetening purifying, en
nobliiiL; sacrifice of toil. The mist cloud
enjoyments of a day, are eagerly sought
after, to the conclusion or neglect of the
more honorable, intellectual and useful.
In truth few of our young men know
anything of the value of the privileges
arouud them.
Love an emotion much written
about by uovclists and much dreamed
of by sch jnl girls but nearly obsolete in
practical life.
What is the difference between au
accepted and a rejected lover? O.u
kisses his miss aud the other misses Lis
kiss.
The young Ldy's lequtst "mako
n;c an offer." '