RIME THAT GOLD
" would rather preserve the health of a
nation than be lit ruler." MUNYON.
Thousands of people who are suffering
with colds are about today. Tgmorrow
they nay be prostrated with pneumonia.
An ounce of prevention ia worth a pound
of cure. Get a 2d cent bottle of Mun
yon'a Cold Cure at the nearest drug
store. This bottle may be conveniently
carried in the vest pocket. If you are
not satisfied with the effects of the rem
edy, send us your empty bottle and we
will refund your money. Munvon's Cold
Cure will speedily break up all forms of
colds and prevent grippe and pneumonia.
It checks discharges of the nose and eyes,
stops sneezing, allays inflammation and
fever, and tones up the system.
If you need Medical Advice, write to
Munvon's Doctors. They will carefully
diagnose your case and advise you by
mail, absolutely free. You are nnder no
obligation.
.Address Munvon's Doctors, Munyon'e
Laboratory, 63d and Jefferson streets, Phil
adelphia. Fa.
'5
is
the i
name
to remember
en vou need a remedy
or COUCKta and COLDS
Cheap.
Howell Every man has his price.
Powell Well, I wouldn't have to
borrow money to pay yours.
Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets regulate
and invigorate stomach, liver and bowels.
Sugar-conted, tiny granules. Easy to take
aa candy.
Can You Blame Himf
"Pa, what does 'skeptical' mean?"
"That describes a man's feelings
when a woman tells her age."
Collateral.
"Can you offer any security?"
"Well, I'm willing to leave
my
wife."
DR. MARTEL'S FEMALE PILLS.
Seventeen Years the Standard.
Prescribed and recommended for
Women's Ailments. A scientifically pre
pared remeS;" of proven worth. The
result from their use is quick and per
manent For sale at all Drug Stores.
An Effort to Oblige.
"Mr. Lobrow does his best to be
agreeable," said the sympathetic
young woman. "It's too bad that he
so little tact."
' I understand mat miss coddieyap
TfuBes to speak to him. He sent her
a box of candy and she fed it all to
her pet terrier. So he tried to be still
more kind and thoughtful and sent
ber a box of dog biscuit."
Reporter In Luck.
City Editor (hurriedly) Anything
new about that suicide in the St. Fash
Ion hotel?
- Reporter Not much. The man was
a stranger, about my size. Shot him
self with a .32 caliber revolver. Had
on a dress suit at the time. The body
had been taken to the morgue.
City Editor "Bout your size. That's
lucky. I want you to report a big so
ciety wedding in an hour. Rush
around to the morgue and ask the
keeper to lend you that dress suit
With a Sour Laugh.
A Chicago editor has brought from
London an amusing story about Hum
phry Ward.
" 'Humphry Ward," he said, was in
his bachelor days, a really well-known
art critic. But now!
"I met Humphry Ward at a dinner
In Soho, and he said to me, with a
sour laugh:
" When a girl wants to retire from
the world and be lost in oblivion, she
has to enter a nunnery. But a man,
to achieve the same end, need only
marry a famous woman.' "
An Attractive
Food
Post
Toasties
So Crisp
So Flavoury
So Wholesome
So Convenient
So Economical
So why not order a
package from Grocer.
"The Memory Lingers'
Postum Cereal Co., Ltd.
Battle Creek, Mich.
tt
Trsvpnt humirgr lf
' siS'Their-- mystic?, SrxisUing TrMdcfil
. The hollvhocKs in lalel-Yl-Qwi:
But none of allf them mightQowfv,
ine nrst aeaa lear
In . madcap leaps'as
dui irom somewnere
That drilled tremuloi
And for a moment, all
AUa.m 1
And suddjan3eirew
ThefirStdeacTleaf amecihdown.'
It blazed wfthg6'lq
' - -
The heart sumrnfertime hadbled!?&"
upon uie'ctying ieaj1 rnewj-:.-
It aancecPa measurn
Aflame with redMid gokiand bro wri'1
A murmur sighed from far away $1"
The first dead leaf came dancing dowa
Then came the first
J snuader shooK.
. . . . ....
A cricKet piped in accents dull
A dance until the
But summer surely summer wept
, And brooded o'er her fading g
While onward autumn
ine nrsi ieai came
Shoveling Snow
The time of the year Is approaching
when the average man begins telling
how he used to shovel paths through
eight feet of snow at four o'clock on
mornings when the thermometer reg
istered so far below zero that the
mercury rattled around in the bulb
like a mustard seed.
That is the sort of man who will go
out the first heavy snow and show his
family how to clean the walks. He
will have a nice new dollar snow shov
el sent up from the store, and will be
gin operations by slipping and falling
down the front steps. During his slide
several bushels of snow will surrepti
tiously become Inserted between his
shirt and hi undershirt How in the
name of time it gets there is mys
tery as deep aa the cause of the aurora
borealis or the production of radium,
but the fact remains that it gets there.
The man will overlook it for the mo
ment, however, and begin tossing
great shovelfuls of snow to right and
left, and he will be working like a
steam plow when the old man who
lives up street and who has a bad tem
per and rheumatism will happen along
and get forty ' pounds of snow In .the
face. After the ensuing argument the
average man will resume operations.
By and by hia back will begin to ache,
bis neck to be stiff and sore and bis
arms to feel numb as ' though they
had been paralyzed since be was tea
years of age. But he will stick to it,
for his wife and children will be watch
ing papa from the window, and the
Bin
was ' qancvngmoym,
thcwghVtwergfad!
mere xmer?a !
r 'iZs -
w TV A llJtS A "
hwrfp -anrfrt v '
-V"
autumnal lull, WtfWk
the trees and
' TATft.S
leaf -should pa
slowly crep
aancjriaf aown.
baby will be pounding the window
pane with its sticky fingers and goo
goolng gleefully.
At last, after years and years of lift
Ing and shoveling, the waUs will be
cleaned, and the man will straighten
up painfully and start to the back door
when his wife will open the front door
and cry: "Tou left a little bit of anow
behind the horseblock, dear!"
Not Going Home
He'll not go horne this year, alas!
to where the old folks are, to gaze
across the withered grass upon the
hills afar; be will not clamber from
the train with bosom thrilled with Joy,
to hear the glad words once against
"Ah, welcome home, my boy!"
Ah, yes, the old home stands today
Just aa It did of yore, and oftentimes
his thoughts will stray back to the
big front door, and he will muse upon
the times when be balled it aa home
ere he sojourned In foreign clime or
beat across the foam.
With weary head upon his hands
he'll dream about the lane, about the
climbing rose whose strands tapped
on the window pane; about the ram
bling little street that ldle4 through
the town where often have his boyUk
feet in gladness hurried down.
He'll not go home this year, aj.
though the old folks still are there,
although the songa of long ago still
echo free and fair; he'll eat Thanks
aivlnc dinner hare, anil tint rr. y
- B " MVUlOh
alas, because the laws are strict thia
year ana ne can't get a pass.
Hit HEALTH RESTORED.
Terrible Kidney Trouble Cured After
Physiclana Gave Up Hope,
Edward Oelston, 82 Wallace St,
Bridgeport, Conn., says: "So painful
were the passages of the kidney secre
tions that neighbors
heard me scream two
blocks away. Every
doctor in town treated
me. I was In three dif
ferent hospitals and had
two operations but was
finally taken home to
die. A physician made
affidavit that I could
not live six months. As a last resort
I began taking Ooan's Kidney Pills
and soon noticed Improvement. Under
their use I gained In weight from 134
to 177 pounds, more than I ever
weighed before. Doan'a Kidney Pills
saved me from the grave and restored
me to perfect health."
Remember the name Doan's.
For sale by all dealers. 50 cents a
box. Foster-Mllburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
Mental Influence.
"How far is it to Gloomvllle?" we
ask of the native who is leaning over
the gate.
"Ten mile straight ahead," be an
swers. "But we met a man a little way
back and he said it was only two
miles."
"Short, fat man, drlvln' a flea-bitten
sorrel hossT"
"That's the man."
"Did you meet or pass him?"
"We passed him."
"Thought so. He's drlvln' a balker
I traded blm, an' he didn't want bis
hoss to know how much furder it had
to go."
Alleviating Circumstances.
"Did you say," asked a gentleman
who was looking for rooms, "did you
say that a music teacher occupied the
next apartment? That cannot be very
pleasant" Harper's Bazar gives the
landlady's reply.
"Ob," she said eagerly, "that's
nothing, sir. The muBic teacher has
11 children, and they make so much
noise that you can't hear the piano
at all"
Too Free.
Seymour What caused the Allcome
Life Insurance company to fall?
' Ashley It was altogether too free In
accepting risks. I don't believe it
would have even refused to Insure the
life of a turkey the day before Thanks
giving. ED GEER8, "The grand old man," he
is called for he is so honest bundling
horses in races. He says: "I have used
6POHN-S DISTEMPER CURE for 12
years, always with best success. It is the
only remedy I know to cure all forms of
distemper and prevent horses in same sta
ble having the disease." fiOc and (1 a bot
tle. All druggists, or manufacturers. Bpohn
Medical Co., Chemists, Goshen, Ind.
A Sura Sign.
"I understand, Mr. Reuben," said
the visitor, "that your son is devoted
to the turf."
"Ta-as, I reckon he is," said the old
man. "Jabez kin lay down on the
grass for hull hours 'thout makln' no
complaint" Harper's Weekly.
important to Mothers
Examine carefully every bottle of
CA8TORIA, a safe and Bure remedy for
infanta and children, and see that it
SignaturfofJ
In Use For Over 30 Years.
The Kind You Have Always Bought.
The Regular Fare.
"What makes you think that young
man will be a success In society?"
"The fact that he has such an ex
traordinary appetite for tea and sal
ads." What Murine Eye Remedy Does to
the Eyes . is to Refresh, Cleanse,
Strengthen and Stimulate Healthful
Circulation, Promoting Normal Condi'
tions. Try Murine in your Eyes.
A Terrified Hero.
"Did you have any narrow escapee
in the surf last summer?"
"Yes," replied the life-saver. "One
lady whom I rescued was so grateful
that she nearly married me."
Sore throat leada to Tonsilitis, Quinsy
ind Diphtheria. Hamlins Wieard Oil
ied as a gargle upon the first symptoms
of a sore throat will invariably prevent
all three of these dread diseases.
There Is said to be a professor of
languages In an eastern college who
has mastered all the modern tongues
except his wife's.
Mrs. Wlnslow'a Soothing Byrnp for Children
taethlna;. softens the funs, reduces Inflarama.
ilon, allays pain, cores wind eolie, S&o a bottle..
But it doesn't take long to tame a
social lion.
Woman's Ills
Many women suffer needlessly from girlhood to woman
hood and from motherhood to old afe with backache,
dizziness or headache. , She becomes broken-down, sleep
less, nervous, irritable and feels tired from morning to
night. When paina and aohee rack the womanly system at
frequent intervals, au year utiihbor tieut
: Dr; Pierce's Favorite Prescription
.. Thla Prctcrlpttoa baa, top orer to yemrm, bam
carlni dellemta, areas:, pala-wraekaet woman,
. mr tko hundrada of thoaaauda mad thia too Im
: to prtraey of tbalp bomaa without tbmlp haw
tut to aabmlt to Indellcmta qaaatlonlnga mad
mtteaelwalr rapaiamat axmmlmmtioaa.
SIek women ere invited to consult in confidence by tetter free. Address
World's Dispensary Medioal Ass'n, R.V, Pierce, M. D., Prea't, Buffalo, N. Y.
Da. Pibbcb's Gbbat Family Doctob Book, The People's Common Sense
Medioal Adviser, newly revised up-to-date edition 1000 pages, answers ta
Plata Eatlith boats of delicate questions which every woman, single or married,
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Another Letter.
Mrs. James McGraw, of 1216 Mandeville St., New Orleans, La., writes
' I take pleasure in writing to you that I had a pain in my .arm for five years,
and I used
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highly."
Sloan's Liniment instantly relieves
stiffness of the Joints, Sore Throat,
Hoarseness, Sprains, Neuralgia,
Sciatica and Lumbago. Better
and cheaper than porous plasters.
At All Druggists. Price !25o., 60c. and 91.00
Sloan's Treatise on the Horse sent Free. Address
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