MAN'S WORD MUST BE KEPT THE STAR BEYN0LD3VILLE - . PENNA. PAID HIGHLY FOR BEAUTV Humorist Tellt How He Became Handsome, and Declares It Wae Worth It. To be handsome Is not always to be good, but there is surely no harm In being handsome If you can become bo without spoiling your face. For years I was considered hotnoly. My beBt friends admitted It and my enemies made unkind references to It. I knew that there were dermatologists who were perfectly willing to give silver bridges to brldgcless noses, dazzling brilliance to lack luster eyes and rav ishing outlines to hideous profiles, but I did not care to go to the expense. I determined to bo my own dermatolo gist. I have drawn nn outline of my pro file as It was before I began to work on my face. It will be seen that, while Intellectual, It was not handsome. My ear was too long and my nose too like a toe, while my brow needed building up and my chin pushing forward. My eye, while not beautiful, had charac ter, and I decided not to alter that, but the other features needed manipu lation. I began with my nose. When I went to bed I lay on my back with a flatlron bound to my nose. It was painful at first, but I soon got used to It, and day by day my nose changed Its shape un til at last It was perfect. I next tried sleeping standing up In a specially prepared bed, with heavy weights hung to my chin. This had a tendency to bring my chin forward. Luckily I was out of a Job, so I was able to do my sleeping In the daytime. To give myself a high brow I made a hat like those used by hatters to ascertain the size of the head. This I screwed on my head on retiring. Increasing the pressure each night. I also took double doses of headache powders, as I need ed them. As I look back It does not eeem more than six months that I la bored with my visage, but my diary tells me It took a year. I append a profile of my face as It was after I secured beauty for my self. The difference between the two profiles Is great and the torture was Kreat, but It Is certalny pleasant to hear people say whenever I appear In public: "Who Is that strikingly hand some man?" Charles Battell Loomls In Delineator. In Praise of Gardening. Charles Dudley Warner: There Is - probably nothing that has Buch a tranquillzlng effect, and leads Intc such content, as gardening. By gar dening, I do not mean that Insane de Blre to raise vegetables which Borne have; but the philosophical occupation of contact with the earth, and com panionship with gently growing things and patient processes; that exercise ' ulch soothes the spirit and develops the deltoid muscles. In half an hour I can hoe myself right away from the world, as we commonly call It, Into a large place, where there are no ob stacles. What an occupation It Is for thought! The mind broods like a hen on eggs. The trouble is, that you are not thinking about anything, but arc really vegetating like the plants around you. I begin to know what the Joy of the grapevine Is In running up the trellis, which Is similar to that ol the squirrel In running up the tree. We all have something In our nature that requires contact with the earth. Had Been Under Suspicion, , "I will ask you," 'said the lawyer, who was trying to throw doubts on the testimony of the witness, "If you have ever been Indicted for any of fense against the law?" "I never have, sir." "Haveyou ever been arrested on a charge of any kind?" "Neve."- "Well, have you ever been suspected of committing a crime?" "I'd rather -not answer that ques tion." "Ha! Tou would rather not. 1 thought so. I Insist upon your an swering It. Have you ever been sus pected of crime?" v "Yes, sir; often. Every time I come home from a trip -abroad the customs Inspectors at New York city suspect me of being a smuggler." Chicago Tribune. Things Worth Knowing. Stand not near a tree, Iron gate or leaden spout In time' of lightning. Where a lighted candle will not rtrrt, animal life cannot exist It is an excellent caution, therefore, be fore entering damp and confined places to try this very simple experl- meat To induce sleep when one is over tired or worried and cannot sleep, be ing gently rubbed all over with a towel wrung out of hot, salt water, and deep breathing in fresh air through the nostrils Has excellent ef fect ' The Reason of It. "The boat you see in so close there is the mall boat and its route em braces small settlements all along the coaBt." r "Embraces so many, does it? I sup pose that is why I see the boat Is hugging the shore." ' Neighbor's Baby Is Useful. "You watch, your neighbor's baby with considerable interest.", . "Yes," said Mrs. De Style. "When ' the weather turns her baby blue I -don't let Fido out" OR. 0ANT CacIUJ m 71 JJ a amjMexico 14 fayf km mui! tmmff "I IvSp; I'll Will f if -5 v fcv '"AfL.lrf I'll &Jl)S!l47tIEZTJlUcI)oifa4L Director of l.J.Jeparfmenf 0 jjvjumcui jejearcn Jim DSUT PlAltf OJ ViAJ,jVVyilA f . wood. Apparently the presenoo of an excess of gypsum la prejudicial to the. growth of the mes qulte. The bottoms among the dunes, have a dense vegetal Ion is compared with that of the dunes tlieuiBetves. It is characterized espgclally by the presence of a grama grass (Douteloua), forming almost a turf, and by frequent clumps of Ephedra of a graylBh purple color at this Beason and with three Bcalcd nodes. These bottoms usually show no Blgn of moisture, but lu two placos we found water holes, the water so alkaline that the horses would not drink it at the end of their first day's drive. Probably the most extraordinary product of the Sonora desert, weBt of Torres, Mex- Echlnocactus was represented by a half-dozen species, of which one, E. grande, is undoubtedly the most massive of all the genus, being as much as 8 or 9 feet In height and 30 or even 30 Inches In thickness, which, with the many convolutions of Its surface, makes it a 'very grotesque feature of the scenery. E. flavescens forms small heads in clusters, while in E. robuBta colonies 10 or 15 feet across, muklng mounds 2 or 3 feet high, include hundreds of heads. No systematic account of any desert Is to be found in which the storage function appears so highly developed and by so many species. Of course all of the cacti exhibit this feature In a very marked degree, and a single plant of Pllo cereuB fulvlceps may retain several hundred gal lons of water. The large stems of Yucca, which is a prominent member of the flora of the slopes, -7 i&zh W-ja-r 1 yV m , jrvS. Oasts orPuMS jtrnmMovvior-A Cantlojt UCSON has a cli mate of a thor oughly desert char acter, and a flora, including moun tains and plain, rich In species and genera. In addi tion to its situa tion in the heart of the desert of Arizona, it is cen trally located, both as to position and transportation, with reference to the deBerts of Texas, Chihua hua, New Mexico, California nnd Sonora. Tho University of Arizona, with Its School of Mines, and the Ari zona agricultural experiment sta tion are located at Tucson. Not the least of the advantages of Tucson as. a center for the activities .of the government desert laboratory is the broad-minded comprehension of tho Importance of tho purposes of the Institution evinced by the citizens, ac companied by an earnest desire to co operate in its estab lishment. This ap preciation was ex pressed In the prac tical form of subsi dies of land for the Bite of the building and to Berve as a preserve for desert vegetation, the installation -and construction of telephone, light and power connections, and of a road to the Bite of the lab oratory, about two miles from Tucson. This spirit of hearty co-operation has animated every organization In the city, and has enabled the lab oratory to gain control of a domain of 8C0 acres, of the greatest usefulness for general experimen tal work. Extending northward for nearly 100 miles from El Paso is the noted Jornada del Muerta (Journey of Death), which has a width of 30 to 40 miles. It formed a portion of the route connecting the earliest settlements along the Rio Grande, and here the traveler was compelled to leave the stream far to the westward, in Its , deeply cut, inaccessible canyon, and toil for two or three days in the burning heat without water, except such as might be carried. It was for three , centuries one of the most menacing and hazard ous overland Journeys to be encountered in the American desert. Recent investigations, however, have shown that the region traversed is in real ity a basin, and that water is to be found, as In . many other deserts, within a reasonable dlstaace of the surface. Beyond lies an equally remarkable desert, the -Otero basin, which is the bed of an ancient lake, ' and is noted for a great salt and soda flat, a salt lake, and, most striking of all, the "White Sands," an area of about 300 square miles covered with dunes of gypsum sand rising to a maximum height of 60 feet The surface of the duaes is sparkling white, due to the dry condition of the gypsum powder, but a few inches beneath it is of a yellowish or buff color and is distinctly moist and cool to the touch, even when the air is extremely hot The most characteristic plant of the dunes la the three-leaf sumac (Rhus trilobata), which oc cure In the form of single hemispherical bushes ' four to eight feet high, the lower branches' hug-. glng the sand. The plant grows vigorously, the trunk at or beneath the surface often reaching a diameter of three Inches. The binding and pro tecting effect of this bush is often shown in a ' striking manner when in the cutting down of an older dune by the wind a column of sand may be left protected above from the Bun by the close covering of tho branches and leaves) and the sand in the column Itself bound together by the long,, penetrating roots. One of these columns was about 15 feet high from Its base to tho summit bf the' protecting bush and about 8 feet-In dlam eter at the base. I A marked peculiarity of the White Sands is that a oottonwood is occasionally found in the lower dunes, reaching a foot in diameter, but sel dom more than 15 feet in height; yet at the same time not a mesquite was seen. The mesqulte is a tree requiring less moisture than the cotton- ico. is tho guarequl (Ibervillca sono rae). a tendril-bearing plant whose inordinately thickened root nnd stem Dase lies gray and naif cxposeu upon the ground beneath some trellislng shrub. These tuberous formations may be seen during the dry Benson lying abont wholly unan chored, as tho slender roots dry up with the close of tho vegetative seaaon, which lasts but a few weeks. In February, 1902, some of these tubers were taken to the New York Botanical garden, and a large specimen not treated in any way was placed in a museum case, .where it ins since re mained." Annually, at a time fairly coincident with the natural vegetative season in its native habitat, the major vegetative points awaken and Bend up a few thin shoots, which reach a length of about two feet only, since they do not obtain sunlight After a period of a few weeks they lie down again and the material in them ' retreats to the tuber to await another Beason. Seven periods of activity have thus been displayed by this speci men with no apparent change in its structure or size. It does not seem unreasonable to suppose, therefore, that the guarequl is a storage structure of such great efficiency that water and other ma terial sufficient to meet the needs of the plant for a quarter of a century are held In reserve in its reservoirs. - The morning-glory (Iphomoea arborescens) 1b here a tree 20 to 30 feet high, , with smooth, chalky gray trunk and branches. During Febru ary it' is leafless throughout, while Its large white . flowers open one by one on the ends of the naked branches. From its white bark the tree is some times known as palo bianco, and from the gum or resin, which exudes from inclBlons made In it for the purpose and which is used as incense In religious ceremonies, it is also called palo santo. One of the striking features of the Tehuacan desert of southern Mexico Is the extreme locali zation or strictness of colonization exhibited by many species which are found to cover an area of a few square yards, the face of a slope, the crest of a cliff or the floor of a barranca, with no outliers and w-ith the nearest colony perhaps many miles away. The Cactaceae are more abundant here than In any other part of the world yet visited, sev eral of the species being massive forms, Cephalocereus macrocephalus is a tall species of tbo massiveness of the saguaro, and like it having a central shaft bearing numbers of branches which are more closely appressed. It was f een only along the cliff near the Rancho San Diego, along the eastern edge of the valley. Pilocerous fulvlceps, of more general distribu tion on slopes, has a series of branches, In many instances 40 or 60 in number, densely clustered and arising from a short trunk, which barely rises from the ground before It branches. function to this pur poso to some extent while tho fleshy loaves . of Agave marmorata and oth er species and of Hectia. are essen tially Btorage or gans for reserve food and surplus water. Here is also a Euphorbia and a Pedllauthus. with thick upright cylin drical stems, in which the Btorage function is made more effective by the possession of a thick milk Juice. As one proceeds to the ancient ruins of Mltlo, 36 miles firlyAGOjVPJAATJlDiMfWfG to the southeasi- fgOMA CACTUS ward of Oaxaca, the aridity increases until In the vicinity of the ha cienda of that name extreme desert conditions are found. The ancient structures hero afe in dicative of a type of civilization characteristic of the desert, In which co-operation or communism was carried to as great lengths as it must have been in the pueblos of the northern deserts in America. One of the most difficult problems to solve is that of transportation in the desert, and there are extensive areas in American deserts that have not yet been systematically explored by reason of this condition. A comprehension of the part that water plays In existence and travel in the desert Is to be gained only by experience. Some of the native animals, such as mice and other email rodents, have been known to live on hard seeds without green food for periods of several months, or even as long as two or three years, and nothing in their behavior indicated that they ever took liquid in any form. Deer and peccary are abundant in deserts In Sonora In which the only available supply of open water is to be found in the cacti. ' Man and his most constant companion on the desert of America, the . horse, are comparatively poorly equipped against the rigors of the desert A horseman may go' from the morning of one day until some hour of the next in midsummer and neither he nor his horse will incur serious dan ger; experiences of this kind are numerous. If the traveler is afoot, abstinence from water from sunrise to sunset is a serious Inconvenience to him, and if he continues his Journey, the follow ing morning his sufferings may so disturb his mental balance that he may be unable to follow a trail, and by the evening of that day, if he has not come to something drinkable he may not rec ognize the friendly stream in his way. Instances are not unknown in which sufferers from thirst have forded streams waist deep to wander out on the dry plain to grisly death. Scouting Indians have long used the blsnaga. and a drink may be obtained In this manner by a skilled operator in five to ten mlnltes. Some trav elers are inclined to look with much disfavor on the liquid bo obtained, but it has been used with out discomfort by members of expeditions from tho desert laboratory. That it is often preferred by Indians to fair water is evidenced by the fact that the Whipple expedition found the Mohaves near the mouth of the Bill Williams river, in 1853, cooking ducks and other birds in the Juice of these plants by means of heated stones dropped into the cavity containing the pulp. Essential of Business Life Is to Have the Confldenoe of Your Associates. - A man's word is his stock In trade, and it cannot be broken without in luring his commercial standing. Many good men grow careless of their word and fall to see the importance of keep ing It until they have suffered some serious consequence. There are those whose word Is said to be as good as their bond. Whether it ' is or not, their word must, be good, for the world Is not easily deceived about such, mat ters. Keeping one's word Is more often a matter of linblt than character. Good men, with the best of intentions, sometimes become careless In respect to a promise, a Btatement or an en gagement, and while no harm is mennt, It might as well be, for one cannot habitually break his word without losing his caste as a "man of , his word." Nothing Is more essential -in business life as the element of con fidence, and confidence, after all, rests entirely upon one's care In doing what he says he will do. This matter of personal integrity cuts a larger figure In business than we are , sometimes willing to admit. It is one of the de mands that business makes of men to fulfill their words. Let business learn to distrust a man's reliability as to his word, and it will soon discount his liability as a business man. Omaha Bee. NO HEALTHY SKIN LEFT "My little son, a boy of five, broke out with an itching raBb. Three doc tors prescribed for him, but be kopfi getting worse until we could not dress btm any more. They finally advised me to try a certain medical' college, but its treatment did no good. - At the time I was induced to try Cuti cura he was so bad that I had to cut bis hair off and put the Cutlcura Oint ment on him on bandages, as it was Impossible to touch him with the bare band. There was not one square inch of skin on his whole body that was not affected. He was one mass of sores. The bandages used to stick to bis skin and in removing them It used to take the skin off with them, and the screams from the poor child were heartbreaking. I began to think that he would never get well, but after the second application of Cutlcura Oint . ment I began to see signs of improve ment and with the third and fourth applications the sores commenced to dry up. His skin peeled off twenty times, but it finally yielded to the treatment. Now I can say that he is entirely cured, and a stronger and healthier boy you never saw than he is to-day, twelve years or more since the cure was effected. Robert Wattara, 1148 Forty-eighth St, Chloago, 111., Oct. 9. 1909." IT HAPPENED SUDDENLY. Mrs. Fond man Fell into a pond! Oh! oh! and with your best pants on!' Bertie Well, I didn't have time to take 'em off! Science and Cheese. A medical authority kindly assures us that as long as cheese isn't de cayed it will not affect the health of the consumer. This is a fact that we have suspected for a considerable j time. But bow is the ordinary cheese epicure to detect the difference un less he waits for results? There Is cheese so thoroughly dis guised in the costume and aroma of decay that its proper standing on the sanitary testing table would puzzle a conjuror. ' For instance, there is the brand known as limburger. But why pursue this subject? - Puzzled by Wireless. "Mlstah Jenkins," asked an old ne gro of Atlanta of his employer, "would yo' be so good, sah, as to ex plain to me 'bout this wireless tele graph business I hears 'em-a-talklng 'bout?" "Why, certainly, Henry," responded the employer, "though I can do so only In a general way, as I myself know little of the subject. The thing con sists in sending messages through the air Instead of over wires." "Yassah," said Henry, "I knows 'bout dat; but) sah, what beats me is how dey fasten the air to the poles!" A Generous Gift. "You may say what you like agarasK young ministers, but I have nothing but praise for our young pastor," the pompous Mf. Brown remarked, as he passed out of the church. "Nothing but praise!" "So I observed," dryly retorted the deacon who passed the plate. Harper's. Truth is a structure reared on the battlefield of contending forces. Dr. WinchelL . 1 V