TI1E-STAR HKYNOOSVJLLE I'KXNA' DUTIES OF A TRUE WIFE If 8 he la an Intelligent Housekeeper , Her Home Will Be a Happy One. A girl should marry when she is enable of understanding and fulfill ing the duties of a true wife and thorough housekeeper, and never be fore. No matter how old she may be. If she is not capable of managing a house in every department of it she Is not old enough to get married. When she promises to take the po sition of wife and homemaker the man who holds her promise has ev ery right to suppose that she knows herself competent to fulfill it. If she proves to be incompetent or unwill ing he has good reason to consider himself cheated. No matter how plain the home may be, it is in accordance with the hus band's means, and he finds It neatly kept and the meals (no matter how simple) served from shining dishes and clean table linen, that husband will leave his home with loving words and thoughts and look ahead with eagerness to the time when he can return. Let the girl acquire every accomplishment within her power, the more the better, for every added ac complishment will be that much more power to be used in making a happy home. At the same time, if she cannot go into the kitchen, If necessary, and cheerfully prepare as good a meal as anyone could with the same material, and serve it neatly after it is pre pared, she had better defer her mar riage until she learns how such house hold matters are performed. If girls would thoroughly fit themselves for the position of intelligent housekeep ers before they marry there would be fewer discontented, unhappy wives and more happy homes. Woman's Life. Dickens and Toole. An interesting story attaches to the Alexander Institute, Carter Btreet, Walworth, which is now being adver tised for sale.. It was in this hall, formerly the Walworth Literary and Scientific Institution, that J. L. Toolo soore1 some of his earliest successes as an amateur actor, and it was there that he was "discovered" by Charles Dickens in the spring of 1852. Some of Toole's friends. Impressed by the young man's talent, besought Charles Dickens to see him act and advise him as to his future career, and the great novelist, though then hard at work on "Rle , House," good natured ly found time to journey to Walworth In compliance with this request. "I remember," he told Forster, "what I once wanted myself In that way, and I should like to serve him." Toole himself, writing half a cen tury later, thus recalled this momen tous event In his career. In company with Mark Lemon and John Forster, Charles Dickens paid a kindly visit to the Walworth Literary Institution for the purpose of seeing him act and re cite in the monologue "Trying a Mag istrate." Dickens was strong In his expressed opinion that his vocation was the stage, and the stage only. Pall Mall Gazette. . Owning Your Home. "I have always felt that upon prop erly appointed and becoming dwell ings depends more than anything else the improvement of mankind," said Benjamin Disraeli (earl of Beacons field). To sit in the evening's cool in your comfortable armchair, to look around you and know that everything you see there is your very own and that you have obtained it all so that you practically do not feel the cost; to know also that If you, the bread winner, were suddenly called away, your home would still be your wife's or your family's that is one of the pleasures of life. Indeed. It is a pleas ure which gives you new heart in your work in the world. It sends you out every morning determined to get on and to earn more money, and because of that very determination you do be come worth more money. Tongues of the Mighty. Future candidates for the presi dency of the French Republic will be thinned out if the demand of a French newspaper ' be accepted that presi dents should show fluent acquaintance with English and German. There is not a president on record who has reached that requirement, for presi dents are made self-made not born It is the business of a king to learn several languages, and as he is born - be is made to talk with many tongues. The Austrian Kaiser is perhaps the most splendl dllvlng Instance. But presidents and ministers are not nursed into multilingualism. Can we put up a cabinet minister capable ol fluency In three languages? Westmln eter Gazette. A Reunion Task. The two old friends met after a sep-,-juation of ten years. "I declare, you've kept your youthful looks to a surprising extent," said one. "Thank you," said the other man. "You've done pretty well, too. You know you expected to be absolutely bald long before this, like your father, instead of which I really believe you've as much bair left as I have, if not more." "Absurd!" said his friend. "It cant be. Let's count it!" Youth's. Com- The Luck By Stacy Copyright, 1910, br AtMciitcd Literary Prtu Train 16 pride of the Prather sys temleft the tracks at the curved entrance to the Moorstown tunnel, and resolutely tried to plow Its way through the rock. Steven Larkin, after extricating himself from the debris of the. last Pullman, found himself with a broken wrist and badly damaged side. "My good fellow," he called. Lar kin was an actor. "My good fellow, come here." A bearded ruBtic, gaping at some little distance away, hurried forward. "Is there a doctor hereabouts?" "None nlgher than eight miles." "I can't continue this way," com plained Larkin, petulantly. The numb ness of the sudden break was com mencing to die away, and the deep, throbbing pain substituting itself, brought with it a disgusting nausea. "Not much you can't," contributed the other. "It'll be hours before the track's clear enough for trains to Come and go on. Best thing you can do, I reckon, is to stop here, and " an avaricious gleam crept into the eyes of the locallte "I'll use you as well as any one, and for as little money. You'll find my house the third on the right hand Bide of the road, if you want to go down there and stay tonight Doctors will be in soon from all around. I'll see that you get one. My daughter will come to the door. Tell her who you are, and that I sent you, and for her to give you the spare room." The Moorstown man turned away. In the gathering dusk of the evening Larkin made a comprehensive survey of the badly dilapidated train, the coaches of which, strewn along the rails, were here and there being eaten He and His Nurte Became Close Friends. into by thin threads of flame. Sweat grimed employees of the road, and Moorstowners co-operated in rescuing the wounded and dead. It was the most disastrous wreck of the year. Larkin, weak, limp, and in the throes of an acute pain growing keen er each Instant, stumbled down the road in the direction given him by the native. At the door of a small, gray bouse, with a white gravel path lead ing up to It; a path dividing a spa cious yard with the bloom of spring in its syrlnga and lilac bushes, its long beds of pansies and lilies of the val ley; Larkin stopped. He tapped at the door. The slim girl answering the sum mons was the very antithesis of the image in the mind of the man. She had dark eyes, keenly sensitive to the predicament of the tall youth with the set Jaws. A firm little hand assisted him to enter. "Your father," gasped Larkin, now well beside himself with the agony of his hurt wrist and wounded side, "your father sent me here." From the great easy chair In the pretty furnished parlor, the actor, senses self-centered by pain, failed to notice the start of surprise followed by the little smile curving the perfect lips of the girl. "I will do the best I can for you," said the girl simply. "I am glad you came. Others and a physician will be here shortly." The parlor door closed softly as the girl went to answer the door. The pretty house dress and the firm, easy carriage would have impressed Lar kin at any other time. "Other victims," explained his host ess, returning. "My er our bouse is small. There will be no more pa tient?, but the doctor Is here, and he will be In to see you." Larkin ac cepted a glass of some stimulating beverage and closed his eyes for a brief moment , The door opened agcln. Careful fin gers touched the broken wrist of the young man. But, supertenstUlve, the youth Instantly came out of his daze and little lines of pain furrowed his strong face. "Umm," murmurred the elderly phy sician. "Bad break." The doctor clipped bis sentences. "Too bad. Careful now." Jle examined the wrist Suddenly bis two hands closed over the hurt member. There was an 'audible cnap and a smothered scream from Lai-ktn. The wrist was set "Tou must not move for week;" cautioned the medicine man, after an examination. ."You have three brofcea ctbs, and. although X bare saaengU J' sX of Larkin E. Baker them neatly, I won't be accountable for what happens if you attempt to go. Your hostess I can vouch for this will be perfectly willing for you to remain, although I should not ask it if there was a hospital, sanitarium or decent hotel In the community." Larkin, too spent to protest, lay hack on hla pillow. He had been put to bed by the determined physician. Thanks to sedative, he closed bis eyes and slept ' Before the week was done the house was cleared of patients with the one exception of Larkin. He stayed on. Every day he was fearful lest the physician announce that he was well enough to resume bis interrupted Journey. "Where is your father?" asked the actor one morning, gazing at the girl with appreciative eyes. "I haven't seen him since the day of the wreck." "I I, why, . he Isn't here now," stammered the crimson-faced maid. She hqrried from the room. Larkin followed her exit with surprised eyes. "Hmm," muttered the man. "I wonder what I've said to hurt her feelings. Come to think of It,' the old chap didn't look very honest May be he Is in jail." But when the girl returned to the room the flush was gone from her checks, and she was ber usual composed self. The subject was not brought up again. Larkin, by complaining about non existent pains, kept the doctor from allowing him to leave the house. He and his nurse .became close friends. There was nothing of the rustle about her. Her mind was keen and broad. She was well Informed. Larkin delighted in telling her tales of the tage; stories of his own strug gles and the conservative success fol lowing. Miss Nun this was her name followed him with largo eyes and a wonderful Interest "I have always cared for the stage," she said simply, and brought hlii around to the subject again. Time went on. The day of Larkin's return to the city could hot be post poned much longer. A contract and tiresome rehearsals called him back. With the spirit of his kind, the actor carefully diagnosed bis feelings for this simple maid whom he was leav ing behind. "Love," he ruminated, "and me, of all people, to be listed for a part In the skit. The worst of It is I know I'll forget my lines." "I I have a confession to make," stammered the girl, her cheekB red. "I don't want to answer you until after you have heard It." Larkin had proposed. "I live here alone, and 1 wilfully led you to believe that the man you saw at the wreck was my father." "But he told me he was," persisted Larkin. "He lives In the next house down. I I wanted you myself. I didn't tell you of your mistake. My father and mother are dead and 1 am so lone some." Larkin made a move as If to gather her In his one good arm, but she held up a protesting hand. "One moment. I am not finished." She looked at him half sorrowfully. "I have deceived you even more than that" She stopped for a faltering second and then hurried on. "I am Nancy Nun, the California actress, now under the management of the Firnans and due to open my season In New York next fall." "You Nance Nun!" gasped Larkin. The girl flushed. "I loved you," she said simply. "I wanted to be wooed as other girls are wooed. 1 Can you for give me?" Larkin did. Smallest Working Railway. The Eaton Hall railway enjoys the distinction of being the smallest work ing railway In Great Britain. The line runs across many of the park drives and over small streams, spanned by steel girders. Somotlmes as many as three hundred tons of coal a month is hauled by the miniature locomotives and wagons. There are two engines, the largest of which has a tank ca pacity of 70 gallons, a boiler pressure of 175 pounds to the square Inch and weighs four tons twelve hundred weight There are 44 good wagons, two brake vans, one carriage, one par cel car and one tool van. The pas senger car runs on two four-wheel bogles, is 20 feet long, and bas seat ing accommodation for 10 passengers It has carried many a royal passenger. Westminster Gazette. Cat Was Too Wise. In a backyard in Rothesay, a duck hatching her eggs was disturbed by a cat, who, after devouring the only two ducklings out, coiled Itself round the remainder of the eggs, and the other ducklings were dispatched Into puss's Interior as soon as hatched After a consultation the neighbors de elded that the cat must be executed, and the sentence was duly carried out by a shooting expert. ' Logical. "Mother," asked little Elhel, "now that you're in mourning for Cousin Adelaide, will you wear black night dresses, too?" "What an absurd eoewtton, child!" "Oh, I only thought yon might be a sorry at night as you wave daring the tar," ventured snttel. Hbryer! Bazar . Toaplhrongfr exicoDForests ' J ill, I l ji TV.- A J X. .VfVrXW.. WITCH COWtH. EVER the thought of El Deslerto conjures a vision of lofty forest Isles and mysterious depths "where old Enchantment plies her shuttle- of lost days and dreams." Whore monks of old wan dered In peaceful meditation today the wild deer brouses and the prowlers of dim forests glide. The barefooted Carmelites are gone, and the gray convent on the mountain, with its no ble domes, and towers and cloisters, and arched corridors is silent and pathetic, with that peculiar pathos that broods over a solitude where man has once ruled. Nature has been busy here, as is her wont, recovering the conquest of man; but those monks of old built so nobly that their work still resists effacement and sees to dominate the wilderness. Beauty envelopes like a garment the grass-grown cloisters and crumbling walls and domes of faded color; and the breeze that rustics the tall heavy headed grass and clinging vines seems to bring down the river of Time, from that Island of long ago, odor of Incense, tones of long silent belU, orisons and chants. Such Is El Deslerto today; and one cannot do better than to quote, as others have, the old chronicler Thomas Gage, an English Dominican monk who was smuggled into Mexico. He wrote about 2G0 years ago. "It is the plcusantest place," he says, "of any about Mexico; called by some La Sole dad and by other El Deslerto, the soli tary or desert place or wilderness. Were all wildernesses like it, to live in a wilderness would be better than to live in a city. "This hath been a device of poor Fryers, nnmed dlscalced or barefooted Carmelites, who to make show of their hypocritical and apparent godli ness, and whllest they would be thought to live like Eremites, retired from the world, they may draw the world to them; they have built there a stately cloister, which being upon a hill and among rocks makes It to be more admired. "About the cloister they have fash ioned out many holes and caves in, under and among tho rocks, like Ere mite lodgings, with a room to lie in, an oratory to pray in, with pictures and : Images, and rare devices for mortification as disciplines of wyar, rods of iron, haircloth girdles with sharp wyar points to girdle about their bare flesh, and many such toys, which hang about their or; arles to make people admire their mortified and holy lives. "All these Eremitical holes and caves (which are ten In number) are within the bounds and compass of the cloister and among orchards and gar dens of fruit and flowers, which may take up two miles in compass; and here among the rocks are many springs of water, which, with the shade of plantlns and other trees, are most cool and pleasant to the Ere mites; they have also the sweet smell of rose and Jazmln, which is a little flower, but the sweetest of all others; there is not any flower to be found that is rare and exquisite In that coun try which is not in that wilderness to delight the senses of these mortified Eremites." Racial bias and rivalry of order, though not saintly attributes, might find entrance and be harbored un awares in the soul of even a good monk. .And since we remember that Father Gage was English and Domini can, may 'we not justly ' soften hlB caustic presentation of his "Eremite" while we thank blm for his chronicle? To see El Deslerto as we saw It, you must first get lost. On the smooth white road up over the rolling hills from the desolate little puebla of Santa Fe our horses loped briskly In the early morning. This old white rib bon of road is an automobile, thor oughfare, in these twentieth-century days, from the City of Mexico over the mountains to the Valley of Toluca, where nestles the city that is the cap ital of the State of Mexico. But on this fair day no twentieth-century de vices of people came to strike the discordant note. We met only the de scendants . of many generations of those who had walked that way. Men, barefooted or shod in that peculiar sandal called guaracbe, wearing grace fully their gay serapes or rod blan kets, and the plcturesqse broad brlmssed, high-peaked sombreros, walked beside their bnrroa that wore nubns) wKb towering fends ot coarse pottery er baskets, Women, ateo - 3'i.Vr. - ON PLAZA. cirufMtxico wearing sombreros, sat upon the lit tle burros between huge baskets, car rying beautiful brown babies in their arms, while larger brown babies clung on behind. We Illustrated the old fable of the hare and the snail, we and a bright looking peon of the best type, whose burro kept steadily on In Its light footed llttlo trot while we varied our progress between galloping and walk ing. In one of tho passings, after the courteous salutation, we entered Into conversation about the road to El Des lerto; and remarking that the way was long, be proceeded to describe a much nearer way by trail, a cut-off that left the main road some miles be fore the El Deslerto road did. The wooded mountains across the deep ravine appealed to us, and when we came to the trull It also looked tempting, bo we took our wayfarer'3 ndvlce and left the beaten track, soon to find ourselves scrambling down a precipitous way leading our horses. Atfer crossing a stream at the bottom of the canon, we mounted and fol lowed the bank, entering a pine forest through which we rode mile alter mile, momentarily expecting to see the trail up the mountain we Bought. We did find an ascending trail and climbed a mountain to see, when at the top, only far-reaching foresls and more mountains. Down we went into another canon, losing our trail many times to find it again. On the steep mountainside, between us and the sudden drop into the canon (down which we looked upon the tops of tall trees, and to the bottom of which sight could not penetrate,) we saw a fragment of moss-covered masonry, and farther on another, and another, and still farther on the frag ments lengthened into a crumbling wall, and we were on a stone-paved way. When it reached the sharp ridge of the mountain, which it followed, there was a low stone wall on each side of a narrow paved way, mossy and banked with dead leaves; walls covered with plaster or cement that moss and lichen and weather stain had mellowed into harmony with the surroundings. Never was road like this one! Through a wilderness apparently primeval, but for it It seemed to lie dreaming In a potent - forest silence that trembled on the edge of a sound, as the pale light that sifted through the trees upon It trembled between shade and sunshine. A strange spell broods here that woos one to linger and see visions of that olden time. At last we were on the top of the mountain and riding beside the high convent wall, the entrance being on the opposite side from our approach. Within the patio, like the deserted guardian of the deserted place, stands on a high pedestal a marred stone statue of some snrecognlzable saint, mutely eloquent We pass it, and walk the lonely corridors, stand under the lofty dome, climb the worn stairs to the belfry, descend Into under ground chambers, and loiter In clois ters and in the walled gardens and orchards of old that Father Gage tells us of; where tho fragrant flowers bloomed and the luscious fruit ripened on Just such air and sunshine as bathes the mountain top today. But the "spirit of the hive," where Is It? In front of the great arched en trance Is an open spaco with a few maple trees, and a small detached ruin of brown adobe. Steps lead down from one of these old rooms, and though the space is filled with debris It appears to be an underground pas sage to the convent. Standing there, one looks into a forest such as Durer pnlntod; vistas between, .the bodies of giant trees, dun beguiling, satyr haunted depths. The shadows were deepening there, for the day was perceptibly waning; and we ot short span of days must hasten to leave a rain that was old before we bad being, aad that wiU long oOut m. ELEANOR EVANS, . si NATURE'S SIGNALS. The first indication of kidney dis order Is often barknclip. Then conies pain In the .hips and tides, lameness,. soreness and urinary troubles. These are the warnings na ture's signals for help. Boon's Kid ney Tills should be used at the first sign. A. Treltlein, M Rosett St., New Ha ven, Conn., sayB: "I was propped up In a. chair for .23 weeks. So Intense was the pain when I moved that I thought I would pass away. The kidney action was irregular and the1 secretions scalded. Three doctors gave me no relief. Doan's Kidney Pills cured me, and for ten years the cure has been permanent." ' Remember the name Doan's. For sale by nil dealers. CO cents a box. Foster-Mllburn Co., Buffalo. N.' Y. MISUNDERSTOOD HIM. "My friend," said the solemn man on the railroad tran, "do you drink intoxicating liquors?" "Sure!" cried the convivial chap, "Much obliged for the Invitation. Got a flask with you?" LEG A MASS OF HUMOR "About seven years ago a small abrasion appeared on my right leg just above my ankle. It irritated me so that I began to scratch it, and It began to spread until my leg from my ankle, to the knee was one solid' scale like a scab. The irritation was always worse at night and would not allow me to sleep, or my wife either, and It was completely undermining our health. I lost fifty pounds In weight and was almost out of my mind with pain and chagrin as no matter where the Irritation came, at work, on the street or In the presence of company, I would have to scratch It until I had the blood running down Into my shoe. ; I simply cannot describe my suffer- Ing during those seven years. The pain, mortification, loss of sleep, both to myself and wife is simply inde- ' gcrlbable on paper and one has t ex perience It to know what it is. , "I tried all kinds of doctors and rem-' edies but I might aa well have thrown my money down a sewer. They would dry up for a little while and fill me with hope only to break out again just as bad if not worse. ' I had given up hope of ever being cured when t was Induced by my wife to give the Cutl cura Remedies a trial. After taking the Cutlcura Remedies for a little while I began to see a change, and after taking a dozen bottles of Cutl cura Resolvent In conjunction with the- Cutlcura Soap and Cutlcura Olnt-' mcnt, the trouble had entirely disap peared and my leg was' as fine as the day I was born. Now after a lapse of six months with no signs of a recur rence I feel perfectly safe in extend ing to you my heartfelt thanks for the good the Cutlcura Remedies have done for me. I shall always recommend them to my friends. W. H. White, 812 E. Cabot St, Philadelphia, Pa., Feb. 4 and Apr. 13. 1909." A New Version. Lawyers have a peculiar system et abbreviation, such words as trustees, uxecutora being cut down to trees, uxors, and admors. This practise led to an amusing slip on the part of a 4 solicitor, who, somewhat late la Hfe, abandoned his profession and entered (be church. A few Sundays after bis . ordination he startled bis congrega tion while reading the lesson by dbhr ering one of the passages as follows: "I see men as trustees walking." And They Wondered I Judge Nicholas Longwortn, who used to sit en Ohio's supreme bench, looked unnaturally grave, and a neighbor, in recognition of his facial depression, named a pet owl ."Judge Longwertn.".. It was' the very next day that an ex-' cited maid broke up his wife's garden party. "Oh, madam," said she. "Ma dam! Judge Longwortn has laid an eg" Less Lavish. "I saw 'yncle Tom's Cabin' played recently." "So?" "I think I'll read the book." "You may be disappointed. The book mentions only one little Eva and one Lawyer Marks." Louisville Courier-Journal. Force of Habit,' ' Little Girl Mummy! (No answer.) Mummy! Are those swallows! " Mummy 1deep In her book) Yes, dear. Don't touch them. Punch. . Dr. Pierce's Pellet, ramll, nnr- eoated, easy to take na candy, rcgnUto and invigorate stomach, liver aad bow elk. Do not gripe. A woman may or may not try to veld muddy crossings; It til dsnend pea Mr understanding. ' !