I: A LITTLE SONG OF LIFE. Glad that I live, am I, That the sky is blue; Glad for the country lane And the fall of dew. After the iin the rain; After the rain the aim; This is the way of life, Till the work be done. All that we need to do, He we low or high, la to ace that we grow Nearer the ky. Lizette Reese. ABODE (RETIREDH.M.SJ By Ollvt utMrldgi mil Genm ritzseraio. Colonel Borem looked around a pretty drawing room In Mayfalr ap provingly. He next crossed to a mir ror, squared hfs shoulders and twisted up the ends of his gray mustache, when the sudden opening of the door caused. him to skip round with a haste that somewhat marred his dignity. Isohel Flowerdew held out her hand. "It Is many years since we Met," she said, pleasantly, "and I am pleased to greet an old friend." "I can only hope thnt time has 'dealt as kindly with me as with you," he replied. "I think you are looking extremely well." Colonel Borem felt as though twen ty years had slipped away, as he fol lowed the slim figure Into the dining room. Then he had been In love with Isohel in love to the extent of dancing and flirting and getting her talked about, but the faint thoughts he had cherished of marrying her had never come to fruition. The truth was that he could not bring himself to give up the luxuries which, as mar ried, he would have to deny him self and, above all, the eclat of be ing a bachelor, which to a vain man Is so dear. Then, some years past, Colenel Borem had retired. First of mil he bad spent his time traveling on the Continent, vague thoughts of marital bliss with a rich widow in bis mind, but though there were widows and even girls ready to marry him (or any man!), they were not of the style that he considered worthy of the honor of becoming his wife, and he found, to his Infinite surprise and pain, that the world is so full of elderly, talkative, retired Service men that .they are not a premium. To-day, his first meeting with Iso hel, he rejoiced in the fact that (after many weeks of cautious thought) he had decided to write to her. Evi dently, since the old days she had come into money, and Bhe was, if possible, more charming now, with her soft gray hair and low voice, than In her buoyant youth. Under the genial influence of an excellently served lunch his feel ings expanded to such an extent that he resolved that at last he would ra'ise Isobel to the enviable position of Mrs. Borem. Seated once more In the delightful drawing room, he received a slight ehock Isobel lit a cigarette! He de cided he would break her of the ob noxious habit at an early date, then he cleared his throat and in a "few-well-chosen-words" (bis view of it), he offered her his heart and hand and magnificent pension, plus cne hun dred a year! The "few-we;i-chosen-wbrds" took nearly twenty minutes to say, and she sat in silence, until he waxed eloquent on the advantages she would derive. . "Then you think that an unmar ried woman is at a great disadvantage In the world?" "Undoubtedly, my dear Isobel, un doubtedly there is a growing ten dency in these days to exaggerate the value of freedom. Ib a girl, men ex cuss it, but when a wq-pian has reached, ahem! a certain age, and is not so shall we say so alluring to the other sex, then it Is inclined to savor of the legend of the fox and the Crapes." "Are you not Just a little se vere?" murmured Miss Flowerdew. "By no means. I only wish you to realize your somewhat, ' ahem! un enviable position, and to persuade you to change it at an early date." "I am truly sensible of the honor you are doing me; would you mind enumerating the drawbacks of the single state for my edification?" Colonel Borem cleared his throat. "You run the risk of being called an old maid." "But there is no such thing now; we are bachelor women." "Odious word! Dear Isobel, you grieve me. To continue. You become narrow! for without the intellectual companionship of a man, and his wide views of life, a woman is bound to become so, and to wither as a flower without the 'Sun' You are amused at something?" , "Not at all pray go on." "You are of no importance, no social standing, you have to walk in to dinner behind the veriest chit of a girl who has a husband, you have to alt with your back to the horses iii your friend's carriage, and you are looked upon by everybody as a woman who has failed in her quest in fact, a complete and utter failure." Miss Flowordew seemed somewhat overcome, and her handkerchief was much in evidence. Colonel Borem patted her on the shoulder. ".Tliere there, perhaps I have been a little plain spoken, but it was tor our welfare, believe me. Now let us look on the other side of the picture." Bis carefully waxed mustache brushed her ear, vand a fresh paroxysm over-1 came MlBSFlowrdew. . "There la nothing I should like to-f heal mora," hel murmured. ' Colonel Borem drew his chair up cloBe, and, fixing his eyes (somewhat like boiled gooseberries) upon her, began: "There is a little place I know right In .the depths of the coun try, with a garden to amuse you, and good golf links for me. Then there Is excellent fishing near." "I'm afraid I don't know much about fishing, but, of course, I could learn." "Ahem! Ahem! Certainly not. Women always talk, and frighten the fish. Of course, you could bring my luncheon over to me, when not too occupied with your er household duties." "Would they be very heavy?" Colonel Borem made her a courtly bow. "I am sure that you would be far too good a manageress for them to worry you; at the same time, owing to the keeping up of two places, ex penses would have to be cut down in the way of servants, and a lot would naturally fall on you." "Two places! Should we keep this flat on then?" "No, far too expensive; merely my chambers, where I can run up for any new pieces at the theatres or my club." "I see; yes, but might 1 not find it a little dull?" Colionel Borem seemed pained at the thought. "I should have no objection," he conceded, "to your occasionally, oc casionally mind, having one of your women friends to stay, but I am sure no nice minded woman ever feels dull when she has her house and her duties and her husband to think of." A tremor again shook Miss Flower dew. "You have Indeed painted a picture of matrimonial bliss. By the way, what is your golf handicap?" "My eh what?" "Your golf handicap?" "Ha! H'm! I have not, er troubled to go In for the game seri ously as yet." Miss Flowerdew rose and crossed to a table covered with sliver trophies. "I am rather fond of it here are juBt a few little things I have won." Colonel Borem patronizingly ex amined the various championship prizes. "Er very nice. You are evi dently a good player. Myself, I am not a believer in such violent exercise for women; to my mind she never looks so charming as at her husband's fireside." "Darning his socks and knitting his golf stockings, I suppose." Colonel Borem smiled approval. "A truly womanly occupation. Now, dear Isobel, I trust that I have plead ed my cause, and you will not think me vain, I know, when I tell you that our engagement will come as a severe blow to several er mutual friends; in fact, if it had not been for your constancy to myself, which is so ad mirable, I might have been led to choose a younger, if less charming, bride!" Miss Flowerdew rose and took a chair opposite. "I have certainly Bpent a most en tertaining afternoon," she said, "and having listened to your point of view, should bo like you to hear mine. You see, you have lived out of the world (the London world) so lottg, that your views are somewhat anti quated. You make a great mistake in thinking I am either dull or lonely. I have an excellent time and crowds of friends. I am perfectly free and far better off than if I had an elderly, querulous husband, who would bore me to extinction and eventually turn me into Ms nurse." The colonel could scarcely believe his ears; he sat speechless. Of course the woman could not pe3slbly bo' re ferring to htm. "Your idea of the Single Woman In Society is, believe me, an erroneous une. She occupies a position entirely her own, and which she has made for herself during the last twenty years. But there is a class, I regret to say, of Single Men that are voted a nuisance I mean the ever-increasing crowd of retired Service men (I do not refer to the many charming ex ceptions, of course) wbo crowd the clubs, are objectionable on the golf links, go out to afternoon teas, talk scandal, and tell long, prosy stories. In two words, that truly awful per son, the Army bore." "Madame!" ejaculated the soldier. Isobel smiled sweetly. "Please take nothing to heart. I merely wished to show you that it either of us is to be pitied, it Is not I, for I have my home which I love, and many Interests, while you run the risk of becoming one of those disagree able, selfish old men whom we see climbing the steps of the clubs at all hours in the day, to take the best chair, the middle of the fire anj sit on all the newspapers." The colonel was purple In the face. "In fact, the only advantage I could see that your generous offer held out, was to be able to put Mrs. on my tombstone." The soldier reached for his hat. "Do you mean to insult me?" he thun dered. "Not at all merely a little plain speaking, for your welfare; by the way, there is one thing I regret, and that is being unable to see you play golf. Goodby. Good " The Blam of the door ended her speech, and she sat down and laughed till she could laugh no longer. The Throne and Country. The Rev. T. G. Wyatt, vicar of Hay wards Heath, England, has prom ised to Dresent half a sovereign, the price of a pair ot boots, to every mem- ul C er of the local company of the Church Lads' Brigade wbo Joins the rltorlals. run TsDRM'C WIZARD FROST. WonJrous things have come to pass On my square of window-glass. Looking in it I have sen Jr.iKs no longer painted green, Trees whoso branches never stir, Mcie without a cloud to blur, Jlirds below them sailing high, Church spires pointing to the sky, And a funny little town Where the people, up and down Streets of silver, to nie seem Like the people in a dream, Dressed in finest kinds of lace; 'Tis a picture, on a space Scarcely larger than the hand, Of a tiny Switzerland, Which the wizard Frost has drawn 'Twixt the nightfall aid the dawn. Ouick! and sec what he has done lire 'tis stolen by the sun. Little-Folk Lyrics. CONUNDRUMS. "What is that which always goes With its head downward? Ans. A Ball In your shoe. What Is that which Adam never possessed, yet left two to each of his children? Ans. Parents. Philadel phia Record. . PIGEONS Wlft GREAT BATTLE. Long ago there was a great battle between Doge Dundolo of Venice and the people of the Island ot Crete. The Venetians won the battle because the doge learned a great deal about the enemy's plans, and this is how he did it: Carrier pigeons were sent to him with the Information written on tiny scrdlls and tied to their feet. When the victory was won other birds were Bent back to Venice with the glad news. From that time on the Vene tians' have cared for all the pigeons within their city. Until sixty years ago the birds were fed at the public expense. To-day it Is a great sight to see thousands ot pigeons fly down to be fed in the great square in front of St. Mark's Church. There are so many birds to be fed that they darken the air as they fly in clouds in front ot the church. Because every one is so kind to these birds they have grown so tame that they will alight on the people's shoulders or hop into their hands to feed upon the beans and peas which are given to them. Many people who visit Venice have their pictures taken feeding these pigeons In St. Mark's Square. Wash ington Star. A TRUE STORY OF A HORSE. I want to tell you about a lovely gray and white horso named Babe we once had. Every morning, when my father went to the barn to hornets him, he would just go as far as the watering trough, which was outside of our kitchen door, and then refuse to move until we gave him some lump sugar. I will tell you about an accident which happened ene dark nlsbt. It was about 7 o'clock and mother was wondering what kept father, when all ot a sudden we beard some ono kick on tho door. We did not bother at first because we thought it wai father, but as the noise kept on mother went out to see what the trouble was. Just as she got outside ot the door something smooth brushed against her cock. Turning he saw it was Babe, wbo had brushed lii nose against her neck. lie looked as it something was wrong. Mother saidi "Where Is your master?" The horse hung hjs' head; so we knew something was wrong. After taking the horse into the barn we went down the road to see If anything had hap pened to father. We had not gone far when a wason came in sight. Fatb.er was In it and called to us. We got in and he told us nil about a smash-up he had down the road. The next morning we all went to see the wreck, which was in front of a little cottage. Our wagon was in pieces and a wheel of another wagon was there. The two wagons had run Into eaph other. Father did not get hurt, but it was a dreadful risk. Our horse had come straight home to tell us. Helen Stapleton, la the New York Tribune. GRASSHOPPER VANE. Perched on tho cupola of Faneuil Hall is a grasshopper weathervane, which is not only one of the oldest vanes in the country, but is famous as the product ot ono of America's earliest wood carvers and artisans, Sbem Drowne, ot Boston. Drowne's shop was on Ann street, in the North End. Of the many vanes ho made only three are not known to be in exist ence the one on the Shepherd Me morial Church in Cambridge, which formerly vas on the steeple of the New Brick Church on Hanover street in this city, and known as the "Re venge vane;" the one In the collec tion of the Massachusetts Historical Society, a relic of the 'old BoBton Province House; and the one on Faneuil Hall. This grasshopper of copper, ham mered out by band, has large glassy eyes, which in the sunlight shine like fire. It was made in 1742 at the or der of Peter Faneuil, when the hall, his gift to the town, was Bearing completion, and for tho past 167 years it has been a landmark. Ut has not, however, lived a life of (unbroken peace, for several times It had been near destruction. Ir 1755 when Boston was shaken by an earthquake, the vane tell to the nTTDADTllJCMT? ground, but, after being supplied with a new leg by the son ot the man who made it, was replaced. Five years later, Faneuil Hall was seriously damaged by fire, but the vane remained intact, and when the hall was rebuilt the grasshopper was once more given the place of honor. Another disaster befell It when, in 1898, a flag was being raised to cele brate the anniversary of the evacua tion of the city by tho British, the hopper hopped to tho street below. But in a few days he hopped right back asaln, and there it has remained ever since with the etccptlon of nn occasional removal for repairs. Bos ton Herald. BIRD THAT WAS FORGOTTEN. Ho was Mary Elizabeth's little bird, and it was Mary Elizabeth who said to him over and over, "Sing a happy song, little bird." In summer, while the cage hung on the porch out doors, many a man and woman smiled when they heard the happy song of that little bird. In winter sad looking friends who came to call sometimes forgot the troubles that made them sad when they heard the wee pet's bubbling song. It did seem as if that particular bird would never bo forgotten. There came a time, however, when Mary Elizabeth went to Europe With her father and mother. She couldn't take the bird. A neighbor who bad no cats offered to keep him until Mary Elizabeth's return. Before the child sailed she gavo her pet a bit of ad vice: "Always sing a happy song, little bird." At first it was easy for the little bird to sing a happy sons, but one day his kind friend was obliged to leave town for a week, and he was left with strangers who promised to take good care ot him. "Always sing a happy eong, little bird," were the last words the neigh bor said at parting. Soon after there was a children's entertainment in the church to which birds were invited. Mary Elizabeth's pet was taken in his cage, and of all the glad songs that day his was the sweetest. He enjoyed the entertain ment thoroughly, and, when night camo, he tucked his head under his wing and went to sleep without fear. He didn't know, poor little fellow, that the child who brought him lent him to her dearest friend to take home and keep for five days; neither did he know that one by one the birds wero taken from the church, and ho was forgotten. Next morning the little bird awoke, sang a happy song, ate his breakfast and sang a happy song. His cage was In a pew where a little girl had left him. The bird couldn't see the sun shine streaming, through stained glass windows, but, while waiting for his bath he sang a happy song. No one came to give tho little bird his bath, so ha sang another happy song. This Is the part of the story Mary wnnhoth never liked to think of for "a minute; qpw the little bird sang un til his seed was gone ana tne waier in his cap; how two days passed, and the little fellow tucked his head under his wing and knew that he was for gotten. The third day the organist came to practice on the pipe organ. The lit tle bird lifted his head when muslo pdalod through the church. He had never heard anything like it bo sweet, so solemn. When It was over the weak little bird must have re membered Mary Elizabeth's advice: "Sing a happy song, llttlo bird." As tV. organist was passing to the outer d(?i"T she heard a happy song. And Mary Elizabeth's pet was found before it was too lato. The organist had known Mary Elizabeth since she was a baby, so of course she recog nized the brave little bird, who was never again forgotten. Mary Elizabeth is a big irl in high school now, but when she is discour aged and everything seems-, to go wrong, she remembers the advice she used to give a wee canary. Frances Margaret Fox, in Sunday-School Times. Rapid Motion of the Comet. The comets whose periods are less than one hundred years are called periodic comets, and nearly half ot them have been observed more than once. At present they number forty five, but only three ot them are re trograde; that is, revolve tn their orbits in the opposite direction to the planets. Halley's comet is one of those three, and as a result it will pass us with a very rapid motion. At that time the earth will be moving in its orbit at a speed eighteen miles a second, and the comet in nearly the opposite direction at a speed of twenty-five miles. The relative motion is therefore about eight times that of a cannon ball. From William H. Pick ering's "The Return of Halley's Com et," in the Century. ,m. Originally made merely for orna mentation, electric light shades now are designed along purely scIenUGa lines to diffuse or reflect tie UAt with the greatest economy. HANGING CLOTHES TO DRY. When hanging clothes to dry flrBt hang up by the thickest part waist or neckband, etc. because It hung by the thinner part the water Would run Into the thick part, lodge there and take longer to dry. Secondly, hang up everything wrong side out bo that any accidental soiling will not do so much damage as If It appeared on tho right side. Mrs. George Wright, in the Boston Post. ' LAMP EXPLOSIONS. Many of these may be prevented by trimming the wick daily. When burned for several evenings without trimming, the wick becomes clogged and black and Incapable ot supplying the oil clearly and uniformly, and the chimneys are sometimes filled with flame and smoke, to the embarrass ment, and alarm of those present. Some explosions would be prevented by never blowing out the lamp down the chimney, for if the wick happens to be too email, the flame may be driven down into the oil. The beBt way Is to turn it down with the button until extinguished. Mrs. B. McDer mott, In the Boston Post. WASHING WOOL SKIRTS. The wool skirts or children's dresses can be carefully washed In tepid water if naphtha soap is used. Heat ruins wool and naphtha eeap can be used in tepid or even cold water. Wet the garment, rub all spots with the soap, roll together and leave for several hours. Wash and rinse in the usual manner. Rinse woolen articles in rain water or hy drant water slightly softened with ammonia or borax. Hang a skirt by the band or it will dry crooked. Dry, sprinkle and press on the wrong side when possible; it on the right side put a piece ot muslin between the iron and the garment. Indianapolis Mews. BURGLAR-PROOF DEVICE. Said a housewife: "Our windows are hung In the usual way, with ropes and weights, and fastened together only when shut. The particular win dow for which I wanted this new device is easy of access to outsiders as it opens directly upon a piazza, yet it must be open every night for need ed ventilation. I did not wUh any obstruction screwed to the casement, as the windows need free and full opening when they are washed, and when fly screens are fitted during the summer. "Finally, I contrived this method: Get from a hardware store nine inches ct No. 12 jack chain and two eyes for a brass hasp. Screw these eyes, with the four provided screws, to tho window nearly opposite each other, one on the inside lower part of the upper half, and the other on the upper part of the lower half, just as most fasteners are applied. Then hook each end of the chain into an eye, closing the link on the upper saBh with the pincers, and leaving the other end bo that the link fits close but can be unhooked when you wish. With this device the window can be raised about seven inches at the bottom, or lowered seven inches from the top, or it can be left open half that distance both top and bottom. It works like a charm." Indianapolis News. Mosaic Sandwiches Use white and brown bread, putting, them together with green butter. The butter is made by boiling spinach, pour into a sieve and drain as dry as possible. Season with chopped parsley and ca pers, and make perfectly smooth by beating in creamed butter. Vegetable Salad Finely shredded cabbage, onion, celery and leaves from the heart of the spinach and coarsely ground mixed nuts. Serve ,with either a French dressing or a mayonnaise. In preparing cabbage for a salad slash deeply across tie cabbage 'with a knife both ways be fore slicing it. The shreds will be shorter and "more manageable for eating. Salted Peanuts One-half pound of shelled peanuts, twotablespoons of olive oil. Heat the ol in a frying pan" or a blazer or a clisfng dish to blue heat and put in thdieannuts. Gentl stir until all are -equally brown.f Take fronypan and Rla-ce up on absorbent paper. When the ftaper has absorbed the excess of I oil. anrlnkle them with salt. ' Cool land serve cold. ' Sponge Drops Beat to a frbth three eggs and one teacup of ugar. Stir into this one heaping coffee cup of flour in which one teaspoonf ill lot cream of tartar and half teaspoonful of soda are thoroughly mixed. Fla vor with lemon. Butter thin shee with washed butter and drop in tea- spoonfuls about three Inches apart! Bake Instantly in a wy quick oven Watch closely, as tbey will bars easi lly. Serve with Ice-cream. A Package Mailed Free on Request of nufjvofi's ... 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The great graiin field of the Sand born ranch in ShasU county, Cal., are Ingeniously protected at night from the vast flocks ot wild geese and other aquatic fowl that do Immense damage Biliousness to crops by means of display of fire- jf works. Skyrockets and roman candles were bought In large quantities by the f management of the ranch, and men! are stationed at various points.! Whenever a flock is heard honking in y the distance several skyrockets or a shower of colored balls from a romaqJ canaie are sent upwara, ana, as a i suit, the birds give the ranch a wii berth. Popular Mechanics. Catching Rare Birds. A bird expert has returned to rope from the West Indies with Over 200 captives. He boiled down tree sap Into a thick, sticky mess, and put it on shrubs and branches at places where birds took food and drink. Once they grasped the sticky perches they were fast and could not fly away, says the expert. 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