Cheerful Dining. Where nourishment and health are concerned laughter and good will are vigorous promoters ot the digestive functions. The court Jester was a valuable piece of dining room furnl ture in olden times, and a good natured and cheerful guest who keeps up a lively and entertaining conversa tion at table does more to aid diges tion than all the nostrums ever ln yfented. Woman's Life. ' - A Short Biography. "This is the life of little me. I am the wife ot Beerbohm Tree." Thus Lady Beerbohm Tree when asked to write her "life" surely the shortest autobiography on record. Lady Tree Is shortly to appear on the variety etage, and patrons of the music halls will then have an opportunity of see ing one of our very cleverest and most distinguished actresses; for, be side her histrionic gifts, Lady Tree frtjm an early age developed a taste for 'classics and mathematics. Her favorite subject was Greek, at which she was most learned, and many years ago she took part In a Greek play before an audience which included so distinguished a classical authority as the late Mr. Gladstone. Tit-Bits. Success With Dinners. ' Success In dinner giving is some thing like success with flowers. The guests must be grouped as artistically with regard to congeniality as the flowers are with reference to color and form, and both must have the right sort ot environment. The room must be cool, but not too cool, and the viands must be well chosen, well Cocoannt Pudding. -One pint of milk, two eggs, two la blespoonfuls of cocoanut, one-half cup cracker scrumbs, one saltspoonful of salt, one teaspoonful ot vanilla. Beat eggs separately, adding yolks to the milk and then mixing with cocoanut and salted cracker crumbs; flavor and bake a half hour. Make a meringue of the whites of two eggs and one cup of sugar. Put on pudding after it Is baked and return it to oven to brown. Serve with cream. This Is good either hot or cold. OS 3 o cooked and well served. The lights must neither be too dim nor to bright, and the flowers should have but little odor, for, however delicious, the fragrance of flowers grows heavy as the evening wears on. With all this and congeniality, a dinner cannot fall, and in those few hours one can get better acquainted with those on either Bide than would be possible In weeks under less favorable circum stances. New York Tribune. Commercial Instinct. "It Is the fashion nowadays to ' sneer at the commercial instinct, and to despise It as something common and vulgar; but in reality it Is noth ing of the sort. The essence of vul garity is the concealment ot vulgarity. The common man who knows that he Is common ceases to be common by this knowledge; by realizing that he Is not a gentleman he almost becomes one. The really vulgar people are the people who are forever pretending that they are not vulgar; the truly Ill-bred are those who are constantly parading their gentility. There is nothing that is vulgar in itself; It only becomes vulgar when it pretends to be something else. Therefore the commercial instinct is never a com mon instinct, except when it sets It self up as not being commercial at all." Ellen Thornycroft Fowler, In Home Notes. Dressmakers Hannt Picture Galleries. Parisian dressmakers are seeking '"" Inspiration for evening modes in the picture galleries. There Is always more latitude allowed In the fashion ing of dresses that are to be worn by night than in the tailor made, or even the elegant afternoon gown; and It is safe to prophesy that for even ing the period gown will have a suc cessful vogue. The terms are almost synonymous, for It is the paintings of the Lonis XV. and XVI. period that are guiding the modistes. This means the coming of the pointed, tight fitting corsage, the tucks, and the draped skirt. The vleux rose tints which have ' toad such a long inning are to be al lowed to have a rest, perhaps only a brief one. A pale amber shade, cu riously becoming to both fair and dark haired women, is one of the newest colors for evening. Inciden tally It is a perfect background to the mass ot gleaming Jet which trims so many of the smartest gowns. The delicate mignonette green of the sum mer is another shade which showB up veil under the electric light. Blue Is a color that has often been es chewed in the past because of the dif ficulty of choosing a shade which looks ' well under artificial light. There are several blues notably the pastel tones, Serves and Nattier, which can be worn with safety In the evening. White is, of course, always worn, and the. indispensable black evening gown is, If anything.vmore delectable than ever this season owing to the -. extraordinary popularity of Jet and the new favor extended to Chantilly. The run on black Chantilly has been o great that the French makers are having positively to refuse to take -any more orders for the 'present for this beautiful lace. Many handsome evening frocks are ; feeing made ot rich black velvet with dull silver embroideries. The trans parent black Jet studded net evening frock also has Its place in the spring fashions, with trimmings and reliev ing notes of color on the corsage and the waist belt. Often the Jet appears only in fine embroideries or paillettes on a tunic or net, which falls over a soft clinging robe of moussellne de sole or satin charmeuse. Philadel phia Ledger. rian For Baby Exchange. More than passing consideration is being given a recent suggestion look ing to the establishment of a regular "baby exchange," that would supply babies to and receive them from cli ents in accordance with their several needs. At present the foundling hos pitals and kindred institutions are the principal resort of those who wish to adopt children, and for those who have strong views on heredity these poor waifs are always under a certain suspicion; but a wealthy New York woman who advertised privately the other day offering a child all com forts and a real home was surprised at the number of replies she got from honest and hard working fathers and mothers who felt they had too many children to do full Justice to all in their upbringing. The "baby ex change," as proposed at present, would be established in some healthy country district not too far from town and conducted by a regular staff of physicians, nurses and matrons. Due scrutiny would be made as to the character and motives of the parents to guard against the abuse of the In stitution by the neglectful or improv ident; but It is believed by the group ot women who are now working out the details ot the scheme that such an institution might prove of the utmost general advantage, relieving the chil dren from poverty and suffering and simplifying the problem for those who wish to adopt a baby. New York Press. Diamonds and pearls are the ruling Jewels for great occasions. Attractive skirts and waists are Joined In semi-princess style. Broadcloth, in pale shades, is high ly popular for evening gowns. Skirts of zlbeline, in stripes and plaids, are worn with plain coats. Collars and lappels are wide and long on nearly all coats and Jackets. Coats distinctively separate and for dressy wear are long and rather full. Gold and silver cloth is used as lin ing to the sheer net yoke and sleeves. Jersey top petticoats are still pop ular and promise to Increase in de mand. White gilt buckles are still in evi dence; some fancy footwear has buck les matching the color ot the gown. The tucked sleeve is smaller than the one which is plain and either may be made in the full or shorter length. White. jet plays a leading part In decorating young girls' dance frocks, and it also decorates white and black gowns. Instead of satin for brides, this year will witness the dawning star of all dull finish crepe surface ma terial. For dressing sacques flannels and albatross are very appropriate as well as cotton crepe and other wash ma terials. Dutch collars will be worn in the house because of their comfort, but for modish street wear they will be less seen. v The beautiful willow plumes are coming into their own again after the rage for fruit trimmings on late sea son hats. There Is no trimming on a waist which gives it so much individuality as a touch of hand embroidery work or braiding. Pekin messaline is the name given to a particularly alluring silk striped chiffon cloth that Is quite a favorite for blouses. Among the new umbrellas are those with palmetto handles. The handles are handsomely carved and highly polished. Very pretty with coats and colored blouses is the deep cuff of linen with embroidery buttonholed scallops and pleated lace frill. Sumptuous wraps for the afternoon as well as for the evening are made with wlde,a loose sleeves, and many have the burnous drapery. Beads and braid combine to make some of the new and unusual caboch ons on hats and gowns. They are to be had in a variety of colors. THE SEASON'S New York City. Closings at the left of the front make the latest fea ture of fashion and children's dresses are shown so quite as well as the grown-ups. This one is essentially novel and extremely attractive. It is closed for its entire length with but tons and button holes above and be low the trimming, invisibly beneath the trimming, consequently It can be opened out and laundered with per fect success, and is especially well adapted to washable materials. Plaid Scotch gingham Is the one illustrated, with trimming of banding and but tons. Linen would be handsome so made, pique, and, indeed, almost all the simpler washable materials, while the model also can be used for the Inset Panel Lace. Coats for fancy wear have lace insertion on the collar. It is usually placed to form an Inset panel. Again, lace is used on the cuffs, entirely cov ering them, and a belt is designed of lace on the cloth, and cut to point low at the front. All pieces are stitched to the packet. Velvet Holds Sway. Velvet, both black and colored, holds sway as the material of the season. SEW DESIGNS wools of Immediate wear. Plaid wool material with trimming of black vel vet ribbon Is always smart and attrac tive and suits the design admirably well. Blouse and skirt portions are separate and are joined beneath a belt. The pleats over the shoulders give becoming breadth and the pleats at the back and sides of the skirt mean graceful fulness. The dress is made with blouse and skirt portions, which are joined and closed at the left of the front. The skirt is straight and the sleeves are made in one piece each. "Something Russian and something new," has a queer button and chain effect on each side of the coat. It Isn't clanky and prison-like, but very dashy. The hat shown here is of the ex treme rolled type, a winter straw and rose creation from the South. Deformed Crowns. Freak hats with deformed crowns and brims are again shown, but are merely "pour passer le temps" until the real fashions are announced and plumes are also appalling, so the wary are merely looking instead of buying. Design of Gloves. It really seems as if the gowns the present year had been specially designed to make plain women lovely and lovely-women sdll lovelier. A remarkably long wireless trans mission was recently recorded by the steamship Tennessee, five days out from Honolulu, which succeeded In catching a message from Table Bluff on the coast of California. The mes sage was a weather report, which was afterward verified by the Navy De partment. The distance ot transmis sion was 4580 miles. Sclcntlllo American. A little salt In one's drinking water Is "good medicine." Salt applications to the skin are wonderfully soothing and wholesome. There is nothing better as a wash for the throat and the nasal passages to prevent or to cure catarrhal troubles than a solu tion ot common salt in plain water the cheapest remedy one can find. Many persons give their eyes a daily bath of cold salt water, with satis factory results. Dr. E. E. Barnard, of Yerkes Ob servatory, secured photographs of Comet A 910 on January 21, 24, and February 1, 3, 4 and 6. Cloudy weather prevented the taking of any other photographs. Dr. Barnard in forms us that one ot the interesting teatures of this comet was an exten sion from the head about one-quarter of a degree long towanf the sun. This extension was in a line with the pro longation of the southern edge ot the tall. Scientific American. The mechanical laboratory ot the Polytechnic Institute, of Worcester, Mass., has undertaken a study of the relative thermal conductivity of rolled copper and of copper deposited by electrolysis and not rolled. The con ductivity of the rolled copper was found to exceed that of the electro lytic copper by thirty per cent. This Is an Interesting Instance of the change In the Internal structure of metals which is produced by mechan ical treatment. Scientific American. The American Opium Peril By HUGH C. WEIR. The slaves of opium comprise an army more than twice as large as the population of the United States and four times as large as the combined populations of Spain, Portugal, Greece, Denmark, Switzerland, Scot land, Sweden, Norway and Canada. Over 160,000,000 men, women and children are as helpless under the sway of the poppy as a chained slave under the lash of the task driver. During the year 1908, the drug claimed more than one million lives, nine-tenths of which were contribu ted by the nations of China, Burma and India. The significant fact, how ever, which is calling the world to arms, is that the opium curse Is sweeping westward. In the United States the drug has gathered more than twice as many victims as In any ' other English speaking country. This is why, be sides sending a delegation to the re cent International opium conference at Shanghai, President Roosevelt ap pointed a commfBBlon which is to probe the peril ot the poppy In Amer ican territory. Mention opium to your neighbor and he 'will shrug Indifferent shoul ders as he pictures, perhaps, a vague scene In Chinatown. Opium and the Chinese, to the mind of youf average newspaper reader, are Inseparable. He has never considered the poppy except as a factor that is ridding the world ot coolies, or which perhaps can quiet the sufferings from a broken limb or a broken sleep. It is because this Is so that we are facing to-day a series ot disagreeable facts. For the shadow of the opium curse has reached across the seas, from the old est civilization to one ot the newest, and Is striking at our sinews with a force and a cunning which only those who have made a first hand study of the problem can appreciate. Put nam's Magazine. Appeal. The Intrepid general (in the new order) was rallying her wavering troops. "Women!" she cried, "will you give way to mannish fears?" A murmur of indecision ran through the ranks, whereupon the leader shot the last arrow In her quiver: "Will you," she fiercely demanded, "show the white feather In a season when feathers are not being worn?" The effect was electrical. "Never!" roared the soldiery, and forming quickly in battle array they once more hurled themselves on the ene my. Puck. The Secret of Bronze. It has been supposed that the an cients had some method of harden ing bronze tools, the secret of which has been lost. Professor Gowland, ot the British Institute of Metals, says that the ancient bronzes were very Impure, so that their hardness could not have been due, as Is some times assumed, to their exceptional purity. On the other hand, Inasmuch as modern bronzes by careful ham mering can be made as bard as the undent ones, the legend of a lost art in bronze-hardening seems to be ex ploded. Youth's Companion. ner Renson. He "If you dislike me, why did you permltme to klssyou last night?" She "I felt that a really ought to make one Lenten sacrifice." Boston Transcript. DELAY IS DANGEROUS. When the kidneys art sick, tha whole body is weakened. Aches and pains and urinary ills come, and there is danger ot maDetes and fatal Brlght's disease. Doan's Kid ney Pills cure sick ' kidneys and impart strength to the whole system. Harry Hause, 30 Pound Ave., Milton, Pa., says: "Eight years ago I had to take to my bed. I consulted one phy sician after another, but In vain. My back was so sore I pW-jSCS -n couid not Bieep, and headaches and dizzy spells bothered me. After taking Doan's Kidney Pills, I passed gravel, and soon I was cured." Remember the name Doan's. For sale by all dealers. 60 cents a box. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y. Passing of the Bachelor. The typical old bachelor crusty, Ir ritable, solitary seems to be passing away, If Indeed he is not already ex tinct Nowadays there Is every en couragement for bachelordom, until It has developed from a single state to a united kingdom with royal palaces In all great cities. There was a time when the typical bachelor was pictured seated alone la a sadly neglected room, pushing a re luctant needle through unyielding cloth, as he strove awkwardly to sew a button on his coat, using the side wall of his room for a thimble. That Is all done away with now, when the Universal Valet Company, unlimited, sends its motor to the door of the bachelor aparements, and carries j away the garments of benedick, re turning them at nightfall, every but ton reinforced, every spot and stain effaced. And In what careless comfort does benedick live! Unhampered by fem inine niceties, he sets down his pipe where he will, and swings about his room In easy half dress, shouting the Stein Song at the top of his voice, without let or hindrance. Atlantic. An Acre of Ground. There are thousands of city, dwell ers, men on salaries none too' large, who might well consider a home in some small nearby suburb, with an acre or less of ground about the place. None but those who have actually had experience begin to realize the produc tiveness of a single acre when devoted to those things which so largely con stitute provisions.- A single acre will provide almost the entire living for a good-sized family, if worked. An acre of grass may keep a cow, but not a family. The father .will find him self a better man physically than he ever dreamed of being, as a result of even a little outdoor work each day; the fresh air and quiet will do won ders for the mother with nervous prostration, and if there are any boys and girls old enough to take a hand It will help them to a vitality which no city-grown ohlld ever knows. Trans portation in these days makes such residence possible, and few who try it care to go back to the old life. It's true there are fewer doctors In the block but then you need them less often. Think it over. Popular Me chanics. Funerals In China. The ostentation common to the rich Chinese is even observable In their funeral obsequies. Even if by chance a man should desire an unpretentious -burial, the thought ot such a thing would be abhorrent to his heirs, who would consider it a distinct slight both to themselves and to the family gods. In consequence, a rich man's funeral Is made Just as gorgeous and costly as his means will allow. The number ot pallbearers varies accord ing to the status of the deceased. Thirty-two, or even more, are frequent ly seen, "Spirit chairs" for the use of the dead Croesus in the future life are borne in the procession, together with venerted objects intended for the propitiation of the gods, while Idol of hideous appearance and uncouth shape are also carried. Wide World Magazine. ABANDONED IT For the Old Fashioned Coffee Was Killing. "I always drank coffee with the rest of the family, for It seemed as If there was nothing for breakfast . If we did not have It on the table. ! "I had been troubled some time . with my heart, which did not feel I right. This trouble grew worse steadily. "Sometimes it would beat fast and . at other times very slowly, so that I I would hardly be able to do work for an hour or two after breakfast, and if I walked up a hill, it gave me a severe pain. "I had no idea of what the trouble was until a friend suggested that perhaps it might be causel by coffee drinking. I tried leaving off the coffee and began drinking Postum. The change came quickly. I am now glad to say that I am en tirely well of the heart trouble and attribute the relief to leaving oft coffee and the use of Postum. "A number of my friends have abandoned the old fashioned coffee and have taken up with Postum, which they are using steadily. T are are some people that make Pfjtum very weak and tasteless, but ff it is boiled long enough, according to di rections, it is a very delicious bev erage. We have never used any of the old fashioned coffee since Postum was first Btarted In our house." Read the little book, "The Road to Wellvllle," in pkgs. "There's a Rea son." Ever read the above letter? A new one appears from time to time. The are genuine, true, and full of humaa interest,