t T Dc I Thin!; You Could Lift a tune In Silver Coins? IF YCJ DO YOU ARE MISTAKEN Two Hundred Pounds of Quarters V cVd Give You Only $3,657, While tni- tame Weight of Gold Would Civi $34,050 Woighl of Paper Monoy "1 vt; li 1 liatl nil the nioix-y I could lit. I" How until) of tilt; tlmliHaiHla wlm make tills Bet-rli'li-quick wlab Jitive titty bleu of the ninoiiut they would luive If tlio wish should lip , grauirtl. I'ew naiiie the tleiioiiiluatlun ' of tlic money on willed they desire to tet l!ieir strptigtlt. pprliitps believing tli. i ihelr llftiit!; powers would nmUe til m v.mlthy tio niiitter whitt kind of in. :t. Hiey lifted. If i'h-.v were iiwliod how imteli they co' Hi t In silver or small bills the ni;i. i it.v pi nliali!) would ninne some fa i u sum wlileli Investigation v u sltow several men eotild not In ! In Ruld or in paper money of la: .' denominations the ordinary in di , itial would be bli to lift u fair si. , : fortune, but to win n million by lliiiuK it in anything less thau tweuly dollar lillls would ueed the strength of u veritable Sandow. An ofllcial of the stiblrensury who is interested in odd statist ies in his do piiitiueiit was asked how uiurh money the average man could lift In the vari ous ileiiimilnntions of nold, silver anil paper 'Well." be replied, "a man eonlil niaUe money rn thai proposiilou If he could get hold ( f paper money of large denominations, but on the smaller bl' is, silver and gold he would not be n millionaire by any means. "Viie weight of money is very de ceptive. I'or instance, a young man, a friend of mine, came lu to see me one day with his fiancee. I was show ing them through my department aud asked my friend If Up thought the young woman was worth her weight in gold, lie did think so, most emphat ically, and after ascertaining that her weight was one HIT pouuds we flg Tired that she would be worth in gold coin exactly $'-8,047. Her fiancee thought that would be pretty cheap. "Perhaps more people are deceived on the weight of paper money than on the metals. Now, how tnnny one dol lar bills do you think would be neces If You Have Five Hundred Dollars Ton cannot do better than buy one of our popular Certificates of De posit, because interest begins immediately and is mailed to you every eix months, at the rate of 4 per annum, with no trouble whatever on your part. These interest payments will reach you as regularly as the time rolls round, and your principal is absolutely and unqualifiedly sate, protected by assets or more than 81XTE!N MILLION DOL LARS, besides the well known integrity of the officers and direotors of thia strong bank. Should you need money temporarily, these oer tiBcates will be accepted at their full value as collateral for loans. Booklets telling you all about them will be mailed on receipt of your address on a postal card, and the request for information puts you under no obligation to the bank. PITTSBURGH BANK.'SAVINGS 41AAVE and SMITffFTELD ST. PmBUJtCH PA . OVER, 16 MILLION DOLLARS Write for Booklet O 0. nsiiirL Tt: Star's Want Column ATLANTIC CITY Cape May Anglesea, Wildwood, IIollv Beach, Ocean City, Sea.'Isle City, N.J. 'PENNSYLVANIA RAILROAD EASTER 16-DAY EXCURSION Thursday, March 24th, 1910 x Special tr in i f Pari Di Cars, Pittsburgh at 8.53 a. ni. and $10.00 ' J Ickets irood only SI2 OO 1 (PSi J Ifto-ts irood only In.'uurlu'S 1 Tirkels nitnil In parlor or SliM'p- ( lnc I'iips In I'omiHi-tlo.i wlili 1 13,1. . J. . ',"": " 1'iHlnihn tl.-kHs EASTER. SUNDAY ON THE BOARDWALK For leaving time of trains, top-over privileges, and full In- 7 formation consult nearest Ticket Agent, or Thos. E. Watt, D. r. A.,m rourtli Ave., Cor. Smlthfletd 8t., PlttsburRh, Ponn'a. J. R WOOD Passenger TrafBc Manager y sary to weigu as mucn as a nve ooi lar gold piece V"(,' , Fifty was ventured it a guess, and tho statistician laughed "I have bad guesses on that all t lie way from lin to no i." he said, "and some of th'.vn from men who tvive handled money for years. As a mat ter of fact, with a live dollar' gold piece in one scale you wnnl.l have to put about six and a half bills In the oilier to balance It " , He produced figures to prove that a the dollar gold pleVe weighed two hundred and ninety-six thousandths of tin ounce avoirdupois. An employee who makes the new bills up in pack ages of 100 each said that a hundred bills weighed four and one-half ounces That would make one bill weigh forty five thousandths of an ounce, and be tween six and seven would balance the gold piece. Figures on the lifting proposition were furnished from the department where the money Is weighed in bnja as standards. The standard amount for gold coin, $3,000, weighs eighteen and a half pounds. Five hundred sil ver dollars weigh thlrty-Uve and a half pounds, and $"00 In half dollars, or 400 coins, weighs eleven pounds. Tak ing aw pounds ns a good lift, for an average man, these results were ob tained: M ETA I, MONEY, (lotil coins (all of Btandai d weight) JS4.0T.o ri0 Filver dollars 2.1117.00 Half dollars 3,Mil.U0 Uuartcrs S.'SiV.lH tunics 3,015. si) Nickels X tllT.im Cents iSfc.iil PAPER MONEY. One dollar lillls $71,111 Two dollar tiills Five dollar hills Ton dollar 1 Ills 711,110 Twenty dollar tiills 1,4J2,21)U Kitty dollar bills 3S,a.K,0 One hundred dollar bills 7.111.110 Five hundred dollar bills 3r.rr,5.!j:.o Thousand dollar bills 71.ltl.liJ0' Two hundred pounds of $10,000 gold eertllleates. the largest denomination Issued by the United States govern ment, would amount to enough to finance a full grown trust $711, 111, 000. If the young woman who was worth $28,047 In gold coin had been worth her weight in these $10,000 eer tlllcntes she would huve been valued nt $380,444,385. F. T. Pope Jn Chicago Record-Herald. Appreciated. Tubb Old boy, I want to congratu late you ou your speech at the lmti ipiet last night. O'Sudds (after wait ing a moment) I know you do, pard. and you're awfully sorry you can't do It truthfully. I appreciate the effort. .iut the same. Nasty weather, isn't J fMiiflo 'l"-iilll. LT, never fails to bring results, Dining'Car and Coaches leaves runs through to Atlantic City. In nai'lies From Reynoldsville. Tickets eood for pus hh o on Hpeclul Trains and its connections or on triu ns li'uvlnii I'IMh huruli at I S p. m., g 33 p. tn., and (H.V p. in. Sleep ing Our. onlyl, and thoir cni.nuctious. . GEO. W BOYD General Passenger Agent land c;: :3. Queer Creatures That nunn In For ests Tar From the Ion. One of t!i: roiiiNioiii .il in d l!a' lar gest of the Christ mils l.,liilu,l luiul (t:i!k Is tilt' well known rolilier cruli, w!i: li la found In tuoMt of til" troplcnl I.;!;iihI-i of tlie liiillnli ii lid I'licUIc oi'iMins It BOinetimi's reneliin a lenlli of two fci't and umy meiisiire hi-vuii Indies iktosh tile bnck. Its colors nre of n vei.i gniuly description, tlie crornd color Ui lng a blight red, upon which there m o Rti'lpeu of yellow, hut In g nne runes n purplish blue Is the provnlllii;; tint. The eyes are fixed on stiilUs which can be moved Independently of one un other, and there are two pairs of feel ers, one long, the other short. The hit ter pair are continually jerked up and down. There Is a pair of powerful clawa, then several walking legs. In general appearance these animals are nntcb more like rather stout lobsters than crabs, and one's first encounter with one of these creatures In the mid dle of a forest far from the sea Is pro ductive of much astonishment mi hoi It sides. Another species of hind cnili com nion In Christ mns Island Is u III lie bright red iiiilinal which In icncr.tl shape Is much like the common shore crab. This variety makes burrows In the ground, and In some places the soli Is honeycombed with hundreds. of holes. The crabs spend most of their time collecting dead leaves, n hleh they carry In their claws, holding them up over their heads mid drag down Into their burrows. Into which they scuttle at the least alarm.--Pearson's Magazine. DR. JOHNSON. He Never Said a Word About Talcing a Walk Down Fleet Street. The wit and wisdom of that great man lr. Johnson were of the sledge hammer order and Invariably pr"ce:lod by "sir," so that it is comparatively easy for any one who has ncipilred I lie trick to Invent a retort or remark In the Johnsonian style. One of the most effective of these pseudo sayings of the doctor Is, "And now. sir." said Dr. Johnson, "we will take n walk down Fleet street." There can le but little doubt that Dr. Johnson did make this remark, for he was always wall: lng down Meet street, but It is inn recorded that he did so. The saying Is due to George Augustus Sala. wh; when the magazine Temple Par was being started by Mr Maxwell liiing Ined a quotation from tins well as a motto for the venture. The thing was intended as n Joke, but for a h-ng while It was absolutely believed to be a quotation from llnswell. nnd per haps there are still some who would say unhesitatingly that Dr. Johnson did Ray the words, so seemingly au thentic are they However. Sala blm self always acknowledged that be In vented the phrase and added that to the best of his knowledge nnd belief Dr. Johnson bad never said a word about taking a walk down Fleet street. There are other legends about Johnson, however, which it Is not so easy to kill. London Globe Salt ns a Medicine. I have In the past seven or eight years found the advantage of putting a little salt In all the water 1 drink. I nlso put a little salt, with sugar and milk, in every cup of ten. coffee or co coa 1 use. I have beeu a resident In the trop ics for over forty years and except for a sprained, unkle have not had oc casion to call lu a doctor or to take any medicine lu the last thirty years. I believe every one's health lu the tropfes would be very much better If be used more stilt 1 llnd the beuellt of drinking n tumbler of cold water with a little salt In It every morning on rising at about B o'clock, before my bath or cup of cocoa, which I usually take between u:W and 0. If people could be Induced to try the easy ami cheap method of taking n Ill tie common salt with the Water they drink they would lu the generality of cases tlnd that they would seldom re (quire other medicine.-V. N. Uurn In Chambers' Journal. Poisonous Gas Geyser. In the midst of the great faunal wil derness near Nairobi, Africa, Is u big blowhole In the earth Issuing poison ous gases. Surrounding this hole for mauy yards are piled bones of dead animals poisoned by this gas geyser Dogs dragged by ropes over tho hole were killed In less than a minute. The gas has been found to be hydrochloric, coming iron) some votcnnic uepiu The death trap has been fenced, and billed with warnings. - New York Press. Sprinkling a Trestle. A wooden trestle on the Klamath Lake railroad, In Oregon, Is protected from fire in the dry season by a sys tem of sprinklers which keep It con tinually wet." A pipe runs the entire length of the trestle between the tracks, and nt short distances are holes through which the water Is sprayed over the structure. Popular Mechanics. No Use. "You say Jones is down and out? Why, It was only a little while ago that he told me be bad the key of success." ' "He did, but the poor fellow wasn't able to find the keyhole." Exchange. Made Her a Fright. ' "Mrs. Jones has a new bat" "Well, you look- mightily pleased nbout it" "You Just ought to see how It looks on her." Houston Post. THE SILVAND0. Queer Whistling Languors of the Ca nary Islend Natives. Ill Gomera. ;l.e of Hie smallest of the Camay Island'. Pie .-.hando, or Whistling I.: '..gunge, slirvl.es. A cor re: iHindeiil w rites: "A t.aveler must laud at the little pnt of San Sebastian iieil I lien' i ll a inuleii er from the Li te! lor Wl'h him he must fide up the sleep bridle palhs th;U wind through the mountains. When no longer any living thing Is within sight and the wilderness Is only bn l:en by the crim son tlower of the iiiriui growing lu the clefts of the rock, the muleteer dismounts, sets his forell tigers togeth er at a rl;:ht angle and places them In his mouth. An urrnw of piercing sounds shoots ncr iss the ravines nnd up the stony terraces Into tho fast nesses of the mountains. A moment's pause nnd there comes it thin, almost uncanny, answering whistle from far away. Conversation begins nnd, as the sounds rise and full, are stnecn toed or drawn out, so they are faith fully echoed and transmitted by the hills. "Then comes the ghostly reply, mill then question nnd iinswer follow with out hesllallou or misunderstanding. Perhaps the stranger will ask, 'What are you doing there?" Answer: 'There is a traveler with me. One of our mules is lame. Can you bring us n fresh one?' 'Yes. I can. Do you want anything; else?' 'You might bring some milk along If you have nny.' nnd so on. That the conversation is correctly Interpreted Is presently con firmed by the arrival of the mule and the milk, nnd the distance that sepa rated the parties to (he dlalogu- turns out to be nliotlt three miles. "Long notes and short notes, rising and falling tones, go to make this mar velous means of comiiiuiil.nl Ion. No record Is lo be found of Its origin or history, and it will he a thousand pities If scIentiM-1 Investigation Is not made before the sllvanih) Is added lo the list of dead languages, ns assur edly It will he within the next two or three general Inns." Chicago News. STRANGE COMPANIONS. The "Happy Family" and a Kitten and a Hawk. The first publje exhibition of a "hap py family" In Kiighind was given nbout fifty yenrs ago, when there were shown a monkey, a cat, several rats and three or four pigeons In one cage. The monkey was on excellent terms with the cat so long as puss would allow him to warm himself by cud dling her; otherwise he would show his vexation by slyly giving her tall a nip with his teeth. The birds Qercbed on the cat's back and pecked at her fur. and the rats were ns friendly with their nntural enemy ns If she were one of their own sort ' A lady walking lu the Isle of Wight observed a little kitten curled up on a mossy bank taking a midday nap. As she stopped to stroke it a hawk swooped down and, pouncing upon the kitten, hid it from Bight. The lady, fearing for the life of the kitten, tried to rescue It, but the hawk firmly faced her, stood at bay and re fused to move. She hastened to a fisherman's cottage and told the in mates of the impending tragedy. "It's always so," they said, laughing. "That bawk always comes down if any one goes near the kitten. He has taken to It and stays near at band to wntch whenever It goes to sleep." The lady, greatly Interested, made further Inquiry nnd learned that the kitten's mother had died, after which the nursling was missed for several days. One day the hnwk was Been about the cottage picking up scraps of meat and enrrying them to the roof of the cottage. The fisherman climbed up and found the lost kitten nestled In n hole in the thatch nnd thriving under the care of Us strango foster father. It was brought down nnd restored to the cot tage, but the hawk would not resign bis charge and was always nt hand to rescue the kitten from tho caresses of strangers. Philadelphia North Amer ican. Dictionary Lore. 'Tolsou" and "potion" nre doublets, the former being an older form of tho Intter. Both are derived from the Latin "potare," to drink, and "poison" lu its original sense signified merely something to drink. While the word "human" used ns meaning "a human being" Is now only colloquial or humorous, Lowell In the Introduction to the "Blglow Pa pers" chldcd Bartlett for Including It l In his "Dictionary of Americanisms" and remarked that It was Chapman's hnhl'ual phrase In his translation of Homer nnd that It Is found also in the old play of "The Hog Hath Lost HlsI'earl." Itochester Democrat and Chronicle. A Flame Combination. If a small quantity of chlorate of potash be powdered and mixed with an equal quantity of powdered sugar a caudle may be lighted by means of the mixture without matches. Place a little of it in the depression around the wick of a candle that has been. 'previously used and then touch the mixture with a glass rod the end of which has been dipped In oil of vitriol. It will burst Into flame, light ing the candle. An Evasive Answer. 'TYe dined at Mrs. Cranklclgh's InBt night" "I suppose you had a good dinner." "Well, we found out that Mrs. Cranklelgh Is an active member of the society for boycotting all the hlgn priced foodstuffs." Cleveland Plato Dealw. . A Fur !!. -Three visitors tr.n. !i;g l:i .'ie isle ct Man thou;;'if they v.'unld v ;.,.'; Sunefell the king 0" M i:':v hi-iuiiLihis. Whet v.eikiii' up I own nl the luoiinliiiii tliej t un oU she:ii nl coining t'nuuv. K.e:a. They tlunig'ii:. t'uey would ta!:c a rice otit of him, s i one nocostrd him, saying: "They tell me, old man, yutt can see i:n:;l:tnd, Scotland, hi hind nnd even as far as Ame:ica frnm the top of tills mountain." "Oil, yes!" salil the old man. "If you will coine wllh me I will show yon much farther than America." fio. chuckling to themselves, they de cided to follow hhn. After trudgln;; for n limit half nn hour up the moun tain fide hi a boiling sun they began to feel ra titer fagged and kept asking the shepherd how much farther tlic.v had to go. He kept urging them on a little far ther until nt last the three vlrltors la" down on the grass nnd said t'le.v v.-ouM go no farther for any sight. "Now," said the old man, "If you v. Ml sit here long enough you wlil see tJe moon." " Buried on His Herr;. Lord Da ere. who died llithvi for t!'- Lancastrians nt iTowton. Knglatid. In Mill, directed that If he were l;illi-i !v the battle his favorite war hor eshot'l ! be Iniiieil In the same grave with h!"i According to Ills whites, when Ids I'-i termcnt took place hi f-'a::-j:i oY:r 'I yard after the bade n trt ini inlons grave was dug. nnd la II 'he Wiirrt-ir was buried, . seated npri.-lit m !.!. horse. For centuries re"cc!iaiis we:" cast upon the accuracy of this tradi tion, but some years arf will!" e"e: vat ions were heln'r innde do o by the reputed burial place of Lord Dacre Un pick of n dlg;er struck Into a great lione, nnd upon further search behijj made the ;i;ull of a big horse was brought to the suffice. As this was found almost at the very spat under which the body of Lord I acre wn'i said to lie It was accepted as confirma tion of the trndlllon, particularly ns the skull was found to lie standing verti cally In the soil. The skull was re placed carefully In Its original position and the excavation filled up. Queer Creatures. There nre microscopic creatures which live lu roof gutters and en the bark of trees nnd are known ns water bears and wheel nnlmalculae. If al lowed to dry up under the microscope they can be seen to shrivel Into shape less mnsses. which may be kept for yenrs uninjured In the dried state. On being placed, after this long interval, In water they gradually plump up, rev sume their proper shape and move about In search of food JuBt as If noth ing had happened. Much the same Is true for the minute worms which, from the substances In which they live, are known as paste and vinegar eels. Well known Is the fnmous case of the desert snail which, retracted Into its shell, was fastened to a tab let in the British museum and show ed no sign of life for seven years, when one morning It was found crawl ing hungrily about the glass case that formed its prison. Westminster Ga zette. Saluting With the Hat Before the invention of wigs the bat was rarely removed except to salute others, especially royal personages. It was worn at table when ladles or per sons of rank were present Except when saluting royalty It was the cus tom merely to raise the hand to the I hat somewhat after the manner of n 1 military sulute. When It became the mode to wear a profusion of false hair the hat was less needed as a protec- I tlon'for tho head and was carried un der the arm. A Retiary. A retlnry was the name ot n Roman glndlator armed lu a peculiar way. lie was furnished with a trident and net, with no more covering than a short tunic, nnd with these Implements he endeavored to entangle nnu dispatch his adversary, who was called a sec u tor (from seqtii, to follow) and was armed with a helmet, a shield and n sword. The name of the first Is pro nounced as if spelled re-shl-a-ry, the accent on the first syllable. WINDSOR HOTEL W. T. HruhHker, Mur. Midway between broud St. Station tind Remit n ff Tni-mlnnl on Filbert fit. Europfan UK per day and up. AmorlcHn f '.SO pfr diiy and up. 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