THE TROOPERS. T CLIHT01? BOOLLABO. ' iWe elattered into the village street, and up to tlie Hose nd Crown, And we roared a toaat to tha Tory bout as wo toaaed Ilia liquor down: "Long life to Uonerul Washington! Ho'a a gentleman, we trowl But death to a tiling like a tyrant king, and liia vaaaal, my grcnt Lord Howal" Then we dolTed the hnt ni down we nnt, nnd 1mde him fntton tlie board. And when he whimpered and wheeled and whined we gnve a clank of the tword; By liia own wido hearth 'twas a matter for mirth to we him bend and cow, Thii cringing thing to a tyrant king, and Ida viihmiI, my great Lord Howe. We had ridden fat, we had ridden far, anil under the star had loit Out of th night fur the foray-light we into the dawn had crept; Long and late we had laughed at fate, we had hungered oft, and now Twaa a goodly thing to feast like a king, nnd lna vamml, my great Lord Howel iWe had kiaard our mother anil kiaard our wivea ami kiaaed our sweetheart true; A a grain of amid we hud held our lives in the work we had to do; We were "Keliels" nil. proud name, (loci wot! brcntiao wo would not bow Our heads to a thing like a tyrant king, nnd hi vaaanl, my great Lord Jlowe! "To aaddle, IndH!" wna the word we heard leap blithe from the raptain'i tongue. So we raised a rnuae for the Tory house a out of the door we thing: "Long lifo to' (ieneral Washington! llo'a a gentleman, we trow! But death to a thing like a tyrant king, nnd hi vaaxnl, my great Lord Howe! Leslie Magazine, The Girl With Ideas. What She Did For Richard Corwln & Co. And Why. W. R. ROSE. In Cleveland Plain Dealer. The gray haired man ut thu desk picked up tho receiver. "Suddenly 111?" bo said. "I'm jnrry. Not serious? I'm glad of Hint. You hnve Bent a substitute? Very well. Hopo you will recover soon." Ho hung up the recnlver i llttlo -hurriedly uud a frown clouded bis lace. "If there was n bnsobnll gnmo on to-dny nnd that girl was a boy, I'd have my suspicions," ho muttered. "Theso vacntlon nttiicks grow nioro frequent. 1 fancy there must bo n matrimonial cloud on tho horizon." Ho looked around and saw that he was not alone. A slender young woman, plainly dressed, stood nt n llttlo distance awaiting his attention. "Ah, you are here," he said. "Can you take dictation?" Tho glii stepped forward. "Yes, sir," sho nnswered. She laid aside her hat and jacket nnd seat ing: herself by tho desk, took up pad and pencil. Tho gray haired man rapidly dic tated several letters, mnklng notes from time to tlmo on tho correspond ence lying; before him. "Typewrite those-," ho said. Sho brought the letters to him presently, then turned bnck to the typewriter nnd clicked off a brief note. "These seem to be all right," said the man nt the desk. "I think that will finish up for this nfternoon. If Laura Isn't down to-morrow, you may come again." The girl bowed. "There Is ono more letter," she aid. He took the note she handed him, nnd after a quick glance at her, read It aloud. "Sir," the note began, "I am not the girl you expected. I'm an out-of-town girl looking for employment, but not ordinary work. I want op portunities, because I'm a girl with Ideas. You will find me useful if you give mo a trial." The man at the desk dropped the note on the desk. "That's an extraordinary communi cation,'' he said. "What's jour name?" "Ida Bruce." He faintly smiled nnd looked back nt the note. "Your first name Is perilously close to ideas," he said. He settled back In his chair. "And you think we need Ideas?" he mildly asked. "Yes," the girl replied; "that was By Idea In coming here." He smiled again, "We have built up a fairly com fortable business," he said, "without feeling any necessity for employing a purveyor of Ideas. We are careful and conservative. Our name Is a val uable asset, nnd our goods speak for themselves. While the concern Is ound, we haven't a dollar to waste on experiments." He paused and studied the face of the girl. "This Is the opportunity I hoped to find," she quietly said. "You can have no objection to extending your volume of trade?" "Not the slightest objection," he replied. He was amused by her grav ity. "But, as I have said, we haven't penny for experiments. We are alow and sure and safe." The girl nodded. "That's a good expression," she said. "I must make a note of it. You do not object to my using It?" She was very amusing. "Not in the least," he replied. How do you propose to utilize it? Not on the stationery of the newly organized Aero Club?" She gravely shook her head. "It would be much more appropri ate on the letterheads of the super intendent of the Erie Canal." The man suddenly laughed. ' "That's very good," he said. "So good that I'm going to ask you to out line your methods of procedure. I'll admit I'm a little curious. This is the first time I've encountered a purveyor fit ideas." Again the girl gravely nodded. r "our profession," she said, "is a good deal like all the others. We don't display our entire stock at a single sitting. This is true of the lawyer, of the doctor, of the profes sor. Each preserves a wise reticence regarding the full extent of his knowl edge. This very proper course is fol lowed by the idea expert, too." The man at the desk was still amused. "But may not this idea of reticence be taken to conceal a lamentable icarcity of stock?" She slightly smiled. "Yes, and that Is true of all the oilier professions." Sho drew n llttlo closer to his denk. "I will Hay nothing about trespassing on your time," she said, "because 1 hopo to make you understand that tho tlmo you glvo me is an excellent Investment." "(lo on," said tho man nt tho desk. "I will try to talk fast and to tho point," she responded. "What are tho local conditions that confront mo? A conservative bonne, careful and se cure, and mildly successful. The light hardware specialties It manufactures are favorable known to the trade, but should bo. Tho houso clings to old patterns, nnd to old methods pat terns that won favor twenty years ago, mid hods that are not In lino with modern business progress." She paused and looked steadily at the man. "I offer no defense," ho snld. "What do yon propose to recommend as n remedy?" "Ideas," sho nnswered promptly. "Yes. Emphatic, but Indefinite. Give mo ono Idea as a sample." "Advertise." He Blowly shook his hend. "We have never found It necessary to ndvertlse," he said. "Hut advertising mustn't be re garded as heroic treatment. It Ih a steady stimulant thnt leaves only good effects. One moment." Sho turned to her table nnd rapidly pen ciled a sketch nnd a few lines of rend ing matter. The man nt the desk watched the deft fingers. "There," she snld, "Is a bit of copy for a display nd. of your flour do lis pnttern of door trimmings. The catch line Is 'Art Trimmings.' I think It would draw attention." The man stared nt the copy. "Thnt looks good to me," he said. "But we hnvo paid very little atten tion to our mall order business." The girl smiled. "Thnt can nil be hnndled outside If you think best. The question is, can you furnish the goods?" "Yes," replied the man. "We can Increase our output very greatly. And wo can handle tho mall order busi ness too, If It looks worth while." lie suddenly laughed. "See here, young woman, are you trying to hyp notize me?" "I am merely confronting you with a fascinating idea," she answered. But to show my good faith I will give this ad. a trial at my own ex pense you to pay me a commission of five per cent, on every cash order It brings in." The man laughed. "Go ahead!" he cried. "Your terms nre accepted. But don't go too deep." "Thank you," said the girl. "You may look for me again in a day or two." "Come in any time," the man re marked. He laughed and turned back to his desk. He laughed again as the sound of the closing door told him the girl had gone. "That was decidedly funny," he muttered. "Smart girl, but over con fident. Seems to believe in herself, too. I'll have to write to Jack about her." Ho drew a Bheet forward. "My dear boy," he wrote, "your last letter was still more reassuring. But you mustn't be in any hurry to come home. I don't want to hustle you back to Arizona again. I need you here, lad, but there can be no hurry where your health Is concerned. I am afraid you find my letters very dry and prosy.- But we made a de parture here to-day that will amuse you. We are going to advertise! Think of that, boy. The musty old house of Richard Corwln & Company Is going to solicit trade through the medium of printers' ink. It is the suggestion of a bright young woman who drifted in hero to-day and an nounced herself as a purveyor of Ideas. And she seemed so sincere that I couldn't turn her out. She Is to look after the advertising and take her pay in commissions. Does this eal por jpeed VENTURE to think that one evil which has not attracted the attention of the community at large, but which is likely to grow in importance as the inequality between the poor and the rich In our civilization is studied, Is the de lay in the administration of justice between individuals. The inequality that exists in our present administration of justice, and that, sooner or later, is certain to rise and trouble us and to call for popular condemnation and reform, is in the unequal burden which tho delays and expenses of litigation nnder our system Impose on the poor litigant. Extract From Speech by William H. Taft Before the Vir ginia Bar Association. ound ai It your old father wa break ing down. Don't believe It. He can still drive a hard bargain, The girl with ideas la coming back In a day or two with more ideas, no doubt. I'll konp you posted." Two days Inter the girl returned. She came In briskly and took off her hnt and jacket. "The advertising Is placed," she an nounced, "and 1 have another idea to submit." She paused and looked nt the man Inquiringly. "Take tho sent there," he said. "How Is the Idea tank?" "Bubbling morrlly, thank you," she answered. "Here Is the latest thing that steamed over." Sho laid a neat pen and ink sketch before him. He looked at It curiously, "What's this?" he askod. "That's a calendar frame for desk use, It has a hinged back to pro tect the date cards and facilitate the chnnges. This should be stampod out of motnl nnd finished In bronze. The little design nt the top of the frnmo Is Time chasing the hours. It's a fanci ful Idoa of my own." The man stared at the drawing. "Well," he said. "I want to find out whnt you will charge me for thoso frames in 1000 lots, and how soon the first 1000 will bo ready for delivery. They muat be out for the holiday trado." The man stared nt the drnwlng. "That'B tasty," he murmurod. "Go ing to advertise It?" "Yos. Right away. I have an or der for tho first 1000 and you must soe thnt tho prlco Is right." Tho mun continued to stnre at the drawing. "We have never done anything in tho novelty lino," he slowly snld. "This will prove n good beginning," snld the girl with Ideas. Tho man looked up. "I think It will," he said. "Come In to-morrow morning." A Utile later the man wrote again to his son. "Tho girl with Ideas hasn't desortod us," ho wrote. "She was In to-dny with a design for an Improved cal endar frame for desk uso. It Is really a pretty thing. She wants us to make them for her nnd I'm going to do It. Somehow she Inspires me with confi dence. If anybody hnd come in here n month ngo with the suggestion that wo go Into the novelty business I would have called for help. You shall hnve a frame ns soon as they are out. And you haven't coughed for seven weeks? Splendid!" When the girl came in the next morning the figures she wanted were ready for her. She studied them carefully. "The price Is satisfactory," she ndded; "my profit on the first 1000 will approximate $300." "They will be rendy for you In Just ten days," said the man. "I am having the boxes made," the girl told him. "Here Is my idea for a cover design." The man looked at the drawing. "In very good taste," he said. "It will nttract attention. By the way, your 'Art Trimmings' adB. bore fruit to-day. They brought us twenty- seven mall orders and sixty-two re quest for catalogues. "I have an Idea," .said the girl, "that you need a new catalogue let mo prepare it." The man made a feeble protest. "That catalogue has been in use twenty years," he said. "It looks it," was the glrl'Bs com ment. The mall orders came In more and more rapidly, and the Invoices of the trado grew larger. It was evident that a good many people had noticed the "Art Trimmings" ad. The man at the deBk was greatly pleased, al though ho was careful to curb his feelings. Consequently, when the young woman brought in a new design he regarded It in a reserved manner. "This Is not a new Idea of mine," she explained. "I've had It for some ti ne. It Is a colonial Inkstand. The framework holding the glass recepta cle is a pair of antique andirons In polished brass. I call It the 'May flower.' " ' The man looked at the drawing, holding it close, and at arm's length. Then be said" a most surprising thing. "Young woman," he demanded, "what are you going to do with all your money?" She laughed merrily. "I have an Idea that I may take an Interest in the house of Richard Cor wln & Company." "All right," said the man. "I think that would be the cheapest way to dispose of you. Perhaps you don't know it, but you are making us a great deal of trouble. Our mail order department has been enlarged out of all reasonable proportions. We have doubled our force in the foundries. That advertising of yours has done the mischief. My boy won't know the business when he comes back. And here you are conjuring up more work for us. He stared at the drawing. "It can't help selling. The 'Mayflower.' eh? It's all right." r. ler ce. Tha girl looked at him with a gen tie smile. "Then you feel frlondly toward the girl with ideas?" He nodded emphatically. "I freely admit," he declared, "the house of Richard Corwln & Co. can't afford to lose you. We must have a contract of some sort. The girl nodded. "I have thought of that," she snld. "You spoke of your son just now. He ha an Interest In the houso, I be lieve?" "Yes. He Is In Arlr.onn, whore he went for his health. He tins quite re covered and will soon be homo. I've written to him about you." "And whnt did he say?" The man laughed. "He seemed to be greatly amused, nnd utterly refused to take you seri ously." The girl looked thoughtful. "I have a new Idea," sho sold. "If you excuse mo I will write a letter." She wont to the typewriter. "Whnt 1b your son's first name, Mr. Corwln?" sho demurely asked. The mnn stared nt hor. "His nnme Is John," he abruptly answered. "Thank you," she smilingly said. In a llttlo while tlio brought the letter to him. "I have been suggesting a partner ship to young Mr. Corwln," bIio said. "A partnership!" "Ploase rend the letter." He took the sheet hesitatingly and then read the contents half aloud. " My denr Jack,' It begun, 'your father Is reading this letter and I am nnxlounly watching htm. He has Just ndmlttcd thnt he approves of me, and so I think it high time to take him Into our confidence. I mean to tell him all about It Just ns soon ns he gives mo the opportunity. I will tell him how I wns caring for my nlllng father when I met you. And how, later on, nfter you hnd told me about your father, I determined to see him In my own way when I returned to the city. I meant to try to gain his favor. I hope when ho writes he will let you know I have succeeded. It this was not a semi-public letter I would tell you, dear, how I long for your return, nnd how I am counting the days. IDA.' " The man laid down the Bheet very gently. "If you will leave this letter with me for a moment or two I will add a postscript," he gravely said. "Yos," she answered, and met his gaze bravely. "You have an Idea that you will marry my son," ho slowly said. "Yes," she answered again. He suddenly put out his hand. "All right, Ida," he briskly said. "I really think that Is tho best nnd simplest way for Richard Corwln & Co, to keep a firm hold on you." Fatigue of the eyes and more or less persistent ocular troubles are produced by the rapid and brief ex citations of the retina by the cinemat ograph. A French physician has given the natno of clnematnphthalmla to affections of this character. Typhoid fever carriers Is the term given to those who may be Infected by the typhoid germ and yet themselves free from the disease. According to statistics, based oh fifty-seven cases reported by various physicians, about three-fourths of all carriers thus far recorded are women, and with very few exceptions the carriers have been engnged in some occupation, such as cook, baker or dairyman, which has ennbled them to transmit the typhoid bacteria to food products, or they were Inmates of Insane nsylums and careless in their personal habits. Car riers have In some instances had ty phoid fever but a short time previous to their examination, and In others several years before. Dr. Albert be lieves that many people carry typhoid germs for a time without sickness. In some metallurgical and chemical operations Rteam is admitted to large vats or tanks for the purpose of agi tating, and, in tome cases, heating their contents. In special cases, says the Scientific American, the consump tion of steam for this purpose Is enormous. It is often possible to ob tain better results by mixing air with the steam. This may be accomplished by using an ordinary Injector. To in sure the proper working of the de vice, the steam Is first turned on, then the valve of the injector gradually opened until the desired amount ot air is obtained. By the use of this device, better agitation Is secured, the contents of the tank or vat suffer less dilution, and there Is a large saving in the amount of steam used. A Century Club of Newspapers. The St. Louis Republic being pleased with itself for completing, last year, a century of existence, set about to discover what companions it hail in that experience. It has found that eighty-two American newspapers are a hundred years old or older, this year; and it has gathered them in a Century Club, and published a club book, telling who the members are and how old, and where they live. The oldest surviving papers in the country seem to be the North Ameri can and the Saturday Evening Post, both of Philadelphia. Both of them began life in 1728. Next comes the Maryland Gazette, of Annapolis, which dates from 1745. MR. (1LUMM. My old friend Mr. (Jlmtiin declares That holidays are all a sell; Tlmy interfere with our attaint And coat a lot of caah aa well. 'And yet hia worda cannot provoke My envy for his hoarded mint. I'd rather find myanlf dead broke, Than view the world like Mr. (Jlumm. ITe vows that featlval event Aro but rehenraala for ill health. He taatce no plenaant condimoiita, Unit-, perehaneo, 'tin done hy tealtll, But e'en dyspepsia cannot makn My vicma of life to liia aiireiimb, I'd rather have a atomaeh ai-iie, Than niirae a grouch like Mr. (lliirnm. Washington War. BOY CORRECTED. Small Boy "My father wns a gen eral." Small Olrl "You mean yor mar, don't yor?" M. A. P FOOLINO THE BOY. "Why do they want to proBorve the grent American forests, pa?" "So .that they can have forest fires, my son." Puck. GOING THE PACE. "Edgar, I hnve dreamt three times thnt you bought mo a now hat." "It's fenrful, you will ruin mo with your dreams." Fllengendo Blaettor. NO KICK COMING. You have a band on your hat, I soe, M. Boblnnrd. Havo you suffered somo mlaforttino?" "Oh, no. I'm a widower." Polo Molo. MATRIMONIAL DIFFICULTIES. Mrs. Hnrlem "Mr. Bronx has at last got his daughters oft his hands." Mr. Harlem "Yes; but ho hnHn't got their husbands on their feet yet." Judge. FIGURATIVELY, OF COURSE. Youngwed "I always crack up my wife's biscuits." Mr. Bachelor "Heavens! Are they as hard as that?" Boston Transcript. CHARGE REFUTED. "Isn't Maudo rathor cruel In her nature?" "Cruel! Why sho wouldn't step upon tho tiniest little mouse." Bos ton Transcript. YOUTH AND MATURITY. Population Twenty Thousand "Make a noise for our town! " Population Three Hundred Thou sand "Let's have a noiseless city I " Kansas City Times. DEMEANOR ANALYZED. "Your chauffeur seems very re spectful," said the guest. "That air of deferential solicitude," replied Mr. Chugglns, "Is not respect. It Is sympathy." Washington Even ing Star. WHAT THEY DO. "It makes me awfully nervous to ride in the subway," she was saying, "the men snore so." "Asleep?" asked her friend. "No," said she, "Just reading their papers." New York Press. DID HE SNAP THEM? "I have been taking some moving pictures of life on your farm," said a photographer to an agriculturist. "Did you catch my laborers In mo tion?" asked the farmer. "I think so." "Ah, well, science Is a wonderful thing." Philadelphia Inquirer. FROM THE STYX NEWS BUREAU. Rip Van Winkle (meeting Mun chausen) "It's a wonder, sir, that Borne Jester of your time did not call you Baron of Truth." Munchausen "You were some thing of a prevaricator yourself, Rip. Didn't you He In the woods for twenty years?" Boston Transcript. REAL THRIFT. "Evangeline," said the old gentle man, as he reached for his slippers, "is that young man a good saver?" "Saver!" echoed the pretty girl, with enthusiasm. "Why,'' papa, I should say so. Do you know, he has actually saved twelve Lincoln pennies in the last two weeks." Chicago News. GOOD SCHEME. Tall Office Boy "What's the old man giving you his good cigars to smoke for? Does he want you to cut out cigarettes?" Short Office Boy "Naw! His wife is coming down to make a touch be fore she goes shopping, and he wants her to think he is out." Chicago News. SOUNDED LIKE SARCASM. "What's this?" demanded the cus toms officer, pointing to a package at the bottom of the trunk. "That is a foreign book, entitled Politeness,' " answered the man who had just landed. "I guess I'll have to charge you a duty on It," replied the inspector. "It competes with a small and struggling industry In thia country." Chicago Tribune. TRIALS ofrh NEBDBMS MJ toco With ipfrv HiittiLvr.u: jmr wmi:n run momak anu MtlNYON.i P.fcrONfclNfiOO(3tMRITJ rttnnroa'a Pnw I'nw Fills onxttinrhito activity bf wntlfftTifitlirMlii. Thnydo not aontir, (ripe or weaken. Thy era a lonto to tha tomaoti.llver and nitrvii hivlirorat Instead of wnkea. Thaon rtrh the hiood anl enahln the atomenh to get alf Uie tinuruhmant from food that la put lato lb Than litlla contain nnoalnmnli thay ara mothlna, hMllns and atlinulatln. Knr twin ly altdniffflaulalOoana sfioalMia. Ii you lined rnedkal ad7ii. wnle Mtio jon'a Doetora. Thny will adolMi to UiaNiat of tailr ability atiaoliitaly fro of Charm, M II N VON'at OH and JeOeraea Mta I'taUadelahla, Fib Miffiyon'a Cold Kami-dy rnrea a enld la eoa day". Prlca uae, Mnnyon'a lOii-itniatlKm Keinad reltfrra la a few baura and eunta la a faw daya. Price tea. The Chauffeur's Offense. The Judge Did you arrest this chauffeur for spoedlng? Tho Policeman No, yer honor; I pulled 'lm In for ohstnictln' th' road. Ho was only goln' 30 miles an hour. Chicago Nows. Dr. Pierre's I'leaannt Pellet regulate and Invigorate stomach, liver aoil howel. Hiigar-cnated, tiny granule. Easy to take aa candy. Fed by One Acre. With our population Increasing at tho rato of nearly 1,000,000 & year during the last half century It Is clear that we can hardly lonrn too soon or too thoroughly our probably limit of soil and crop production, and the best methods of insuring and main taining. Probably nothing can give a safer measure of the maintenance capacity of tho farm and farmers of a nation than tho number of people they feod per unit area of cultivated field and It Is doubtful If there Is a hotter plnoe to study this problem than in China and Japan nt tho present time. According to official statistics pub lished In 1'908 Japan has In Its main Islands, exclusive of Formosa and Karnfuto, a jKipulatlon of 48,542,736 nnd tho area of Its cultivated fields Is 21,321 square bllos. This Js 2,277 people to the square mile, and besides theso there are also maintained 2,600, 000 cattle nnd horses, nearly all of which are laboring animals, giving a population of 142 people and seven horses and cattle to each 40 awes of cultivated field; a condition stiff latent ly different from our most fully occu pied 40-ncre farm to make the busiest man among us stop and do some think ing. Prof. L. C. King. Ceramics and Ohio Clay. Prof. Orton of the bureau of cera mics at tho Ohio State University, at tended tno meeting of the American Ceramic Society at Pittsburg this week. He stood up for the possibili ties of Ohio clay in fine form, and de clared that the Ohio potters were pro ducing porcelains of as fine quality as those of Limoges and art tile of as rare coloring as the German product. Both Prof. Orton and Dr. Holmes, chief of the geological survey blamed much of the lack of 8'iccess of American art ceramics in the American markets, to the habitual attitude of the wealthy In demanding Imported ware, regard less of the merits of the domestic pro ducts." SHE Ql'IT But It Was a Hard Pull. It Is hard to believe that coffee will pnt a person In such condition1 as It did an Ohio woman. She tells her own story; "I did not believe coffee caused my trouble, and frequently said I liked it so well I would not, and could not quit drinking It, but I was a miser able sufferer from heart trouble and nervous prostration for four years. "I was scarcely able to be around, had no energy and did not care for anything. Was emaciated and had a constant pain around my heart until I thought I could not endure it. For months I nwver went to bed expecting to get fp in the morning. I felt as though I was liable to die any time. "Frequently I had nervous chills and the least excitement would drive sleep away, aud any little noise would npset me terribly. I was gradually getting worse until finally one time It came over me and I asked myself what's the use of being sick all the time and buying medicine so that I could Indulge myself In coffee? "So I thought I would see If I could quit drinking coffee and got some Postum to help me quit. I made It strictly according to directions and I want to tell you, that change was the greatest step in my life. It was easy to quit coffee because I had the Pos tum which I now like better than the old coffee. "One by one the old troubles left, nntll now I am In splendid health, nerves steady, heart all right and the pain all gone. Never have any more nervous chills, don't take any medi cine, can do all my housework and have done a great deal beside." Read "The Road to WelIHe," In pkgs. "There's a Reason." Ever read the above letter? A new one appears from time to time. They arc genuine, true, and fall 'of human Interest.