Ithe sign J How He Helped Elmer Brown to a Start in the City X : . 1 (W, R. ROSE, in Cleveland Plain Dealer.) The man and the boy had become (reat friends. They walked among the hills together walked as far as the man cared to go. They rowed pon the lake the boy doing the rowing and the man lounging on the ittni B?iu ituu uaDuung 1119 lung nuue bands in the clear water. ' "Its a sort of life to lead," the man told the boj "But unhappily we can't live 0:1 ozone, or go market- Ins for mannn. There's the primal curse of work to be considered, boy, ad few of us can escape it." The boy stared at him, then bright ly ncjjea and the man nodded bacfc. "Hotter to-d"yslr?" "No worse, boy." The lad rowed on in silence. He Jiad known the man for three weeks, and know that he liked to sit and lreain and must not bo interrupted. Presently tho man raised his eyes to tho boy.' "Elmer," ho said, "I nm going away next week going back to the fierce old town." Tha face of tho boy clouded. "I am awfully sorry, sir," he said. "Thank yo;:, Elmer. I know yo 1 mean It." Ho stared at the boy. "I'd like tn do something for you beforo I go, but I've nothing to give you, fcoy. I'm as cloe to broke as a nan can be and get cut of town. That's Why I must go back to the old grind." "I don't want you to give me any thing, sir" said the boy. "I can re member you without any gift to re mind me. We've had a good time to gether, haven't we, sir?" "A fine time, Elmer. You're one fcoy in a thousand. Funny how I tumbled on you. I was pretty blue tliat day blue with yellow spots. My legs were bad and my head was thick. And you came by whistling. fThen you stopped whistling and looked at. me. 'Something wrong, air?' you said. 'Everything,' I an swered. "What can I do for you?' yon asked. 'I don't know,' I an swered. You stared at me for a mo ment. 'Like a boat ride?' you asked. Anything you care to suggest,' I an swered. So you took me out in this lioat and we floated about on the nnny waters and when my head be gan to droop you rowed me ashore and I slept on the' soft turf under the trees with your coat for a pillow." "I remember, sir," said the boy. You looked to me like a very sick man, and when you were asleep I ame and looked at you every little while to see if you were still breath tog." "That was thoughtful," said the man. "But this weak old heart Is thumping yet. It even seems to mo that its thump is stronger, The kind ly doctors gave me four weeks to stay here. Now I'm going to fool vuui.i 11 J suing UtILA. "I'd like to go with you," said the boy. He had stopped rowing and was staring at the pale face wlih Us dusky eyes. ( The man shook his head. "Not the journey I'm going," he lowly said. Then he smiled. "But I would like to give you a little start, boy," he said. "You are a lad with tho commercial Instinct .strongly de veloped. I see it in your face. I read ft In your hand. What you need is a beginning. I don't see anything liere for' you, .but perhaps you should have an added year or two before you leave this snug harbor." Tho boy nodded. "I'm eighteen," to said. "I sup pose that's pretty young for boys who want good job3 in the big town. Of co:irss I don't want to be a messenger boy or an errand boy. I can do as well as that down. here. And there's something I wanted to ask you about. It's nn idea that came to me last Bight." His tone suddenly grew eag er, his eyes sparkled. "I know as little about business as a baby rabbit," said the man, "but I'm very sympathetic. Let's hear the Bcheme." The boy turned the boat a little and pointed toward the shore. "You see that small shed there by the big boat landing" "Yes." "It's an old boathoiise and belongs to Farmer Jaynes. What would you ay if I told you I thought of renting It for a. store?" The man laughed. "As my advice would be of no ac count," he said, "I will withhold it until further particulars are at hand. What sort of store do you mean, and why should you start it?" "It would be the sort of store that should attract people who came up to the village on the Sylvan Glen from 'Aurora. There are lots of them dur ing the season, and they seem to have plenty of money for little things. I would keep a full line of picture post cards, and little curious things for souvenirs, and some agates from the jold quarry, and I'll get Patty. Lane, ,phe's the lame girl, you know, to let sne have the agency for those beau- Elful things she makes with cones, , nd In the attic of my aunt's house there ore a lot of curious things my grandfather, he was an old whaling captain, brought home from- the South sea shells and cups and carved clubs and harpoons. My aunt would be glad to let me have them. And perhaps I'd sell fruit and maybe a jar of the famous root beer that my .'aunt makes." ' . The man laughed. . "Your Btock inventories very enter tainingly," he said. "I like the painter. ! scheme. If I had nothing else to do I d apply for the berth of head sales man and floorwalker. But can you swing It?" "I think so. I'm sure Farmer Jaynes will rent It to me for almost nothing." "Better get a long lease of It on those terms," laughed the stranger. "I'll take It for a year with the privilege of two more. It would cost but a little to fix it up. I can do the carpenter work myself. And I'll put down a nice plank sidewalk to the landing, and there'll be two more windows needed, and a llttlo porch, and a counter and shelving. They'll let nte have the lumber cheap at the mill and I can borrow Tom Martin's horse and haul it myself. I'll have enough money to put It in shape. I've saved every nickel that you've paid mo, sir." The man sighed. "Sorry it Isn't more, my boy. And I'm sorry, too, that I can't help you any further. I'd like to do some thing. Anyway, I'll come around and watch you work and shower you with advice. Walt!" His eyes suddenly snapped. "I have It! I'll paint t!io shop for you! I'll put tho signs on it. I never did 'paint signs, but I know I can do It. I'll pnlnt that shop in a stylo that will draw ndmlrlr.g atten tion nil the way from Aurora to Shoreland. Peoplo on the boat will say, 'What's thatbitof Oriental splen dor in this dark New England neck of woods?' And they'll all get off to Fee what's hidden within the glowing outer Bhell. What do you Bay, boy?" The boy stared at his companion. "I I didn't know you could paint signs," he said. Tho man laughed. "I never painted a sign In my life, boy," he replied. "But I'm Buro I can do It. It's a fine profession and an old one. The first attempts at art were signs, my boy. Those paintings on the rocks were designed to draw attention rather than to ex cite admiration. Do I get the job?" "It's yours," laughed the boy. "Then there is no time to lose. If you expect me to do good work I mustn't be hurried. Can you arrange to let me start to-morrow?" "If I don't," said the boy, "it will mean that the scheme is all off. I'll see Farmer Jaynes this morning. If I make the deal with him I can get the lumber on the ground early in the afternoon. Joe Hanscom is do ing nothing Just now and he will help, me with the heavier parts of the work. You will want some dressed boards for the signs, I suppose?" "Yes," replied the stranger. "One wide one to go across the front and some shorter ones. I can use tho in terior of tho house for a palnts'nop I beg pardon studio. And you can cut the. boards to fit my artistic sug gestions." "Yes," the boy eagerly assented. "I'd like to have you hero while tho work is going on." "That sounds cordial," laughed tiie man. "And when we are tired we can get into your ' boat andi drift about the lake. That's tho poetry of motion for me. I wonder it there was a lake In Eden, and Adam owned a boat." The boat grated on the pebbles and the boy unshipped the oars- and stepped to the beach and drew tho llttlo craft furthcr'up. "I'll go ove:- now and see the far mer," he said. "I Just ccught a glimpse of him through the trees. Ho is in the south meadow." "I'll sit hero in the boat end wait for you, boy. I've nothing better to do in fact, I know of nothing better that I could do and I'm anxious to hear the result of your interview' with the agricultural person. . I've already painted those signs in my mind, and my fingers itch to grasp the brushes. You'll find me here when you come back." "All right,"' said tho, boy. "You are pretty comfortable, are you?" "Yes, yes," 'returned the man. "Run along." The boy, with a quick glance at' PSSE5HS2HH5ESBSHSE5HSZSHEESHSHSSSH5HSHS nl t's jir-o" Many persons, undoubtedly because they never have "looked it up" pronounce "cero" as "air-reo." This is not correct. Inasmuch as America practically is recognized as the world's aeronautic centre, it behooves its inhabitants to be correct in their pronunciation of the word. ' Although the Standard (Diclionary gives tfie pronunciation, as . "ay-air-o," constant usage has caused the first syllable to be dropped, and the word now, as spoken ft 'by Curtiss and Wright) looks thus, phoned tcauy spettea; Aero-Air-o; not a-ir-reo nor eye-ro. ' Aeroplane Air7o -plane, not a ir-reo-plane nor eye-ro-planc. l2S2SHSH5SSaSHSaSc!SBL5HSHSHSES2SHS2S2Sc tha man, strode away at a hurried pace. The man leaned a little forward and a shadow of pain crossed his pale face. He suddenly put his hand to his heart and sat there motionless for some time. Then he dipped bis hand in the water and wet his face and a heavy sigh came from his gray lips. " Presently he leaned back and rest ing his elbow closed his eyes. The boy's feet crunched the gravel as he approached the boat. "Hello!'.' he cried. The man looked up. "Back so quickly?" he murmured. "What luck?" "Good," said the boy. "I've agreed to keep the building in good repair and Farmer Jaynes will let me have it for a rental of $ 10 a year." "Fine," cried the man. "And while you're after the lumber I'll get the daubing material and a yardstick and a bristle brush and a cruse of fragrant turpentine. Don't forget that the studio opens at noon to-morrow and let all preparatory details be remembered. Goodby, boy." "Goodby, sir." The boy watched the retreating fig ure, slender and stooping, until the bend In the roadway hid It from view. Then he drew a tape line from his coat pocket and began to make meas urements. Work progressed rapidly on tho lit tle building. The boy with some help from the idle Joe sawed and fitted and hammered, and within the building the man worked on those wonderful signs. At first the task bothered him, but in a little while he conquered the de tails and worked rapidly and surely. The' certainly were attractive signs, as attractive as bold lettering in most vivid colors with harmonious back grounds and artistic shadng could make them and the boy stared at them from time to time with wonder ing admiration. "Like 'em?" the man. asked. "They're splendid," cried the boy. "Much too fine for the business." The man shook his head. "Walt until you bank your profits," he said. "I like 'em pretty well my self for the first effort In an untried field. What I could do with a little practice I'm not sure. Anyway, no body but a blind man can pass this lettering without seeing it." The stock was all on hand and In place before the signs were put up. The Interior had a neat and business like look that testified to the boy's good taste. Everything was fresh and clean and convenient. "Good," said the man as he stared through the doorway with his head critically on one side. "The tout en semble Is excellent. That open space over the counter at the rear I will take upon myself to cover. The cov ering will assume the form of a little farewell glft-I go back to-morrow, you know." "I know," said the boy and his look wa3 troubled. '"And now for the signs," cried the man. He had Insisted upon' painting the liltlu building, too. He had covered It with a -neutral tint against which the signs stood out with surprising distinctncLs. Across the front tho big' sign bore tho words: "Brown's Bazar," r.nd there were smaller signs carry ing "Picture Postcards," and "Cur ios," and "Brown's Root Beer" and "Souver.iri-." r.nd on. the side of the buiid-r.'; that wr.s nearest the landing tha r-'-nter lad drawn the figure of a oua:r.t Brcv.nle sitting on the edge of a tub vltii tho words: "I'm Brown's Brownie. Drop tn." The men and the boy stood off a littla way and surveyed tho signs. ''They may not attract as much at tention as the handwriting on the wall," said the man, "but thev cer tainly can't pass unnoticed." . "They are great," cried tho boy. "They are so attractive that I'm afraid all my prospective rntrons will want to stand on tho out&ide instead of coming in." The man laughed. "Then we must have a sign of some sort inside, too," ho said. "And I fancy I have just what we want. I brought It with me when I came down this morning." Ho -went up the path a little ways and took something from behind a hedge. It was a large square package from 'Which he joi jijir-reo." . stripped the paper wrapping and dis closed a landscape. 1 "Why, why," cried the boy. "It's a painting, a beautiful painting! Yea, yes, It's the corner of the lake and the pine grove. Did you do this?" "Yes. I did most of It the week before I met you. I think it will fit nicely In that open space on the wall. Let us see." , When tho landscape was In place they both drew back. "It lights up the whole shop," murmured the boy. The man smiled. "No slgii painter could fall to be gratified with such praise as that, But there, I'm going back to tho hotel to paek up. Don't forget that you are to write and tell me all about your venture." "But is that beautiful picture real ly mine?" the boy asked. "Why, yes. You can do with It whatever you please. I have a faint idea It may have something to (Id with your coming to the big town. But that's Just a fancy, of course. Anyway, thevname In the corner will remind you of a friend and well wisher." So the little shop was opened and the little business prospered In Its modest way, and the boy was busy and happy. And every week ho wrote to his friend In the big town, and each of his letters drew out a whim sical answer from the painter. Sometimes these answers saddened the boy. Beneath their fanciful humor he thought he noted a tone of despair. The little shop had been opened six weeks and the fnmo of the won derful signs was spreading, and the boy's Income was steadily increasing, when among the excursionists land ing from the llttlo steamboat was a stout man accompanied by his wlfo and daughter. He stared hard at the signs. "I am going to have a glass of that famous root beer," he told his wife. "You wait here." He came back to them presently. "I found something In there much more wonderful than the root beer although that was very good," he said In a low voice. "You remember reading of the death of the artist Hetheridge last week found dead in his room heart disease. Now his pictures are In great demand the critics have discovered that he was misunderstood and unappreciated. He painted but little his health was wretched and his few canvases are highly valuable. There Is a land scape of his in this little shop." "Here?" "Yes. There is no doubt about its being genuine. It Is in his style. It bears his name. He stopped here for several weeks earlier In the year.. Ho painted these signs for the boy who owns the shop a fine lad he seems and gave him the picture. I'm going to buy It If I can." He went back to the shop and studied the picture again. "What is your name?" he said to the boy. "Elmer Brown." The stout man studied his face, "Isn't this a rather small venture for you, my boy?" Tho boy smiled. s "At least It's a station on the way to town, sir," he answered. The man nodded. , "The tow,n Is waiting for such boys as you. Here's my card. I want to help yon if I can. When you come to town ca'.lpn me before making any other engagements. It Is lack of cap ital, then, that has kept you here?" "Yes, Bir." "You have capital hero In a form that you haven't recognized." His tone quickened. "I want to buy that picture there. I will give you $1030 for lt. You must believe ma when I tell you that this Is its full market price, and perhaps a lilt!? trsre." The boy stared at him. "The picture is mine,'! he said, "mine to dispose of as I will.' I trust you, sir. 1 believe what you say.' I will sell- tho picture." "Good," said the man, quickly. "I think this will prove a very good day's work for you." ."It is strange," said tho boy, "that tho man who painted the picture, the man whose namo is there in the cor ner, said he believed It would have something to do with my reaching the big town.'' The stout nan drew back and studied the picture. A Hood of sun shine through the nearest window warmed the glowing waters of the painted lake. When the man spoke his tone was very gentle. "Your friend was right," Jie said. "And I am sure It would give him happiness to know that he had brought happiness to you." Itorstcr on Cowcatcher. When the 3.40 express arrived yes terday afternoon people noticed that little Robert Thompson, who. was In the crowd, started on a run for the engine. In a minute or two he climbed on the front of the locomo tive, and as people began to call the engineer to look out for the boy,' Thompson secured It practically unin wlth a large Plymouth Rock rooster In his arms. . It had been picked up somewhere on the route by the locomotive; Its feet caught so that It was held, and Thompson secured It practical unin jured. Lee Correspondence Spring field Republican. . ' Elizabeth AI:ers Allen, who wrpte the famoo poem "Rock Me to Sleep, Mother," fifty years ago, is seveuty ?ven years old. Born In Maine, she j -'gan to write when she was a girl of u..een. ' .',. ,. CRIME IN FOGS. When the London Crooks Reap a Rich Harvest To most folk a London "peculiar" brings only discomfort or loss, but to the criminal It means the apportunlty of reaping a harvest, said a detective to the Tit-Bits man during the recent fog. Fogs are perfect godsends to thieves, and burglars would like them to last forever. The fog not only ren ders his chance of obtaining booty much greater, but reduces those of his being caught to a minimum. During foggy weather householders cannot take too many precautions. The gentleman known as a "casual buster" Is very busy at this time of the year. This Is the slang term ap plied to a kind of second-rate house breaker one who works entirely without plan, but prowls round, a like ly district trusting to chance for an apportunlty to "touch," which with him means "take." He keeps a sharp lookout for such trifles as an un latched window or a carelessly se cured door, which may afford him an easy entry. The latter Is essential, for, as a rule, he carries few "tools;" police men on night duty are apt to be sus picious of shabbily dressed men who are out too late, or too early, as the case may be, and housebreaking Im plements are so distinctive that they insure conviction for any one who is found carrying them. But on foggy nights he can take a fuller outfit, since It is easy to avoid his natural enemy, and he Is altogether bolder in his methods, because If the house which he takes for a "dead 'un" an Inhabited house left unprotected proves to contain Inmates his escape Is a matter of little difficulty. This type of burglar never attempts vio lence unless cornered, and it may comfort timid people to know that a noise which shows that he has dis turbed the inmates Ib quite sufficient to make him beat a. hasty retreat. Needless to say, perhapB, the "casual buster" Is looked down upon and even despised by the expert "cracksman," whose work Is always tho outcome of a carefully prepared plan, and who, when he "cracks a crib," be ?t a bouse, a shop, or a bank, knows ex actly what he expects to get and where to look for It. Even this artist, however, does not disdain to make use of the advantages a foggy night offers, and many big burglaries are planned accordingly for this time of the year. Offenses which would entail almost certain capture In fair weather be come comparatively easy of accom plishment in a fog. Robbery with violence from the person Is one of these. The criminal, shod with rubber-soled shoes, Is able to approach and take his prey entirely by surprise, and ere a Bound can bo uttered he Is "sandbagged," or half choked, and his pocketB emptied. Even should the victim manage to cry out, by the time a possible hearer has located the di rection the assailant will have van ished In the mist. , Another class of rogue whom the fog befriends is that terror of Jewel ers, the window smasher. So far as appearance goes, one, might tako him for an ordinary mechanic or laborer returning from work, with his dinner can slung in a handkerchief. But what the latter really contains Is the Better half of a brick, which, at a mo ment when tho fog Is thickest and passersby'few, is hurled into a select ed window. The result Is a large hole, through which the thief grabs a handful of the valuables within and decamps. So frequent have these thefts become that many jewelers now protect their wares by means of steel latticework. Under ordinary conditions picking rockets is an art requiring long prac tice, but In a fog the veriest may at least try his hand with im punity, since, unless caught and held 111 the very act, he is almost sure to escape. Moreover, the condition of the atmosphere offers abundant ex cuse for bumping Into folk, an acci dent of which even a clumsy pilferer can take advantage. The prevailing fashion among the fair sex of carrying their purse3 in handbags is one that lays them specially open to robbery, and a number of thieves who are not clover enough to pick pockets make a living by simply snatching these bags and bolting. Since this is often done with success lri broad daylight, it may be imagined how easy it is in a fog. Another thing, always distrust the man no matter what his appearance may be who asks you the time on a foggy night. It is an old thieves' trick, which is still made use of. At a glance an experienced "prig" can see If your timepiece is worth the risk of taking, and it it Is he will snatch it and bolt. Since he has probably "marked you down" r.nd followed you to a rpot which OiTsrs him an easy means of escape, your chance of catching him is practically nil. Even should you succeed In doing so the booty will, In most cases, have been passed to a confederate, who has gone in another direction, so that you have no proof. Tlt-BUs. ' It Sounded Hopeful. A young man who vas not particu larly entertaining wtj monopolizing the attention of a pretty debutante with a lot of uninteresting conversa tion. ''Now, my brother," he remarked, in the course of a dissertation on his family, "Is Just the opposite of me in every respect. Do you know my brother?" "No," the debu'inte replied de murely, "but I t.-.jald like to." Llpplnoott's. BUSS WORIUMENT. Of Mi' Worrimenf wher: waitin' srery She's peekin'.th'oo it windows an' tha's whiaperin' in de air. She's after you at breakfus an' at all de yuther meals. An' when you takes a walk she comes t a-taggin' at yoh heels. She a a-muanin' an' a-groanin', though de . day it shinin' bright; SJie sings such doleful music dat aha spoils . yoh dreams at night. You lose yoh disposition, you gits trembly, ' thin an' pale "nra ui jmis wornmem comes campia on yoh trail. 01' Mis' Worriment, she thought she had me right, She tol' audi drefful stories dat I nearly died o' fright. . But purty soon 1 staht a song I couldn't sing an good. But I pirked out f umpin' lively an' I dome de bes' I could. I got de folks a'smilia' ah' de chillim helped ine, too, An' ol' Mis' Worrimeat got nervous tb'oo and th'nn An den she put her bonnet on, "I gotter go," says she. "I bids you nil goodeven', 'cause dia nm no place fob me." Conductor- "Vy iss der flute more softly dan It can'" Flutist (pointing to score, ppp) "Pecause dey does." Punch. "I am so sorry for Mabel, poor girl." "What's the matter?" "I heard her telling George that her face Is her fortune." Detroit Free Press. X He grinds no dismal epics out To bc or sky; But sings a little lay about An apple pie. "When any one faints, open all the windows Immediately." "And what if they are already open?" "Close them Instantly." Louisville Courier Journal. Young Woman Customer "I'd like some rice, please. You have dif ferent qualities, haven't you?" Gro- cer "Yes, miss wedding or pud ding?" Boston Transcript. Wigg "At the first night of Scrib bler's new play I understand there, was a big house." Wagg "Yes, but most of the audience left early to avoid the rush." Philadelphia Rec ord. Mr. Struckoll "That there sculp tor feller says he's goln' to make a bust of me." Mrs. Struckoll-"Henrj-, it's dreadful the way you talk. Say 'burst,' not 'bust.' " Philadelphia Rocord. For touring in summer, Though mine is a hummer, 1 never put hands to the wheel; And this is the reason: I like things in season, And mine is an aut umn-obile. "I carelessly broke the rule and carried my umbrella into the art gal lory yesterday." - "Did the guards take It away from you?" "No, but a fellow who claimed I stole it did." Cleveland Plain Dealer. . "So when Belle rejected Jack, be went Immediately and proposed, to Maud" "Yes; but that wasn't the best of It. What do you think? He gave Maud an order on Belle for the engagement ring." Boston Tran script. "Nobody ever questioned my verac ity with impunity! " said Colonel Still well. "Then you have not been abroad." "How do you knowt" "Your statement proves that you have had no interviews with customs inspectors." Washington Star. "They say," said Mrs. Oldcastle, "that Mr.'Burchard has bought a re plica of one of tho finest rugs in the Sultan's palace at Constantinople. I suppose it must be very gorgeous." "Yes," replied her hostess, "I s'pose ' It is, but as far as I'm concerned, I wouldn't want any replica. If I couldn't have the whole piece I wouldn't have any." Chicago Record-Herald. Quail in Louisiana. wuaii are increasing inrougnoui I vim oiaie. - 1 lie quantities id Louis iana this year are said to be larger than In an:' ,.other year as far back the Stats G--.no Commission say the Increase i) one of the first fruits ot the-game protection system. X", 1 . TVT . ! 1 1 n..nJ.ni . .1. commission said: "There is no ques tion but that the great Increase in these birds is due to proper protec tion. Last March a closed season was declared, and from then until Novem ber the law was strictly enforced. As a result an enormous number of these young fowls bred during March and April, and what is more extraor dinary, a second setting was hatched during the fall along about Septem ber. Observers of the habits of our native game will testify that this is a unique occurrence." New Orleans Times-Democrat.' Toy Russian Village. ' During hfs visit to Racconlgt, when free from ceremonial and political functions the Czar found much pleas ure In the companyot the little Prince of Piedmont and Princesses Yolanda and Mafalda, for whom he bad brought a magnificent present from Livadia. 1 This consisted of a model village populated by dolls dre::?d In Russian garb. The village is a marvel of per fection. T'.ie wooden houses or huts are provide J with windows and doors which can 'a a opened and shut; there are shops completely furnished with counters and goods, a beautiful school and a church with a clock tower. The Czar explained to the children every detail of the wonderful toy and bad a tremendous amount of fun with them. London Telegraph. 1 A