BPLE JACK, He Went to Work and There Were Results. "Marriage between us in our pres ent circumstances would bo a mis take," said the girl. The man looked his wonderment nt ot mild blue eyes. He sipped his coffee, blew cigar smoke lazily up ward and appeared to think. "Circumstances," ho observed, "were never more propitious." The girl shrugged her shoulders In comic despair. "Will you never understand me. Jack, dear?" she asked. Jack smiled. "Why should I?" he returned. "If I understood you doubtless you wouldn't charm me as yon do. Ignorance with me Is blise." The girl fell silent and the man continued to sip his coffee and smoke as if ho hadn't a care in -the world. Thoso who knew John Wood Knight and those who knew of him would have wondered with him at tho girl's remark. He was born In the pnrple, os birth goes In New York. Of good family, with a fortune that made work unnecessary, possessing a strong and handsome body, which housed a mind of average education and Intelligence, ho did not seem to be the sort of man to make nny wo man doubt the advantage of marry ing him. He was distinctly eligible and had been much sought after until It was evident that Priscilla Sanborn bad annexed him for good. Priscilla had not always had doubts. Rho had nccepted with pride congratulations on her engagement to John. Their friends said It was an Ideal match. The man was tall. fair-haired and pink skinned, tho wo man a brunette above the average In height and of exceptionally good fig are. Outwardly they were well matched. They had dined this night in a Back room of the Cafe Pimllco, one ef those quiet places within sight of Broadway but free from the glare and noise of that resplendent thor oughfare. They had been here many times before. John had said It was the only place In New York you could get things properly cooked, and he was a stickler for good cook ing. "You can't eat frills," he said when some one asked him why he didn't go to the places approved by fashion. John was very good to him self in the matter of eating. Priscilla had asked John to bring lier to the Plmlico this night. She tad Bald, somewhat oracularly, that they must have a good talk; a good down to the boots talk was the way he put it. Priscilla was a very sensible young woman. Those who knew her at all Intimately declared that her good sense was very pronounced, that it was impossible for her to be frivolous. She never allowed her feet to stray where her head had not pointed the way. She had been silent through din ner. Max, the rotund waiter, had served them :n astonishment, for they were old customers and usually were very talkative. After he had brought . the coffee he withdrew, shaking his head doubtfully. "I'm afraid Mr. Knight and his young lndy have had a falling out," lie remarked to the chef. The chef. Intent upon a dish the success of which in other hands would have been doubtful, grunted. "Too bad" and went on with his work. John had not worried over Prls ellla's preoccupation, and even her declaration that their marriage would be a mistake did not get below the ven surface of his mind. Priscilla watched him with a queer little smile. She loved him, she told Herself; the trouble was she loved Sim sensibly. When you let the head ule over the heart romance takes wings. Is it not so, you who have loved? However, Priscilla had made up her mind to something and it was bound to come out. She stopped smiling and returned to the attack. "I want you to listen to me, Jack," she said, "I want you to understand why our marriage as matters are now would be a mistake. I have read much and I have observed more, and I have come to the conclusion that tho man who doesn't work, who doesnt bear his burden of the world's burden, will not make a good hus band, and" she hesitated for a mo ment and blushed prettily "and will not make a good father. Jack, dear, you're a loafer." , "Sure," said Jack. "Why not?" "Why don't you work?" persisted Priscilla. "Don't have to," said Jack. 1 "Jack," Bald Priscilla somewhat . sharply, "If you marry me you've got to work." "Good Lord!" said John Wood Knight, startled, "so that's what you want All right, I'll work. Don't mind work a bit If It pleases you. - What shall it be?" Priscilla did not deceive herself into thinking she had won. She was prepared for this ready acquiescence. "I want you to make a career for yourself." "What in, pray?" ' "In politics." "Well, I'll be hanged," said Jack "Wouldn't I Just make an ass of my self in politics? I suppose you want me to be President?" "Hardly that, Jack. At least not yet a while." Priscilla was serious. "But it has been on my mind for some time that my husband must be a man Who does something else than spend the money other people made for him. You don't have to work for money, so you must work for fame. I'm afraid you wouldn't gain much fame in literature or art, or even in a pro fession even if you wore to go to schoorall over again. Politics it is. You'll be a reformer, and with me to help you you will make yourself somebody." Til bet you won't," said Jack. He cat up straight ana took control 01 tho talk. "Now, you listen to me, rrisctlla. Do I understand you to say Hint vnu won't marry me unless I work?" Priscilla nodded. "All right. Now I want you, Trls. cilia." He reached out his hand ana patted hers as it lay on the table. "I want you, and If I've got to work to net you. why. I'll work. You are so keen on the dignity of labor that I ll have to go at it; but 1 am going to pick out my own job." That's tho talk. Jack, dear," said Priscilla clapping her hands. "What will you do?" I'll be a cook," said Jack. A cook!" Priscilla almost shrieked. Then she laughed. "Don t dear," she said, "this is serl- Jokc ous." 'And I am serious," responded Jack, very serious, indeed. I am nuite content to live the life as it came to me, without questioning the right or wrong, but I grant you the emptiness of my life has mndo me dissatisfied at times. I looked to you to fill that emptiness, to keep me al ways in tune with life. But ;ou be lieve In work and don't want me un less I work. Therefore the logic Is easy I must work. And I will work at the only thing for which I have an aptitude cooking. And when I have made a name for myself I will return to you bringing my laurels." Priscilla had no word ready, so John went on. "If you could have found your tongue you would have said that it isn't the work for a gentleman. I know. But If you believe In the dig nity of labor, so do I, and I believe that any work that is fit for the man is fit for the gentleman. Not that I recognize any essential difference be tween the man and the gentleman, but I fear you do. Now you know I can cook. Haven't I been the cook when we went to Dick falling's camp in the Adlrondacks and didn't you ap plaud with the others? I like to cook, too. A frying pan enthuses me to do great things and I have a posi tive love for a broiler." "Max," he called to the waiter. Max came up with the bill. "Not yet, Max," said John. "Can you tell me If there is a vacancy hero for a cook?" "The' second cook ' left yesterday. sir. Have you some one to recom mend?" "Yes, myself." - "It phases you to jest, Mr Knisht." Max was somewhat aggrieved. "No joke at all," raid John. "I havo derided to stop loafing and go to work. There is nothing I can do bet ter than cook. Who hires the cooks here?" ' "The chef, sir." "Ask him to come In, please." All the other guests had gone, so his re quest could be granted. "Yes, sir," said Max, departing for the kitchen. Priscilla had found her tongue. "Don't be a fool, Jack," she almost snapped. Jack's blue eyes beamed on her. "It's your own doing, dear," he said. Mai returned, having in tow a port ly, white aproned, white capped indi vidual, who bowed ceremoniously. "This gentleman," said Max to the chef, indicating John Knight, Jwould like to cook for you." "That's right," said Jack. "Can you give me a job, Mr. " "Pelletier," put in Max. M. Pelletier bowed. He spoke Eng lish with scarcely an accent. ' "Possibly," he said. "I will give you a trial anyway, because you ap preciate my cooking, as I know. But if you work for me it must be serious. The kitchen of the Cafe PimUco is not a Bchool for cooks, and it is not a place for idleness." "I mean business," said Jack, "and will report for duty to-morrow. At what time?" "Come at 10 o'clock," said M. Pel letier. He bowed and moved ma jestically back to the kitchen. Jack paid his bill and he and Pris cilla left the restaurant. Priscilla was fairly dazed. In the taxlcab she was silent and John, having had bis say, wisely refrained from further speech. At her home John declined to go in for the usual lovers' good night chat. As Boon as he had been ad mitted he turned to go. "Until I have earned the right I shall not see you," he declared. He marched down the stoop, w-hlle a young woman who a few hours be fore had felt sure of herself and of John fled to her room and cried. She regarded tears as unnecessary, but to-night they came unbidden. Were they for wounded pride or for some thing missed? Jack had gono with out kissine her good night. As PrlB- cilla was a sensible young woman let us suppose that she soon dried her eyes, John Wood Knight went to work the next day in the kitchen of the Cafs Pimllco. It was a different Pelletier who received him. "Understand, young man," be said, "you've got to work. Why you are doing this I don't know, but since you are doing it you've got to do it right." "Quito right, sir," said John Knight. John was almost discouraged at the end of the third day. Routlno was hard to him. Then came a change. Without realizing it, he had come to like the work. It was with pride that he sent out a filet a la Marengo or a Chateaubriand Pimllco to some particular guest, while Petteller nod ded grudgingly npproval. One day he prepared a dish of his own contriving, a dish ho had set be fore his friends many times in his idle days. Pelletier had a little don off the kitchen and at Pelletlor's din ner hour Jack sent In the dish with his compliments. He waited with a bov's eaeerness to hear what the great cook would say. Pelletier did not appear for some time and tho more he delayed the more Jack hoped. Finally Pelletier emerged. "Your dish?" he asked. "Yes, sir," said Jack. "We will put it on the bill of fare," said the chef. Jack blushed with pleasure. So it happened that ragout d'agneau a la Jack became a popular dish at the Cafe Pimllco. Max the waiter had taken a friend Iy interest in Jack's endeavors and favored him from time to time with the gossip of the cafe. When any diners appeared whom Max recog nized ns Jack's friends he would bring back word to the kitchen. One night Max came in somewhat agitated "Miss Sanborn is with a party at my table," he said. "Yes?" said the new second cook. "She has insisted on the ragout a la Jack." Jack set about preparing it with an odd smile. Later in the evening he called Max. "Did Miss Sanborn say anything to you?" he asked. "Nothing." Jack looked disap pointed. "But she ate and ate of the ragout," declared Max, and Jack brightened. "At least my work is ap preciated," he said to himself. Jack Knight had been the second cook in the Pimlico for a month when he had realized that he had found a vocation. He had begun the work partly in a spirit ot bravado, but the liking he had had for amateur culln nry pursuits had grown into a pas sion. It was in him to be a cook. Maybe his great-grandmother or some other ancestor had been a cook and he was a revision to type. Jack began to dream. He would excel in this profession into which the word ot a woman had sent him. He would be a head chef better still, he would have his own establishment. It came to him as a surprise that he could have a place of his own. He had forgotten that he was wealthy. There was nothing rash about John Knight. He would stay a year in the Pimllco, if need be, until he had mas tered nt least part of the science of cooking; then he would open a place which would attract the gourmets of the world. Old Pelletier would be his steward and between them they would make the Cafe Jack famous. His musings were interrupted by the unusual sound of a woman's voice. Women came rarely to the Pimlico kitchen. He looked ever the serving counter and beheld a vision. His first glance caught two roguish black eyes, a pretty mouth, half open a?, if to let out a question, and rosy cheeks, a dimple in each. Later he added to the picture hair of the deep est black, arranged in a studied lack of order, and a hat which was all red rosas. Jack, It must be confessed, stared. He became aware that the vision was talking. "Where is papa?" it said. "Who is papa?" responded Jack, "Monsieur Pelletier." "I'll call him." Jack got a chair for her and summoned hia chef, "Antoinette," said Pelletier, in an attempt to be severe, "you shouldn't Interrupt me in business hours. "But papa, I had to see you, really and truly, on something that wouldn't wait." The chef started to lead the way to his den. She whispered something to him and he stopped and beckoned to Jack, "My daughter wishes to know you," he said. "Antoinette, this is Monsieur Knight, my second cook. He is a good one. Jack, this is Made moiselle Pelletier." 'Jack bowed low. Blue eyes met black in admiration and challenge as father end daughter departed. Jack did not see the vision again for some time. He was wondering if he ever would, when Pelletier Bur prised him one night with an invita tion. "Will you come out witn me some night to my little cottage In The Bronx and stay the night?" said Pelletier. "We will breakfast under the trees and you shall see my gar den." Jack would. Especially would be take delight in seeing the garden, be assured Pelletier. But he hoped In- audibly that someone else than Pelle tifir would show him the garden. He was day dreaming when Pelletier BDOke further: "Understand, Jack, it Is not the chef of the Cafe Pimllco who Is invit ing his second cook. It Is Monsieur Pelletier, gentleman and I am weH 1. I tnrA " DOm WUO IB ulll"5 a mcuu. Jack Dut out his hand. "Thafi what I want," he said. Jack found the cottage and the garden in The Bronx all that could bo desired. M. Pelletier did not show him the garden. For a day at least Jack forgot his other world and for cot what sent him Into this. He re turned to bis .pots and pans with greater enthusiasm for the work. That Cafe Jack of the future had a deeper meaning. He made frequent trips to the garden in The Bronx. He said it gave him inspiration. One dull afternoon he was alon m the kitchen absorbed In making a new sauce when Max appeared mysteriously. "Miss Sanborn is in the back room and wishes to see you," said Max. Jack hesitated. He didn't want to leave his sauce and yet the kitchen was hardly the place for the talk ho knew was coming; but it was as good as nny other part of the restaurant and Jack had an idea that he would like to have Priscilla see him at work. So he asked Max to bring Miss San born in. Priscilla came In somewhat timidly. Aggressiveness seemed to have gono from her. Jack reached his hand over the serving counter and gravely shook hers. "How d'ye do?" ho said. "You see I am intent on a sauce, but we can talk as I work." "The ragout was fine," said Pris cilla. "Thank you," said Jack. He was decidedly cool and at ease. Prlscilln wa3 embarrassed. "I've been expecting to see you, dear," she said meekly. "Too busy," said Jack, reaching for the mustard pot. He measured out a portion with a critical eye and dumped it into the mess before him. "I was wrong. Jack," the girl burst out, "and a fool, too, to tell you to ga to work. You've done enough. Come back into the world and to me." Jack stirred the contents of the saucepan thoughtfully and put the pan on the stove. He kept a watch ful eye on It. "If this turns out right," he ob served, "there will be a change on the bill of fare to-morrow." Priscilla stamped her foot. "Will you be serious, Jack?" she exclaimed. "You have kept up this play long enough. I made you do It and now I want you to Btop it." "Can't," said Jack. "You mean you won't." "No. I mean I can't." The sauce When Stenographers Gladly Marry pi By Elsie Diehl. ERHAPS it ia true that lack of marriages is enureiy me m of woman. The average girl fears a man, man practises wm much deception. ' w It Is hard to comprehend why people Bay: "Women take the bread out of man's mouth." Woman with brains can com. niand a good salary, but woman without cannot. Man Witt , k.oina nmmanrta trlnle woman s wages. affinity letters knowg anythlDg of housework?" Wo-nan replies: Vther a man that can be trusted?" Woman can learn housekeeping, but man can hardly learn to W- , when Mr. n,ghy her way clear to marry a man on a salary of $20 to ?2o, but II a man earni double she will gladly give up her protens u ke t0 All Blrls of today know something of housoworK, hut we i aii , . drfssnd so as to look presentable. ,..,- Tirin homo to wlfey the JLf ffl fixoo. mpossiblei & 0 The Language of Simple Genders T mm Bv Tames C. Fernald. Dyjaiucov. ,.. ... , , .ha phnllton ot Hfl crowning trlumpn 01 .nBsu grammatlcal gender-that is, gender of words as words, irrespec five of sex In the objects they represent. All the other leading languages give masculine or feminine gender to names of objects with which no thought ot sex can be rationally associated, a. with wmcn no oug furniture, mem- mountains, nvera u, , of these languages. . ' . ' h.i ho,iv Pto. Some . ber!.. AnL" o Venter gender, so that every as the Frencn, nauan, buq of'. . -;..., . fomlnine noun. inanhnate object must be represented oy a nn tho Italian, In Hence we often have a quiet smile when the nm"nM. tBble as -she." tngiKsu. ,h-v.a npnter gen- kt unfit, vnkrttnpnts with uio -- -a fiormnn. wb cn nave a ucui.ot b In languages like tne ureeK, muu, , led that a neuter noun der. that gender is sometimes so W " the German neuter mav be used for a living being which must have sex. as we nouns Mndchen-malden. girl; and weio wu. Qn account been advanced as to the giving "V,1 were or of fauns, dryads, and other divinities bw ot l ess av f fw tainallv snnnosed to preside over some of them he emmine outruns the theory. Why. for Instance, snomu - German, and in Greek, neuter In Latta. W'to be that all th this is fm.n!ne aealn In Italian? The unpoeiicai - , d Beem t0 had come to a boil and Jack took it due to a certain stupidity ot generauzaxion. ' --nder. therefore off the stove. It seemed to please hav concluded that because some ""nB " , " se and they inflicted it him. "Listen to me, Priscilla." He gender was an inevitable property ot "oun i unfortuate noun was serious now. "It Is true you sent accordingly without reason or '' artiflclally perfected, nouns that came in meir -" . . , "4 " .nrdine to classitlcauon or w e masculine, rem., u. - Winn, without .the sugntesi " " .rf .n that Render, as me into this, and for that I thank you. I have found Joy in a work that suits me down to the ground. You preached the dignity of labor. I have proved that you are right." "But a cook, Jack," the girl pleaded. "Surely this work isn't dig nified." "It Is to me," said Jack. "My birth and money were Just accidents. I find more real pleasure in preparing a proper dinner than in any of the pur suits of the idle person you knew You called me a loafer. I was. Now I am a worker, doing my part In the world. Of course, I am ambitious. would be a better cook and in time would have a place of my own. Some day you will be proud to come to the Cafe Jack. There is something else iu life be sides work." Priscllla's eyes were very wistful. "I know," said Jack quietly. He was thinking of a garden in The Bronx. Priscilla didn't know about the garden. "Is this cooking this voca tion more to you than I am?" she asked. "Must I choose?" asked Jack. "Yes. please." Priscllla's voice was tender. "Why should I?" said Jack. "The wpman should accept the man as he if she wants him. Do you mean that you wouldn't marry a cook?" Pride nnd training loomed strong In Priscllla's mind. Tho tenderness was gone. "Why should I?" she burst out. "Surely it Isn't necessary.' "It is If you marry me," declared were made masculine, feminine, or Sere-M ha made an enUre S'ti far as It U indicated m our '"'"". . ; meaning of the noun to which it is applied. 0- , . & The Machinist. By Edward Wmi-ton Freou, N:iS H ,s benefited rather than depress by the development of automatic Bhoemakln 7 Carpentry, cablnet-making. ca"'ang'mlfled and and many other occupations have f3nced u8e of some have been VrtM' nffwM formerly' dTe by hand; machines toperfom , wo k which i was I 7 make but by all these changes me "f " all the others. , the machinery, both for his ttade ando' tn e tliereforett A young man who en "ponhls of Btoady work at good he shows mechan cal ability, a growing p loMoo that Is unlimited. wasres- and if ne aeveiups -- . th bottom, usually ai wo6" WBgA. in most other trades, he must beg In at Um bottom of three dollars a week; and at th Wtollr, good. old-fashioned interest ng w b" rlng8 and cleaning tools m or torm .-sweeping the shop, oiling peannbs "-",-, not be tedious or But If he has the right sum in u. . and leather ana unpleasant. He will be an uy .u u and wth beautifully ao Sell dressing, with the hum of a ea "" conditlonB curate mechanism before his eyes and these e o macn,ni8t Little by little ne wm u ' " tne ,burg and rough corners aim at first "snagging - , aVa opportunity to act as helper, pernap. edges. Then occasionally he will M ' W Q nl n ne l8 advancea a?gfirst In simple lathe dr UllM j but the rap dlty 1th Jn seek. will depend mucti upon ms i""" - Sytoboj who says, e, .me do tbaCthough reT-dfflS do8 anything except the tasks which are set for him. tnn.hnlps the running of screw- The cutting, of .ecrew-thread. and taP boles the m&MneTJ machines, light tcmperm mm "'"Y"r? -master, 0f his trade. and filing will form successive, steps in hi. mastery Jack. "Be sensible,. Priscilla, you '"S e8,L"" X machines is still important. Notmng marKs vu were not in love wit? me, but with product on of gr nf'nBmaf ''ly tnan the ability to file accurately and the man you thought I might be. J f ls there knr part ot the business which re,nir usefulness in thoshop increases his - vanced. If he is Dotn api aim """""';" " u doi,arg at the end ot ty"fl SSI? oTtK.es and in many of the smaUer towns wherefore are large manufacturing p.ams vae u-- - --- - standards very careiuuy ti ' rn fllmo9t endless. Accuracy There Is no such person. Therefore you have left only the empty shell of an ideal. Hadn't you better keep to your ideal until you find somebody who will fill it better than I?" "Do you Intend to live without love?" asked Priscilla, "I may find some one willing to love a cook," said Jack hopefully xou are uu ibicss ouu i uavoiuuiu- rrn9 oODOrtunuies iu ma iuw.ui" . 7 , , i,Dr.tol In flTlne bled myself for nothing." said Prls- L Jrea? recite of th3 ZiXSf bis wages wnne ne i ju. --:,"-, tt. and m. from the Before Jack could answer Antol- ed and nicely adjusted mmmi. l" " " th7 tradB eo to the man who cilia. "Ia it good-by, then?" . , t lL. mi f In 1 1 v WAtreS. LUW Ricai netie oursi mio me kiluucu. lucre i'jouci vi ' ' Bntva nhllltv was something explosive about Antol- feyelopsinven and al nette's goings and comings. "fih Jack." she beean. and then stopped short as she caught sight of v i leisure to think how he could make them more cheaply or more Priscilla.. . .X. or Take an Improvement by modifying them: and with The girls eyed each o i t"ii ill n ll.. lenge. rnstiim uuanj uiuno - tmunit u... r:.- , . .tin o mir lenco tnat was getting 10 do emDar- " ...V" iT-i mnlntnln. Is a ereat advantage loUoy wno d iTs to learn Ihe machinist's trade. The theoretical know,. vo, L1 iL m cnin there will heln him the better to assimilate the said icily, "why you like cCoklng so eQf "? fho ahnn. much. Who Is this young woman?" pra i-.g ages of machinists vary greatly. The ordinary man will receive "The daughter or Monsieur Fene- , two douar3 and a half a day. A good one win command irom no uui ir, our chef," he said. Then, rais- lara and Bevonty-five cents to three dollars, and a fine one all the way from rasslng. "I think I understand. Jack," she tier, ing his voice to include Antoinette, he effected an awkward introduction. Antoinette courtesled daintily and Binlled Just a wee bit saucily. Pris cilla scarcely bowed.. "All my questions are answered, she said to Jack and marched out. In due time she married a rising young politician with reform Ideas. When he became a United States Senator be forgot the ideas, but that does not concern us. "Come here, Toinette," said Jack when Priscilla bad gone, "and try my new sauce." New York Sun. British India has 86,912 mllea' of telegraph and cable wire3, which are J worked at a very cood proat. ihree to five dollars. The nlno-hour day is tne usual pracuce in most snops, but the working-time varies greatly with local conditions. Wagner's Music. At a London dinner years ago and now dosoribed in a book of recollec tions, Edward King, the author, was most enthusiastic in his praise of Wagner, not only as a musician but as a poet. "I have no doubt," he said, at length, "that In coming time Wagner will bo ranked above Beethoven and Schiller?" "I quite agree with you," responded L. Alma Tadema, tho famous painter, "for certainly Wagner was a greater inu Blclan than Schiller and a greater poot than Beethoven." Argonaut Worcester, Mass., baa under cow slderation an ordinance against whist- ting. One ot the features of it 1 that If a man thinks he can't get along without making alleged musicl he can indulge himself by taking outf a license. Oats are said to be the lAtst flesh1 building food for domestic animals, Every man, thinks the Phlladel phla Record, should have some re gar 4 for hia good opinion of himBolfj