The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, August 18, 1909, Image 7

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    1
OWES "
HER
LIFE TO
Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound
Vienna, W. Va. " I feel that 1 owe
the last ten years of my life to Lydia
i:. 1'iuktiam s vege
table Compound.
Eleven years ago I
was a Valking
shadow. I had been
under the doctor's
carebutgotnorelief.
My husband per
suaded nie to try
Idia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Com
pound and it worked
like a charm. It re
lieved all my pains
and misery. I advise all Buffering
women to take Lydia E. Plnkham'i
Vegetable Compound." Mrs. Emma
Whkaton, Vienna, W. Va.
Lydia E. Tinkham's Vegetable Com
pound, made from native roots and
herbs, contains no narcotics or harm
ful drugs, and to-day holds the record
for the largest number of actual cures
of female diseases of any similar medi
cine In the country, and thousands of
Yoluntary testimonials are on file in
the Pinkhatn- laboratory at Lynn,
Mass., from women who have been
cured from almost every form of
female complaints, inflammation, ul
ceratlon.di splacements, fibroid tumors,
Irregularities, periodic pains, backache,
Indigestion and nervous prostration.
Every such suffering woman owes it ta
herself to give Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound a trial.
If you would likeRpecial advice
about your case write a confiden
tial letter to Mrs. Pinkham, at
Lynn, Mass. Her advice is free,
and always helpful.
Diamonds and Prosperity.
Cable reports from South Africa In
dicating that the diamond industry is
again running full capacity make un
necessary further assurances from
commercial agencies that "prosperi
ty" has begun to show its head.
They may very accurately gauge the
conditions in the general financial and
commercial life, but the barometer
that tells of the restoration of the elu
sive condition which is called "confi
dence" is 650 miles in the Interior of
distant South America. It is the ship
ping desk of the De Beers Consolidat
ed Diamond Company at Kimberly.
This isolated barometer is bo sensi
tive that It forecasts trouble long be
fore there are any visible indications
of tight pocketbooks. Indiannpolis
News.
KTJNTON'S EMINENT DOCTORS AT
YOUR SERVICE FREE.
Hot Penny to Tay For the Fullest
Mcdirnl Examination.
It you are in doubt as to the cause
f your disease mall us a postal re
questing a medlcalexamlnatlonblank,
which you will fill out and return to
us. Our doctors will carefully diag
nose your case, and it you can be
cured you will be told so; If you can
not be cured yon will be told so. Tou
are not obligated to us in any way, for
this advice is absolutely free; you are
at liberty to take our advice or not as
you see fit Send to-day for a medi
cal examination blank, fill out and
return to'us as promptly as possible,
and our eminent doctors will diagnose
your case thoroughly absolutely free.
Munyon's, 63d and Jefferson Sts.,
Philadelphia, Pa.
State-Wide Prohibition.
Thf Florida Legislature has, by an
overwhelming majority passed the bill
providing for a State-wide prohibition
amendment to be voted on next year,
whkoh if carried out will make prohi
bition, so it la declared, nernetual.
Mm. Wirmlow'i Soothing Synip forChildren
teething, softens the gums, reduces imlaimna. j
tion, ulluya pain, cure wind colic, 23c a bottle.
There is great excitement among
the farmers and property owners at
Sackett Lake, near here, over a dis
covery of a clay that burns as w.ell as
coal and abounds in crest nunntitios.
METALLIC
HEELS &.
:OUHTERSj
Made of Steel
'For Miners, Qnarrymen,
Farmers and All Men
Who Do Bough Work.
Will cut down your
shoe bills. You can buy
shoes fitted with them
from Your dealer, or any cob
bler can put them on. They will
make your old shoes good as new.
Will outlast three pairs of leather
heels. Let us send you booklet
that tells all about them.
UNITED SHOE
MACHINERY CO
BOSTON,
MASS.
FRKR Texan Onfrie. Owner' bmii prloes, farm,
ranch, rolonixatlon tract.; uu from owuent;
aaiajMMuinlaaiou. lavu.ujiV U utile, OominhiM, lax.
P. N. TJ.. 33, 1909.
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Belle of the White House.
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MISS HELEN TAFT.
Only Daughter of the President and Mrs. Taft.
Up-to-Pato Clothesline.
A sensible clothes dryer, which wtll
be welcomed by the particular house
wife, Ib the recent invention of a resi
dent of Port Angeles, Wash. It does
away with the unsightly long lines of
clothes usually associated with wasn
day. Instead, the clotheslines are
cconomncally arranged on one sup
port. The latter consists of a post,
to which are pivoted five or six bars.
These support the clothes line, which
Is arranged in graduated a lengths be
tween the bars. When thus spread
out there is thus probably 150 feet
of clothes line, affording considerable
space for the clothes. After the
clothes have become dried the line
and supports can be folded up and
placed out of eight by operating a
small lever on the main post. The
upper part of the framework being
thus detachable, it can be quickly re
moved or replaced Vhen needed.
There are thus no disfiguring clothes
posts to mar the lawn. Washington
Star.
Hall Cnlne's Portrait. ,
Clydo Fitch, the noted playwright,
was praising the reporter of the past.
"He has merged now," said Mr.
Fitch, "Into the playwright, the nov
elist or the leader writer. We don't
have reporters like btm now. Their
power is too soon recognized. They
rise too fast. And hence the news
columns suffer." ,
Mr. Fitch took down one of his
scrapbooks.
"Here Is a sample of the way re
porters used to write. It's very good
and amusing," he said,. "It's a de
scription of Hall Calne. Listen."
And he read:
" 'When ho removed his slouch hat
he showed long hair brushed back a
la pompadour. It has the shade of
maple sugar, and it is getting thin
r- :
This gate, located in Avon, Mass., was intended as a lasting reminder
ot an injustice which the owner believed he suffered when the town took
part ot his land by eminent domain lor-the establishment of water works.
It is made of a tree trunk and small branohes. Boston Post.
IT 'i
,
on the top. He had an enormous
collar, with a turn-down flap three
Inches deep. He could wear a collar
at least five sizes too small without
choking. His white necktie was tied
so carelessly that the knot part of it
hung two or three inches south ot
the collar button.' " Washington
Star.
Something Coming to Him.
A very recent Secretary of State
one day looked up from his desk and
suddenly asked:
lnstold reckedy.., ny-vyearsiren
"Do you speak Spanish, Mr.
Jones?"
"No, sir; I am sorry to say I do
not," the clerk addressed replied, re
gretfully. "Too bad, too bad!" the Secretary
commented, and turned again to his
papers.
The clerk had visions of an offered
appointment as Secretary ot Legation
at Madrid, and that very night set
diligently to work to acquire the
language of the Dons, and with un
UBiial success. Two months later he
ventured to suggest:
"Mr. Secretary, a short while ago
you asked me if I was familiar with
SpanlBh. At that time I was not, but
I have since mastered it."
"Indeed! Very good," the Secre
tary Bald. "Have 'you really become
proficient in the language In this
short time?"
"It seemed to come easy I sup
pose that accounts for it, sir," the
clerk modestly admitted.
"Excellent!" the Secretary said.
"You have a treat In store for your
self. Now you can read 'Don
Quixote' in the original!" Harper's
Weekly.
From Ttie Survey.
MRS. RCJSSELL SAGE.
One of the World's Richest Wcmen.
The pedigree of some Arab horses
nay be traced back for 2000 years.
A POETICAL TIP.
Should it be your one ambition to write a
humorous veine, pick out an ancient
subject, and express in language
terse. The editor may reject
it, if the meter's out of
joint; but if you fanh
ion it like this,
he'll mirely
see the
point .
Lippmcott'a.
NOT IN THAT CATEGORY.
"Your wife used to be very fond of
gentlemen's society, I remember."
"Yes, but when she married me
that ended that, I tell you." Boston
Transcript.
MIKE'S DEFINITION.
Tat "And phwat the dlvil Is
chafln' dish?"
Mike -"Whist! Ut's a fryln pan
that's got into society." Boston
Transcript.
TRUE.
Sunday-school Teacher "Now,
Johnny, what Is meant by 'the first
shall be last?' "
Johnny "The end seat hog."
New York Times.
, NO OFFENSE INTENDED.
TJsher (to absent minded Judge
about to leave the court) "You'ra
forgot to sentence Mm, my lord."
Judge "Dear, dear! I beg his par.
don." The Tatler.
GRATIFYING.
"One-half of the world does not
know how the other half lives."
"Well, it is gratifying to think that
one-half of the world attends to its
own business." Puck.
A PRECAUTION.
"Yes," said Mrs. Lapsllng, "John
ny's all right now. When he was bit
ten by the strange dog I took him to
a doctor's and had the wound ostra
cised right away." Chicago Tribune.
TRUTH ATE NO APPLE.
She "Some people have absolutely
no respect for the truth."
He "Well, if what they say about
Truth Is correct, the lady-er-hasn'l
much respect for herself." Bostoft
Transcript.
AN HEIRESS.
'.'How can one become a conversa
tionalist?" "It ought to be easy In your ease.
Just start off by mentioning what
your father Is worth." Louisville
Courier-Journal.
KEEPING IN STYLE.
Butcher "What can I send up to
day, Mrs. Styles?"
Mrs. Styles "Send me a leg ot
mutton, and be sure that It Is from a
black sheep; we are in mourning, you
know." Red Hen.
CURTAIN TALK.
"Will you take me to-night to
What Every Woman Knows?' "
Husband "My dear, If you could
suggest a play called 'What Not a
Woman Knows,' I would go In a min
ute." Harvard Lampoon.
TWO GUESSES.
"How did his lecture go?"
"Very well. He Introduced some
quotations that I couldn't recognize,
but I gathered from his manner that
they were by either Shakespeare or
himself." Cleveland Plain Dealer.
THE SITUATION.
"Everybody ought to marry for
love. "
"That's all right In theory."
"Well?"
"The trouble is that most of us
can't afford It." Louisville Courier
Journal. NONE LEFT IN BILL.
"A college edeucatlon," declared
the enthusiastic mother, "brings out
all that is good In a boy."
"Yes," retorted William's father,
"and In Bill's case I wish a little ot it
could have stayed in." Cleveland
Press.
CATERING TO HER FOIBLES.
. Customer "This hovel I bought ot
you yesterday is imperfect. It is put
into covers with the last chapter
first."
Bookseller "My dear Bir, pardon
my carelessness. That's one of our
special editions for ladles." Boston
Transcript.
PLENTY TO SAY. '
Hilton "My wife is a matter-of-fact
woman. She only speaks her
mind."
Chilton "So does mine, but she
changes her mind so often that it
keeps her talking all the tltnejjk
Chicago News.
A NEVER FAILING SUPPLY.
The fond husband was seeing his
wife off with the children for their
vacation in the countryi 'As she got
into the train, he said, "But, my dear,
won't you take some fiction to read?"
"Oh, no!" she responded" sweetly,
"I shaV. depend upon1 your letters
from home." Tatler.
CHEAP COAL HAS VALUE
Means by Which It Does Twice Work
of High Grade Coal.
According to expert government re
ports on fuel, the gas engine Is capa
ble of generating from two and a half
to three times as much power from a
given amount of coal as the steam en
gine. It economizes also In another way.
Fuel with eo high a percentage of im
purity that It could not hitherto be
used in factories can now be made to
generate sufficient power by means of
a ga9 engine to do the same work that
otherwise would require double the
quantity of high grade coal.
The lignite coal of North Dakota,
says The Natlonnl Magazine, has thus
been made to give out as much gas
engine force as the best West Virginia
and bituminous coal used under steam
boilers.
Some sort of coal Is indigenous to
almost all parts of America, but the
Imports of "Chicle."
The extension of the chewing gum
Industry and the use of that product
among the people of the United States
is illustrated by the fact that the im
portation of "chicle" in 1908, chiefly
tor use in the manufacture of chew
ing gum, amounted to more than 4,
000,000 pounds. This article, "chicle,"
Is obtained In Southern Mexico from
the trunk of the sapodilla plum tree,
and the importation of this gum dur
ing the last decade has amounted to
about 30,000,000 pounds, or over 13,
000 tons, valued at over $8,000,000.
"MEMOIRS OP PAN RICE," TOT!
CLOWN OP OUR DADDIES.
At Last, There Is on Bala a Book
Brimful of American Humor.
Any bookseller will tell you that
the constant quest of his customers
Is for "a book which will make me
laugh." The bookman Is compelled
to reply that the race of American
humorists has run out and comic lit
erature Is scarcer than funny plays.
A wide sale Is therefore predicted for
the "Memoirs of Dan Rice," the
Clown of Our Daddies, written by
Maria Ward Brown, a book guar
anteed to make you roar with laugh
ter. The author presents to the pub
lic a volume of the great Jester's
most pungent Jokes, comic harangues,
caustic hits upon men and manners,
lectures, anecdotes, sketches of ad
venture, original songs and poetical
effusions; wise and witty, serious,
satirical, and sentimental sayings of
the sawdust arena of other days.
These "Memoirs" also contain a series
of adventures and Incidents alternat
ing from grave to gay; descriptive
scenes and thrilling events; the rec
ord of half a century of a remarkable
life, In the course of which the sub
ject was brought Into contact with
most of the national celebrities of the
day. The book abounds In anecdotes,
humorous and otherwise; and It af
fords a clearer view ot the Inside
mysteries of show life than any ac
count heretofore published. Old Dan
Rice, as the proprietor of the famous
"One Horse Show," was more of a
national character than Artemus
Ward, and this volume contains the
humor which made the nation laugh
even while the great Civil War raged.
This fascinating book of 500 pages,
beautifully illustrated, will be sent
postpaid to you for f 1.50. Address
Book Publishing House, 134 Leonard
street, New York City.
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oaiy, 6 per cent of the coal energy si
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No Need of His Worrying.
Patient Well, doctor, do you think
I'm getting on all right?
Doctor O yes. You still have m
good deal of fever, but that doesn't
trouble me.
I'littent Of course not. If you had
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