CALLS OXYGEN USELESS Profettor 8ays Old Theory Is Wrong and Carbon Dioxide Is Not Fatal. Minneapolis. D. D. Mayne, princi pal ot Minnesota school of agriculture, announced the result of an experiment which he believes has exploded the old theory that oxygen was essential to life and that death would result Irom breathing carbon dioxide. To demonstrate this theory, Prof. Mayne confined a steer in a hermetic ally sealed stall and another in an open Btall. The first animal was Bhut nir from oxygen completely and at the end of several days was found to be In as good condition as the other. The experiment was repeated, the steers exchanging stalls. The result was the same both animals could Uve in the hermetically sealed stall without oxy ;en and neither suffered poisoning from carbon dioxide thrown out of their lungs. "The school ventilating system Is unnecessary," asserted Prof. Mayne. SI KTOTON'S EMINENT DOCTORS AT roun service free. 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The wife of the president must have been a wonderful woman, gifted in every thing from diplomacy to cooking. The men have long suspected that some woman invented both ice cream and matrimony, for men of genera tions have ' been inveigled into both. Let a boy end a girl go out walking, Just anywhere, and suddenly the boy will find himself face to face with a soda fountain or an ice cream parlor. It's just like a man who starts along courting aimlessly who suddenly finds bimself engaged. He doesn't under stand just how it happened. But he usually marches up bravely and finds that he enjoys both matrimony and Ice cream. Baltimore Sun. The Honeymoon. The honeymoon has no definite dur ation but is longer or shorter, accord ing as the temper of the high contract ing parties determine, or their rela tives, or the weather, or the mode, or the comparative cost of traveling r.nd staying at home. Briefly, it is that Interval during which the man. going out in the morning remembers his kiss and forgets his overshoes, as distin guished from the interval during which he remembers . his overshoes and forgot his kiss. Where Dwell the Thoughts. An old maids' club in New Jersey was recently wrecked by matrimony. This ds generally the case with old maids and bachelors' clubs, but It is not so strange after all, for the very formation of such organizations shows how much the subject le occupying the minds of the members. And when the matrimonial germ gets (into a mind It is then that Dan Cupid sees his chance to get busy. Baltimore Amer ican. SURPRISED HTM Doctor's Test of Food. A doctor In Kansas experimented with his boy In a test of food, and gives the particulars. He says: "I naturally watch the effect of different foods on patients. My own Jlttle son, a lad ot four, had been 111 with pneumonia, and during his con valescence did not seem to care for any kind of food. "I knew something of Grape-Nuts and Its rather fascinating flavour and particularly of its nourishing and nerve-building powers, so I started the boy on Grape-Nuts and found from the first dish that he liked It. "His mother gave it to him stead ily, and be began to Improve at once. In less than a month ha had gained about eight pounds and soon became po well and strong we bad no further anxiety about him. "An old patient of mine, 73 years old, came down with serious stomach trouble, and before I was called had got so weak he could eat almost nothing, and was In a serious condi tion. He had tried almost every kind of food for the sick without all. "I Immediately put him on Grape-' Huts, with good, rich milk and Just a little pinch of sugar. He exclaimed when I came next day, 'Why, doctor, I never ate anything so good or that made me feel so much stronger.' " "I am pleased to Bay that he got well on Grape-Nuts, but he had to stick to It for two or three weeks, then be began to branch out a little with rice or an egg or two. He got entirely well in spite of his almost hopeless condition. He gained. 22 pounds In two months, which at his age is remarkable. "I could quote a list of cases where Grape-Nutg has worked wonders." "There's a Reason." Read "The Road to Wellvllle," In pkga. Brer read the above letter? A aew one appears from time to time. Xbey are genuine, true, and fall mt i Interest. The New "Sick 4 i ' I 'it SW MAHOMET V., WHO REIGNS, BUT A "SLOW JOHN." By Eliot Kays Stone. . The Inhabitants of the Southern mountains sometimes grind their corn with an automatic miller known as the "Slow John." This contrivance Is very simple and crude In form and workmanship, but taking things slowly and easily and working steadily, It turns out from one to three bushels ot meal a day. There are two varieties, the more common one being constructed as fol lows: A trough is fastened to one end of a stout stick, and a perpendicular beam to the other. The stick Is sup ported In such a way as to make the beam end remain down of its own weight. But when water Is run Into the trough end the weight ot the water and trough combined makes that end heavier than the beam or hammer, whifh Is then lifted high 3 from the mortar in which it rests, and which, contains the corn. As the trough descends, the water runs out, and then the weight of the ham mer again brings it down Into the mortar with great violence. This is repeated day and night until the corn Is ground, when the meal is taken out and fresh corn put In Its place. An other variety of "Slow John" Is op erated by a water-wheel. It can readily be seen that such an automatic mill and miller is of great value to a community where every man Is needed In the field. Its cost Is practically nothing. After the few hours or days spent in Its construc tion, no attention need be paid to It beyond giving It something to do. I havo never seen one ot these ma chines save in a limited district In North Carolina, Tennessee and Ken tucky. That they exist there testifies, I think, to the originality of these secluded people, who have lived for so many generations in their own way, undisturbed by the shrill whistle of advancing civilization. Youth's Companion. His Happiest Hour. He "You remember the moon light night, twenty-five years ago, when I proposed?" She "Yes, indeed." He "We sat there for more than an hour, and you never opened your lips." She "Yes, dear." He "That was the happiest hour ot my life." Cleveland Leader. The Simplon tunnel was begun No vember 13,' 1898, and the Swiss and Italian boring parties met at 7.20 a. m., February 24, 1905. Mi? JU4 SI fL. , Hi 'I UH! nurr P THRONE OF THE SULTAN OF TURKEY. . When a new Sultan takes his seat here the ceremony of his lnatallatlon ls noi yet over. His real consecration takes place later, when the scimitar of Osman ls girded on him in a mosque which no unbeliever may enter. - Man of Europe." k L H DOES NOT RULE. OVER TURKEY. The Maxim Gun Silencer. The noiseless rifle invented by Hiram Percy Maxim has caused much discussion. Some declare that It will be an aid to criminals, because they can shoot without the noise from the explosion betraying them. Interior mechanism of gun silencer, iC:. to ,x mi iwm WW .'!,.. .. l l mm. MM the "reverse turbine," which prevent gas from escaping rapidly, Is shown in the picture. Dresden a City of Pleasure. Dresden Is essentially a city of pleasure of fair, wide prospects, of hearty river life, of zest In nature and art. Even the public buildings cluster about the Elbe, just as the hutB of the first settlers clusterea. A circle of Wendlsh herdsmen's huts on the right bank, a line of fisher shanties on the left these were the unlikely beginnings of Dresden In the sixth century. But the settlement lay at the only point In the river val ley where a ford was practicable, tempting the Germans to settle on the left bank between the Wends and the swamps, or Seen, unlovely places that have long since disappeared, leaving behind only the names See strasse, Am See and Seevorstadt. In deed, the very name of Dresden la iwived from the Slavic dresjen, I which means "dwellers in the swamp- forest." Century. mmmm TSETSE ONLY A, CARRIER Famed African Fly Not Itself Respon slble for Disease. New York. The tsetse fly, the In eeot that Jumped from obscurity to public notice on the eve of Theodore Roosevelt's departure for Africa, re ceived a certificate of character at the Rockefeller institute. Dr. S. J. Melt zer, one of the affiliated specialists, announces that the dreaded sleeping sickness is carried by the tsetse fly only incidentally, that is, from one al ready effected to a fresh subject, as the common house fly may carry typhoid. His bite is not venomous, Bays the phystciun, while the real of fender Is the only disease germ known to have the poer ot locomo tion the trypanosum. The microscopic organism has the disease bound up in its system and has heen exclusively used recently by the Rockefeller institute to all the in oculations of mice. The institute is at work with a new serum for tthe cure of the sleeping sickness, for which it' has high, hopes, but no an nouncement of its nature will be made before next winter. Since the sleeping sickness first made its appearance in Uganda in 1901, 200,000 have died by It in one district alone, and its toll from the Congo Free State has been almost un believably heavy. BABY'S SKIN ERUPTION CURED. Was So Sore, Irritating and Painful That Little Sufferer Could .Not Sleep Scratched Constantly Cuticura's Efficacy Proven. "When about two and a half years old my daughter broke out on her bips and the upper parts of her legs with a very irritat ing and painful eruption. It begun in Octo ber; the first I noticed was a little red sur face and a constant desire on her part to cratch her limbs. She could not sleep and the eruptions got sore, and yellow water came out of them. I had two doctors treat her, but she grew worse under their treat ment. Then I bought the Cuticura Rem 'edie and onlv used thpm twn weplcn whpn "she was entirely well. This was in Febru ary, bhe has never had another rough place on her Bkin, and she is now fourteen years old. Mrs. R. R. Whitaker, Winches ter, Tenn., Sept. 22, 1908." Potter Drug & Chem. Corp., Sole Props, of Cuticura Remedies, Boston, Mass. The Soul's Summer Solstice. The soul must have Its days to romp, to wade in the creeks and swing from the branches of the trees. If it hasn't. It will get hard and dry, and you can't make a dent In it with a line of poetry or the touch of a van ished hand. Seeing a person in a parlor or an office Is only half Beelng hiin. You muct go out among the dryads and the nnlnds and the sweet Biiirits of the emeialrt outdoors, anil talk to him with a mouthful of fried chtcken and an earful of women's voices. Do Your Feet Ache nml Mnrnf Slinke into your sliues Allen's Foot-Ease, a powder for the feet. It ninkes tight or new shoes feel easy. Cures Corns, llunions, Swollen, Ilot, Smarting and Sweating Feet and Ingrowing Nulls, bold by ail Druggixts ana ouoe mores, m cis. otimjne sunt x ir.is, Address Allen S. Olmsteii, LcKoy, N. Y. Spring Cleaning. "Dad, I was simply great In relay events," boasted the boy from college, "Good enough, son. We'll make use of them talents.- Your ma will soon be ready to relay the carpets."' 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A well-known scientist was lectur ing on the sun's heat, and In the course of his remarks said: "It is an established fact that the sun is grad ually but surely losing its heat and in the course of some 70,000,000 years It will be exhausted; consequently this world of ours will be dead and like the moon, unable to support any form of life." At this Juncture a member of his audience rose, in an excited manner, and said: "Pardon me, professor, but' how many years did you say it would be before this calamity overtakes us?" The professor "Seventy million, sir." ' "Thank God," was the reply. "I thought you said seven millions." Success Magazine. Hard Times In Germany. Supplementing frequent reports of hncd times in Germany are conflrma tory census figures for that country which indicate that the large cities are falling off In population. Berlin, for example, which grew very rnpidly In prosperous times, contained 2,100. 912 souls nt the close of 1908. a fall ing off of 4.419 in one year. 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