TIRED ALL THH TOOL languor, llstlessness, dullness Of plrlta are often due to kidney dlsor- . ders. Pain and weakness In the back, sides and hips. headaches, dizziness, urinary disorders are sure signs that the kidneys need imme diate attention. De lay Is dangerous. J. Wilfred Zell, Dun cannon, Pa., says: "Kidney backache I and rheumatic pains made my life miserable. I could not sleep well and always felt tired. My limbs wero stiff and sore and I was hardly able to work. I was so bad I did not care to live. Doan's Kidney Pills brought quick relief and soon permanent cure." ' Remember the name Doan's. For sale by all dealers. GO cents a box. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y. Orchid Sold for $10,500. If you had quite nn ordinary orchid collection you could take up one of the better bulbs that had flowered prettily and go out and buy, with the proceeds of lis sale, a peachblow vase, a high-powered touting car, or a rea sonably safe and sane balloon. Count Apponyi of Budapest paid $5,000 to a Venezuelan for an orchid of a species bo gigantic that oxen were required to convey it and the section of tree to which it was attached. Because a Cattelya had a violet blue corolla In stead of the violet rose corolla of (its species, its price leaped $250. For the FIttlanum of the H. T. Pitt collec tion, a small plant, the high bid was $6,000. Mr. Pitt himself paid $C,500 for the celebrated imported Persim mon Crlspum. This had been bought In open market, before flowering, for 86 cents. It is the plant that has demonstrated how it can bloom that costs dear. For the spotted Crlspum "Frederic Sander," Mr. Pitt, after see ing the bloom, paid 2,000 guineas nearly $10,500. Ask Yonr Druggist For Allen's Foot-Baas "1 tried Allen's Fool-Kane recently, and have just boutiht. another supply. It has cured my corns, and the hot, biiminn and itching sensation in my feet which wai al most unbearable, and I would not ba with out it now. Mr. W. J. Walker, Camden, H. J." bold br all Druggists, 25c. 29 Entertaining Catbird. Nothing escapes his eye, for he Is curiosity personified. He wants to know the why and wherefore of every thing that is a little strange, and does not rest until he has found out. When let out In a room, he will carefully ex amine every nook and corner. He Is an Inveterate Joker and delights to play jokes on his fellow-prisoners, while his sense of humor i almost hu man at times. The pin-cushion ds a constant wonder and delight to him. He flies to it as soon as let out of his cage, and either pulls In pins all out or drives them into the cushion as far s possible. If he pulls them out, he hops to the edge of the table and drops them on the floor, flirting his tall and uttering a note of great sat isfaction when they strike the floor. Suburban Life. Jnde Follows Good Roads. Heavy loads of farm produce are held up by bad roads, and the better route Is chosen for them, sometimes, even when the market is not as much to the likilng of the farmer as the one , offered by a city or town situated on poorer highways. The important fact bout this Is that the farmers usually do their trading in the same place where they market their crops, and their trade is valuable to the mer chants of any city. Schenectady Ga ette. Ham and Egg Logic. Eggs, it seems, would not be eo high if chicken feed were not so high; and chicken feed would not be so high It eggs were not so high. Whereupon it te adjudged that you cannot beat the system, anyhow. Washington Herald. ORIGIX Of a Famous Human Food. The story of great discoveries or Inventions is always of Interest. An active brain worker who found himself hampered by lack of bodily trength and vigor and could not carry out the plans and enterprises he knew how to conduct, was led to tudy various foods and their effects upon the human system. In other Words, before he could carry out his plans he had to find a food that would earry him along and renew his physi cal and mental strength. He knew that a food which was a brain and nerve builder (rather than a mere fat maker) was universally needed. He knew that meat with the average man does not accomplish the desired results. He knew that the soft gray substance In brain and nerve centres Is made from Albumen and Phosphate of Potash obtained from food. The he Btarted to solve the problem, Careful and extensive experiments evolved Grape-Nuts, the now famous food. It contains the brain and nerve building food elements In condition tor easy digestion. The result of eating Grape-Nuts dally is easily seen in a marked stur dlness and activity of the brain and nervous system, making It a pleasure for. one to carry on the dally duties without fatigue or exhaustion. Grape-Nuts food 1b in do sense a tlmulant, but Is simply food which renews and replaces the daily waste of brain and nerves. Its flavour is charming, and being fully and thoroughly cooked at the factory It Is served Instantly with cream. - The signature of the brain worker apoken of, C. W. PoBt, is to be seen on each genuine package of Grape Nuts. Look In pkgs. for the famous lit tle book. "The Road to Wellvllle." There's a Reason." I JStoam 1 I CIVILIZATION OF THE The Triumphal March of Old World Influent:' From the Great Lukes to the Gulf of Mexico as Symbolized In tho Sculptural Creation, "The Apotheosis of Saint Louis," by Charles H. NIehnus, of New York. From a series of excellent sculptural illustrations In The Journal of American History, a quarterly publication Issued by The Associated Pub lishers of American Records, New Haven, Conn. TO DISTINGUISH THE VARIOUS CUTS OF BEEF It Is as essential that house keeper be instructed in everything pertaining to the various branches of her housework as it Is Indispensable for a man to be efficiently equipped for the particular business which he follows every day of his life. To her Is given the care of the home, and not the least Important part of this Is Its finances. One of the most im portant points In this regard is that the housewife should market econom ically. This doeb not mean, buying on a cheap scale anyone can do that but a Judicious purchasing cf all requisite a.tkles. The mo6t econom ical buyer Is the one who gets the greatest returns for the least ex penditure, and these returns shon'd be In quality even more than In quantity. Ab meat forms the greater share of any one food, and as Its cost generally averages the highest, It behooves the housekeeper to look well to her meat bills. It these are larger than sh would wish to have them, nothing but sagacious buying will reduce them. WHERE THE VARIOUS CUTS and this can only be accomplished by i a more or less thorough knowledge of the various cuts of meat, the loca tion, and their values as blood and tissue builders for the human system. Beef, lamb and mutton .form the staples of meet diet, and as beef is consumed In the greatest quantity, It has been thought advisable to pre pare the Illustration on this page, marking it oft as a chart. So much attention Is paid to-day to scientific cooking, and there are so many ways, through the magazines and papers, for the average woman to keep her self informed, that It is inexcusable for any except the most inexperienced housekeeper not to have an Intelli gent knowledge of the choice and In ferior cuts of meat. Few housekeep ing articles, however, touch on the very important subject of meat, that Is, in Its Initial stage, or from a point where the butcher cuts It Into large sections to be set aside until special cuts are taken from each. The ac companying illustration, therefore, will prove most interesting to the woman who wishes to add to her store of knowledge on this subject American Home Monthly. A Missouri Tragedy. As the forms for the Wednesday Herald were going down the eleva tor at 4.30 the elevator chain broke and let the entire load fell to the floor of the basement In a conglom erate heap. Columbia Herald. . Losing Money. A woman who was suing for di vorce was abusing her husband. "It cost nothing to get him, but it will cost me $75 to get rid of him," said ha. AtchlBon Globe. TOSIPP1 VALLEY, r ill fPf Cingalese Superstition. An old Cingalese woman, who lived In an ordinary native hut by herself, died and was buried. On the follow ing day a large Iguana (a species of lizard which attains great size) en tered the compound of a gentleman living close by and attacked his poul try. Hearing the noise and commo tion he came out, and on ascertaining the cause got his gun and shot the iguana. No sooner had he done this than there arose a great uproar from the relatives of the old woman, who declared that he had killed her, be cause her spirit had passed into the lizard, In proof of which they pointed triumphantly to the fact that it had never before been seen In the vicinity and only appeared after her death. Rupees Anally appeased the outraged feelings of the old woman's descend ants. Java Times. Music Leaf Turner. Among recent patented devices 1b an Ingenious apparatus for turning the leaves of music, designed by a Pennsylvania man. Numerous at tempts have been made to devise a music leaf turner, but none has as OF BEEF COME FROM. yet proved practical. At least we da not see orchestras or bands using any of thorn. The one shown In the Illus tration certainly seems practical in every way. At the same time its op eration is very simple. It can be used in connection with any of the or dinary music stands generally em ployed for the purpose. Attached to the frame is a receptacle containing the operating mechanism. Extend ing from the receptacle are six or more rods, which are bent at right angles and end in fingers. The latter when in position rest on each suc cessive, page of the music. Depend ing from the operating nechanlsm Is a rubber tube and bulb, the latter resting on the ground close to the musician's foot. When the musician has reached the end of the page and desjres to continue on the next, he presses the bulb with his foot, and the first page of music is turned over. On each successive page he does the same, each finger in turn forcing the next page over.-1 Washington Star. M,uTf, NJ nUNYON'S PAV-PAVPILLS The beat Stomach nil f.tvpp PITta bnntrn and positive and speedy cure for Con stipation, Indigestion, Jaundice, biliousness, Bour Btonincu. Head ache, and all aliments arising tram a disor dered stomach or sluggish liver. They contain In eonceutrnt ed form all the vir tues anil Tallies of Munyon's Pan-raw tonic and are mail from the Juice of the Paw-Paw fruit. I unhesitatingly recom mend these pills as being the hest lma tlve and cathartic ever compounded. Get a 25-cent bottle nnd If you are not per fectly satisfied I 'Till rcfnsd your money. -MUNYON. Jli i'Y-TH IRD and JKFFERSON' STS., PIIILADKLI'lllA. PA. Woman, the Eternal Savage. According to Professor Starr of the University of Chicago woman remains "the eternal savage." It is Impossible to civilize her becuuse "the fundamen tal nature of woman is barbaric." Her fondness for deception, her love of finery, her very superstitions mark her as a "pnlmitive," a being no furth er advanced than her sister of the Jungle. She thinks the old thoughts, feels the old emotions, Is moved by the old Impulses; she dresses In the old gew-gaws; she is thnllled by the world old hopes and fears." And It Is on her possession of these characteristics, says Dr. Starr, that the continuance of the race depends. This is, perhaps, the greatest tri bute ever paild to women. They are shown to be nature's sole product that has resisted the processes of evolu tion. However they came Into the world, whether fashioned from a rib or not, they came perfect and com plete like Athena from the brow of Zeus. They achieved the sumnium bonum of existence at a bound. Profesor Starr will no doubt admit that woman, while retaining her orig inal savagery, has improved on her Bister of the Jungle. The latter does not chnnge her costumes four times a day; her palm tree trousseu serves for all occasions. Nor is she a con noisseur of cocktails. But if we fol low the Chicago anthropollglst, It is in the essential nature" of her "influ ence by means of personal charm that woman remains unchanged. New York World. DREADFUL DANDRUFF. Girl's Head Kucrustcd Fonrcd T,oss of All Her llnir Iluliy Had Milk Crust Missionary's Wife Made Perfect Cures by Cutlcura. "For severul years my husband was a missionary in the Southwest. Every one in that high and dry atmosphere has more or less trouble with dandruff and my daugh ter's scalp became so encrusted with it Unit I was alarmed for fear she would lose all her hair. After trying various remedies, in desperation I bought a cake of C'uticura Soap and a box of Cuticura Ointment. They left the scalp beautifully clean and free from dandruff and I am hapy to say that the Cuticura Remedies were a com plete success. I have also used successfully the Cuticura Remedies for so-sailed 'milk crust' on baby'a head. Cuticura is a bless ing. Mrs. J. A. Darling, 310 Fifth St., Carthage, Ohio, Jan. 20, 1008." Potter Drug & Chem. Corp., Sole Props, of Cuticura Remedies, Boston, Mass. A Glimpse of the Past. The giant his name Is of no con sequence was putting on his seven league boots. "Including, of course," he explained, "both the major leagues, and perhaps the Three Eye. I've forgotten the names of the others." Having already put on his Sox; he fared forth and went on a terrific bat. Chicago Tribune. Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup forCliildren teething, softens the gums, reduces inflamma tion, ttllayspain, cures wind colic, 25c a bottle. Take Life Like a Man. It is a pitiable thing to see a young man whining over his lot In life, and excusing indifference and inaction be cause of hard luck or some cruel fate which has put stumbling blocks in his way. No matter what your environ ment, or what you may be called upon to go through, face it like a man, with out whining. Turn your face to the sun, your back to the shadows and look the world In the face without wincing. Make the most of your sit uation. See the beauties In It and not the ugly features. This Is the way to Improve an unfortunate environ ment. Success Mae-nzlne. Most old people must give the bowels gentle, con Btanthelp. One candy Cascaret each day does that. Harsh physic, taken regularly, makes the bowels callous. Cascarets do not. Nearly all old people now use this natural, gentle help.( Vest-pocket box. 10 cents at aruar-atores. B54 Each tablet of the genuine is marked C C C. DAISY FLY KILLER plsMtjui nywhr -is turn kiiisi l Neat. ; mii o rnmeotL eo n nlnt .cheafk JBlaoll iun. Ca n n"t apt 1 1 or tip over, will not Roll oii n urea n tb t nir. Gurmnten elf mv tire. Ofamlrrf or Bf nt prtpa id for &te. Ilsrwlcf Hotssr. UOD k alb i Brkiru New ! ESTABLISHED 1999 P. N. U. 29,. 1909. nDHPQV NEW DISCOVERY ; J rC J O I l,ri inl-l r.Uf and .ar4 ir.l Hiri, llii.li f If.llmonlnU Mud IO trf.li...! rm. Dr. u. u. vukisi a bo-ia, a.i a, uiuii, ba. A "MEMOIRS OF DAH RICE," TEtJO CLOWN OF OVB DADDIES. At Last, There lj on Bale Book Brimful of American Humor. Any bookseller will tell you that the constant quest of his customers is for "a book which will make me laugh." The bookman Is compelled to reply that the race of American humorists has run out and eomlc lit erature Is scarcer than funny plays. A wide sale Is therefore predicted for tHe "Memoirs of Dan Rice," the Clown of Our Daddies, written by Maria Ward Brown, a book guar anteed to make you roar with laugh ter. The author presents to the pub lic a volume of the great Jester's most pungent Jokes, comic harangues, caustic hits upon men and manners, lectures, anecdotes, ' sketches of ad venture, original songs and poetical effusions; wlso and witty, serious, satirical, and sentimental sayings of the sawdust arena of other days. These "Memoirs" also contain a series ot adventures and Incidents alternat ing from grave to gay; descriptive scenes and thrilling events; tho rec ord of half a century of a remarkable life, In the course of which the sub ject was brought Into contact with most of the national celebrities of the day. The book abounds In anecdotes, humorous and otherwise; and It af fords a clearer view of the Inside mysteries of bIiow life than any ac count' heretofore published. Old Dan Rice, as the proprietor of the famous "One Horse Show," was more of a national character than Artemus Ward, and this volume (contnlns the humor which made the nation laugh even while the great Civil War raged. This fascinating book of 600 pages, beautifully illustrated, will be sent postpaid to you for $1.50. Address Book Publishing House, 134 Leonard street, New York City. The Eye a Perfect Camera. The eye is the most perfect camera In existence. It is not so quick a9 the best that man makes, some of which can fix the image of the lightning flash In a way the eye has never be held It, yet for adaptability and for taking an endless array of pictures on the same plate it stands unapproached by anything man has ever devised. It Is a camera no larger than a marble. Its photographic plate 6s no larger than a quarter. Yet on its surface It has 137,0(10.000 nerves or "wires'' and i;)7,000,000 little rods and cones which serve as stations on telegraphic lines lo the brain. The moment a ray of light strikes one of these little sta tions a speaking account Is telegraph ed to the braiin over a private wire. Each station makes Its own report, all of the 137,000,000 wires passing to the brain through a cable no larger than a slate pencil. There the entire 137,000,000 reports are woven Into a single story and that story Is what we think when we see. Sour Milk to Prolong Life. Don't throw away sour milk. Drink It. Dr. Charles Ralnhardt, an English physician, has written a little book called "120 Years of Life and How to Attain Them." He telU of investiga tions among the Bulgarians. He was attracted to Bulgaria by a government table showing that there were many persons In the country who had reach ed the age of 120 years and were nllve and hearty. He went to Bul garia a skeptic; he came away con vinced that the Bulgarians are the longest lived of all nations. He de cided that the secret of extreme and active old age was sour milk. The Bulgarians take a special form of sour milk dally. It Is prepared with a fer ment known as "mays." Relnhardt says that this sour, millk used over the world will lengthen the average life by at least 20 years. New York Press. Truly Rural. "I want a home," said the city man, "where I can see plenty of fresh green vegetables and have livestock and chickens about me." "I've got the very thing you want," returned the enthusiastic agent; "a cozy six-room flat right next to a mnrkethouse." Washington Star. POSITIVELY BEST AFETY SuoJUL. 5 EXTRA. BLADES "Shrp-Sha Blades or by mail in YmU'U'UMJ'UMiUtUiUtlJSmj 0 EOOX PUBLISHING HOUSE, 134 -IZJ I I MORE PINKHAM CURES Added to the Long List due to This Famous Remedy. Camden, N. J. "It is with pleasure that I add my testimonial to your already long list hoping tliat it may induce others to avail themselves ol this valuable medi cine, LydiaE. Pink ham's Vegetable Compound! I suf fered from terribls headaches, pain is my back and right side, was tired and nervous, and s weak Icottki hardlt stand. Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegeta ble Compound re. stored me to health and made me leel like a new person, and it shall always have my praise. Mrs. W. P. Valentine, 002 Lincoln Avenue, Camden, N. J. Gardiner, Me. "I was a great suf ferer from a female disease. The doc tor said 1 would have to go to the hospital for an operation, but Lydia E. l'inkham's Vegetable Compound com pletely cured me in three months." Miss. S. A. AVii.i.tams, It. P. 1). No. U, Uox 80, Gardiner Me. Because your case is a difficult one, doctors having done you no good, do not continue to suffer without giving Lydia E. l'inkham's Vegetable Compound a trial. 1 1 Biirtly lias cured many cases of female ills, such as iu fliiinmntion, ulceration, displacements, iibroid tumors, irregularities, periodic pains, backache, that bearing-dowa feeling, indigestion, dizziness, and ner vous prostration. It costs but a trifle to try it, and the result is worth mil lions to many suffering women. Gentle, but Disturbing. She Don't you enjoy the first touch of spring? He No; hanged If I do: It's my wilfe's touch for a new ha. Bostoi Transcript. II. II. GnrEX's Soxs.of Atlanta, (j.,sre the only uccesful Dropsy Speciulistt intlw world. See their liberal oiler in advertise ment in another column of this paper. Opportunities Gone. "Young man," Bald the Successful Old Ouy, "I started as a clerk on $1 a week, and today I own- the busi ness." "I know," answered the Young Chap, "but they have cash registers In all the stores now." METALLIC ABSOLUTELY CHEAPEST RAZOR Save Shaving Money Hera's a revolution In Safety wftuie, wo marvelous vr" 25c Safety Razor HEELS Wf Made of Steal If For Miners, Onarrymen, Farmeri f I and Alt Hen Who Do Rongh WorL' fi I Till save you from tprainJ ankles aai I VV chafed heels. They can be attached I I to your old ihoet and will make them aawi I I as new. Your shoe dealer haa ahoea Mad W I with them, or any cobbler can put them m. m I They will never break dovtn. fy f 1 Send lor booklet thai tella JhfjF all about them. jSq I lUnltedShoeMachlnerjCo I wnicn gives you better BLADE VALUE than razors costing 20 times the price. The practical value Is In the BLADE. It Is the beat because made of the finest steel tempered by a special process and scientifically ground and honed down to the keennst possible edge. Yon pay 25 cents for the best practical Razor ever in troduccd. and you save nineteen-twentiethsof the fancy prices asked for fancy frames and hold ers. The "SHRP SHA VR" RAZOR is so ut In the frame as to be correctly ''angled" ta suit any face. We sell you the whole Rasor at 2Jc. so ns to create a market for our blades. Extra "SHRP SHAVR" Blndcs. I for ISc. And satin finlati silver-plate d stoppers at 10c each We send the Razor comolete. extra tho Strop per, prepaid on receipt of price samps or cash. LEONARD STRUT, N. Y. 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