MAIN STREET. atria anil circled, clctrlri and plrli. Bangs, pompadours, trisiles and curls DWIll Kllllll-IMKt IIITM I nilU lltlll. Round the Open Mint of Puturday Night! Old men, young men, real boys anil boys Web-footed, clgnretted, "Mother's Only Joys!" Women with bundles and babies and cares, The babies In go-carts with Teddy Bears, Cross and sleepy and squealing wltn woe, Tired of staying, but don't want to go! Tipsy men gravely threading the. male, Trying vainly to relnta It all Willi tlielr lost Yesterdays! An Alley Belle with palmed check, Locking fur a lover tJp and dnwn Main Street, where the an-llghts quiver The long, l int:, long street ending In the river. If. Lightness nnd laughter en girlieh Hps. Or they echo the. poisoned Jest tlmt slips, A serpent thing, now In shade, now In llKht, Through the Open Mart of Saturday Niulit! Big boys, little boys, reil men nnd men Foul -hearted, passion -stricken, Hogging for their den! A tiawker c rying his burnished wares. By the Bide of the popcorn man, who shares "His torchlight with him; around them a troop Df hnlf-revealed children a, cherub broup! Frail housekeepers piling their baskets wide Servants to the bodies of those they love, Woman's pitiful pride! A Factory ilrl with w ilsl turned low, Looking for :i lover Up nnd down Main street, where the arcllghts nuiver The long, long, long street ending In the river. 11T. Gnyety ripples the Fpring-tnned air The grace of girlhood Is everywhere! Shop doors stand free, full streams of light On the Open Mart of riatnrrtny Night! The Hunter stalks his big Kami a dove In the beginning, enmeshed In the name of lxve! And at the corner with ling nnd drum Some Soldiers proclaim liod'a kingdom come! Phallow-eyed women gazing In windows At their waxen sisters, standlmr In rows; While above the clamor, a wall between "They're hanging men and women mere For wearing of the Green!'1 A High Rchool lilrl, with sweet nrnn bare, looking for a lover Up and down Main Street, where nre arcllghtB quiver The long, long, long street ending In the river. ENVOY. You mothers, who carried these girls, Bore them In love nnd pride. Do you know the men that walk tonight With ribald Jest, at their side Up and down Main Street, where the arcllghtB quiver The long, long, long street ending In the river? -H. Rea Woodman, In New York Times. Through the Storm. The final rupture came two years after their marriage. Emily In rebel lious anger told her husband that she would no longer live In the game house with his mother. "You must choose between us,' she said, her splendid voice vibrating with all the unleashed emotion of her being, yet with no fal tering in It. "If she stays I go." Stephen Fair, harassed and bewil deerd, was angry whn the relentless anger of a patient man, roused at last. , "Go, then," he said sternly, "I'll never turn my mother from rny door for any woman's whim." The stormy red went out of Emily's face, leaving it like a marble mask. "You mean that?'' she said, calmly. "Think well. If I go I shall never re turn." "I do mean, it," said Stephen. "Leave my house it you will, if you hold your marriage vow so lightly. When your senses return you are welcome to come back to me. will never ask you to." Without another word Emily turned away. That night she went back to John and Amelia. They, on their part, wercomed her back gladly, believing her to be a wronged and ill used wo man. They hated Stephen Fair with a new and personal rancor. The one that they could hardly have forgiven Emily would have been the fact of her relenting toward him. But she did not relent. In her soul the knew that, with all her just griev ances, she had been in the wrong, nnd for that she could not forgive him! Two years after she had left Steph en, Mrs, Fair had died, and his wid owed sister went to keep house for him. If he thought of Emily he made no sign. Stephen Fair never broke a word once passed. And now Stephen was ill. The strange woman felt a certain pride in her own inflexibility because the fact did not affect her. She told herself that she could not have felt more un concerned had he been the merest stranger. Nevertheless she watched for John Phillipses homecoming. At 10 o'clock she heard his voice in The kitchen. She leaned out of bed and pulled open the door. She heard voices below, but could not distinguish the words, so she rose and w.ent noise lessly out into the hall, -knelt down ty the stair railing and listened. The door of the kitchen was open below her and a narrow shaft of light struck on her white, intent face. She looked like a woman waiting for the decree of doom. At first John and Amelia talked of trivial matters. Then tse latter said abruptly, "Did you ever hear how Stephen Fair was?'' "He's dying," was the brief response. Emily heard Amelia's startled ex clamation. She gripped the square rails with her hands until the sharp edges dented deep into her fingers. John's voice came up again, harsh and expressionless. "He took a bad turn the day before yesterday and has been getting worse ver since. The doctors don't expect him to live till morning." Stepken, her husband dying! In the bursting anguish of that moment . her own soul was an open bcok before , her. . The love she had burled rose Irora the deeps of her being In an aw ful accusing' resurreetion. Out of her stupor and pain a purpose formed Itself dearly. She must go to Stephen, she must beg ana win his for giveness before It was too late. Bhe dared not go down to John and ask him to take her to her husband. He might refuse. The Phillipses had been known to do as hard things as that. At best there would be a storm of pro test and disapproval on her brother' and sister's part, and Emily felt that she could not encounter 'dint In her present mood. H would drive her mad. She lighted a lamp and dressed her self noiselessly, but with feverish haste. Then she listened. The house was very Btill. Amelia nnd John had gone to bed. She wrappad herself In a heavy woolen shawl banging in the hall and crept downstairs. With numbed fingers she fumbled at the key of the hall door, turned it and slipped out Into the night. -In after yenrs that frenzied walk through the storm and blackness seem ed an unbroken nightmare to Kmily Fair's recollection. Often she fell. Once as she did so a j at; Red, dead limb of fir struck her forehead and cut in it a gash that marked her for life. As sho struggled to her feet and found her way again, the blood trickled down over her face. "Oh, God, don't let. him die before I get to him don't don't don't!" she prayed desperately, with more of de fiance than of entreaty in her voice; then, realizing this, she cried out in horror. Surely some fearsome punish ment would ( tune on her for such wick edness she would find her husband lying dead. When Emily opened the kitchen door of the Fair homestead, Almira Bent ner cried out in her alarm. Who or what was this creature, with the white face and the wild eyes, with torn and dripping garments and disheveled, wind-wrlthen hair, and the big drops of blood trickling from her brow. The next moment she recognized Emily, and her face hardened. She bad ali ways hated Emll Fair. "What do you want here?" she asked harshly. "Where Is mv htifband?" said Em ily. "You can't see him," said Mrs. Sent. ner, dofiantly. "The doctors won't al low anyone In the room, but those he's used to. Strangers excite him." The Insolence and the cruelty of her speech fell on unheeding ears. Emily understanding only that her husband yet lived, turned to the hall door. "Stand back," she said, in a voice that was little more than a thrilling whisper, but which yet had in it some thing that cowed Almira Sentner's malice. Sullenly she stood aside, and Emily went unhindered up the stairs to the room where the sick man lay. Emily pushed them aside and fell on her knees by the bed. One of the doc tors made a hasty motion as if to draw her back, but the other checked him. "It doesn't matter now," he said, sig nificantly. Stephen Fair turned his languid, un shorn head on the pillow. His dull, fevered eyes met Emily's. He had not recognized anyone all day, but he knew his wife. "Emily!" he whirpered. Emily drew his head close to her face and kissed him passionately. "Stephen, I've come back to you. Forgive me forgive me say that you forgive me." "It's all right, my girl," he said fee bly. She buried her face in the pillow be side his with a sob. In the wan, gray light ot the autumn dawn tho old doctor came to the bed side and lifted Emily to her feet. She had not Btirred the whole night. Now she raised her white face with dumb pleading in her eyes. The doctor glanced at the sleeping man on the bed. "Your husband will live, Mrs. Fair," he said, gently. "I think your com ing saved him. His joy turned the ebbing tide in favor of life." "Thank God!" saiu Emily Fain- Springfield Republican. SUDAN ARABS' DUEL3. Where Pastoral Life Doesn't Always Lead to Peace and Quiet. The country to the southeast of Te- kar is the home of the Hasas; the Hadendoas. occupy the khors to the south and the plateau to the south west. Both of these are black Arabs, speaking different languages. The Hasas live almost entirely on sour milk, while the Hadcndoas are agricultural as well as pastoral. Their dokhn and durra. milletlike grains, were ripening in February and being protected from countless swarms of small birds by men who 6tood on ele vated platforms, from which they cracked loudly large whips with palm leaf lashes twenty feet long. The dress of these Arabs is a cotton sheet held in by a belt In which they carry crooked knives. For other weapons thoy use sticks, speaM and swords. Firearms are prohibited. Judging by the many scars borne by the men the pastoral life Is by no means so peaceful as the poets would lead us to think. Many of the scars come from duels, in which the men stand face to face and cut each other alternately in the bad: till one cries Enough!" Cairo correspondence San Francisco Chronicle. Even With the Policeman. A policeman in a country village where "cases" were rare one day camo across his landlord in an incapable state. The chance was too good to be missed, so the landlord was summoned and fined to the amount of 14s. 6d. The fine was paid, but the police man's feelings can be better imagined than described when on reaching home he found his rent had been raised six pence a week, and so It continued for twenty-nine weeks, when the landlord coolly Informed him that "he had paid the fine, and could have his house at the former rent." Tit-Bits. ntr --'V ? Briber and Bribee i Is By Nathaniel C. Fowler, Jr. OT more than a hundred years ago there lived In a city not more than 16,000 miles away from New York, but not the city of Boston, oh, no, that city of more or less culture, an alleged bold, bad, wicked, grafting politician, who candldat ed for the mayoralty. The good folks, and especially those who forgot to vote, oppose his election, and talk against him ran In that circular Btreatu which somehow seems to circulate within itself. tins nun of alleged evll-dolug owned or controlled a paper with a circu lation not quite large enough to make it one of the great advertising mediums ot the locality, but it was filled with advertising. The goody-goody people the talkers and the shirkers said that the paper was a blackmailing sheet or a receptacle for the deposit of bribe money. It either was or It was not; but any way, It was filled with announcements of big corporations and other con cerns, officered by church folks, society folks, and other people of conventional goodness. If the paper was not a good advertising medium, why did these good advertisers udvertlsc In It? If it was a blackmailing sheet, and used as a catch-all for bribery, why were not the announcements limited to the con cerns which did not stand high In the community? Now these good people these non-voting citizens who decry bribery and graft did not seem to have anything to say against the alleged good people who advertised In the alleged bad paper. I am not much of a mathematician, but somehow the arithmetic of sens permits me to figure out that, If this paper was a bribery sheet, the advertisers in It were bribery-makers and bribe-givers, and that they were a great deal worse than the follow who took the money. Sometimes the bribe-taker needs what he gets or tries to get. This Is not a good reason, but may be an excuse. The great business house or corporation which pays the bribe is a much more dangerous menace to society than the fellow who takes the bribe, I do not believe In bribe-asking or bribe-taking, but it seems to me that we snould not condemn the bribe-taker and commend or condone the brlbe-glver. From The Christian Register. fJC I I lilt I Ey William H. Hamby RUTH is the only thing that never produces ennui. The human family has never become Intimate enough with It to be bored. Although the philosophers have been giving It u hard chase for many thousand years, they have never run It down; and It Is still spry enough to elude the flank movements, cross cuts and center rushes of the college professors. Ever since the sinuous track ot the Old Berpent was discovered upon the sands of time, Truth has had a pretty large contract. In addition to its regular business of uprooting Error and demolishing Falsehood, it has had to do some lively sidestepping to keep from under Innumerable weighty theories that wanted It as a foundation for ad vertising purposes. It has also required some skillful dodging to escape a number of creeds that were foreordained to embrace it. During the past two hundred years, while the politicians have been madly ruBhlng around to nail Lles, the scientists have been as wildly and success fullyendeavoring to skewer Truth and hang it up to dry. Like Liberty, Truth has had to stand for a good deal of abuse on account of Its friends especially those long-haired, pale-raced, wild-eyed, adoring esoteric friends who are always praying to be allowed to kiss the hem of Its skirt. This is doubly embarrassing, for Truth does not wear skirts. It Is not at all certain that It wears anything, but if It does, It has entirely too much at stake to risk Its reputation by materializing in the guise of that sex whose chief charm Is Its uncertainty. Then, too, Truth has been sorely tempted. Considering the coldness of the climate in which it is supposed 1o dwell, and its undressed state, it surely has been hard to reject all the varnish that has been offered it by the orators. And when we see the kind of people that usually have It cornered, we ar struck with the great moral backbone It must have required for Truth to resist the smiles of the many charming liars who have come to woo. From Life. n n Consumption of Matches A By Roy Crandall . ATCHES are such trifling objects, such lnflnitesimally small Udllinnta tn Ol .tativ U,1Un1nnnln- Innl, I. It n . I I 1. M, j iv iv uanj uvuacncc-Jlug LADH, lliai It ULVLJ UOLUU1DU 1 Madame to learn that so vast a number of the little "sul- phuric splinters" aro consumed each day that National For- I ester Glfford Plnchot, In working out the problem of saving I thn 7(10 Oon finO. nrraa nf Aniarlnnn fnfaat ImJ. rnm jKK I tlon. is pondering on the match industry as one of the fac- hMl I tors of an almost unbelievcble wood watse. wmmmJ It takes many a match to make a tree, and it mav hn difficult ior the mind to believe that manufacturing matches means the annual wiping out of hundreds of square miles of forest lands, yet such la a fact, and when some of the figures have been massed together the reasons become a bit plainer. Last year 3,000,000 matches were lighted every minute of the day nnd night In the civilized world, and of the vast quantity America used no less than seven hundred billions. With 3,000,000 matches going Into flame and smoke with each tick of the clock, one with a mathematical turn of mind seems driven to the task of learn ing how many were burned each hour, each day, each week, each month and during the year, and then how many each man, woman and child in the United States Is entitled to annually. It's simply a question of old-fashioned multiplication, and the completed task shows that ISO.OOO.OOO wero used each hour, 4,320,000,000 each day 30 240,000,000 each week, 907,200,000,000 each month, and 10,880,400,000,000'dur ing the year. If the Federal Census Bureau is correct in the estimation of 85,000,000 people in the United States, an equable division would allow 1"8 073 matches to each during the year. ' now Jyot to Invest Tv Alexander Tinnn Jlfiuof JCVmst K-um SJ'-'V of the flew York Evening Post wiiSC? J IRST, never invest in nnything on the basis of an advertising F - i prospectus, and especially avoid such propositions when they are announced in glaring and sensational form, with a liberal uso of capital letters to attract attention. Second, never Invest in anything which makes the promise of very largo profits with no risk; if the profits are real and sure, the fact that the Investment is offered to you at a low and iwmm apparently attractive price measures the largeness of the , risk. Third, never Invest In a mining scheme or in any joint-stock enterprise of which you know nothing, on the representations of a promoter or a friend who knows no more about It than you do. Fourth, never invest in a private business enterprise unless its soundness and profit-earning capacity are demonstrated to your satisfaction and to that of conservative men to whom you submit the data. Fifth, never invest in a security because somebody has heard that its price is going up; the story may have been cir culated by someone who knows something wrong about the Investment and is anxious to sell what he holds himself. Sixth, never invest In anything mining stock, railway stock or manufacturing stock simply because its price is low. It may possibly be a bargain, but its price may also be low because it is worthless, or because it Is doubtful whether the stock will ever pay any return whatever on tho investment. Woman's Home Companion. The Caterpillar. Th' Caterpillar he' all luzt. Jus' Ilka th' curtain In our door! I brlke a little tassel off An' put It by him on th' floor, An' how I know w'lch one he la la 'cause lie walked, away, you see But I don't care so very much If he don't want to play wit met Be's got too many feet, I think, 'Cause one time I was In my swing An' he sat down, right on my lap, An' scared me Juil like ever'thlngl I didn't know wheie be came tuui ('Way, 'way up In th' big, high tree). Be only can have kuves to eat, But he's as fat as he can bel I'm glad w'en It comes summer-time, My Mamma don't make me fur clo'ea. Th' Caterpillar mus' wear Ida Jus' ever' single place be goes! I saw him Wen tin took his walk Klght up an' down our apple tree, Wlf his fur coat all buttoned up 1 gucsa he wished 'at he was rael An" w'en It's rnlny do you s'pose Th' Caterpillar's Ma makes him Put rubbers on so ninny feet Bo's he won't muddy up th' limb? -Marle Louise Tompkins, in Harper's Weekly. . . A Bluejay. I thought it would Interest you to hear about a bluejay that I found. It was in winter and quite a lot of ice and snow was on the ground. The poor bird's beak was stuck to the ice. He was almost dead when I found him. I brougb him in the house and my brother got a box and we set it on the radiator with him in it. We thought he would die. but soon he was so lively mamma had to put alats on the box so he could not get out When I came home from school at noon we let him go. We went out on the roof, took off the slats and let him fly away. He seemed be glad to go, but he came to our house every day. Ruth Johnson in the New York Tribune. Rather Have Half. The difference between common sense and mathematics was illustrated in a remark which was made in a school one day. It was the mental arithmetic class. The master asked Smith, "Which would you rather have, half an apple or eight-sixteenths of an apple?'' "Wouldn't make any difference," said Smith. "Why not?" "Eight-sixteenths and one-half are the same." At this reply, Jones, who was sit ting near, sniffed scornfully. The. mas ter heard him. "Well, Jones," said he, "don't you agree with Smith?" "No, sir," said Jones; "I'd much sooner have one-half an apple." "And why, please?" t "More Juice. Cut up half an apple into elgbt-slxteenths, and you'd lose half the juice doing itl" Children's Answers. Climbing Mount Rlgl. I want to tell you of an experience I had In Switzerland. It was around Easter time in the year 1905, when we were at Lucerne. One day mother told my brother, sister and myself that we would climb Mount Rigl. Of course, we were all delighted, and we started at 8 o'clock in tho morning. It was not a very hard climb up the first part of the mountain, but pretty soon we came to where there was snow, and from there it began to grow hard er. At last we reached as high as we could go because the snow became so deep that It shut out the paths and we stopped at a hotel near the top. Af ter getting our luncheon we strolled around to a place where we could get a good view of the scenery. We saw several mountains, Including the Jung frau, and no less than eight lakes. It was after 3 o'clock when we started the descent, and we reached our hotel in time for supper at 6 o'clock, after passing a very enjoyable day. John Ketcham in the New York Tribune. Little Grade and Granny. Say, mamma, why can't I have a granny?" The question was asked by little Oracle Donlvan of her mother. The two were sitting beside the cheerful grate fire discussing the events of the afternoon. Gracle had attended a birthday party given by her friend, Nellie Thompson, and there she had seen Nellie's dear old grand mother, whom the Thompson children called "granny." And as the dear old "granny" hod tald the children many interesting stories during the party, It had occurred to Gracle that It would be nice for her to have a "granny," for the fact Is Gracle did not understand the exact relationship of a "granny." She knew what grandmothers and grandfathers were, but she had never before met with a "granny." So the question to her mother. "Why, darling, a grandmother is of ten called "granny," explained Mrs. Donlvan. ("Your own grandmothers are both living, as you know, and they are your grannies, dear." ' "But they are not real, sure-enough grannies," declared Gracle. "My Grandmother Donlvan Is always so tall and fine and talks so grand and wears a diamond brooch and a black silk gown and real lace. And she never romps with me or tells me stories. She says I should not ask questions when I begin to want her to tell me about things. And she says children's noise makes her nervous. No, mamma, my Grandmamma Donlvan could never be a real, sure-enough granny, such as little Nellie's granny is. And my Grandmother Ball is so very ill much of the time that she doesn't like to have me around, and she says I muss up her work basket and that I dont keep my fingernails clean, and that my hair ought to be braided tightly instead of being curled and tangled. So Grandmamma Ball could never, never be a real, sure-enough granny, either, for real grannies don't look at your fingernails nor your tangled hair, nor they don't mind your mussing their work baskets, for they are sort ot like children themselves. Nellie's granny Is only she's very old and sweet. And when she smiles Into your face you think of taffy, she's so nice. Oh, I'd love a granny like her." ' "Well, my love, you will know some day that old people cannot all be like Nellie's granny, for when they have lived so many years, suffered so many disappointments, so much grief, so much sickness, and ever so many such hard things that come with time, they forget their own childhood days, and, thus forgetting, cannot understand the desires of the little folks growing up about them." So explained little Grade's mother to her. But Gracle shook her head, saying, "I don't know anything about what makes grandmothers different to gran nies, mamma, but I do know I want a granny. I want my grandmothers, too, for they are very dear and good; but most of all I want a dear old granny that tells stories and doesn't mini noiBe, dirty fingers and tangled hair." Then Bridget, the cook, knocked at the door to ask permission to show her old mother over the house. "Sure, an Mrs. Donlvan, It's such a folne house that you've got that I'd be afther showing it to me old mlther what's come In to spend the day with me. You know, she's from the country fifteen mile away an' seeing your folne house would rest her a bit, I'm thinkin'. She's that tired, mum." "Certainly, Bridget, show your moth er over the house," consented Mrs. Donlvan, glad to grant so simple a re quest from her good-hearted and worthy servant. "May I go with Bridget?' asked llttls Gracle, eager for any variety In the home life. "Certainly, dear," smiled Mrs. Donl van. And now I shall run across the street to chat a minute with Mrs. Brown. She's been quite ill of late, and I must go in and help cheer her up." Then the house was left to Bridget, her old mother and little Gracle. And as the three walked about the rooms of the pretentious home Gracle watched with pleasure the happy expression on the old lady's face. "Ah, how beauti ful," she would exclaim. "An' may I lay my hand on that sofy?" she asked admiring a beautiful sofa In the re ception hall. "Come, sit on it beside me," cried Gracie, liking the pleasant-faced eld lady. "Come, sit on it, I'ts very nice and soft And do you know any stories? I love stories, I do." The old lady sat down beside Gracle. smoothing her frayed frock with her workworn hands, a smile of unexpect ed pleasure brightening her counten ance. "Yes, 'dearie, I know many, many stories, but they are all of auld Ireland. Ah, an' there we had the folne times when I was a little one like yereelf, sure. Ah, but It is nice to' have a dear little one like yer In nocent self about. I pray the time may come when bright little grand children will be about me knee, a-beg-gln' for stories." "Oh, come, mother!" laughed Brid get "But If you're goin' to sit here on the sofy like a folne lady I'll be goln' back to tho kitchen to look after me fowl what's In the oven." And Bridget hurried out of the room. Then Gracle took hold of the old wrinkled hands and looked tenderly In to the sweet aged face. "Won't you be my granny?" she asked in a soft whis per. "I have grandmammas two of 'em, but I have no real, sure-enough granny. You are just the kind ot granny I want. Will you be mine?" Tears gushed from the eyes of the dear, sympathetic old Irish woman, and impulsively she stooped and em braced the beautiful little lady-girl at her side. "Ah, you are an angel, darl Int," she said. "But It's not flttln' fer the loikes of me to be your granny. I'm too old and plain." "You're not, declared Gracle. "When you smile It looks just lovely, and you're very, very good and kind. And I want you for my granny. Please do not say no." 'Then I'll be your granny, my little one, if yer own dear mlther will permit such," smiled the good old woman. "And now, shall I tell you a story of me own childhood, when I lived In dear auld Ireland? Them was the folne days, me darllnt." "Ah, yes, a story, a story," cried Gracle. "Ah, I knew you would be a sure-enough granny! Oh, I'm so hap py to have found you! And I'll love you always and always, and I'll go to see you In your home, and you'll come to see me here, and while others may bo my grandmothers, only you shall over be my granny." And half an hour later Mrs. Donlvan crept softly to the reception hall to take a peep at Gracie and her new found "granny," who were still sittinr. hand In hand, cn the sofa, the "gran ny" relating a most interesting story while Gracie listened. "Bless them," whispered Mrs. Donlvan,- and silently stole away. "Gracie has at last foand a 'granny.' "Washington Star. r k