Does It Pay By E. A. Not bo many years ago, even to the present time, we and mnny other farmers were deluged with literature regarding the advantages to be de rived from emigration to the "Golden West." Promoters of land deals, im migration agents, railway and Indus trial commissioners, all contributed Interesting data relating to their par ticular section or field of action, until It would seem to the average farmer of the eastern or central States, or in any section that had been long under cultivation that a realization of his highest ambition was to be found west of the mighty Mississippi. General farming as carried on In onr own and the adjoining States, was far from satisfactory. The land which in the days of our parents had yielded a competence, had greatly de teriorated nnd its value correspond ingly depreciated. After absorbing a large amount of information re garding the health and wealth to be found In the fertile valleys of Hie West, we became so thoroughly im bued with the prospect of prosperity, that wo disposed of our belongings' at a great sacrifice and began our Journey of discovery to find the ideal spot in which to establish our new home. We had been especially attracted, through correspondence, to ono of the valleys In Colorado. The re sources for irrigation were superior to those of many other sections; the climate was reputed to be, and doubt less is, exceedingly healthful, whil9 the price of land was claimed to be exceptionally reasonable. We had an exceedingly Interesting drive to the great head gates of the river and Irrigation canal with the genial land agent, who pointed out with much pride the holdings of a great Eastern real estate syndicate which bordered the canal. In fact, this syndicate had promoted the whole Irrigation sys tem and was now offering the new land for settlement. The "reason able" prices of these acres were some thing to wonder about, they being from $200 to $300 and more per tcre. The special inducement offered ,)o homeseekers all along the valleys Df this and other States wns that from five to ten acres of this valuable land would yield a larger revenue. When we demurred at the enormous prices for land that had never been broken by a plow, the answer Invari ably was: "You must consider the valuable plant food this land con tains." 'When we noticed a fine field of alfalfa at the ranch home of this Kan, he at once attempted to ne gotiate the Bale of four acres of this field (all he could spare) at the "ex tremely low price" of $1000, and this three miles from the nearest town, containing 700 inhabitants, not an other town within many miles, and .the public road half a mile from the plot. We were then driven to the farm of a man who, with his wife, had come from Vermont several years be .fore. Both were far along in years, and although the orchards and vines bore luxuriantly, there was a look of longing and homesickness In the care worn faces when we spoke of "back East." Then they told us that the profits from the orchard fruits were small on account of the excessive rail .way rates and the almost total loss .pi the vine., fruits in consequence of the great distance to a market, .Said the gray haired woman: "i' picked . eighty gallons of the finest goose berries you ever saw, yet nothing 'was gained." There was "no' sale . tor therA In our little town,' a'hd It would not pay. to ship them so many miles to a large market. We used 'one gallon at home, the rest we had to throw away." ' 'This man had been a' practical .farmer .among .-tjia Vermont hiUs. ., He was far frpm Ijejng a poor man there, but dissatisfaction with soil condi tions and some 111 health had induced him to' leave the old home and the 'ties of relations and friendship. ' In 'reply to some questions he said: '"Yes, this 1s a rich soil; plant foods are plentiful, but It will never be home, and we are always looking backward. Had I taken care of my soil, and studied what was needed on the old Vermont farm, I would be , now. a prosperous man among my s own kin to-day. Instead of owning only these few acres, which bring me so little, even though they produce ,so much." i And so all along the Journey of thousands of miles we found the main conditions practically the same. , The natural plant foods produced fair crops, but no better than our well fed soils of the East, and It Is seldom we 'experience the terrible hailstorms which frequently devastate all of a season's crops as we saw them do there. Wherever we traveled we dis covered some drawbacks to the per fect realization of the dream In which we had been led to Indulge. Far greater problems confronted us in the West than we had encountered in the East, and without any further 'desire to lay the foundations of our new home in the land of the Setting : Sun, we turned our faces eastward again. ,( -.Brother farmers, the problem has already been solved for ns by the great chemical Industries of the world. It is true we, or those be - fore us, have taken from the soil far more than we have put back. This is against all reason. Farm manures are not, and never will be, sufficient for the bringing up of our worn soils in the condition in which the land is now, but the chemical manures will as surely supply the seed, It we use them as liberally as to Go West ? Summer, v we should and with a proper rotation of our crops. One of the strong ar guments of the Western advertiser is the soil content of potash, which enables the Western farmer to grow abundant crops of alfalfa; yet here In the East, upon land once consid ered worn out absolutely, I have seen during the past few years as luxuriant a growth of this valuable plant as I ever saw in tho West, simply by the application of generous quantities of the element potash, combined with the two other lndlspensablo plant food elements, phosphoric acid and nitrogen in lesser amounts. Both potash and nitrogen are greatly lack ing in many sections of our Eastern States. Etperlments have proved this: Let every man experiment for himself and thus determine the needs of his soil; apply the fertilizer needed in sufficient quantities and he will bo In a position to refute this story about "abandoned Eastern farms, the fertility of which la exhausted." If the crops Ehow the need of potash, supply it; if cither phosphoric acid or nitrogen seem deficient these ns well as tho Indirectly availablo ma terials are easily obtained. Thore is no necessity for leaving the great markets and the familiar surround ings, to obtain the supplies of a soil. From tho American Cultivator. comic orEiu jails in Alaska. The Sad Fnith of a Foolish Man Who Tried to Escape. Jails are not always deterrents of crime. In Alaska they have often induced it. If winter was coming on and work was slack a man would sometimes look with longing on a warm cell and three square meals a day. To enjoy these luxuries was easy. He had only to buy a bottle of whisky for a dollar or two, and sell It to a native for five dollars. The red man would get Crunk and be ar raigned in court. On the judge's promise of freedom he would tell who sold him the liquor, and an hour later the white man would begin a term of four or five months in prison. This crime did not involve loss of reputa tion or social position. Jail discipline was e'asy, with enough work carrying coal or split ting wood to give an appetite for meals. Alaskans tell of one Jail where the boarders were allowed to come and go as they pleased. Tho jailer was sure of their turning up for meals and at be.dtlme. If a ship was sighted making for the harbor he would go into the street and say to the first four or five men he met: "Say, if you see 'Limpy' Johnson, or 'Red' Smith, or 'Lebanon Charlie,' or any of the boys, will you tell 'em to report at once. There's a ship coming in and she may have sons of those pesky government o.'fltials on board. Pass the word along, won't you?" Pretty soon "Limpy;" "Tied" and the rest of the crowd would be In their cells, to remain until the steam er departed. Once a prisoner, probably a new comer in the country, so far forgot his 6ense of honor as to run away. It rains eight or nine days in the week in Southeastern Alaska. After sev eral days and nights without shelter, sleep or food the wretch was glad to drag himself back to the prison. "Serves you right," said the jailer, roughly, to the haggard fugitive. "I've a good mind not to take you back at all!" A LESSON IN "SHOP TALK." Why the Cattleman Dilated , so Particularly About Steer Skinning. It was at a dinner given by the members of a certain English circuit in honor of an eminent judge. . -The legal element predominated, and the conversation from the first ran in a legal channel. Those among the com pany who did not happen to be bar risters or solicitors sat silent, listen ing with vacuous smiles to the ex change of learned opinion which was being carried on round them. One only among this dumb minority, says H. O. Brown, in the "Conclusions of an Everyday Woman," seemed Im patient and ill at ease. He was a big, Jolly, loosely-made man, wearing clothes which some how did not seem to set naturally on him, the conventional dress suit ap pearing less appropriate to his hand some figure than would have been, say, the loose shirt and riding breeches of a cowboy or colonial squatter. His cheeks were bronzed, and his bright, clear glance spoke eloquently of an outdoor life. As the dinner advanced and the conversation plunged deeper and deeper still Into the profundities of legal erudition, he became more and more restless and perturbed. At last, however, one of those lulls occurred which may happen occasionally at even a professional dinner, and it was then that a resounding voice vi brated through the room, causing the learned brethren assembled there to forget for an instant their profes sional Imperturbability. "Now I am going to tell you all," boomed the voice, "how we Bkln steers down in Texas!" All eyes were turned in the direc tion of the perpetrator of this amaz ing announcement, our friend, of coarse, of the bright eyes and bronzed cheeks who, nothing daunted by their icy stares, proceeded to enlarge upon the technique of bis business, that of cattle-breeding, and continued hU uninterrupted monologue until ROBINSON CRUSOE NOW A FELLOW CITIZEN. He Was Corn In Norway, Was a Seafaring Man and Now Ha Can Vote in Boston.' 'Judge Dodge, of the United States District Court, was at his desk the other day when William H. Fraser, secretary of the Seamen's Union, and tho Rev. George L. Small, of the Mar iners' Home, came in, conducting a weather beaten sailor, who wanted to be naturalized, says the Boston Tran script. The Bailor laid his paper be fore the Judge, who glanced at the name, then looked again and then smiled. "Do I understand that your name Is Robinson Crusoe?" said he. "Yes, sir; Robinson Crusoe." Further questioning brought out that he was born In Wnrdo, Norway, forty-four yenr3 ago, and that he is a mariner, engaged mostly in the coastwise vessels on United States shores. He first came to this country In 1897, landing in New York on the ship Jason, although not the Jason of tho Golden Fleece expedition. Crusoe did not know how he got his name, as he hail it so long, but ho was called Andorf In Norway. In spector Moore asked him various questions, to which he nnswored dif fidently. He thought President Roosevelt had been a farmer In the country and that if he died "some body" else would be President. The Judge had to admit the correctness of the reply, and Robinson Crusoe is now a full fledged citizen of the United States. Gloom Spread by Book Agents, "When I was a small boy, living In Huntsvllle, Mo., an early day book agent came up from St. Louis by steamboat and flooded our country with a harrowing volume entitled 'Agnes; the Key to Her Coffln.' Ev erybody bought the thing and every body wept over it," remarked a well known resident of this city. "Its in fluence descended upon the communi ty like a nightmare. It reeked with shrouds, funerals and graveyards. For a long time 'The Key to Agnes' Co!!ln' wns the sole diversion of cer tain portions of the populace; they seemed to take a pure and chastened Joy in the awful weight of woe that oozed out from between its lids, and it made them feel better. There were not mnny books in tho country in those days, and this 6as;actous agent had sized the community's taste up about right. The book was supposed to be very consoling to the distressed, In that It told of worse troubles than their own." Macon Republican. Old Musket Buys a Spring. The seventh generation of a family which has done nothing since 17S3 because It owned a spring Is repre sented In A. B. Rlcker, a guest at the Fairmont, whose gveat-sreat-great-grandfather traded an old musket for Poland Springs, Me., in the year 1783. The spring has kept on flowing and the family has been bottling it. Rlcker has been looking around at California's multitudinous springs and says of them: "The owners of theso places' are to be envied. In time all of them will be bottled and every drop of the prec ious outflow will be shipped away to the cities. A good spring is better than any business, because you never face failure, the money market does not trouble you at all all you have to do Is bottle It." San Francisco Bulletin. the dinner was entirely at an end. These legal "Johnnies" might know something about the law, but what he did not know about cattle was not worth knowing. When the diners had arrived at that comfortable, Informal period where chairs are pushed back, the eminent Judge who was the guest of the evening turned to his neighbor and said: "I want you to Introduce to me that young fellow who has JuBt Imparted to us so much useful information upon the subject of cattle-raising. I should like to congratulate him upon the reproof he has so tactfully admin istered to us all. "In future, at legal banquets, I shall certainly do all in my power to keep the table from talking 'shop,', which Is dull enough In all conscience when only lawyers are present; and when there are outsiders who cannot join in the discussion, it shows a lack of good taste, besides." So the man with the bright eyes and bronzed cheeks became the hero of the evening. The Last Resort.. In answer to the returned summer visitor's question as to the welfare of Mr. Macomber and his where abouts', Mr. Davis replied that "Jake" was teaching at the little red school house on Bowen's Hill. "But I thought" "Well, he is," admitted Mr. Davis, understandingly, "an" he gets more'n' more muddle-headed all the ' time. But what else could we. do? We had to put him in schoolmaster to keep him off the town. "We ain't goln' to pauperize a man," he added, loftily, "If we can find anything for him to do." British capital is to start a steel foundry at San Diego, Cal., using British Columbia ore. POULTRY FOR PROFIT EXERCISE FOR THE LAYERS. A Shelter nnd Scratching Shed at Minimum Cost May Give Maxi mum Service, By T. Grelner. The southeast corner of our bnrn Is fixed up for a henhouse. It has furnished comfortable quarters to forty or forty-five large Langshan fowls for some years. During the winter and In inclement weather we have let them go on the barn floor to feed and scratch In litter provided there for them. This was never satis factory and not In harmony with good order and cleanliness, although the litter was renewed quite frequently. Last year I made a complote change of breed. 1 raised a, flock of Silver Spangled Hamburgs. and had to find shelter for about ono hundred birds, consistln? of about seventy-five Ham burg pullets, tho necessary number of Hamburg roosters, and the balance of Hamburg and Rhodo Island Red CRpons. The henhouse in the corner of the barn was perhaps large enough to furnish perch room for that num ber of small fowls, but there was not much left to give them a chance for exercise during the winter days. It was rather cold on the barn floor; besides, we did not want so mnny fowls to befoul floor, hay, etc.,. or get Into cow and horse stables. I concluded to build a scratching shed In the rear of the barn, in lean-to fashion ngalnst the east side of the barn and facing the south. The ac companying, sketch will give the reader some Idea of how It was done. I did not care to spend much money on the structure, but at the same time I wanted it to be serviceable and useful. I had some two by four scantlings lying around and about two hundred feet of ordinary one-inch plank; also a lot of double thick MX gSMI J Wi l l flfelP MR. GREINER'S CHEAP AND SATISFACTORY SCRATCHING SHED. greenhouse glass and some tarred paper. The boards on hand (hem lock) were twelve feet in length, so I concluded to make the shed twelve by twelve feet. The north side is .boarded up tightly. The east end Is four feet high. The south side has a door and two glass sections, the glass being set In between the upright boards, without frame, and held by cleats. The middle rafters, which give support to the oiled muslin for the roof, are strips about an inch and a half square, of which I also had a quantity on hand, they being waste from the mills. At first I used several hotbed sashes for part of the roof. They leaked a good deal, ' however, in the rainy weather we had so often last -winter, and finally I took them down and replaced them with oiled muslin. I bought the heaviest un bleached muslin I could get, and after sewing four breadths together, so as to have the whole In one piece, I soaked It In raw linseed oil, wringing It out well afterward, and then Btretched It over the rafters. The floor is the ordinary earth floor, cov ered with six Inches of cinders and coal ashes, well smoothed over and packed down. This floor was kept covered nil the time with dry litter, sometimes shav ings, sometimes chaff or cut straw. The grain rations were scattered over this litter, and the hens had a good time scratching in it all winter long. Even now, when we have long or heavy rains, the hens get their rations there, and have a good time digging and scratching. I paid nearly $5 for the muslin and about $2.60 for lum ber. The cost of the oil, nails, tar paper, etc., ran the expense account up to about $9. For this amount I have the very best shelter during cold and wet weather for a good sized flock, with a floor space of, 144 square feet. Here are kept the hoppers con taining grit, oyster shell and beef scrap. The window In the east end of the roosting and laying room and between it and the shed is taken out and ' replaced by a muslin curtain. Notes of the Poultry Yard. , The man who said "the best poul trymen on most farms are women" knew what he was talking about. Eggs brought forty-five to sixty cents per dozen in tne big city mar kets all winter. You can get these prices, buyer to pay express charges, if you go about it right. In Chicago, companies with big names sell eggs stamped "Guaranteed FreBh," "Pure Fresh Eggs," "Just Laid," and so on, but most of them This affords additional ventilation for the room where our fowls have to pass the night. Later on, when our young stock get too large to remain In the coops and brooders, they will be given temporary shelter under this shed or tent, where they can pass tho night In safety until room Is made for them In the regular henhouse or until they are otherwise disposed of, Altogether, I am well pleased with this cheap structure. We get good returns In health of fowls and In eggs. It Is a good many years since we had as good a supply of eggs, from the same number of birds, as we had this last winter and as we are having at the present time. Tribune Farmer. Getting Experience. Poultry farming, of all other branches of agriculture, has suffered by the fact of so many people think ing it quite an easy thing to tend fowls. So It is, and there is good money being made at it, too, if one only knows the way. Professor Gilbert, of the Ottawa College, Canada, on the subject of In experience relates the following: "When addressing an institution, a young man of more than average In telligence rose and stated that he was a clerk in a broker's office, but had decided to go Into poultry; would I kindly tell him how mnny hens It would be necessary for him .to keep, and what would be the least capital required to Insure him an Income of $500 or $60't) a year? I replied: 'Young man, have you ever been in the drug business?' He said that he had not. 'Then,' said I, 'take my ad vice and try that business first.' "I recommended drugs because the law requires him to serve apprentice ship before he can start In business, while In the chicken business there is no such requirement. The result Is It Is seldom we hear of a druggist falling, and seldom we see such a man when he starts In the poultry business, make It a success, because fully ninety per cent, of such poultry men have served no apprenticeship. They prefer to buy the experience. Well, It can be purchased, but It comes high, and I think the success ful poultry Instructor of to-day Is ac tually doing better work In keeping the fool and his money from parting than he is in urging men to start In the Industry, although, as I have said time and again, there is no better paying branch of agriculture to-day than that of poultry when In the hands of competent people." roultry Pays Better. It Is a quite common remark among farmers that the poultry on the farm pays better than anything else. Prices of poultry products in Canada are not very high; yet, according to the Canadian census, one dollar in vested in poultry yielded two dollars, while the general average of Invest ments in farm crops and animals was twenty cents return on one dollar In vested,, Every little Item of labor saving counts In handling the poul try specialty nowhere more so than on the farm, when one hundred to five hundred chickens must be han dled during a busy season. After bothering foe several years moving small coops here and there, and lift ing the chickens or fowls three or four at a time, one poultryman finds it much easier to load the coops upon a wheelbarrow. For moving chick ens and hens, a common shipping crate made of laths in very conven ient. In this way hens can bechanged about at the breeding season and in breaking up sitters, avoiding much labor and confusion. For Roup. Mix five cents' worth of permanga. nate of potash with one quart of wat er, and put one tablespoonful In a bucket of water or milk and use as a preventive. I prefer milk. The birds that have the disease take one table spoonful of the permanganate and water mixture to one pint of water. Give one teaspoonful three times a day and wash their heads in weaker solution. When I am giving the treatment I smoke my chickens until they begin to choke for breath, either with pine tar or sulphur. This Is a good disinfectant and is also good for mites and lice. Mrs. G. Ungeheuer, Cutterville, Kan. are just common cold storage stuff. They bring fifty cents a dozen, though, on account of the stamp! Never set a duck egg over a week old. They lose fertility quickly. A $10 rooster is generally cheaper than a $2 one. The good blood will tell the second year. White China geese are very gentle. They are also good watchers In the poultry yards, as any unusual disturb ance is soon told by the noise they make. Kiclney I want every person who suffers wltn fny form of Kidney ailment, no matter how many remedies they have tried, no matter how many doctors they have con sulted, no matter how serious the case, to give Munyon's Kidney Ilemcdy a trial, lou will bo astonished to see how qofckly It relieves oil pains In the baclc loins and groins caused liy the kidneys. Yon jvlll he surprised to see bow quickly It reduces the swelling In tho feet and lees, also pufllness nndcr the eves, after tiding a few doses of this remedy. Tou will be delighted to see the color return ing to year cheeks and feci the thrill of vigor and good cheer. If your tlrlno Is thlclt or milky. If It Is pole nnd foamy, If It contains sediments or brli-kdust. If It Is highly colored or hns an offensive smell. If you nrlnnto frequently, yon should per rlst In tnklng this remedy until all symp toms disappear. V.'e believe this remedy hrH cured more serious ktdnev ailments than all tho Kidney mcriMn.es that have been compounded. TrofesFor Munyon be lieves thnt the terrible denth rate from lirlght's Iilsenno nnd Jilalietes Is unnec essary and will bo greatly reduced by tula remedy. Oo nt once to yonr flrurglst and purchase a bottle of Munyor's Kidney remedy. If It falls to give satisfaction I will refund four money. Munyon. For sale by nil druggists. Price 23c. , Deepest Canal Lock. The foundations are being laid for the deepest canal lock In the world on tho line of the New York barge canal at the lower end of Moss Island, near Little Falls. This lock will drop boats forty-two feet from the barge canal Into the Mohawk river. The foundation for the lock is In the pres ent bed of the Erie canal. $100 Reward, $100. The readers of this paper will bepleasedto learn that there is at least one dreaded dis ease that science has been able to cure in all its stages, and that is Catarrh. Hall's Catarrh Cure is the only positive cure now known to the medical fraternity. Catarrh being a con stitutional disease, requires s constitutional treatmen t. Hall's Catarrh (Jure is taken inter nally, acting directly upon the blood and mu cous surfaces of the system, thereby destroy ing the foundation of the disease, and giving the patient strength by building up the con stitution and assisting nature in doing its work. The proprietors have so much faith in its curative powers that they offer One Hundred Dollars for any case that it fails to cure. Send for list of testimonials. Address . J. Chenet & Co., Toledo, O. Fold by all Druggists. 75c. lake Hall's Family Pills fur constipation" 21 She Got the Divorce. According to old timers, the late Colonel Bob Taylor, of Bonham, once met a woman in the road as he was riding on horseback to bold court in Delta county, he being then district Judge. The woman had a jug of water nnd the judge was thirsty. Being a man with a cheery word for everyone, the colonel stopped her. "My dear madam," he said, smil ing, If you will give me a drink of cool water from yonder jug, when you want a divorce from your husband I will see that it costs you nothing." "Are you a lawyer?" inquired the woman, handing him the Jug. k The colonel explained who he was, and waving a farewell departed, leav ing the woman gazing after him. The very next morning the woman showed up In the courtroom and asked for him. She explained that she wanted a divorce. She had been sep arated from her husband for a long while and the colonel had put an idea Into her head. The colonel was game, however. He procured a lawyer at his own expense and in due course of law the woman was given a divorce, and Colonel Tay lor would tell the joke on himself oft en. Dallas News. Not a Hero to His Wife. Jack the Giant Killer doffed his seven-league boots. "Yes," he said, ."my wife always makes me wipe off when I come in the house." Thus we learn that even magic doesn't help a fellow out In domestic life. New York Sun. LIGHT BOOZE Do You Drink It? A minister's wife had quite a tussle with coffee, and her experience Is In teresting. She says: "During the two years of my train ing as a nurse, while on night duty, i became addicted to coffee drinking. Between midnight and four in the morning, when the patients were asleep, there was little to do except make the rounds, and it was quite natural that I should want a good, hot cup of coffee about that time. It stimulated me and I could keep awake better. "After three or four years of coffee drinking I became a nervous wreck, and thought that I simply could not live without my coffee. All this time I was subject to frequent bilious at tacks, sometimes so severe as to keep me in bed for several days. "After being married, Husband begged me to leave off coffee, for he feared that it had already hurt me al most beyond repair, so I resolved to make an effort to release myself from the hurtful habit. "I began taking Postum and for a few days felt the languid, tired feel ing from the lack of the stimulant, but I liked the taste of Postum, and that answered for the breakfast bev erage all right. "Finally I began to feel clearer headed and had steadier nerves. At-, ter a year's use of Postum I now feel like a new woman have not had any bilious attacks since I left off coffee." "There's a Reason." Read "The Road to Wellvllle," In pkgs. Ever read the above letter? A new one appears from time to time. They are genuine, true, and full of human interest.