PI mm rr Catarrh of the Throat of Two ' Years' StandlnJ. "I wn afflicted for two yeart with eatarrh of the throat. At first It wat vary alight, but every cold I took made It woree. "I followed your directlona and In a very ahort time I began to Improve. I took one bottle and am now taking my second. I can safely say that my threat and head are cleared from ca tanti at the present time, but I still . continue to take my usual dose for a spring tonic, and I find there Is noth ing better." Mrs. W. Pray, 280 Twelfth St., Brooklyn, N. Y An Instantaneous Cure. During the cattle plague of 18C0 a farmer who had lost a number of his cows grew so depressed that he fully persuaded himself he had also con tracted the disease. The medical man whom he consulted tried In vam to laugh him out of his fears, but sub sequently, being fond of a joke, pre tended to agree with the patient's views, and solemnly told him It he would attend to his instructions he would be cured. He then gave the farmer a prescription, which he di rected should be taken to a neighbor ing druggist .but when the latter opened the envelope and read the contents be was as much startled as the farmer. For the prescription was as follows: "This man has the cat tle plague. Take him Into the back yard and shoot him, according to act of parliament." Needless to say, the cure was instantaneous. Dundee Ad vertiser. POl-NT) THE CAUSE. After Six rear of Misery and Wrong Treatment John A. Endera, of Robertson Ave nne, Pen Argyl, Pa., suffered for six yeart with stinging pain In the back, vio lent headaches and dlsiy spells, and was assured by a special ist that his kidneys were all right, though the secretions shoved a reddish, brick-dust sediment Not satisfied, Mr. Enders started using Doan's Kidney Pills. "The kidneys began to act more reg ularly," he says, "and in a short time I passed a few gravel stones. I felt better right away, and since then have had no kidney trouble." Sold by all dealers. 60 cents a box. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. T. The Real Thing. "How do yoah 'possum taste, suh?" asked the solicitous waiter. "Well," responded the patron who had ordered the article. "It tastes pretty good, but It isn't 'possum." "No, suh," rejoined the waiter, "an' dat's a sign its genuine. De genuine 'possum is a great pretender, suh; yas, suh." Philadelphia Public Ledg er. How's This? IWe offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for any case of Catarrh that cannot be cured by Hall's Catarrh Cure. V. J. Cheney A Co., Toledo J). We, the undersigned, have known F. J, Cheney for the last 15 years, and believe him perfectly honorable in all business transactions and financially able to carry, out any obligations made by his firm. IWaidiwo, Kjnwaw & Marvin, Whole sale Druggists, Toledo, 0. Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken internally, act ing directly upon tke blood and mucuoussur facas of the system. Testimonials sent free. Price, 75c. per bottle. Sold by all Druggists. Take Hall's Family Pills for constipation. . Terminology. Officious Salesman Wouldn't you like to look at some of our overcoat ings or suitings? Dyspeptic Looking Customer No, but If you will be kind enough to tell me where the drug department Is I'll take a look at your pi 1 lings and por ous plasterings. Chicago Tribune. Mrs. WinaloVs Soothing Syrup forChildrea teething, softens the gums, reduces inflamma tion, ailay Spain, cures wind colic, 25c a bottle. Score One for Willie. Teacher Now, Willie, how many months have twenty-eight days? Willie All of them, and some have three days over. Boston Transcript. Time is the best test. For over fifty years Hamlins Wizard Oil has been the most popular remedy in the United States for the cure of Rheumatism, Neuralgia and all pain and inflammation. The Professor's Break. Teacher of Elocution (excitedly) Too fiat! Too colorless! You can do better than that Try again. Now! Open your mouth anl throw yourself Into it! Boston Transcript. Farni,ForSaie 1"? Farmi !nl4 Sates. Strom's SSSSSSSSSBSSSSS New Monthly Bulletin of Real Bargain!, profaielr illustrated, mailed fm; we pay your R.R. fare. E. A. STROUT CO., Book CI. WarU's UraaM Fans Uakra, Umi Tula Bid- Pkila. lFYOlVT NEVER WORN rOWOj ;-v ! tl -Km- SLICKER you've vet. to learn the bodilv comiun ii gives in the wettest weather u.n arm GUARANTEED MATEJIPROor 3CS2 j ataugooostoks catalog rate ! P. H. U. IS, 1808. 1 AWLS mi. im -.in u u I I.I v 1111 Right Thinking. By Elbert Hubbard fsHiERE Is a nervous disease V I The Ijelief that some J I symptom. The holding of we 'ueiieve uiiugn mat uuu xuun, iui a yiwi avci, uu " the idea Is once fixed In a man's mind that some one la his enemy, reasons as light as air ore to him confirmation as strong as Holy writ. Tne inumuuai wno minus ne as uwju will, bo hated In eallty very shortly. Hate Is catching. The person who thinks another hates him Is, while In that mood, most unlovable. Love only responds to love. Incipient paranoia manifests Itself In suspicion, distrust and Jealousy. Acute paranoia revealB Itself in pronounced hallucinations and efforts In the line of revenge, even to the taking of lives of persons entirely disinterested. Bvery police captain Is familiar with that phase of paronia, where a man with staring eyes and cold sweat upon his forehead, rushes in and demands tumrpriMnn from oimiHuwit pneniiiea that are unon his track. The "psychologist can look down the paranoiac's past and see the time when the disease was only the germ of a distrust or a glimmering suspicion. Goethe said: "I have In me the germ of every conceivable crime." And so are we all potential paranolacs. To harbor the thought of wrong is to warm and vivify the germ. . In certain physical conditions we think less of people than In others. I know a man who hates everybody and everything until about 10 o'clock In the morning. By noon he is quite approachable and for an hour or so after dinner he is -usually gentle and generous. Does not the amount of wrong and Injustice In the world vary with us all, according to the time of day and our physical condition? We do not fear anything .but evil. The fear of evil is largely, If not entirely, a morbid and therefore insane Idea. From these things I gather that each one Is really the creator of the world in which he lives. And, what Is more, every man creates In his own Image. Without an evil thought there never would have been any evil In the world. Banish evil thought and thought of evil, and there will not now be any evil in the world. The thought of evil is born of fear. Paranoia as a disease Is -the direct result of fear we fear some one ds enlne- to harm us. to take away our Influence, power, money, love; and then we hate. Hate is a manifestation of fear, end therefore la a enecies of cowardice. Jealousy Is a form of fear. Fear affects the circulation, even ever the action of the heart. A faulty circulation affects every organ and, most of all, the organs of digestion. And impaired digestion at once affects me mind. Impaired digestion means Impaired thought. The treatment we receive at the hands of others Is very largely the re flection of our own mental attitude toward them. Prefix a "d" to evil and you get the a you gei uod. As a man thlnketh in his heart, so Is Think no evil.-Ftora the New York 8$ Convincing An By Lilian Bell. DT CONSTANCE LYTTON. LI of the former viceroy of I together with a number of a flistuTDance in tne Btreets while trying to reacn jht. Asquitn with a petition concerning their cause. At the same time, numbers of American suffragists went In an orderly and dignified manner to Albany to try to secure legislation favoring the same cause. In Albany nobody thought it necessary to create a riot or go to Jail In order to get an idea through our American men's minds, so why, we ask, were Lady Lytton and iher, friends so radical? But stop a moment. Did any of you ever try to get an idea into an Englishman's head. An Englishman's positive knowledge and that nobody else on earth, even his In the slightest degree can only be regarding himBelf. An Englishman regards it as his any Irishman, Frenchman or German cimg to nis superiority over females or The thickness of epMwmis and this which have made the English nation so the suffragettes, and these arrests seem or gentler methods, they have broken to take the fortress by assault. An efficacious method which would all women without children to organize a strike and fall to perform all duties as housekeeper, chambermaid and cook until interdependence were conceded. The man who from being pampered as only an Englishman dem&nds to he pampered by his women suddenly found himself obliged to clean his own hoots, cook his own breakfast and wash his own clothes would soon begin to sit up and take notice. If you must argue with an Englishman, leave off petitions and use argu ments -he can understand, as those who know Wm do. Therefore, when you read of arrests and Jail sentences and suffragettes invading the House and chaining themselves to the gallery rails so that, in order to remove the offenders, the .police had to take the rails with them, remember There's a reason! New York American, Reasonable Auto Speed Lixws Needed By Sidney 8, Gorman. 3 the use of the motor-car became more general, the speed limits "were gradually Increased, and the recognition of motor-cars as "long-distance vehicles has resulted in uniform speed limits applicable throughout the State, being fixed by statute in practi cally all of the States where automobiles are in general use. In Illinois and, indeed, in nearly all of the States, the driving A or a motor vehicle at a rate or speed raster than the limits named in- the statute ds prohibited, without regard to the conditions existing at the time of the- violation; and It is usually provided that nothing in the act contained shall be construed as authorizing the driving of the motor-cur at a rate of speed jreater than is reasonable, having regard to the traffic and the use of the highways, or so as to endanger the life or limb or Injure the property of any person. It therefore follows, and properly so, that In these States a penalty may he Imposed for driving a motor-car at a rata of ten miles per hour in a twenty-mile district if the conditions existing make the ten-mile rate unreasonably fast. In Massachusetts, however, the statute provides that no person ehall drive a motor vehicle at a rate of speed faster than is reasonable, having proper regard to traffic and the use of the way and safety of the public, and makes the driving of a motor-oar in any high-way outside the thickly settled or business portion of a city or village at a rate in excess of twenty miles per hour for a distance of one-quarter of a mil prima-facle evidence that the person operating such motor-car is running it at a rate of speed greater than is reasonable, etc. Similar provisions are made with reference to the thickly settled or 'business portion of cities and villages, turning corners, etc., -where running at a rate of speed in excess of a lesser number of miles per hour is made prima-facle evidence of a violation of the law. This prima facle evidence may be overcome by proof that the accused was not, under the conditions of the highway then existing, guilty of driving his car at a rate of epeed greater than was reasonable. It must not be understood that under the provisions of the Massa chusetts statute, in order to sustain a conviction, a person must he shown to have driven his car faster than twenty miles per hour in the district where driving at a rate in excess Is made prima-facle evidence of a violation of the law, for the ony test lis that of reasonableness, asd, as in Illinois, the proof need show only 'that the rate of speed, without regard to the number of miles per hour, was unreasonably fast Leslie's Weekly. Almost Lost His Head. niirine one of the ibanauets of the Church Congress In London, a certain Dishorn had as his left-hand companion a clergyman who rwae completely (bald. During des sert the bald-headed vicar dropped his napkin and stooped to pick It up. At this moment the bishop, who was talking to his right-hand neighbor, (elt a slight touch on fcls left arm. called paranoia. one is trying to undo you Is Me such a thought feeds the malady. at times to ntonnlne Instantly and for word Devil j take an "o" out of good he. American, Englishman. sister of Lord Lvtton and daughter India, has heen arrested In London, other titled suffragettes, for creating that he Is sovereign of the universe, own wife and girl children, matter likened to that of another Englishman inalienable right to he more right than ever created, and especially does he an nations. lack of spontaneous comprehension justly famous are evidently known to to indicate that, knowing the futility off diplomatic relations and are trying be sure to reach home would be for 5r7 He turned, and (beholding the vicar's pate on a level with his elbow, said: "No, thank you, no melon. I will take some pineapple!" Success Magazine. An Inquiring Mind. Mrs. Mulligan. 01 hear that Mrs. Casey is givln' a party on Monday. Her youngest daughter's com In' out Mrs. Dugan An' phwat was she in fert Centum Magazine. mm CURED IN ONE DAY Manyon's Cold Remedy Relieves the head, throat and longs almost immediate ly. Checks Fevers, stops Discharges ot the nose, takes awny all aches and pains caused by colds. It cures Grip and ob stinate Coughs and prevents 1'neuuioula. Trice 25e. Hare you stilt or swollen Joints, no m fit ter bow chronic? Ask your druggist (or Uunyon's Rheumatism Remedy and see how quickly you will he cured. It you have any kidney or bladder trou ble get Munyon'a Kidney Itcmedy. Mnnyon's Vltnllier makes weak men strong and restores lost powers. The Generous Lawyer. A Boston lawyer tells this story on another lawyer named Ames, who was retained as counsel for a man who stepped in a hole in the Btreet and broke his leg. Suit was brought against the city in the sum of $1,000, and Ames won the case. The city ap pealed to the supreme court, but there also the verdict was in favor of Ames' client. After settling up the claim, Ames handed his client a silver dollar. "What is this for?" asked the man. "That is what is left after taking out my fee, the cost of appeal, and other expenses." The man regarded the dollar a mo ment .then looked at Ames. "What Is the matter with this?" he asked. "Is it bad?" TOTAL LOSS OF HAIR Seemed Imminent Scalp Vas Very Scaly and Hair Came Out by Hand ful Scalp Cleared and New Hair Grown by Cuticura. "About two years ago I wns troubled with my head being scaly. Shortly after that I had an attack of typhoid fever and I was out of the hospital possibly two months when I first noticed the . loss of hair, my scalp being still scaly. - I started to use dandruff cures to no effect whatever. I had actually lost hope of saving any hnir at all. I could brush it off my coat by the handful. I was afraid to comb it. I3ut after using two cakes of Cuticura Soap and nearly a box of Cuticura Ointment, the change was surprising. My scalp is now clear and healthy as could be and my hair thicker than ever, wherens I had my mind made up to be bald. W. F. Steese, 6812 Broad St., Pittsburg, Pcnn., May 7 and 21, '08." Potter Drag & Chem. Corp., Sole Props, of Cuticura Remedies, Boston, Mass. Probably Light Green. Wigg Biggins' wife insists buying his cigars for him'. upon Wagg Horrible! Wigg Yes, she buys them to match his stockings and necktie. Philadelphia Record. Sad, But Common Case, Knlcker Did Jones lose control of his auto? Bocker Entirely; bis chauffeur won't let him use it at all. New York Sun. Do Yoa Feci Like This? , Does your head ache or simply feel heavy and uncomfortable? Does your back ache? Does your side ache? Do vou feci fagged out? 'The tonic laxative herb tea known as Lane s Family Medicine will dear your head, remove the pain in side or back and restore your strength. Nothing else ib so good for the stomach and bowels. At druggists and dealers, 25c. 10 The Sword Swallower. Blobbs I don't imagine that Got rox was born with a silver spoon In his mouth. Slobbs No, I dined with him the other evening, and if anything I think It must have been a silver knife. Philadelphia Record. SPALDING'S ATHLETIC LIBRARY BASE BALL SERIES No. 1 Spalding's Official No. oase Dan uulde. now to Piny Base IiaU, How to Bat How to Itun Bases. How to Pitch. How to Catch. How to Piny First Base. How to Play Second Base. How to Piny Third Bine. How to Play Shortstop. How to Play the Outfield. No. 202 No. 223 No. 232 No. 230 No. 229 No. 225 No. 226 No. 227 No. 228 No. 224 No. 231 No. jlgjj A. G. SPALDING & BROS. NEW VORK BOSTON. MASS. PHILADELPHIA, PA. PITTSBURG. Pa. BUFFALO, N. Y. BALTIMORE. MD. . WASHINGTON. D. C. ATLANTA. CA SYRACUSE. N. V. NEW ORLEANS, LA. MONTREAL. CANADA PUTNAM Color mora wvU brighter ; jnofaMOT colors than , aajr aia dye anv Kariuum without rluoltui tuart. Writ - ' ' " ' " I 'P'S w iii,innimiiuiii,i ' - ii ii miMii riimrT3imrr'iri The Ingenuity of Inventors. The ingenuity of Inventors and manufacturers is ever at work In the endeavor to reduce the expense of production, and at ths same time to Improve the quality ot articles having a large sale. This is not only benefl olal to the purchasing public, but It Inures to the benefit of the producer In Increasing sales and preventing competition. This has been so In the case of farm machinery, clothing, shoes, bicycles, etc., and now It is ap parent in the safety razor field. Thou sands of this Btyle of razor have been sold at from $1.60 to $5 each and giv en satisfaction. Recently manufac turers have applied more scientific principles and Improved methods in their manufacture, and the result is seen in the "Shrp Shavr" razor, which Is Bent postpaid for twenty-flve cents In stamps by the Book Publishing House, 134 Leonard street, New York. It is superior to any razor sold, being bought largely by those already owning the highest priced razors. Not every one knows that the best results are obtained by hav ing two or throe razors and alternat ing them In use. This practice of al ternating possibly accounts for the fory largo sale of this low priced im plement. The Weight of Touch. A wonderful instrument is that which has recently been Invented for the purpose of measuring the sense of touch. The device consists of a series of little disks, suspended by fine, delicate threads from wooden handles, the last being stuck Into holes around a block. The lightest disk is taken out and brought into contact with the skin of the subject, the latter having closed his eyes. If nothing is felt a heavier disk is em ployed, and bo on until the pressure becomes noticeable. Through the medium of these disks It has been found that the sense of touch is acute on the forehead and temple. A touch of a disk weighing three one-hun-dredths of a grain was observable on the temple; one welglng five one hundredths on the nose or chin, and one weighing nine on-hundredths on the inside of a finger. Pathfinder. Couldn't Stand the Test. "Porter." Thus the passenger for London hailed a railway servant at a small Scottish station. "YeBsir?" The man Instinctively held out his hand. "Do you think this parcel well enough tied to trust going in the van?" "Weel, I'll see," answered the por ter, dropping the pnrcel with a bang. "She'll get that here, and she'll get that at the junction" giving it an other drop "and she'll get THAT at Perth!" banging it so lustily that all the contents scattered over the pavement. "Weel, sir. If she be goln' father thnn Perth, she'll nae do what ever!" Illustrated Mall. Ladles Cna Wear Shoes One size smaller after using Allen's Foot Ease, a powder. It makes tight cr new shoes easy. 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Tit Balectlon of the leathers for tach part of tbm disa, and otstv detail of the maklna in erery departs ii looked after by tht best ihoamakori In the ihoe Inrfwttyt. If I could i now you how curefnlly W. L. Doaglai afeeaa are made, yon would than ondentand why they hoW (fetn ahape, fit better, and wear longer toar any other aasa. My Method of Tanning the 8ole$ make them Wowj Flexible and Longer Wearing than any others Rhoctt Tor Errry Member nf the fnwtttfm JllfU, Hoys, women, Al laaen nnd fJhUel For fwle by ihoe deal cm. eTPrywhere. pniirinu i none genuine wunoui . i i: uHU i lUil I name ami price iiamrxd on I tut Color Eyeltti Uied ExclailTtly. Oataloe; mailed t W. L DOUGLAS, 167 Spark St., Brockton, Mm NOTHING LIKE IT FOR TUff TFrTlJ Purt'ne ny donl4iDS 1 I Is in cleansing, whitening anl removing tartar from the teeth, besides destroy all germs of decay and duease which ordsuq tooth preparations cannot do. THE MOUTH r axtine used as i WaiK duinfrvti th n uuu uuoiu, punnet me Dream, ana kills tne raas which collect in the mouth, causing sore tLnat I .L . . , ., i ... . oaa teem, oaa oreat.1, grippe, and much i TWIT ETYPQ wllen M"el. o'red. s iv and burn, may bo relieved and strengthened by Paxtine. CATAR&U Ptin will deitroy the geaas Ui 1 Anrtn that cause catarrh, Lai theis flammation and stop the discharge. It is t sss remedy for uterini catarrh. Paxtine is a harmless vet rowerM germicide, duinfedant aid deodorizer. I Used vi bathing U destroys odors and leaves the body anbsepucally clean. tOh 8ALC AT DRUG STOfltS.BOo. UK l-USTPAID BV MAIL. LARGE SAMPLE FREE! THE PAXTON TOILET CO.. BOSTON. MAM. tj. Id cold water better thin anrothrdT. T J " . u . V . V n aI1T yiner oysy isi MUKKUSi VttUU VU UulnOT, llltSMtSk 1 IsfV. I mil