HI MIGHT HAVI He roJrtt have been an author and Dave written many paces To blossom for 4 little hour and molder down the ages. He m clever, be was cultured, he was traveled, he could write; But the product of hit genius never seemed to seek the light Yoil seldom saw Ms name attached to "Letters to the Press ; But he always wrote a gentle word to soothe a friend s distress; And when he was In Petersburg, and Peking and In Rome, Instead of writing "travels," he was writing letters home. He might have been an orator and wielded words of name To Illuminate the nation and to glorily his name. He was able, he was taottul, he was eloquent of speech; But he did not spread the eagle and rejoice to hear It screech. Seldom on the public platform did he ever piny a part; , But he always had a happy word to help a heavy heart And perhaps his cheerful speeches were too simple for the stumpi But they made a fallen friend forget he'd ever had a bump. He might have been a soholar with a string of high degrees, And have found some hidden meaning In a play of Sophocles; But, lnstond of ever studying the dim and ancient letter, He wns Btudylng his little world and how to make It better: How to do some little ktndncHS, common to the piiBHlng eye, But which the hurried rest of us had noted and passed by. He mlKht have been somebody on some self encircled plan, If he hadn't been so busy being something of a man. Edmund Vance Cooke, In the Sunday Magazine. BILLY'S By Aldney Street. Hiss Kitoat laughed. Now, when Dolly Kttcat laughed her banning eyes closed until only the fcmg curled lashes were visible, her Sorted Hps showed a dazzling row ot nth and the effect wns entrancing. At least, so thought Alwyn Romaine, who had been fortunate enough to jnuse her, and likewise thought poor Wily Darrell, whose pleasure, however, was mlttgaitied by tho fact that it was bis brilliant companion who had caused K. Alwyn and Billy were inseparables. (They smoked the same brand of cigar ettesat least. Billy bought them and Alwyn smoked them and they worked end played in unison. Billy was lost in admiration for his clever and popu lar friend, who accepted his friend Ship and admiration with equnnimity. Alas! Love, the great leveller, had Winged his careless darts Into the breasts of both of them, and they dored pretty Dolly Klteat, Alwyn only less than himself, Billy more than all Che world. Miss Kitcat was as impartial as love Itself, and admitted them both into a close and perilous Intimacy. "Three, and waltzes, please, Miss Kit cat," sa'd Alwyn authoritatively. "No less, please; your dancing is just per fection, and I flatter myself our steps lit to a nicety." Alwyn's requests to the weaker sex always insinuated a command; he felt It vindicated his manhood, which was nut aiways in evidence. Billy sat silent while Miss Kitcat laughed again. "Very well," she said, "If the chap erons cease from troubling, and Mrs. Grundy Is at rest, three you shall have." "Eight, eleven and thirteen," said Alwyn, noting the numbers on his spot lees cuff. "Wei!, Mr. Billy," said Dolly gayly, after a short pause, "aire you not go ing to ask me for something?" It was Indicative of the character ot 'William Darrell that every one called him "Billy," and he flushed up with pleasure at Mies Kltcat'e speech. "Well, er-er," he said hesitatingly, "1 sh-should just love a p-polka or g-get yon an ice or hold your f-fam or so omething." Poor Billy's stammer grew unman ageable, but he said "eo-something," as If Miss Kitcat had offered to transport lim direct to Heaven, which as a mat ter of fact was not far from the truth. Dolly's eyes softened at the lad's ear nestness as she said encouragingly, 'seven and fourteen, theni, Mr. Billy. The luckiest numbers In the card, and don't forget 'em." Billy assured her with deep sincerity that he would not, and then Alwyn, Who always flung himself wildly in to the tide of conversation ere it ebbed too far from himself, broke in: "That's real kind of you, Miss Kitcat, but mind the fireplaces. Billy general ly manages to enthrone hie partner in the grate in the midst of his wild ca reer; and, by the way, when may I. bring my new song to sing to you? Messrs. Crotchet & Co., the publishers told me that were' it not a trifle above the heads of the masses they might have considered it." Now, Alwyn, it must be remembered, Was a genius, not an ordinary, full blown, famous genius, but one faltering en the threshold of publicity and full of glorious works, which would, when the mood struck him, be transmitted in flaming language to paper. He was al ways waiting for the mood to strike Win; at his club, when he would have many a whiskey and soda to while way the time till It came; in the Street, oh, yes, particularly in the Street, when the mood would lightly tap him, so to speak, and he would Jpieh to pen and paper, only to find the moment had fled again; but he was filled with a very complete self-satisfaction, and spent many hours of his valuable leisure explaining hiB theories and ideas to Dolly Kitcat. Billy Darrell had no theories and not too many ideas, but he was beloved by men as the beet of good fellows, who rode and shot as straight as he lived, and bis happiest hours were Bpent rid ing with Miss Kitcat in .the Row or risking his life in his motor car, which occupations did not, however, give un limited scope for the airing of theories. 'Also, Alwyn was poor, and Billy was one of the lucky rich, or rather, Billy was rich and Alwyn was one of his lucky poor friends. "William," said Alwyn as they walk ed away from tho Kl teats' house that afternoon, "I er must tell you some thing. I'm very fond of that little girl, and, what's more, I am almost certain that she is fond of me, too. You see, 1 know women so well, and I can enter Into and appreciate their Ideas and IIIN SOMEBODY. TRIUMPH. ambitions so well." Alwym's appre ciation, as a rule, consisted in airing his own "And, old fellow, congratuate me, for I'm going to propose at the dance tonight, and you shall be the to wish us luck. She's not rich, but she has some money and a nice little place In the country, where you shall come and shoot the birdies, my boy." Poor Billy's face grew as white as a sheet as somewhat roughly he pulled his enthusiastic companion out of the way of a passing hansom, but he set his iteeth grimly and was silent, which however, did not affect his friend, who chattered graciously about his growing prospects of matrimonial bliss until they reached the door of Darrell's club, when Billy turned to his friend and said in a shaky voice, "Lo-look here, Alwyn, you are an old p-pal of mine, and I, I er wish you the be best of everything. M-make her happy, old chap, th-th-that's all. No-don't trouble to come In. I've letters to write," and he darted Into the lighted doorway. Alwyn stared after him. "Well, what the ! How queer he looks; can it be possible he cares for Dolly himself?" he said with a laugh, and with a laugh dismissed the possi bility. "Good old Bill! I wonder whether he'll rise a monkey juet to help me over the arrangements," he said to himself as he turned up his coat collar and sauntered home to his tiny rooms In Bury street. The jingle Jingle of the bells on Alwyn's hansom speeding swiftly to Mrs. ScottBowler's magnificent house In Curzon street sounded to his Infat uated ears as distant wedding bells. Yes, he ruminated, he had decidedly chosen well. Miss Kitcat understood him and his aims and his ambitions so well which was not far from the truth and on their he meant Dolly's in come life would be free of the gross mundane cares which at present hamp ered the free expression of his genius. Of course, the wedding would be ex pensive, but Billy! he would dedicate his first book to him, and with that magnanimous idea his hansom drew up with a clatter In front of a house which radiated "light and dance and song" for the benefit of les bouches in urtlles, who according to custom lined the red carpet from the doorway to the curb. In the hall he met Billy, his usually jolly face looking quite careworn and thin. "Bravo, William," said the facetious Alwyn; "come to be in at the kill, eh? Has er Dolly arrived yet?" "I do-don't know," said Billy mourn fully. "I haven't be-been up yet The Bowler woman st-starts be-beamlng when any one gets on the first step and I c-can't be-beam myself up a long f-flight of stairs. I sh-shouldnt have a ti-titter left at the t-top if I ddid." "Never mind, old man," said Alwyn, cheerfully, taking his arm, "we'll face it together." Mrs. Scott-Bowler swelled with satis faction. Scott-Bowler's patent dye had justified its exl stance and had at last transplanted its owners from Tooting to Mayfair where they blossomed out gorgeously with a hyphenated name and a huge coat of arms. Oh, that coat of arms! It was ubiquitous, Visitors rested' their weary heads on it embroid ered on the pillows and came down next morning with its crimson imprint on their cheeks. It stared from the walls, hurt you when you sat down on a chair, and gazed vacantly at the ceil ing from the middle of the hall car pet, but Mrs. Scott was satisfied. Tbis was her first big dance, and the quan tity of the quality exceeded her wildest expectations. Alwyn. and Billy, after emerging from the over-powering effect of their hos tess' gracious welcome at once perceiv ed Dolly careering about with a little soldier boy. Seeing them, she stopped her youthful warrier in midcareer and came laughing and panting up to them. Billy did not oatoh the quick smile of welcome she gave him before she greet ed Alwyn, but with a bitter pang he saw Alwyn's Impressive greeting, her answering gayety, and turned away. "I th-thlnk I'll go and smoke," he said to himself sadly. Alwyn had only done himself Justice when be told Dolly their steps fitted to a nicety. They danced three waltzes together occasionally catching a glimpse of Billy's downcast faoe ap pearing and re-appearing among the whirling couples. "Oh, do look!" said Alwyn, leertngly, as Billy brought his Partner by main force out of the frying pan of a dowager's lap into the fire of the second fiddle, who and whose fiddle subsided with a mutual screech into a galaxy . . of ferns and flowers. ' "Poor Billy! he should have more respect for your sex then to dance with them. See all the dowagers' toes tasked In Ilka crabs when he cornea along." Dolly laughed and Billy emerging breathless with an irate partner from the midst ot the band felt a keen pang strike through his honest heart as he heard it. "Ah, well!" he thought wearily, "what does anything matter now? I'U c-cut all this ito-totnmy rot and go shooting somewhere." Poor Billy, indeed! His eyes invol untarily rilled as he saw his friend lead ing Dolly toward a secluded alcove, and he thought of his chance of happiness. "But then Alwyn's just the sort of fas cinating chap the girls like; I wouldn't have b-been in it anyhow," he thought mournfully. That dance came to an end, and the next, and still there was no Bign of the satisfied Alwyn. Billy's dance with Dolly was the next on the program, and he desperately resolved to break in upon Alwyn's love making.- "After all, he'll have her all his 1-life," he Bald, "so my five minutes c-can hardly c-count." As he expected he found Dolly lean ing back on the settee in the alcove above the etairs, but to hi astonish ment she was alone. "Excuse me, Miss Klteat," he said, abjectly, "b-but I thought Alwyn was: with you." ' Dolly turned a rather tired little face toward him. "Mr. Romaine was here." the said, simply, "but he has just gone, and I was about to come and look for you. You cut my first dance, and you haven't been near me the whole even ing. I'm very offended, and I won't dance with you, as I have had quite enough excitement this evening. But, dear Mr. Billy, seat your cheery self here for a bit and let me try and for give you." Billy with a puzzled look on his face sat himself down at her side, and then, turning his honest, manly face to hers, he said firmly in a low voice: "L-lotA here, D-Dolly I may c-cali you D-Dolly once, mayn't I? and as you and Alwyn 1-1-love each other, and he and I are such old friends, I shall have to learn how" "But" Dolly broke in. "Hush!" said Billy, gently patting her hand. "I must say while I c-can what I've c-eome to say, and th-that is g-goodby, Dolly; so forgive me every thing Monight for I c-care for you and so I am going away. I-I c-can't bear to stay, b-but I'm so p-pleased you're going to marry such a c-clever and g-good f-fellow as Alwyn. It's g-good-by, d-dear Dolly," said Billy desperate ly rising as he spoke. "I'll c-come back so-some day and stay with you b-both and shoot the b-birdles." H" s'opped, unable to continue, when i iy ex claimed. "Well.'you and Mr. Romaine seem to have settled my future nicely between you. Mr. Romaine has indeed p roposed to me, but, Billy," she continued soft ly, "I could never marry him, because" She paused. Billy's heart stood still. "N-never marry him? Oh, I know poor old Alwyn's Woo b-badly off, but, Dolly, see here," he said timidly, "d-don't be offended, but remember you've adopted me as a s-sort of broth er, haven't you? I'm beastly rich, in f-fact, and it would be heaven f-for me to help you b-both. DcMio let me, Dolly. Give me my little share in your happiness. Do speak, Dolly! Ah, why are you crying? G-God knows I didn't mean to offend you," he said, his voice breaking. Dolly pressed his arm. "Sit down again. Do. I don't know why I cried but you are such a good fellow, Billy." she paused, and then turned to him with fhi6hed cheeks. "Well," she said, firmly, "Mr. Ro maine tonight, at great length, asked me to entwine, the music of my soul with his the words are his, Billy, and," she continued wearily, "it took a dance and a half of emphatic declam ation to assure him that I couldn't em brace the responsibility, literally or otherwise, but" and here Dolly's wet, mischievous eyes met Billy's loving ones full "If you wanted very, very much to shoot the birdies, and it you really, really care, well I couldn't pre vent my husband shooting them, I sup pose." And she didn't New York Tribune. The Best Pride. Lord Franard one afternoon during the Newport tennis tournaments last month talked most entertainingly to a group of ladies about ancestral pride. "Ancestral pride is an excellent thing," he said, "but there are better things. We have long felt in Great Britain that there are better things. I heard the sentiment rather neatly ex pressed last season by a duchess. "Hers is a great family, but "she was talking to a young marquis whose family is Incomparably greater. He Is a rather worthless, lazy, dissipated young marquis, and he boasted to the duchess about his people. "'I am very proud of my ancestry, you know,' he ended. " 'Yes,' said the duchess, 'and you have cause to be; but I wonder how your ancestry would feel about you?' " New York Herald. Scottish Fishing Colony. A delegation of Scottish fishermen is now visiting Australia, and its mem bers have proposed to Sir Thomas Bent, Premier of Victoria, the es tablishment ot a fishing colony on Snake Island, some seventy miles to the southeast of Melbourne. They promise to bring out 250 families from Scotland and settle them on the isl and, where the canning, curing and oil extraction Industries would pro vide plenty of employment. They have satisfied themselves that the waters thereabouts are well stocks with fish of considerable commercial value. Snake island has an area of 6000 acres and is at present used as a sanctuary for the preservation of birds and oth er animals. London Chronicle. Traveling in Hadti Is Difficult By.Mra C. R. Miller, RAVELING over Haiti is a difficult' proposition, owing to bed roads and lack of hotel accommodation. I went there on a lit tle German freighter, and all night we lay off Port au Prince, waiting .for the captain of the port's permission to land. About daybreak an officer paid a visit 10 the ship, examined our pass ports, and carried them away. It is necessary to have a special passport, Issued 'by the Haitian consul at uie -port irom wuicu one sails, before a landing can be made on the island, and even with this in hand, if the president decrees otherwise, no captain would dure allow such passengers to leave the ship; so no one may land until permission 1b eeut from the palace. Alter waiting three hours, word camo that I might land on Haitian soil; so I descended tho steps alongside the ship, climbed into a small boat manned. toy a native and two St. Thomas negroes, and we wore off to Port au Prince. Nearing the shore I hnd my first view of a Haitian soldier -a blue nnd red-capped individual, whose clothing was ill-matched and anything tout clean; while the gun he carried was of the type used in the Civil War. My camera attracted attention and I was soon surrounded by a crowd, and as I started toward the dilapidated merchant marine and opened up the Instrument to make a picture, two soldiers came after mo, gesticulat ing vigorously. It was practically Impossible to understand them, for, while French Is the language of Haiti, the common people speak a patois which em braces a mixture of Frenoh, Spanish and English. I finally concluded that I was wanted at the custom house, which proved to 'be correct; There my passport was demanded and thoroughly scrutinized, and after considerable discussion between two officers, who acted like characters in a comic oppera I was allowed to go. From Leslie's Weekly. Hie Cent School. By L. H. Sturdevant. OBNT SCHOOL Is so called because the children who come to It I I bring each one a cent, clutched tightly in a little hand, or knot- I jf" I ted In the corner of a handkerchief, a dally offering. If the cent H. S I ..... -1 L . 1. . . nnaa Minima ifni- an. is iuruiLcii, vr itrai uil lua way, mtr t"u bvco other, that is all, and has a scolding for carelessness Into the ,ibargaln. The littlest children go to It used to go, rather, for indeed this should all be in the Tast tense rather than tno pres ent, the Cent School being a thing of the past and, as one might say, n great aunt of the present fcindeTgaten, an old woman from the country, who li rather plain In her ways. Eunice Swain would have thought a kindergarten foolishness. Her children did not come to school to be amused, but to work. She put them on benches in her big kitchen, because It was warm there, and sat in the dining-room door, and taught them, or cfiastised them, as the spirit bade her. She taught the three R's, and manners, and truth-telling, and, above all, humility, impressing on these Infant dally, that they belonged to a generation, not of vipers exactly, but of weaklings. The Atlantic. Woman's Opportunity, By "True Progreas," I T can .be asserted without fear of contradiction that there Is noth ing of more importance than cooking. Not only 1b it Important vitally important to the physical being but to the Intellec tual. Many a good poet or business man has been spoiled by indigestion. It goes without saying that many a marriage has been wrecked, ruined and utterly destroyed by the same cause. In view of this, is it not startling to think that at least three-fourths of the cooking in the world Is 'bad and that half of this could safely be denominated vile? Who is to blame? Is it necessary to answer the question? Well, then, here is a matter directly under woman's hand and properly the object of her care, which Is crying aloud for attention. In devoting her self to it and I say this In all seriousness she will be conferring a thousand times more benefit upon mankind than pver she can hone to confer at the polls. This Versifying Age. Sy Bliss Perry. HTC ihndv nf (nlerablv n reputable contemporary verse is enormous. I I It shows a wide range of thought, and a commendable technique. I In one department, at least, It has manifested a notable prog ress during tne past nve years; nameiy, in me pueuu uiomo. Hundreds of men and women are now writing plays in verse. They are giving a new vitality, new imaginative possibilities, to the American stage. Our lyric poets are ibayond counting, mr. Stcflman galhered the work of six hundred of them Into his anthology many j-eHrs ago. But this number does not represent a tithe of the persons who habitually or Intermittently produce verse. Yet how rarely, in the inaBs of lyric verse, does one catch the national note! More sonnets are written about John Keats than about the United States of AmeriiO' Atlantic. Way Our Ancestors Dress Uy By Frank Crane. NIOE gentlemen wore sword icy appeared; but their ghosts still guide all tailors, and two use less buttons are Invariably sewed upon each cuff, and two oth ers at the back of the frock-coats, of all afternoon males. Somewhere about 1753 a hatter named John Hetherlngton, of London, made end wore the first tall hat, now known as the silk, full dress, plug or stove-pipe hat. A horse saw him and ran away. The owner of the horse wued Hetherlngton, but lost his case, the judge doubtless holding that an 'Englishman has an inalienable right to dress as ugly as he can. One time there was a king who had a deformed knee; he abandoned the knickerbockers which revealed the weakness of the royal leg, and took to long trousers. Hetherlngton and the king have long slnoe end, and one at the other, from Paris to Toklo; and Lord-a-meroy! we daren't gone to their reward, but their ghosts still ride civilized man, one at one even laugh at the spectacle! The Atlantic. Illusion qf By O. K. Chesterton. m SOMETIMES fancy that every great city must have 'been 'built by night. At least, It Is only at night that every part of a great city is great. All architecture Is great architecture after sunset; perhaps architecture is really a nocturnal art, like the art of fireworks. At least, I think many people of those nobler trades that work by night (journalists, policemen, burglars, cof 0& fee shall keepers and such mistaken enthusiasts as refuse to go time till morning) must often have stood admiring some iblack bulk of building with a crown of battlements or a crest of spires, and then burst into tears at daybrak to discover that it was only a haberdasher's shop with huge gold letters across the face of it. London News.. The United States Navy In 1909. The navy of the United States now stands, by common consent, second only to that of Great Britain, although its reconstruction was begun but fif teen years ago. This result has been attained by vigorous action and large outlay, especially during the last ten year. For the gnanctal year 1899 1900 tine total naval expenditure of the United States was rather less than ten millions sterling, and the vote for new construction and armaments was a little more than two millions; while the additions to the fleet made during that year consisted entirely if tonpedl craft, of whloh the aggregate tonnage was only eighteen hundred tons. For (he current financial rear 0 - fcelts and gauntlets; these have dis Night. the total vote for the navy closely approaches twenty.slx millions, and the vote for new construction and armaments is about 7,800,000. The total expenditure on new ships and armaments in the ten years has been nearly sixty-three millions sterling. During 1905-1906 the expenditure on these Items approached 11,400,000, an amount which has only been ex ceeded by Great Britain during the same period in the two years 1904-6; London Spectator. , 'Mrs. Clubwoman The disasters of married life. Mrs. Bridgewhlst I suppose she will have her husband on the plat form as an exhibit Town Topics. OLDEST MAN IN AMERICA Escaped Terrors ot Many Winters by Using Pe-ru-na. -IB AKIWeMM Isaac Brock, 120 Years of Age. Mr. iBaao Brock, of McLennan county, Tex., is an ardent friend to Peruna ana speaks of it in the following terms: "Dr. Hnrtman's remedy, Peruna, I hare found to be the best, if not the only relia ble rcmedv for COUGHS. COLDS, CA TARKH and diarrhea. "Vrruna ha been my stand-by for mo hi; yearn, and 1 ai tribute my anod health and mil extrenie, afie to thlt remedy. 11 exactly meet all tny re quirements. "I have come to rely upon it almost entirely for the many little things for which I need medicine. I believe it to be especially valuable to old people." Isaac Brock. Nothln' to Kick About. Beauty, sighed the gazelle, is, after all, only skin deep! Well, we ain't kicking, replied the hippopotamus. Puck. Only One "llromo Quinine" rhat is Laxative liiomo (Quinine. Look for the signature of E. W. Grove. Used the World over to Cure 1 Cold in One Day. 28a Puzzle for Congress. Congress cannot understand why rresiuent Kooseveit snoum nave made that 90-mile ride. Unlike the congressman, the President does not get zu cents a mile going ana com ing. Kansas City Star. uon. ajiuvs nam. cures winu none, xuc a out Grown In America. Most of the tobacco used In so-called Russian cigarettes the far-famed brands of Turkey and Cairo, too is. grown less than 100 miles from Louis ville, Ky., or within a like radius of Raleigh, N. C. Brooklyn, N. Y. Address the Garfield Tea Co. as above when writing for free samples of Garfield Tea, the true remedy for constipation. 10 An Antl-Lynching Governor. Progress of civilization Is shown In Mississippi by the presence of a governor who declares not only that lynching must stop, but that if It is necessary he will stop It by ordering troops to shoot to kill. On the prob ability that, this test of strength may come Governor Noel says frankly that "the time has come when there will have to be an armed clash between the military and the citizens." The governor gives the reason for this declaration. In two cases he was deceived by the assurance of citizens and local peace officers and took slight precautions which were over riden and the lynchings took place. That trick, he serves notice on mobs with a taste for the pleasant pastime, Is of no more use. The troops will shoot to kill if it is necessary. If the sheriff will not give the order the of ficers In command must do so. Final ly Governor Noel states the prin ciple that persons attacking jails and overthrowing the law are worse than the criminal negroes, and in addition are arrant cowards. Pittsburg Dis patch. Melts Guns. The Maharajah Gaekwar of Baroda has melted down and converted into bullion the celebrated gold and silver cannon of Baroda. Of these costly but useless toys, the silver guns were the Inspiration of a former gaekwar. In order to "go one better" than his predecessor, the late gaekwar had the gold guns cast, and mounted at a cost, it is said, of 100,000. They re posed in the state armory and were the wonder and admiration of all vis itors to the capital. NEW IDEA Helped Wis. Couple. It doesn't pay to stick too closely to old notions of things. New ideas often lead to better health, success and happiness. A Wis. couple examined an Idea new to there and stepped np several rounds on the health ladder. The hnsband writes: "Several years ago we suffered from coffee drinking, were sleepless, nervous, sallow, weak, and Irritable. My wife and I both loved coffee and thought it was a bracer." (delusion). "Finally, after years of suffering, we read of Postnm and the harmtul ness of coffee, and believing that to grow we should give some attention to new ideas, we decided to test Pos-'' turn. "When we made it right we liked It and were relieved ot ills caused by coffee. Our friends noticed the change fresher skin, sturdier nerves, better temper, etc. "These changes were not sudden, but relief Increased as we continued to drink and enjoy Postum, and we . lost the desire for coffee. "Many of our friends did not like Postum at first, because they did not make it right. But when they boiled Postum according to directions on pkg., until It was dark and rich they liked it better than coffee and were benefited by the change." "There's a Reason." Name given by Postum Co., Battle Creek, Mich. Read "The Road to Wellville" in pkgs. Ever read the above tetter? A new one appears from time to time. They are genuine, true, and full of human Interest.