'I VX ME NOT WITH BROODING ON THE YEARS.' Reprinted from The Century for May, 1890. I vex me not with brooding on the yean That were ere I drew breath; why should I then Distrust the darkness that may fall again When life is done? Perchance in oilier spheres Dead planets I once tasted mortal tears, And walked as now amid a throng of men. Pondering things that lay beyond my ken, ' Questioning death, and solacing my fears. Ofttimes indeed strange sense have I of this, Vague memories thnt hold me with a spell, Touches of unseen lips upon my brow, Breathing some incommunicable bliss! In years foregone, O Soul, was all not well Still lovelier life awaits thee. Fear not tlimi! Thomas Bailey Aldrich. Dr. Singleton's $ Coast...... v5 ...By Ira Rich Kent... It was a moonlit February night,; and the finest coasting of the winter. Prom Dr. Singleton's house, at the top of Keeler's Hill, down the steep, hard-packed road, through the Cor ners, and straight out to the sawmill flew the big and little sleds. Zip went the "Jumpers," fast but uncertain, balanced by waving legs. Chur-ur-ur-ur came the single sleds, with their riders going "bell-bunt." Pur-r-r-r-r that was Jim Blair's lit tle "traverse," home-made, hard to steer, and fleeter than the wind, t Then, as a magnificent climax, eame the roaring rush of Billy Moore's wonderful new double-runner, the Meteor, that held ten, and tiad pulleys for Us guide-ropes, be sides being painted scarlet and ffold. The "coast" from the doctor's straight down to the sawmill was about a third of a mile. Turning sharply to the right at the Corners, however, set one on the long, steep, winding road that led from the hill Tillage, a mile and a half down to the liver valley. Once in a while tunne venturesome spirit essayed this as an especial adventure, but the hill was too steep and crooked and the walk Back too long fo be popular. Eleven o'clock! That is late In. the Corners neighborhood! All the trlB and the small boys, and many of the bigger ones, had gone to bed surfeited With sport. Only the glutton re mained. Billy Moore and three of his Cronies swung the scarlet Moteor about at the top of the hill and pre pared to go down once more. The door of Dr. Singleton's house ras opened, letting out a broad beam of lamplight. In the centre of It was the doctor in overcoat and tippet, bag In hand. "O Billy, Billy Moore, are you out there?" The little doctor's pleasant voice had a hint of anxiety In it. "Tea, sir." Billy stopped winding . tha steering-ropes round his hands. "Wait a moment, Billy." The doc tor closed'the door behind him and came trotting down to the road. "Don't you want me for a passen ger?" "Yes, of course!" "Come on, Dr. Singleton!" "Hooray!" The little doctor was populur; a Jolly, boyish look in his wrinkled face and twinkling eyeB told why plainly enongh. "No, this Is serious, boys. William Gove has Just telephoned up that his baby is sick. It may be only a little croupy; but he doesn't know, and his wife Is young and frightened to death. Old Nancy's In the barn, dead lame, and I've driven the new horse forty tulles to-day. Don't you boyn want to take me clear down tne hill on the Meteor? And then when I've straight ened out young Mr. Gove, we'll all uU the sled back together, and have some supper at my house." "Of course! " "Come on! " "Hooray! .We'll get you there in no time!" This from Maurice and Harvey Hel ton and Mahlon Goodnough. The Meteor did not belong to them. The owner and captain was less enthusiastic; William Gove lived at the foot of the "big hill.' But hhi pride ' spurred him. The Meteor's reputation and his own were at stake. "I'll take you down all right, doc tor. Get on here next to me. Maurice, yon and Mahlon sit next. All ready? Posh her off, Harve!" The passengers took their places as be Indicated; Harvey "pushed off," and sprang aboard at the last moment In the approved side position, resting on one hip; and the Meteor leaped downward to the rescue of William Gove's baby! s Keeler's Hill was Icy and smooth; the double-runner reached the Cor ners under terrific headway. At the psychological moment steersman Billy pulled sharply to the right. The rear bob "slued." "Everybody lean!" cried the doc tor. The Meteor straightened herself out and took the big hill without the rear-guard. The sudden snap on the turn had been too much for Har vey's graceful balance. "Harve fell off!" announced Mah lon, gaspingly. It was not easy to breathe In the wind of their flight. The others heard and grinned to themselves; they were too busy bang ing on for audible comment ' After the first straightaway plunge of the big hill, about a quarter of a mile, there Is an easy curve at a little rise. Whether Harvey's sudden re moval had shaken Mahlon's nerve re mains to this day a debated question; but certain It is that as the Meteor swept up the Incline and. Blackening speed, gathered herself for the next plunge, Mahlon gathered himself, and rolled as unobtrusively, as possible off the sled. This defection at once became known to tbe man in front. "Mahlon's gone!" stated Maurice. "What?" gasped the doctor. "He rolled off." Maurice was evi dently a little alarmed himself. "My goodness!" cried the. doctor. "What did he do that for?" But If Maurice attempted any re ply. It was lost in the rushing wind of their new speed. On dashed the Meteor with Its di minished crew. Billy, the- pilot, strained at the tiller-ropes and searched the moonlit path ahead with blurred and watery eyes. Behind him the little doctor hung on and en Joyed It. In the rear Maurice clutched the doctor with all his might, and hoped for a fortunate out come, although he had ceased to ex pect it. At this hour there were no travelers abroad, and they had the road to themselves. For something like a quarter-mile at this point the descent Is less ab rupt; but the road is full of sharp turns. On these the unweighted back part of the double-runner skidded and bobbed about. All Billy's skill wsb called on to keep his craft In the track. "Shove back there, Maurice," and hold her down!" he called, as they approached the second corner. Morris was loath to leave his place of security at the doctor's back, and hesitated. The hesitation was fatal. The rear bob slued against . the banked snow on the curve. The next moment it was out of the road. Like lightning the Meteor swung half-way round and "turned turtle." Billy's face plowed into the snow, but he clung to the tiller-ropes; Maurice, pursued by the doctor, shot f 1 t E has achieved success who has lived well, laughed 1 often and loved much; who has gained the respect of Intelligent men and the love of little children; who has filled his niche and accomplished his task; who has left the world better than he found It, whether by an Im proved poppy, a perfect poem or a rescued soul; who has never lacked appreciation of earth's beauty or failed to ex press it; who has always looked for the best In others and given the best he had; whose life was an inspiration; whose memory a benediction." cc 99 out over the crust, and both came to an anchorage In the roadside alders. "Whoof!" from the - doctor, as Maurice's head drove the breath from him. "Ouch!" from Maurice, as the doc tor's elbow Jabbed his nose. All three scrambled up and took account of the situation. No one had received any serious Injuries, except the faithful Meteor. The king-bolt, which attached the front bob, was bo twisted and belt that only the black smith's forge could set It straight. The doctor straightened up from his Investigation and brushed the snow from his knees. His spirit was roused now. "Come on, Billy!" he cried. "We'll see this through. Take off the front sled, and we'll go on with that." And Billy, when he found that the Meteor's injury was not fatal, also rose to the occasion. The twisted bolt was removed, and the rear bob, to which the long seat was permanetly fastened, set to one side. "But there isn't room for three now," declared Maurice, in a very odd tone that might mean either dismay or relief. "So there Isn't. Billy must go to steer, of course. We'll have to leave you, Maurice. Tou can wait here or you'd better walk back to my house. We'll get the sled In the morning. Come on, Billy. Remem ber William Gove's baby." The two were off, the doctor curled up on the front of the single sled, and Billy perched behind to steer. Maurice watched them out of sight, then turned and plodded back up the hill. The single sled, of course, did not equal tbe speed of the double-runner; but they came now to a steeper part hnf thaw AAma rm s ernnnnn v-ni-r I . T . a T a yT . of the hill, and flew downward at a gOOd. pace. - The road here comes out on the side of the hill which borders the valley. Below and ahead of them the doctor could look across the gleaming snow-fields and see the light in. William Gove's window; but to reach .this, a short quarter-mile away down the slope," they must follow a long U of a half-mile, down the hill Bide, across the frozen river, and along the gentle decline of the river road. There were but few farmhouses along the hill road. In a few mo ments they were approaching one that stood on the valley side. , "Ghur-ur-ur-ur! " growled the front bob of the Meteor. "Isn't she going fine!" shouted Billy. "Whoop-ee!" erled the dortor. Old Bose, faithful guardian of tha Rider farmyard, heard the noise of the three, and came lumbering out to make Investigation, barking 1 hoarsely as he ran. The sled was upon him before his stiff old legs could get htm out of the way. Billy put his rudder toe down hard to avoid collision. The bob hopped out of the road as if It, too, were fright ened. It spilled Its two passengers uuder the old dog's startled nose, righted Itself, then slid over the fence and fled away down the slope. Once more the doctor and Billy Moore picked themselves up. They stared a moment at the rapidly dis appearing sled; they looked at Bose, now wagging a friendly tall at these two suddenly discovered old friends; then they turned to each other In dis may that, in spite of William Gove's baby, presently turned to helpless laughter. "Well, Billy, the luck's a little against us to-ntght. Isn't it?" cried the doctor. "Do you think we can slide the rest of the way on Bose?" Then his face grew serious. "But I must get to that baby, somehow. Here, you go get the sled; I'll run down across lots on the crust." - "All right, sir. I'll wait for you here." And the two voyagers parted, Billy trotting down the hill after the1 recreant bob, while the doctor, his precious bag in hand, set off nimbly along the road. He reached the Rider yard and turned In there, Intending to go be tween. .the shed and the barn to the open field, and then straight down the hillside and across the frozen river to William Gove's. The crust would bear his light weight easily. But as he passed the wood-shed he caught sight of a row of round milk pans, put out to air, and now gleam ing dimly In the moonlight. A boyish recollection flashed into the doctor's mind. He stopped and chuckled to himself. "Elizabeth Rider won't mind; and since I&rted out to coast, I'm going to coast."' He snatched one of the pans from its place and scurried on round the corner of the shed. When he reached the open hillside, he set the pan on the smooth crust and himself In It. Holding his bag in front of him with one hand, he pushed oft vigorously with the other. The first swoop of the new craft was disconcerting. In a moment the doctor found himself traveling swiftly backward, and at a great variety of angles. He had gone some distance before he straightened himself out, and something of the boyhood knack of sldewise balancing came back to him. CC A pan makes- a surprisingly good toboggan on an Icy crust like this. That it had been forty years since the doctor had used one for that purpose troubled him not at all. He had kept the spirit of youth unwith ered through all the long, toilsome years. It was characteristic of him that although the fun of the situation appealed strongly to him, he did not for a moment relax the rigor of his haste. He confidently believed that William Gove's baby was In no dan ger; but he took no chances on that score. So now he chose the Bteepest de scents and made all possible speed. Once he picked up his pan and ran a little way across a "bench." But for most of the distance to the river It was smooth coasting. Leaning back a little to tilt up the front of the "sled," he curled himself up like a kitten and dropped swiftly down the hillside. So quickly did he go that he shot off very unexpectedly on to the frozen river. He scrambled up, still clutch ing his bag In one hand and Mrs, Rider's pan In the other, and ran across the ice to the farther bank. Climbing this, he soon found himself at the top of a knoll which sloped down to William Gove's back door, not thirty feet away. 1 With the goal In sight, the doctor ran hastily forward too hastily, for the treacherous footing played him false. His feet shot suddenly Into the air, and he finished his adventur ous Journey on his back but coast ing still! The snow was drifted to the level of William Gove's broad back porch. The broad back' porch itself was Icy. Dr. Singleton went across it very rap. idlv. He came un nenlnst tha hnrlr door wltn resounding bang! W11lam Goye gpra8ng uep ftt union anil thronr nncr , A nr.. the "Good evening, William! said the doctor. "How's the baby now?" "Why why he seems to be all right now!" stammered the startled father. "Gone to sleep as nice-as can be. I telephoned up that you needn't come, but you'd started. How jdid you get here so quick?" "Oh, I coasted down," said Dr. Sin gleton. Youth's Companion. A delicious sweetmeat Is made In Santo Domingo from ripe bananas, cut into slices about a quarter of an Inch thick. These are sprinkled with sugar and placed In the sun several days, being turned occasionally, and each time dusted again with sugar. The total population of the British empire is over 400,000,000. THE GIRLS I ALMOST KISSED, From tha fish I have almost caught Lobster or sucker or skate To the witty things I've thought Just half a wink too late: From the riches I've almost had To the trains I have barely missed, There is never a memory so sad As the girls that I almost kissed, There was Alice who said me nay And Anna who tpurned me cold, And the merry, the madcap Mae. Who cried 1 was bad and bold. Their bright eyes haunt my dreams In a dim delicious mist, And a glint of pearl and ivory gleams Thro' the lips that I almost kissed. There was Rose of the soulful sigh And June of the wistful face, Allegra of luring eye, And the courtly poise of Grace; Lo! Out of my giddy past, Tho' I squirm and struggle and twist, The sweet ghosts find me out at last The girls that I almost kissed. Tho' I'm fat, smooth-domed and old, And cone would kiss me now. My loves come back to fold New wrinkles in my brow; ft And each has a suit to lay On my breach-of-promise list, For the girls that I almost kissed one day, Next day I nlways kissed! Chester Firkins, in Fuck. "Pa!" "Well, what is It now?" "What's atavism?" "Atavism is why a descendant of an old family robs a bank." Cleveland Leader. "Not a cent. Get along with you or I'll call the police." "Gee!" ejac ulated the mendicant, "dat must be one o' dem vicious rich. I've read about 'em." Philadelphia Ledger. Maud Muller on a summer day. Raked the meadow sweet with bay. Then chugged the judge upon the scene "-And scented things with gasoline. Puck. "The women's hats are as big as houses now." "Well, maybe they won't have to have an entire new structure every year. Maybe they'll be satisfied Just to add a wing." Louisville Courier-Journal. ' Customer "Why, -I thought you called him 'the colt?'" Ostler "Sure, yer honor, and that's the name he's had for the last twenty years, and he sticks to It like a respectable baBte, the same as yourself." Punch. "You wrong me," said Plodding Pete, "when you say I ain't wlllin' to work. I'm Jes' dyln' to work." "Then what's the trouble?" "I'm too consci entious. Whenever I git a Job I'm so anxious to fill It well dat I gits stage fright." Washington Star. "What's that crank in 38 kicking about?" asked the hotel clerk. "He's complaining that everything's too old and Bhabby," replied the bellboy. "He wants everything new." "All right Begin by giving him those new stiff towels." Philadelphia Press. "Ah," complained the visiting no bleman, "but you have no privileged classes In this country." "We haven't, eh?" replied the prominent citizen. "You ought to be out some night when a gang of college boys are on a tear." Chicago Record-Herald. "Another new dress! Where do you think I get the money from? Do you suppose I can pick It up In the streets?" asked an angry husband. "Excuse me," responded the wife, "It Is not within my province to give you financial advice!" Philadelphia In qulrer. When your cup of happiness is full, I tell you what to do: Leave a little in the bottom for The one that follow, you. -Life. "I want two battleships," declared the first Senator. "Well?" said the second Senator. "How can I work up a following among the people and get some sentiment behind the scheme?" "Admit two States to name those ships after." Louisville Courier- Journal. "You don't object to these Invest! gatlons of the affairs of your great monopoly?" "No," answered Mr, Dustln Stax. "They're a good deal of help In enabling me to catch up with details of my business that might have escaped my attention." Wash ington Star. We Pay For All We Get. In this world you generally get what you pay for. At least. In the long run. Thousands are not willing to pay the price of success with the sterling coin of hard work and patient wait lng. They are looking for some lucky chance to mend their fortune, Why should men expect to make $100 out of $10 by betting on a cer tain horse? Why should they expect to sit down at a poker game and get up with a month's salary earned In an hour or two? Why should they expect a big per centage on money Invested In get- rich-quick concerns? Why do they continually get "let In" by purchasing goods said o be up to the mark at a ridiculously low figure? The answer Is that they are all looking for something for nothing. And tbe outcome In most cases is that they get nothing for something. The man who has not a great stock of ability to sell should not ask too much tor it. The employe who Is continually seeking more than he, or she, Is worth will never get It for long. On the other hand, the employer who is continually hunting for help at less than it is worth gets the poorest class of labor the most unskilled and un reliable. Milwaukee Journal. -The United States consumes more than half of the world's production of sugar. This means 6,000,000,000 pounds a year. I A man must have a certain amount of pull to take time by tbe forelock. ME SNAKES OF THE INDIAN EMPIRE. Major Wall's Valuable Work in Identifying Venomous B.p tll.Sl "' - ' If you hear the word "snake" In India, "cobra" Instantly and natur ally comes to your mind, as the cobra is generally supposed to be .the most deadly of all snakes In India. Yet there are other snakes which are even more dangerous, and It seems that the cobra must descend from the high pedestal on which he has been placed and do his basking on a back seat. India offers a limitless field for the Btudy of snakes both real and imag inary the latter are innumerable' yet there are few Anglo-Indians who have made especial study of these In teresting and Important reptiles, or contributed any original matter on the subject. Most of the Indian resi dent's Information about poisonous reptiles of the country Is derived from books written by Europeans at home, whose observations have been confined to glass-Jar or museum speci mens. Recent research and Investigations have given the medical profession much moreknowledgeof snake venom than it possessed formerly, and the unfortunate sufferer from snake-bite has a fair chance of recovery nowa days it he has Instant and Intelligent treatment, and the medical attendant knows the species of snake which did the biting. The poison of the com mon kralt is twice as virulent as that of the cobra, while that of the most common of sea snakes Is eight times more deadly. With Increased knowl edge of snake venom a more rational treatment through antlvenene has been Introduced into practice, but It Is essential that the attending physi cian should correctly Identify the snake which caused the trouble, so that the strength of his poison may be known and treated accordingly. The Indian Medical Service has produced a specialist in ophlology in Major F. Wall, the only Anglo-Indian of note who has made sufficient study of the subject to be considered a first hand authority. For several years Major Wall has contributed to the pages of the Journal of the Bombay Natural History Society and else where a serleB of well written and admirably Illustrated articles on In dlan snakes, which should tend to in crease common knowledge of these enemies of man. Major Wall has recently collected these articles, and, with an introduc tory chapter, has published them in a brochure. He gives clear descrip tions of the thirty-four species of poi sonous land snakes of India, Burmah and Ceylon, In nearly every case sup plemented by illustrations which give the chief distinguishing characteris tics of each. Illustrations and text are so com prehensive that identification of any particular species becomes easy, how ever mutilated the snake may have been by Us captors. The little vol ume will doubtless become a text book among Indian practitioners and others, who, after mastering Major Wall's simple system of Identification, may place any poisonous snake In its proper place, and in a case of snake bite prescribe the required treatment tor that particular species. Major Wall has done a great deal to famil iarize the people of India with their snakes, and it would be well were his example followed in other countries inhabited by poisonous snakes. S. S. M., in tbe New York Post. The Canny Scot. . Scotsmen are noted for their can- niness, and a story told by a Lanca shire commercial traveler, who was up in Aberdeen a few days ago, shows that the men beyond the Tweed are still worthily upholding their reputa tion. The traveler in question was asked by a prospective buyer to sub scribe to the prize fund for the local golf tournament. He parted with five shillings, and as he was interested in golf he re marked that be would like to be kept informed of the progress of the tour nament so that he could look out for the result. ' "Oh," said the customer, as he picked up the five shillings and placed it securely in his pocket, "ye needna dae that. The tournament was held last Saturday." This was rather a staggerer tor the latest contributor to the prize fund, but he retained curiosity enough to inquire who had proved the happy winner. The guileless solicitor for sub scriptions was quite undaunted, how ever. "The winner?" he said coyly, "Ofi", Just masel'." Tit-Bits. Avoid the Evil Eye. - Very curious td the Occidental mind are some of the ways of Arabia and other Mohammedan countries. A traveler says: "One of the objects of the most anxious solicitude for Mohammedan parents is the shield ing of their children from the evil eye; any person expressing admira tion for a child except by pious ejacu. lation or the invocation of blessings upon the prophet fills the heart of the parent with apprehension. When children are to be taken into the street their faces are often even smeared with mud or ' greasy sub stances lest their comeliness should attract attention, and in order that the person of the child itself should escape attention gaudy and glittering ornaments are hung about it, and written charms sewn into leather me dallions suspended from its neck." There are 60,000 motor cars and autocycles in Great Britain, at the present time, IMJousehoId H 11 ....Matters Napkin Monograms. One of the latest fancies is to hava the initial or monogram directly in the centre of the napkin. An Odd Milk Test. One clever housekeeper has learned to outwit a milkman, whom she sus pected of diluting his stock of milk. She kept in her kitchen a fine steel knitting needle, which was always in a high state of polish. As soon as the milk came into the house she stuck the needle lightly. into the can and drew it out In an upright position. If no drop adhered to the needle that milkman heard a line of talk on watered milk that caused him to be careful how he dal lied with the pump on his next visit. It Is said if there be even a little water In milk not a drop of it will ad. here to a needle so used. New York Times. Rag Carpet Rugs. There 1b quite a revival these days of old-fashioned rag rugs. The car pet made of strips of cloth has been In use for some time, even In smart houses built in the country. This kind of carpet Is not especially fit for city houses. So wide was the demand that hand rail1 looms were put up all over the country, and farmer's wives made many an extra penny by turning out satisfactory work. Now the rag rug has come into its own again. The favorite ones are lit tle mat rugs that are so widely used as dots all over a room. These are put before the bureau, In front of the cbeval glass, at the side of a bed, in front of the bath tub and under chairs. They are made in artistic designs and colorings and are quite within mo ijuiou ui iuh wuiiiHu ui small means. New York Times. Vegetables as Medicines. Carrots are excellent for gout. Cranberries correct the liver. Aspa ragus stimulates the kidneys. Wat ercress is an excellent blood purifier. Honey is a good substitute for cod liver oil. Parsnips possess the same virtues as sarsaparllla. Celery con tains sulphur and helps to ward off rheumatism. Bananas are beneficial to sufferers from chest complaints. Celery is a nerve tonic; onions also are a tonic for the nerves. Beet root Is fattening and good for people who want to put on flesh. Tomatoes are good for torpid liver, but should be avoided by gouty people. Lettuce has a soothing effect on the nerves and Is excellent for sufferers from In somnia. Spinach has great aperient qualities and Is far better than medi cine for Bufferers from constipation. The Juice of a lemon is excellent for sore throat, but should not be swal lowed, but used as a gargle. Ameri can Cultivator. Velvet Lunch Cake. One cup su gar, one-half cup butter, one cup sour milk, one egg, two cups flour, one teaspoon soda, one teaspoon molasses, one-half teaspoon each of all kinds of spice. A Relish Snnce. Peel six shallots, cut them through and put them In a bottle with one-half ounce of cayenne pepper, one teacupful of Indian soy, two teacups mushroom ketchup and one quart best vinegar; shake well. In one month it will be excellent. Whipped Cream Sauce. One table spoonful butter, three-fourths cup su gar, two teaspoons cornstarch, one half cup boiling water; cook until it thickens, remove from the stove, add one teaspoonful of vanilla and three fourths cup of whipped cream; beat well together. Plain Cake. Cream together one cup sugar and one-half cup butter (scant), one teaspoonful soda, one teaspoonful cream tartar and two cups flour sifted together, one egg thor oughly beaten with the butter and sugar, one cup sour milk, a little salt. Flavor as desired. Celery Soup. Cook in two quarts of white stock two large bunches of celery, leaves and stalks, till the cel ery la tender. Press then through a sieve, set the soup back to reheat, season with pepper and salt, add a pint of thin cream, thicken with flour blended with a little milk and serve with croutons. Chocolate Cake. Two cups sugar, one cup butter, one cup milk, three and a half cups flour, five eggs, two laaennnnf nla hnlrlnc nnwdnr nnp ten. spoonful extract vanilla. Cream but ter and sugar, add the yolks of five eggs and the whites of two, milk and sifted flour and baking powder. Bake in Jelly cake tins. Scones For S O'clock Tea. Six ounces flour, two ounces butter, one fourth pint milk, level teaspoonful of baking powder, pinch of salt; mix baking powder with flour and salt, and rub with it the butter; add milk;; roll out, cut into little rounds; bake in hot oven a light brown; split and butter and serve at once.