AN ANTARCTIC STORM Braving the Perils of a South Polar Winter's Night. FIERCE FURY OF THE GALE. Adventures of a Party of Explorer! In a Journey Over the Broken Pack Ice The 8olid Wall of Wind Thai Flanked a Friendly Iceberg. The arctic explorer bus always had .hardship and danger enough, but the antarctic discoverer hag fnr more ter rible conditions to meet Luckily he meets them with nil the equipment and method that arctic exploration hag taught mankind. Yet they are most dangerous, as the story of those wht bare lived through the south polm winter night can testify. One of the experiences of BeruacchI on the cruise of the Southern Cross some years ago shows what nn antarctic gale menus. lie nnd a comrade, Elllfsen, started out on a short sledge journey to enrry provisions from one camp to another. It was In September, and the broken ."ice pack over which they must travel was but a foot and a half thick nnd likely to break In pieces afresh or pile UP In deadly masses at the mercy of the sea and wind. The two men had ithree sledges and eighteen dogs. They had hardly started before the wind rose and a gale threatened. Halfway to their dest Innt Ion there was nn Ice berg imbcdiled In the puck lee, and they hastened to reach this before the Btorra should break. For five hours they tolled over the ice, the wind gradually rising. The gale broke In fury Just as they reach ed the Iceberg, tinder whose lee they pitched a tiny silk tent, Into which they crawled after having fed their dogs as best they could. Hour after hour the wind raged, and the ther noinoler went to 0 degrees below zero. The snow drifted over and Into the tent. Sleep was Impossible. The explorers, who had mot typhoons in the China seas and cyclones In the tropics, found by the aneroid as well as by their own sensations that this i gale surpassed them all. Worst of all, I it peemed as If the Ice was beginning to crack. They knew well that the iceberg which protected them from the full force of the storm was the most dangerous place possible in other T. io, u the ice was sure to separate first immediately round the berg, throwing tent, men and dogs into the Icy seas. The cracking of Ice was now to be heard above the roar of the wind. They dared not stay in their shelter. A little to the cast, Bernaccbl re membered, was a eave in the body of the iceberg. Once in that, they would not at least be precipitated into the en, even If they were carried away, iceberg and oil. It was so dark that the wall of tho berg could not be seen even when the hands touched It The two explorers groped as best they eonld along the slippery walls, both hands on the ice and their bodies pressed against It. Halfway around they left the lee side and met the pnle. It came like a solid thing, bear ing them back and down. Not one inch could they move against it, and further exposure meant death. They groped back, blinded, deafened and almost paralyzed with cold, to shelter. Then they commenced a toilsome hunt for a foothold on the lee side some where. Toward morning they found a low spur or projection, upon which they scrambled and lay down perfect ly exhausted in the snowdrifts, which grew each moment. To this they owed their lives, fqr the snow soon covered them and kept in the warmth of tbetr bodies. They dared not sleep for fear ol never waking, so they roused each other alternately. At last day broke, and the gale abated. Crawling over the snow, their garments frozen stiff as boards, their beards solid lumps of lee, they managed to reach their tent. The ice bad not broken, though It was oracked here and there. They took food, slept, fed their dogs, who were deep In the drifts, but alive, and then courageously went ahead, "not caring to be beaten," as Bernacchl expressed It It was 8 o'clock at night before they reached camp, but the next day they were exploring and taking photo graphs and observations Just as usual. Man may seem puny against nature, out be conquers her from the arctic to Hie antarctic by his unconquerable soul. William Bittenhouse in For ward. A Clever Barber. "By heck, Cynthia," drawled old Farmer Hardapple after his visit to Chicago, "them thar city barbers are mind readers." . "That so, Hiram?" said his wife. "Why, I should say so. The one I net knew that you .cut my hair last, and, by gum, he never saw you in his , lire." Chicago News. By Indirection. Heiress (to her military admirer) That Mr. Krause is very inquisitive. 3e asked what my dowry amounted it). Lieutenant Impertinent fellow! And what did you tell him? Fliegende fcatter. , . '"" Praying Time. A five-year-old boy on hearing grace tasked for the first time at breakfast gravely remarked, "I only say my prayers it night That la the danger ras ttme.-Iife. ' Corruption wfa never want a pro Psnaa. Cato. REAL LITERARY LABOR. Example of Charles Dudley Wsrne-'a Infinite Painstaking. The extraordinary pains and patience with which Charles Dudley Warner did his literary work are shown in an account given by a writer In the New AniBtel magazine of the streuuous way In which Mr. Warner produced nn obituary notice some years ago.' Trofessor Edward L. Youmnns was close personul friend of Mr. Warner, and on that account when Mrs. You mnus died the editor of a daily paper asked Mr. Warner to write a sort of personal appreciation of her. This he consented to do. He was left alone from 10 a. in. until half past 12, when he went to lunch. Ueturnlng at 2 o'clock, he worked without interruption until 4 o'clock when he turned over to the editor what he hnd written. Yet the work was uot complete. Mr. Warner rea:l the first proof and in suc cession three revised sheets. Each time he made change after change In phraseology, seeking out the one right word, while eveu In the nicety of paragraphing be seemed to make clenrer what he desired to ex press. Nor did the close revision end with the marking of the last proof. After the paper had gone to press and the first sheets had been brought up to the composing room for an O. K. Mr. Warner looked wlBtfully at the editor and observed: "Would you object to lifting the form? I see a sentence In the last paragraph that might be somewhat changed. She was too good, you know, to have a slovenly tribute paid to her." Even the printers refused to get an gry over the delay, nnd forthwith the form was sent up and changes went on for nn hour. At last, though publica tion was delayed fully two hours, the editor, but not Mr. Warner, had the supreme satisfaction of knowing that the work was as nearly perfect as hu man art could make It, and the edition was sent out. FIRST NIGHTS. The Way They Affected Some Famous French Playwrights. The first night with authors Is view ed with different feelings. This is how it affected some famous French play wrights. Sardou's nervousness was well known. Dumas fils was never able to preserve his sangfroid. As soon as the curtain roee Dumas pere would betake himself to a restaurant and dine from as many courses as his new piece had acts. His son reported on the success of the piece. At the first representation of "Toussalnt Lou Torture" Lamartlne found bis work so tedious that he went to a cafe and read the papers. Balzac when be pro duced "Resources do Qulnola" spent the day in selling tickets at a rate higher than at the box oflice and reap ed a fine, return. ... Faul de Kock, seated In the orches tra, we also rend, protested against his piece and made bo much noise that his neighbors demanded silence. Cas mlr Delavigne remained at home. Alexandre Sou met went to be shaved when "Jeanne d'Arc" was produced. The barber had finished one cheek when the author cried: "Stop! Here are SO sous. Go round to the theater and see if they hiss or applaud the piece." The barber returned, saying: "It is a success, monsieur. They ap plaud." "Since it is a success," re plied the author, "shave the other." Scribe appeared in the best of spirits and encouraged the actors, but at the end he became nervous and tore his handkerchief with his teeth. Rossini walked about the back of the stage with his cane in his band. Aubcr was never present on the first night of his works, and 'Bayard on reaching the stage is reported to have said that he experienced sudden illness. New York Mall. Smoothed the Sea. A gentleman aboard a steamer run ning between Southpdrt and Blackpool approached one of the sailors during the passago and remarked to him: "We have a very smooth sea this morning. It Is like a sheet of glass. You don't always have it like this?" "No, sir," was the answer, "but you see, they knowed as how you were coming today, so the authorities at Southport telephoned to the corpora tion at Blackpool, and they at once ordered out the steam roller and rolled the sea down for the occasion. That is why it is so smooth." London Tit Bits. 8aved by a Puncture. "I am a swift runner," said the man who was telling a snake story, "and as I fled down the mountain I outdis tanced the huge python that was so re lentlessly pursuing me. BUT these creatures are cunning. To twist Itself into the shape of a cart wheel was the work of a moment, and now the py thon had gained. Faster and faster ft rolled down the steep Incline. Then, bang! The serpent had struck a sharp, jagged rack and punctured. I was safe." Loudon Globe. A Large Toast A prominent man, unexpectedly in cited to an entertainment found him self called on for toasts among others. He was unprepared; but, being a quick thinker, be arose and said, "I toast to the toast that was toasted by the toast er who bad toasted all the toasts that were ever toasted by a toaster." La dies' Home Journal. . Thankfulness. Thankfulness," said Uncle Bben, "aln' nnffln' but the common sense needful to recognise some of de good things Ala world Is chock fun of." Washington Star. - THE" OLD SAIL DRILL Perils the Modern Warship Men De Not Have to Face. One of the dangers and one of the hardest tasks of the mun-of-war's man vanished out of his life when, with the supplanting of the frigate by the steam cruiser, the old time sail drill became a thing of the past. Fleets In the old days were continually exercised In making and shortening sail, shifting spars and all similar maneuvers aloft, says Captain J. W. Gambler of the British navy in bis "Links In My Life." As the greatest rivalry existed among the crews as to which ship should carry out the evolution first accldeuU were frequent Hardly a drill day passed without men being seriously In jured. ' Once during a drill In Kiel harbor, where the rivalry In the fleet was In creased by the eagerness of foreign ships to compete with the English, an unfortunate French nildshlpuiuu went head first from the lulzzeu crosstrees of the French flagship to the deck. That numbers of accidents should tnke place lu sail drill was not aston ishing when one remembers that spars measuring perhaps seventy or eighty feet long nnd weighing two or three tons were whisked about with be wildering npeed with nothing but men's bauds and brains to guide them; hundreds of men crammed Into a space of a few hundred square feet where nothing but the most mnrvelous organization nnd discipline could avert death on deck or aloft. To the Inudsman, who understood nothing of the difficulty Involved In rapidly shifting these great masts and yards or In reeling nnd furling thou sands of square feet of stiff canvas perhaps wet or half frozen tlie rapid ity with which It wits done wns per haps the chief wonder. Uopes, running like lightning through blocks tbntirere Instantly too hot from friction to be toii'.-lied, hnd to be checked to within n few Inches, requir ing the utmost coolness and presence of mind, while the officer In com mand had to superintend what to the uninitiated looked like a tangled mass of cordage, but which was lu reality no more In confusion than the threads In a loom. In an instant this officer might see something going wrong. To delay a single second meant a terrible catas trophe. Every one, alow and aloft was relying on his Judgment. "Belay! Ense away!" The order came In nn Instant. The boatswain's mates repeated it in a particular call which this life and death necessity soon taught every one to understand, the shrill whistles rising above the din of tramping feet and running ropes or the thunderous crash of the great sails in the wind. Death bad been averted or not. If not you looked up and saw some unfortunate man turning head over heels In the air. Your heart stood still. Would he i catch hold of something, even if only to break his fall, or would ho come battering on the deck? It was a mere toss up. If be was killed outright it eenerallv ntonned the drill for the day; if he was only seriously Injured the drill went on, for this was part of the lesson that must be learned that In peace, as in war, one must take his chances. A 8hort Verse. An Englishman named Thomas Thorp died, leaving his fortune to a poor relative on condition that a head stone, with the name of the Bald Thomas Thorp and a verse of poetry, be erected over the grave. Costing so much a word to chisel letters on the stone, the poor relative ordered that the poetry should be brief. Upon his refusal to approve, on account of their length, the lines Here lies the corp Of Thomas Thorp the following was finally ordered and accepted: Thorp's Corpse. The Gingerbread Tree. There is a species of palm, growing to a height of from twenty-five to thir ty feet. In Egypt, Arabia, Abyssinia and Nubia which produces Its fruit In long clusters, each containing from 100 to 200. These fruits are of an Irregular form, of a rich yellowish brown color and are beautifully pol ished. In upper Egypt they form part of the food of tho poorer classes of In habitants, the part eaten being the fibrous, mealy, busk, which tastes al most exactly like gingerbread, whence the popular name of gingerbread tree in Egypt. Hyphoene thebalca is the botanical name of this palm. How It Struck Him. It was 5 o'olock In the afternoon, In a crowded Brooklyn trolley car, and above the noise arose the walls of a leather lunged baby protesting against everything. After two miles of this din the mother left with her child, when a young man in the front end of the car thus expressed his senti ments: Gee whiz! I'm glad I'm free! No wedding bells for me. The result can be more easily imag ined than described. New York Post. Women and Ships. "But, Mr. Malnbrace, why do they always call a ship 'she? " "Lor, miss, you wouldn't ask that ef you'd ever tried to steer one." Kan sas City Independent On the 8fe 8lde. "Iq the matter of drinking,". mused the philosopher with the impression istic nose, "be sure you are right and you won't get a head." Philadelphia Record. The man to whom you owe money Barer rests. -Atchison Globe. Cause of Car Sickness. W. C. Wood attribute car sickness to the nystagmus produced by looking out of the car windows. Look out of a car window and observe how rapidly the telegraph poles flit by. Each one Is Been and Involuntarily fol lowed by the eye until It Is opiosite, when the eye Bhlfts to the one follow ing. This Is true of near buildings. Objects farther away seem to move slower, and those very fnr off seem to be almost stntlonary until the whole landscape appears to be revolving round a common center. The uu conscious effort to take la everything produces a rapid lateral oscillation cf the eyeballs, as any one can observe by watching the eyes of his fellow passengers. The eye strain Is enor mous and is the chief factor In pro ducing car rlckness. This can be proved by asking u patient who U subject to car sickness to look steadily at a mirror which Is moved rapidly, to and fro or tilted backward and forward. He will Immediately com plain of nausea nud vertigo. T!u treatment consists of ndvHing fie patient to avoid looking out of the car windows and In giving him a grain of cltrnted caffeine shortly belore he takes the cars nud repeating It every hour as long as there Is nny tendency to be sick. The nutlior has been en abled by this procedure to relieve many sufferers from car sickness. New York Medical Journal. The Ship's Bell Clock. In Its most ordinary form the ship's bell clock Is a stout, well made clock, a good timekeeper, contained In a round nickel plated case six or seven Inches In diameter which Is mounted on a board that can be hung on or screwed to a wall or bulkhead. The face of the clock, the dial, Is of finish ed steel, nnd Its pointers are of blued steel, so that with Its nickeled case the whole clock bus a metallic, solid, serviceable look. Attached to a projection of the board upon which the clock Is placed, out side the clock and immediately below It, is the clock's gong, with the ham mersthere are two of them brought down into it on arms extending through an opening In the clock's case and striking on the gong's Inner side. It Is a sturdy gong two or three Inches in diameter, and it sounds with a strong, clear, resolute note when the hammer strikes It. On this clock's face you can tell the time in the usual way, but the hours are struck as they are at sea on a ship's bell. New York Sun. Fresh. There was no doubt about It. ne was very angry when he entered the Tillage grocery store and demanded to see the proprietor. "You sold my wife some eggs yester day, Mr. 1'eavey," be said when the grocer appeared. "Waal, yes," said Mr. Peavey genial ly, "believe I did." "And you told her that they were fresh eggs," continued the visitor. "Waal, yes; It seems to me I did," Bald Mr. Teavey. "But see here, Peavey, you had no business to say they were fresh eggs." "Why uot? I bought 'em for fresh -from SI Wiley too." "I don't believe It. SI Wiley's an honest man." "Waal, SI said It all right. He come in here with his basket full of 'em and put 'em down on the counter and trad ed 'era off for a box of sody biscuits." "When was this?" "Oh, I dunno. 'Bout six weeks ago, I guess." Baltimore American. How He Knew. A ragman who was gathering up wornout clothing lu the country pur chased a pair of discarded trousers at a farmhouse and remarked to the man of the house as he paid for the Btuff he had bought: "I see, sir, that you are about to lose your land on a mortgage." "Guess you are right," said the dis couraged looking farmer, "but will you tell me how the Sam Hill you found that out?' "Easy enough," said the cheerful raeman as he settled back on the sent ' of his peddling wagon. "I notice that ! these old pants are completely played out, bo far as the part of 'em you sat down on is concerned, but they show mighty little wear anywhere else." Exchange. Just His Luck. "William, Freddie informs me that bis teacher has decided to advance him from the sixth to the seventh grade owine to bis fine deportment and his 1 praiseworthy attention to his studies." j "Pshaw! That's Just my luck!" ' "Why, what makes you say that?" ' "I had It all figured out that I was going to be about $10 ahead at the end of this month. Now It will be neces sary to buy a new set of Bchoolbooks." Chicago Record-Herald. The Invisible Point. It was an awfully old joke, but the American thought it might cause his English friend to generate a smile. "Just before I sailed for Liverpool," said the American, "I dreamed that I was dead, and the heat woke me up." "So?" rejoined the Englishman seri ously. 'The weather must be beastly hot in America." Chicago News. Luck. "Do you believe there Is anything in luck?" asked the young man. "Yes," answered the home grown philosopher. "There Is a lot of intelli gence and perseverance in it" Ex change. In Saxony no one Is permitted to shoe bones unless be has passed a public examination and proves that ha la properly qualified. The Senate's Hole In the Wall. When the nineteenth century was as yet only bnlf grown, senators applied customarily for their toddles at the so called Hole In the Wall, a small circu lar room Just off the postofflce of the upper house. The lntter body then occupied what Is now the chamber of the supreme court, and the postoffloe was across the main corridor Of the building on the same floor. When a wearer of the toga found himself In need of a "snlfttr" he had only to cross over to tho malls department nnd pass through It to the little cir cular noin aforesaid, which wns about the she of a pantry. Tho Hole In the Wall was the first senate restaurant, nnd the bill of fare for edibles was short, though to the point. There wa i ham, guarnnteed to hnve been smoked fcr six months, a veritable subllinntl m cf tho pOTk product; there were cornel beef and brend and cheese, but very little else. They served, however, ns an accompaniment fcr t!;c fluids, nnd when the Hole wns crowded, ns was often the rase, senators ate their sand-wh-bes outside. In the pnstoflleo. Washington Tost. The Aurora Borealis. The aurora borealis, or northern Ihht. Is something that we hnve nil heard nbont, but very few, perhaps, enn give nny explanation of It. No one definitely knows what causes It, but the scientists nre pretty well agreed that It Is duo to clectrl' ll.v. They believe that the llilit Is made bv the reconiposltlon of the positive nnd negative electricity nlwnys In the up per and lower strata of air, respec tively. M. Lenstrom made an Inter esting experiment In Finland In 1S82, bis object being to determine the na ture of the aurora, lie hnd the peak of a mountain surrounded by a cop per wire, pointed nt Intervals with tin nibs. When he had charged the wire with electricity a yellow light appeared on the tin tips, nnd an ex amination of the ll;:ht by the spec troscope revenled the greenish yellow rny thnt Is a mnrked feature of tho aurora. This evidence among sci entists Is ' almost convincing, for it Is bv nienns of the spectroscope thnt we discover the constituent pnrts of the sun and the stars Exchange. "Thou Dleet on Point of Fox." Fox blades were celebrated all through the sixteenth and seventeenth centuries for their excellent temper, and mention of fiem Is frequent In English drama. This Is their history: There was a certain Julinn del Ilel, believed to be a Morlsco, who set up a forge at Toledo In the early part of the sixteenth century and became fa mous for the excellence of his sword blndes, which were regnrded as the best of Toledo. That city had for ninny ages previous been renowned fur swordmaklng, It being supposed that the Moors Introduced the) nrf, as they did so many good things, from the east.. , Julinn del Rel's mark was a little dog, which came to be taken for a fox, and so the "fox blade" or simply "fox" for any good sword. See "Henry V.," act 4, scene 4, "Thou dlest on point of fox." The brand came to be Imitated In other places, and there are Sollngen blades of comparatively modern manu facture which still bear the little dog of Julian del Rel. London Notes and Queries. A Royal Snake 8laughterer. The "secretary bird" is one of the moBt precious birds In South Africa. It Is royal game, and any person de stroying one is liable to a fine of 50. Majestic looking birds, they stand about three feet high and generally go In pairs. They are of drab color, with blnck, feathery legs, and are valued for their propensity for killing snakes. Where the secretary bird Is seen there are suro to be many reptiles about. The bird beats down Its adversary first with ono wing and then with the other, at tho same time trampling on it with its feet until the snake is suffi ciently stunned to catch It by the bead with Its cla ?s. Then the bird rises far up In the air and drops its victim to the ground, to be killed. By this means thousands of venomous reptiles are destroyed. London Scraps. Natural History. "Whali Is you been workln'?" asked Miss Miami Brown. "Up to one o' deshere garrldges whar dey keep de automobiles." "I s'pose you likes 'em better dan mules." "Well, de diff'unce Is dat a mule kicks wlf his bin' feet an' de automo bile Is mo' U'ble to butt same as a goat" Washington Star. Busy Woman. Every monthly magazine carries as many ns two continued stories in it. When a man takes six it means that his wife is carrying twelve continued stories in her bead in addition to doing the cooking and trying to find out how much the new hat cost worn by the woman next door. Oil City Derrick. The First National Bank OF REYNOLDSVILLE. Capital and Surplus Resources . . Jons H, Kadobib, Free. John B. Kaucaer Henry O. Delble - Every Arxommodation Conslsteri with Careful Banking FOOD FOR THE SEINE. An Incident of Whistler's 8tudent Days In Paris. The early scenes in "Trilby" have shown us the hilarious squalor of the student life in Paris when Whistler Joined the studio that Gleyre carried on in succession to Delnroche. It was the Bohemia, barely modernized, of Murger's novel, and the shifts to which these raw recruits lu art de scended furnished AVhlstler for life with some of his raciest stories. Once when an American friend unearthed film Whistler was living on the pro reeds of a wardrobe. One hot day be pawned bis coat for an iced drink Invited once to the American embassy, he had to borrow Poynter's dress suit. But the best story of these frolicsome days arises from the elernnl copying In the Louvre, either on commission or on "spec,"- which kept them alive between remittances. Whistler's chum, Ernest Delnnnoy, had done a gorgeous replica of Veronese's "Marriage Feast nt Cana" that took when framed the pair of them to carry It. They tried It on every dealer up nnd down both sides of the Seine until the first price of 500 francs hnd dropped with sev eral thuds to 100, then 20, then 10, then 5. Suddenly the dignity of nrt nsserted Itself." On the Tont des Arts they lifted the huge canvas. "Un," they snld, with a grent swing, "deux, trols v'lan!" and over It went Into the water with a splash. Sergents de vllle came run ning, omnibuses stopped, and boots pushed out on the river. Altogether It wns an Immense success, and they went borne enchanted. Pall Mall Ga zette. ' A Pair of Posts. Hearing a noise in the street before bis house oue morulug, Hubert Brown ing, the poet, went to his window and saw a grent crowd gazing at some Chinamen lu gorgeous costumes who were Just leaving their carriages to mount his steps. Presently they were announced ns the Chinese minister at the court of St. James and bis suit A solemn presentation having taken plnce, Browning snld to the interpreter, "May 1 nsk to what I nm Indebted for the honor of his excellency's visit?" The Interpreter replied, "His excellen cy is a poet Ui bis own country." Thereupon the two poets shook bands heartily. Browning then said, "May I ask to what branch of poetry his ex cellency devotes himself?" To which the Interpreter answered, "His excel lency devotes himself to poetical enlg inns." At this Browning, recognizing fully the comic element In the situa tion, extended his hand most cordially, saying: "Ills excellency is thrice wel come. 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