THE UNKINDE8T CUT. Han have borne the news of trouble! Buch as ruin, with a grin, They've been brave ana never faltered In a battle' roaring din, But to some mere comes a moment When they're knocked completely flat, Thla is when some kind friend chuckles: "Say, old man, you're getting fat!" Many a steady heart has faltered As tho mirror showed his hair, Ttreaked with gray about the temples, Or a bald spot spreading there; Comfort, though, was quick in coming He could lihlu It with his hnt But this knocks a man a twister; "Bill, by George, you're getting fat!" Aid age comes, and we accept It, Though with secret, pained regret, Then, our inner self koeps saying That we're really not old yet, But, O shades of flesh reducers. Fate deals her most stinging bat When the old acquaintance giggles: "Say, old boy, you're getting fat!" Charles H. Barnes, In the New York Sun. !" I The . I Earthquake That I Swallowed Nelse Walker. I . 1 Through the heart of the Coast Range, from San Luis Obispo to San Bernardino County, there lies a pe culiar trench or ditch, a long mark ot broken ground, as if some giant had scratched the earth with a sharp stick. It might pass for an old canal or trail, except that it extends over valley and mountain alike, north west by southeast. In reality It Is the path of an earthquake the earth quake of January, 1857. Although the mountains danced and the hills bowed together, no one was killed in that great shaking; yet there was one man so tradition says who stood in the path ot the earthquake and felt its power. This man was Nelse Walker, hunt er for the stage-station at old Fort Tejon. Fort Tejon lay in a green valley of the Coast Range, forty miles south of the present city of Bakersfield, California, and there each day the overland stage from the Missouri River to San Diego and thence along the coast to San Francis co drew up for food and rest and fresh borsci. It was the duty of Walker to keep the station supplied with fresh meat, no very arduous task In those days, for the mountains abounded in game. On this day, however, Bearch as he would, he could find neither deer nor bear. Stillness semed to smother the earth, and under its spell all animate nature became apprehensive. Rabbits and birds shifted about uneasily, and the wild cattle footed along their trails on the steep hillsides in abso lute silence. Five miles from the station Walker halted under an oak and gazed out ver the little valley. - A hush, such as comes during an eclipse of the sun or before some mighty storm, came upon him. The hunter was afraid. Yet of what? There was a sudden bump under the soles of his feet, and he beard the oak leaves begin to rustle above him. Again there came a bumping at his feet, accompanied by a subterranean rumbling deep and ominous. A third time, and the rumbling deepened into a roar. Above him the broad oak tree lurched sharply to the right, and then back to the left, stones began to rattle down the hill iides, and clouds of dust rose from their fall at the foot of a neighboring cliff. The ground heaved beneath him once more, and with a bound he was in the open. For the first time he realized that he was in an earth quake. Yet all this was but preliminary to the shocks to come. As he gazed about him in a nameless terror, tho earth seemed to rise in waves and sweep toward him like the breakers ot the sea. B-r-r-upm! The earth heaved be neath his feet, and he fell to the ground, dizzy and sick. A deathly nausea seized him. To his strained eyes the whole valley seemed swaying in huge waves. At each dip the great oaks bent over and brushed the ground, while above the roar and rumble of the earth quake came the crash ot falling trees and the crunch- of rolling boulders. Strangest of all, down the steep hill side above him, scuffling and tumb ling, came flying numbers of wild cat tle, shaken from their narrow trails, and shot bawling down the mountain side by the mighty subterranean blows of the earthquake. All the world seemed wrecked, ruin ed, topsy-turvy, and Nelse Walker sprawled on the ground and closed bis eyes. When the solid ground ways beneath a man, he is helpless beyond compare. It has often been observed of earth luakes that they come in waves and In series of waves. Delicate instru ments have been contrived which reg ister these oscillations and mark their lirectlon and intensity. Before each reat shock there are a series of ' mailer shocks; before each great ser es there are often a number of pre Isiinary chocks. Sharp as had been the oscillations frrhlch threw Walker to the ground and tumbled the frightened cattle flown the mountainside, the earth quake. of 1857 had not yet attained its maximum intensity. Its victims were not to escape so soon. The grinding and rocking passed into a mere trem bling and Walker rose to his feet with a great sense ot relief. But hardly had he picked up his gun when the earth began once more to Jsway and bump. There was a roar In the air like thunder, and down the valley he saw coming huge waves, before which the trees dipped sudden ly and the stampeding cattle dropped as if shot. The next moment there was a bump which threw him Into the air, and a rending crash which made his heart stand still. Then with a wrench the solid earth parted, and a mighty draft of air sucked him like a leaf into the black abyss. In a moment of great terror one acts in a purely Instinctive way. As a drowning man clutches at a straw, so Nelse Walker, swept into the bos om of the earth by an almost incon ceivable catastrophe, dropped his gun and clutched out wildly. His hands encountered a tangle ot roots perhaps the roots of that same broad oak beneath which, but a few moments before, he had sat at his ease. At the touch he grappled with them desperately, while the sand-laden wind swept past him into the bowels of the earth. In spite of the falling dirt and the tornado of wind which beat down up on him, Walker clui? to his hold with the insane strength of a man who fac es sudden death. It was but a moment, but in that moment a great range of mountains was split in twain, split to a great depth. Of all the human beings in that land, one man was caught in the throe of nature, sucked Into the gulf which yawned at that moment across three hundred miles of mountains. To that one man the moment seemed an age. Deep into that crack swept the winds of heaven. It yawned Its wid est and closed! The Inrush of air past Nelse Walk er suddenly ceased; then, as the part ed earth came together again, the air which had rushed in was as quick ly expelled. If a mighty bellows, miles In length, bad been suddenly closed frjm its uttermost, the effect couM not have been more irresistible. Like a leaf once more Nelse Walker was blown upward by the blast His hands were torn from their clutch on the oak roots, and the next mo ment he was hurled past the mouth ot the bottomless hole and shot out into the light of day. ' How he came there he did not know, but when Nelse Walker recovered his his sense of locality, be wa3 still clinging to a tangle of roots yet on second thought he realized that they were not roots, but branches. Ho was in the top of a tree. About him the limbs were still rocking and wav ing, and smothered bumps still shook the tree, as if a mighty ax was being laid to its roots. A faintness seized upon the man who had been the toy and sport of the lements. Realization of his pre dicament and of his escape rushed in upon him, and he nearly fell. He clambered feebly down the tree and dropped to tho trembling earth In a faint. The breath of the cool afternoon breeze awakened him, and he felt about instinctively for his gun. Then it came to him that his gun was far down In tho bottom of the earth. He rose. Before him lay the long fur row of the earthquake, still smoking with the dust which rose from Its new cleft depths. Into this he had drop ped, and from it he had been hurled like a feather. Small wonder, then, that Nelse Walker was dazed, and wandered far before he reached the station at Fort Tejon. Nor was there much which was familiar there to bring him Irom his dream. The adobe buildings of the stage houses lay crumbled in ruins, branch es strewed the ground, and frantic horses stampeded about In the corrals. When the station-keeper heard Walker's story, he thought that fear had turned his head. Bpt a search, for the lost gun on the following day brought him to the brink of that aw ful chasm which had swallowed It. The erosion and floods of forty-seven years have done much to fill the great rift through the hills, so that now in places it serve for a road-bed or a trail through the heavy brush; but to the old settlers about Fort Te jon It is still the finger-mark of the earthquake that swallowed Nelse Walker. Dane Coolldge in Youth's Companilon. A Noise in" Court. Sir Richard Bethell, afterward Lord Westbury, with a suave voice and a stately manner, nevertheless had a way of bearing down the foe with almost savage wit. Once in court, he had to follow a barrister who had de livered his remarks In very loud tones. "Now that the noise in courc has subsided," murmured Eethell, "I will tell your Honor in two sentenc es the gist of the case." Argonaut. Forgetting Herself. Mamma Were you a good girl while at Mrs. Simpson's this after noon, Nettie? Little Nettle I don't know, mam. ma. I had so much fun that I forgot to pay any attention to myself. Chi cago News. Actually Made. "What's this lunch doing In the safer "That's an election" wager," ex plained the Junior partner. "A fellow just bet me a dollar to a doughnut on the result" Pittsburg Post. No Use. . "Why tt weddings does rrobody ever give the bridegroom away?" "The bride would never believe them." Baltimore American. 1TUUUU1 IMP 1IVU1 U1B IttlUUU of Ferdinand de Norouha, belonging to' Brazil. It Is reserved for convict. SAVING THE TREES FROM INSECTS Creatures that Prey on Them and How They May be Combated The Destruction ol the Pine Forests In This State. The general interest being mani fested In the preservation of trees and shrubbery in various parts of the United States, and especially In New York State, In recent years by experts on trees and plants, has led to many public inquiries by persons interest ed in the best means of caring for their shade trees. Many people see trees gradually destroyed by pests and Insects, without having a knowl edge of the means to kill them, or of stopping their Inroads on valuable timber. Indeed, this Important mat ter has been treated with careless ness by a large number of people, either because they believe they are helpless to prevent the destruction ot shade trees, or from motives of abso lute Indifference. Others Imagine that droughty conditions over which human Ingenuity has no control are responsible for the gradual dying out of certain kinds ot trees, In certain kinds of climates, regardless of the best of care and all the artificial means at the disposal ot men to keep them thriving. In late years, the Bureau of Fores try of the United States has been making exhaustive investigations as to the care of certain valuable forest trees, and more especially domestic species like fruit trees and those com monly grown for parks and yard shade. Scientists, naturalists, and entomologists have been busy Inves tigating and informing the public how to preserve and beautify their trees and shrubbery, and some of the results of their researches are valu able in the extreme. The task of overcoming the pernicious activity of destroying insects has been, and will be 2 big one. Many cltizen3 in and around New York are evincing an Interest In the care of trees, for the most part men who have valuable trees of their own and desire to perpetuate their vigor. To men who have made a study of the matter at all, the common enem ies of trees are well known. There are hundreds of species of destroying parasites that burrow into and feed upon the bark and trunk of the tree, and many others that fatten them selves on the leaves and shoots. Some of these insects are winged, some are wingless, and they carry their de structive methods to every kind of tree that exists. All manner of trees, from the delicate fruit and flower bearing specimens to the stalwart and hardy oak, tho stately pine, and graceful poplar, are the victims of de stroying Insects. How to Protect Timber. In a recent exhaustive treatise on those of our valuable trees most sub ject to attack, and the specific insects that attack thorn, by E. P. Felt, D. Sc., entomologist of the New York State Museum.Untverslty of the State of New York, some valuable informa tion Is found regarding certain trees, and the best method of protecting them. Mr. Felt glvee an interesting report based upon work extending over three seasons, pertaining to the destruction of trees by various In sects. His collecting was done In the Adlrondacka, in the vicinity of Sar anac Inr and at Karner, N. Y., which Is approximately between Albany and Schenectady. He noticed especially that pines were subject to attack by wood-borers, or scalytlds. According to this authority on trees of every kind, the pine is among our most valuable timber trees, and Is becoming scarce, especially In New York State. A vast number of these trees are ruined by Insects, and in 'the last two or three years he has noticed that the destruction of pines is on the increase. The trunk of the pine forms a congenial home for many species of Insect, some of which attack large, " vigorous trees, while others prefer wood In a dead or decaying condition. The white pine weevil Is a common Insect on hard and white pines, and according to Dr. E. B. Southwlck, en tomologist cf Central Park, Its opera tions may be observed to a greater or less extent In almost any group of pines in New York State. Birds are the natural enemies of these pests, and assist to a great extent in their extermination. According to men ex perienced in fighting the weevil, the best method ot killing It is to use some effective spray at frequent In tervals, where it is possible. It Is not to be presumed that enough enthus iasm will be aroused at this time to cause a general crusade to be inaugu rated against the pine tree pest, but the people of the Empire State, es pecially, must soon realize that the preservation of their pine timber lies in the destruction of the weevil that Is rapidly destroying the trees. Foes of the Pine. The pine bark chermes, another common and ruthless destroyer of the pine tree. Is minutely described by Mr. Felt This pest leaves patches of flocculent downy matter where he works. He Is usually found on tho under side of a limb and on tho smooth bark of white pines. He is common on plnee growing In parks and under other artificial conditions The young of the winged form, as de scribed by an expert, are oval In shape, flattened, yellowish, and light brown in color. When young they are so small as hardly to be visible to the naked eye, and In early May are more abundant than at any other time. When the young emerge from the ball ot woolly matter which protects the eggs, they travel over the bark ot the tree. But travel ceases at length and they attach themselves to young and tender twigs. They do great damage in a comparatively short time. The Insect is easily reached by Bprays, and as Dr. South wick observes, stiff sprays are quite efficient in combating this pest. Other qualified experts say that spraying with kerosene emulsion in May proved efficient. The standard emulsion should probably be diluted with nine parts ot water. In case it is undesirable to use kerosene emul sion, the insect is said to be easily susceptible to a whole oil-soap solu tion, one pound to four gallons of water, or even a forcible spray of cold water, would wash oft a large number of the pests. This can be done handiiy by having a hydrant and long hose convenient. Dr. William M. Wheeler, specialist on Insects, and curator of the depart ment of Invertebrate zoology, Museum of Natural History, says that there ar9 so many kinds of Insects attack ing all kinds of trees and vines, that it Is hafd to enumerate or classify them. He has heard of the existence of a green fly or aphid, which was said to be very injurious to trees and vines in his own county, Westchester, but as yet he has had little practical experience with theru. He is watch ing for the appearance of such an In sect among his own trees and grape vines, and will be ready to combat It with the most effective means at his disposal when It appears. The aphid is said to be destroying the chestnut treea in Westchester County, and the best remedy given for Its exter mination Is the one furnished by Charles W. Leavitt, Jr., of New York city. It Is to cut out the wood that Is affected by the fungus and careful ly spray with a fungus spray, and with an insect spray to kill the green fly. Insects That Help. There are caterpillars, beetles, moths, files, and many Bpecles of bugs that attack trees, and it seems that no kind ot timber Is spared. At the Bame time, according to Dr. Wheeler, there are several kinds of beneficial Insects that help to kill the tree-destroying pests, some of them being the parasite of the fluted scale, the fig in sect, the Hessian fly parasite, the black scale parasite, the cardinal ladybug, the Chinese ladybug, the black ladybug, the European praying mantis, and the Chinese praying man tis. Trees most subject to damage In New York are the ash, birch, elm, larch, lime, oak, pine, poplar, spruce, fir, and willow. One radical way that is given to get rid of destroying insects is to shake and beat them from the trees. The best time to do this is noontime or early on a bright, warm day, when the beetles and bugs are clinging be neath the leaves and -are dull and sluggish. They may be shaken down on a large cloth spread beneath tho tree, swept together and destroyed, if care is taken that the flying Insects do not have time to recover and take wing. Pigs will eat them greedily, as will poultry. New York Post. WAGES IN PARI9. 8cale of Revenue Received By the Different Classes. Consul C. P. H. Nason, of Ore noble, submits some statistics con cerning the earnings and incomes of certain classes ot the French people In Parts, as recently published by M. Andre Lefevre, the president of the Paris Municipal Council. The Con sul writes: The annual income ot the average Paris household is placed at about $730. In the fashionable quarter of the Champs Elysees the annual aver age household revenue Is said to bo about $5600; in the near-by Fau bourg St. Honore, $3700, while in the Madeleine district it falls to $3500. As to the Incomes of certain pro fessional men in France, it was as certained that out of the 2,000 ad vocates practicing at the Paris Bar only about 200 earn over $2000 a year, and only about 60 receive above $10,000. The number ot physicians practic ing in Paris Is placed at 2500, but only about one-half (1200) of these make more than $1600 a year. Den tists do somewhat better; a fash ionable one can easily earn $6,000, while in some cases this figure is greatly exceeded. In French families of the humbler class the living expenses in many In stances are met only by the wife con tributing to the common fund out of her marriage portion. Oftentimes this portion, or "dot," of a French girl is used in part to establish the husband in business. Saleswomen in the largest depart ment stores earn $60 a month. Male and female bouse servants receive, respectively, in the neighborhood of $20 to $8 a month. The bottom ot the scale seems to be reached with the poor seamstresses, who toil from dawn to dark In the making of chil dren's clothes. One cent an hour is Indicated as their stipend, but if ex ceptionally clever they earn 35 cents for 12 hours' work.. , A Mean Man. "Hubby, do you love met- ' "Um." "How much do you love me?" "Not over $4 worth. It you have or dered anything above that figure sent borne, back It goes." Washington Herald. THK 8UFFRAQETT1. Ma's a suffragette, an' say, ' Bhe 1 busy every day. Mot In sewing buttons on Trousers owned by me an' John; Not In patching trouser seats. Canning fruit or pickling beets; Bhe's not darmn" socks an' thin. mat Is work fur underlings. Ma's out there In our back yard, fractlcln' an' workln' hard, Throwln' bricks must every day, xryin nam to learn the way Men throw things an1 hit the mark Then some evening after dark, Ma says she will do her share Ualnln1 thuin tn mnl. Ilia niaVA. Ma's a suffragette, and she Is as busy as can be, Btudyln' an' readin', too; Not the way to make a stew, Not the latest recipes, Bhe's cut out such things as these; She's not learning" how to make Something new In layer cake. Or to keep a husband home "When at night he wants to roam. Ma'e Just ltarnln' things to quote, Provln' she should have a vote. Ma expects to get a Job, Leading on a female mob. Detroit Free Press. WfCUfltf (SWMM THE volLD" Flypp I don't believe In guaranteed banks. Blypp What's your Idea? Flypp Guaranteed bankers. Cleve land Plain-Dealer. (At the Club.) Oh, I say, who d'you think I met this morning?" "Do you mind guessing tor me, old man? I'm rather tired." Punch. "I never" saw such a lazybones In all my life! Of what is that girl made?" "She is supposed to be maid of all work." Baltimore American. Yeast Does your wife spend much time in the department stores? Crim sonbeak Oh, yes; she has to wait for her change, you know! Yonkers Statesman. "What Is the object of your socie ty?" "You wish the truth?" "Why, yes." "To get our names in the pa pers as often as possible." Louis ville Courier-Journal. Miss De Style I stopped at a love ly place last summer; plenty of fel lows; honest, I got four rings. Miss Gunbusta So? I didn't know there was a carousel out there. Puck. "It is always interesting to watch them drop the pilot," said the girl who had travelled much. "Yes," laughed the young man, "especially if you hap pen to be on an airship." Chicago Dally News. "Why don't you try to put more gin ger into the campaign?" "Ginger!" echoed Senator Sorghum. "The sug gestion comes too late. Nothing can drown out the flavor of kerosene." Washington Star. Jones Did you deliver my message to Mr. Smith? Johnny No, sir. His office was locked. Jones Well, why didn't you wait for him, as I told you. Johnny There was a note on the door saying, "Return at once," so I came back. Philadelphia Inquirer. "I had half the young men in town for rivals when I was doing a court ship stunt,' said the sad-eyed passen ger. "And did you land the prize?" queried the hardware drummer. "Well I never looked at It in that light," re plied he of the sad eyes, "but I married the girl." Chicago Dally News. "You didn't seem to enjoy your din ner.' "No," answered Mr. Cumrox. "I confess I was wondering about how much I ought to give the waiter. You see, If you give a waiter too little he snubs you and if you give him too much he knows you are a stranger In the place and scorns you anyhow." Washington Star. "Yes," he said, "the gentle spring Is the season I particularly adore. Oh, the air, the sunshine, the hazy hills! Where do you find such tender greens and whites as the spring vendure dis closes to us?" "If you really wish for an answer," she said, "I think you can find them in a well-made salad." Cleveland Plain Dealer. Library Advertising. Once upon a time a certain painter (not latter-day Raphael or Rem brandt, but just a humble artist in clapboard and wainscot decoration) entered a public library not a thou sand miles from Springfield, Mass., and, being "out of a job," spent some time browsing among the books. To his joy and surprise, he discovered works bearing on his trade. Although he had been a cardholder for years, he had never before had a suspicion that such books were there on the shelves, waiting to be drawn. The painter's glad astonishment gave a hint to the librarian; mimeographed lists o favailable works on different trades and Industries were circulat ed, the local newspapers were pre vailed upon to give publicity to these and other resources of the library, and as a result the circulation of that library increased 25 percent in one year. Aft of which goeth to show that a library that Is set onN, hill may,' unfortunately, be hid until It condescends to reveal Itself. Chica go Dial. More Near-Wisdom. "When you are getting double your share," advised the Plunkvllle Pulon lus, "be satisfied.' "I will, uncle." "And don't insists on putting your feet In the trough." Houston Chron icle. The Salvation Army has a factory la Europe where musical Instruments are made for its members. fv. mm ruv )m? 1 -t-.l KB PEARLS OF THOUGHT. Be swift to hear and slow to speak. Bible. Perfumes are the feelings of flow ers. Heine. To live in hearts we love Is not to die. Campbell. The aged tn counsel, the young In action, Shakespeare. Listening stand the silent forests, every leaf a soft green ear. Heine, Yet pause ere thou unmove and sot thine ark adrift on unknown seas. Jean Ingelow. True art endures forever, and -the true artist delights In the works ot great minds. Beethoven. If I can put one touch of a rosy sun set Into the life of any man or woman I shall feel that I have worked with God. George Macdonald. Trust men, and they will be true to you; treat them greatly, and they will Suow themselves great, though they may make an exception In your favor to all their rules of trade. Emerson. The best composition and tempera turn is, to have openness in fame and opinion, secrecy In habltjdjsslm ulatlon in seasonable use, and a pow er to feign, If there be no remedy. Francis Bacon. Even in evil, that dark cloud which hangs over the creation, we discern rays of light and hope, and gradually come to see In suffering and tempta tion proofs and Instruments of the subllmest purposes of wisdom and love. Channlng. The best answer to all objections urged against prayer is the fact (hat man cannot help praying; for we may be sure that that which Is spontaneous and Ineradicable In human nature has Its fitting objects and methods in the arrangements of a boundless Provi dence. Chapln. We have a friend who knows us bet ter than we know ourselves, loves us better than we love ourselves, helps us when we cannot help ourselves, forgives us when we cannot forgive ourselves, and In the midst of our deepest despair breathes into our heart the breath of a new and divine hope. James Freeman Clarke. MOUNTING A MAMMOTH. How the Recent Find Is Being Pre pared for Russian Museum After a Journey lasting six months and costing 1,700 the skeleton of a mammoth found last January by some Yakuts In the sandy bed of the River Sangar-Yurach has reached St. Peters burg. The skeleton was found 120 miles from the Arctic Ocean. The Governor of Yakutsk telegraphed at once to the Imperial Academy of Science, which sent off straightway a mission to fetch the interesting discovery to the capi tal. The specimen now brought to light Is not of remarkable size, but some parts of its carcass have been preserved, which so far have not been found; unfortunately the teeth are ab sent and also some of the softer por tions of the body. The carcass weighs only 257 stone, and it took six days for the remains to be prepared and treat ed properly by the experts, who had to work In an ordinary tent at a tempera ture of 30 degrees of cold. The proboscis is found now .for the first time in an uninjured state, and It has been put into spirits; the return Journey to Buiun, a distance of 1,200 miles, took a fortnight, and the skele ton was carried on reindeer sleighs; from Buiun the skeleton was carried along the River Lena to Schegalov, and from Schegalov by carts to Yakutsk. It will take at least a year to mount the skeleton In the Zoologi cal Museum here. St. Petersburg cor respondence London Globe. Mexico Puts Falls to Work. This is the story of Necaxa. A doz en little rivers are so gathered on their water-shed that they must pass one narrow outlet and turn a series of water wheels and generators that change their water-power into elec tricity. Carried over 170 miles on cables, this power is distributed for the daily needs of half a million peo ple, with their electric lights, trolley cars, factories and mines, throughout the federal district of Mexico and tho mining region ot El Oro. It required a cost of $34,000,000 in gold to accomplish this, and the re sult Is one of the most interesting hydro-electric systems of the world. Where, before, there lay at one end a water-shed with hurrying rivulets and leaping cascades that challenged the world for their native beauty, there is now a chain of reservoirs with dams, canals, tunnels and pipe lines by which the water Is fed to turbines and generators. At the oth er end, where there- was a great city troubled with all the ills attendant upon a lack ot fuel supply and mines operating under enormous disadvan tage from want of power, both city and mines are well and cheaply sup plied. Between them is a transmis sion line with great, square, steel framed towers, carrying aloft their burin of topper cables, each with a current so powerful as only the per fected insulators and switchboards of most recent years have been able to control. Technical World Magazine. Grammar Hie Forte. A Kansas school ma'am had a world ot trouble In teaching one of her charges the intricacies ot arithmetic. The job finally became, so arduous that she complained to the child's father. . "Oh," said the fond pater, "never mind my Jlmmle about that He comes by it honestly. I always was a good grammatlst, but a mighty poor arith metlcker." Kansas City Journal.