JOHNNY. H cnn scamper a mile to the baseball field. And he never feels the lient ; But, oh, it'a bo far to the corner store n 6o or for his aching feet. He cnn run to see the circus come in, Ami stand end watch liy the hour; But the postolliee buiMing is so fur away, And there might come up a shower. He can set up at five on the Fourth of July It's really no trouble at all; But eicht is too early on all other days. And his mother may call and call. lie can sit up all hours to frolic, and not Get sleepy or tired a bit; But, if there's a lesson, or problem to do. He goes fast asleep over it! 0 Johnny, dear Johnny, how funny you are! And when will grown-up understand That hard things seem eauy, and easy ones hard, To youngsters all over the land 1 . Emma A. Lente, in Ziun's Herald. Crossing the Bar. By VENA ROSS MORSE. 1' The last rays of the setting sun atole softly Into the spotless little room where Martha, wife of Abram, the blacksmith, lay motionless In her blgh-posted, old-fashioned bed. The old high chest of drawers with the snowy towel across the top took on a new lustre as the light struck It, and the reds and blues in the iwell-worn rag carpet looked even brighter than In broad daylight. Even the raised edges of the Irregu lar patch near the bed looked less forbidding than usual to the stck Ionian as she lay drinking In the last glories of the day. Soon the light laded, leaving in Its place a soft Bweet dusk, filled with the perfume ct flowers, the cheerful chirp-chirp cf the cricket and the plaintive night call of the birds In the neighboring .woodland. Gazing with unseeing eyes where the light had touched, Martha went over her life as she had done so many time before since she had re gretfully, but uncomplainingly, laid down the burden of home cares. It had now been seven months since she had left her little room, and for the last halt of that time, she had been confined to her bed. The nature of her disease the country doctors did not know, so she lay patiently wait ing for the end. Abram, her faithful companion for fifty years, cared for her 'as tenderly as a devoted, clumsy old man could, hut helped by a visit from one or an other of their kind neighbors every day. 1 "Marthy likes my gruel and toast," he would say with a smile of satis faction, as broth, jellies and fruits were donated by willing friends, who sought to tempt Martha'B appetite. 'And she did like the gruel and toast and his companionship, also. And her sweet, faded face would light up with love and trust as Abram en tered with feeble steps, steadying the tray with its cup of tea and plate of toast. How many times he had .waited upon her and never a word of complaint, but always that kindly Smile and the solicitous "Feel better, Marthy?" or "How, now, Marthy?" Jt was for Abram that Martha was content to linger and suffer, for was not there yet a chance that he would heed his Master's voice and believe as she had believed since the early days of their courtship? Yielding to all else, the old man steadfastly refused to open his heart to the pleadings of wife, pastor or friends. If she could be the means of bringing him to the fold she felt as If her life work would be accom plished and she would gladly leave ber aching body behind that her tired spirit might find rest and peace in her Father's house. A sharp twinge caused her to change painfully onto her other side, and her glance fell upon a faded photograph of her early home. Then her thoughts flew back to her old life; the first visits of Abram; the Sunday when In all her bright youth fulness she joined the church of ber father and mother; the summer day When she and Abram had promised those sacred things till death us do part; the little house where they had begun housekeeping and then she drifted into a fitful sleep, her lips still moving and her fingers twitch ing nervously over the patchwork .quilt. Cautiously Abram entered with the small hand lamp and placed it care fully and noiselessly in its accus tomed place. He saw that Martha was asleep, and he sank into the high-backed rocker and studied ber worn face. He knew as well as she that the end was drawing near and soon he would be left alone in the humble borne that had so long sheltered them both. The tears welled up in his eyes and ran over his wrinkled face, dropping onto his faded vest. He wiped his sleeves across bis face and sighed. The rocker creaked as he moved and the aged wife slowly opened ber eyes. Abram rose and deftly arranged the usual corner of paper around the lamp chimney so as to shut off the light from Martha's eyes. "Abram, come up closer," came the weak voice, and he wonderlngly obeyed, as he was already so near he could touch ber pillow. "Abram, do you remember the church where we were married?" "Yes. Marthy." "And bow sweet the roses and things smelled and what a lot of flowers we had on the pews and In the vases?" "Yes. Oh, yes!" still wondering. "And you remember when we came here to keep bouse and how happy, how happy we were?" she ran on weakly. "I guess I do, Marthy, as If 'twas yesterd'y," answered the old man. "And then you remember when our first baby came and then left us before she could say a word but Daddy'?" Abram nodded with tears In his eyes as she continued. "How we stood over the little white casket and cried together and wondered how we should live?" "Yes, Marthy," chokingly. "Then you know how little Fred came, and how we loved him and about his getting drowned in the brook?" She had been over it so many times in her mind that she was quite calm now as she reviewed It again. "Don't, Marthy," sobbed the gray haired man; "I can't bear it." "And then the twins," she persist ed; "they closed their blessed eyes before we had hardly learned to know them." "Yes," repeatad Abram faintly. He sat with hl3 chin sunk upon his chest and the tears trickled down unheeded as he pictured the scenes which his wife brought before him. "We loved our babies, didn't we, Abram?" resumed the weak voice. "Oh, Abram, if we could only have them with us again. If we could only see them once more and feel their little arms and kiss them." "Ob, it we only could; If we only could. I should be ready to go, too," sobbed the old man. "Abram, It Beems as if I could see them now there see little Annie and Fred all angels. Oh, see the lights and the flowers and there come the twins. And there's the Saviour lifting them in His arms i yes, I'm coming mother's coming, darlings. Walt Just a minute." With a cry of anguish Abram dropped on his knees beside the bed. "Oh, Marthy, I b'lieve, I b'lleve. I want to go to the children too. Oh, Lord, have mercy take me too. I'm a poor Blnner and I haven't been get ting ready, but I want to come." The broken prayer and the heavy sobbing roused the sick woman for a moment and she realized that all was well. A. look of content and Joy overspread her countenance and she moved her hand until it rested on Abram's wet cheek. He grasped it feverishly and the heavy sobs grad ually subsided, leaving the room in perfect quiet. Boston Sunday Post. Stripes and Bars For Him Ky CASPAR WHITNEY. The trouble to-day is failure to suf ficiently punish the reckless driver. We constantly read of a wealthy scorcher who deliberately defies the warning of the motor cycle police man, and sets out on a race to get away from him. The fine of ten to twenty-five dollars for a man of this sort is ridiculous and makes no im pression as we see, for the offense is committed over and over again by the same individuals. Around New York there are half a dozen such who are continuously being arrested and as continuously offending. Anent accidents, there is a great deal of talk in the papers of exacting a thorough examination of all those who apply for license, thus intimat ing that the majority of accidents are the result of incompetence in the dri ver; but such is not the fact. There is no doubt of the desirability of in sisting on an examination of the chauffeur before he is given a license, but the truth Is that the reckless driv ing and the greatest number of acci dents come not from the incompe tence or the Ignorance of the man at the wheel, but from absolute reck lessness. The men who give the most trouble belong to the expert driver class. There Is only one way to stop reck less driving, and that is by rigidly en forcing a few simple laws. The first offense should be punished by a fine, the second offense by revocation of license for a given period a month say and the third offense should be punished by a term of imprisonment. Accidents that result in the death of Innocent victims should produce a charge of manslaughter. If several of the reckless drivers, who apparently consider themselves immune because of their prominence, should serve a term in jail, I think there would he an end to criminally heedless speeding. The Outing Mag azine. Not a Safe Place. Old Aunt Hepsy Garstde never had seen a moving picture show before. She gazed in Bpeechless wonder at the magic contrivance by which mes senger boys were made to move with breakneck speed, barbers to shave their customers in less than a min ute and heavy policemen to dash along the street at a rate nevjr at tained by a living specimen, either on or off duty. It was all real to her. She could not doubt the evidence of her senses. All those things were taking place exactly as depicted. Presently an automobile came in sight in the far background, moving directly toward the audience at the rate of at least a mile a minute. Just as a catastrophe seemed Inevitable it swerved aside, passed on and dis appeared. Aunt Hepsy could stand It no longer. Hastily grasping the hand of ber little niece she rose and start ed swiftly for the door. "Come along, Mlnervyl" she said. "It ain't safe to suy here any longer. That thing didn't miss me mors thaa two feetl" Youth's Companion MARRIAGE CUSTOMS OF THE NAVAJOS. The Navajo Is somewhat polygam ous In tendency, but as he has to pay roundly for each wife only the most wealthy of the tribe can afford the luxury of several wives. When a young wife has grown old and ugly the husband often discards her, tnklng unto himself a younger and prettier one. Thus he takes his wives tandem Instead of abreast, as the Mormons did. The Navajo secures his wife by purchase, and the Navajo maiden never lacks offers of marriage. She Is not at liberty to choose for herself, but Is a sort of standing Invitation which her mother holds out for In formal proposals. The Navajo mother-in-law Is the greatest on earth, for the daughter belongs to her mother until married, when the bridegroom also becomes tie property of his mother-in-law, with whom he Is required to live. As he is also required never to look her In the face, existence becomes a com plicated problem The young girl seldom gets a young husband, and. the young man seldom gets a young wife. Property among the Navajos is mostly possessed by the old men, so they are, as a rule, able to offer a larger price for the girl than is the young man who has not yet had time to accumulate hU for tune. It requires several pontes and a good flock of sheep to buy a young and buxom Navajo maiden. "I recently witnessed an old squaw leading a young girl, about ten years old, In the school grounds at the Na vajo agency," says a writer In the In dian School Journal. "As she ap proached the agent's office she fell upon her tace by the sidewalk and ImmedlaSy set up a loud, mournful wailing. "Some of her people must be dead," I said to the agent. " 'No, he replied. 'I know the old lady well. You see that little girl sitting there on the sidewalk beside her? Well, that Is a girl about ten years old. A short time ago her mother sold her to an old man for his wife. " 'He Is seventy years old and stone blind. The matter was reported to me, and I ordered her to bring the girl to the agency and put her in school, and that Is what she Is here for, but she does not want to give the girl up and that Is why Bhe Is walling. " 'She hopes to get my sympathy, but I will not stand for It. The girl must go to school, where she be longs.' "So saying, he called a policeman and ordered the girl taken to school and turned over to the matron." The Navajo wedding ceremony Is thuB described by A. M. Stephen: "On the night set for the wedding both families and their friends meet at the hut of the bride's family. Here there Is much feasting and singing and the bride's family makes return presents to the bridegroom's people, but not, c: course, to the same amount. "The women of the bride's family prepare cornmeal porridge, which Is poured Into the wedding basket. The bride's uncle then sprinkles a circu lar ring and cross of the sacred blue pollen of the. larkspur upon the por ridge, near the outer edge and in the centre. "The bride has hitherto been lying beside her mother, concealed under a blanket on the woman's side of the hogan (hut). After calling to her to come to him her uncle seats her on the west side of the hut, and the bridegroom sits down beforo her, with his face toward hers and the basket of porridge set between them, "A gourd of water Is then given to the bride, who pours some of It on the bridegroom's handB while he washes them, and then he performs a like office for her. With the first two fingers of the right hand he then takes a pinch of porridge. Just where the line of pollen touches the circle of the east side. He eats this one pinch, and the bride dips with her finger from the same place. "He then takes Jn succession a pinch from the other places where the lines touch the circle and a final pinch from the centre, the bride's fingers following his. The basket of porridge is then passed over to the younger guests, who speedily devour it with merry clamor, a custom anal ogous to dividing the bridii's cake at a wedding. The elder relatives of the couple now give them much good and weighty advice, and the marriage Is complete." The Navajos do not bury their dead. At least they do not inter them. The Navajo's superstition pre vents him from even' so much as touching a dead body. So before life has entirely left the bedy it Is wrapped in a new blanket and carried to some convenient se cluded spot, where it is deposited on top of the ground, together with all the personal effects of the deceased, and if it be an infant the cradle, trinkets, etc., are carefully deposited beside the body. When there are no longer any signs of life In the body, stones are rolled up around and over it, In order, they say, to keep the coyotes from carrying it off. If the deceased be a grown person hi- favorite saddle pony Is led up to the grave, where he is knocked in the head with an axe. Here It lies, with bridle, saddle and blankets, ready for the journey to the spirit world. The Navajos never dig a grave themselves, though they like very much to have the white people bury their dead, and It they are anywhere sear where white people live they will ask then, la cits they have a death In the family, to take voarga of the body and bury It. If by chance one of their number dies In the house before they have time to remove him they immediately set fire to the house and burn it up, with its contents, thus cremating the body. Believing that an evil spirit enters a body at death, and that If they come in contact with their dead this evil spirit will enter into their bodies, they are afraid to touch a corpse or even the house in which the person died. Upon the death of the head of a Navajo family all of his possessions go to his relatives brothers, sisters, etc. instead of descending to his wife and children. This custom Is perhaps the most harmful In effect of any practiced these days by the Navajo. It often leaves the wife and chil dren destitute, especially-where the husband owned flocks as well as the cattle and the ponies. However, the Navajo women usually own flocks, in which case the mother and children have some means of scanty support at least. New York Press. QUICKLY THE DOCTORS DIE. Faster Tlinn Lawyers No Account of Actors, Authors and Journalists. If you would enjoy a long life you should become a minister (of any religious denomination), or falling that a gardener, a gamekeeper, a farmer or a railway engine driver. These, according to Dr. John Tat ham's report to the Register-General on the mortality in certain occupa tions during the three years from 1900, which was Issued last night, are the callings which offer the best prospect of longevity. At the other end of the scale come the general laborer, the tin miner, the hawker and the hotel servant, and about midway are the physician, the under taker and the tobacconist. As compared with lawyers Dr. Ttt ham records, medical men dlo more rapidly at every stage of life, while as compared with the clergy their mortality Is enormously in excess. Tuberculosis, phthisis and diseases of the respiratory organs are the only causes of death that are sub stantially less fatal to medical men than to males in the aggregate. Dis eases of the nervous and ci.culatory systems contribute the largest share to the mortality of medical men, due, no doubt, to their anxious and ardu ous occupation. A sign of the times Is given in the particulars relating to commercial travelers. They fall victims to alco holism In greater proportion than do all occupied and retired males by thirty-eight per cent., while their mortality from liver disease is more than double that standard. But the mortality from alcoholism, gout, liv er disease, accident and suicide was considerably less in the last period than In 1880-82. In the previous supplement it was remarked that there was no other occupation in which the ravages of cancer approached that among chim ney sweeps. It Is still noteworthy that although the mortality from that disease has fallen by nearly one fourth part, chimney sweeps are still subject to the highest fatality from this disease, although among several other occupations, such as servants In London, brewers, furriers, general laborers and seamen, the mortality does not fall far short of that of chim ney sweepB. It is a subject which, bb Dr. Tatham points out, deserves further attention. For the first time in these returns the question of the mortality among women workers is dealt with exhaus tively, though It is a matter full of difficulty. For Instance, the case of a domestic servant, the daughter of a bricklayer who has returned home permanently Invalided, Is given. She is thenceforward regarded as unoc cupied, and In the event of death will be registered as a bricklayer's daugh ter, no mention being made of her previous occupation. In the case of a married woman this cause would appear to operate even more strongly, the deceased woman being described simply as a wife or widow, with mention of her husband's occupation but without mention of her own. ' It is rather curious that actors, authors and journalists have no place in these tables, even in the in dex. Even numerically they must be almost as important as, say, coster mongers, wlgmakers and chimney sweeps, who are all included. Lon don Dally Chronicle. Rig Texas Melon. Robert Longbotham, a farmer near Shatter Lake, raised an eighty-pound melon. It is of the Georgia sweet variety from Texas grown seed. The seed was planted July 2, the vine blossomed August 7 and the melon matured September 18, mak ing an average growth of two pounds a day from the time the blossom dropped off the vine until the melon ripened, and during Its growth the melon registered a maximum gain of six pounds during a single twenty four hours. Galveston News. Old London Clubmen's Wager. The rage for gambling at White's and Almack's led to most outrageous betting, as to which Walpole tells what be calls a good tale: A man dropped down in a fit before the door and was carried Inside; the club Instantly made bets as to wheth er he would die or not, and when a doctor was called In to attend blm his ministrations were Interfered with by the members, because, they said, these would affect the fairness of the beta. London Chronicle. ENROLLED IN A PATRIOTIC SERVICE. mi I i ,1.1.. i.lL ,1,11,11 jl I I mi,ii H lmiHIH J I. !! The Forest Ranger Works Hard, Endures Privations and Receives Small Pay. A TEMPLE OF REPUBLICS On May 11 President Roosevelt, In the city of Washington, laid the cor nerstone of the first International Temple of Peace, Friendship and Commerce, the tangible evidence of the desire of the twenty-one American republics that war shall be no more In the Western world and that mate rial prosperity promoted by interna tional trade shall take Its place. Dis tinguished men were present at the laying of the cornerstone and mess ages were spoken or sent by represen tatives from all of the twenty-one re publics of America. The new build ing Is to be the Joint property of all the republics. The site provided by the American Congress la within a few hundred yards of the White House and la adjacent to the State, War and Navy buildings and the Cor coran Art Gallery. Mr. Andrew Car negie contributed three-fourths of a million dollars to the erection of the building, and each of the republics has added an appropriation to the fund. - The building is to be the home of the International Bureau, main tained by the American republics, and Is to be made the centre of a continuous campaign of education, where one country may obtain accur ate and up-to-date information of any other. A library on all subjects i n i ".'.t. in ii.Mi. , w.m WW m ' , . , V ' ' ' , i aiinir'MrrraTlJfftiM irTVrinilfliii ir -J i J THE NEW BUREAU OF AMERICAN REPUBLICS AS IT WILL AP PEAR WHEN COMPLETED. American is to 'be secured, and by every possible means the American governments are to be brought to gether with Intimate acquaintance ship. The imposing building will stand on a five-acre reservation. It will be 169 feet square, the main por tion Btandlng two stories above a huge studded basement and being in turn Burmounted by dignified balus trades. The rear portion, In order to cover a capacious assembly hall, will rise still higher. The general archi tecture will suggest Latin-American treatment, out of respect to the fact that twenty out of the twenty-one re publics are of Latin origin. A large reading room will be a feature, where can be seen all the South as well as North American publications, besides Important historical data. A beauti ful assembly chamber that, for pres ent purposes, may be called the "Hall of the American Ambassadors," will provide the only room of its kind in the United States especially designed for International conventions, recep tions to distinguished foreigners and for diplomatic and social events of A kindred nature. The bureau la strict ly an International and independent organization maintained by the Joint contributions, based on population, of the twenty-one American govern ments. We have not been without our difficult problems cf solution In the United States, but the republics of South America have had a very troublesome and disastrous time in their national and International EMINENT GERMAN sjBspsjaBajSlBwai ' ' t i r I a? : :':: .;-, . - . i -t ' -7" . v Jt ; " : ' - - X i ?' i , ' , DR. ROBERT KQ&i. struggles and revolutions. The sue cess of the United States Government has been a splendid example and in spiration to the sister republics of the South, and the foundation of this Pan-American Palace of Peace Friendship and Commerce Is an Im portant epoch. The Tortoise as a Popular Vet, To say from 80,000 to 40,000 tor toises arrive in England annually la by no means an exaggeration. Ever Blnce Gilbert White Immortalized his pet tortoise these animals have been kept by many people as "destroyera of beetles and slugs and guardians ot the kitchen garden," a false Idea, that no amount of repudiation has been able to eliminate; though thejr will eat snails with much relish, they, greatly prefer their owner's choicest garden produce. Nevertheless, a tor toise Is the most popular of reptiles. London Field. Trimly Put. "Ain't the Sox a great team?" de manded the Chicago girl. "Yes," admitted the Boston dam sel. "I must own that you have a very able aggregation of talent In tM Half-hose." Louisville Courier Journal. Poverty of the Rich. The butler to the millionaire occ j pant of a Newport villa has sued ore of his host's guests to recover 8500 money loaned. After the notices by, Newport grocers that they will no longer give millionaires unlimited credit this butler's suit is another to ken of the comparative poverty ot some of the newly rich. In many, households the butler, the chef, tha footmen and the maids have mora real money at the end of the month than the occupants of the villa. They; get their board and lodging besides wages. The master has an uncertain Income, without regular salary or food and shelter provided by soma one else. New York World. One Great Bore. Gontran has a neat way of openinf oysters without a knife ho haa onla to begin telling them a story and they, Immediately yawn. Le Rlre. Electricity as a motive power haa been In nse for twenty-five years. BACTERIOLOGIST.