ALICE FINN i A MERMAID. T7non morning jocular, The half of one binocular Might have observed two sailormm a-stroiling by the mi, And by their actions dignified, It very easy signified That one of era wai Henry Smith, and one of em m me. The day wai rather tropical, Our talk was rather topical, When audilenly upon a rock we saw just what we seens A mermaid quite attractive like A-settin' there, inactive like, And sort of doin' up 'er hair, which same was long and green. I made as if to apeak to her, But what I said was Greek to her; For she remained ob-liv-i-oua, a-powdenn er nose, 'And with a pair of girley-gews. She dona her hair in curley-kewa, And kind o' smiled, as if to say, "I m pretty, I suppose." I yelled, "Ahoy there!" breezily, She turned around quite easily. And snapped 'er fingers in the air as perky as could be. (The way you talk to fareignera) At two lone, lnrnsome mariners, And one of 'em was Henry Smith ana ont of 'em was me. Though Henry's face was lalTable, I dolled my bonnet affable, And said: "Though me and Henry Smith has sailed for years a s.orc. In schooner, junk and tub marine, A charming maiden submarine, A settin' pluin before our eyes, we never seen before." Phe looked at first suspiciously, And then she spoke deliriously, "I've often wished a sailorinun me hand and heart to win." Pays Henry, "Thankee, marin," says 'e, Says she, I meant no harm," says "For I m a niece o Aeptune, aud I speaks without a falter: "Ma'am, I've tackled around Gibraltar, ma'am, I've navigated rocks and shoal on many ocean tours; I've sailed through Spam and Venice, too, But never seen a menace to The art o' navigation like them handsome eyes o' yours." Savs Hank (his mind's so sordid-like!): "I've got some money hoarded-like. Full fifteen hundred dollars in the bank o' Greenwich town. (Intention matrimonial) And in yon houxecoloninl, A mermaid and a mariner might wed and settle down." Pays she, "My fear of losing you " Makes matters hard in choosing you" Just then above the waves appeared her mother, Mrs. Finn, wno sain: vvnoa mem mere men. .What! flirting there again, my dear? Your fathers home lor luncheon, n So Alice, lookin' sweetly up, Just tied her back hair neatly up. Then dove ker-plunk into the sea and never spoke at all; Just gave a sort o' hop-and-skip, And hit the water flop-and-fiip, Without ao much as aBkin' if we'd drop in for a call ! Says Hank, "She tried to diwil ns!" Says I, "Her natur's frivolous!" Says Hank, "Her mind is shallow, but 'er home is deep," says e. And so, as meek as tailor-men. Back walked two lonesome sailormen, And one of 'em was Henry Smith and one of 'em was me. The Century. On the 5ide of By ALBEIlT The following narrative recounts a Stirring experience of Joseph Bel mont, a youngEnglishman of science. The story is given practically in his own words: In the latter part of 18S9 I was employed in Ecuador by one of the English universities to estimate alti tudes and measure distances among the higher peaks of the Andes, and to collect Information about the coun try and its people. During December t camped for some time with a single guide on the slopes of Chimborazo, about 1000 feet below the snow line. My companion was called Manuel; be had no surname that I could dis cover. He was a full-blooded Indian who had been recommended to me by a Spanish official. I found him Bllent and stolid, but thoroughly trustwor thy. Much ot our time was spent In making our way along the summit ot sharp ridges that fell off abruptly on either side, in creeping cautiously up iteep slopes of rolling stones, and in scaling sheer precipices, exposed to the cruel winds that haunt those high altitudes. One morning we left our camp at early dawn, and did not turn back ontil late in the evening. Our labors that day were more than usually ar duous, and the thinness of the air caused us much suffering. With panting breaths we had crept along knife-like edges until late in the af ternoon. The sun was setting, and we were two miles from camp. For some time we proceeded very slowly. The light disappeared from the west, the stars came out and the moan bathed the mountainside in a pale bluish radiance. Manuel, who was going ahead, came to a sudden top. Right across our path lay a lope of rocks about 300 feet wide. It was a declivity innocent enough to look upon, a smooth slant at an angle of about forty degrees, but at the lower edg9 it stopped as clean and square as if it had been cut off with a knife. We were about three-quarters of the way down. Five hundred feet above us the slope started at the foot of an unscalable cliff; 200, feet below it stopped. I give these figures as approximate merely, for in the Sioonllght it was difficult to Judge ac curately of distance. .Beyond the slope lay our camp, and in some way we must get across, but we knew that it once those rocks were started rolling, we should be wept over the precipice in the ava lanche. The passage would have been a very easy matter had there been any ice. upon the incline to cement the pieces together. But so far as we could see there was not a particle, 'nof was it difficult to understand why this was so. The slope faced the northeast, and all day long the hot equatorial sun lay upon it, prevent ing any moisture from gathering. One way or the other we must go. We could not stand long inactive without becoming so chilled that we could not go either forward or back. Which course should we take? The answer was plain. To retrace Our way was Impossible. The Jour she, me name is Alice Finn." my near: now come in, my child, come Chimborazo. W. TOLMAN. ney had been hard by day. Now, when the thin, shifting moonlight rendered it difficult to calculate dis tance, and black chasms ot shadow flung themselves athwart the path, the Idea was not to be entertained for an Instant. Food, warmth, shelter lay before us; to retreat meant to perish ot cold and hunger and fa tigue. For several minutes we stood in si lence, gazing out upon the slope. "Shall we try it?" said I at last to my guide. It was the first time in our ac quaintance of two months that I had ever seen him show hesitation: gen erally he was prompt in his decisions. But this time he realized the danger better than I did, and before replying he stooped, picked up a bit of rock, and flung it out into the middle of the declivity. It started a miniature avalanche, which swept rapidly down and disappeared over the edge of the precipice. The most terrifying thing about it was that after the rocks fell we could hear no sound for several seconds, and then only a faint rumble thous ands of feet below. It was a warn ing of the fate that a mis-step might bring upon us. But nothing was to be gained by delay, and at last we decided to at tempt the passage. The one thing that gave us hope of getting over in safety was the appearance here and there of a boulder,, apparently pro jecting from the solid ledge beneath. rearing its head above the surround- ' ing debris like a little island. Manuel went first, putting his feet down very carefully, one after the other. I followed, stepping exactly in his tracks. Once started, there was no turning back. I did not fully re alize the treacherous nature of that rocky slope until we were upon it. We were fifteen minutes traversing a space of fifty feet. , The farther we got out the sorrier I grew that we had come. The whole slide was bound together as a single mass. The displacement of one bit me displacement ot one bit 1 a . - 1 of rock Imparted an Impulse to the 3 6 WW I tinued useless to society if it could not have been disseminated by manu scripts or by printing. MATTHIAS KOOPS , From next below, and took away Its sup port from the next above. A single false step, a slip on the part of either, would involve both in a fearful ca tastrophe. We did not say a word to each oth er. All our energies were needed for crossing the slope. The fatiguing na ture of that cautious tread I cannot tell you. Every muscle was tense to rigidity, every nerve keyed high; our eyes were strained to detect the smallest motion, and our ears were alert to catch the slightest sound. Seventy-five feet out we reached a boulder that rose above the shingle. It barely afforded footing for us both. We did not dare to remain long upon it, for the temperature was far below the freezing point, and we were stiff with cold. After a few minutes Man uel made a sign and once more we took up our perilous Journey. We bad gone about fifteen feet, when my guide, who was two yards in advance, gave a sharp exclamation. There was a harsh rattling sound. "Run, senor, run!" Manuel shout ed, and his great leaps set me the ex ample. He must have stepped on what was the keystone of the entire mass, so Bot that its slightest movement would affect the whole. As I ran I cast one hasty glance upward. I verily be lieve that every piece of rock from top to bottom was in motion at once. The whole mountainside seemed to be crawling toward us. First there came the faint rolling and clinking of scattered pebbles, then a loud rattle, swelling into the roar of an avalanche, as rock after rock added Itself to the sliding 'mass. One instant the declivity lay silent and motionless in the moonlight; the next it was all alive, slipping, grind ing, roaring, with the sound ot a stone crusher in full action. It was useless to think of gaining the ledge at which we had aimed. Twenty-five feet below it was anoth er, not quite so high, but longer and narrower, and toward this we bent our course in flying leaps. There was no chance to pick the best spot for holding on. We threw ourselves down upon the ledge on our faces, fortunately clutching a shoulder. Had we gained the boul der above, at which we bad aimed, we should have been swept away by the flood that poured over it. As it was it broke the force of the slide and kept the great mass ot rock away from us. Our situation was still perilous In the extreme. The ledge which af forded us refuge rose only a few inches above the surrounding debris. Had the stones confined themselves to rolling it would have been bad enough. But the smaller ones, de flected and shot high, into the air by passing over the ledge above, rained down upon us like the spray ot "a rocky waterfall. It was fortunate that our eyes and teeth escaped, for, as we lay, we were obliged to face the avalanche. Of course we could not shelter our faces with our hands, for we needed every finger to hold on with. So we ducked our heads as low as possible, and the missiles beat a tattoo upon our skulls until our hair was matted with blood. Had the stones been any larger we should have been battered into insen sibility and quickly hurled over the precipice. Once I was In deadly peril. A rock, larger than the rest, struck my flngerB, numbing them and causing me to relax my hold. My grasp was torn away, and for the fraction of a terrible second I was at the mercy ot the torrent. Then my guide, at the risk of bis own life, let go the ledge with one band and clutched my shoul der. Again I regained my place and clung with redoubled strength. The force ot the slide abated. The dust cleared. Lastly a few scattered rocks dashed down over the denuded surface. At one instant a stony Nia gara seemed to be roaring around us; then we heard the distant rumble of its fall die away in the depths of the ravine. The next moment there was utter stillness, aB sudden as if a great door, padded and muffled, bad shut out the sound. Only the snow crowned peak, high above us, gave back the pale light ot the moon. Then we saw the reason why the mass had slid so smoothly and rap idly. The slope was practically a plane inclined at a sharp angle, bro' ken, to be sure, by a few projecting ledges, but in the main free from ob structions. How long it bad been collecting its load we could only con jecture. As the cliff above disinte grated under the action of frost and rain and ice, small pieces fell from it one by one, until the whole slant be came charged with fragments ready to be set in motion by the least im oulse. Possibly the next falling rock of any considerable size might have HE ART OF PAPER-MAK-ing ought to be regarded as one of the most useful which has ever been invented in any age or country; for it is manifest that every other discovery must have con rf the Printing Art Sample Book. had the same effect that our steps had had. There was every reason for thinking that the thing bad happened many times, although I very much doubt If human feet bad ever before been the agency to set the mass in motion. Manuel had suffered worse than I, for he had occupied a more exposed position... When I looked at his face in the moonlight I could not repress an exclamation of horror. He was fearfully cut and bruised, having a ragged gash on his right cheek and another above his eye. I was appar ently In little better plight, but later. after the dirt and blood had been washed off, my injuries turned out to be not severe. Our clothing hung in tatters about the upper portion ot our bodies, which were black and blue from the bombardment we had re ceived. Now that the rocks were gone the remainder of the slope gave us no more trouble. An hour later we were warming ourselves by the spirit lamp in our tent, and the aroma of boiling coffee was very grateful to our nostrils. We spent the next day in resting and attending to our injur ies and repairing the damage to out clothing. It was a full week before we wholly recovered from the results of our adventure. Youth's Compan ion.' ENJ1F1C?, MO .VTCM It has been recommended that new courses for the study of electricity be established at the Naval Academy at Annapolis. It has been found that electrical currents will soften concrete. This 1b of Importance in the wrecking ol old foundations. At the bottom of the sea there are In all 250,000 miles of cable, repre senting 1250,000,000. The average life of the cable is forty years. A new process for hardening steel has been discovered. The' temper is increased by electricity and the new process is said to be superior to any other. 'Ancient philosophers suspected, and modern scientists have practical ly proved that the ocean is the great original storehouse of organic life, and that the ancestors of all that lives and moves upon the land and in the air at one time dwelt in and drew their nourishment from the wat ers of the deep. A great development in the use and manufacture of alumnlum In England is being looked tor, and the company which has a monopoly ol the business is planning for a great enlargement in 1909. The price ol the metal was reduced last Octobei to $500 a ton, and this has led to a demand for it in new fields, notably by telegraph and telephone compa nles. Aluminum, it may be noted, it used in the new explosive "ammon al," of which much Is expected b cause it does not, like lyddite, deton ate on contact, but will penetrate ar mor or earthworks before exploding. In a study, which purports to bi entirely scientific, of the alleged con nection between . the physical anc mental character ot an individual and his handwriting, Mons. Solange Pel lat, an expert attached to the Tribu nal of the Seine, Paris, maintains thaf distinct relations exist between- th handwriting and the voice. An ex pert, he declares, can determine from thfi handwriting whether the writer'i voice is high or low in pitch, sonorous or veiled, harsh or soft and agreea ble. But he remarks that in all cases where it is sought to determine char acter from handwriting, great paini should be taken to choose for exam ination only writing that has been done under normal conditions. Among the industries that have been profoundly modified by the ad vent of electricity into daily use is that of making porcelain. Formerly artistic considerations alone governed the various operations of the work men in porcelain, but now, since this substance is employed for insulators in all electric installations, scientific processes have been introduced in its manufacture which demand a great deal ot special attention. The exact amount ot contraction that the clay undergoes, the exact temperature to which it is submitted in the process of baking, the constant employment ot Instruments for measuring the temperature and for determining the size of certain pieces such are among the essentials in the modern art ot porcelain making tor electric purposes. Satisfactory Anyway. In a rural district a Scottish min ister was out taking an evening walk when he came upon one of his parish ioners lying In a ditch. "Where have you been the nicht, Andrew?" "Weel, I dinna richtly ken," answered the prostrate sinner, "whether it was a wedding or a funeral, but whatever it was, it has been a most extraordinary success. "Bellman. Boon For Writers. I think," said the struggling writer, "that the publishers might well take a hint from the politicians." In what respect?" , "Publicity tor all contributions. How that would help!" Louisville Courier-Journal. ART OF DANCING L08T, Chorearaphie Congress to Discus Question and Provide Remedy. Is dancing degenerating? Next month, in Berlin, will be held an in ternational choregraphlo congress which will have to answer that grave question. M. Lefort, secretary of the French Choregraphlo Association, giveB a forecast of the task which wlH He before the meeting. "The art ot dancing," he said, threatens to lose all its charm if something be not done In time. Either dancers turn like teetotums with stif fened jointB or they make violent ef forts to look graceful, with still more dire results, leaping about, contorting themselves and gesticulating gro tesquely. ThtB, sir, is a lamentable state ot things. Dancing should, above all, have grace, and elegance, and should Impart distinction to the bearing. The dancer should study to acquire elasticity and , suppleness of movement, not the habit of disartic ulating his or her limbs a most dis astrous practice'. ' "Deportment is the first thing to be learned, and it will be useful to the proficient pupil in ail walks of life. It was thus In the olden times, In the day ct Prevot, of Oalant du Desart and of Gulllaumme Raynal, who were dancing masters at the court of King Louis XIV, who founded the Academy of Dancing. Then the minuet, the gavotte, the pavane, the passepled, the forlane were danced. What could be more exquisite? But In 1860 the pol ka was Introduce -J In France. That was the beginning of the end. To dance theipolka the men held his part ner around the waist. The novelty of the thing pleased the popular im agination. Good-bye, then, to the beautlfiiFold dances in which partners Just touched the tips of each other's fingers. The mazurka, the schottische followed, and the waltz. Imported by Desart from Russia. "Nowadays, when a man eomes to us to learn dancing, he generally stip ulates that he is to be taught only those dances In which he holds the girl round the waist; What have we come to? Still, there are hopes, af ter all. In the last few years some little has been done to restore to the art of dancing its pristine nobleness. Setting aside the inexplicable vogue, now happily past, of the Negro cake walk, we observe that the Boston Is increasingly popular in drawing rooms The Boston comes from America. "Let us thank the Amerlcann, not for the step, which they did not in vent, as it is none other than our own old-fashioned redowa, but for the de velopment which they have given It, and which makes it an admirable physical exercise. The Boston gives breadth of movement and expands chest and lungs. This year we start ed with considerable success a new dance, "the wave," a kind of more un dulating and gliding Boston, recall ing the rhythm of the sea, hence its name. Next winter we intend to re vive the old dances of France, the pa vane and the gavotte, for instance, and we shall require our pupils to sing while, dancing, a most graceful practice, and one calculated to devel op the chest. That will be the chief article of our program at the Berlin congress." Paris Cor. Philadelphia North American. Who He Was. We were sitting on the upper deck on the last day of the voyage home from Bremen. I had been introduced to her on the first day out, and we had many interesting talks together be fore the trip ended. She was a garru lous person and much given to gossip, but it was all harmless and without malice, I felt sure. Not far away from us stood a young man who had a very intellectual air about him. He wore his hair very long and looked In every way the pro fessional musician. "Do you know him?" she asked. "He plays" I began, but she Inter rupted me and proceeded in her usual talkative fashion. "O," she said, "I have heard nearly every violinist of note in my time. I have often regretted that I never had the chance of hearing the soul-stirring performances ot Ole Bull, but I've listened, entranced, to the heavenly strains of Kubelik, and that was ecta sy indeed!" "He plays" I edged in, but she just Ignored me and rattled on. "And I've beard every modern pian ist of note, too. Often I've been wrought to a high pitch of excitement by the adorable Paderewski. And then Joseffy, DePachman, Rosenthal, Saint Saens!" She seemed out of breath here and I got a chance to put in a few words. "O," I said, "I saw him several times in the card-room on this trip, and, as I was about to say when you Inter rupted me, he plays the best game of pinochle of any Dutchman I ever met" Brooklyn Life. Satisfied With Her Work. It was noticed that the woman de voted many more hours to mirror gazing than formerly. "I can't tell," she said with dreamy satisfaction, "how many times I have caught peo ple, especially women, snap-shooting me recently." "I shouldn't be so puffed up about it If I were you," said the brute ot a man. "It wasn't your good looks that attracted them. They were taking pictures of your dresses, so they could copy the best points in their own clothes." "In that case," said the woman, after a moment's visible disappointment, "I feel more highly complimented than if they had photographed me. Nature la responsible for me, but I designed my clothes myself." New York Press. BUSINESS CXRDI. E. lNEFF a JUSTICE OP THE PEACE, Pension Attorney and Beal'.Eetate Agent. RAYMOND E. BROWN, attorney at law, Bbooicvtllb, Pa. &. M. MCDONALD, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW, Real estate agent, patents secured, eel lections made promptly. Office In Syndicate fcUkUng, Keynold.vllle, Pa. SMITH M. MoCREIGHT, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW, Notary public and real estate scent. OoW lections will rece've prjrapt attention. OfBee) (n the Keynoldsvllle Hardware Do. building, lUtn street Ueynoldsvllla, Pa. QR. B. E. HOOVER, DENTIST, Resident dentist. In the Hoover building; Main street. Gentleness In operating. )R. Lk L. MEANS, DENTIST; Office on second floor of tbe First National bank building, Main street. DR. It DkV ERE KINO, DENTIST, Office on aeoond floorof tbe Syndicate btlUS tog. Main street, Ueynoltlsvllle, Pa. JJENRY PRI ESTER UNDERTAKER. Black and white funeral cart. Main street, Reynoldsrllle, Pa. MARKETS. PITTSBURG. 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New York Typographical Union ("Big Six") has transferred $5000 to a special fund to be paid out to its out-of-work members. According to Labor Minister Millar, the wage earners ot New Zealand are now In revolt against the Arbitration Courts of the Dominion. It has oeen decided by the leather workers that they will make a uni versal demand for the eight-hour day within the next two years. A reorganization of the building trades unions has been brought about In Buffalo, N. Y., after many years of warfare. It has 10,000 members. A rearrangement of conditions and Increase of wages has been generally conceded to the employes in the Queensland (Australia) railway ser vice. Serious mining catastrophes re corded in the United Kingdom last year' have resulted in an increase in the death rate from 1.29 in 1906 to 1.32 in 1907. New Bedford (Mass.) Weavers' Union has laid over the proposed amendment making It obligatory for members to have their families en rolled ia their respective craft or ganizations. San Francisco (Cal.) Lodge No. 68, International Association of Ma chinists, has adopted a plan by which the youngsters are to be instructed by lectures on the different branches of the trade.