VOME$; THEIR FADS. "tHEIR" WORK; A SUCCESSFUL MARRIAGE. An old farmer waa once asked the question, "la marriage a failure?" and his reply was: "My missus mlnd3 the house, tends the children, milks the cow, feeds the poultry, looks after the pigs, makes the bread, churns the butter, and other odd jobs, and all for nothing a week, and what could be cheaper than that? No, marriage Isn't a failure down my way." Lon "don Socialist Review. . J TIGHT LACING NOT HARMFUL. " From all over the country letters were received by Dr. Ernest Gallant, of New York City, concerning hla views as to tight lacing, the "pad ding" of the form feminine, and kin dred subjects which he recently dis cussed at the meeting of the Amer ican Medical Association. '"There's no reason why thin women shouldn't use pads," said the doctor. "And there's no reason why stout women shouldn't use corsets tightly laced, provided the corsets conform to the lines of the body. Tight lacing, scientifically done, Is not injurious to health." SHIRT WAIST SUIT STILL REIGNS. The really practical wash dress Is In shirt waist or jumper form. Shirt waist suits wnicn are extremely at tractive are made up in cotton prints having silk or gingham patterns; In French zephyrs; and In ginghams of such beautiful patterns and In such charming combinations of color for morning wear, for the ordinary shop ping, or marketing, or walking, that they have a particularly appropriate air. Therefore they are attractive. Many little buttons are used on dresses of this sort, especially those covered with cotton crochet. There Ss a fancy, too, for giving them but tons of quite a different character. Harper's Bazar. i! A PLEA FOR LOQUACITY. "Why do American women talk so little?" asks George Harvey, In Har per's Bazar. rfHave they suddenly become so religious that they consid er it advisable to heed even the dicta Southern Pound Cake. No cook yet discovered can outdo the Virginian in the way of making pound cake. The follow ing recipe comes from that section of the country, and is war ranted to succeed if faithfully followed: Beat one pound of butter and one pound ot powdered sugar together until they form a cream. Separate the whites from the yolks ot one dozen eggs. Whisk the whites to a stiff froth and beat the yolks until thick. Beat the whites into the creamed butter and sugar, then add the yolks and stir all thoroughly to gether. Sift the Hour and put in lightly, little by little, Btlr rlng only enough to mix smoothly. Four into pans lined with buttered paper and bake in a moderate oven tor one hour and a quarter. Take care not to stir or shake the pan until the cake is well set. This la genuine pound cake, which is always unflavored, but, it preferred, the juice and grated rind of a lemon may be added. 03 . . o 5" O. OS 3 v. o g O "t O of Solomon and the injunctions of Paul? We can hardly believe this to be the case even in the Lenten period. As we have advised frequently, neith er the wise king nor the eloquent apostle was suitably equipped by ex perience and association for the guid ing of womankind; one had too many wives, the other had none; wherefore the viewpoint ot each, though varying widely from that of the other, was prejudiced and untrustworthy. The very petulance ot Solomon's language In expressing preference for lite in a 'corner ot the housetop' rather 'than with a brawling woman in a wide bouse' suggests the likelihood of an annoying experience still fresh in mind, else he would not have dwelt with so much particularity upon the size ot the mansion." THE GIRL GRADUATE. """Did you ever have a girl graduate from the high school out of your fam ily? It so you know what It Is, but It you have not you have missed about all that is worth anything In life. There is nothing like It. The happi nessthe satisfaction, the success that has come Is worth many, times the money and effort put forth. What Is the finest product of America? Secretary Loeb Insists it Is rabbits; Carnegie stands for libraries; Mrs. Hetty Green considers It ready money, while Secretary ot Agriculture Wilson crqjrs over the American ben. They are all wrong. It's the girl graduate. As Daniel Webster remarked of Mas sachusetts: "Gentlemen, she needs no apology; there she stands!" Fbr years father has poured out bis money in buying her frocks and laces and hats, in paying for her chemistry and music and chewing gum. Mother has spent years of her life in teaching her morality, truth, the catechism and the proper way to do up her hair. And they feel that she's worth all the trouble and care and money she has cost. Lawrence Journal. THE NEW STYLES FOR WOMEN. "If the new gowns have a conspicu ous note at all this year it is in tbelr trimmings, which seem to stand out In bold relief," says Grace Margaret Gould, in Woman's Home Companion. "Much soutache in all widths and heavy cotton braid are used, in white and dyed to match the fabric. In the sklrt-and-coat suits the outline of the coat Is shown by the line of braid ing, and either braid or buttons not infrequently trim the back. "Tassels are very much used wher ever a place for them can be found. The heavy and the fine laces are fash lonable In combination tor trimming both gowns and separate blouBea. "Very narrow satin pleatlnga are much used as a trimming for' Bilk voile and net gowns. They are often Introduced In some brilliant shade, such as Empire green, on a gown of neutral tint. Fleatlnga of this style frequently simulate a bib effect on the bodice and outline a tunlo effect In the skirt. "Buttons are used not only where they are needed, but where they are not needed on the new gowns. For the tailored suits there are the fabric covered buttons and the braid but tons. "The white and colored cotton crochet button is extremely high style, and for lingerie waists there are the new pearly pead buttons.'' BRIDAL VEIL ARRANGEMENT. The brides of this seas in have adopted all the bizarre and beauti fully decadent features of the present fashions, and anything In the way ot stiff lines, heavy satin court tralnB, and geometrical precision ot heavy hem is abolished. Even the bridal veil is tampered with in a most bra zen manner. One bride wore herB in the Bhape of a twlBted turban, like the first empire, a short lace scarf being used, its ends hanging down one side to the shoulder, while a rope of pearls festooned it, the orange blossoms thrust in as an afterthought a charming thought at one Bide. From her shoulders hung the long court train ot unlined point lace, while her gown was of liberty satin twisted about her figure in a close spiral, and ending in a long scarf like trail that hung decidedly quite to one side, balanced by the lace veil, which trailed partially on the car petlngs ot purple velvet strewn with white roses laid down for her feet. The gown was draped at one side of the front to show the slipper, which was of white Batin,. tied with white satin ribbons about a pale pink silk stocking. Another bride, who wore a mull vfell, had it bunched into a tall mob cap above a wreath of orange blos soms and lilies ot the valley, its folds then hangln down one side, to be draped and held about the whole fig ure like a Bhawl, only one arm left unenveloped. Her gown was made ot a rich white and silver brocade, very much embossed but very supple, wrapped about her and lapping over behind, where one side hung in a sort of flat cascade, showing a facing of silver gauze, a broad silver galloon entirely bordering its hem. At the back, where the stuff laid on the floor in a tiny. train, it showed two points tipped with sliver taesels that trailed without any foundation. This rich fabric gleamed wonderfully through the folds of the mull shawl or veil. Vogue. A BUSY LITERARY WOMAN. Literary work does not Interfere with the social activity ot Mrs. Edith Wharton nor with her cultivation ot tads. Every year this brilliant wo man goes to Europe, and invariably she returns with a new hobby. This year ber eccentrleity runs to swans and geese. When on the Continent, a few months ago, she ran across a variety of the goose family that caught ber fancy, and a large flock now paddles In the lagoons of the Wharton estate at Lenox, Mass. Mrs. Wharton's especial delight, however, Is ber swan exhibit. Her aesthetic nature was moved by the decorative effect of tame swans on English es tates, and as a result she is now engaged in swan culture at Lenox. Beside her flock of geese and swans, Mrs. Wharton is giving time to a French reading room, where she keeps many of the French periodicals for the use ot her friends. She has arranged for lectures in French, and ber tendency in this direction ot late may portend a novel of a Gallic fla vor. The social whirl in Lenox makes further demands upon Mrs. Wharton's time, yet she finds it pos sible to make qnick progress on a new novel. All of which shows what a literary woman can accomplish when she busies herself about It. New York Press. Advice to the Impecunious. They tell us that an ununual scar city of cattle on the boot is to blame tor the unprecedented elevation of meat prices. The hens, so far as known, being on the hoof in the usual numbers, the indigent are hereby counseled to stick to eggs. Life. : "MR. DOOLEY" ON CONGRESS 2 In the American Magazine "Mr. Dooley," writing on Congress, pokes tun at the Government for putting up a 500-room building in Washington for the use of members. He sayB: "I see be th' pa-apers that th' gov ernmtnt has put up a sumchuse pal ace f 'r th' comfort iv th' nation's law givers, as Hogan calls thlm. It's a mansion where they will have all th comfortB iv home an' manny that are not home-like, but betther. Ivry Congressman will have a room to himself, decorated in mahogany, in laid with pearls, where he can put his feet on an ebony desk an' throw his peanut shells an' apple cores into myriad lapus lazuly cuspydors. Ad Unln' each room there will be a bath, which a Congressman can take or leave, as th' mood seizes him. Be side each tub there will be specific lnstrhructlons, prepared by thralned government experts, t'r th' use iv th' bath In case iv necessity. 'Insert plug firmly In bottom iv tub; turn faucet at right. Congressmen are respect fully requested to remove shoes be fore entherlng.' An' so on. Down stairs there will be a Turkish bath, where Congressmen can be lnvlgor ater afther settln' up all night dls cusstn' th' river an' harbor bill with th' head waiter. On th' desk iv each member, th' pa-aper says, there will be a tlllyanty8cope, a conthrivance be which, when th' mlmber is pre vlnted be work or fatigue fr'm at tlndin' th' session, he can hear what's goln' on in th' house, an' thin hang up th' receiver an' remark: 'Cy Lum ley is still gassln' about th' tariff. How manny cards?' " COUNTERFEITING INSANITY. A New Sort Unflattering Estimate ot Hospital Corps. Such ia the lack ot State or local supervision over the hospitals for the InBane In South Carolina that it was left to United States secret service men to discover the fact that the State Insane Asylum at Columbia had a counterfeiting plant running at profitable speed.. The perhaps unique discovery was made that one of the patients, a man dangerously If not hopelessly insane, ia an expert counterfeiter of silver coins. It is hardly supposable that the head authorities ot the asylum would have allowed him to ply his trade In the institution, but the attendants in di rect charge ot this man knew of hit ability, and allowed him to eterclse it for a reason. They got him the molds and the material and set him at work, circulating the product themselves and making, presumably, what there was in it. Though this is a new direction for display of the depravity ot the class ot men employed in many hospitals for the insane as attendants, this discovery ,wlll give little surprise to those who know the general char acter ot these men. They are lack ing in principle. A man who will wilfully abuse those helplessly and often harmlessly insane will rob his grandmother or circulate counter felt money, It he gets hold of it. New Haven Register. So Seasick. The affable Captain Duggs, of the Hamburg-American liner Prince Os car, was commiserating with a sea sick passenger. "Seasickness, sir," said the cap tain, "is a very nasty thing. Some people's sufferings, though, are far more atrocious than yours. I onco carried a Philadelphlan who suffered dreadfully. "At the height of his seasickness this poor Philadelphlan beckoned his wife to his bedside and said in a weak voice: " 'Jenny, my will Is In the Com mercial Trust Company's care. Everything is left to you, dear. My various stocks you will find in my safe deposit box.' "The man paused and sighed. Then he said fervently: " 'And, Jenny, bury me on the other side. I can't stand this trip again, alive or dead.' " Unole Re mus's The Home Magazine. Red Parasol Stopped Train. A curious incident has come to light in connection with the stopping ot a London express train on the Caledonian main line near Rockcllffe station, a few miles north ot Carlisle. The train was runn&g at full speed when the driver observed a red ob ject by the side of the line which he regarded as a danger signal. The train was accordingly pulled np, when it was found that the ob ject in question was a red parasol carried by a woman who, wishing to cross the line at a level crossing, was awaiting the passing ot the express. London Dally Mail. ' Yukoghirs and Their Wives. M. Jachelson bas come across in Northern Siberia a tribe, the Yukog hlrs, differing in every respect from other Esquimaux tribes both in as pect, language and customs. There is a fine sphere here, says the Lon don Globe, for Suffragettes, it they have any superfluous energy after worrying our unhappy government for foreign missionary work, as. we learn that the women are yoked to the sledges with the dogs, and draw their lords and masters. The old people are killed off when they be come useless. An English firm Is to light the Me Una (Arabia) sanctuary of Mohnni m4 with electricity. "YOUNG MEN, DON'T GO TO AMERICA." t Offlolal Berlin Newspaper 8a Advlsea Those Germans Hoping For Work Here. ''Keep away from America." Such Is the warning which the offi cial Berliner Correspondenz gives solemnly to young Germans thinking ot going to the United States In hope ot becoming clerks in business houses. The newspaper saysa visit to Ameri ca during the unfavorable business conditions there can be only bene ficial to those young men who have money and who aim to extend their knowledge and to Increase their pro ficiency in their special branches ot business. But those Berllners who have little or no ready money are strongly advised not to go to Ameri ca now. The Correspondenz points out that the American law fhich forbids worklngmen whose services have been contracted for abroad to enter the country applies also to clerks. More over, it is not customary In the United States to engage clerks and business assistants by correspondence. So the German clerk or young busi ness man who goes to America takes a long chance. Not only does the supply of clerks and assistants great ly exceed the demand, but most American flrmB object to employing foreigners. The "note ot warning" ends thus: "Generally speaking, the prospects ot the clerk or business assistant are not better than they are in Germany. The average wages paid in America are not higher than those paid in Germany, considering the dearness ot living there. Only in the best posts are the salaries relatively higher than in Germany. The conditions of work are more agreeable in many respects than in Geramny, the working hours are shorter, but nothing is known in America of the many provisions ot the German commercial code in the interests of employes in business bouses, and that employes can be dis missed in the United States at any moment without notice." Berlin Correspondence of the New York World. WISE WORDS. Beauty ia God's handwriting, a wayside sacrament. Milton. It is easy enough to tell where love It. You love those, and only those, whom it makes you glad to serve. A. G. Slngsen. Do not wait for some work to turn np, but go and turn up some work; you may work without praying, but you cannot pray without working. Hudson Taylor. It is cowardice to wish to get rid of everything which we do not like. Sickness and sorrow only exist to further man's education in this world; they will not be needed In the future. Novolsl. 1 Our dependence upon God ought to be so entire and absolute that we fcbould never think it necessary, in any kind of distress, to have recourse to human consolation. Thomas a Eempls. . There must be something beyond man in this world. Even on attain ing to his highest possibilities he is like a bird beating against his cage. There ia something beyond, O death less soul, like a sea-shell, moaning for the bosom of the ocean to which you belong. E. H. Chapin. That man Is perfect; In faith who can come to God in the utter dearth of his feelings and his desires, with out a glow or an aspiration, with the weight of low thoughts, failures, neglects and wandering forgetfulness, and say to Him, "Thou art my refuge, because Thou art my home." George Macdonald. A Grateful. Son-In-Law. H. H. Rogers, on bis return voyage from Bermuda last month, said one evening in the smoking room, ot his traveling companion', Mark Twain: "He Is an Incorrigible humorist. Even in his most emotional moments he can't help being funny. "When he married in Elmira In 1870 his father-in-law made him a present of a fine, well furnished house in Buffalo. "The present came as a surprise. Mark Twain knew nothing of It till, amid a party of relatives and friends, he was shown over the luxurious place. Then, when they told him it was his, tears filled his eyes. "But he was still the humorist, and turning to his father-in-law he said, though in a voice that trembled a little: " 'Mr. Langdon, whenever you're in Buffalo, if it's as much as twice a year, you are to come right up here and take tea. You can stay all night, too, it you want to, and it shan't cost you a cent.' " Washington Star. The Itoll-Call. A teacher asked her class to name five different members of the "cat" family. Nobody answered till at last one little girl raised her hand. "Well?" said the teacher, encour agingly. "Father cat, mother cat and three little kittens." Hebrew Standard. . A Timely Tip. Before going to a summer resort read the chapter on what to do to revive a person who has been under water too long. Chicago Nes. - New York City. The vogue of the sleeveless coat appears to be an ever twniug vuu, auu uuiuiug preiuer or better suited to the warm weather cculd be found. This one is simpli city Itself, yet drapes the figure with graceful lines and folds aud can be utilized for almost every seasonable material. In the illustration it makes part of a costume and is mad ot butt linen braided with white sou tache combined with embroidery. In place of the soutache and the em broidery applied trimming can be used if it Is desirable to lessen the labor of making. The coat is made In one piece, the only seam being that at the centre back. It is held beneath the arms by means of straps and can be closed vlth ornamental buttons and cord as Illustrated or in any way that may be liked. Chiffon on Straw. The novel trimming on a large Mi lan straw was all ot white chiffon, the upstanding part being quills made ot folds of the chiffon with a line of satin for the stem. Silver and Gold Touches. Plaids are fashionable for light weight fabrics such as voile, etamlne and gauze. The colors most emnlnvmt are blues, delicate reds and browns lading into buff. Silver and cold trim many of the new gowns some where and somehow. Coat Mystery. The Ehapo of many of the choicest evening coats la a mystery to every one but the designer and maker. art KT,0"CNrrr-rv?'Tr lions Hug the Throat. The boa is dainty as possible, very small but very ruilly, with pleated butter-colored lace mounting to the ears and chin in a thick ruche, a smaller frill plated about the base of the throat, and a ribbon tied between bowed either in front or behind. 1 i The latest Innovation in neck rirpRnlnfr la tha hlaplr Ihhin .tnnk with bow at the back and ends that reach far below the hip line. Theae sash collars are worn with every kind of costume, from the simplest lin gerie frock to the dressiest afternoon toilet. FIvo-Gorcd Under Petticoat. Close fitting underwear is abso lutely essential to the smart fitting gown at the present time and the five-gored under petticoat makes a desirable feature ot the wardrobe. This one can be laid in Inverted pleats at the back or gathered as liked, although the former method Is to be preferred unless the figure Is exceptionally slight It can be made from lingerie materials and trimmed with embroidery or lace and it Is also suited to flannel skirts. Also It can be finished at the upper edge with a belt or under-faced as liked. . The skirt is made In five gores and when the frill la uaed It is arranged over the lower edge. The side gores are fitted by means of hip darts, so doing away with all fulness at that point. The quantity ot material required for the medium size Is three and one eighth yards ot material twenty-seven or two and three-quarters thirty six inches wide with three and one half yards ot embroidery seven inches wide and two and three-eighth yards ot insertion to trim as illustrated; or one yard ot additional material thirty-six inches wide If the frill Is made to match. llaml-Mnde Trimming. It Is the gown with the hand-rads trimming that is considered smart.