To Awaken
t he Liver
Coated tongue, aching head, billomnmi,
indierJlion, constipation alternating with loose
ness of the bowels, feelings of depression and
ill-temper.
These arise from sluggish torpid action ol
Use liver.
Kelief comes after the use of one of Dr. A.
W. Chase's Kiilney anil Liver 1'iMs and cure
with a few weeks use of this great i.-gulator
of the liver.
Wilh the liver right there is nully no
dhturbaiu r if tlie digestive syslem or bowels.
Thervfoie gt t al the c iiw-ifiruulilehy aw aken
ing the li .it to a.ii.ni by use of Dr. A vV,
Chase's Kidney nnd l.ivor Pills.
Mr. Z. M. Tayiji, r.irt Chester, Md.
writes: 'li iv n;; id r. A. W. Chaw's
Kidney ttinl Liver V. Is fur n ni nbe.- or y.V5
I consider them the best liver rrjjnlntnf I ever
used. I cheerfully recommend them to au
one afflicted with headache and other Symplons
of a disordered liver."
One pill a dose ?s ct-i ; box, at al! ika4-'r,' r
I. A W.Chase M -ilitir-C ,HuP:ilo, N. V
Dr.A.Wn Chased
Kidney and
i s wrzi
tiU .rails
Fir Sale by Stolid & Foleht Drua Co
HUGHES & FLEMING.
FUNERAL DIRECTORS.
Main Street. - Reynoldsvllle, Pa.
TOO MUCH WATER
In ' he wrong place I nearly as tmd as too
iiitib in rre rriut pmre. Ann poor piuninina;
may he responsible for either condition.
You'll not have any such "oiitile If you em
ploy us. . .
WE'LL FIX VOUR PUJMBINO
, -
Bo you'll have neither too much nor too little
wife. We'll put In 1'oMi the right slaed sup
ply and the rtuhf 'z-'rl waste pipes. Avoid
' trouble by having us do It now.
C E. HUMPHREY
Plumber
WINDSOR HOTEL
W.T. Hruhaker. Mgr.
Midway between Broad Ht. Station and
Heading Terminal on Fllliert at.
. European I.(KI per d.iy and up.
American f !.!W per day and mi.
Theonly moderate priced hotel of rep
utation and consequence In
PHILADFI PHU
Zerlfcest Rubber
AND
Climax Asphalt
"TllE HOOFIN09 THAT NlVKR LEAK."
Need no paint. Samples,
prices, etc., on request.
McHenry-Mllthouse nfg. Co.
South Bend, Ind.
Fob Sai,i bt
Reynoldsvllle Hardware Co.
Rktnoi.dsviixk, Pa,
JjJXECUTOR'3 NOTICE. . -
Estato of Steve .losvay, late of Wlnslow
Township. Deceased.
Notice Is unreky given that letters testa
mentary on th estate of Hieve Josvav, late
of Wlnslow township, county of Jefferson
and state of Pennsylvania deceased, have
been granted to the undfrsrgned, to whom
all persons Indebted to said e.tate are re
quested to make payment, and those having
claims or demands will make known the
same without delay.
James W. Oii.ikspie.
Reyno'dsvlllc, Pa., July 20, 1908. Executor-
QUPHANS' COURT SALE.
Estate of George Strouse, Deceased.
nBy virt ue of an order of the Orphans' Court
of Jefferson county, there will be exposed to
public sale, at Brookvlllo, Pennsylvania,
'i ,ne,SLurt."s';n th0 Ifthday of August,
A- .k'.' clock p. m the following
described tract of land, situate in the Town
ship of Wlnslow, County of Jofferson and
State of Pennsylvania, bounded and describ
ed as follows, to-wlt: Beginning at a post,
corner Jonothan Strouse's land; thence wet
eighty-tour and eight-tenth perches to a
mall beech; thence by land of the Widow
Uathers north one hundred perches to a
beech; thence east eighty-four and eight
tenth perches to a post corner of Jonothan
Strouse s land: thence by said land south
one hundred perches to the place of begin
ning, containing Bfty acres and allowance of
six per cent for roads, etc., being part of a
larger tract of land surveyed to Dr. Wm.
Catbcart on Warrant No. 349, as aforesaid.
HHavIng thereon erected a good dwelling
bouse and a good frame barn and other ne
cessary outbuildings.
This farm Is In a good state of cultivation
and has a young orchard, consisting of bear
ing apple, peach and cherry trees.
A part of said farm Is underlaid with a six
foot rein of coal and a country coal bank Is
opened on the premises.
Terms of sale: One third of the purchase
money to be paid at the confirmat ion of the
sale by the Court, and the remainder upon
delivery of the deed to tne purchaser.
- Joseph M. Gathers,
. Guardian of Mabel Strouse.
JOHW MCMURRAY.
r, ... Guardian of Beulah Strouse.
Reynoldsvllle, Pa., July Zl 1D08.
PASTIMES OF MADMEN.
Cunning and Ingenuity Di -played by
the Inisns,
Rome of the Inventions of (lie Iiihuiib
nre of scientific vtlue. A patient 11 1
Vlllt'Julf invented a "imiilfk-utlou ma
chine" by combining n bottle, n plunk
mill small metallic tubes, to which lie
bad fit ted 'fit Meets. Ilnt-lug set up Ills
machine, 'bo produced loaves of bread
the size of a man's head. The bread
wns good, so good that It was decided
to make the machine known. One day
When It vens In action the doctor sug
gested taking n photograph of It. The
Inventor watched him as if petrified
for a moment: then he fell upon the
machine, wrenched It npiltt anil tram
tileil It underfoot. The Invention, ns
exceedingly useful one, was lost be
cause no one bad seen him make It.
11ml no one dares speak of It to him.
To allude to it Is to bring on 11 furious
flttiick.
Most lunatics, no matter Low content
ed they may be, generally tdterjsli n
furliro lunging to escape. They col
lect wax. from the polished Honrs, take
the Impressions of locks and make keys
from empty sardine boxes, spoon han
dles or anything to be found. Dr. Ma
rie's nitiseu :t Include a collection of
knives of ctrango and tin heard of
shapes. Pome of them have bbides
made from pieces of glass or slate and
set In handles of corset stoels. Objects
harmless In themselves become dan
gerous weapons through the Ingenuity
of madmen.
Insane, sculptors are as common as
Insane painters. The Insane sculptor
hews out course statuettes,, fantastic
animals, ferocious little honied anil
grimacing devils. An ex-mechiinlc
carves all his soup bones. That his old
trade Is still In his memory Is shown
by tho little screws that he makes out
of the smaller pieces of bono. He
works nil day nt his senseless and
ridiculous task. Another lunatic, who
believes he Is tho Incarnation of the
soul of Beelzebub, pusses hlsr time
curving toy men out of wood. Each
pair of his creations nre joined to
gether, now nt the necks, now at the
shoulders. Helen E. Meyer In Har
per's Weekly.
NATIONAL CONVENTIONS.
They Succeeded the System of Nomi
nation by Caucus.
Conventions have not always nomi
nated our presidents and vice presi
dents. For more thnn thirty years
presidential candidates were named by
a caucus made up of members of the
hon so nnd the senate. This system
died when In 1824 the caucus Insisted
upon by Martin Van Ruren nnd other
friends of William II. Crawford of
Georgia defeated Crawford, which
threw the election Into the house on
account of the scnttorlng electoral vote
caused by the entrance of Clay. Cal
houn, Jackson nnd' John Qtilncy Adams
In the race. This fracas elected Adams.
The campaign of 1828 In consequence
wns somewhat demoralized, and In
1831 the Republicans followed the ex
ample the anti-Masonic party hod set
the year before nnd met In conven
tion In Baltimore to nominate Henry
Clay. The Democrats held their first
national convention in the same city
the following year, nominating Martin
Vnn Buren for vice president. The
dominating figure of the party, Andrew
Jackson, needed no Indorsement of his
candidacy for the presidency.
The Democrats in 1835 and 1810
nominated Vnn Buren for the presl-,
dency In Baltimore, and the Whigs
nominated Clay in the same place In
1844, when the Democrats named Polk.
Ia 1835 Romulus M. Saunders Intro
duced the two-thirds rule to the Demo
cratic convention, and It was adopted.
Tho customs Installed nt these enrller
conventions which succeeded the tyran
ny of the caucus chamber have been
continued nnd ndded to from time to
time, and the conventions today are
merely the descendants of those that
nomlnnted Clay nnd Vnn . Buren.
Charles Wndsworth Camp In Metro
politan Magazine.
Horizon.
A man calls It the horizon where the
earth and the sky seem to meet, but a
woman's notion of the horizon Is the
families she can see moving in from
behind her front window curtains. If,
further, they hang out their washing
In a spirit of candor, they are, of
course, all the more so. The horizon
Is caused by a number of things, chief
among them the gregarious Instinct.
Only for this next door would mean as
little as tariff revision or pure food or
International arbitration. It takes a
star or something of that sort to rise
above tho horizon, but a very ordinary
woman' may feel above It Life.
. Th Cult of th Hotel.
"Hotel" Is n French word, but a
thoroughly British Institution. If Its
great hotels . were suppressed London
would no longer be London that Is to
say, the London of society, the theater,
literature, politics, art and fashion.
The hotel Is one of the essential factors
of London life Milan Corriere Delia
Serra.
A Comparison.
Mrs. Giles (anxiously asking after
rector's health) Well, sir, I be glad
you says you be well, but there you
be one of these "bad doers," as I calls
'em (gle 'em the best o' vlttels, and It
don't do 'em no good) there be pigs
like that! London Punch.
First Necessity.
"How would yon define 'crying
need? " asked the teacher of the
rhetoric class,
"A handkerchief," replied the solemn
young man with the wicked eye. Chi
cago Trlbnne.
The great and the little have teed
of each other. Shakespeare.
GRIDLEY'S l.!AVE.
Touching Seen When th Brsva Cap
tain Left th Clytnpia.
On Hie morning nf tliu battle of Ma
nila Hay Captain Uildley was so III
that tho little commodore offered to
excuse hliu from duty, but gallantly,
as is characteristic of the 111:111. he re
plied, "Thank yon. Commodore Dewey,
but she Is my ship, and I will tight
her." And he did. although, figurative
ly speaking, he wan a dead man before
he went on the bihlge, and days hud
strung themselves Into but low weeks
when he was ordered home on sick
leave, lie came up out of his cabin
dressed In civilian clothes and was met
by tlie rear admiral, who extended him
a most cordial hand. A look of trou
bled disappoint "lent flitted across the
captain's brow, but vanished when he
stepped to the head of the gangway
and, looking over, snw, not tin' launch,
but n twelve oared cutter manned en
tirely by otllcers of the Olympla. There
were men In thnt boat who had not
pulled a stroke for a quarter of n cen
tury. The stars and titrlpes were at
the stern and a cnplnln's silken roach
whip "t the bow, and when Captain
Grldley, beloved alike by ofllcers nnd
men, entered the boat It win "I'p
oars!" and all Hint, Just ns though they
were common sailors that were to row'
him over to the Znflro. When he" sat
down upon the handsome boat cloth
thnt was spread for him he bowed his
head, and his hands hid his fnce as
First Lieutenant lloese, acting cock
swain, ordered: "Shove off! (Jut oursl
Give away!" St Nicholas.
MOUNT ETNA.
Its Wonders s Revealed In Tale of
Travelers.
Mount lCtnn has furnished more ma-'
terltil for travelers' tales than any
other mountain on the earth. Aston
ished Knglishnicn of a century ago
who fell Into the fashionable habit of
climbing to Its highest peak and some
did so, to I Me amazement of the Slcll
bills, even In the dead of winter have
left on record In the exuberant bin
gunge of their day the emotions that
thrilled their soul. "The man who
trends Mount Ktiiu," wrote one of
these, "Is a man above the world.
Every river on tlie Island can be traced
from Its mouth to Its sourco.
"The characters," the same writer
continues, "of nil tlie climates of tlie
earth can be detected the frigid close
around one, the temperate with Us belt
of trees Just underneath and the trop
ical nt the base of the mountain, with
Its vineyards nnd luxuriant groves
The great ocean around, with the is
lands of Mpnrl, Pannrl, AllcudI, Strom
boll nnd Volcano, with their smoking
summits, appears under your feet, and
you look down uou the whole of
Sicily as upon a map."
In addition to nil tlie climates, Etna
Is reported to have trees that rival the
giants of California, lakes that never
thaw, bottomless caverns nnd salable
enow that kept many nn ancient bishop
well supplied with tithes.
All Very "Civil."
In certain sections of the country
there nre much favored words which
are required to do duty with a wide
variety of meanings. Such is tho
word "smart" among Yankees and up
along the Labrador shore the word
"civil." The following conversation
between two natives was overheard
by a traveler:
"We are goln' to have lots of dirt to
day," said one, glancing nt the sky.
"Naw. It'll be civil," replied his
companion.
"IIoW did you get on with tho cap
tain?" "Oh, be got civil to hunting deer by
and by. ' When he went out he didn't
know nothing, but he got civilized."
"Did you go down the Ketchee?"
"Nnw. It's too civil for him. He
wanted lots of rapids, so we went
down the Boomer. Them's about ns
civil rapids as I want to see.'V Youth's
Companion.
me spurting wona.
Thi Carlisle Indian football team will
play the St. Louis university at St
Louis on Thanksgiving day.
Sullivan's Punch, famed the country
over as tire sire of prize winning blue
blooded Boston terriers, Is dead.
Shipke, the ' Washington American's
third baseman, does clean cut work
with his hands. In gathering up ground
balls.
The 1C5 mile cruising race on Lake
Ontario from Hamilton to Chaument
for cruising sailboats will be started
on Aug. 10.
The Boston Nationals wear red caps
this year, and it Is Impossible to tell
whether Outfielder Beaumont has one
on or Is bareheaded.
Piles
W are so certain that
Itching. Bleeding1 and
Protruding- Piles can al
ways be relieved and ab-
Ueolutelr cured by thia
ointment that w poaitivelrgiuurantee satis
faction or money refunded.
to cents, rir A W r.hacft'c
box at all
dealers or 1
x at all " w 0
dealeraorDr.A.W.Chaee A!ni.M m4
Medicine Co..Bultalo.N.Y.
NSIIllIIIIbllb
For sale by Stoke & Felcht Drug Co.
l A. H. DUNN f
PIANO TUNING
And repairing of nil kinds. Silver
Medal, highest award for general
excellence orork. Absolute sat
isfaction guaranteed. -Leave or
ders at
HASKINS' MUSIC STORE
a
A HUMAN MACHINE.
He Wis Able to Correct a Language
He Did Not Understand.
Wheu Max Muller was preparing hl.i
edition of tlie ltigvedn he had, so tho
story goes, an Illustration of tlie in
stinctive wisdom of the compositor.
In providing the manuscript for about
0,000 sheets of print the author nat
urally tripped from time to time,
v'heuevei' he did trip, theie on bis
I oof was tire error queried In a en re
nd hand. Surely, he .thought, some
unknown scholar In the university
must be overlooking his proofs with
kindly Interest nnd making tho correc
tions for him. Inquiry showed that
this wns not tho fact The corrections
were the corrections of the man who
set up the type. "Did this man, then,
know Sanskrit!" Muller usked. Not a
bit. of it Use nnd wont enabled hltn
to detect the errors lis n hungry child
scents a cooking dinner. The discov
ery originated through his arm rather
than from any intellectual doubt, and
thnt arm wns pillule!!
This printer had sustained an' acci
dent, leaving him with 1111 arm partly
paralyzed, and ns this made hltn slow
er ivllli his setting his masters turned
him on to Sanskrit, with which he had
hnd no previous acquaintance. IIo had
to learn upward of 300 types for the
work, but he learned them and accus
tomed, himself to the work. Now.
nnny of the letters In Sanskrit cannot
follow each other or. If they do, must
bo modified. In wrtng Muller some
times forgot these' modifications, but
they were all mnrked 011 the proof.
Muller was so Interested that besought
out tlie printer to ask him how he
wns ablo to correct a language which
he did not understand. The explann
1 tlon was remarkable: "You see, sir.
my arm gets Into n regular swing
from one compartment of types to
, another, nnd there are movements that
never occur. So If I suddenly have to
tako up types which entail a new
movembnt 1 feel It nnd iut a query."
What a dog's life tho "nu spellng," or
Artemus Ward's, which is the same
' thing, would hnve caused that marvel
ous human machine! St. James' Ua
tetto. Commoners Not Wanted.
No commoner, however distinguished,
however great his worldwide fame as
scientist, nrtlst or musician, can hope
to belong to the German Imperial circle
' unless he Lb first dowered by his em
peror with tho magic patent of nobll
I lty. No wife or daughter of a great
! millionaire, however honorable the
I source of the husband's or father's
i wealth, can dream of being presented
to the-empress. The Prussian nobility
form a caste entirely npnrt from the
rest of society, . nnd Berlin, socially
speaking, Is composed of many differ
ent worlds, none of which mingles with
the other. London M. A. P.
AUCTION SALE
CnUil (iUi PU&i
il
Thursday, August 20th, 1908
325-327 LONG AVE., DUBOIS, PA.'
The best opportunity of your life to buy a Buggy at your own price. Hibner
Hoover Hardware Co. will offer their entire stock of Buggies, Surreys,
Hacks and Delivery Wagons at Auction on Above Date.
4 rubber tire top buggies.
25 eteel tire top buggies.
2 top slat wagons.
7 steel tire stick runabouts.
4 panel seat runabouts.
1 phaeton.
1 mail wagon.
1 cushion tire open runabout.
2 solid rubber tired runabouts.
1 steel tired Stanhope.
1 rubber tired Stanhope.
These jobs are all standard, medium and high grade work in first class condi
tion and will be positively sold to the highest bidder, sale to begin at 10 a. m.
Terms made known on day of sale.
IHR-IIOOVER IIDIVE. CO., DuDOIS, PA.
Pittsburg, Summerville & Clarion Railroad Co.
Special Train Schedule Account
of Grand
Harvest Home Picnic and Carnival
at
NOLAN: PARK
August 19, 20, 21, 22, 1908.
Supplement to schedule of May IS, 1908.
No change on time of regular trains Nog.
Mil
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frjui Hummervllle
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The following additional special through trains will be operatad Thursday,
August 20, 1908, stopping at all P. U. R. intermediate stations. See Note 1.
Going to Nolan Park.
Leave Reynoldsvllle 7.45a. m., Brookvlllo 8.15 a. m., arrive Nolan Park 8.50
a. m. Leave Brookvlllo 1.30 p. m., arriving Nolan Park 2.00 p. m. Leave
Brookvlllo 7.00 p. nt., arriving Nolan Park 7.35 p. m. Leave New Bethlehem
9 50 a. ra , arriving Nolan Park 10.45 a. m.
Returning from Nolan Park.
Leave Nolan Park 5 30 p. m., arriving Brookvlllo ifoo p. m. Leave Nolan
Park 10.03 p. ra., arriving Brookville 10.30 p. m., arriving DuBols 11.25 p. m.
Note 1. This train will stop at all P., S. & C. R. R. stations between Nolan
Park and Summerville.
The time of connecting roals Is shown only for the accommodation of the
public; this company will not be responsible for errors or changes that may
arise.
Chas. F. Heidrick, Gen. Pass. AgeDt. Daniel Nolan, Supt.
General Office, Clarion, Pa.
1 parcel wagon.
3 open slat wagons.
1 boulevard wagon.
11 open buggies.
3 open Concord buggies.
1 open Burrey.
2 canopy top surreys.
2 extension top surreys.
3 3-seated full platform spring hacks, with top.
1 three-seated full platform spring hack, open.
4 delivery wagons.
1 to (i Inclusive.
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1! 41 2 43 ft 41 10 12
12 40 2 40 ft 40 10 01
12 35 2 35 5 3.'i 10 III
11 33 2 it) ft 31 10 U!
12 81 2 31 g ill 10 Ml
12 31 2 31 5 31 9 111
12 20 ! 2!l ft 2!l V l'
12 2 2 211 ft 211 9 1 1
12 22 2 22 ft 2i 9 07
12 17 2 17 ft 17 9 Itl
12 15 2 15 ft 15 9 110
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P. M. P. M. P. M.
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1 55 4 55 8 82
' 1 28 4 25 7 5-1
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