91' SCIENCE M This woman says Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound saved her life. Read her letter. Mrs. T. C. Williidsen, of Manning, Iowa, writes to Mrs. Pinkham: " I can truly eay that Lydia E. Pink ham's Vegetable Compound saved my life, and 1 cannot express my gratitude to you in words. For years I suffered with the worst forms of female com plaints, continually doctoring and spending lots of money for medicine without help. I wrote you for advice, followed it ns directed, and took Lydia TL Pinkhnm Vfcret.n.V,li rnmnnnnil nl it has restored me to perfect health. Bad it not been for you 1 should have been in my grave to-day. I wish every suffering woman would try it." FACTS FOR SICK WOMEN. For thirty years Lydia E. Rnk ham's Vegetable Compound, made from roots and herbs, has been the standard remedy for female ills, and has positively cured thousands of women who have been troubled with displacements, inflammation, ulcera tion, fibroid tumors, irregularities, periodic pains, backache, tha ' bear-mg-down feeling, flatulency, indiges tion, dizziness,or nervous prostration. Why don't you try it ? Mrs. Pinkhnm invites all sick women to write her for advice. fcShe has pnided thousands to health. Address, Lynn, Mass. Plan to Escape. Mrs. reckem Henry, suppose you and I were all alone on a deserted island, what is the first thing you would do? PecVem Thank goodness that I know how .to swim. Chicago News. A'lmt Oiiisps Headache. Fror ; Ortolirr to May, Colds are the most frequent rmise of HduiHche, Laxative Brnmo Quinine removes cause. E. W. (irove on box. S5 . Locomotive engineers In Germany receive a sum of money and a gold watch for every ten years Berved without an accident. Mrs. Winslow'R Soothing Sympfor Children allays pain,cures wind colic, 25c a bottle An Expert Opinion. "Will alcohol dissolve sugar?" "It will," replied the Old Soak; "it will dissolve gold, brick houses and horses and huppiness and love and every thing else worth having." while from the gaB and water works, market house, and nbbatoirs, Berlin, in 1905, derived a revenue of S2, 736,600, the receipts from the sewerage system and sewage farms during the same year were $3,105,' 877, and the expenditures $3,697, 739, making a deficit of $591, 862. By means of four small pulleys an alarm clock, two weights and a few yards of cord Joseph McLean, of South Manchester, Conn., is enabled to Bleep later mornings and to dress in a warm room. The contrivance is connected with the furnace in the cellar in such a way that when the alarm clock goe3 oft at 4 o'clock the furnace door closes and the drafts open. The American Analyslst gives the following test for the detection in an apartment of sewer gas: Saturate un glazed paper with a solution of one troy ounce of pure acetate of lead in eight fluid ounces of rainwater; let it partially dry, then expose In the room suspected of containing sewer gas. The presence of gas in any con siderable quantity soon blackens the test paper. The pearl is nothing but carbo nate of lime, and vinegar or any other acid will cat away the polished surface in a few moments. As for the opal, hot wat?r is fatal to it, de stroying its fire, and sometimes caus ing it to crack. Soap la an enemy to the turquoise. If a turquoise ring Is kept on the hand while washing, in a short time the blue stones will turn to a dingy green. Variations produced by weather on the abrus plant have been codified by Professor Nowack, the originator of the observatory at Denmark hill, England. From his codes he can construct charts four days In advance of the weather bureau, predicting storms, wind changes and the like. The forecasts are made through the different positions of the leaves, which arc turned In every direction and brought to different angles by the atmospheric changes. Passengers of the new turbine steamers often express disappoint ment and surprise to find that the vi bration experienced on ocean-going vessels has not been entirely elimi nated. As a matter of fact, the vi bration, so far as it relates to the engines, has been suppressed and the conditions greatly improved, but there is a certain amount of vibra tion resulting from the passage of the propellors through the water, and this never will be overcome so long as propellers are used. BABY CRIED AND SCRATCHED All the Time Was Covered with Ton. luring eczema uocior nam norcs Would Inst for Years Per ' feet Cure by Cnticurn. My baby niece was suffering from that terrible torture, eczema. It va all over her body, but the worst was on her face and bands. She cried and scratched all the time and could not sleep night or day from tbe scratching. I had her under the doc tor's care for a year and a half and he seemed to do her no good. I took her to the best doctor io the city and he said that he wonld have the sores until she was six years old. But if I had depended on the doctor my baby would have lost her mind and died from the want of aid. But I used Cuticura Soap and Cuticura Ointment and he was cured in three months. Alice L. Dowell, 4760 Kanton Ave., St. Louis, Mo., May 2 and 20, 1007." Ready for the Black Hand. AtfMisylvania's determination to in stitute a lampblack factory In connec tion with the state penitentiary Indi ans that they are making special preparation for Black Hands. ' If You Suffer From Asthma or Bronchitis get immediate relief by using Brown'B Bronchial Troches. Contain no harmful drugs. It is said that dried currants given occasionally to horses in lieu of oats will increase their power of endu rance. Why not the Natural laxative, Garfield Tea? It's Pure. Mild and Potent. Made of Herbs. Write for namoles. Garfield -Xea Co., Brooklyn, N. Y. A Nottingham (England) miner has (patented a safety pit cage, which is Raid to be a great advance on all there. "WHIZ" A New Parlor Game Tor the Long Winter Evenings Go to your dealer and buy a pound jackage oi zu aiuie leam buma. utoff the top panel from package nd mail to Pacific Coast Borax Co., lew York, with 4c. in stamps and tbe HIZ game will be promptly sent you repaid. WHIZ, the New Parlor Card game, composed 'of 44 handsomely printed irds Inclosed in a flap case with full id complete rules for playing. En rtalning, instructive or educational, id can be played by all the family. I Similar games cost SOc. in the W. Yoti run rt tt FREW. id WfUM. I a'sEyeltei TLAXTIXG LOBSTER. Means by Which the Government is Trying to Increase the Supply. The downward trend of the lobster fishery had up to a year or two ago been apparently uninfluenced by the annual planting of large numbers of lobster fry, but there is now consid erable evidence that the increasing output of the hatcheries is bearing fruit. Fishermen are reporting more un dersized lobsters than they have seen in many years, says the National Geo graphic Magazine, and in various places where fishing had been aban doned because it did not pay the fish ermen are now making good catches. It is difficult to understand how the annual planting of the progeny of 20,000 to 30,000 lobsters can fail to Influence the available supply for the market, even if only one lobster fry In each 100 planted reaches ma turity, and the bureau has occasion to feel gratified that the decline has now been positively arrested in local ities where large numbers of fry have been deposited for a series of years, and where there was absolutely no reason to look for any betterment If nature had remained unaided. Hammrr-Handlc Money. One week's wages at $3 a week thirty-two axe handles. Change to the amount of $3. 50 af ter purchasing tools twenty-three hammer handles. This was the solution of a problem like unto ye olden-time high finance which confronted John Mitchell when the currency stringency was at its height. Mitchell was employed in a small wood-working factory in East Spring field, a small village east of here, but quit his job to come here to work as a machinist. When be asked for his week's wages he was confronted with the proposition of taking $8 worth of axe handles or nothing. Naturally he took the axe handles. At the general store he purchased the necessary machinist's tools and, having no money, tendered the bun dle of thirty-two axe handles, valued at twenty-five cents apiece. In pay ment of the bill of $4.50. The coun try merchant, also being out of cash, accepted the exchange, and for change to the amount of $3.45 tendered twenty-three hammer handles, valued at fifteen cents apiece. With his tools and twenty-three hammer bandies Mitchell came to town. Conneaut (O.) Tispatch in the Chicago Inter-Ocean. What the Country Needs. What jthls country needs is not more money, but more people who have soma of it. Indianapolis News, Truth and Quality appeal to the Well-Informed in every walk of life and are essential to permanent success and creditable standing. Accor ingly, it is not claimed that Syrup of Figs and Elixir of Senna is the only remedy of known value, but one of many reasons why it is the best of personal and family laxatives is tlio fact that it cleanses, sweetens and relieves the' internal organs on which it acts without any debilitating after effects and without having to increase tho quantity from time to time. It acts pleasantly and naturally and truly as a laxative, and its component parts are known to and approved by physicians, as it is free from all objection able substances. To get its beneficial effects always purchase the genuine manufactured by the California Fig Syrup Co., only, and for sale by all leading druggists. Lifting Glass By Magnets. It has been proposed to use electro-m-iirnets for lifting and handling large panes of glass by placing a piece of sheet iron under the glass and ppnlying electro-magnets on tho upper face of the glass. The electro magnets attract the Iron and hold the glass suspended while moving. Peafness Cannot Be Corad hyloealnpplie ations ns thaycannot reach the diseased portion of tho ear." There is only one way to cure deafucss, and that is by consti tutional remedies. Us.ifuess is caused by an inflamed condition of tho mucous lining of the Eustachian Tuba. When this tube is in Hiimertyonuavo nunbliug Bound or imper fect hearing, and whan it is entirely cloned Deafness is the result, and unless the inflam mation can be taken out and this tube re stored to its normal condition, hearing will be destroyed forever. Nine cases out of ten are caused bycatarrh, which is nothingbutan inflamed condition of the mucons surfaces. We will give One Hundred Dollars for nny case of Deafness (cansed bycatarrh) thatcan notbecuredbyHnll'aOatarrh Cure. Bendfor circulars free. F.J.CHKMKT&Co.,Toledo,0. Sold by Druggists, 75c. Tako Hall's Family Pills for constipation. Ambiguous. Bachelor Uncle So Marie is going to make you the happiest man nllve. Nephew Why. you idiot! I just told you she refusesd me. Bachelor Uncle I heard you. Itch cured in SI minutes by Woolford's Canitary Lotion. Never fails. At druggists. A skilled Knglish cotton spinner spun a single thread 1,000 miles long. TAIL3 AND THSIR USES Help Animals to Express Emotions and Keep Their Balance. A cat never actually wags Its tall. Why should it when It can purr? But, nevertheless. It seems to serve the same purpose In permitting a tempo rary expenditure of excess nervous energy when the animal Is under great strain. For Instance, when carefully stalk ing a bird or a man, as In tho case of a kitten or a lion, the tip of the tall is never still for a moment ever curling and uncurling. We may com pare this to the nervous tapping of the foct or fingers In a man. When an angry lion is roaring his loudest, his tall will frequently lash frtm side to side, giving rise among the ancients to the belief that he scourged his body with a hook or thorn which grew from the end of the tall. Whi'n a Jaguar walks along a slen der bough, or a house cat perambu lates the top of a board fence, we perceive another important function of the tall that an aid in balancing. As a tight-rope performer sways bis polo, so the feline shifts its tall to preserve the center of gravity. The tall of a sheep seems to be of little use to its owner, although In the breed which Is found in Asia Minor and on the tablelands of Tnr tary, this organ functions as a store house of fat, and sometimes reaches a weight of BO pounds. When this appendage reaches Its full size it is either fastened between two sticks which drag on the ground, or It in suspended on two small wheels. Outing Magazine. PERUNA EDITORIAL NO. I. Good Soldering Fluid. A soldering fluid, which has proved very useful in certain railway shops, Is made by killing two quarts of hy drochloric acid with all the zinc it will take up. Then to tne acid a quart of water Is adnen, or it may have to be added before the zinc will fully dissolve. A quart of glycerine, which has previously been mixed with a quart of alcohol, Is then added to the solution. This fluid is used for all kinds of soldering, and has been found especially desirable with greasy or dirty connections, as well as for soldering Iron. It is claimed that the glycerine prevents all rust, which plays havoc when many solder ing fluids containing hydrochloric acid are used. Street Railway Journal. Where Titles Are Cheap. A revision of the College of Her aldry of Georgia. Trans-Caucasia, has resulted In the uncovering of monster forgeries of princely titles. Among 2,000 registered hereditary coats of arms COO have been found to be bogus. Dr. Eartman is now offering Peruna to the public as a regular pharmacea tical product It is just as ethical as any compound put up for the medical profession. No straining of medical ethics can find any fault with it. THE PRINCIPAL ACTIVE INGREDIENTS are prominently incorporated in the label on the bottle, that the people may know that the claims made for Peruna have a true justification. The only departure we shall make from medical ethics in the conduct of Peruna affairs in the future, is the fact that we shall continue to advertise and sell our product TO THE PEOPLE. If we would agree to sell to doctors only,' to advertise for doctors only, then the medical fraternity would be obliged to recognize Peruna as being entirely within their approval RUT WE SHALL NOT DO THIS. We shall continue to offer Peruna to the people. We shall continue to eonvey to the people our claims for Peruna as a household remedy. We shall continue to supply the people with free literature, teaching them how to use our medicine, teaching them how to avoid disease, teaching them many things of benefit to the homo. We shall continue to do this, whether the medical profession like it or not. We are proposing from this time on to take the public into our confidence. Notwithstanding that some imitators and substitutors will be attempting to put up something which thoy consider just as good as Peruna, we are going to draw aside the veil of secrecy and allow any one who chooses to know exactly OF WHAT PERUNA 13 COMPOSED. This ought to disarm all honest criticism. We expect, however, that crit icism will continue. On some pretext or other those who are envious of the success of Peruna will continue to find fault But we are determined to give such people no just complaint PERUNA IS A GREAT MEDICINE. It has become a household word in millions of homes. Our faith in the remedy is stronger than ever. Every year we expect to establish new plants in foreign lands until tho people of all the world are supplied with this valu able household remedy. WE CLAIM PERUNA TO EE A CATARRH REMEDY. Buy a bottle and try it. If it helps you, bo honest and acknowlcdgo that it has helped you. ' If you want us to we will publish your statement exactly as you furnish it to us. We will add no words, take away no words. If you wish us to we will publish your portrait in connection with it Wo will not do this without your written request without your entire consent. Peruna has cured thousands of pooplo of chronio catarrh, in many phases and locations. At least that is what the people say to ns, through unsolicited testimonials. Peruna will cure many thousand more, in spite of fabricated slanders to the contrary. WE GUARANTEE EVERT BOTTLE OF PERUNA TO CONTAIN THE INGREDIENTS PRINTED ON THE LABEL. We guarantee that every testimonial we use is absolutely true-in the exact language of the testifier. We guarantee that every photograph published ia tho photograph of the person whose name it boars, that evory word of every testimonial was author ized by tho hand that signed it We are determined to beat our opponents by being fairer than thoy are, by dealing squarer than they dare to. We are determined to meet falsehood with truth, duplicity with candor, insincerity with sincerity. Wo know that the ucers of Peruna will appreciate our stand. We believe that the dealers in Peruna will applaud our course. We expect even our op ponents will be obliged to acknowledge finally that Peruna is not only an honest and useful remedy, but one of the GREATEST HOUSEHOLD MEDI CINES ON THE CONTINENT. People Who Object to Liquid Medicines Can Now Secure Peruna Tablets. The discriminating SLOAN farmer keeps a supply of LINIMENT For spavin, curb. splmUweeny. capped hock, founder, strained tendons, wind puffs and all lameness in horses -For thrush, foot rot and garget on cattle and sheep For hog distemper, hog cholera; thumps and scours in hoqs ror diarrhoea. canker and roup in poultry - , j c A7 ALLL, DEu LERi? PR,CE 5.5 i.oo 5end For free poo ft forces. Cottle, Hogs or.d Poulrry - -Address Dr. Earl S.Sloan. Boston Mass School for Parrots. A school of lflneiiREPs for narrots has been established in Paris. The birds are taught to speak English, French, German and Italian. Piles Cnrcd in O to 14 Days. Pazo Ointment in Guaranteed to cure any oweof Itching, Blind. Bleeding or Protruding l'ilea in 6 to 11 day. or money refunded. SOc. Cleveland in the Lead. Interesting statistics showing the importance of Cleveland as an Indus trial center are those which summar ize the shipbuilding business of the year 1907. One Cleveland concern, the American Shipbuilding Company, constructed last year more vessels than any other' shipbuilding company in the world. Thirty-four ships, rep resenting a tonnage of 191,602 tons, were built by the Cleveland company. Second on the list stands W. Dox ford & Sons, an English concern, with twenty-two ships and 91,254 tons. It will be seen that the out put of the American Shipbuilding Company was more than twice ns great as that of its nearest rival In the world's shipbuilding business. Meaning of Lieutenant The title lieutenant comes from words signifying "holding the place." Thus, a lieutenant colonel holds the place of a colonel in the absence of the latter, and a lieutenant holds the place of a captain. Coin of Many Thirteen. "The quarter-dollar," said a num ismatist, "should be a very unlucky coin. It is nothing but one mass of thirteens. There are 13 stars on It. There are 13 letters in the Bcroll that the eagle holds in its claws, there are 13 feathers in the eagle's tall, and there are 13 feathers in its wing. On the shield there are 13 parallel lines, 13 horizontal stripes and 13 arrowheads. Finally, in the word 'quarter-dollar' there are Just 13 letters." New York Press. FTTS,St. Vitus' Dance:Nervous Disease per mnnentlycured by Dr. Klinr's Great Nerve Restorer. 3 trial bottle und treatise free. Dr. H. E. Kline. Ld.,H3l Arch St., Phila., Pa. Horse Sense. A man in New England lost a horse and offered a reward of five dollars. A half-witted fellow returned in half an hour leading him by hisi bridle. The owner was surprised at tho ease with which bis half-witted friend had found the beast, and. on passing the five dollars to him, he asked: "Tell w i w did vou find the horse?" To which tho other made answer, "Waal, I thought to myself, where would I go if I was a hoss; and I went there, and ho had." Everybody's Magazine. A Georgia negro keeps a mule in stead of a wife on the grounds that the mule is almost as uncertain and a blamed sight easier to please. There Is Only One "Bromo Quinine" That Is Laxative Bromo Quinine USED THK WORLD OVOt TU OURS A OOLO III OMZ. DAT. Always remember the full name. tot till signature on Terr box. At It Was Announced. At a church entertainment the master of ceremonies announced: 'Miss nates will sing 'Oh. that I had wings like a dove, for them would I fly away and he at rest,' accom panied by the minister." GREGORY'S dtCUd prod on. oulwue rKl.OHfta J. 1. H. BuaWT 1 IH. Muiunui. Mm. tfUlTl P. N. U. 8, 1903. NO MORE MUSTARD PLASTERS TO BLISTER THE SCIENTIFIC AND MODERN EXTERNAL COUNTER-IRRITANT. Capsicum-Vaseline. EXTRACT OF THE CAYENNE , PEPPER PLANT TAKEN DIRECTLY IN VASELINE ,r..r. -.lv.-.. ... DON'T 'WAIT COMES-KEEP TILL THE PAIN A TUBE HANDY A QUICK. SURE. SAFE AND ALWAYS READY CURE FOR PAIN.-PRICE !Se. -IN COLLAPSIBLE TUBES MADE OF PURE TIN AT ALL DRUGGISTS AND DEALERS. OR BY MAIL ON RECEIPT OF 15c. IN POSTAGE STAMPS. A substitute 'or and superior to mustard or any other plaster and will not blister the most delicate skin. The pain-allaying and curative qualities of the article are wonderful. It will stop the toothache at once, and relieve Head ache and Sciatica. . Ve recommend it as the best and safest external counter irritant known also as an external remedy for pains In the chest and stomach and all Rheumatic. Neuralgic and Gouty complaints. A trial will prove what we claim (or it, and It will be found to be invaluable In the household and for children. Once used no family will be without it. Many people say "it is the best of all your preparations." Accept no preparation of vaseline unless the same carries our label, as otherwise it is not genuine. 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