WHEN BROADWAY WAS A COCN TRY ROAD. Ko rushing cars, nor trampinn feet Disturbed the peaceful summer days That shone as now upiiti the street That knows our luisy, noisy ways. And bhwhinp pirls and awkward jays Btrolled slmvly heme, nnd rattle loiveil As fell the purple twilight haze. When Broadway was a country road. No tailored dandies, trim and neatj No damsels of the latent craze Of form nnd fashion; no conceit To catch the fanry or amaze. No buildings met the skyward (raze: Nor myriad liirMs (hat niiirhtv glowed To set the midnight hour ablaze iWhen Broadway was a country road. Then shadv lanes with blossoms sweet Led gently down to quiet bays Or to the sheltered, hedged retreat Pome falling mansion now betrays. The stage coach here no longer pays Its daily call, nor farmers goad Their oxen, as in olden days. When Broadway was a country rond. Little indeed to meet the praise Of modern times the picture showed. !And yet the fancy fondly strays To Broadway as a country road. -Charles Coleman Stoddard, in Broadway Magazine. iin'nnm um ni itt lociib and ner Mnther Rave i f j Quarrel $ I don't see why any one ever se lects the summer time for a wedding. I think it is very inconsiderate to ex pect people to sit in a crowded church to take part in a reception crush onto hot evening. But persons about to be married usually are too Selfishly absorbed in their own affairs to have a thought for the pleasure or comfort of others. I did not want to attend Georgia Harvey's wedding, but mother insist ed that I should go with her. "I'm sure, Luclle," she urged, "that your father will be vexed if you don't go. You know that Georgia is the daughter of one of your father's oldest business friends and he will expect some of us to be there." "If father is so punctilious about having the family represented why didn't he stay at, home and go him self?" I asked, a trifle petulently. I have long noticed that when there are family social obligations to dis charge father nearly always finds it necessary to take a business trip out ; of town. Mother only sighed at my remarks In her provoking way. I went on: "It seems to me that I did my duty toward the Harveys now and forever when I shopped all one Btlftlng day for a bridal gift for Georgia. It is no pleasure to go from store to store hunting for something rich and handsome for $20. If father wanted to make her an elegant present he should have given me more money to spend for it." Twenty dollars was all h could afford," said mother, "and I'm sure, Lucile, that I could have found some thing very nice for that amount." "Well," I said, "I think the silver mounted alligator handbag which I bought was handsome enough for any one. I quite wore myself out look ing for it, but I suppose you and father think I might have done bet ter. It's pretty hard to please every one." "It's very nice, indeed, dear" said mother, soothingly. "I think we'll be quite satisfied when we see it dis played among the other gifts.". Mother loves to look at wedding presents. It makes me nervous to Bee her examine every piece of silver or cut glass as if she were mentally appraising it, when really she is only rejoicing that the bride has been so generously remembered. Sometimes I feel that mother's breadth of human Interest almost amounts to vulgarity. I never can make her realize that an air of Indifference adds to one's so cial equipment. "Lucile," said mother, in a dis tressed whisper the night of the wed ding, "I've looked everywhere among the gifts and I can't find the hand bag. Do you suppose anything has happened to it?" "Oh, no," I returned. "It's quite safe in my chiffonier." "Why, did you forget to send it?" "No, I'm not quite so forgetful as that. I decided not to send it at all. I thought as Georgia is going to housekeeping she would rather haye those butter plates I decorated two years ago when I was taking lessons In china painting. Besides I think It so nice to give one's own work." "Why, Lucile," etclaimed the mother. I frowned, for I think there is nothing more ill-bred than any quar rel in public between members of a family. So nothing more was said about the matter until we were driv ing home. Then mother declared that she was certain father would be an noyed at what I had done. "What have I done?" I inquired. "Well," bersn ircthr:- excitedly, "I asked Georgia's little sister where the dishes' you sent were, for I couldn't find them among the other presents. She told me that they were all broken, Lucile, broken!" "From your tone, mother, anyone might fancy that it was my fault. If the Harveys were careless with the gifts, I'm sure I am not to blame." "Lucile," said mother, solemnly, "those dishes were in fragments when they arrived at the Harveys. You put them in the box without any packing and, of course, they were broken. How could you be so heed less?" "It's very unkind of you to speak bo crossly to me when I went to this tupid wedding just to please you and father," I said, beginning to cry. "There, there, dear," returned mother. "I'm afraid I was a little harsh, for I was so disappointed that there wasn't any present from us dis played. But I didn't mean tc be cross, deat. So don't crj' any more. It makes me unhappy, Lnelle." For mother's sake I dried my eyes and tried to be cheerful. When I got home 1 took out the handbag and looked at It and I felt glad that I had selected such a handsome one. Little accessories of that kind add so much to the elegance of a street cos tume. My old one Is almost shabby and I should have had to ask father for money to buy a new handbag If It hadn't been for my forethought In sending Georgia the painted china. I am always pleased when I can save father any extra expense. Chicago News. TIXK AXD rt'RI'LE THOl'GHTS. Demonstrated by Certain Experiment! of Professor Gates. Plunging his arm into a jar filled wltn water to the point of overflow ing and keeping his position without moving, Professor Elmer Gates, of the Laboratory of Psychology at Washington, directed his thinking to the arm. The blood soon entered the arm in such quantities, declare a writer in Current Literature, as to enlarge it and cause the water in the jar to overflow. By directing his thoughts to his arm for a certain length of time daily for many days he permanently increased both its size and strength. He even instructed others to produce the same effects on various bodily or gans, thus demonstrating, it is con tended, the accuracy of the state ment that muscle can be developed by a proper course of thinking a well as by exercise. Professor Gates, moreover, has shown what is called the causative character of thinking in a long series of experiments. He has found that change of the mental state changed the chemical character of the per spiration. When treated with the same chemi cal reagent the perspiration of an angry man showed one color, that of a man in grief another, and so on through the long list of emotions. Each mental state persistently ex hibited its own peculiar result every time the experiment was repeated. Each kind of thinking, by causing changes in glandular or visceral ac tivity, produced different chemical substances, which were being thrown out of the system in the perspiration. When the breath of Professor Gates' Btibject was passed through a tube cooled with ice bo as to con dense liquid resulted. He kept the man breathing through the tube, but made him angry. Five minutes afterward a sediment appeared in the tube, indicating the presence there of a new substance, which had been produced by the changed physical action caused by a change of the mental condition. Anger ga7e a brownish substance, sorrow gray, remorse pink, and so on. The results showed, as in the experiments with the perspiration, that each kind of thinking produced its own peculiar substance, which the system was trying to expel. Retries a Trap For Game. Black hawberries are now furnish ing delicious meals for hunters in the mountains. They are also being de voured by bears, and they are being picked off the branches by coons and opossums. Indeed, the black haw berry is one of the real food products of the woods, and there is no danger of a lost person starving. You cannot convincea mountaineer that the haw is not a food. The only trouble about it is that It takes a great many berries to make a ban quet. It is the thick, mealy flesh sur rounding the seed that is eaten, and in some sections housewives make them into a sort of jelly. Experienced hunters make It a practice to look for bears and grouse in the vicinity of a clump of haw bushes, and generally succeed in find ing the game there. The berries grow in large clusters like elderberries, and a quart can be picked in a few minutes. Minneapo lis Tribune. Lost Again. "Hear about the hard luck story of Dad Moulton, the Stamford train er?" inquired one alumnus of anoth er, coming back from the big game. "No; what happened?" "Wei, Dad, you know used to be a professional toot racer. Went all over the world when in his athletic prime, sprinting for money against all com ers. They say he won 263 races, never was beaten but twice in his career. One of the fellows that beat. Dad met later in another race and outran him. Dad was after the other fellow for a long while to get a re turn race. But the fellow beat Dad again." "How was that?" "Died before Dad got another crack at him." San Francisco Chronicle. A Horse With a Habit. Henry Ewan, of Clayton, N. J., has a fine black horse tlat is an inveter ate tobacco chewer, and it is almost impossible to drive past a hotel with out giving him a glass of beer or whisky. The horse prefers beer and drinks it from the glass without spill ing a drop. Mr. Ewan Bays the horse's habits are very embarrassing, espe cially when he has ladies in his car riage. On his way to church the oth er morning, accompanied by several ladies, the horse stopped In front of a hotel, and it took nearly an hour to convince him that the Bishops' law is still in force. Bar Buffet ENGLAND DISPUTES OVER AUTHORS' RANK. British Museum's Choice of Nineteen Best Arouses Strong Protests. , Thackeray Not Included Dickens Left Out, Too, and Kis Admirers Object Shaw Slashes the Official List. A question perhaps even more diffi cult of solution than that of "What are the hundred best books?" has been raised by the authorities of the British Museum, writes the London correspondent of the New York Times. In the reading room of that Institution, which has Jus been re opened to the public after being closed for a lengthy period of re pairs and renovations, there are nineteen panels (there are twenty really, but one Is occupied by a clock), on each of which has 'been painted the name of a great English writer. It was no easy task tq select nineteen names as the greatest and most representative in English litera ture. This Is bow the trustees ful filled the task: Chaucer Locke Byron Caxton Addison CarlyK Tindale Swift Macanlay Spenser Pope Tennyson Shakespeare Oibbon Browning Bacon Wordsworth Milton Scott Of course this selection does not meet with universal commendation. Equally, of course, the omission of Thackeray and Dickens was at once noted and objected to by that section of the public whose acquaintance with English literature probably goes no further than a certain familiarity with names. One of the trustees had to explain that the official view was that fiction occupied a less exalted place In the hierarchy of literature than other bra' c.hes and was of more recent growth. Scott (whose name Is Included in the list) had other claims besides being a great novelist, whereas the fame of Dick ens and Thackeray rested almost en tirely upon their novels. Lord Avebury (Sir John Lub bock) Is a trustee of the British Mu seum. In an interview he said he was equaly responsible with his fellow-trustees for the selection made, and he gave an interesting opinion on the list as a whole. "I had some little doubt about Caxton," said Lord Avebury, "not as to the great services he had rendered to literature, but as to whether he was quite representative of English literature In the same sense as the other great writers. And In the same way, with reference to Tindale, I had a little doubt, not In any way from undervaluing what he had done, but I thought that his great services were perhaps hardly services to literature. On the whole, however, I think there Is a great deal to be said for Includ ing their names, and that otherwise It is a very good selection." In reply to a question as to whether he would have Included Dickens and Thackeray if there had been room, Lord Avebury said: "If you ask whether, BuppoBlng there had been twenty-one panels instead TWO OLD FRIENDS. Soliloquy Over a Tobacco Pouch and a Minister. I need a new tobacco pouch; we need a new minister so they say. A younger man,' our minister is old; so la my pouch, and worn with ser vicehard, constant, daily, humble service; It is frayed at the edges bo la he. All old, good men are. And we must have new ones, that when we display them other people will not think either that we are out of fashion or that we are too poor to get what we ought to have. It has worn well, my pouch; It was a good one when I got It, well made, Btrong, serviceable, good to look at; so was he. It is good to look at still, I think; certainly not beautiful, but surely friendly, at the very least; and though its buckskin covering is torn and ragged it serves its purpose perfectly, and It will ex pand now as well as ever to carry all that I may need; and his great heart finds room for all our troubles. But my wife tells me it Is dis graceful to carry such a wornout thing about, and, being a bit absent minded, I generally fail to notice who may be by to criticise when I fill my pipe. Men understand; the dear wife dosen't though she does not want a new minister, thank God! And in a few days my unwillingness to see her really distressed will send me to the tobacconist's for a new pouch, though 1 promise you it shall be a duplicate of the old as nearly as may be; and I will carry it and use it, and I shall grow to love it; and when It is old I shall love It best. But meanwhile, the one I have, quite good, dear, kindly and accustomed, that must go. It shall not be thrown away, for I keep them all in a drawer nf my office desk; and when the spring comes and I go into the mountains for a little while to fish for trout, it Is always the old ones, the worn and patient ones, the friendly ones, that go with me. And be, my Dr. Lavender, who cannot hear the music which bis nature craves because the' homeless must be cared for, nor keep in touch with current theological thoughts be cause the bodies of the starving ones are worth more than all the costly books in Christendom he, who loves us all, and whom some of us love, knows that others of us want (ah, no; wish, rather!) a younger man; and he is going to resign; and "the" are going to accept bis resignation. of nineteen, Dickens and Thackeray should have been included, I should have rather a doubt about it, but I would not like to say which two names I should have selected without giving the matter greater considera tion." Sidney Lee, the editor of the Dic tionary of National Biography, said: "The list of names Is Interesting. It is Inevitable that a few which one would like to see there should be omitted. I think room might well have been found for Dry den Johnson Burke . Burns I wonder what Carlyle and Macaulay would say about the preference of themselves to Dryden and Johnson. I fully admit the difficulty of deter mining whom to omit from the ex isting list In order to make room for my four suggestions. However, re luctantly, I should be inclined to sacriflc" Locke Addison Carlyle Browning. George Bernard Shaw unhesitat ingly corrected a printed list. He began by knocking out Spenser. Then he deleted Locke and Addison, and supplied one name that of Bunyan in place of the three. He thought Fielding a better choice than Pope, and would have preferred Blake or Shelly to Wordsworth. He erased Tennyson and Browning, and ad vanced Ruskln, Dickens and Butler (presumably the Butler of "Hud! bras"). Some of his corrections are char acteristic. So is his comment: "I hastily correcf the more out rageous omissions. When you have only nineteen windows it is ridicu lous to waste them on genteel third rate minds like Addison, Wordsworth and Tennyson, while Bunyan, Blake and Shelly are being crowded out." Frederic Harrison said: "Admit ting the difficulty of screwing British literary worthies into nineteen holes, the salient omissions Beem to me to be: ' "Hume, the greatest of our phil osophers, and "Fielding, the greatest of our nov elists. 'And what will Scots say to a list which contains Browning and not Burns? "And what will Irishmen say to a list which contains Addison, and not Goldsmith? 'Are there no spaces for Thack eray, Dickens, or Johnson, Gray and Richardson?" Herbert Trench and Edmund Gosse commended the selection made by the trustees, and so, to a certain extent, did Hall Calne. Yet ever shall he go with me Into the silent spaces day by day, where, away from this dusty world, the clear, strong wind blows the cobwebs from one's c'-nracter; and into that glor ious, fr. jrant sunlight, where, freed for a moment from the rush and drudgery of living, one really lives. Atlantic Monthly. Glass Telegraph Poles. At Grossalmerode, a town near Cas sel, Germany, a factory has recently been established for the manufacture of glass telegraph and telephone poles. The glass mass of which the poles are made is strengthened by inter lacing and intertwining with strong wire threads. One of the principal advantages of these poles, it is said, would be their use in tropical coun tries, where wooden poles are soon destroyed by the ravages of Insects and where cllmatical influences are ruinous to wood. The Imperial Post Department, which hps control of the telegraph and telephone lines in Germany, has ordered the use of these glass poles on one If Its tracts. Lon don Dally Graphic. Paying the Lightening. A party of American tourists who vara unmfnrtalilv oatatillaTi d In ft hft- tel in Germany discovered a new con : tributlon to "English as she is spoke," only this time they found it In the written word. The building had been recently wired for electricity and under the bulbs In each room di rections were posted in French, Ger man and English. The French was irreproachable, the German nearly so. The English read as follows: "To open and shut the lightening electrical on, is requested to turn to the right hand. On going to bed It must be closed. Otherwise the light ening must be paid." Boston Her ald. Editor Defies Superstition. Defying Btiperstltition, the Herald, of Slatington, Pa., began publication as a weekly on Friday, September 13. The first copy was taken from the press at thirteen minutes before 5 o'clock, in the presence of thirteen witnesses. Jab at the Comic Section. There is a tolerably well-defined difference between the man with a sense of humor and the man with a comic section, merely. Puck. lnvWJ,ls.Er? J.H.ES?Y Missouri Representative Cites Two. Beards, One Nina and the Other Eleven Feet. ' Some fellow recently made the atatement that he knew a man who had a beard seven feet long. "That's no beard at all," said Champ Clark, Congressman from Missouri, and he wrote a letter to the Washington Post, telling about a man 'In Pike County who had a beard as is a beard. The public not being fully satisfied, the Congressman from Pike bas come on to Washington two weeks earlier than he intended, to see about It. He gave out an interview on the subject, and if any one further ques tions that Missouri produces the greatest whiskers in the world, the matter will be brought up in Con gress and a special Investigation asked for. "Judge Elijah Gates." said Mr. Clark, "has a beard nine feet and a half long. He lives In my county, just a few miles from my. house, and I know him very well. But his whiskers are not any special curiosity because there is a yuan a few miles further down the road who has a beard eleven and a half feet long. This man's name Is Valentine Tap ley. I know him very well. "A curious thing about these fel lows, and that makes me think a man's character can be told by his whiskers. Now, Elijah Gates is a pugnacious kind of a fellow, not a scrapper or a brawler, you under stand, but of a stubborn type of man. His whiskers are right stiff, like a horse's mane. But Valentine Tap ley, his are soft as silk, and Tapley la mild mannered and thoroughly agreeable, one of those unanimous sort of fellows. "Of course, those fellows do not wear their beards down all the time. They couldn't do It without tying a knot In them like a horse's tall. But they wear 'em Inside their vests in silk bags. Old man Tapley takes his out once or twice a year for the benefit of his neighbors. Old man Elijah Gates takes his out, too, but only to comb it. He has one of these sugar-tree combs made for it and he combs It with that." Mr. Clark has no suggestion of a hirsute adornment on his classic face. No one Is, therefore, able to read his character from his beard. If he had one, though, it would probably not be soft and silken like Valentine Tap ley's, for Mr. Clark is not unani mous. Plnnt Like a Camel. The nearest thing to a camel among plants Is a curious specimen of the tucumber family which bears the name of the Ibervtllea sonorae. This plant, like the camel, is -a native of the desert, and it bas to go without water longer than the animal. As the rainy season In the desert comes only once a year nature pro vides the I. S. with a reservoir to ;tore up enough moisture to last it between times. The organ In which the water Is stored is located at the base of the stem. It is covered with a sort of mackintosh envelope, through which the water can neither escape nor evaporate. The water holder rests on the sand throughout, tie entire period of drought, but when the rain comes It springs into activity. San Francisco Chronicle. Pies Paralyzed Him. Because he was unable to curb his relish for pie Charles E. Knowlton, seventy-three years old, who was noted for his strength In pulling open balky doors of iron safes, died yes terday of paralysjs at his home, 110 Washington avenue, Brooklyn. "He admired my pies for thirty years before we were married," said the widow last night, "and he was just as fond of them afterwards." Knowlton was also greatly devoted to outdoor sports. He recently re- turnedvfrom a vacation at Deposit, N. Y., where he played baseball, walked many miles every day and drove in a sulky behind a fast horse. His doc tor vainly warned him that pie and cake formed a poor diet for a man of his age who took so much exercise. Knowlton only smiled. The paralysis resulted from gastritis. New York World. Moth a Hypnotist. "Did you ever know," said the hyp notist as he played with a curious glittering hypnotizing machine of crystal and silver, "did you ever know that hypnotism is practiced among insects? "Well, It is a fact. A queen bee can hynotize her whole hive when ever she wants to. She makes a cu rious humming sound, and within a moment or two every bee in the col ony falls into a hypnotic trance. "The death's head- hawk moth Is also a hypnotist of great power. This creature, indeed, makes its living out of hypnotism. Entering a hive, It makes a sound not unlike the queen bee's note, and, the bees immediately sinking into slumber, the moth pro ceeds to plunder at its leisure." New Orleans Times-Democrat. Laid on tlio Table. The Richmond Times-Dispatch and the Montgomery Advertiser are dis cussing pie in their editorial col umns, but the Kentucky plan of dis cussing It on the diuner table is vast ly more satisfactory. Louisville Courier-Journal. Berlin has a greater number of policemen, per capita, than any other city.. SINKS AND DRAINS A FRE QUENT CAUSE OF TYPHOII Purify These and You Will Be Safe From Contagion Disinfecting the Only Preventative Borax, at Simple, Safe and Sure Method. How to keep our homes clean, sweet and free from germ influences is a question. While there Is no ' occasion for alarm, it is always well to be fore- armed on the theory that "An Ounce of Prevention Is Better Than a Pound -of Cure," and no ounce of prevention hai yet been discovered that is mora simple, more direct and more effec tive, yet harmless to the human sys tem, than 3orax. Borax has been known and used for generations as a purifier and preven tive against epidemic influences orig inating from uncleanly conditions re sulting from unsanitary sinks and drains, and when used as a hot solu tion in the proportion of two table spoonfuls to a gallon of hot water flushed through. the offending loca tions, removes every trace of disease germs and renders the pipea clean v and wholesome. Borax in addltiou to its hygienlo dualities, is a household necessity. M and can be used for numberless do mestic purposes. It softens the water makes linen dazzling white, will cleanse every article in the kitchen or dining room and make it bright, will prevent moths, soften and whiten the skin, remove dandruff and cleans the scalp, and for cleansing and ster ilizing baby's milk bottle and nlppla has no equal. Borax, unlike every other cleanser and disinfectant, is absolutely harm less to the system, and is safe, simple. economical, and can be purcnased as, any druggist or grocery. A dainty book in colors, called the "Jlngl Book," will be sent free to any Mother sending name and address of her baby and tops from two jue-pouud cartoaa of "20-Mule Team" tiorax, with 5c. in stamps. Address Pacific Coast Borax Co., New York Moral Effect of Athletics. Aside from Its physical effect, tbe moral effect of athletics, In the case of the soldier, at least, is of no small value. My experience has been that men are less likely to drink in the football or baseball season, even though they may be addicted to the use of intoxicants. And this though no special effort may have been made along these lines by those in charge of the sports. The class of men who go In for athletiqs and excel In such contests are the most desirable sol diers and the best all-around men. Still another advantage of athletics la that good athletic teams and the repu tation for a post of having champion . teams draw good recruits and soldiers-. to enlist there. Army and Navy Life. Hippophagy. Hippophagy being In low water in these later days, somebody has set ; himself to show what an exceedingly respectable history attaches to the practice. Among the ancients, espe cially in China., eating horseflesh was general, and it was only killed in Eu rope by a papal decree of Gregory III, though why horseflesh should have been interdicted does not appear. It was only the famine caused by Napo leon's invasion that revived the prac tice In Germany, wnere It has sur vived ever since. London Globe. 2 Watch for the Blind. A watch for the use of tbe blind ' has the hours indicated by movable buttons in relief on the dial. A strong minute hand Indicates minutes only. A blind person who passes his hand over the dial finas tne button indicating the house depressed. Forxn A WAY J To Be Clear of the Coffee Trouble, "Husband and myself both had the coffee habit and finally his stomach and kidneys got In such a bad condi tion that he was compelled to give up a good position that he had held for years. He was too sick to work. His skin was yellow, and I hardly think there was an organ In his body that was not affected. "I told htm I felt surer his sickness was d?e to coffee, and after some dis cussion he decided to give It up. "It was a struggle, because of the powerful habit. One day we heard ' about Postum and concluded to try It, ' and then it was easy to leave off cof i fee. "His fearful headaches grew less frequent, his complexion began to clear, kidneys grew better until at last he was a new man altogether, as a result of leaving off coffee and tak ing up Postum. Then I began ta , drink It, too. j "Although I was never as bad oft ' as my husband, I was always very .nervous and never at any time very j strong, only weighing 95 lbs. before f I began to use Postum. Now I weigh 115 lbs. and can do as much work as any one my size, I think. "Many do not use Postum because A they have not taken the trouble to " make it right. I have successfully fooled a great many persons who have drunk, it at my table. They would remark, 'You must buy a bight grade of coffee.' One young mac who clerked in a grocery store was jry enthusiastic about my 'coffee. When I told him what it was he said, ' 'Why, I've sold Fostum for four years but I had no idea it was like thlSjj Think I'll drink Postum hereafter.' T Name given by Postum Co., Battla Creek, Mich. Read "The Road to Well Ule," la pkgs. "There's a Reason.