BUSINESS CRRDBi E. KEFP JUSTICE OP TftE PEACE, feLBlon Attornoy and Roal.Estate Agent. RAYMOND E. BROWN, attorney at law, Bkookvillk, Pa. S, m. Mcdonald, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW, Renl estate agent, patents secured, col- t'ctlinn rnnde promptly. Office la Bynalcats ulldiug, Keynoldsvllle, Pa. gMITH M.McCUEIGHT, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW, Notary public and real estate agent. Col lections will nsce ve prompt attention. Office in the lleynolrisville Hardware Do. building, lain street Huyuoldsrllle.Pa. DR. B. E. HOOVER, DENTIST, Resident dentist In the floorer building Main street. Oentlenoss In operating. 1)R. L. L. MEANS, DENTIST, Office on second floor of the First National bank building, Main street. DR. R. DeVERE KING, . DENTIST, Office on second floor of the Syndicate build Ing, Main street, Keynoldsvllle, Pa. JJENRY PRIESTER UNDERTAKER. Black and white funeralcars. Main street. . Keynoldsvllle, Pa. HUGHES & FLEMING. UNDERTAKING AND PICTURE FRAMING. The 0. 8. Burial League has been tested and found all right. Cheapest form of In surance. Secure a contract. Near Publlo Fountain, Keynoldsvllle Pa. D. H. YOUNG, ARCHITECT Corner Grant and Flftn sts., Reynolds vllle. Pa. FEMININE NEWS NOTES. Women In Iceland already have the municipal vote. Mrs. Theodore Roosevelt has he come a member of the New York State Assembly ot Mothers. Coslma, the widow of Richard Wag ner, whose health has been poor tc some time, Is much Improved. Vlcomtesse Vigier, formerly Sophia Cruvelll, the famous Italian prima donna, died at Nice, eighty-one years old. The women doing housework In New Zealand have struck for shorter hours and higher wages and won their case. Mrs. Emma Packard, wife of S. B. Packard, former Governor of Louis iana, died of apoplexy in Marshall town, Iowa. Edith Van Buren obtained In Naples a divorce from a man who pretended to be a count but proved to be a convict. The Parliament of Iceland Is now In session, and 12,000 women a ma jority of the adult women of Iceland have petitioned for full Parlia mentary suffrage. Mrs. Sarah Piatt Decker, president of the General Federation of Wom en's Clubs, was a guest of honor at the annual convention of the State Federation in Stamford, Conn. A committee of women has been chosen to pass upon the propriety of all books circulating In the public library of El Paso, Texas. The char acter of soma ot the books has been attacked. Nora May French, poetess and au thor, ended her life with cyanide of potassium at the bungalow of the poet, George F. Sterling, at Carmel-by-the-Sea, a California colony of Artists and- writers. Mrs. Carrie Nation was made a life member of the Woman's Christian Temperance Union at Nashville, Tenn. SPOUTING BREVITIES. Tyrus Cobb, of Detroit, leads the American League batsmen In the offi cial averages for 1907. "Boston will not be represented by a team In the national roller polo league during the present season. Jimmy Casey, the Brooklyn Club's third baseman, is slated to succeed Joe Kelley as manager of the Toron to Club. Seven cars made perfect scores in the twenty-four-hour road endurance run of the New Jersey Automobile and Motor Club. The Waterland I., an automobile that is also a 'motor boat, was given a successful test on both land and water at New York. The Philadelphia Nationals have invaded the navy for talent, John Gibson, a marine, being the latest ad dition to the Quaker pitching staff. United States Senator James L. Bailey, of Texas, is the owner of the most successful trotting sire of the season of 1907. The horse's name is' Prodigal. Dennis Costigan, well known as the trainer of Jack Dempsey, died In the Metropolitan Hospital, on Black well's Island, New York City. He was lifty-one years old. With the store 10 to 0 against them, the Yale football team rallied in the second half and won by a Ecore of 12 to 10 In the greatest battle ot recent years. Coy was the hero. Hughey Jennings does not believe In fining a player to correct his faults, and if the disgruntled athlete will not play his game after hearing what his manager thinks, Is willing to let him go. Harvard was crushed by Dart mouth by 22 to 0 at football. Penn sylvania won from Michigan by 6 to 0, Cornell defeated Swarthmore by 18 to 0 and Carlislo triumphed over Minneapolis. Bronze Door for the Capitol. The models of the large bronze doors which the Washington sculp tor, Louis Amaties. was authorized to design for the main west entrance of the Capitol need only a few finishing touches before they will be ready to cast. THE At least twenty times, Ilka the veriest lass, I've bluHhingty glanced In the old looking glass, To stmiKhten a fold In my poplin gown, Or pat the lovandor sprig In my balr. For X must be comely and smiling and fair When tonight he comes home, When my lover cornea homo; When tonlKht he comes from the far away town. His letter I've read till I know It by henrt; See, liore in my bosom I keep It apart! On his plea for pardon he begs me not frown; My presence, lie writes, Is better than nil The pleasure! that turn to wormwood and gall. And so he comes home, My lover comes home; And so he comes homo from the far away town. lie knew ere lie wrote that I loved as of old, For love llko my love can never grow cold; Grief will but strengthen It, years but crown Ah! soon he will know that a woman can feel Love whltor than snow yet stronger than steel, When tnnljrlit he comes home, When my lover comes home; When tonight he cornea home from the far-away town. The fire Is blar.inp, the lamps are nil lit, And here In his chair that awaits him I'll sit; Come, I. on, old dog, on the rug cuddle down, While Tabby beside you purrs bravely away, 4-h ROMANCE. 'M,i Wilfiil lansy Oets a, Proof oi" Its Unreality. "I wonder," mused Wilful Pansy, the mill maiden, "it he will notice me?' And the most beautiful girl of all the thousands of female employes of the vast carpet works tossed Her pret ty head and felt of her immense vam pire shaped back hair ribbons in an arch sort of way as she bent over her looms. "They say," she went on musing, despite the fact that the bare armed and sear faced foreman was looking at ker disapprovingly from the nearby toorway in which he stood framed in til his ugliness "they say that he is Very handsome like a Greek god. Oh, Isn't that lovely 'like a Greek god?' IVow, isn't that original. I really won ler, though, if it is original or wheth er I made it up myself?" , Pleased at her little fancy, the dain ty Pansy dainty depplte the tact her shoes looked to be three Bizes too Urge for her and flopped around and ran over the heels in a way that was ex ceedingly mortifying to the poor, sad Bouled girl the dainty Pansy, called "wilful" by all of her companions at the mill because of her pretty, pout lsh ways, smiled to herself. "Handsome," she contiued musing, "and they say, too, that he has been hawbly dissipated abroad., Oh, these gay, care free, debonair men bow lit tle do they understand tho souls of we women!" and she sighed a little sigh. "But he is so young only 24 and they Bay that young men must sow their wild oats. And yet, if girls attempt to sow any wild oats " And again the hapless mill girl, saddened and sobered before her time She was only 18, but both her father and mother were villago drunkards, and were doing 30 days bits in the Workhouse most of the time 'again she gave a little sigh. "Oh, It is foolish," she went on. reflecting, after that last sigh, "to suppose that he would deign to so much as cast his glance upon poor lit tle Wilful Pansy, the loom girl. The lovely girls with the fine clothes and educated at Vassar and all like that, up at tbe old manor houso where he will live with his people, they will at tract all his attention, and he will nev er so much as see poor me." She dabbed at her eyes with her cheap little handkerchief as a realiza tion of the heaviness of her life came sweeping over her. "He will be home tomorrow," she went on saying to herself, "and he will be feted for days, and all of the tenants ot the old manor house will go up there to do him honor; and he will make his fine and pretty speech es to the girls visiting his sisters up yonder on the hill, and then per haps) not until two or three days have passed he will come down here to the mill to take) charge and here I am off in a corner, put here a-purpoee by that mean old foreman, the hateful thing, so that none of the many visit ors who come here can so much as see me at all!' and the downtrodden mill girl, feeling the rebellion rising within her pretty bosom, took on an air nf pouting that was exceedingly becom ing to her. "And yet," she went on, after a lit tle while, "If he could only see me well, they do say that I have a pret ty skin, and nice eyes, and that my Ag ger Is as good as anybody's if not better I wish I could wear my straight front corsets while working here at the mill, but, of course, I can't and I guess my hair Is nice to look at, even If it Isn't marcel waved, and but, how perfectly silly I am! There isn't a chance in the whole wide world, I suppose, that the dear, hanisome, dissipated thing will so much as see me, and here I am building castles in Spain but how beautiful them castles are how bee-yu-tl-ful!" The reader will have apprehended long before this that our heroine, the pretty, pouting Wilful Pansy, was co gitating to herself over the expected arrival home that day from the Uni versity of Heidelberg, where he had RETURN. And the kettle keeps singing u If It would say: "Tonight he comes home, The master cornea home; Tonight he comes home from the far away town." The table is decked In Its napery white; Pitchers of asters, flaunting and bright. Their mirth in the sheen of the silver drown; , , , . And the food Is his favorite, dainty and For naught la too good for tills lover of mine When tonight he comes noma, To nevermore roam; When tonight he comes home from tha far-away town. My lips must smile so he'll never regret The false fascinations I'll help him for get; I'll hold him henceforward with charms of my own. I'll never allude to tnc rnst nnd Its pnln. But speak of the morrow nnd radiant gain. Oh, tonight ho comes home, My lover comes home! Oh, tonight he comes home from the far away town! Hark, tia hla step and the click of the He's corning he's here, my lover, my mate! , . And look! through the clouds the moon shimmers down A sign that my waiting and longing are poet' . , . . That my anchor In waters of quiet is cast. Welcome, oh, welcome, My Love, to your home! Welcome my Love, from the far-away town! From Woman's Home Companion. ! been studying of course, where he had been studying of young Ralph Ray Gitkale, the reckless spendthrift, yet handsome and lovable scion of the house of Gitkale, who, despite all of his youthful wildness at the various European universities to which he had been sent, was fairly Idolized by his father, and who was still remembered by all of the older tenants on the man or estate as a. handsome, rollicking, de'il-may-care lad whose antics in the village were never at an end. And now, today, that same gay Ralph Ray, now grown to manhood, and with the appealing record of having been chucked out of three Buroriean univer sities for his rolllokingness, was re turning to the old manor, there to be welcomed by his father and mother and sisters, and, in a day or so, to take complete charge of the Immense carpet works, hiB old father having made that announcement to the heads of the departments only a short time before. On the following forenoon our beau tiful young heroine, Wilful Pansy, her heart filled with inexplicable Joy, was bending over her loom, when there strolled up to the railing behind which she worked a tall, broad-Bhoul-dered, rather good looking young chap, with the exception that his eyea were some bloodshot and that he had other indications about him of being a good deal of a rummy. Ah! Who shall say, dear reader, that, after all, Kismet and Nirvana and Kharmoi haven't a great deal to do with our little affairs here on earth? With tremulous heart and tremb ling hands Wilful Pansy bent over her work at the loom. What had brought him there so soon? : What wild, impossible whim of the god of good fortune had brought him, straight as If he were being guided there by some unseen hand, right up to her very loom, and at ai moment, too, when she was conscious of look ing her very tldest, for hadn't she, that morning, spent a full hour, by the light of the little lamp in her room for it was before daylight fixing her hair and arranging the b!g black vampire shaped black ribbons In her back hair so as to get the most winsome effect out of them? She sure had! And there he was, standing at the little rail, .just gazing and gazing at her as she bent over the loom and the whole world, decked in rose, swam before her! "I wonder what he Is thinking," she said to herself as her heart went pita-pat "I wonder If he is noticing that dimple on the right hand side of my face I must smile, as It to myself, eo that he will see that," and as ir swept by some tender humorous thought tbe beautiful young mill girl smiled until she knew that the dimple ought to be showing up fine. "I mustn't let him see me looking at him," she said to herself, her heart boatlnc faster and fester, "and yet, if I could only catch another glance at his face " and stealthily she shot a quick glance at him out of the corner of her eye. And when she did that he caught her ut it, and he actually smiled tack at her! "My heaven! He is going to say something to me," she said to herself than. "Oh, dear, if he should ask for the honor of seeing me home from the mill I've read stories Just like that and then make me some compliment about my hair, I know I shall JuBt perish from embarrassment; 'deed 1 shall," and for a moment she felt panic stricken. "But I must gain con trol of myself. Perhaps who knows? It will not be long before he will ask me up to the manor house to meat his mother and sisters, and how hor ribly jealous all the old things of girls will be if he does that, and then may be he'll" However, Wilful Pansy, the beauti ful mill girl, wee Just a little bit ahead of the sprint on her dope. He did speak to her, it is true, but what he said, -as he pointed the unsteady rarer ot n morning rummy at he back hair, was this: "Say, look a-here, sir, what'i all o that cashmere or alpaca swaddlng that you've got stickln' out o" your back hair, hey? Ribbons, you call It? Welt, eay, I never thought there was that much ribbon In the world. Anyhow, you've got to flag all o' that stuff, In your hair. Mln, or Blanche, or whatever they call you, and I'll tell you why: First thing you know all o' that ribbon Junk o' yours '11 get caught In the machinery, and you'll be dragged around on a belt or some thing three or four million times, and then you'll be hollerln' around here for the guvnor to pay you damages, and all like that, und- that damage gag Is goin' to be cut out, now that I'm run ning this dump. Understand? All right, sis. Just you strip your hemp ot all o' that ribbon gear and you can go right on workin' here, but It you can't see it that way you can go and get your time right now, see?" Oh, the hapless maiden. Wilful Pansy, and betas, for her castles in Spain! Washington Star. 240 MURDERS IN NEW YORK EVERY YEAR. Noted Criminologist States Some Re markable Facts About the Metropolis. In a talk to the members of the Greeley council. National Union, Wil liam C. demons, the criminologist, presented these facts concerning mur ders in New York: On an average 240 murders are com mitted In New York every year. Sixty-five arrests are made for these murders. Thirty-three alleged murderers are brought to trial. Twenty convictions result. Two of the convicted men are sen tenced to death. Three others receive life sentences. A murderer In New York City stands a chance of 1 to 100 of escaping the penalty of his crime. In the first 25 years of the 19th century there were only two unsolved murder cases In New York. From 1900 to the present day there have been over 300 unsolved murder cases In New York City. Besides the known murders in this city every year, he says there are at least 25 which are never heard of. These take place in every walk of life, and are usually accomplished by the use of poisons, although frequently a knife or a pistol inflictB a death wound, and members of the family conceal the facts. Appendicitis, heart failure or some similar cause is marked down as the medium of death. New York Evening Journal. QUAINT AND CURIOUS. In France the beet Is the sole source Of production of Industrial alcohol. The loon in the New York aquarium cries "Who, who" at every stranger who approaches. The first settlement in the State of New Jersey was by the Dutch, at Ber gen, in 1617. Newark received its first charter In 1713. In Georgia, the white people number 1,1S1,000 and the negroes, 1,033',000. There are more blacks in Georgia than In any other state In the Union. Mrs. I. N. Chase of Jericho, Vt., re cently opened a can of blackberries which were canned thirty-threo years ago. The fruit was found to have kept nicely and had a delicious flavor. Washington's monument is 655 feet high. The eggs shipped from fifty counties in Kansas leaving sixty-four yet to hear from, If placed end on end would build a monument 221, 8S2 times higher than the Washington shaft. Tshang Ying Tang, the highest Chin ese official in Tibet, has Btarted a school for Chinese and Tibetan boys at Lhassa, where they are to be educat ed for official positions in Tibet. He has also started the first paper at Lhassa. In a recent single issue of the New York Herald, among the "personal" advertisements were seventy which asked Information of tbe present whereabouts of certain persons, some of whom have been absentees for more than half a century. .The chief cf the Ghent police, who is organizing a brigade of police wom en proposes to take on none expect women of from forty to fifty. At that age be thinks the sex has reached years of discretion and has sufficient experience of life and human nature. An electrical tramway service will probably be started in Shanghai. A native paper has been urging the Chin ese guilds to organize a boycott of the trains, and it declares that the dan gers from the speed of the trams and live wires must cause innumerable ac cidents. Prof. Louis C. Elson says: It should be emphasized that the Hessians did not bring "Yankee Doodle" to America in 17C3. It was sung in the streets of Boston by tbe Britishers under Braddock as far back as 1755 to deride the New England troops with tha feath ers in their caps. Where Logic Falls. "Where there's smoke there must be some fire." "Not always. You ought to see the range in our flat, tor - example." Judge. LABOR WORLD. The International Spinners' Union has decided on the establishment ot a defense fund. The next international convention of Steam fitters and Helpers will be held In Detroit, Mich. Textile workers have issued over sixty charters since the last conven tion In October, 1906. If plans of union men In Milwau kee, Wis., are carried c.r a new labor organisation will be formed. The Wisconsin State Federation ot Labor has started a movement for tbe adoption of a universal union label. The International Glove Workers' Association has voted to increase Its per capita tax twenty-five per cent. The Oklahoma State Federation of Labor at Its recent meeting adopted a resolution In favor of woman suffrage. The International Marble Workers' Union, while a small one, represents an almost absolute organization of the craft. Over 16,000,000 were paid out by organized labor in the United States last year for sick and death benefits, tool Insurance, etc. In Canada the boot and shoe Indus try employs almost 13,000 wage earners. The annual wage list amounts to $4,644,171. Los Angeles (Cat.) Central Labor Council has reqnosted the American Federation of Labor to take steps to unionize trades in that city. The 12,000 coat tailors of Man. hattan, who went out on strike last summer while members of the Broth erhood of Tailors, are to form a new national organization cf tailors. A universal price list and the gen eral eight-hour workday n every sec tion of the United States and Canada is the plan proposed by Boston (Mass.) Steel and Copper Plate Printers' Union. CALLING. "Ruth," said the mother of a little miss who was entertaining a couple of small playmates, "why don't you play something Instead ot sitting still and looking miserable?" "Why, we are playing, mamma," re plied Ruth. "We're playing we are grownup women making a call." Chicago Dally News. THE TRUTH COMBS OUT. Mln'kins The happiest hours ef ray life were when I was going to school. Biffklns I cannot tell a lie, old man. The happiest hours of my life were when I was playing hooky from school. Chicago News. A LIGHT SENTENCE. De Auber This is a portrait ot Judge Blank. What do you think I ought to get for It? Ciltlcus Oh, about six months. Chicago Daily News. 1 That Man's Presence 1 By Howard VeVAis HERE are two classes of plants which are Incited by man's presence to describe certain definite movements.. One class, the sensitive-plants, retract their leaflets a3 we ap proach thera as If they resented any attempt at closer Inti macy, while the other class, comprising all those vines which develop climbing organs called tendrils, will reach out toward us If we place our hands In contact with them, and will even use a finger as a support to climb upon. We know that these tendrils will wind just as readily about a twig or a grass stem, but as one feels those sensitive strands multiply their encircling colls about one's fingers, there almost seems to be eetablished be tween us and the vegetable world a more Intimate relationship than has ever existed before. Tendrils are indeed capable of exhibiting faculties and goinr: through ev olutions more wonderful perhaps than many of us realize, it is only after wo nave seen them at work, testing with their sensitive tlp3 tho objects trey come in contact with, apparently considering their sultabilly ac n suppo: tid then accepting or rejecting them, as tho case may be it is only then that we realize how Justly they hove been culled the "brains of plant lite. The thoroughness with which theso wandering tips explore their sur- HMinrl'nnn t 111 l J 1 I j. insects, hung near the tendril, and a in its blade, not over three-sixteenths ii uuug ivuvco uau Us-Cll been the exploration of the leaf's surrnce that this one small hole had been discovered by tbe tendril, which had thrust itself nearly three incK'3 through the opening. Harper's Magazine. lO Makes XTRAGOOD ' K7"E always like to know all we VV can about the makers who produce the clothes we offer you: and we'd like you to know them too. '' O. 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